Archives Unlimited

Episode 26: Fandoms and Funyarinpas

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000

THIS EPISODE: Jun joins Hazel in talking about media we like outside of Blaseball.

2:14 - How did you get into Blaseball?

5:00 - Artfight

19:38 - Ms.Marvel

32:04 - Blaseball Zine Jam

40:20 - Son Jensen

54:58 - Pup the band

58:53 - The Guy She Was Interested In Wasn't A Guy At All

1:05:02 - Zero Escape

Follow and Support Jun on

Twitter: @_pysics

Artfight: pysics

AU Twitter: @ArchivesUnlimi

Hazel's Twitter: @Driftersoda

Blaseball from the perspective of a fan who's never seen a game

Thu, 08 Jun 2023 16:45:00 +0000

Originally recorded on January 07, 2023

Ryan of the Atlantis Georgias reached out do do an interview with us as someone who's not watched a single live game of blaseball. Recorded just before the debut of the Coronation Era. This episode we talked about how the georgias recruit people and how they got the word 'milf' banned on maincord, vampire the masquerade, and more.

~Reference Zone~

Fear of Big Things Underwater by Jacob Geller

Where you can find us!

Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)

Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers

Ryan: @elfhiem on twitter

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (rip ted tacos)

Thanks for being here!

Hello and Welcome to BACo, the Blaseball Analysis (thematic) Copyright infringing episode.

Tue, 23 May 2023 17:50:00 +0000

We have a corkboard and some red strings, time to attempt to weave a coherent analysis of Blaseball's themes and narrative for the Coronation era. AKA a thesis of the new era

~Reference Zone~

Clip Clipperson

Commission Krow

Super Lesbian Animal RPG

Where you can find us!

Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)

Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers

Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (rip ted)

Thanks for being here!

Ranking every blaseball team based on the Coronation Era roster player names.....2!

Mon, 08 May 2023 22:05:00 +0000

Back at it again! New era, new rosters to rank based on their names. New ranking system too! Join us as we rank all 24 teams and compare them to their old rosters. Are they better? Are they worse? Who's going to win round 2?! Let's find out.

Krow's Animatic

Where you can find us!

Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)

Jasmine: @wayslidecool(@wayslidecool on tumblr)

Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers

Catch us in the Taco Stand and several blaseball servers. Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi Thanks for being here!

Is the box full of cheese? Fall Ball Wk 11

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 20:10:00 +0000

Bluey, Dragoni, and guest Theremin go over the latest fall ball and other happenings on the site. Other topics include: the catboy revolution, team pineapple, what's in the box?, #WASHTHETICKER, and more! Happy April Fool's Day!

Hot Women - Fall Ball Wk 9+10

Sun, 08 Jan 2023 03:05:00 +0000

Hi AU is back from the holidays and we brought you the first episode of 2023 and the last to end the Fall Ball series. I here we discuss some recent changes from Maincord decentralizing lore, the new era's division's and alongside the player drops. Players we discussed in no particular order: Comfort Septembrish, Winnie Hess, Sexton Wheerer, Hendricks Richardson, Eugenia Garbage, Peanutiel Duffy, Tiana Takahashi, Mullen Peterson, Beans McBlase, Evelton McBlase II, Parker Macmillan, Scratch Deleuze, Wanda Schenn, Seren Moss, Kaj Statter Jr. , Donia Bailey, Jorge Owens, Norman Muggins, Dunlap Figueroa

A special thank you to you listener for sticking with us this whole Fall Ball series and for any listeners that have been with us through the year :]

~Reference Zone~

Unlimited Until the End

Eve by KC

Eve & Mullen fic by Moondragon8

The Long Road Home Zine

Baba Files Taxes

Where you can find us!

Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter

Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter

Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)

Catch us in the Taco Stand and several blaseball servers. Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi Thanks for being here!

Famous Owens of The Breckenridge Jazz Hands - Fall Ball Wk 8

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 00:40:00 +0000

Dragoni endures Krow and Hazel’s half hour-long talk on their beloved fallen players.

Look out for Lunar New Year 2023 activities Jan 20-29 2023 supporting YACAP

Timestamps:

13:08 - Start of Falls

15:10 - Famous Owens

35:08 - Cedric Spliff

41:09 - Sixpack Dogwalker

42:01 - Neerie McCloud

49:38 - Gloria Bugsnax

54:43 - Howell Franklin

1:00:19 - Son Jensen

1:32:00 - Stan Schenn

1:32:58 - Grollis Zephyr

1:33:50 - Kelvin Drumsolo

1:34:51 - Abbott Wright

1:36:17 - Yosh Carpenter

1:36:40 - Logan Rodriquez

1:38:18 - Itsuki Weeks

1:41:17 - Simon Haley

1:43:46 - Are there Any Place names?

1:44:36 - Ratings

1:46:20 - Predictions

1:47:57 - Shoutouts

Reference Zone:

Clip Clipperson Tweet

Released Fic (some Famous in there)

Peak Evolution by Bertie

to it's feast for precious hearts

Gloria fic by waveridden; By marquis

Son Jensen art by Chamomile

Fractured Realities and Timelines That Cannot Be

Orpheus by Nix

holding me like water in your hands by Dasy

Abbott Wright by Solstice

Mob Psycho 100

Where you can find us!

Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)

Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter

Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)

Catch us in the Taco Stand and several blaseball servers. Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi Thanks for being here!

His Name is Snart - Fall Ball Wk 7

Fri, 16 Dec 2022 17:40:00 +0000

Krow, Gob, Frog and Bluey discuss week 7 of Fall Ball. In this episode: everyone should get a magic player, On field fighting, vtubers and for the first time ever timestamps!!

Timestamps:

23:35 - Start of Falls

26: 41- Jesús Koch

32:16 - Blimp Hardison

37:38 - Sixpack Santiago

38:11 - Lady Matsuyama

49:06 - Ilane Snart

1:06:07 - Declan Suzanne

1:18:55 - Terrell Bradley

1:19:35 - Rush Valenzuela

1:21:00 - Augusto Reddick

1:21:38 - Conrad Twelve

1:22:34 - Dovydas Peeps

1:23:26 - Bottles Suljak

1:26:04 - Donna Milicic

1:27:17 - Mcdowell Mason

1:30:46 - Jelly Burgertoes

1:32:40 - Steals Mondegreen

1:33:47 - Ratings

1:39:49 - Shoutouts, Plugs, and where you can find us

~Reference Zone~

A Specially Adapted Underwater Wheelchair

Accessible Yukata

His Name Is Snart

Rush Valenzuela Art 1

Rush Valenzuela Art 2

Rush Valenzuela Art 3

Chihuahua on top of 8 cheeseburgers

Where you can find us!

Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3

Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)

Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter

Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (rip ted)

Thanks for being here!

The Players are Places and the Places are Players - Fall Ball Wk 6

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 22:25:00 +0000

In this swagalicious episode, the players we talk about this drop are: Gloria Bentley, Mira Lemma, Lenjamin Lin, Bonk Jokes, Beck Whitney, Elijah Valenzuela, Nerd Pacheco, Una Manhattan, Foxy Pebble, Jenkins Good, Willow Dice, Durham Spaceman, Rosa Holloway and Pippin Carpenter

For discussion of this episode, join us in the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck in Fanworks.

~Reference Zone~

Val Hitherto x Nerd Pacheco fics

flashback by marquis

running like a lonely soul on fire by marquis

Gakkou Gurashi!

The Killers - Spaceman

Willow dice

Bonk Jokes

Bonk Jokes Tarot Card

Mira Lemma

Foxy Pebble

Music for that one part in the pod is “Elevatorstuck” by Joren "Tensei" de Bruin

Where you can find us!

Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)

Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)

Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (rip ted)

Thanks for being here!

The Of-FISH-ial podcast - Fall Ball Wk 5

Sun, 04 Dec 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Happy five of them Friday. On this episode: we can rebuild them (The Georgias), fish dimensions, dinosaurs, ghost mayors, aussie Knight Triumphant, and the horrifying Subaru Brat.

For discussion of this episode, join us in the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck in Fanworks.

~Reference Zone~

world map according to fish

proof of life by waveridden

for those that remember or those that still sing by ivyns

arturo art

Victor Robles and the praying mantis

joshua watson art

esme ramsey art

dead mans party by Impernia

Jordan Adika as Knight Triumphant

ruthless art

tad seeth art

Yell Parks Pod ep about the Yellowstone National Park

the subaru brat

monkey nuts

The Barnacle Goose Experiment

Where you can find us!

Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3

Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)

Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)

Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter

Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)

Thanks for being here!

Can Teeth Get Pregananant? - Fall Ball Wk 4

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 03:00:00 +0000

HELP IT’S ONLY THE 4TH WEEK AND I’VE RUN OUT OF IDEAS ON WHAT TO PUT IN THESE DESCRIPTIONS. We were going to name this “Plump blorpo in the shadows” but something even worse came out. In this episode: Gob’s prediction comes true, big brother, fire eater swaps, Margo and Reese would get along, trauma bonding, day 1 players, home and away games, the moon, dashcon ballpit, the lorax

For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks.

~Reference Zone~

Gob’s Prediction

to the people who take the long view

Gob’s Reese Clark art

Roots by Marquis

Dunn Keyes/IF-36.688

Dunn Keyes/IF-52.562

Slow March by waveridden

Sugarmade by waveridden

Swapsies by waltztangocache

Iz’s Mankini gnome Elvis

Curmudgeons

Spears Taylor art

My friend the octopus by marquis

First proof by Crewe

A ficlet about dunlap figueroa

The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy at All

Where you can find us!

Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3

Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)

Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter (commission meeee)

Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)

Thanks for being here!

Four Eels in a Trenchcoat - Fall Ball Wk 3

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:15:00 +0000

Week 3! Give it up for Week 3! Talking points: 3 months of Fall Ball, posting, stormchasers, Bevan Wise's big naturals, ice puppets, moms spaghetti, and bricking The Book.

For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks.

~Reference Zone~

Four Eels comic

Miss Jackson by Outkast

Denim Alfredo Art by Cicatricks

Ice Puppet Oedipus

Black Hole Spaghetti

fresco by waveridden

Hades Tigers: SC 0 by Krow

Skyrim Shuffle by mans1ay3r on youtube (headsup for NSFW content)

Where you can find us!

Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)

Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (glassgob on tumblr)

Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter

Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)

Today's episode was edited by Frog

Thanks for being here!

Schlorpy Blorpy fell to the Shwoongles - Fall Ball Wk2

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 02:00:00 +0000

Fall Ball 2!! Can we reach the email count? In today's fall ball we talk about: Zack Sanders and body autonomy, Gabriel Griffith on the Hot Ones, THE BIG GRACK and Ivy, Barry Buckhard, MLM, the Houston Astros, Chorby Short's world tour, Axel Campbell, AND the taco's receiving Tot Best

For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks.

~Reference Zone~

Stara’s series

Joeblood

Prelude to a Gloogle Calendar Invitation

Gob’s GG crab art

Slender man cooking hotdogs

The Houston Astros Cheating Scandal

Jace’s Art

Morpho Anatomy for Artists

Snap Grackle Pop

Hayzel's kofi

Look Back by Tatsuki Fujimoto

Where you can find us!

Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3

Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)

Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter

Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter (@launlimitedtacos on tumblr) (commission meeee)

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)

Thanks for being here!

Y'all Ready To Kranch It Up? - Fall Ball Wk 1

Sun, 30 Oct 2022 20:55:00 +0000

Blaseball is back! Sort of…

The black hole spits out several players from the league onto different teams. This event is dubbed as the Fall Ball where every week each team will get one more player. Play must continue.

Thanks to a suggestion from KiloZombie of BACo fame, this will now be a weekly series from us! Bluey, Gob, Dragoni and Hayzel discuss the first week’s drop of players. Why are the Tacos freaking out about the Kranch? Just who is Charlatan Seabright? Saul Goodman? Divorce? The power of IRMs and lore, and what could Fall Ball mean for the future of Blaseball?

Find out more on the Fall Ball: https://www.blaseball.com/landing

For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks. Please tell us how Pothos is pronounced.

~Reference Zone~

Kranchmas

Jace’s art of Edric and Qais

Dragonis’s Blasetorber fic

Hen WTC Archie Lampman fic

Where you can find us!

Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3

Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)

Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)

Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter (@launlimitedtacos on tumblr)

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)

Thanks for being here!

McNiq

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 00:10:00 +0000

Hello! We are back with our second shipping episode with today’s special guest and friend of the show Jasmine (she/her) here to talk about the Atlantis’ Georgia's Niq Nyong'o and Flattery McKinley’s relationship. In this episode we talk about Autism, Coelacanths, THE GRACK, dad clothes, and lesbians

~Reference Zone~

Flattery's dad outfit

Figures I'd end up in Philadelphia (Art)

Figures, I'd end up in Philadelphia (Video)

The GRACK

Ah yes. Me. My wife. And her 500 dollar 2.5 meter long eurypterid

Where you can find us!

Jasmine: @wayslidecool(@wayslidecool on tumblr) wayslide on Splatoon 3 splashtag is 2533

Frog: Frog: @_friendlyfrog

Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3

Krow: @lokrow on twitter (@lokrow on tumblr)

Hazel: @driftersoda on twitter

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)

For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks

Thanks for being here!

Ranking every blaseball team based purely on the OG roster player names

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 22:00:00 +0000

What's the guy-to-goober ratio? Who's Mid? And most importantly...WHO WON? We rank the 24 blaseball teams in the ILB based purely on the names of the players they had on their OG rosters. But the ranking system is: the sun with sunglasses drawn in the corner, phone battery at full charge, frozen yogurt, the sim could do better, and orange

~Reference Zone~

Jasmine's/Atlantis Georgias tweet

Gob's song

Red Flags ft. Montaigne

Where you can find us!

Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)

Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers

Krow: @lokrow on twitter (@lokrow on tumblr)

Hazel: @driftersoda on twitter

This week's episode was edited by Hazel Cooper.

Cover Illustration by Gob.

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (oh god ted is lose oh no)

For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks

Thanks for being here!

Brockbertie, the rot consumes us all

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 02:15:00 +0000

So the siesta has finally caught up with us and we decided to record an episode without plan. It's the start of July and what's the deal with artfight? We finally let Gob spill the beans on brockbertie. Sometimes blaseball really is just about spinning two players in your head like rotisserie chickens.

~Reference Zone~

mrs. silk (you need an artfight account to access this link)

hazel explains blaseball to their friend

the art of max turner

the specific brock art we were looking at

lurching in the sun by marquis

Lore Doc: Tosser-Forbes

jun's art of son jensen

just look up the legend form of Palkia from Pokemon

brockbertie fancam

200% Beefy Chips (aka Chips!) (artfight link)

Bead Lixard (artfight link)

Where you can find us!

Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter and friendlyfrog on artfight

Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter and artfight (@glassgob on tumblr)

Hazel: @driftersoda on twitter and artfight

This week's episode was edited by Hazel Cooper.

Illustration by Gob.

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (I couldn't fit Ted in the character count.)

For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks

Thanks for being here!

The Clawliday Inn

Sat, 28 May 2022 11:50:00 +0000

Do baltimore ghosts dream of crab sheep? A narrator chimes in to clear a few things up.

~Reference Zone~

Clawliday Inn Wiki and Rumor Registry

Hotel Umbra

Thank you to our amazing cast!

Krow: @lokrow

Deejay: @BlaseballACo tacoba.co

Dragoni: @Dddragoni

Gob: @glassgoblin @glassgob on tumblr)

You may find Bluey and Hazel in the Taco stand discord as well as the Bubble

Archives Unlimited would like to thank Steven Wiki, Baliset, Beelijah, UnabashedlyRose, Deejay as well as everyone who contributed to the clawliday inn irms.

This week's episode was edited by Hazel Cooper. Sound effects provided by Freesound.org

Cover Illustration by Krow.

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi

For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel under Fanworks

Thanks for being here!

Pick A Card, Any Card

Mon, 18 Apr 2022 17:00:00 +0000

Believe in the heart of the cards. If you've been following our archivist and artist birbteef on her twitter, you may be familiar with the 60 tarot cards she drew of the Tacos, Magic, Firefighters, and Dale. Birb walks listeners through each card in the tarot deck and why she assigned what for each Blaseball character with hosts Frog, Gob, Dragoni and special guest Krow of the Hades Tigers. Of swords, and wands, and cups and pentacles

~Reference Zone~

The Tarot Deck

Fundraiser

Ficlet by stara

waltztangocache on ao3

{YTP} ~ A Guy's Gross Games

Where you can find us!

Birb: @birbteef

Frog: @_friendlyfrog

Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )

Dragoni: @DDDragoni (DDDragoni on ao3)

Krow: @lokrow

This week's episode was edited by Hazel Cooper and Krow.

Illustration by Birbteef.

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (I couldn't fit Ted in the character count.)

For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks

Thanks for being here!

Hazel's Deepdives - Bork Holloway

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 18:35:00 +0000

Welcome to another episode of the infinite archves! In this episode we do a player deepdive on tacos very own batter Bork Holloway with hosts Hazel, Bluey and Bog of the Philly Pies. Talking points include, but are not limited to: Cheese, Season 17, the OH CRAP THEY FOUND ME GOTTA HIT SEND QUICK-

~Reference Zone~

April Fools :)

Where you can find us!

Bog/Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )

Bluey: blue yub 03#0670 on the tacostand discord

Hazel: oh you know

COVER ART is by Hazel’s Alternate

INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from Bog/Gob

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (We don’t know where Ted went)

For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks

Did you know Blaseball is just like FFXIV?

Thu, 24 Mar 2022 17:50:00 +0000

Bluey tells their friend (and final fantasy 14 expert) Ven about what blaseball is. It goes as well as you'd think. Topics: Turtles!. Zippy DeShields, Hazel's pbong art crimes, the Jazz Hands and more!

Where you can find us!

~Reference Zone~!

Zippy DeShields art by Izzy

Ven: @Turtletoaster / @hotaliendad

Bluey: blue yub 03#0670 (discord)

COVER ART is by Hazel’s Alternate

INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (Ted isn't here I think...)

For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks

Explaining Hades Tigers Lore to Non-Tigers (Part 2)

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 22:30:00 +0000

We're back with Part 2 ! Topics include: Moracourse, Hiroto “Ace in the Hole” Wilcox, The Tigers rotation will never be bad , Hotel C̶a̶l̶i̶f̶o̶r̶n̶i̶a̶ Umbra

And will Bluey finally get some answers to that door?

~Reference Zone~

How to pronounce Axolotl

Help krow's friend out

Mera says to check out Queendom 2

Play Psychonauts 2

Mitski's New albulm: Laurel Hell

Where you can find us!

Socials:

Krow: @lokrow

Mera: @miasmajesties

On Discord

Bluey: blue yub 03#0670

Mera: magik#4742

Krow: Lokrow#1801

COVER ART is by Hazel’s Alternate

INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter

Post-pod music is the "It's just a burning memory but it sounds happy and normal"

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (We don’t know where Ted went)

For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks

Explaining Hades Tigers Lore to Non-Tigers (Part 1)

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 16:25:00 +0000

We’ve got some new recruits for the Archives! Krow and Mera of the Hades Tigers discuss Hades lore to Hazel and Bluey of the Tacos. Topics: The origins of E’ morning, found family, Hades (the place), Tigerbeams forever babyyyy, What happened to Ruby Tuesday?, The sim crafts better stories than all of us, Amnesia Timeloops

~Reference Zone~

LA jukebox

Many Stripes | A Hades Tigers Music Album

Between Violences (A Late-Night Turnipfingers Speculative)

This was stated in the second part of the episode but Krow shouted out a donation link for their friend so go check it out: https://twitter.com/Lokrow/status/1485042712445440001?s=20&t=ESJvXqyKhiU_53Xcb1Mcrw

Mera says to check out Queendom 2

Where you can find us!

Socials:

Krow: @lokrow

Mera: @miasmajesties

On Discord

Bluey: blue yub 03#0670

Mera: magik#4742

Krow: Lokrow#1801

COVER ART is by Hazel’s Alternate

INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter

Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (We don’t know where Ted went)

For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks

Stay Tuned for Part 2! Coming Next Friday

Frog's Deep Dives: Rat Mason

Thu, 17 Feb 2022 11:50:00 +0000

Welcome back to Frog's Deepdives! Join yours truly (Frog), Birb, and Hazel as we dig deep into Rat Mason, star batter and long-time Taco. Talking points include, but are not limited to: Pathologic Classic HD, mech suit logistics, the 2007 classic Pixar film Ratatouille, gay rat weddings, and the 405 Interstate in California.

~Reference Zone~

Archivist Gob's beautiful Furby rat

A very large rat

Fat Fuck Friday

A horrifying picture of the 405 Interstate

The Los Angeli Jukebox

Where you can find us!

Hazel: @driftersoda

Frog: @_friendlyfrog

Birb: @birbteef

COVER ART is by our wonderful host Frog

INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter

Casual Talk: Peanut Bong (ft. Churgalax)

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 16:50:00 +0000

Host Birb takes Frog and Caru on a lore talk of infamous Taco and Dale player Peanut Bong with special guest Churgalax! Topics include but not limited to: Dan the man, time with the dale, the shelled ones pods(not the podcast), time with the tacos, tacos shadows, The memeification of peanut bong, ruining the career of Nerd Pacheco, and much more!

~Reference Zone~

Jesus Chair 1

Jesus Chair 2

Jimmy Carter Peanut Bong

Where you can find us!

Birb: @birbteef

Frog: @_friendlyfrog

Caru and Churgalax live solely on the discord

COVER ART is by me Hazel (The editor)

INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter

Frog's Deep Dives: Basilio Fig

Sat, 18 Dec 2021 13:25:00 +0000

Welcome to your first official episode! Frog Bluey and Gob take a lore deepdive into Taco player Basilio Fig and their conception from lorejams to wiki

~Reference Zone~

Loxs fig x mcmason art

Tiny figs/figlets

The twitch clip mentioned in 1:18:27

Where you can find us!

Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )

Frog: @_friendlyfrog

Bluey: blue yub 03#0670 on the tacostand discord

COVER ART is by our wonderfu host of today Frog

INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter

Trailer - Archives Unlimited

Fri, 17 Dec 2021 19:25:00 +0000

A Reset. A new Beginning. This entire trailer is meta-lore heavy.

CONTENT WARNING: loud noises, static, audio skipping, and distrubing audio design

The transcript can be found here: https://tinyurl.com/4bf6pcy9

Test 03: ILB's Sexiest Teams!

Fri, 03 Dec 2021 09:55:00 +0000

What happens when you trap 4 Blaseball artists in a room with unlimited hubris and make them rank the sexiest teams in the entire ILB through ~vibes~ ? Let’s find out :)

cw: horny? (implied) per DeeJay’s suggestion

Alcoholic spicy milk at 1:14:13

Note: this was recorded before the Atlantis Georgias episode hence Hazel not knowing much about them yet

Shoutout zone

Collins Melon Shirt Cut Meme https://twitter.com/HetreaSky/status/1403926051193982981?s=20

Juan Gee art https://twitter.com/juangeedraws/status/1316325299605307393?s=20

Glassgoblin art of the tigers pitchers https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1391785105157410817/photo/1

Fitz blackburn by @Panic_Attract

https://twitter.com/panic_attract/status/1320429669401849856?s=21

Valentine https://twitter.com/validtine

Corpserevivers fanfic that Gob mentioned https://archiveofourown.org/works/28092198

La Jukebox https://thelosangelijuxebox.bandcamp.com/

Our socials on twitter!

Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )

Birb: @birbteef

Frog: @_friendlyfrog

Hazel: @driftersoda

Find us @ArchivesUnlimi on Twitter

And in the Taco Stand Discord: https://discord.gg/fm6mRwy

INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from Gob

Test 02.5: The Goobie Ballson And Dickerson Morse Rotation

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 00:40:00 +0000

Content Warning:

PG-13 suggestive joke (very middle-school level immaturity)

This is clipped from the Main episode because it was non-maincord friendly so It is here as it's own seperate thing instead! So I guess this is a Bonus ep

Test 02: Explaining Atlantis Georgias Lore to Non-Georgias

Thu, 11 Nov 2021 23:55:00 +0000

The title tells it all folks! Our host Bluey explains notable Atlantis Georgias lore to Hazel, DDDragoni and Aubz who know next to nothing about the Georgias. Listen to 3 archivists be horrified and in awe for 100 minutes! Topics include but not limited to: The crime of Rigby Friedriech, Gay People, Bears, League renowned bad player Knight Triumphant, Getting offtopic, Aubz using her peanut prophet powers, the sim does not like the Georgias, the unfortunate duality of Flattery Mckinely and much more!

~Our Reference zone (AKA the shoutout zone renamed)~

Jasmine's Twitter

Angelica Offdiscord by Valentine using Rosy’s design

Rosy’s Jessica Two-lophone

The Bubble ( the Atlantis Georgias’ Side-discord)

NAWBALL (NaN and Wyatt Brain Alliance of the Larger League) is a discord server dedicated to Wyatt, the Mic and all things Mason

McKinely Otten Twitter

Goobie Ballson Twitter

The horrible Caprisun version of Yurts Buttercup

Buy Psychonauts pls <3 ( I don’t know how to link to a steam page…)

Aubz’s Twitter

DDDragoni’s Twitter

Dragoni’s really cool baseball fics

You can find a transcript of this episode here

Find us @ArchivesUnlimi on Twitter

And in the Taco Stand Discord: https://discord.gg/fm6mRwy

We go by Hazel Cooper#2668, blue yub 03#0670, DDDragoni#3300 and Aubz#8468 on discord

This episode was Transcribed and Edited by Hazel Cooper. The Cover Art was also by them

INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter

Test 01: Jackson Rodriguez

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 18:40:00 +0000

Yeehaw folks! Join archivists Hazel Cooper and Bluey as they look over the not-lore of the LA Tacos pre-history MVP Jackson Rodriguez who played in Season A. Haha what do you mean we lored Jackson Rodriguez? No we didn’t <3

Full Disclaimer: None of this is going to the Wiki. This was all done in good fun and to recap a very cool moment that happened in the TacoStand

Find us @ArchivesUnlimi on Twitter

And in the Taco Stand Discord: https://discord.gg/fm6mRwy

We go by Hazel Cooper#2668 and blue yub 03#0670 on discord

A transcript for the episode can be found here (which contains the Burger King foot lettuce parody at the end): https://tinyurl.com/5b9wwbb9

COVER ART is by our wonderful Frog

INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter

Shoutout zone:

Sorry for being cringe. The original mayonnaise tumblr post is lost to time so I only found this screencap at a meme page https://me.me/i/i-want-to-name-my-daughter-mayonnaise-and-shorten-it-d918ff478d7a4ae1b1d13917c4a846d4

Thanks kilozombie and DeeJay from discord (and also BACo I guess)

Welcome! The Test Has Begun

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 17:15:00 +0000

Somewhere in the blaseball universe, audio tests have begun

(Note from Hazel: this is just a cryptic way of saying that the pilot episodes are releasing through me experimenting on soundscaping. So I guess this is a trailer? For pilot episodes?)

Content Warnings:

SFX: robot voice and mild static sound