The cousins then dive into the chaos of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, unpacking the dynamics, the drama, and why we are in love with an ex-Mormon named Chase. Molly also takes a moment to appreciate a very specific and powerful archetype: women who look like MAGA blondes but are, in fact, Democrats. A nuanced discussion, if you will.

Plus, your regularly scheduled JJL updates, which lead us to the question of whether attending "Monopoly night with the boys" is a green flag or a red flag.

As always, send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Jill and Molly start off by introducing a new corner - Opp of the Week. Jill’s opp this week is the AI lady on Runna who tells her to “speed up” while she’s running in a truly violent way. 

Then, we dive into some listener emails (with tangents along the way, of course). Our good friend Andrea Demarsi is back with some stats, and Molly’s dad has written in with, among other things, a reminder of Molly’s Irish-Swedish roots. Which begs the question - does Molly’s family talk too much about being Irish? 

Then, it’s time for a doozy of a JJL update. Jill regales her cousin with the tale of her first date of 2026, and to say it was an ick from start to finish would be an understatement.

As always, we hope you stay cute and that you email us at eatcpod@gmail.com! We will try not to roast your email on the pod (but no promises). Don’t forget to speed up this week cousins!

The cousins then dive headfirst into the fascinating inner workings of Nico Tortorella, learn about Enneagrams via Jill’s mom, and revisit the ongoing saga of Love Story: JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette, including Jill’s follow-up viewing and the shocking twist that Molly may actually be starting to hate it.

Plus, a dramatic reading of some truly unhinged Hinge profiles, and a sad acknowledgement that while the internet is currently losing its mind over a sad monkey, the cousins simply do not have the emotional bandwidth to engage.

As always, send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

But first, as individuals who would have been professional athletes if we were completely different people, Jill and Molly obviously have to talk about fitness, including their insane workout plan in 2017 and of course Gareth.  

Plus, Jill and Molly discuss Love is Blind and the perils of being sweaty, which naturally segues into a conversation about the question everyone is asking - how often do you wash your bedsheets? In the process, Jill learns something she never knew about her cousin…

As always, don’t forget to email us all your thoughts/requests for Molly’s wedding menu at eatcpod@gmail.com, subscribe to the pod, and leave us a 5-star rating. We hope you stay cute this week cousins!

The cousins also unpack seasonal affective disorder and what winter does to the brain, pontificate on the newly released film Wuthering Heights (despite never having seen it), and ask the cultural question of our time: should Emerald Fennell be allowed to keep making movies?

Plus, wholesome updates courtesy of the Finch app and Jill’s new pet Oatmeal, and a more grounded conversation about getting serious about body image, because we contain multitudes.

As always, send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Of course, we continue to have our finger on the pulse and as such obviously have comprehensive coverage on Alysa Liu and various Olympic dramas.  

Unfortunately, we do hit pan this week, leading to a discussion of gendered names for different animals (?) and waiters/waitresses vs. servers. But given this episode was almost not brought to you at all, we think you should still be grateful. 

Please make our day this week and email us at eatcpod@gmail.com, rate the pod, and tell your friends, family members, and spiritual cousins. We hope you stay cute this week!

The cousins then spiral into a round of hypothetical decision-making: would we rather go skydiving, scuba diving, or to outer space? Molly also bravely reports back after recording herself singing on her phone and experiencing an emotional journey, while Jill shares a deeply upsetting story about her cello teacher.

As always, please send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Then, Jill and Molly give the listeners an update on how our New Years Resolutions are going and why it's actually okay that they're mostly not going well. Of course, it wouldn't be Everybody and Their Cousin without JJL (aka, Jill complaining about the dating scene while simultaneously ghosting every person who tries to talk to her).

After a jump scare of a discussion on Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry at the Grammys, Jill and Molly dive into The Traitors and make some predictions for the season which we can already confirm were not correct.

Then, Jill wants to talk briefly about Neyo. Did he do anything new recently? No. But it is important to always remember his contributions to the 2000s. From there, Jill and Molly have no choice but to talk about Jay Sean, Taio Cruz, Akon, and Sean Kingston (including why they would rather go to the tropics and drink Pina Coladas than go to the slums where killers get hung).

Finally, the episode wouldn't be complete without discussing why naming the Caillou parents Boris and Doris is pathetic and offering some pre-Super Bowl content (Pats, you were robbed).

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Molly shares an absolutely unhinged story involving Jill’s parents and their alleged celebrity look-alike, and the cousins unpack the current obsession with 2016 and whether we were truly thriving personally and societally 10 years ago. We round it out with a core cousin memory involving a funeral home that did shape us for better or for worse.

As always, please send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Despite thinking we have nothing to talk about this week, we find ourselves diving into the world of ASMR pyramid schemes, soft launching EATC merch, and of course, reporting on Justin and Katy at Davos.

And then, the main event - Molly has FINALLY finished Heated Rivalry so we can do a full review/debate. And of course, we have to end off with a JLL update, because unfortunately Jill has not yet found her Ilya Rozanov.

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The cousins then check in on their New Year’s resolutions (results may vary), dive back into the iconic "apparently" meme, and share an incredible subway story courtesy of Jill’s random friend—proof that public transit remains undefeated.

Things take a turn at the end with an unhinged technical difficulty that somehow becomes free promo for Finch, the self-care app, thanks to listener Katie. We promise this makes sense eventually.

As always, please send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Jill and Molly also reveal their catch phrases (that’s CRAZY and I love that!), give their takes on some listener ins and outs, and get perhaps a bit too passionate about Jordan Firstman.

Plus, thanks to the cousins and our growing listenership, we have received our first true guest star request from financial consultant Al.

Oh, and technically this is our New Year’s resolution episode? We get to that in the last 5 minutes, promise.

As always, don’t forget to email us at eatcpod@gmail.com with any and all New Year’s resolutions you think we need to take under advisement, proselytize the podcast to your friends and cousins, and of course, keep it cute!

If you wanted an episode about setting goals and becoming our best selves, you may have to wait for next week, and that's okay! But if you want to hear Jill's hot take about Timothée Chalamet or Molly's thorough explanation of how to eat a baked potato, then you came to the right place.

As always, cousins, please start the year strong by emailing us at eatcpod@gmail.com, leaving a five-star rating and review, and keeping it cute in 2026.

Jill and Molly start by singing songs of yore, including Breathe (2am), Breathe, and Breathe Me (featuring a real life Sia).

Jill and Molly also celebrate a Christmas miracle - unhinged emails from FOUR fans, including our quarterly update from Andrea DeMarsi and new entries from cousins Katie, Lucy and Bill (Alan, you're slacking).

Then, we have a JJL update - big news, cousins, Jill went on her THIRD date of the year! Spoiler: it was a flop. But don't worry guys, at least Jill had the chance to defend Jojo Siwa from biphobia.

Plus, Molly tells us all about her debut performance with the Christmas Belles, including a 79-year-old icon who stole the show, and Jill explains why what she was looking forward to the most this Christmas was midnight, when the finale of Heated Rivalry dropped.

As always, don't forget to rate us, review us, email us, subscribe etc. See you in 2026, cousins!

Then it’s game time: the cousins face off in Christmas trivia and movie trivia. Molly reveals that she had no idea that Mark Twain wrote the Princess and the Pauper despite being a Missouri queen, and Jill gets stumped by some challenging It's a Wonderful Life trivia. Don't worry, she redeems herself with some impressively niche When Harry Met Sally knowledge. Listeners, we challenge you to play along at home!

As always, send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins. Merry Christmas!

Jill and Molly start by commiserating over the stress that comes with the holiday season in adulthood and childrens’ short attention spans these days. 

Then, of course, Jill and Molly have no choice but to unpack Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry’s first joint political appearance and question pretty much everything that’s going on there.

Plus, Molly tells the listeners about her recent Christmas movie adventures, and Jill and Molly discuss why she was freaked out by the Family Stone (feat. a live studio recording of Jill and Molly embodying the musical spirit of Hugh Jackman), why they don’t like The Holiday, and why Jill’s reaction to The Happiest Season is concerning.

Stick around after the episode for an update on Jill’s feud with What the $&?!

As always, because it’s Christmas, subscribe, rate, and review us, and email us your Christmas movie recommendations at eatcpod@gmail.com!

The cousins also do "the work" in a couples therapy session about the betrayal of Molly not giving Severance a chance and Jill walking away from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Things get a little heated, and we may have forgotten to use "I feel" statements.

Then, in our brand-new segment Throw It in the DSM-5, the cousins get real about their mental quirks, all in the most self-deprecating way possible. Is it a personality trait or a full-blown disorder to be obsessed with a steamy hockey romance called Heated Rivalry? Only one way to find out…

As always, send us your emails, your five-star ratings, and any validation you have lying around. Keep it cute, cousins!

This week, after a brief discussion available only on Patreon, Jill and Molly discuss home invasions, DMing celebrities, and what percentage the Podcast loves various people, shows, and concepts. Plus, Jill and Molly dive into the Core Cousin Memory of the time they met Tyler Oakley in Central Park.

Then the main event - Jill and Molly's Wicked: For Good review. What is the hold Jonathan Bailey has over the girls and the gays? How long is a clock tick? And why couldn't the Cowardly Lion come out of his cage and be doing just fine? These questions are not answered in this episode, but they are posed.

As always, we're desperate for your emails to eatcpod@gmail.com, your five star ratings, and your validation. Keep it as cute as Tim Jr., cousins!

The cousins also get into hot topics such as Dancing With the Stars, A Court of Thorns and Roses and Molly revealing that she just doesn't "get" mindfulness. And don't miss the revelation of a new podcast character (based on a real person!) by the shockingly terrible name of "Wilbur." If you want to know who this mystical magical person could be, you'll have to listen.

We're also introducing a new segment called "Crush of the Week." Listeners, if you have any crushes of the week of your own to share, please write in at eatcpod@gmail.com. As usual, don't forget to leave a 5-star rating and review, and of course, keep it cute!

Jill and Molly show their true millennial colours and reminisce on the genius that was Glee, defend the good name of Ken Tanaka, and of course, catch the listeners up to speed on the latest Katy Perry/Justin Trudeau news.

Then Molly takes the mic to express her newfound love for Benson Boone (and her desire for him to get down to brass tacks), and shares some shocking information about Malala.

Plus, you can’t miss Jill and Molly’s fight over the TV Molly (still) refuses to watch, despite Jill’s pleas.

And that’s what you missed on Glee!

Please think on the time and effort we spend delivering you entertainment every. single. week. and do your duty by sending us ONE (1) email to eatcpod@gmail.com this week. That’s called keeping it cute cousins! Until next time…🤭

Inevitably, these convos lead the cousins down a path of trying to understand why men are... the way that they are. We are sensing a developing theme on this podcast! We don't have any concrete answers, but we are continuing to pontificate.

We also further discuss the reputations of the names Lisa and Karen, and Molly reveals that she's missing a few brain cells after an uncomfortable discussion with a colleague.

Finally, the ladies unpack why at 30 or even "pushing 30" they are now feeling the need to get on their anti-aging skincare and no foundation game.

As always, don't forget to reward our hard work with a beautiful 5-star rating and a review, and feel free to email us at eatcpod@gmail.com. Bye cousins!

Since Molly is now extremely old, we thought we would take things back to a simpler time and discuss childhood crushes on cartoon characters. Stay tuned for the shocking revelation of Jill's crush from the Disney movie Aladdin (spoiler alert: it's not who you might think).

This convo comes with a DEEP dive into the man, the myth, and the legend that is Caillou's dad, also known as Daddy, also known as Boris??? The cousins will tell you everything you need to know about this icon. Who are his allies? What are his powers? And is he a beta? You'll just have to listen to find out.

If you have opinions on cartoon characters or if you simply think we need to get a life, please write to us at eatcpod@gmail.com. Don't forget to rate and revies (5 stars only please), and for the love of God, keep it cute!

First, we talk about a topic no one cares about - Lisa Barlow from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (and why she is just like us, internal face threading and all) and Dr. Wendy from the REAL Real Housewives of Potomac (and our takes on her mistakes in trying to get away with fraud).

Then, we talk about another topic no one cares about - Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s divorce, and utter the never-before-heard phrase: can we focus on Keith for a minute?

Next, onto a third topic no one cares about - Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry, and in particular, the GALL of Justin wearing jeans and no shirt!!!! On a yacht!!!! 

Finally, Jill and Molly issue some corrections for what we said about The Life of a Showgirl last week - we're NOT apologizing, and we’re not admitting that we were wrong, but we are saying different things. 

As always, don’t forget to give us a five star rating, click the bell for weekly updates (on Spotify at least), and email us at eatcpod@gmail.com, unless you want us to suffer. Keep it cuter than JT this week, cousins!

If you don’t care about Taylor Swift, don’t fear, because we have more CPAP and running content to offer as well! You won’t want to miss the reveal of our exciting new segment intro music for ✨ The CPAP Corner ✨. 

Help our album review reach more listeners by giving us a 5-star rating and a review, and if you disagree with us, we would love to hear from you! Email us at eatcpod@gmail.com if you’d like to provide your own commentary in defence of Ms. Swift. We promise to keep it cute!

This week, come for the usual (throwbacks from high school, stories from Molly’s class, various grievances) and stay for the unusual (a deep dive into Nicholas Sparks, Jill’s demerit trauma, and stories that would upset Jill and Molly’s parents, if they were to listen to the Pod every week, but apparently they don’t).

As always, don’t forget to rate us 5 stars, leave a review (is that even still a thing?) and most importantly, for real fans only, email us at eatcpod@gmail.com!!!!

The fact that 20 of our 30 regular listeners haven't rated the pod? What's up with that! 30 year olds doing botox and ozempic? What's up with that! Marathon photos that make you look geriatric? What's up with that!

And of course, Jill and Molly are unpacking how Jill's half marathon went (we promise this will not be a running podcast forever). Plus, special guest Andrea De Marsi is BACK, and you guys, he is putting you to shame with the frequency of his emails.

But never fear, it's not too late - you too can email us at eatcpod@gmail.com with your requests for advice, commentary on our commentary, and concerns/complaints. Keep it cute cousins!

The ladies also discuss the determination and grit it takes to make it through a training plan and the importance of staying patient and focused.

Other topics include the pod's official stance on marijuana use, the cousins' anxious thoughts that keep them up at night, and recurring dreams.

As always, email us at eatcpod@gmail.com with your questions, comments and concerns. Of course, in doing so, you must remember to keep it cute! Also, leave us a 5-star rating and a review. Keep it cute!

Listen this week as we forge on despite some harrowing technical and emotional difficulties to bring you another episode!

Jill and Molly discuss their career updates, including a very exciting announcement from Jill and a tale from the Pre-K bathroom from Molly. The ladies also dive into their running trials and tribulations as Jill's half-marathon is just one week away!

We are also discussing formative childhood lunch items, the new Sabrina Carpenter album, and a call to action from Molly to all men.

As always, email us at eatcpod@gmail.com with your questions, comments and concerns. Of course, in doing so, you must remember to keep it cute! Also, leave us a 5-star rating and a review. Enjoy the ep cousins!

But first - Jill and Molly FINALLY figure out how to use their microphones, discuss Jill’s fear of rhabdo, read emails from their biggest fans (i.e., their parents) and issue apologies to Katie for their past wrongdoing.

Tune in to hear the girls sing Don’t Trust Me, discuss the real reason Gen Z's don't think Helen Keller really wrote books, and do a tight 5 on the boy who cried wolf.

Thank you to the 10 cousins who gave us 5 star reviews. If you haven’t, what the hell are you waiting for? And for all of you, this is your call to action to email us questions at eatcpod@gmail.com so we can give you our “advice”. In the meantime, don’t forget to keep it cute (we mean it, you better not forget!!!!!).

This week we're bringing you an episode full of high school lore featuring Jill's hometown friend Carrie! If you've ever wondered what Jill was like in high school, it's time to press play. You'll also get the pleasure of meeting special characters such as "The Prince" and "Diced Pineapples Kid," as Molly reiterates how fortunate she was to attend an all-female high school.

The ladies also get a testimonial on the CPAP machine from Carrie, and encourage Jill to dive into the fabulous world of the CPAP. Plus, Jill reads some shockingly vintage Facebook posts and Tweets, and Molly realizes she can't escape her millennial roots.

If you have any shocking high school stories to share, please feel free to email us at eatcpod@gmail.com so that we can anonymize and do a dramatic reading! You won't be disappointed. As always, leave us a review and a five-star rating, and PLEASE don't forget to keep it cute!

Next, financial gurus Jill and Molly discuss the things they will never spend money on (there aren't many, but they feel very strongly about them) and enter the politics corner to talk about the crackheads roaming Jill's city. Up next, Jill gives an update on her CPAP machine and the girls unpack the concept of liminal spaces.

Is Aaron from TimeLeft Jill's soulmate? Will Molly be able to remember where she put things? Will Jill and Molly ever put Molly's dad on the payroll? You'll have to listen to find out!

As always, please don't forget to tell your friends, enemies, coworkers and acquaintances about the pod, and write in to eatcpod@gmail.com with all your questions, comments and complaints (we're checking our email incessantly waiting for your messages like its 2009!) Keep it cute cousins!

Fittingly, Jill and Molly got meta about the pod this week, coming the shocking and somewhat disturbing realization that one day their future kids could potentially find and listen to the pod.

We're also dissecting some iconic AI-generated chapter titles for our past episodes, including gems like A Bug's Cousin (?), The Rebirthing Breath (??), and iconically, How We Found Out About the Groundskeeper.

We are also reviewing our placement on the podcast charts in categories such as Cousin Banter, Cousin Connections and Theatre Productions. Where do we rank? The answers just might surprise you!

Finally, Molly gives an update about her Maritimes road trip, which unlocks some deep lore from Jill's law school days.

Thank you for listening throughout Season 1 cousins! We can't wait to keep the good vibes going in Season 2. As always, don't forget to review, rate and leave us an email at eatcpod@gmail.com. Keep it cute!

Then they ask the question on everybody's minds: which was better, ancient Greece or the Roman empire, and more importantly, why did they cancel Olympia's Next Top Herald?

Finally, Jill and Molly do some public service and brainstorm other potential suitresses for Justin Trudeau (aside from Katy Perry). You won't want to miss this one!

As always, don't forget to rate us, review us, follow us on the social media accounts we never post on, and email us at eatcpod@gmail.com.

And then for the main event: Jill and Molly break down the DRAMA with their recent AirBnB hosts and explain why they absolutely did not cause that leak!!!!

Plus, Jill dives into her garlic feet trauma and Molly reveals a horrifying nightmare which recently happened to her involving her beloved Stanley.

As always, please email us at eatcpod@gmail.com with your thoughts - are Jill and Molly the assholes? Is there anything you want them to talk about on pod? Are you concerned and/or scared for and/or about them? Sound off!

This week is your chance to sit back, relax, and allow the cousins to regale you with the tale of their summer vacation gone wrong (and then gone right!)

We are also playing our own version of the TikTok inspired game of guessing our shared inside jokes and catch phrases. Listeners, if you guess any of these before we do, you get a gold star.

Finally, Molly's dad has some suggestions for the "woman school" from Episode 20. (We're still workshopping the name.)

If you have other curriculum recommendations or your own story to share about an ill-fated family vacation, email us at eatcpod@gmail.com! Also, don't forget to rate us and leave us a review if you haven't already. Thank you cousins! We love you!

This week, we are hard-launching the concept of Kid Summer. Move over, Hot Girl Summer and Brat Summer, because 2025 is all about trips to the ice cream shop, Target, and hitting the pool with your friends and an ice-cold bottle of Crystal Light.

We're also unpacking the recent viral Coldplay concert kiss-gate, the latest from those crazy kids Hailey and Justin Bieber, and more of our Love Island USA Season 7 opinions.

We'd love to hear from you all about your Kid Summer stories, so feel free to email us at eatcpod@gmail.com to add to the lore of this exciting new trend. And as always, don't forget to leave us a five-star rating and a review.

Happy Kid Summer to all of you out there in the cousin gang!

Jill and Molly also bravely pioneer a groundbreaking and generational idea for a mandatory course for men, Jill talks about training for the half marathon she impulsively signed up for, and Molly once again reassures Jill that a hideous picture of her is distorted and deformed.

Plus, Jill gives an update on her sugar-free journey and Molly shares a horror story about being told that her boyfriend is “not eating ice cream” and having a “sugar free summer” (spoiler alert: it was all cap). 

As per usual, we have homework assignments for you: first and foremost, keep keeping it cute. Less importantly, please rate and review us if you haven’t already, follow us at everybody.and.the3 aka the TikTok account we never post on, and email us all your questions, comments, and concerns (we’re sure you have some) at eatcpod@gmail.com.

In this episode, we start on the silly side but then get deep as Jill opens up about her sugar-free journey, which leads us to a deeper conversation about spirituality, manifestation and going after your goals. We've even unlocked the exciting new pod side character Pastor Molly!

Listen to find out why YOU should be living out loud and keeping them guessing each and every day. You can basically think of us as your own personal Mel Robbins.

If you need a life coach or a spiritual guide, don't be afraid to reach out by emailing us at eatcpod@gmail.com! Also, don't forget to rate us and leave us a review if you haven't already. Thank you cousins! We love you!

Today, the cousins are talking about subway do’s and don’ts (mostly don’ts), various Andreas, the lore behind Alan’s name, and obviously some thoughts about Love Island USA. 

Plus, we keep it fresh by both hating on ChatGPT and using it to create an EATC podcast episode. You won’t want to miss this one, we promise.

As always please rate us, review us, like us, love us, email us, talk to us, talk about us, etc.

We're back with another episode this week, covering a range of topics with plenty of tangents as per usual. Listen as the ladies unpack Jill's sudden urge to become a stay-at-home mom slash homesteader à la Ballerina Farms, and Molly's deep reverence for Eddie Murphy's comedic chops.

We're also bringing you our opinions on the cast of Love Island USA Season 7, along with a breakdown of our formative childhood films. And if it wasn't clear from the title, we have a very firm stance on the Shrek 1 vs Shrek 2 debate here on the pod. Don't get it twisted, cousins!

Most importantly, we read our very first fan email! Predictably, the fame is already getting to our heads. If you'd like to contribute to the head-flation, send us another email to eatcpod@gmail.com! Also, don't forget to rate us and leave us a review if you haven't already. Thanks cousins!

We know you've been dying for the update on Jill's CPAP machine and $130 water bottle - never fear, Jill is here with her tight 15 on the CPAP and why it makes her look like Cindy Lou Who. Plus, Jill and Molly talk about why Post Malone reminds Jill of Molly's dad, the cousin representation in Ali Hazelwood's new book, Problematic Summer Romance, and why Jill isn't eating processed sugar until July 1. 

Tune in to find out who Daniel is (and what his relationship with Molly is/isn't), how many times Jill can say literally in one episode, and what SHOCKED Molly about Gorham, New Hampshire.

After all that, Jill and Molly get to the topic of today's episode, the new Amazon Prime original, Overcompensating.

As always, please rate us and leave us a review if you haven't already so we can reach more souls/get Wally Baram on the pod.

If you thought a $45 cuticle trimmer was obscene, wait until you hear about the highly coveted $130 water bottle that will take Jill to the next level. Other topics include Molly's takedown of Justin Bieber's latest antics, the dark agendas of event photographers, and a very sparkly cowboy hat.

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Keep it cute, cousins!

The girls grapple with another potential Cold Footsteps IP violation, provide rigorous academic analysis for why the diagnosis for ADHD should be changed, and then get into what’s really important - Derrick Levasseur.

Who is Derrick Levasseur? What is his detective perspective? and why does Katie admire him so much?

Jill and Molly use their own detective skills to get to the bottom of it. 2026 Golden Globes podcast of the year award here we come!

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Keep it cute, cousins!

We are so excited to bring you a new episode this week featuring our friend, Mary! As a true friend of the pod, it was only right for Mary to be our first official pre-planned guest.

Tune in as the ladies discuss cultural hot topics such as the 2025 Pultizer Prize for Fiction (hint hint: Molly may be a little miffed by the winning novel) and the Golden Globes' new award for Best Podcast set to begin in 2026 (hint hint: the cousins are officially beginning their For Your Consideration campaign now).

We also get into recent Love Island alumni news, including the Shakespearean drama that is Molly-Mae and Tommy's relationship, unhinged pregnancy announcements, and the puzzling romance between Chris Hughes and JoJo Siwa on Celebrity Big Brother.

Finally, the cousins and Mary touch on their wins and fails of the week. The ladies talk sewing classes, excessive screen time, and Harry Potter fan fiction. Bet you didn't see that one coming! For all that and more, you'll just have to press play.

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Keep it cute, cousins!

Today, we’re discussing whether Lil Wayne is a swerf, piloting the Politics Corner (we know you’ve been dying for us to cosplay as pundits), learning how Molly has Magellan vibes, and finding out whether Jill has an example (spoiler: she doesn’t).

Plus, Jill and Molly talk about the psych study that ruined Jill forever and Molly’s gruesome and debilitating injury.

Pull up a chair, grab some snacks and get cozy because this…is Quiet Storm. 

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We know that you listeners have a lot of burning questions for us, and we're here to address them once and for all.

What are our thoughts on the upcoming series "Love Island: Beyond the Villa?" Do the cousins know how to fix broken appliances in their homes? What is going on in Jill's journey to love? And how does Molly feel about tackling an unexpected bout of hormonal acne?

We're here to answer all of the above - and in the process, hopefully, we can heal the world.

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Keep it cute, cousins!

Plus, Jill and Molly do their corners and talk wins and fails of the week (who's really worse with their finances, and why is the luteal phase so violent?)

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Keep it cute, cousins!

We're getting personal in this episode as we talk about our trials and tribulations with unwanted facial hair, Molly's crusty cuticles, and spending way too much money on personal grooming products.

If you're listening to this on Apple Podcasts, you'll be happy to know that we've finally conquered the Great White Whale that is Apple Podcasts Connect Support. We can do hard things!

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We love you cousins!

Plus, Jill and Molly discuss Selena/Benny Blanco and Gabby Windey/Robby Hoffman, iconic films Back to the Future and Clueless, and get real about loneliness.

If you're reading this stop what you're doing and go vote in the poll under Episode 6 (if you're listening on Spotify).

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Jill and Molly talk about their original musical Cold Footsteps, dating horror stories, and a mishap with a Hamilton Tik Tok…

Plus, stay tuned to find out Jill and Molly’s wins and fails of this week and Jill’s connection to Role Model (aka Tucker Pillsbury).

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This week, Jill and Molly are talking about their wins of the week and their fails of the week. Tangents include bad haircuts, Patricia Arquette’s filmography, and disturbing fried chicken spon-con by an infamous nepo-baby turned influencer. Strap in, because it’s a wild ride.

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As professional Traitors stans (obviously), Jill and Molly are here to answer your burning questions (was Wells Adams in the Traitors US season 3? is Zac Efron a good actor?) as well as questions you never thought to ask, like what did we think of Babygirl, who is giving John Krasinski realness, and what is the most annoying nickname of all time.

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Find out how much money Jill has in her savings account, the purchases that haunt Jill and Molly, and all about their beef with love is love in our new episode - with special guest appearances from Cousin Lucy and Aunt Maude!

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