Lost for the Summer

Indian Aura

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 07:27:26 +0000

Taking a break from rebuilding Portland to hash out interracial relations.

Boys Town

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 04:26:45 +0000

A prison for men who pout

fighting your girlfriends father

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 06:47:12 +0000

Some of my jokes come off more mean spirited than I'd like. Humor seams to play an important role in the dissecting of the world around us. There are things that need to be cut down. There seems to even be people that need to be cut down. But how do you go about cutting something down, while holding on to hope that it will be built up better than it was before?

well....we're back

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 02:59:35 +0000

kickin it with the boys

Ep. 138 Robert Sucks

Fri, 31 May 2024 07:00:00 +0000

The top 10 things that make an artist and UFC walk out.

Ep. 137 Worst First Dates Ever

Fri, 03 May 2024 07:00:00 +0000

We look at the list of worst first dates ranked by women of the internet.

Ep. 136 Male Dominated Paradise

Fri, 19 Apr 2024 07:00:00 +0000

This week we cosplay as Kung Fu Panda, decide the best and worst kids names, and Matt describes his masculine paradise.

Ep. 135 Lying 101

Sun, 31 Mar 2024 03:13:08 +0000

This week two youth group regulars go head to head and then we discuss hiding things from your parents and constructing the perfect lie.

Ep. 134 The Sparkle Creed

Sat, 16 Mar 2024 02:51:20 +0000

Some of the craziest sermon clips the internet has to offer.

Ep. 133 Gobble Gobble

Sat, 02 Mar 2024 06:04:12 +0000

This week we discover the hidden meanings buried in the lyrics of the hit holiday song, Gobble Gobble by Mathew West.

Ep. 132 The Weirdest Dating Site Ever

Sun, 28 Jan 2024 23:26:40 +0000

Episode Topics:

Whats the best time of day for racism?

Exploring the weirdest dating site we've ever seen.

Discovering the creepy side of craigslist.

Ep. 131 Music of 2023

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

This week we go through our Spotify wrapped and talk about our most embarrassing songs we listened to.

Ep. 130 Christians V.S. Crocks

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

This week we explore the craigslist of dating apps and find a list of the top ranked religions from worst to best.

Ep. 129 Holding a Dog Hostage

Fri, 01 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

How to stop being fat. What song would you show someone to introduce them to hiphop? A man gets in a car chase in a golf cart.

Ep. 128 How to Exit the Simulation

Fri, 17 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Money isn't real, chemotherapy isn't real, life isn't real.

Ep. 127 Christian Hyperpop

Sat, 04 Nov 2023 03:26:03 +0000

Street Preachers vs Bad Bunny and lots of questionable Christian music.

Ep. 126 Aux Battle #5

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 07:00:00 +0000

This week we pick the perfect soundtrack for having a girl over for dinner, pulling off a bank heist, and picking up your dad from prison.

Ep. 125 Wedding Speeches

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 07:00:00 +0000

This week Ian is shirtless while Robert is unimpressed by sober people.

Ep. 125 Winner vs Losers

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 07:00:00 +0000

This week Robert and Justin wish death upon chomos. Robert then tries to learn how to love animals while Justin explains why he's a winner and everyone else is a loser.

Ep. 124 Searching for a Wife

Sat, 02 Sep 2023 01:25:14 +0000

This week Robert and Matt are talking like cowboys. Matt then introduces Robert to his Asian family, while Robert tries to help him find a wife.

Ep. 123 Star Wars Role Play

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 06:06:12 +0000

This week Robert tries to date the girl from Tron Legacy while Ian role plays as Han Solo

Ep. 122 Guess the Definition

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 07:56:10 +0000

This week we decide to introduce ourselves while Robert quizzes Ian on the definitions of weird words and phrases.

Ep. 121 My Wife's Ultimatum

Sat, 24 Jun 2023 20:57:14 +0000

This week Ian gets assaulted by cat while Robert catches a charge for indecent exposure. We then rank holidays from best to worst and answer some more of the internets relationship questions.

Ep. 120 The Business of Rizziness

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 04:00:00 +0000

This week were joined by Kaylee and Dylon to answer some relationship advice and to talk all things Jack Harlow.

Ep. 119 Alcoholics On a Plane

Fri, 02 Jun 2023 07:45:58 +0000

This week Ian talks about a drunk lady yelling on a plane while Robert tries to dig deeper into his knowledge of Ian by getting to the bottom of the tough questions in life.

Ep. 118 Christian Dating Advice

Sat, 20 May 2023 06:26:20 +0000

This week Robert's taking no days off while getting asked to join a threesome and Ian has some christian dating advice questions.

Ep. 117 NF Made a Poopy

Sat, 13 May 2023 00:08:26 +0000

This week we reacted to and talked about some of the new music that has slid across our desks.

Ep. 116 Technical Difficulties

Mon, 08 May 2023 22:58:29 +0000

This week Robert and I try to do a long distance episode and it doesn't go well.

Ep. 115 Nipples and Nibbles

Fri, 21 Apr 2023 07:00:00 +0000

This week we talked about our favorite Disney songs and ridiculed Phil Collins. We shared some of our bad snacking habits and the perfect size for a nibble. Then we discussed vape etiquette and the worst kind of person to be.

Ep. 114 Katelyn's Review

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 07:00:00 +0000

This week our podcast gets reviewed by a highly reputable entertainment journalist Katlyn Rommel. We then spend the rest of the episode mostly talking about poop.

Ep. 113 Aux Battles #4

Fri, 24 Mar 2023 07:00:00 +0000

This week Ian, Robert, and Justin talk about the type of music they'd play when picking up their friend's hot sister, walking in on their parents, or trying to kick off their hot boy summer in the fourth edition of aux battles.

Ep. 112 Bad Therapists

Fri, 17 Mar 2023 07:00:00 +0000

This week Ian's gone and Robert's taking over the show and it's getting serious. Matt talks about needing acceptance from people and Robert talks about the toll that not trying to fit in takes on you. Robert and Justin try to find Matt a therapist and talk about bad therapist experiences. Then everyone shares their first impressions of each other and their thoughts on Ian.

Ep. 111 Doing Shrooms for the First Time

Fri, 10 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +0000

This week Robert and Ian discuss ciders and seltzers. Robert tries to explain why he's better than everyone else and how to make the mediocre matter. Then we dive into our first experience with shrooms and Roberts battle with spider demons.

Ep. 110 Worst Date Ever

Fri, 03 Mar 2023 07:25:16 +0000

This week we start the podcast by figuring out what the best morning routine is. Justin does Acid and Robert tries to find his way into a k-whole. Then we all talk about the worst date that we could take a girl out on.

Ep. 109 Top Streamed Songs of the Year

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

This week we went back to the homeless church and it got even more interesting. Robert goes ice skating for the first time and almost poops his pants. We then discuss the wild world of John Cena and his purple bovine. Then to wrap up the episode we guess the top streamed songs of 2022.

Ep. 108 Broke Boi Bobby

Fri, 10 Feb 2023 07:51:22 +0000

This week Vacation Bobby is back on and he's flamboyant. We all debate the best colors as we watch this weeks CDL matches. We then try to figure out what the life of a blimp pilot looks like. Then to wrap it up we talk about the greatest Brand Spokespeople of all time.

Ep. 107 Growing up on Christian Worship Music

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

This week we jam out to Toby Mac and some of the most classic Christian Worship jams as we discuss what it was like growing up in church. Then Justin talks about the feeling of lotion while on molly while Ian does whippets.

Ep. 106 Albums of the Year

Thu, 29 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week we dive into our favorite albums of the year along with some of our favorite songs of the Christmas season.

Ep. 105 Music of 2022

Fri, 16 Dec 2022 07:46:58 +0000

This week we dive into some of our favorite music of the year, but first we start off the podcast with some talk about this weeks matches in the CDL and our thoughts on the the Call of Duty League overall this year. We then run through a handle full of our most disappointing albums of the year and dive into our Spotify wrapped.

Ep. 104 Robert Fights a Demon

Fri, 09 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Robert and Kayla are back on and Robert's going through it. The podcast starts off hot with Robert being disrespected by Kayla. Robert then comes clean to Matt about his feelings for him. Then to wrap things up Robert goes to therapy and fights a demon.

Ep. 103 Hotdog Cancer

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 18:16:47 +0000

This week we're talking about food again. Laying out our love for philly cheese steaks and what we think makes for the best hotdog and pop tart flavors. We then think back on our first apps we ever played and the slippery slope of the porn industry. Then to wrap it up, we play through and talk about Joji's new album along with the new installment of the "Church Clothes" series by Lecrae.

Ep. 102 Church Membership

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 01:46:59 +0000

This week Ian feels uncomfortable in a church. Justin meets a Hand Dude out in the wild. Matt learns how to play the trombone. We then talk about new music releases and rant about the new Taylor Swift album.

Ep. 101 Life Feels Pointless

Sat, 29 Oct 2022 04:25:43 +0000

This week we try to figure out how to find fulfillment in life and yell at each other about pizza.

Ep. 100 Greatest Songs of All Time

Sun, 23 Oct 2022 19:22:22 +0000

This week we dive into the world of stretching. Ian complains about the decline of his ability to pronounce words. We then discuss our first electronics as kids and play through some of our favorite songs of all time.

Ep. 99 Justin V.S. Christianity

Sun, 16 Oct 2022 02:37:03 +0000

This week we talk about the most ideal temperature to commit crimes. Justin takes on Christianity and the world of Lord of the Rings. We then debate the best childhood movies and try to figure out the highest rated and grossing movies of all time.

Ep. 98 Ian Meets a Hooker

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week the gang is back together with Kayla joining Ian and Robert in a discussion about the many flavors of alcohol. Robert serves up some hot takes about cutting yourself. Ian talks about his run in with a lady of the night. Kayla and Ian then vibe out to the new J.I.D. album.

Ep. 97 4 Dead, 3 Missing, You're Next

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week we reflect on the best childhood TV shows. Justin tells us about the dark sex worker ring in Long Beach. We then hash out some of our most controversial food hot takes.

Ep. 96 Robert Killed Someone!!!

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 04:50:47 +0000

This week Robert's back on and he begins to father Justin. We debate about the most promiscuous animal. Robert getting in a fist fight in the middle of the freeway and Matt gets choked out in a mosh pit.

Ep. 95 Guess the Bad Rap Lyric

Sat, 17 Sep 2022 05:17:24 +0000

This week Matt opens up about his life as a certified musician. Justin then puts our presidential and Kanye West knowledge to the test. We also discuss the wild laws of Illinois and what an aggravated DUI is. We then wrap up by trying to match rappers to bad rap lyrics.

Ep. 94 The First Circumcision

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 17:42:30 +0000

This week we debate the pros and cons to circumcision. Ian Starts demanding more Harp in his music. Matt breaks down sobbing as Justin attempts to define what sobbing is. We share some of the weirder interactions we've had in the LBC. Then we wrap the episode up by playing the first addition of guess the song snippet.

Don't Name Your Kid This!!!!!

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 03:04:23 +0000

This week we talk about what it takes to be a good father. We debate when to introduce your kids to video games and intercourse. We then learn the most changes baby names in America. Then we have an other addition of game night.

Levels to Ballen

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 22:16:16 +0000

This week Matt tries to start a coup and take over the podcast. Justin interviews for a co-host position. We discuss our experience with smellavision. We debate who the best president would be. Then we end the podcast with an other addition of Aux Battles.

Ep. 82 You're Not That Cute

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 08:23:54 +0000

This week Robert defends the mormon belief systems. Ian gets insultingly hit on in public. We debate the most immature food habits. Robert dives into the world of Reddit insecurities. Ian then interviews Robert for the HR position on the podcast.

Ep. 81 Robert in the Nude

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 19:38:54 +0000

This week we debate the best place to shop. Ian lets loose with his hatred for Nicholas Cage. Robert respectfully attacks his manager. We bring back a little relationship advice onto the podcast. Then we take some time to break down our shower routines and what it says about us.

Ep. 80 Life After Double Digits

Thu, 02 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Robert opens up about life after you hit double digits and what his biggest physical insecurity is. Ian questions Robert on why his creative portentousness hasn't caused him to shop at Lulu Lemon. Robert answers the age old question, "How close can you get to a guy without it being gay?" We then wrap the podcast up by playing pick your poisson.

Ep. 79 Red Flag Dogs🚩

Fri, 27 May 2022 19:58:24 +0000

This week Robert opens up with an apology to the podcast. Tristan takes some time to educate us about the hot new alternative body part names. We debate the most red flag dogs and tattoos for guys and girls to have. We then wrap the episode up with an other addition of game night.

Talking With Your Eyes

Sat, 14 May 2022 19:18:41 +0000

This week Robert goes on a journey searching for a song that tugged at his heart strings. We discuss the worst and most irresponsible things we've done behind the wheel. Robert helps people understand the world of heavy vibes and talking with your eyes. Robert verbally kicks a dinner guest in the nuts. Then Ian and Robert talk about their struggles with being steadfast.

The Initiated

Sun, 08 May 2022 01:29:07 +0000

This week we walk in the shoes of "Walmart People" and try some of their famous cuisine. Robert opens up about his cocaine addiction and what the initiated do with candy bars. We then discuss the most important aspects of a home. Ian and Robert then debate how to treat your kids and Robert helps unlock the world of tear retention.

I Stand With Walmart People

Fri, 29 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Ian gets FOMO from the aids epidemic. We debate the logistics of children dating and the meaning of the first 20 years of your life. We then discuss possible plot twist in our story arc in the simulation. We debate who's the baddest woman in the Bible. Ian then defends the "regulars" of Walmart against Robert and other privileged people like him. We then wrap the episode up with a bit of slam poetry and some Christian rap freestyles.

Boomers, Burgers, and Ribs

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 08:13:56 +0000

This week we debate who is the best out of One Direction. We then give our hot takes on chickens and animal democracy. Robert becomes an HR rep and then reads suicide statistics over Christian rave music. And to wrap it up Ian gets intimate with a stuffed white tiger.

Ep. 73 Alpha Male Affirmations

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week we try to help boost our confidence by drawing out our inner alpha. Ian rants about military time and counting things in months. We turn up to some christian remixes. Robert and Ian then get intimate and talk about weird turn ons that may be marriage deal breakers.

Ep. 71 Communist Type Beat

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 06:40:49 +0000

This week we debate the differences between palpable and un-palpable masculinity. We then try to discover the best national anthem remix. Robert talks about his experiences with over weight meth heads, while Ian attempts to cancel the homeless. Tristan updates us on the latest church reviews posted to the internet. Ian explains his system for emojis and the way he expresses himself through text. Then to wrap up the episode we have an other addition of game night.

Are You an NPC

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 18:32:45 +0000

This week Robert falls in love with aids. We discuss the logistics of giving directions in steps. We then try to figure out what types of people eat at Dennis and what's a better place to sit, a booth or a chair. Robert comes to grips with the fact that he's an NPC 50% of his life and Ian declares himself as a main character in the simulation. We then dive into some hot new Christian cinema and the new Christian movies hitting the movie theater near you.

Reacting to Christian Dubstep

Sat, 22 Jan 2022 03:52:19 +0000

This week we try smelling salts, explore more alternative christian music and decide wether they are certified church camp classics or not, and react to a few Pastor melt down videos that we stumbled across.

Christian Rappers Come Correct

Sat, 15 Jan 2022 10:54:55 +0000

This weak Robert talks about getting yelled out about pants. Ian and Robert dive into the world of christians hiphop. And Robert is forced to face flash backs from his childhood.

r/RelationshipAdvice

Sat, 01 Jan 2022 03:51:59 +0000

This week we explore some of what Reddit has to offer.