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45: RIP The Goat pt.2

Sun, 03 Sep 2023 21:36:19 +0000

The legend James Buffet passed away and we have a state champ on the pod...plus we trash on Taylor Swift so...what more could you need

44: Trump and NASCAR

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 13:00:00 +0000

Trump's mugshot is OUT and very memeable but we talk more about twitter and NASCAR so... there's that...THRITY PERCENT BABYYYYY!!!

43: Magic Treehouse

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 13:00:00 +0000

Has the Magic Treehouse franchise gone downhill? Did the old lady actually swallow a fly, cat, dog, cow and other things? Did Adam Sandler ever get into iHop???? We will never know...probably

42: Shrimpin' Boys

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 22:01:35 +0000

Would you get KRUD tattooed on your forehead? this guy did and we're trying to buy a shrimp boat...plus Dillon has average feet...Anyways listen to us

41: Beatin' Stick

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 13:00:00 +0000

WE AREEEE BACK BABYYYYY and so is Malaria it has been a busy bee of a summer...anywhooo Zach got married and we worked at a summer camp and yada yada ya beating stick...THIRTY PERCENT OFFFFF!!!!

40: Parking Lot Dinner

Sat, 15 Apr 2023 03:05:50 +0000

NASA is going to the moon and we are eating in a TacoBell parking lot at 11pm...so drive to your nearest TacoBell and give this episode a listen

39: Wisdom Teeth

Sat, 08 Apr 2023 05:13:48 +0000

This week we try to catch up on the Kardashians and DMT...plus what ever they give you when they take your wisdom teeth out...peace

38.5: Ridin' Solo pt.4

Sat, 01 Apr 2023 04:16:41 +0000

This is a short one because I no longer have wisdom teeth but Wall-e is a creep so...listen because I'm not him

38: HomeGoods

Fri, 24 Mar 2023 13:00:00 +0000

Trump is going to jail (probs) and we don't use our GPS...its unmanly...ya know what else is unmanly? Not listening to the pod

37: The Madness

Fri, 17 Mar 2023 23:53:25 +0000

its March AHHHHH time (Idk if we can get copyrighted for saying March M******) me and Dillon have our own brackets of good vs evil so join in and pick a side!

36: TLC

Sat, 11 Mar 2023 04:53:21 +0000

today we have an EXCLUSIVE interview with our friend Jonah plus we think back to our TLC YouTube clip days and Dillon snagged a cheap dinner at a hotdog eating contest ALL RIGHT HERE

35: Mafia

Sat, 04 Mar 2023 04:55:29 +0000

The mafia is using shock pens now...and Dillon is picking up receipts left and right so come support us

34: The Levee (w/Levi Zemke)

Fri, 24 Feb 2023 14:00:00 +0000

The long-awaited episode is here with our boy Levy we discuss everything from music festivals to pasta techniques...you can't miss it!!!

33.5: Ridin' Solo pt. 3

Sat, 18 Feb 2023 05:23:38 +0000

Here we are again without the full crew (or both of the crew) and today were got some balloons to talk about and some pretty cool bowls so thanks for the listen playa

33: Mansplaining

Sat, 11 Feb 2023 20:00:00 +0000

Listen to us talk about mansplaining, Australians (they are panzies), unfortunate bank situations (overdrafting), and some sports talk. Here now.

32: Zach's Bounty

Sat, 04 Feb 2023 02:00:00 +0000

Episode 32

31: Classified Docs

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 14:00:00 +0000

Listen to us talk about the top 5 fast food restaurants (we have lots of experience), the governments recent hiccups with the secret stuff, how crazy 2020 was, baby. names, and Kane. Thank you.

30: Kicked Out

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 14:00:00 +0000

Listen to the guys talk about getting kicked out of a bar, fitness (Zach is getting ripped), getting made fun of by girls at school, and Dillon chasing his NFL dream.

29.5: Ridin' Solo pt. 2

Fri, 13 Jan 2023 14:00:00 +0000

Zach is flying solo without Dillon and he hates French people and loves Country Crock "butter" you can't get this anywhere else

29: Giant Road Spiders

Fri, 06 Jan 2023 17:00:00 +0000

DO NOT DRIVE LATE AT NIGHT WHEN YOU ARE TIRED the very real giant road spiders will get you. PLUS Dillon's new very official jersey AND musical theater. Thanks for the support G

The New Years One

Sun, 01 Jan 2023 17:00:00 +0000

HAPPY NEW YEARS PLAYA I dont remember what we talked about because we recorded this a while ago so...anywho thanks for the listen!

The Christmas One

Sat, 24 Dec 2022 19:14:55 +0000

MERRY CHRISTMAS and a happy new year also shout out to our Jewish brothers in Hanukkah land...anywho thanks for the listen dawg.

28: Overnight Swim

Fri, 16 Dec 2022 12:00:00 +0000

RIP MIKE LEACH. Join us to talk about Mike for a minute. Then person of the year. Then the insane story of a man who survived 15 hours in the ocean after falling off a cruise ship. It's a crazy ride today. Thanks for listening.

27: Roll With The Punches

Fri, 09 Dec 2022 12:00:00 +0000

Thank you for listening to us, man. You're seriously the best. We talk about a lot this week starting with Ye and ending with headlocks, and somehow they aren't connected.

26: This One's For Kim K

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 17:00:00 +0000

Join us on this journey of talking about conspiracies including the moon landing, flat-earth, and covid-19. Then we tell you how to beat obesity, and finally we talk about our favorite topic, Kanye West drama. Thank you for listening.

25: Little Brit

Fri, 25 Nov 2022 19:15:00 +0000

Accidentally lied about posting this at 4am. But ignore that. Listen to us talk about Zach's horrific swim meet, pocket knives, and Dillon's crazy 7th birthday party. Thank you for listening.

24: Root Beer

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 18:42:28 +0000

In this episode we talkin' bout the Beatles, British people faking it, truck lovers, Zach's Ford Ranger horror stories, skipping class, cats, Dillon's jacket, colorblindness, and root beer. Pretty exciting stuff, thank you for listening.

23: Barack's Lil Boat

Fri, 11 Nov 2022 17:00:00 +0000

Listen to this chiller than usual episode right here. We talk about time pre-clocks, time traveling, protecting this house, being the main character, Obama's playlist, The Zodiac Killer, the meaning of names, and wearing your Instagram on your pants. Enjoy. Thank you for listening.

22: Wall City

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 19:56:17 +0000

Listen to one last Halloween story, OG Walmart, The Wall City, and a bunch of other sick stuff. Listen and enjoy. Right now.

Halloween Special: Party Hardy

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 16:00:00 +0000

Hear our top 3 Halloween movies and candies, Zach's haunted house stories, 5 rules for life, Squid Games, and Jefferey Dahmer Jokes. Right here. Right now. Let's party. Party Hardy.

21: Ye's Fate

Fri, 28 Oct 2022 16:00:00 +0000

Little Z & Big D talk about Eddie Bauer deals, Kanye's recent actions and what that means for his future, state shapes, continental Michigan, there, their and they're, and Jefferey Dahmer. Right here. Let's party. Party hardy.

20: Church Camp Dancin'

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 16:00:00 +0000

Listen to Zach and Dillon talk about greasy hair, things that the movies got wrong about high school, kids faking passing out, getting drowned at your own birthday party, and dancing in front of 1000 kids at church camp. Right here, right now.

19: Metal Playground Slide

Sat, 15 Oct 2022 21:00:00 +0000

Listen to the guys discuss basic hygiene, washing bedsheets, TikTok birds, awkward conversations, going bald, and Gordon Ramsay teaching children to cook on that legendary metal slide.

18: Hot Takes

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 16:00:00 +0000

Hot takes all day from candy corn to DUI's we cover everything PLUS we are growing to new platforms with video! check us out on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube @30percentpod

17: Rants on Rants (w/Mason Goins)

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 16:00:00 +0000

We all enjoy a good ol fashioned rant such as...Girls with bee tattoos, bad drivers, attention seekers on social media, and bad storytellers...also the other Mason is joining us so listen for him

16: Running For Mayor

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 21:00:30 +0000

That's right we're getting political and running for office (not really...so calm down...well maybe) PLUS a club of old guys and whoever named the states should be fired so listen to us for no reason...

15: The Missing Vowel (w/Mason Hatmaker)

Fri, 16 Sep 2022 16:00:00 +0000

The cars universe is a wild place ALSO public school once again failed me. Mason is also back so listen to him (he's important)

14: RIP The Goat

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 16:00:00 +0000

Today is a dark day...the queen herself has passed on. Dillon is back and we are sharing good memories we've had with Liz in the past. We also hate abbreviations. LISTEN UP BROTHERS

13: Deaf People (w/Elijah Arender)

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 16:00:00 +0000

I am very undereducated about deaf people...ALSO Dillon is out of town so we got a guest! We talk about Michael Jordan (AKA the goat) Emus and fighting gorillas. Listen UPPPP

12: THE Chocolate Milk

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 16:00:00 +0000

THE best chocolate milk you will ever have! also Harry Potter is garbage, and so is kissing your kids on the mouth...stop it. Anywho listen to this weeks episode.

11: Negative Calories

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 16:00:00 +0000

BEARS DON'T SLEEP ALL WINTER??? Plus calories are stupid, emails are flooding in, and neighbors are wild. ALL this week. Listen.

10: Blood Donation (w/Mason Hatmaker)

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 16:00:00 +0000

The guest is finally HERE!!! PLUS getting yelled at by other moms, running marathons, and bees that don't fly at night. This week is up so listen up (#spittinbars)

9: Spider Fire

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 16:00:00 +0000

Have you ever been dumpster diving?? If not maybe you set the woods on fire to kill a spider OR have you ever been covered in leaches or had long fingernails? if so (or if not) LISTEN TO THIS WEEKS EPISODE!! please

8: Subway Tattoo

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 16:00:00 +0000

Have you ever been attacked at Taco Bell? ALSO The Gatlinburg "hood", Post Malone took a shower, and Subway is designing tattoos. All on this week's episode so give her a listen brother.

7: Real Life Battleship

Fri, 22 Jul 2022 16:00:00 +0000

Weathermen (and women) are LIARS, plus more work stories, Dillon's daily lover, Facebook groups, and more...so listen.

6: Waffle Home

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 16:00:00 +0000

Waffle House is a dangerous but delicious place PLUS engineering questions, off-roading grandmas, Hellen Keller, beating up Mike Tyson, and being Dillon's wingman. It's all here so...just listen bro.

5: Baby Tip Jar

Fri, 08 Jul 2022 16:00:00 +0000

Nasty kids at Walmart, destroying library property, the proper way to address MGK, Dillons rap career, ugly baby vs cute baby, and Michael Jackson...again. It's all right here dawg. Listen up.

4: Receipt Paper

Fri, 01 Jul 2022 16:00:00 +0000

Zach is back from vacay with stories on top of stories...PLUS the Paul brother's boxing career, how relish is made, Elvis, and a lot of chemicals. all on this week's episode so...don't miss it bro.

3.5: Ridin' Solo

Fri, 24 Jun 2022 16:00:00 +0000

We're sorry for what you're about to hear. Listen to Dillon rant about recent news, bad dad jokes, his grandmother's throwing arm, and his Taco Bell crush. Here. Listen here right now. We promise Zach will be back and we won't allow Dillon to take over.

3: Workplace Disaster

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 16:00:00 +0000

Dad reality shows, Zip-line issues, Abraham Lincoln's vocal range, and lifeguards are all on this week's episode...so listen.

2: Kicked Out of Class

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 21:00:00 +0000

Kanye West, wheelchairs, poop stories, and more stories about high school. ALL RIGHT HERE BABY