Beware The Algorithm!

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 45: "Pearson Vue Kills Puppies"

Mon, 02 May 2022 00:00:00 +0000

i do stand up for hopefully the last time at a cat cafe. my tech career plans hit a snag when the worst company Pearson Vue reschedules my test so they can go off and kill puppies.

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 44: "Proud Boys Get 50% Off"

Sun, 10 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

its been quite a few weeks but after all the mail & messages i received im back. its glad to know the pod has been greatly missed. i mostly brag about going to the Studio Ghibli exhibit in LA which was beautiful beyond words. more importantly Special Agent Tail Cooper is back in good health!

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 43: "Nuking DC has 85% Approval"

Sun, 20 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

started a garden to experience more failure, no one wants to hire me except places that need pharmacy techs but i havent given up hope because the benefits of being delusional work both ways.

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 42: Can I Please Buy the Software Once

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Ukraine Russia omg. there's violence here in America and still no affordable healthcare option but lets talk about a non-African war for weeks and weeks and weeks on end. yes its been a while since the last pod but if you or anyone emails me before Sunday then i will do an extra episode. give the people what they want but also make sure people or person is there.

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 41: Biden Drops All Kinds of Bombs

Sun, 13 Feb 2022 07:00:00 +0000

i once again talk about the gloriousness of the savings at ALDI's, biden has a controversial clip resurface, rogan mocks the ratings of old media and Next Level chef is a weekly favorite show of ours.

plz for the love of god give me a reason to exist and send a question to BewareFriend@protonmail.com and if you cant give the pod 5 stars on apple podcasts. thanks alot freeloader!

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 40: "Drifting Towards Oblivion"

Sun, 30 Jan 2022 07:00:00 +0000

back from Cali. not a great episode i gave it a D+.

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 39: "Inflation Not at ALDI's"

Sun, 16 Jan 2022 20:00:00 +0000

u shopping and noticing higher grocery prices? not at ALDI's baby. Theres at least 2 in Arizona and i highly suggest checking it out. they got some good shit. i wouldnt even call it knock off because the quality is the same.

trump visits az and does a 90 minute set. kn95 vs n95 which one is better and why cant we buy them easily? cuz the great reset duhhhhhh.

"This Week Sucks Tonight!" will be at the LA Hollywood Improv this Friday 1/21/22 so drop by and see a hilarious show.

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 38: "The Return (of Nothing)"

Sun, 09 Jan 2022 23:00:00 +0000

back from the holidays i pay homage to the lives lost on 1/6, how i hang Christmas lights, the need for greenery and how a dog walkers worst nightmare is a neighbors open gate. i also spiral into madness of how this podcast is uploaded into a void and if the void has anything to say plz email BewareFriend@protonmail.com .

thx for listening & and try ur best to have a happy new year in the incoming apocalypse

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 37: "The Death of Trevor Skies Dot Com"

Mon, 20 Dec 2021 23:00:00 +0000

website was up for renewal and i decided to scrap it. another $192 down the drain sounded stupid. plus it wasnt current. still some time to decide to keep it or not before its deleted off servers. we'll see if there's a pouring outcry LOL. Merry Christmas!

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep.36: "Anyone Know a GOOD Spray Bottle?"

Sun, 12 Dec 2021 07:00:00 +0000

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 35: "Area Rugs & Air Filters"

Sun, 05 Dec 2021 20:00:00 +0000

i fall for over priced air filters according to strangers. nothing is better than a new area rug and your dog taking a dump on it. a certain ladies trial is this week. rent is outrageous everywhere but lets dance and not cause problems. let crime go up - its part of the process.

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 34: "Wendy Hamilton Owes Me Money"

Sun, 28 Nov 2021 07:00:00 +0000

stupid camtasia crashes and im forced to do another recording that isnt as good as the first one because Wendy Hamilton CEO of shitty software inc. doesnt know how to make a program that saves. goddamnit i swear to god. SAVE! JUST SAVE THE FILE! Its not complicated. saving has been around for a few decades now maybe get around to mastering it idk you have my money and already fked me so congratulations wendy hamilton! ooooooooooooooahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 33: "The Big Hamburger"

Sun, 21 Nov 2021 22:00:00 +0000

being a vigilante is cool and 100% legal. i order at a carls jr. i can't stop the flood of emails at BewareFriend@protonmail.com everyone just has so many questions. send one!

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 32: "Rittenhouse & George Zimmerman Make-out in Court Proceedings

Sun, 14 Nov 2021 07:00:00 +0000

a boy named Kyle Rittenhouse whos life wont be boiled down to one murderous night in the streets defends his right to own and operate a gun on his terms an no one else's. i talk about www.apprenticeship.gov and its promises of not going into poverty. abba has a new album and their fans almost jumped for joy if they didnt want a bum knee.

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 31: "Travis Scott Concert This Saturday!"

Mon, 08 Nov 2021 02:30:00 +0000

got sum tix to travis scott this saturday n cant wait to survive the night. my favorite part is where i grab my heart because it cant get oxygen and its such a rush.

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep.30: "Covid Brain Damnnnnnage"

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 23:00:00 +0000

currently still in quarantine. as i have covid brain this ones a loser. i cant smell or taste and live in a cruel joyless world. looking forward to the future though! be an optimistic person in the worst of times and then sell your book!

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 29: "Boring & Insane"

Sun, 17 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

wow booked for a backyard show. i will be paid in hot dogs and i can't wait. i talk about what career options look promising and its a p short talk. the world is ending (according to my doom & gloom algorithm) so i may need to start watching happy news to combat the dumb reality ive apparently cultivated.

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 28: "Next Squid Games @ Footprint Arena"

Sun, 10 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

someone followed senator sinema to the bathroom to sniff her farts, the squid games is the best solution to the homeless crisis and cooper will never be invited to the podcast area again.

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 27: "Art is Dead AND Stupid"

Sun, 03 Oct 2021 20:00:00 +0000

rave about underrated comics being algorithmically hindered, the Goldrush Music Festival set, why u shouldn't talk about the room when its small (im a hypocrite time to time), wendys breakfast causes indigestion WOW and in the midst of an economic collapse Congress plays a game of baseball for one last shot at the title.

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 26: "Poking Dead Dreams w/ a Mic Stand

Sun, 26 Sep 2021 23:00:00 +0000

back from LA and almost ready to perform at Goldrush Music Festival. it will be the last set i do as i focus on building a career that has a future. the world wide renowned pod will remain. creative outlets are important so make sure to stick your finger in them.

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 25: "Twenty Minutes Til Hiatus"

Sun, 19 Sep 2021 11:00:00 +0000

its another one. "This Week Sucks Tonight!" will be at the Hollywood Improv September 24th. tix here

September 26th I'll be at the Six-Gun stage at the Goldrush Music Festival doing a feature spot. Come by. Or see Zedd. Both great choices.

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 24: "Biden Wants to Hang w/ John McCain"

Sun, 12 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

talk about the two best brains in politics reuniting in this reunion anniversary spectacular. i get a big ole geyser of sprinkler water in the face and lose it. kamala harris honors the memory of john mccain for 57 seconds cuz its raining. i have anxiety, surprise.

next "This Week Sucks Tonight!" show is at the Hollywood Improv tix here.

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 23: "Turd In The Punchbowl"

Sun, 05 Sep 2021 20:10:00 +0000

swing and a miss. sorry for putting the podcast turd in the punchbowl.

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 22: "CAN THE BAR HEAR ME!?"

Sun, 29 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

"This Week Sucks Tonight!" returns to Stand-Up Live Comedy Club in Phoenix September 9th. tix can b purchased here.

pest control shows up at our house a bit early, i love venture bros to an annoying degree, is stand up dead?, apple jokes about caring about child porn to get in your phone and i post my stand-up set i had at the grid. after listening to it i bombed for the most part but ill keep that hourglass joke. im rusty af.

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 21: "Rumble Exclusive Suck My TubeYou"

Sun, 22 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

people r up in arms about Afghanistan for the first time in 20 yrs and just like trump i say we give the taliban a chance. i go into anime voice actors and rave about sketch greatness tim robinson.

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 20: "Does Anyone Need Video Podcasts?"

Sun, 15 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

i rant (surprise) about dumb shit like if people watch video podcasts and why did i skip uploading the last 2? did i hit a lull? or did i realize i've been secretly kicked off the internet because of the algorithm? if i'm not someone influential like dax sheppard why even bother?

The Ostrich is a great bar in Chandler!

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 19: "Entitled But Humble Douche"

Sun, 08 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

i almost get scammed by a toothless garage salesman. "This Week Sucks Tonight!" had a good turnout plus i got to light a crowd favorite controversial comic for reasons unrelated to comedy, Scott Waite. biden drives without crashing and we must stay strong on wanting the filibuster abolished. i am still an unemployed entitled douche looking for work with fair compensation.

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 18: "This Week Sucks Tonight @ Stand-Up Live August 5th"

Sun, 01 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

survived the river and a speech from Olivia Rodrigo. az police have a new weapon that doesn't kill people and i implore any listeners to buy a ticket below to "This Week Sucks Tonight!" at Stand-Up Live August 5th Thursday 8PM. https://phoenix.standuplive.com/shows/148485

If you want to see me shake some rust off come down to Casey's Woodshed this Wednesday August 4th. Show is at 9. Its an open mic so anyone can sign up (sign ups are at 8). Location is 19 WEST Baseline Road Tempe, AZ 85283

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 17: "Shuttle to Salt River"

Sun, 25 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

posting ahead of time before i die on the salt river this Saturday PENDING no thunderstorms. i also have a clip of tom brady killing it at the white house and i explore the sectional we're eyeing 2 buy at american-furniture-whhhhheeereeeeeehoouuussseeee as opposed to *gasp* an inferior costco one. also if u got questions and wanna be part of the incredibly successful AMA series on my "Trevor Skies" YouTube channel email BewareFriend@protonmail.com ;)

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 16: "I Cleaned the House Get Over Here"

Sun, 18 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

my party almost gets cancelled but i cleaned the floor so some1 has to come over. biden says zuckerberg is killing people by staring into their eyes too long and does elon musk have a robot penis or is it just a rumor? if you have any questions about my mental state or the incoming eviction bonanza plz email BewareFriend@protonmail.com

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 15: "Do You Know What Gets Me Hard?"

Sun, 11 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

i dive into one of my favorite CEO roasts where liz warren ego checks mr.sloan of hellz fargo. our puppy special agent tail cooper costs me a leg and bezos goes the extra mile and flies him and his brother into the sun. do u read these descriptions? lmk in the comments and if u wanna b apart of the weekly worthless AMA? send it BewareFriend@protonmail.com

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 14: "First Promise Broken"

Sun, 04 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

the great mike pence talks about how he jacks it to the U.S. constitution and a trivial broken promise i plan to redeem next week.

it was recorded on a Friday sooooo Happy 4th of July. make sure to light all the fireworks really close to the American Flag.

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 13: "Walmart Customer Service, Hello?"

Sun, 27 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

i try to buy a tv from walmart and my card is rejected cuz the algorithm doesnt like me. some guy from ohio talks about being against a "4 the people act" which makes elections more fair. i love ALDI's and the box combo from Cane's chicken.

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Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 12: "Happy Juneteenth Poor People"

Sun, 20 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

i reflect on the epic week of another paid holiday unless you're working at a fortune 500 company that needs you to work that day. i also feel shame of a recent puppy training experience. other than that pretty great week of unemployment. so privileged. fk billionaires bruh i need a jerb.

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 11: "You're Under Warranty So You Owe 75 Dollars"

Sun, 13 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

whats the point of a warranty if i still owe money? these cucks want to rob me blind in bs fees they should have to pay. this world is insane and idk why it costs so much to live in a hellscape. good news: "This Week Sucks Tonight!" is back at Stand-Up Live and had a strong return!

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 10: "Memorial Day John"

Sun, 06 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

i DM'ed @w_budgick who was screwed over by amazon buying gold bullion. i also dive into the Arizona government refusing to pay me unemployment after working the front lines as a pharmacy tech in the pandemic. you think after help facilitate giving patients the COVID vaccine there would be some reward. no. there is no money in helping people. may everyone who has crossed me find the lights of a speeding bus. plz rate 5 stars on apple podcasts and leave an offensive comment on the vid. oh i also leave a set i bombed at woodshed this week at the end. enjoy the last joke!

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 9: "Rest In Pence"

Sun, 30 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

i crave 5 star apple podcast reviews because every performers goal is being sponsored by an undies or mattress company. Mike Pence wins the hearts of dozens talking about Space Force in December 2020 and inspires me to take a half-shot of Mother's Sweet Tea Vodka. rating? two out of five clouds.

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 8: "Camtasia Software Owes Me Money!"

Sun, 23 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

i lose my mind because Camtasia software thought i wanted an old file and when i clicked the wrong thing it deleted original podcast. so here's take two. to recap: free Steven Dozinger, shop at ALDI's, and follow @theanwarnewton. oh and come by and watch "This Week Sucks Tonight!" June 10th 2021 at Stand-Up Live 8pm. pretty sure they still validate parking.

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 7: "Venture Bros. Movie & NFT's"

Sun, 16 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

hi. u haven't subscribed yet. u haven't reviewed my podcast yet. u piece of shiet. cmon. CMON! u think i wanna go back to working at somewhere like Kroger? save me from the fortune 500 companies! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME NEVER WORK FOR SLAVE WAGES AGAIN. THE ALGORITHM IS HERE! AHHHHHH!!! MY BABY! THE ALOGRITHM IS EATING MY BABY!

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 6: "Fired From Fry's"

Mon, 10 May 2021 06:00:00 +0000

some only dream of it. i achieved it. my only regret: not recording it. if anyone wants bonus clip lmk in comments (lol) and i'll personally send it. oh and the haircut i got was a taper haircut and im SO SORRY when i did the impression of my wonderful stylist sonnie (she sounds WAYYY nicer) but it was only because i was in a rush to dinner! ur always wonderful and i haven't seen Amazon's "Upload" yet but will check it out. cya in a few months when im a manager at Google!

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 5: "Haircuts & Bird Poop Facials"

Sun, 02 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Look naturally younger like Tom Cruise with the bird poo facials. Get a haircut by my favorite stylist @hairby_sonnie on Instagram. Going to have to do the job interview rounds soon as the final chapters of the pharmacy tech life come to a close at Kroger. When I mentioned I was mad I'm getting fired, I'm mad that people I thought were dear friends have backstabbed and now I have to play an ethics chessboard game with the company. I probably won't be terminated although that's fine so long as I can file for unemployment. I'll go into it more next week with a full bottle of wine. Thanks for listening and please for the love of god subscribe and leave a 5 star review anywhere. Free me of the working class life or a rope will have to do.

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 4: "Dogs & Mega Bomberman"

Sun, 25 Apr 2021 22:00:00 +0000

We got a dog. His name is Special Agent Tail Cooper and he's much better than Biden's Dog Major who should be waterboarded in Gitmo. I also talk about Sega's Mega Bomberman and might replay the crab boss. I also got advice that getting fired from Kroger is the best option. Oh however should I go out?

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 3: "Only Fans an Only Solution?"

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 03:05:55 +0000

Distraught & struggling over the point of good work ethic and proving so with two podcasts released back-to-back on the same day and wondering if ad sponsorship comes around episode 3 I ramble about a recent fun af party I went to without masks and regret not doing a cannonball. I also talk about my upcoming quitting of Kroger and if Only Fans will be my Only Solution. Anything that pays the mortgage is totally legal.

Beware The Algorithm! Ep. 2: "How Comedy Works During a Homeless Crisis"

Sun, 11 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Trevor Skies an open mic comic after a one-year comedy hiatus returns to the mic, solo, determined to keep up the ruse that comedy will ever be profitable. Topic mostly explored: How working at Kroger is giving sweat shops and Amazon a run for their money. Forget Episode One.