RedCircle VERIFY_TOKEN_ebaee6e4-4475-4ea2-b27b-0c208d1eaefd -- Rendered At Fri, 16 Oct 2026 17:11:24 +0000 Hey You, Indulge My Delusions https://redcircle.com/shows/oishii-origins en-US © 2026 Tell. All rights reserved. Overthinking Absurd Questions with Serious Science Tell "Hey you... yes, you. Would you indulge my delusions for a second?" Welcome to the show where we take the most ridiculous, unhinged, and bizarre shower thoughts, and analyze them with deadly serious science, physics, and fluid dynamics. Sit back, grab your headphones, and let our AI hosts dive way too deep into questions nobody asked, but everyone secretly wants the answer to. *Note: This podcast uses AI voices to explore absurd thought experiments and hypothetical science. ebaee6e4-4475-4ea2-b27b-0c208d1eaefd "Hey you... yes, you. Would you indulge my delusions for a second?"

Welcome to the show where we take the most ridiculous, unhinged, and bizarre shower thoughts, and analyze them with deadly serious science, physics, and fluid dynamics.

Sit back, grab your headphones, and let our AI hosts dive way too deep into questions nobody asked, but everyone secretly wants the answer to.


*Note: This podcast uses AI voices to explore absurd thought experiments and hypothetical science.

]]> episodic no Tell tell.projects.jp@gmail.com false full #2 The Mathematics of Luck: Why Wearing More Than 4 Colors Destroys Your Brain #2 The Mathematics of Luck: Why Wearing More Than 4 Colors Destroys Your Brain Tell Look down at what you're wearing right now. Count the colors. If you are wearing five or more, rigorous mathematical models suggest you might be actively sabotaging your daily luck.


In this episode of "Hey You, Indulge My Delusions," our AI hosts investigate the ultimate wardrobe dilemma through an absurdly serious interdisciplinary lens:

- The Evolutionary Trap: How Olympic red uniforms manipulate human psychology (and why robots ruined it)

- Cowan's Working Memory Limit: Why wearing more than 4 visible colors crashes the observer's "brain tabs"

- Thermodynamics & Belly Button Lint: What Ig Nobel-winning research and Bedouin desert robes reveal about visual chaos

- The 400-Year-Old Edo Secret: Why the mathematically optimal formula is exactly 4 visible colors on the outside, and 3 hidden colors on the inside.


Tune in to discover the definitive "Luck Algorithm"—and why luck isn't magic, it's cognitive physics.


*Note: This podcast uses AI voices to explore absurd thought experiments and hypothetical science.

]]> <p>Look down at what you&#39;re wearing right now. Count the colors. If you are wearing five or more, rigorous mathematical models suggest you might be actively sabotaging your daily luck.</p><p><br></p><p>In this episode of &#34;Hey You, Indulge My Delusions,&#34; our AI hosts investigate the ultimate wardrobe dilemma through an absurdly serious interdisciplinary lens:</p><p>- The Evolutionary Trap: How Olympic red uniforms manipulate human psychology (and why robots ruined it)</p><p>- Cowan&#39;s Working Memory Limit: Why wearing more than 4 visible colors crashes the observer&#39;s &#34;brain tabs&#34;</p><p>- Thermodynamics &amp; Belly Button Lint: What Ig Nobel-winning research and Bedouin desert robes reveal about visual chaos</p><p>- The 400-Year-Old Edo Secret: Why the mathematically optimal formula is exactly 4 visible colors on the outside, and 3 hidden colors on the inside.</p><p><br></p><p>Tune in to discover the definitive &#34;Luck Algorithm&#34;—and why luck isn&#39;t magic, it&#39;s cognitive physics.</p><p><br></p><p>*Note: This podcast uses AI voices to explore absurd thought experiments and hypothetical science.</p> 29849077-99e8-4a19-b718-9a1a1b0ecc98 https://redcircle.com/shows/ebaee6e4-4475-4ea2-b27b-0c208d1eaefd/episodes/a7e436b4-63eb-4602-93a5-db37837a5d74 Thu, 08 Oct 2026 06:02:10 +0000 1444 false full #1 Can You Smell a Biological Emission from 100 Meters Away? The Fluid Dynamics of Farts #1 Can You Smell a Biological Emission from 100 Meters Away? The Fluid Dynamics of Farts Tell Imagine someone standing 100 meters away from you—roughly the length of a football field. What are the mathematical and aerodynamic odds that you could intentionally detect a single biological emission from that distance?


In this inaugural episode, we treat this utterly ridiculous question with Nobel Prize-level academic seriousness. Join our AI hosts as they dive deep into:

- The brutal mathematics of Gaussian plumes and atmospheric diffusion (Why it takes 16 years without wind!)

- Why firing an air cannon creates a "leaky sponge" rather than a sealed bullet

- An Ig Nobel prize-winning study on communication via gas

- The final calculated probability of success (Spoiler: It's 1.5%)


A masterclass in applying rigorous physics to a question nobody asked.


*Note: This podcast uses AI voices to explore absurd hypothetical science and thought experiments.

]]> <p>Imagine someone standing 100 meters away from you—roughly the length of a football field. What are the mathematical and aerodynamic odds that you could intentionally detect a single biological emission from that distance?</p><p><br></p><p>In this inaugural episode, we treat this utterly ridiculous question with Nobel Prize-level academic seriousness. Join our AI hosts as they dive deep into:</p><p>- The brutal mathematics of Gaussian plumes and atmospheric diffusion (Why it takes 16 years without wind!)</p><p>- Why firing an air cannon creates a &#34;leaky sponge&#34; rather than a sealed bullet</p><p>- An Ig Nobel prize-winning study on communication via gas</p><p>- The final calculated probability of success (Spoiler: It&#39;s 1.5%)</p><p><br></p><p>A masterclass in applying rigorous physics to a question nobody asked.</p><p><br></p><p>*Note: This podcast uses AI voices to explore absurd hypothetical science and thought experiments.</p> a3a12b06-83e1-4859-a125-8006dfec2033 https://redcircle.com/shows/ebaee6e4-4475-4ea2-b27b-0c208d1eaefd/episodes/7c4b1250-07f6-4366-ac1f-91d4dfa045c1 Tue, 08 Sep 2026 19:25:41 +0000 1270 false