Pointless & Confused

Aliens || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 26 May 2024 05:00:00 +0000

"We need more KY jelly or my name's not Dick Bush" - Dick Bush

Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic, RHCP // ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 19 May 2024 05:00:00 +0000

Red Hot Chilli Peppers breakthrough to mainstream success with this turd. Dan explains conversion therapy.

Running Man || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 17 Mar 2024 04:00:00 +0000

Arnold Swarchenafricanamerican stars in this low budget film adaption of a lesser known authors book.

From under the cork tree, Fall Out Boy || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 03 Mar 2024 04:00:00 +0000

Gingers in music discussed.

Stargate || FILM REVIEW

Fri, 16 Feb 2024 23:00:00 +0000

We discuss Elizabeth Taylors cameo in this 90s classic.

Hellbilly Deluxe, Rob Zombie || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 14 Jan 2024 04:00:00 +0000

We ramble about country music festivals in small town New Zealand. Manage to squeeze in Rob Zombie at some point.

2001: A Space Odyssey || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 07 Jan 2024 07:55:00 +0000

Our predictions for the year. How to survive prison.

Be Here Now, Oasis || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 31 Dec 2023 04:00:00 +0000

The biggest band in the world release the biggest album of all time without any drama.

Waterworld || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 24 Dec 2023 04:00:00 +0000

A handsome seaman must stop a horribly deformed mutant from selling a child into sex slavery for paper.

Album of the Year, Faith No More || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 17 Dec 2023 04:00:00 +0000

We explain docking. You're welcome.

The Terminator || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 10 Dec 2023 04:00:00 +0000

A strange man sends his best friend back in time to bang his mother.

Band on the Run, Wings || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 03 Dec 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Paul McCartney spreads his Wings...lol lol lol. OMG, I can't believe how funny I am ROTFLMAO. Also lazy musicians.

The Toxic Avenger || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 26 Nov 2023 04:00:00 +0000

A charming young Mayor tries to stimulate the economy of a small town while fending off a horrific monster.

Fire, Electric Six || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 19 Nov 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Brad experiences de ja vu and Dan admire's Dick.

Hacksaw Ridge || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 12 Nov 2023 04:00:00 +0000

We have a serious religious discussion on how to create a god fighting video game.

Cereal Killer, Green Jelly || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 05 Nov 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Dan's Mormon sex roster explained.

Commando || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 29 Oct 2023 04:00:00 +0000

A romantic comedy about a gay man trying to get closer to a former work colleague.

Bricks are Heavy, L7 || ALBUM REVIEW

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Tampons, happy meals and sliding into geriatric status.

My Science Project || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 15 Oct 2023 04:00:00 +0000

A guy working a full time job while studying for his future is told he's a loser by an old hippie on an acid trip.

Mellow Gold, Beck || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 08 Oct 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Currently accepting advertisers. See our improvised example.

Lightning Jack || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 01 Oct 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Timeless classic that never fails to be disappointing. Assaulting the memory of Jim Henson.

Copperhead Road, Steve Earle || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 24 Sep 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Trucks, dawgs, Jesus, guns & cold hearted womans.

Wild Things || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 17 Sep 2023 05:00:00 +0000

We discuss Kevin Bacon's hog.

Title of Record, Filter || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 10 Sep 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Robert Patrick sells us filtered water.

Starship Troopers // FILM REVIEW

Sun, 03 Sep 2023 05:00:00 +0000

The only good bug's a dead bug,,,

Electric Ladyland, Jimi Hendrix Experience || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 27 Aug 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Celebrated genius or a couple hits and lots of crap then dead? We decide you don't have to.

Man on Fire || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 20 Aug 2023 05:00:00 +0000

A black man terrorizes mexicans while trying to recover an annoying white girl.

LA Woman, The Doors || ALBUM REVIEW

Mon, 14 Aug 2023 07:30:00 +0000

Fat, bloated, man-boobed rock star, gargles his way through some cheesey tracks before finally getting put out of his misery.

Predator || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 06 Aug 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Where did all the men go?

This Type of Thinking (Could do us in), Chevelle || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 30 Jul 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Rocking sounds from two strapping young men who eat their vegetables and go to bed early.

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 23 Jul 2023 05:00:00 +0000

F$*# Disney.

Main Course, Bee Gees || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 16 Jul 2023 11:35:00 +0000

A very respectful review of a classic band.

Stand by Me || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 09 Jul 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Four disappointing children try to steal a dead body while wrecking havoc across the countryside.

Dr Feelgood, Motley Crue || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 02 Jul 2023 11:30:00 +0000

Penis pumps, children chained to walls & Motley Crue.

The Last Starfighter || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 25 Jun 2023 05:00:00 +0000

We find a way to go filthy on this one also important information about the end of the world.

Wet Leg || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 18 Jun 2023 05:00:00 +0000

We discuss the Wet Leg. How you can get one? Why would you want one?

Masters of the Universe || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 11 Jun 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Man baby remanences over his shitty child hood and uncaring parents.

REM, Out of Time || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 04 Jun 2023 05:00:00 +0000

We're bringing back skiffle using the magic of AI.

Knock at the cabin || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 28 May 2023 09:25:00 +0000

How quickly do you knock the adopted kid on the head and get another one.

Born in the USA, Springsteen || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 21 May 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Hippos, underage woman, screwed pooches, Courtney Cox. Exclusive interview with Bruce Springsteen.

Chopping Mall || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 14 May 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Three valiant robots defend a mall from delinquent teenagers armed with titties and shotguns.

Disturbed, Divisive || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 07 May 2023 12:50:00 +0000

Oral sex, Rick Rubin, 50 year old prostitutes.

Old || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 30 Apr 2023 05:00:00 +0000

A handsome doctor is trapped on a magical beach with vicious psychopaths plotting to kill him.

Garbage, Garbage || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 23 Apr 2023 05:00:00 +0000

From the feminist perspective we judge women solely on their appearance.

Barbarian || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 16 Apr 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Tragic story of a single parent fighting off home invaders while nursing her elderly father.

Megadeth, Peace Sells... || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 09 Apr 2023 05:00:00 +0000

We celebrate International Woman's Day by reviewing an album made by 4 dudes.

World War Z || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 02 Apr 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Little Bradley Pitt saves us from Zombies and flogs Pepsi.

ALICE IN CHAINS, DEVIL PUT DINOSAURS HERE || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 26 Mar 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Not gonna lie. Boring.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 19 Mar 2023 04:00:00 +0000

How hot is Linda Hoag? See description for discounts on our celebrity alert app.

Stone Temple Pilots, Core || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 12 Mar 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll. Finally a band that does things properly.

ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 05 Mar 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Remember, they're Nazi's. Actual, like, totally real ones and stuff.

ROXETTE, JOYRIDE || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 26 Feb 2023 04:00:00 +0000

The first podcast ever live from a prison cell. Brain tumor's, leather pants and Sweedish accents.

THE BATMAN || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 19 Feb 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Skip to the bit where we talk about Ezra Miller.

BLACK SABBATH, PARANOID || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 12 Feb 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Shocking & completely fake audio recording reveals Dave Ghrol tensions in Nirvana. Will they break up?

Battlefield Earth || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 05 Feb 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Underrated masterpiece dissected and explained for dummies.

INXS, Kick || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 29 Jan 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Includes an important PSA for your safety. Also, we raise money for devastated millionaires struggling after a storm event. Please give generously.

Cake, Comfort Eagle || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 22 Jan 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Does nothing please Brad? No. Nothing.

Stripes || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 15 Jan 2023 04:00:00 +0000

We get bored and talk about muffs.

Kings of Leon, Youth & Young Manhood || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 08 Jan 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Our trans fetish continues

Wonder Woman 1984 || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 01 Jan 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Life's short. How to score hot grannies.

The Cult, Sonic Temple || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 25 Dec 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Scientology explained for stupid people.

The Quick & The Dead || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 18 Dec 2022 04:00:00 +0000

The first naked, non-gay podcast in a hot tub. Something about a movie.

The Distillers, Coral Fang || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 11 Dec 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Mostly just talking about Brody's tight pants.

RAMBO (2008) || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 04 Dec 2022 04:00:00 +0000

We discuss how average looking people have sex.

The Prodigy, The Fat of the Land || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 27 Nov 2022 04:00:00 +0000

In a very special episode of Pointless & Confused, we discuss why we don't think you're on enough drugs.

The Princess Bride || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 20 Nov 2022 04:00:00 +0000

A mischevious women seduces a defenceless farm boy only to run away and marry the king, before she changes her mind and dumps him too.

Lennon / Ono, Double Fantasy || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 13 Nov 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Lennon's final album analyzed in depth.

Brightburn || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 06 Nov 2022 04:00:00 +0000

A young go getter navigates girl trouble and parents who just don't get it. We play spot the boobs and discuss our varying financial positions.

Reckless, Bryan Adams || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 30 Oct 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Hit after, hit, after WTF, after hit, after hit, after WTF... repeat.

Uncharted || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 23 Oct 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Critically acclaimed masterpiece from visionary director, featuring mega-stars giving their all with probably the greatest script of all time.

Siamese Dream, The Smashing Pumpkins || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 16 Oct 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Billy Corgan's masterpiece or a whiny, polished turd? We explore...

The Game || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 09 Oct 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Michael Douglas got cancer licking Catherine Zeta Jones' private parts. We explore.

Rammstein, Mutter || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 02 Oct 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Probably the worst podcast ever.

Prey || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 25 Sep 2022 04:00:00 +0000

A young man seeks adventure on a mysterious planet. His vacation is ruined by some bitch with a chip on her shoulder.

Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 18 Sep 2022 05:00:00 +0000

We talk about sausage wallets.

Talladega Nights || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 11 Sep 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Will Ferral stars as Will Ferral in a Will Ferral production. Is it as funny as we remembered it?

Crowded House || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 04 Sep 2022 05:00:00 +0000

The kiwi Jesus, Nil Fun, delivers the goods.

Pirahna 3D || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 28 Aug 2022 05:00:00 +0000

It's a titty movie.

Wheel, Resident Human || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 21 Aug 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Successors to Tools throne or knock-off hacks from a some stupid country no-one's ever heard of? We think so you don't have to.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 14 Aug 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Crime thriller starring Jim Carrey as a sexy detective who must track down a missing fish while perpetrating hate crimes against the LGBTQIA+ community.

Faith No More, Angel Dust || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 07 Aug 2022 05:00:00 +0000

What good are the Swiss? The boys discover hidden meaning in the song titles.

Casino || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 31 Jul 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Historical crime drama from master film maker Martin Scorcese.

Radiohead, OK Computer || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 24 Jul 2022 05:00:00 +0000

We discuss the greatest album of all time and all it's crap songs. Sign up to our only fans page for sexy snaps.

My Chemical Romance, The Black Parade || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 17 Jul 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Details of Dan's sex harem revealed. Manage to talk about MCR briefly.

In Bruges || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 10 Jul 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Two feckin' fecks feckin' around in feckin' Bruges. Includes a feckin' midget. Diversity!

Harry's House || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 03 Jul 2022 05:00:00 +0000

We talk snatches and pearl necklaces.

Once upon a time in Hollywood || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 26 Jun 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Margot Robbie's feet star in QT's ninth film.

Avenged Sevenfold, Hail to the King || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 19 Jun 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Derivative non-sense or a solid classic album that will grow on you? How many band members have to kill themselves before they knock it on the head.

Metal Lords || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 12 Jun 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Pleasant fluff for dummies or a cinematic masterpiece for the non-discerning gentleman? We explore.

GNR, Use Your Illusion II || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 05 Jun 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Drugs, booze, tantrums and titties. Then after lunch we review GNR.

The Prestige || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 29 May 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Two perverts double team a woman under false pretenses in the name of magic!

Michael Jackson, Bad || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 22 May 2022 05:00:00 +0000

We manage to record an interesting podcast about a musician who led a quiet life without controversy.

Back to the Future || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 15 May 2022 06:54:18 +0000

Akward teen encourages his parents to have sex at his school dance.

Weezer, Blue Album || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 08 May 2022 08:50:04 +0000

Lop sided genius kicks members out of the band for unwanted babies. Wow, just wow.

Marilyn Manson, Mechanical Animals || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 01 May 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Dan's sordid sexual history with Brian Warner shockingly revealed.

The NeverEnding Story || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 24 Apr 2022 05:00:00 +0000

A hippy has mysteriously vanished and her creepy husband must evade capture while crushing his son's dreams.

Foo Fighters, The Colour and the Shape || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 17 Apr 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Stolen band members and putting up with Dave Grohl's shit to get a pay cheque. Dan struggles to find a word other than 'pussy' to describe this.

The Last of the Mohicans || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 10 Apr 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Daniel Day Lewis valiantly leaves his girlfriend to be raped, soaring music tells us he's doing it for the right reasons. So many off limit words, our hosts struggle to remain woke.

White Zombie, Astro-Creep 200 || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 03 Apr 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Repetitive noise or rocking good time? Talented film maker total hack? This is why there's no peace on earth and we can't have nice things.

The Green Mile || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 27 Mar 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Why did Tom Hank's balls not light up when Michael Clark Duncan cupped him tenderly. Another mystery of the universe?

Bush, Sixteen Stone || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 20 Mar 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Are Bush at the cool kids table? Once caught, how many months denying you banged the nanny is appropriate?

The Cell || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 13 Mar 2022 04:00:00 +0000

A nosey woman infiltrates the mind of a serial masterbator to bother children. There's a little thing called privacy, you know?

Korn, Follow the leader || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 06 Mar 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Meth fuelled problem child makes good album amongst orgies and inspite of crippling child hood tradgedies.

Red Notice || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 27 Feb 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Charasmatic handsome people phone in performances on studio film dumped on Netflix. For 20 million, you'd do it too.

The Beatles, Let it be || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 04:00:00 +0000

We discuess the album the Beatles threw in the bin that people can't stop talking about.

Collateral || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 13 Feb 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Jamie Fox agrees to drive Tom Cruise around L.A. then tries to run off at every opportunity. Scumbag.

David Bowie, Let's Dance || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 06 Feb 2022 04:00:00 +0000

David Bowie has sex with Mick Jagger. Stevie Ray Vaughn plucks his fiddle. Disco king Niles Rodgers produces. What could go wrong?

Scary Movie || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 30 Jan 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Anna Farris and Carmen Electra lead a cast of talented has-beens. We are outraged by the insensitivty of this film and retreat to our safe spaces in disgust. We start crying so the world will know how bad we feel.

Marcy Playground, self titled || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 23 Jan 2022 04:00:00 +0000

One hit wonder or misunderstood genius? What is a meat apron? What does sex smell like?

Gravity || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 16 Jan 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Amazing visuals. Confusing metaphors. Sandra Bullock stars as a woman in her underpants on a space adventure. George Clooney mansplains.

Nirvana, Bleach || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 09 Jan 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Kurt Cobain and the boys rocking hard. Should you raise a baby on heroin? We discuss the pros and cons.

The Conjuring || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 02 Jan 2022 04:00:00 +0000

100% true story scientifically documented by real ghost hunters. Stars Patrick WIlson, Vera Vermiggagaga.

Metallica, Black Album || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 26 Dec 2021 06:35:36 +0000

Did they sell out? Over produced or a perfect recording? Why does Kirk Wah-Wah so much. Mysterious of the universe explained for dummies who can't think for themselves.

Silverchair, Neon Ballroom || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 26 Dec 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Actually decent or crap beautified by nostalgia? Is Daniel Johns a beautiful shiny vampire or an over sensitive ninny muggins?

Britney vs Spears || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 19 Dec 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Free Britney! We hate everyone involved except Britney Spears. The boyfriend's are bums. Doco makers are on a trip of their own.

Mr Bungle, California || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 12 Dec 2021 04:00:00 +0000

It's magical, impeccabbile, un-excreciable. Mike Patton and the boys cause Anthony Keidis to throw a hissy fit.

Boss Level || FILM REVIEW

Sat, 04 Dec 2021 14:30:00 +0000

In depth analysis of a silly film. Mel Gibson's war efforts thought through to a logical conclusion. Naomi Watt's gives another powerhouse performance as "Woman". More nonsense from Joe Carnahan or a touching and emotional film about redemption?

Tool, Aenima || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 28 Nov 2021 04:40:00 +0000

The worst thing about Tool: Tool fans. Requesting Tool songs at bars in a civil manner. Maynard Keenan likes to wear bra's. No judgements.

Pearl Jam, Vs || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 28 Nov 2021 04:35:00 +0000

Chewing the fat over Peal Jam Vs. Just how short is Eddie Vedder? Serious artists or pretentious gits? Smashing guitars is fun.

Apollo 13 || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 28 Nov 2021 04:35:00 +0000

Is Bill Paxton the GOAT? Kevin Bacon's hog discussed in detail. Tom Hanks living in the shadow of Woody.

The Truman Show || FILM REVIEW

Sun, 28 Nov 2021 04:30:00 +0000

Jim Carrey stars in the Truman Show. A practical guide to keeping babies in captivity. Jim Carrey's sacrifice for art.

The Shins, Oh inverted world || ALBUM REVIEW

Sun, 28 Nov 2021 04:30:00 +0000

The Shins debut - Oh inverted world. We talk sacking the band. Recording drums in your Mom's kitchen. The pleasentness of being average.

Dune, 1984 || FILM REVIEW

Sat, 27 Nov 2021 05:05:00 +0000

We look at David Lynch's Dune, 1984. A psychedelic trip with vagina faced dick monsters, flying pedo’s, crappy guns and Sting in a Speedo.