The BOHRing Podcast

Bye, Bye BOHRing Podcast! Hello, The First Episode Podcast!

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 02:47:45 +0000

Our very last episode of the BOHRing podcast is also our pilot for the new show, which will launch mid-January: The First Episode Podcast! Where we watch, mock, and review the very first episodes of classics, and brand new TV. This episode: "Golden Girls" and "School Spirits".

Squid Games and Hockey WhoreMothers

Fri, 08 Dec 2023 05:39:25 +0000

You can get kicked off a pro hockey team for banging a teammates mom... WHO KNEW? Also, the Boys get into the new "Squid Game" reality gameshow! Also... You got Scheinder’d…that’s when I started hanging out at morgues…the clam was asking for it… ice fishing mishaps... I’ll watch, but not pay attention… shitting pants thespians… and rebooting the reboot of the reboot.

Claim to Lame

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 21:41:57 +0000

Here cums the Men In Black… Alcoholic timeline… Im here for the assistant puppeteer / housekeeper position… Me toooooo? Clipboard reincarnations… Back before he shot somebody... and we chat about "Claim to Fame."

Women Think They're Too Good for the Cheesecake Factory

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 19:29:45 +0000

A list made by terrible women of places not to take them on first dates... My uncle sending dick pics again… My electricity’s out because I’m a premature ejaculator… now go downtown with that teriyaki tongue… why is there a homeless guy passed out at our first date… When did we get a waterbed, oh that’s my ass implants… Love is [a] hard [dick]

The BOHRING Pod: Strong Black Witches of Color

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 03:36:30 +0000

Why would a blind man go to an aquarium? Because apparently it happens. Plus, "Am I the Asshole", and a new, TERRIBLE 90 Day Fiance starts. Also in this episode: Is that a tampon or termite…respectful bondage…lego dildos…Ric Flair dreams…trans nose jobs…my mom sleeps in my closet…baggage claim proposals…and Strong black witches of color!

The Hunter Biden Art Caper! Also, 90 Day Fiance Tell All.

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 02:44:36 +0000

Speaking to our computers! Grass Talk!! Bathtub Watch!!! Cum Vision!!!! Also…fart attacks…Escape Plan by Hunter Biden…Slaying on discord and selling fish. 90 Day Fiance Tell All!

Sexy MySpace Audio Catfishing

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 23:10:19 +0000

MySpace catfishing... Hawaii hotel room catfishing... Foster kid extended warranty... How do you fake an orgasm with a deaf guy? ...thou shalt nut your neighbors wife... 90 Day Beyond the 90 Days Fiance Finale!

A Penis Full of Toilet Snacks

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 03:43:02 +0000

Don’t fly on a plane with Tucker Carlson… First we smoked crack, and then things got fun… Bill Cosby’s penis snacks…Filipino Libertarian Deaf Scuba Diving Club… Sign language love-making… Now I have to use the toilet, but not to shit... One finger is ok, two is a sin.

You Got Butthole Boat Money / Mad Over Milk

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 03:29:08 +0000

Bring all your milkshakes to our yard as we chat about the pretend Hurricane in LA, Taryn Manning eating married butts, a milk-mad vendetta and wrap it all up with some astrology-obsessed autists on 90 Day Fiance.

Wine Coolers and Boner Tape

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 03:42:59 +0000

Home-Made Glory Hole Tips...Justin Trudeau isn't cool enough for the "Black Eye Club" ...Lizzo goes bananas...The Running Man or downtown Portland?... and was there buttsex or no buttsex on "90 Day Fiance?!" And wine coolers and boner tape... Subscribe to the podcast! https://redcircle.com/shows/e39b9e57-0dba-4bd6-b2e2-d3ad9c49a294

Hissing Bugs and The Men Who Poke Them

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 04:17:14 +0000

Brian discovers a terrifying new type of bug...and pokes it. Plus: I want to have sex with something as wet as the Panama Canal… dildo putters… I only take a shit at the Ritz… Wife living her best life on her back at the fraternity… 1 ticket to Fresno with a layover in Barbados… and she stole my man with her sign language...

This Sign Language is Making Me Horny

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 04:28:58 +0000

An incestous "Am I the Asshole"... does the MLB Home Run Derby suck?... 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days gets graphic with its sign language, and we're..."serving fish."

MILF of GOD

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 04:13:09 +0000

Piggy Cop Bros at "Porcfest", and we run through more "90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days" idiocy after a couple weeks off. Plus: Hey barber, make me look like Mark Davis… My one death wish wasted on Payne Stewart… Leave turds, go Birds… Catfishing your own son… Where’s my sleeping baseball cap? …Deaf money pox… and I’ll suck that D but I’m still heterosexual AF.

A Sex Robot You Can Trust, and We're Watching "90 Day Fiance" Again

Thu, 08 Jun 2023 03:19:21 +0000

A sex robot you can trust…your sizzle flaps are uh.. sizzlin... nerd gobblin mode… oh no, he was killed by a trunk… THE RETURN OF "90 DAY FIANCE" TALK… foam finger sign language… it’s a man baby! And "Love it or List It, Vietnam"

RIP Chain Mail Dresses - and Also Tina Turner.

Thu, 25 May 2023 03:56:00 +0000

I’m so emotional baby... oh, wrong abused black woman... Heaven is racist... you have to wear this horny collar to come in the house... We need an actress who looks like a fish damnit... Mermaid Gynecologist, M.D! And... butthole workout shorts.

Boston Crabs and Mexican Dons

Thu, 11 May 2023 03:28:36 +0000

Don is back from Mexico, where he could probably pass for a native despite his Jewish heritage. So, it's Mayan Pun Day! ...Why are homeless licking our porch? ...Negligent father of two, and raging drunk... Black Barbershop Airlines... and throw it in the mask pit with the others.

Trans Transformers and American Pie... But Korean

Fri, 28 Apr 2023 03:27:33 +0000

My garbage disposal has an input output problem… South Korea Presidential Karaoke, Rye Rye Ms. American Rye… Where are all the white women hookers at? And …Miami Vices and perfect 10s kidnapped by Israel arms smugglers...

Unsolved Mysteries: Acid Stripper Pee and Lost Vision

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 03:08:06 +0000

Central Virginia is the cure for baldness… An ice cream pun podcast… Is that Vince McMahon or an old Mexican? … and "Unsolved Mysteries": Acid Stripper Pee… plus an Easter edition of "What's in that Ass?!?!"

Tights, Muscles and Arrest Warrants

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 05:41:34 +0000

The Domestic Violence & Jokes podcast! ...Bill Cosby, as Danny Glover, as Lt. Murtaugh... You shall not be caught doing cocaine with your kayfabe WWF rival... And THAT's why you always say "allegedly" after incriminating yourself.

Post Bidet Stress Disorder

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 03:18:02 +0000

Typewriter Toilet Screenplays… Post Bidet Stress Disorder… and that's why there’s more steakhouses than whorehouses Mandarin cures Covid... Swami Gibberish… and Port-a-Potty drinking Creative differences.

Horses in Lamborghinis, and Women in Horses

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 04:48:48 +0000

Brian should have died by Monster Truck... How rich is too rich? ...Should women live in fake horses? ...F*cked forever to Bowser's theme music in Mario Bros... and a pretty hot chick running for comptroller in PA half naked...

Does Valentine's Day Kill Horse Jockeys?

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 03:56:02 +0000

On this Valentine's Day themed episode: The Fat Shaming Construction Company... Derailing Trains and cocaine for life... Moms teaching their kids proper stalking etiquette... Jockey Valentine’s Day death pools... PETA Approved chariot Racing League... and the epic return of America's favorite gameshow - "What's In That Ass?!"

Spankings Will Ruin Super Bowl and 10 Ways to Get Rid of a Body

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 03:54:53 +0000

Brian terrifies a small Asian child, Old Country Buffet makes the best training video in the world, a Google search history is murdery-good, would you date a woman that looks like an 8 years old? And spanking competitions ruin the Super Bowl.

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The Giant Turd Sculpture That Cured Racism

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 03:44:58 +0000

An Underground Railroad FOR PROSTITUTES... Did you use another ketchup condom or am I on my period? ...MLK Statue or Randy Marsh’s giant turd? ...Why is the Lincoln Monument smelling his fingers? ...Harry Carey Metal Detector and ...Love Connection Missed Connections hosted by Judge Steve Harvey!

Throwing Up Bricks of Champagne

Fri, 06 Jan 2023 04:03:26 +0000

Brian and Rico share their worst and funniest New Years Eve stories and recap the 2023 Rose Bowl experience. Plus, break down the weirdest porn searches of 2022 by state. Also... do you want that legroom... lost in Hong Kong... throwing up champaign bricks... alone and cold in the middle... floppy cocks and Australian asses... used underwear salesman... and that was YOU banging that fleshlight?

A BOHRing Birthday Xmas Hanukkah Yule Logging

Fri, 23 Dec 2022 16:46:59 +0000

It's Brian's birthday, so let's celebrate the worst gifts we've ever received! Also... Teaching Don the proper haiku format... You’ve been Game Jew’d... Santa’s sleigh bumps... Where’s the cocaine in this beanie baby? ...That’s not drug contraband, those are my gigantic coochie lips... and Shart Tanking ball bags.

Stats Are Disabled / Swipe Reich

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 04:13:44 +0000

Special guest Marc Clair joins the show! For: ...Stats are disabled... If you’re not jerking off the shower... Someone stole my combination lock again... No officer, I’ve never seen that fiance' before... Holocaust Deniers in Cars Drinking Coffee... Early Kayne... and Find your soulmate on Swipe Reicht!

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A BOHRing Thanksgiving 2022 ...with Chinese Arcade Fartists

Sun, 27 Nov 2022 17:44:47 +0000

Punching walls, punching the yard…The Hebrew Hammer, a Passover tradition …the Patrick Mahomes of Chimpanzees …Are those C cups or a semen hybrid? …From supermodels at the Lowe’s to grandmas at the Moose Lodge in 5 years... and Chinese arcade fartists.

Usually the CEO Uses This for Prostitutes...

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 03:53:34 +0000

This is where the CEO usually keeps his prostitutes…U-haul love it or list it…Homeless butt grabbing...Congressional hot or not… Sex move or wrestling move? ..and in MY court, we settle all custody disputes with a ladder match!

Alaskan Puppeteers and How Anal Beads Fueled D-Day

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 02:42:59 +0000

Our old buddy Mahoney joins the show... Adult gender reveals... mystery Alaskan puppeteer... pee ice Jackson Pollocks... Dick Van Dyke open bar coming out party... it got really tough to get a date after the bear massacre... panty blast fundraisers... and how anal beads fueled D-Day.

Best Worst Meals Ever and Snail Turd Winnebegos

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 02:53:12 +0000

... I thought I was hosting SNL… Johnny Depp-ositions…coming soon to Sexy Court TV …Snail Winnebegos…oh wait, that’s dog poop… One large ketchup and american cheese pizza… And a very special Bohring Bingbong!

Depravity in Zero Gravity: Best Worst Movies

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 02:58:53 +0000

We go through our favorite "Best Worst Movies," but also... Rape culture and a clip show... Vomiting in a clown costume... A live hurricane call in... Is that an alien taking a shit ...Hulk Hogan versus Nic Cage... And depravity in zero gravity.

Would You Like Your Placenta in Pill or Lego Form?

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 03:03:47 +0000

A little place where they’re not tight as a drum... All the jaundice jokes... Accidental black face... Would you like your placenta in a pill or lego?... Don’s Deuces - tales from the road! A dildo full of dead people... and a terrible sandwich.

Lizzo's VMA Paper Mache Volcano Dress w/ Guest Jon Shefsky

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 02:55:16 +0000

That's the JFK peephole... The wind that cools my balls... Parachute, 4th grade paper mache volcano or dress? ...More flour in my milk, please... How’s she’s supposed to finger her ass with those nails... And WHAT'S in that….DICK!? With guest Jon Shefsky.

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Well, I Would Rather Screw the Mannequin.

Thu, 18 Aug 2022 05:31:54 +0000

The BOHRing Podcast, now with 40% more dick fat! ...Who would you f*ck first, the mannequin or the lead singer? ..."Blossom", Tik Tok originator... Pregnant Perfume, yay or nay? ...and...Quantum George Foreman!

Stripper Backed Currency Would Stop Inflation

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 02:51:55 +0000

An electric episode of the Bohring podcast… now with lightning sound effects… provided by Police Academy: Mission to Moscow star Michael Winslow… Who’s still alive! …dialysis for the vaccinated... and Stripper backed currency stops inflation.

Joe Dirt Wins the British Open & Muppets are Racist

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 02:54:15 +0000

The BOHRing Podcast: now with 100% less O’s and 1000% less awkward pauses!… Roadkill seals… Backyard two hand touch and rub… Word is out, take Big Bird out from the right…and Joe Dirt wins the British Open.

Bradley Cooper's Swimming in Used Weiner Water

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 02:47:44 +0000

Moose out front should’ve told you…Still sucks, and smells like urine…Worst deal with the devil EVER…make it a double, I got to pick my daughter up…What do prostitutes like?…What’s in the box, I AM! Plus, Zach Wilson bangs his mom's best friend, and Bradley Cooper slums it.

The Truth Behind Old, Naked Locker Room People EXPOSED

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 02:39:42 +0000

Insect farts Covid study, brought to you by Pfizer... They’re scouting for the Gay-I-A... Trump pwns nude gym class swimming... maybe THAT's why old men are always naked in the locker room... why are you in the pit, and any last words before we fill it in with cement? ...and drinking alone in San Diego.

Trump Debunks Lesbian Native American Dream Scissoring

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 13:41:07 +0000

Trump debunks lesbian Native American dream scissoring... Four weddings at a funeral home... Used needle javelin toss... Shallow asshole squats... YOU say she was walking to the bathroom, I say she was trying to put her finger up my butt... No, THAT’s because you’re black.

What's Having Sex On Your Face? We Tell You.

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 02:42:55 +0000

Deshaun Watson: WWE manager... Baker Mayfield, midget wrestler... Vince McMahon, pants orgasm-er! Ring Doorbell Ugly Testers (TM)... What's having sex in your face pores?... $6 Bohring Bucks to cure inflation...and Prenup Phone apps!

Getting STDs in Cars is Finally Profitable

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 03:07:11 +0000

STDs are FINALLY paying off big... Did the Big Tornado Lobby cover up Philadelphia tornados? ...When do dead cats stop smelling? ...Don’t be a dumb old bitch, don’t get eaten by a shark... Two car bumper stickers... and two season passes for the wastewater treatment tour please!

Running Trains: Everything to Know About Tooting

Thu, 09 Jun 2022 02:58:05 +0000

This episode is all about TRAINS. Pulling out of women and pulling into cars... The eroticism of coal dust... You never played Moleman? "...I am not a crooked nail! ...Trainforce One... That's why they're called RAILS of cocaine - do your research!

Deshaun Watson's Massage School For Wayward Girls

Thu, 02 Jun 2022 02:50:49 +0000

Reno, the lobster capital of the world... Two orders of boob sweat please... Amber Heard is like Hillary Clinton... It would’ve been acceptable in Egypt... DeShaun Watson’s massage school for wayward girls... You’re shoveling that pile of shit all wrong... and KNOW. YOUR. TRAIN. HISTORY, AMBER!

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Dad, Pass the "Period Crunch", Please

Thu, 26 May 2022 03:50:59 +0000

Orgasming toy poop turtles... It might just be the vibrator in your ass... Dad, pass me a bowl of that Period Crunch please... It’s number 1 on the Serbian Punk Rock Trance Billboard Chart... Sorry I couldn’t be on the show, my head was in someone's ass.

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It's Not Cheating If It Doesn't Have a Soul

Thu, 19 May 2022 03:19:44 +0000

Robot strip shows… it’s not cheating, if it doesn’t have a soul… sudden onset bra dementia… she repeats all the talking points, but she’s also racist... you don’t understand, the vodka is for my dog… it's a wider problem beyond burritos!

BOHR 51: Amber Heard Did Blow In Court

Thu, 12 May 2022 04:52:53 +0000

Did Amber Heard do blow bumps in court? Our expert jury decides... Guns and Japanese wrestling mix... Paige is the SATAN of Summer House... and any idiot should be able to design a parachute suit...She has two urethras... It’s not gonna beat the butt-plug billboard

BOHR 50: STDs Are A Myth

Thu, 05 May 2022 02:38:51 +0000

BOHRing Rebrand II? When is too soon for sex jokes with Dad? Are STDs a myths? Is that Anne Frank’s diary in your ass? Are you dressed as the black Cat in a Hat? And Chlamydia... that’s a beautiful name.

BOHR 49: Pink Flamingo Butt Fingering

Thu, 28 Apr 2022 03:30:09 +0000

They call those “spinners" ...top the Steal Part II, Process Server Boogaloo... Two Men in a (Vegas) Bathroom... The New Diet Cocaine... 90 Day Hologram Fiance...Did you contract dwarfism?

BOHR 48: If You're Going to Bang a Lizard, Bring Your Friends!

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 13:21:07 +0000

Stop coughing, Brian! Larry David stole my material... So I was fInger banging the bone in my throat... The beer propaganda... I didn’t think you were being racist before, but now I do... Here’s your ear back, sorry I kept it so long... and if you're going to bang an endangered lizard, make it a party.

BOHR 47: Why Would You Wear Cologne in Cleveland?

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 02:34:22 +0000

Abstract art or clogged toilet? ...Why would I put on cologne in CLEVELAND? ...Do you have any of those typewriters with a cock coming out of it? ...True story, he paid me a $100 to smell my dick... Too much whining on "Summer House," and an extended "Before the 90 Days" Tell-All Recap!

BOHR 46: Congressional Wheelchair Coke Jockeys

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 02:51:22 +0000

A Very Stone Cold DUI at Wrestlemania... Mister Congressman, we need to talk, I’ll bring the cocaine! ...Are you bald? Are you sick of banging your wife? Try our new bacon sweat! ...Where’s a franchise QB get a sloppy cheesesteak blowjob in this town? Madonna goes full freak ...and WHO’S DRAINING YOUR BALLS, GINO?

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BOHR 45: There's No Chopsticks At This Whorehouse?

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 05:51:31 +0000

And that’s how we created a nephilim... Don’t worry about that insane old man, he’s just Irish... I couldn’t find chopsticks ANYWHERE in the whorehouse... Not sure how I ended up with my cock out... How many times can you regift a butt plug?.. Wait you’re NOT buying the blueberry vodka for a high school cheerleader?

BOHR 44: Maybe She's Born With It...Or Maybe It's a Half D**k

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 03:28:28 +0000

Maybe she’s born with it, or maybe it's a half dick... How do you know if you don’t ask? ...Cleveland could be worse than Ukraine... Joke’s on you, take it out of my tip... So I got this boner, what are we gonna do about it? ...AND 90 DAY FIANCE TALK is back, for one day only!

BOHR 43: The TSA Gets Kinky

Thu, 17 Mar 2022 03:45:48 +0000

Don’t go to sleep with covid… TSA rubber gloves, ribbed for your pleasure… Calm down polar bear… 5 am St. Patrick's Day concussions... Sorry about the anal, I’m color blind… Read the sign, we only do ass-related autopsies!

BOHR 42: How Did MY Baby Get in YOUR Uterus?

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 04:34:51 +0000

How did MY baby get in YOUR uterus? ...Hmmm, DO you deserve better? ...He’s not gay, he’s just sober... Never pay a hooker up front... Veal Gordon-Levitt, fashion icon... Douches do Paris Fashion Week! Plus. "Summer House" reactions.

BOHR 41: That's How I Got a Scab in My Vag

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 04:26:45 +0000

And that’s how I got a scab in my vagina... the Nancy Pelosi cha-cha-cha... How much coke can you do with a pig heart? A gay male prostitute... in a way. I would NEVER play as a dwarf in WoW you SOB! Kyle is coked-up on Summer House... And We could all only be so lucky as a dead bee on a hot day.

BOHR 40: Topless Oiled-Up Texas Politicians!

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 05:45:54 +0000

Mom, Dad…I’m Black. Hey here’s joke, smash my head, now I’m dead… It’s a Black Tie gimp suit… Thomas C. Howell is tied up in my trunk… Freeze my dick twice, shame on me… No shoes, no service, no ranch.

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BOHR 39: Wait, Is That IN The D**k??

Thu, 17 Feb 2022 04:24:47 +0000

Spray painted summer sausages... Stay out of The Hamptons, Howie!... Social justice cramps... if only we were cousins... you’re bringing fecal matter everywhere... is it IN the dick?? Plus we finally get into 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days.

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BOHR 38: Truck You!

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 14:38:47 +0000

Worst show ever… Getting into Fisting 101… Pig heart Vice President… Planned Parenthood to lockdown pipeline… Early onset pancreatitis… and many, MANY awkward pauses!

BOHR 37: Lot Lizard Convoys and Fake Bachelor Party Interventions, Inc.

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 04:38:52 +0000

You look like a "Becker" kind of guy... Where the Lot Lizards at?!.. Advanced nipple-blurring TV tech... Are we looking for Shia LaBeouf or Justin Trudeau… "Below Deck" goes off the radar after Rayna tanks the season... and Fake Bachelor Party Interventions, INC.

BOHR 36: Ghost Dicks and DMT Passports

Thu, 27 Jan 2022 04:30:30 +0000

DMT passports... Just tell everyone you got AIDS from ghost dicks... Everyone Hates Rayna... B-A-N-A-N-A-... We’re gonna beat the selfish lover out of you... And where Howie’s Ubers end (hint: rest stops).

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BOHR 35: Joe Biden's Moon Cart Emporium

Thu, 20 Jan 2022 04:49:46 +0000

Joe Biden’s Moon Cart Emporium... I didn’t come on your back, that was just my covid... Not banging fatties is white supremacy! ...Why is there hot sauce in my cooch? ...You have chlamydia…of the throat... and grab your BOHRing beer bong cause we got a new show! "Summer House" is back!

BOHR 34: Twin Vagina Murder Mysteries

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 04:23:54 +0000

SugarFarts.com, Twin Vagina Murder Mysteries, Family electrocution fun time game, He’s got autism you dumb bitch, Fauci’s 5 second rule, and WHERE THE FUCK IS HOWIE?

BOHR 33: Yo Ho Hos and a Bottle of (90 Day Fiance) Farts

Thu, 06 Jan 2022 04:21:04 +0000

What 90 Day Fiance tart is farting in jars for cold, hard cash? Will Rico die? And do Covid Booster shots have side effects that may include WOLVES? All that and more on this week of The BOHRing Pod!

BOHR 32: Mistletoe Belt Buckles

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 04:38:48 +0000

On a special Christmas Episode: Assless chaps, yes!... chapstick, no! All I want for Christmas is to be pegged... Charlamagne tha God, progenitor of Europe... You went to CLOWN COLLEGE, Amber!... and Mistletoe Belt Buckles.

BOHR 31: Blown Out Sugar Buttholes

Thu, 16 Dec 2021 04:35:20 +0000

Blown out sugar buttholes... twerking brides... too FBI coked up to fuck a prostitute... snails can only race so far in the bayou... 90 Day Fiancé redzone channel... and just say yes to Nancy Reagan.

BOHR 30: Hairless Cats and the Women Who Breastfeed Them

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 04:36:25 +0000

Hairless cats and the women who breast feed them... Can you take some steroids before you put it up my butt? ...Decoy dick scavenger hunt with unlimited COCKtails... And one candy cane up your ass for 7 days to cure sciatica, all this week!

BOHR 29: If We're Counting Prostitutes, I Have No Idea.

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 04:44:39 +0000

Howie tries to quit the show, AGAIN… Is that Fat Odie or is that Officer Favre? ..I’ll have an American 9/11 please… one Playgirl, a cucumber, and KY jelly, bagged, please ...Don’t hang out with white people, they take your game away…and did Magic Johnson eat horse paste??

A Very BOHRing Thanksgiving 2021

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 17:36:51 +0000

Do dinosaurs have souls, or at least their own bibles? Mexican trains... gay Thanksgiving dominos... how many boxes (of Thanksgiving sides) would you eat... and where did you put that bottle of wine... All that and much, much more on a very special Thanksgiving BOHRING show!

BOHR 27: You've Cured My Winter Vagina!

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 04:33:11 +0000

America’s Funniest Home Videos comes to the BOHRing Pod when something falls on Brian's head ...WWE erotic fan fiction live readings ...Urethra Franklin and the Golden Showers ...Winter vagina is on the way ...And that extra .4 inches really makes all the difference. Plus a new, WWII style What's In That Ass?!?!

BOHR 26: One Vagina, One Vote!

Thu, 11 Nov 2021 04:25:03 +0000

On this week's riveting episode: One vagina, one vote... Someone, somewhere put their dick in it... Who killed Natalie Wood? Funeral home sex parties... and a bang(s)-free OnlyFans double entendre! Plus Bourbon Thermos Man gets mad on "Below Deck."

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BOHR 25: Autoerotic Asphyxiation - The Silent Killer

Thu, 28 Oct 2021 04:33:45 +0000

A Halloween themed “Tales from the Frat” and so many questions: Is auto-asphyxiation the silent killer? Is French short for “English Gay?” Can I add a shot of vodka to that nyquil? Why would a bald man frost his tips? And can we get a bigger cocaine / vaccine study sample size already?

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BOHR 24: Semi-Porous Bourbon-Soaked Nuts

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 03:41:14 +0000

Have you or a loved one been fucked to death by a horse? Will my balls soak up this whiskey? Crackhead leprechauns from the past? Doctor, are you telling me that thing in my ass was made out of STONE? …And can someone get this lightbulb out of my mouth?!

BOHR 23: Yachting While Black & Wedding Day Balls

Thu, 14 Oct 2021 03:14:51 +0000

Wait, who's on Mushroom Dust? "Squid Games" starring "90 Day Fiance's" Jiiiiihooon...Hazing with Helmet Kegs…Oh, and here’s a wedding day picture of my injured balls. Plus a rerun edition of "What’s in That Ass!"

BOHR 22: Help Wanted: Fart Absorbing Panty Models

Thu, 07 Oct 2021 03:46:15 +0000

Fart absorbing panties… and the men who sniff them. How Homeless Howie ruined Thanksgiving… again. And how to live life with only one eyebrow and “insert cock here” written on your back. All for you on this very episode!

BOHR 21: Butthole Probing McDonald's Bots and Racist Grandmas

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 03:36:16 +0000

Frayed butthole jeans… blue dick covid… Madonna’s brother’s best friend's giant jar of cocaine… Whose grandmother ISN’T racist?… Which white people are the worst… And don’t forget to play along with America’s number one game show, WHAT’S IN THAT ASS?!?!

BOHR 20: Diarrhea Jones and the Bloody Eye Flu

Thu, 23 Sep 2021 03:53:26 +0000

Brian may be out this week with Covid (or because he’s on the run in Florida, or with novel “bloody eye” flu, but we still got all the answers to questions you never asked. Would you rather have spare golf club on the course to pee in, or fuck? Is the floater concoction of stale natty light and cigarette butts a sure fire way to boat your immune system? And when does Captain Sandy get fired on Below Deck? All that and much more, this week on the BOHRing show.

BOHR 19: ValeDICKtorians and Queef Quantum Leap

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 03:52:29 +0000

We got double-donkey face mutants, pre-jizzed on prom dresses, and a telethon drive for Brian to stick a (non-hardboiled) egg up in his ass! We ponder whether Lexi on Below Deck will be cancelled... starting NOW, and when Queef Quantum Leap will finally get the green light by network TV. And we bong one out for one of all-time our favorite comics and non-sequitur story tellers. We love you Norm!

BOHR 18: Bringing Bras to Ethiopia

Thu, 09 Sep 2021 04:41:03 +0000

It's a pandemic of fun...or is a PANDA-emic of koala Chlamydia? What goes better with your favorite podcast than our brand new Gay Goose Vodka, made with 100% bi-curious potatoes? We discuss why Ariela is empirically the worst human in 90 Day Fiance history and ponder how the laziest character on Below Deck somehow is a supervisor. All that and a midget side-piece being lowered from a Mexican roof this week on the BOHRing pod!

BOHR 17: A Lisping Hussie, a Giggling Mormon and "Taliban Double Dare!"

Thu, 02 Sep 2021 04:45:25 +0000

We may be all out female condom (and finger condoms for that matter), but we got mustache guards, reverse merkins, and pubic hair patches for bald podcasters. We solved the homeless crisis with the help of old Playboys, and then create the Middle East’s favorite new game show, "Taliban Double Dare!" And we got a new castmate on "Below Deck" who has a speech impediment...that she intentionally kept... and a whole new season of "90 Day Fiancé" to discuss.

Ep 16: Little Caesars' Four-Way P*ssy Pizza is Confusing

Thu, 26 Aug 2021 04:46:46 +0000

It’s all-dick, all the time on this week’s Bohring podcast! Do you have the penis of a 19-year old college girl? Would you rather eat a really hot piece of pizza… or have sex with it? And where do you need to pierce your junk to get a callout from a reddit "missed connection" gal? It’s like shark week, but with cock! COCKWEECK! We also do the "90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After" tell-all finale, the latest "Below Deck Med," and America's favorite game: "WHAT'S IN THAT ASS?"

BOHR 15: 90 Day Fiance HEA Tell-All and Eating Faces on Bath Salts

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 04:35:14 +0000

Are you sick of people comparing “Below Deck” to the Federal Reserve? Did Howie officially join the Taliban? And have you gained an inordinate amount of weight eating faces while on bath salts? Listen to the Bohring show…and do some cocaine! We also get into the “90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After” tell-all, in addition to our usual shenanigans. Join our patreon for bonus shows at Http://www.patreon.com/bohringpod

BOHR 14: WHAT'S IN THE BOX? And Charlie v. Andrei Finally Happens

Thu, 12 Aug 2021 04:22:34 +0000

Ever wondered… if you were a wife, tasked with keeping a metal mystery box in your fridge you couldn't open and your husband raced home from work after hearing you ...took it out of the fridge... what would you think? What would you do? Would you OPEN IT? We ask that, plus weigh in on the "90 Day Fiance" fight the world was waiting for that finally (kinda) happened: Charlie vs. Andrei! Also, on “Below Deck,” Lloyd is "90% straight" then another riveting game of "What's in That Ass?!"

BOHR 13: Crapping Your Pants in a Roach Filled Fridge

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 03:50:31 +0000

It’s another episode of the BOHRing show, and speaking of shit what a theme we have this week! Where else would you go to pass out after drunkenly crapping your pants but a broken roach filled refrigerator? What else would you use a bidet for? And has Bravo finally found their biggest piece of shit human yet on "Below Deck"?

BOHR 12: I’m a Holiday Man and She Had Titties Like Snow Globes

Thu, 29 Jul 2021 04:04:56 +0000

Put your tit away! But not for a holiday man making it rain with his PPP loan. Also find out whether cocaine stops Covid, whether Howie’s amateur stripping got a cook fired, and why giving the middle finger to random strangers might be the highlight of your day.

BOHR 11: Shoulda Tied a String on That…

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 03:51:39 +0000

Glory Hole Escape Rooms or a Glory Hole themed non-profit? Was I supposed to tie a string on that before shoving it up my butt? And why is there such a pent up demand for ebony pipe layers on Craigslist??? Oh, and Roy Orbison Jr. is a DELIGHT.

BOHR 10: Holli Molli Glori-Holly (Glory Holes)

Thu, 15 Jul 2021 03:32:34 +0000

Have you recently been avoiding your favorite glory hole because of their poor musical selections? Are you tired of missing out on true love because the woman at the little league field wiggling her toes at you hasn’t checked her lost connections this week? Tune in this week to get answers to those, and a whole new meaning on you spin me right round.

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BOHR 9: Walmart Hookers & Chef McPussyKnee Returns to Below Deck

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 04:23:50 +0000

Wondering if you missed a connection on Craigslist from a Walmart prostitute? Well this is the episode for YOU! Plus, some chick steals all the birds from old women in her neighborhood, then on “Below Deck Med” Chef Matthew McPussyKnee returns to the boat to admit he’s just a huge bitch that got scared and wasn’t hurt at all. That and much more this week on THE BOHRING POD!

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BOHR 8: Starting...NOW.

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 03:36:34 +0000

Do you have what it takes to tell a person they have AIDS? Are you always the person saying something wildly offensive and just wish there was a way to wipe the slate clean immediately? And will breathing methane through a toilet tube be the thing that saves your life in a hotel fire? All that, plus we break down a brand new season of “Below Deck Mediterranean!”

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BOHR 7: Cement Enema: Cemenema?

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 03:43:39 +0000

How many 15% local beers does it take for a podcaster to lose his shirt? How do you call a Ukrainian a hooker without getting caught? And who gets cancelled first, and/or who gets CIA "suicided” first for an unmentionable conspiracy cutting to the core of America’s democracy? Then to finish up the episode, an unforgettable “What’s in That Ass?”

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BOHR 6: A Strictly Creampie Business

Fri, 18 Jun 2021 03:40:37 +0000

Is it Am I the Asshole, or is it What’s IN your asshole? What exactly is doughnut dick? Did Asuelu open the door for the capital insurrectionists? And how does one plan for a 70th birthday / wedding / swinger’s party DURING A PANDEMIC!

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BOHR 5: Face Eating on an RV Trip to HELL

Thu, 10 Jun 2021 03:43:34 +0000

Want to pass a 14 hour RV ride with your fame hungry degenerate in-laws? Tune in to find out how to buy a patent approved chinstrap double dildo, and get it autographed by the entire BOHRing show cast! We’ll also share how to save your hard-earned money on costly gym memberships and get into shape with Natalie’s amazing 7 minute chopped wood workout. No questions who the assholes are this week. It’s us!

BOR 4: Angela’s Coochie Wiper

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 03:44:46 +0000

The BORing Podcast: the show that always causes your significant other to show up 3 hours late. This week, tune in to find out who was wiping Angela’s coochie, and how to hire Andrei to demolish your friends kitchen…as a gag! Also: tips on how to tell if your neighbors are having a swingers party; whether it’s ok to have a beer in a port-a-potty; and if we can salvage a wearable pet habitat on “Shart Tank.”

BOR 3: Foreskin Mullets & Asuelu Divorce Bombshells

Thu, 27 May 2021 04:47:25 +0000

The show welcomes a very special (permanent?) guest who solicits opinions on the merits of a foreskin mullet, why Ukraine is the place for Spring Break, and burying Moldovan hookers! Plus, on "90 Day Fiance", Asuelu’s father-in-law hilariously breaks the news to Asuelu that his wife is really, really, thinking about a divorce.

TBP 2: Rectal Centrifuges

Thu, 20 May 2021 04:10:04 +0000

On the second incredible episode of The BORing Podcast: Are you looking to spice up your love life with a role-playing Samoan? Sick of a coworker coming into the office smelling of fox urine? Or wondering how to get that object out of your anus without the embarrassment of going to the ER? Tune in for solutions to all these problems and much, much more!

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TBP 1: Handjobs are HORRIBLE

Thu, 13 May 2021 04:50:50 +0000

It might be a brand new format, but it’s the same three assholes you’ve hated for the first 50 shows. After discussing the various reasons we hate each other, we wrap up the Summer House finale and hopefully Hannah’s reality show career. Then on 90 Day Fiance we ponder Asuelu's credit rating, Chuck’s business acumen, and Andrei’s skills to pay the bills. Plus: On our “Am I The Asshole” segment - a chick is pissed her parents skipped her online graduation to shop for her sister.

B&B 49: The LAST Bravo & Beer Ever?

Thu, 06 May 2021 04:12:54 +0000

In a somber “farewell”, Bravo and Beer looks to Summer House’s Hannah as inspiration on how to overcome overwhelming adversity and victimization. Then it’s on to the pressing questions of the 90 Day: why do African men love giant, droopy boobs? Has Mike out-Colted Coltie, and how much more Andrei-Charlie drama can we take?

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B&B 48: Asking a Nun If She's Pregnant

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 03:46:44 +0000

Break out the beer bongs! A new show to be reviewed but the same 3 assholes doing the reviewing. This week we break down how many kilograms of sugar per day is acceptable on a standard weight loss plan, why being a multi-state exterminator is more difficult than earning a medical degree, and just how much prime real estate a part time job at the yogurt hut pays for. And there’s also a fake wedding to celebrate on the Summer House! And on "Am I The Asshole" we discuss asking a nun if she's pregnant.

B&B 47: Des Drops a Derby Deuce on Summer House

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 16:05:00 +0000

The crew breaks down a downer of a Kentucky Derby party on Summer House and super awkward interaction of Des, the 45 year old man who is Hanna's boyfriend. In the second half of the show the boys rip into the awful 90 Day Part 2 Tell All.

B&B 46: Derpface Bangs in a Bathroom & 90 Day Tell All!

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 04:05:26 +0000

No “courtesy boners” for Des this week in his Summer House debut! The site of Hannah is the only viagra that old man needs.

In the 90 Day Tell All, Jovi provides an expert breakdown on lap dances, but not on how to beat a lie detector! Tarik puts in his application to be Shaun Robinson’s replacement, and Natalie finds out the monster under the bigfoot haircut was actually Mike’s mom and she was scheming this whole time to derail the wedding. Grab your favorite flavor of Lover Boy and come join the wild ride.

BB 45: “I’ll Give You a Weird Handjob”

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 05:00:43 +0000

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s off to work we go...at Uncle Beau’s new daycare for wayward children. Here, children (and adults) are taught everything they need! Which pants go with what color wife beater at a wedding! How to scam your way to getting free vacations to Mexican prisons and Serbian riot zones! And how to set your Belizean Bumble profile to get free money from middle age American cat moms. Plus "Am I The Asshole" with perverted mirror people!

B&B 44: 3 Weddings, and a Funeral…for Luke from “Summer House”

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 04:15:22 +0000

Buckle up buttercups, this week is full of shocking developments. Hannah finally admits that at the heart of all the trouble she causes is a lack of self esteem. Jovi decides to put down the bottle for good. And Mike and Brandon deliver the beautiful brides the weddings they’ve always dreamed of. Join us for an April Fools edition of Bravo and Beer!

B&B 43: Can I Have the Ring Back? How About a Hug?

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 04:41:00 +0000

It’s March Madness baby, and we break down all the matchups the fans clamor for. Who’s got the better dick pic: Colt or Jovi? Did Andrew come back from behind and overtake Mike as the shows biggest asshole? And who will be the first to accept a one-time offer of 20 American dollars to appear on the podcast: Harris or Ryan? Tune in and find out!

B&B 42: Old Chicks in Pigtails

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 03:33:10 +0000

Come cure your St. Patrick’s Day hangover with the hair of the dog on this week’s Bravo & Beer. Is your headache from all the Guinness? Or is it from trying to figure out exactly when did Hannah become a comic? Whose engagement ring is in whose butthole? Why did Amira have to quarantine in a riot zone? And why did Uncle Beau fall through the ceiling? All this and more on B&B.

B&B 41: Johnny Damon's DUI is Art Set to Sirens

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 04:27:21 +0000

It’s deja vu all over again! Johnny Damon surprises and thrills in an unexpected return to the airwaves of Bravo & Beer. Hannah once again exasperates all with her indefensible behavior, but is she more infuriating than the unholy 90-Day trinity of Andrew, Brandon, and Mike? Tune in to find out!

B&B 40: Hannah, take out the F*CK’N TRASH

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 05:33:05 +0000

In this week’s B&B: on Summer House: should we fact check derp-caster Hannah's podcast? Will she ever take out the trash?

Then: the Real Housewives of ATL party with well-endowed strippers when (they think) the cameras are off. Who’s sitting on whose face?

Finally we ponder the age old question of how many chickens a Tunisian can fit in a dishwasher, how best to catfish Tarik & Hazel, and whether the K1 visa application allows for a substitution of party.

B&B 39: I'm Much Beautiful Than You!

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 05:04:32 +0000

First, some vital DOOR TALK. Then, Odie breaks down the #BelowDeck reunion (which Brian and Rico were too stupid to be aware of). Later, some of the hosts defect from Team Natalie and Team Jovi on #90DayFiance. Then, as we start up #SummerHouse, one of America’s podcasters is crying because the man who declines to consummate their non-relationship is “obsessed” with her (her words, not reality). Oh, and we have a website now! www.bravoandbeer.com

B&B 38: The Best Breakup is a Firing

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 05:47:14 +0000

Elizabeth finally gets fired (to her shock) on Below Deck. James is DELIGHTED. Francesca has her cake when she sees her arch-enemy off, and gets to eat it too. Literally! And then covid kills the season.

90 Day Fiance brings Stephanie at the end of a meth-hula hoop binge, Uncle Beau owns Mike’s heart in a way Natalie never could dream of, and Andrew is a huge piece of crap.

B&B 37: "A Stingray is Softer Than a Vagina"

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 05:25:45 +0000

No "90 Day" because of the Super Bowl? Blasphemy! But we still have "Below Deck" (where a certain tart gets fired) and we do a bit of the ol' side-eye at "Summer House" to fill the void after Below Deck's season finale next week.

Bravo & Beer Ep. 36: Elderly Doomsday-Prepping Seniors...and SEX!

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 05:26:48 +0000

It’s another episode of Bravo & Beer, and where would you rather be? Other than maybe a swingers cruise with QA-Ron and his brillo-headed bride, Betty? Tune in to find out the pressing questions of #90DayFiance, like what is the appropriate amount of alcohol to imbibe while running a pregnancy test recount? And on #BelowDeck it's Elizabeth's Birthday! ...Which James could care less about.

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B&B 35: Colt's 45 Dating Tips & Dick Pics

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 04:51:59 +0000

It's a spicy B&B starting on #BelowDeck with James, er...Eggplant Parm...playing games of the heart. Then a confession of someone's "America's Next Top Model" past you WILL. NOT. BELIEVE. Then more questions on #90DayFiance, like was Mike’s mom whittled from a tree trunk? And who has more watches from Stephanie: Ryan or his pawnbroker?

B&B 34: We've Got a Stage-5 Clinger

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 04:55:07 +0000

On this week's B&B: Below Deck has more Gremlin Rachel, and Elizabeth turning into a Stage-5 Clinger, and at least two ladycrew have UTIs. Slap slappin' them together, gals! 90 Day brings us new levels of hatred for Brandon and his parents, and we meet the shopping cart seen 'round the world in Zied and Rebecca's apartment.

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B&B 33: Stripper Bangin' and Shoe Puking

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 05:03:23 +0000

Hot DAMN is there a lot of Jovi backstabbing going on, with deets about his stripper-boning ways, and Yara getting shoe-barfed on, in this week's 90 Day Fiance. Then on Below Deck, we have PROVABLE intercourse, between James and Liz, on top of Rachel once again channeling her inner psychopath.

B&B 32: “I Didn’t Realize She Resented Me For Leaving Her in Albania"

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 05:00:21 +0000

Welcome to 2021 Bravo bitches! It’s a new year but the same 3 jerks recapping some trash reality TV on North Korea’s number one podcast. In this ep we see a rotund drunk swim to the enragement of Captain Lee on #BelowDeck, and find out that, yes, people DO resent you for abandoning them in Albania with no passport on #90DayFiance.

BB Ep 31: New Colt? NO. We Want Colt Classic!

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 16:31:59 +0000

On this week's Bravo & Beer we meet a new deckhand on Below Deck, then are introduced to a new momma-dependent dork with way too much confidence who can give Colt a run for his money.

B&B 30: Bravo Back of the Bar Baltimore BJs

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 04:51:57 +0000

Hot DAMN Below Deck brought the thunder this week with firings, quittings, and almost firings. Then, on 90 Day Fiance, a new couple with threesome history debuts, and we talk about "back of the bar" stories in Baltimore during the glory days of the Preakness horse race. And HEY! Tell people about our show and give us an iTunes review!

B&B 29: My Mom Set Your Gyno Appointment

Thu, 10 Dec 2020 05:11:15 +0000

A brand new season of the OG 90 Day Fiance begins and does NOT disappoint. Hell, a hillbilly's mom schedules a gyno appointment (without approval) for an incoming Russian bride! And on Below Deck, Shane just can't stop sucking.

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Bravo & Beer Ep 28: WHY ARE YOU PROPOSING?

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 14:30:00 +0000

After a week hiatus, the Bravo & Beer Boys return (two of them with colds) to yak about Sunshine's naps on Below Deck, then lament Biniyam's holy hose water proposal to Ariela. Oh, and Jihoon got married...but likely not for long.

Bravo & Beer 27: ...Looking to Bang Anyone on Deck?

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 05:50:52 +0000

90 Day Fiance gives us ample reason to hate Ariela even more, if you can believe it. Then Below Deck has some douches eating sushi off naked chicks, and James flat out asking Franchesca who she wants to bang. Btw NO Bravo & Beer episode over Thanksgiving week, so go back and listen to our other twenty-six HILARIOUS episodes!

Bravo & Beer Ep 26: Jordanian Girls Gone Wild!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 04:54:26 +0000

On 90 Day Fiance, Brittany and her shockingly logical friend go "girls night" in Jordan. Later on Below Deck, the ladyguests cat fight over a body shot and a jet ski ride. And as a bonus: Brian tells a riveting story of his almost being caught spanking it as a youth.

Bravo & Beer 25: If I Didn't Love You, I Would Have Used a Condom

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 04:58:11 +0000

The Bravo Beer Bong is alive to welcome in the new season of Below Deck, led by Captain Lee! And on 90 Day, Ariela proves to be a horrible, horrible person, and Jihoon drops the line of the episode on us.

Bravo & Beer Ep 24: No Chopped Foreskins on Ariela's Watch!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 03:43:47 +0000

We wrap up Below Deck Mediterranean with part two of the reunion, where Jess' crazy is on FULL display, then pivot to 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way. Somehow Jihoon doesn't haul off and slug Deavon when she submarines him at work, and then Ariela runs away with a still-foreskinned baby. Oh, and it's Rico's BIRTHDAY!

Bravo & Beer Ep 23: My Anal is Getting Dirty

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 04:48:40 +0000

We get anally JIHOONED on 90 Day Fiance, then find out about Brian's Dad editing gay porno, and finally get pretty bored with part 1 of the Below Deck Med reunion.

Bravo & Beer Ep 22: A Weiner Un-Bugs'd

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 17:01:01 +0000

On part two of this glorious episode, we lament Chubby Bear's weiner going "un-Bugs'd," laugh at Jess and Rob's staying together and then dive headlong into the return of "90 Day: The Other Way." SURPRISE: Brittany can't stop lying.

Bravo & Beer Ep 21: Part 1 of Two! The B&B Awards!

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 06:41:43 +0000

It's Below Deck Med's Season Finale, and Cap'n Sandy Gives out some awards. And so do we! But first it's the culmination of the 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Tell-All, in part one of a two-part episode where we dive into the return of 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way.

Bravo & Beer Ep 20: Sponsored by Asuelu's Hard Apple Cider!

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 03:57:27 +0000

On our MONUMENTAL 20th episode, sponsored by Asuelu brand Hard Apple Cider, we break down the 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Tell All Part 2, and all the crazy ass sh*t Jess does on Below Deck Med.

Bravo & Beer Ep 19: Colt's D*ck Pics Prove Chivaly Ain't Dead!

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 04:22:00 +0000

North Korea's #1 Reality TV podcast is back with another amazing breakdown. On Below Deck Med, chef Tom's shit hits the fan...is it...TROMA? Get it? Then we break down 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Tell All Part One, with Colt's dick pics, Larissa's new tits, and Libby's family dipshits.

Bravo & Beer Ep 18: Bumpin' Tard Yards

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 03:59:31 +0000

We have some fun imagining Rob from Below Deck as Kevin in "Home Alone," Andrei becomes a man on 90 Day Happily Ever After, and we find out Ashley's a scissoring sister on RHOP.

Bravo & Beer Ep 17: Like F**king a Garbage Bag of Cottage Cheese

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 03:53:31 +0000

On 90 Day: Happily Ever After Colt barfs from playing hopscotch and Michael marries Angela's wrinkled smoker's tits. On Below Deck, Rob & Jess are the worst and Tom's a douche. And on RHOP, some progress is made in the Michael stripper boning scandal.

Bravo & Beer Ep 16: Chubby Bear Gets Some Honey

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 03:10:28 +0000

We finally start talking about 90 Day: Happily Ever After, on top of the most boring episode of RHOP ever, and Below Deck's Rob/Jess worst couple that's ever lived award. But at least Chubby Bear makes out with Bugs.

Bravo & Beer Ep 15: "I Have a Boyfriend and a Wife"

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 03:56:02 +0000

On #RHOP we find out one of the hubbies is messing around with some wang behind his wife's back; Johnny Damon is whacking Coors Light like a champ on #BelowDeckMed, Jihoon finally gets a break on #90DayFiance and an Albanian battles a window wiper on Darcy and Stacey. Also, the tale of a girl falling out of a loft then peeing on Brian's floor.

Bravo & Beer Ep 14: Foreign Sperm Chaser

Thu, 27 Aug 2020 05:40:56 +0000

We talk about reality trolls Darcy & Stacy, Below Deck's idiot zombie lovers, "Pimpto Bismol" from RHOP and 90 Day Fiance's "foreign sperm chaser." And also hot water heaters.

Bravo & Beer Ep 13: Everyone Loves a 2ft Dildo...But Hannah

Thu, 20 Aug 2020 05:12:26 +0000

Malia vanquishes her nemesis Hannah on some real BS on Below Deck Med, Deavon's Mom is the worst on 90 Day Fiance, and "Real Housewives of Potomac" finally gets it's due. Also, Brian's power cuts out during the ep, which is highly annoying.

Bravo & Beer Ep 12: That's Not What 'Gangbang' Means

Thu, 13 Aug 2020 04:45:29 +0000

It's a long one this week, as we drunks add in "Real Housewives of Potomac" (#RHOP) on top of our usual #BelowDeckMed and #90DayFianceTheOtherWay. But it's a good 'un! DRUGS! BACKSTABBING! CHUBBY BEAR! Brian wants to marry Jihoon's dad! Incorrect definitions of gangbanging! we have it all.

Bravo & Beer Ep 11: Financial Dominatrix

Thu, 06 Aug 2020 04:29:40 +0000

Odie returns (for better or worse) and the term and profession of "Financial Dominatrix" holds court. But don't worry, we #90Day and #BelowDeck just plenty. Smack that ass, Biniyam!

Bravo & Beer Ep 10: Hannah Does Kiko DIRTY

Thu, 30 Jul 2020 03:57:27 +0000

We talk some RHONY and about Sonja's inability to speak while drunk for a bit. THEN...Hannah raw dawgs Kiko with her TERRIBLE advice on making a "Vegas" meal on #BelowDeckMed, while Jihoon steals the show once again (with the help of his mother and a hilarious translator) on #90DayFiance The Other Way. And we have special guest, Jason Stapleton!

Bravo & Beer Ep 9: A Virgin Deflowered

Thu, 23 Jul 2020 04:54:06 +0000

On #BelowDeckMed Kiko lets us all down and Pete, aka, The Unit, is erased...forever? Also, Rob and Jess are getting annoying. Then on #90DayTheOtherWay, Brittany goes insane to protect her lies and Jenny thinks she took Samit's virginity.

Bravo & Beer Ep 8: Don't Mess With The Brittany

Thu, 16 Jul 2020 04:14:20 +0000

This is it, people, we are finally hitting our stride on this podcast. Best episode yet, wherein you can hear not only the breakdowns of your favorite shows, but also how Rico hilariously fell off a balcony and lived.

Bravo & Beer Ep 7: The #MeToo-Nit

Thu, 09 Jul 2020 03:49:41 +0000

Below Deck Med overtakes 90 Day for sheer awkwardness this week, as Pete, aka THE #METOO-NIT, terrorizes Bugsy in the creepiest way possible.

Bravo & Beer Ep 6: Hello, Mr. Cheese Stick

Thu, 02 Jul 2020 03:49:04 +0000

On "90 Day Fiance: The Other Way" we finally get to meet Tim, AKA "Cheese Stick", the bumpkin who takes his cat everywhere. "Below Deck Med" finally gets some douche troops on the boat to make everyone miserable, and make us debate what accent the king of douches is using.

Bravo & Beer Ep 5: F*** the Brittany!

Thu, 25 Jun 2020 03:21:56 +0000

"Double Shot of Love" is a double shot of bait-and-switch, "Below Deck: Med" gets better, and "90 Day Fiance: The Other Way" brings the Brittany f***in'. Also, the phrase "Buff hurt" is invented, but will it be used for good or evil? Only time will tell.

Bravo & Beer Ep 4: Is Below Deck Med Already Sunk This Season?

Thu, 18 Jun 2020 03:31:12 +0000

The gents wonder if "Below Deck Med" is worth watching without Lara, and finally get to meet the incompetent glory that is Jihoon from "90 Day Fiance: The Other Way", in Ep 3.

Bravo & Beer Ep 3: So You're Having the Baby in Ethiopia...

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 04:02:15 +0000

Talkin about Stassi getting canned, Lara being a massive pain in the ass on Below Deck, and utter ridiculousness on 90 Day Fiance' the Other Way, where Ariela reveals she's going to have her baby in Ethiopia... which seems like not so great a call.

Bravo & Beer Ep 2: Below Jobs

Thu, 04 Jun 2020 20:33:47 +0000

The B&B guys get into the season premiere of Below Deck: Mediterranean season 5: "I Like Big Boats and I Cannot Lie".

Bravo & Beer Ep 1: 90 Day Dreamin'

Thu, 04 Jun 2020 18:35:11 +0000

On the very first episode of Bravo & Beer, meet Brian, Rico and Odie as they do their initial Bravo Beer Bong, talk some smack and discuss the magnificence of 90 Day Fiance.

Bravo & Beer Trailer!

Thu, 04 Jun 2020 02:00:27 +0000

Bravo & Beer is a brand new trash-hole reality TV recap podcast about Bravo and TLC's reality freakshow from the perspective of three drunk guys with a dirty secret: we enjoy this crap. And our opinions are 100% realer than 90% of the real housewives bodies.

How do you define spousal abuse? If it's conning your husbands into watching this with you, and then laughing as they go down a spiral of denial, mockery, depression and finally: acceptance, this is the podcast for you.

We'll be doing a Bravo Beer Bong to kick off every episode, have some Bravo power rankings, Best of the B*tch, sketches and horrible impressions on top of good old fashioned meanness. But from a drunken male perspective. And who doesn’t want to hear from MORE DRUNK MEN?