RedCircle VERIFY_TOKEN_e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4 -- Rendered At Thu, 01 Oct 2026 20:20:22 +0000 Two Girls One Plot: A Harry Potter Re-Read Podcast https://redcircle.com/shows/two-girls-one-plot en-US All rights reserved. Two Girls Two Girls. One Plot. Zero thoughts. A chapter-by-chapter descent into the books that psychologically altered entire generations and permanently damaged our ability to perceive life normally. One host is Canadian and actually understands the cultural references. The other grew up in Russia reading aggressively translated versions with absolutely no context, but still was in for the ride. If you’ve ever: -imprinted on fictional men -developed a personality disorder from fandom culture -read 400k words of enemies-to-lovers fanfiction at 3am -or said “the book was better” welcome home. e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4 Two Girls. One Plot. Zero thoughts.

A chapter-by-chapter descent into the books that psychologically altered entire generations and permanently damaged our ability to perceive life normally.

One host is Canadian and actually understands the cultural references.

The other grew up in Russia reading aggressively translated versions with absolutely no context, but still was in for the ride.


If you’ve ever:

-imprinted on fictional men

-developed a personality disorder from fandom culture

-read 400k words of enemies-to-lovers fanfiction at 3am

-or said “the book was better”

welcome home.

]]> episodic no Two Girls twogirlsoneplotpodcast@gmail.com false full Chapter Seventeen - The Man with Two Faces | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Chapter Seventeen - The Man with Two Faces | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Two Girls Some have called Harry a boring protagonist, but he has never been called two-faced. Quirrell on the other hand....

]]> <p>Some have called Harry a boring protagonist, but he has never been called two-faced. Quirrell on the other hand....</p> 674356c8-4319-4ce6-a7e4-aa33644afa7e https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/012988ae-e153-4981-bbc2-f64e2527c15c Mon, 28 Sep 2026 07:00:47 +0000 4584 false full Chapter Sixteen - Through The Trapdoor | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Chapter Sixteen - Through The Trapdoor | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Two Girls My mom once said "IF ALL YOUR FRIENDS WENT JUMPING DOWN A TRAPDOOR, WOULD YOU DO IT TOO?!". I thought about it, and I never did jump down a trapdoor. The thing is... Harry doesn't have a mom

]]> <p>My mom once said &#34;IF ALL YOUR FRIENDS WENT JUMPING DOWN A TRAPDOOR, WOULD YOU DO IT TOO?!&#34;. I thought about it, and I never did jump down a trapdoor. The thing is... Harry doesn&#39;t have a mom</p> ee452ffd-fde6-444e-86e2-7965423b314c https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/f87bcda9-b062-44fb-9279-2fcb3188f5a9 Mon, 21 Sep 2026 07:00:32 +0000 4433 false full Chapter Fifteen - The Forbidden Forest | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Chapter Fifteen - The Forbidden Forest | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Two Girls The kids are bullied, the forest is not that forbidden, and your hosts ask the important questions regarding centaurs.

]]> <p>The kids are bullied, the forest is not that forbidden, and your hosts ask the important questions regarding centaurs. </p> b4927233-4765-4612-80d5-324440772537 https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/059af3d9-8120-4202-a28c-b6033c945fba Mon, 14 Sep 2026 07:00:21 +0000 4935 false full Chapter Fourteen - Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Chapter Fourteen - Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Two Girls How to train your dragon? We don't know. Hagrid doesn't know either. Does anyone know anything at all, or is this all an illusion?

]]> <p>How to train your dragon? We don&#39;t know. Hagrid doesn&#39;t know either. Does anyone know anything at all, or is this all an illusion?</p> 0bda8fa8-c9d9-4ece-9c4f-c8a100cf7dd7 https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/921a6d22-00a4-4384-bc6c-c5e30761b6d9 Mon, 07 Sep 2026 07:00:07 +0000 4867 false full Chapter Thirteen - Nicholas Flamel | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Chapter Thirteen - Nicholas Flamel | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Two Girls The trio finds out about Nicholas Flamel, the hosts talk about the Harry Potter video games, a quidditch match is played briefly, and Snape is the worst.

]]> <p>The trio finds out about Nicholas Flamel, the hosts talk about the Harry Potter video games, a quidditch match is played briefly, and Snape is the worst. </p> 07496acb-36fb-4473-a1ea-baa7e4a3d2df https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/f61a66ba-7878-44ba-8a0c-f33a4c4cfa87 Mon, 31 Aug 2026 07:00:03 +0000 4954 false full Chapter Twelve - Mirror of Erised | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Chapter Twelve - Mirror of Erised | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Two Girls This is not what anybody means when they say they want to spend Christmas with their family...

]]> <p>This is not what anybody means when they say they want to spend Christmas with their family...</p> 4f2d126f-1ef0-4d2e-ab20-a12d687963d8 https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/5c6eeda2-4a6d-4691-87ec-2b1e1edccc29 Mon, 24 Aug 2026 07:00:43 +0000 4956 false full Chapter Eleven - Quidditch | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Chapter Eleven - Quidditch | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Two Girls It's Quidditch time! Harry get's on a broom, Slytherin gets petty, Snape gets sus, Hermione gets stressed, and we get to nitpick it all!

Welcome to the very unheated Quidditch Rivalry

]]> <p>It&#39;s Quidditch time! Harry get&#39;s on a broom, Slytherin gets petty, Snape gets sus, Hermione gets stressed, and we get to nitpick it all! </p><p>Welcome to the very unheated Quidditch Rivalry</p> bc474e0d-e31b-4a66-8e47-fc73a889062f https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/8d887360-3dbb-4125-9dfd-d7129f0dc675 Mon, 17 Aug 2026 07:00:31 +0000 4639 false full Chapter Ten - Hallowe'en | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Chapter Ten - Hallowe'en | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Two Girls What is Halloween to wizards and witches? Also what makes a good writer? How does one make friends? Why are Podcasts?

]]> <p>What is Halloween to wizards and witches? Also what makes a good writer? How does one make friends? Why are Podcasts?</p> 96fbc618-69ad-44bd-95bb-e7a9c3a9d000 https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/a31f61f5-5ddc-423f-94a1-e7ce7723ef60 Tue, 11 Aug 2026 02:12:39 +0000 3808 false full Chapter Nine - The Midnight Duel | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Chapter Nine - The Midnight Duel | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Two Girls Harry gets ghosted, pulls an Elphaba and defies gravity, then meets the world's least HSE-compliant dog. And it's only his third week at school. Give the kid a break.

]]> <p>Harry gets ghosted, pulls an Elphaba and defies gravity, then meets the world&#39;s least HSE-compliant dog. And it&#39;s only his third week at school. Give the kid a break.</p> 2cef5b25-d731-46f3-9fac-2cf0362ec11a https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/cf6e963d-0f73-4467-8960-b790f52be99b Mon, 03 Aug 2026 07:00:32 +0000 5794 false full Chapter Eight - The Potions Master | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Chapter Eight - The Potions Master | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Two Girls Harry learns Potions. Snape learns that picking fights with children is harder than expected. We absolutely veer away from the chapter.

Sometimes a public crash out is not valid and contains enough theatrical drama to power an entire Hot Topic store.


]]> <p>Harry learns Potions. Snape learns that picking fights with children is harder than expected. We absolutely veer away from the chapter.</p><p>Sometimes a public crash out is not valid and contains enough theatrical drama to power an entire Hot Topic store. </p><p><br></p> 02bcc897-07f1-4a83-828a-13853733099b https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/5a2e4432-cbc2-46e7-9f90-1186b60b81af Mon, 27 Jul 2026 07:00:15 +0000 6089 false full Chapter Seven - The Sorting Hat | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Chapter Seven - The Sorting Hat | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Two Girls Harry is taking a BuzzFeed personality test through an ancient piece of attire. We spend an alarming amount of time wondering who washed that thing last.

]]> <p>Harry is taking a BuzzFeed personality test through an ancient piece of attire. We spend an alarming amount of time wondering who washed that thing last.</p> d23d355c-9259-4dac-a84d-6a7edebc45bd https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/4ae67e71-a6bd-46ee-8d4a-88ea8c961ffa Mon, 20 Jul 2026 07:00:51 +0000 7082 false full Chapter Six - The Journey from Platform Nine and Three-Quarters | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Ston Chapter Six - The Journey from Platform Nine and Three-Quarters | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Ston Two Girls They says the journey matters more than the destination, and on this journey we got off tack a lot. And tracks kind of matter when you are taking a train.

]]> <p>They says the journey matters more than the destination, and on this journey we got off tack a lot. And tracks kind of matter when you are taking a train. </p> c8811b34-d74a-4455-9780-3a42781efa48 https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/3a8f55e5-a655-4f6e-b095-c510932bae6e Tue, 14 Jul 2026 03:06:07 +0000 7515 false full Chapter Five - Diagon Alley | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Chapter Five - Diagon Alley | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Two Girls Get in loser, were going shopping. Harry joins the wizarding world and the hosts are left with the age old question, How does money work in a magic world ? or like, in general?

]]> <p>Get in loser, were going shopping. Harry joins the wizarding world and the hosts are left with the age old question, How does money work in a magic world ? or like, in general?</p> dfa89159-a903-4750-8f7f-8e13537737fe https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/157ece72-2886-4b8d-a28d-ef53b3e754fc Mon, 06 Jul 2026 07:00:11 +0000 5732 false full Chapter Four - The Keeper of the Keys | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Chapter Four - The Keeper of the Keys | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Two Girls -Knock-knock.

-Who's there?

-Yura.

-Yura who?

-Yura Wizard, Harry

]]> <p>-Knock-knock.</p><p>-Who&#39;s there?</p><p>-Yura.</p><p>-Yura who?</p><p>-Yura Wizard, Harry</p> 7eae888f-2a83-4644-aaaa-75b43fa09216 https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/0645e547-c703-4211-83b0-2c8c0e48b37d Mon, 29 Jun 2026 07:00:56 +0000 4587 false full Chapter Three - Letters From No One | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Chapter Three - Letters From No One | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Two Girls Feeling nostalgic? Join us for a deep dive into Chapter 3, “The Letters from No One,” and explore how Harry's world turns upside down! Quite literally!

]]> <p><span>Feeling nostalgic? Join us for a deep dive into Chapter 3, “The Letters from No One,” and explore how Harry&#39;s world turns upside down! Quite literally!</span></p> 2b528eaf-3c9c-49c6-af8f-a2eb6c53b395 https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/f7eb25dd-0706-402e-b3ef-c43fc9843787 Mon, 22 Jun 2026 07:00:01 +0000 2312 false full Chapter Two - Vanishing Glass | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Chapter Two - Vanishing Glass | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Two Girls Is Dudley Dursley a misunderstood villain, or is there more to the story? Spoiler: there isn't. Join us in our latest podcast episode as we cry over the complexities of Harry's early life in 'The Vanishing Glass.'

]]> <p><span>Is Dudley Dursley a misunderstood villain, or is there more to the story? Spoiler: there isn&#39;t. Join us in our latest podcast episode as we cry over the complexities of Harry&#39;s early life in &#39;The Vanishing Glass.&#39; </span></p> 14608c54-6c09-4e6a-89f5-3af3cb6b1489 https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/03d225c0-a28a-4f44-bc3e-e15d0f71605f Mon, 15 Jun 2026 07:00:11 +0000 3544 false full Chapter One - The Boy Who Lived | Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone Chapter One - The Boy Who Lived | Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone Two Girls Join us as we kick off our Harry Potter series with "The Boy Who Lived." Dursleys’ aggressively normal life, and Dumbledore's fabulous drip, we're digging out all the magical details! Listen now and relive the magic!

]]> <p>Join us as we kick off our Harry Potter series with &#34;The Boy Who Lived.&#34; Dursleys’ aggressively normal life, and Dumbledore&#39;s fabulous drip, we&#39;re digging out all the magical details! Listen now and relive the magic! </p> 0865bd71-5aa2-4aff-a723-e2f988e92080 https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/a4458d37-9eb8-4d9e-85f9-32ed1a30ac29 Mon, 08 Jun 2026 07:30:12 +0000 3521 false full Harry Potter Book Series Re-read | Introduction Harry Potter Book Series Re-read | Introduction Two Girls Ever judged a book by its cover? So did we, and it led us to a lifelong love for Harry Potter!

Tune in to 'Two Girls One Plot' as Nikki and Kseniia revisit their journey with The Philosopher's Stone and beyond.

]]> <p><span>Ever judged a book by its cover? So did we, and it led us to a lifelong love for Harry Potter! </span></p><p><span>Tune in to &#39;Two Girls One Plot&#39; as Nikki and Kseniia revisit their journey with The Philosopher&#39;s Stone and beyond. </span></p> 0fd56f26-e29e-4608-b837-0bf33252f132 https://redcircle.com/shows/e28529db-d4ae-4a06-be11-8a4adea3d0f4/episodes/5030ebc7-2e3d-4b9b-87ac-3df4e5d37668 Mon, 08 Jun 2026 07:00:31 +0000 2250 false