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Episode 580: A Fan of Being Unbothered

Sat, 25 Apr 2026 04:00:43 +0000

Pat plays new music from VENUS GRRRLS (3:42), reads mail on who his biggest fan might be (9:41), rants on leaving people alone (23:38), and rambles on the Phillies and the ABS system (34:29) before getting a playoff Flyers Update from The Captain (43:16).

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Episode 579: Unseen Stupidity

Sat, 18 Apr 2026 04:00:26 +0000

Pat rants on two dumb internet posts about blaming your kid's school and unmatching over a library card before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain.

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Episode 578: Sit By Yourself Quietly

Sat, 11 Apr 2026 04:00:19 +0000

Thanks to a listener, Pat rambles on unsolicited advice at work and leaving your tardy friends behind, before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain.

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Episode 577: Changes Raid Eternal

Sat, 04 Apr 2026 04:00:37 +0000

Pat rambles on more of our sports changes (3:19), plays new music from Jason Didner (14:03), shares our favorite Angelina Jolie movies (19:56), and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (31:07).

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Episode 576: Unbelievable Waste

Sat, 28 Mar 2026 04:00:14 +0000

Pat rambles on a listener email about a boyfriend reluctant to change his living situation, then gets a Flyers Update from The Captain.

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Episode 575: Changing the Games

Sat, 21 Mar 2026 04:00:04 +0000

Pat plays music from Leave It to Us (2:10), rambles on job adventures (6:58), shares how we would change sports (17:05), and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (33:34).

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Episode 574: I Believe We Can Switch the Vibe

Sat, 14 Mar 2026 04:00:52 +0000

Pat plays music from Could You Not? (6:34), rambles on a Switch meeting (11:16), reads mail on a mobile game conspiracy (17:44), and shares a Flyers Update from The Captain (29:44).

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Episode 573: Wake Up and Stop Being Weird About It

Sat, 07 Mar 2026 05:00:45 +0000

Pat plays music from Portside Dive (4:07), rants about morning soda versus coffee (8:21), rambles on superpowers he would choose (13:33), and wonders why rich people are odd (19:52), before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain (27:33).

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Episode 572: Just Let People Have Their Joy

Sat, 28 Feb 2026 05:00:49 +0000

Pat rambles on the Olympics, plays new music from Twist It, rants on policing strangers' foods, wonders about loud cars, and praises people with superpowers.

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Sat, 24 Jan 2026 05:00:32 +0000

Pat rambles on AI in emails, streaming service pause screens, [w]hole milk, and the Baseball Hall of Fame election before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain.

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Episode 566: What a Cage Match

Sat, 17 Jan 2026 14:30:26 +0000

Pat plays new music from Too Close for Comfort (3:18) and shares our favorite Nicolas Cage movies (7:25).

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Episode 565: New Space, Same Peeves

Sat, 10 Jan 2026 05:00:04 +0000

Pat rambles on switching rooms (2:08), holiday food markups (9:56), and reads fan mail on free labor (15:00), before sharing books we’d swear in on (22:19), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (31:36).

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Episode 564: Back to Reminisce

Sat, 03 Jan 2026 05:00:13 +0000

Pat shares some well wishes for the new year before playing some of the best moments of the show from 2025.

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Episode 563: Year-end Cleanup

Fri, 26 Dec 2025 23:08:50 +0000

Pat rambles on museum trips, THPS regret, songs sounding the same, how to use streaming services, and poor taste.

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Thu, 27 Nov 2025 05:00:05 +0000

Pat jumps right in this week to ramble about all he is thankful for this year.

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Episode 558: One Final Shuffle

Sat, 22 Nov 2025 05:00:53 +0000

After new music from Honey Revenge (4:15) and a Flyers Update from The Captain (9:32), Pat shares which songs we would play at our funerals (14:06).

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Episode 557: Major League Debt

Sat, 15 Nov 2025 05:00:39 +0000

After a Flyers Update from The Captain (2:00), Pat welcomes Matt, Brian, and Nick from Major League to chat all about their upcoming reunion show (6:18).

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Episode 556: Back to Being Useful

Sat, 08 Nov 2025 05:00:13 +0000

Pat plays new music from Ruby Bones (3:54), then rants on being back in the office (9:30) and a problem with ChatGPT (20:01). Plus: some baseball news (29:46), a Flyers Update from The Captain (34:15), and a weird thing he overheard (36:38).

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Episode 555: Impractically Rich

Sat, 01 Nov 2025 04:00:18 +0000

Pat answers a fan question about what we would buy if money was not a factor, before The Captain stops by with another Flyers Update.

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Episode 554: A Halloween Substitute

Sat, 25 Oct 2025 04:00:07 +0000

Jill returns to take over the Halloween episode! She rambles on lights on "for safety," giving out not-candy, and everyone's favorite parts of Halloween. Then, The Captain drops in with a Flyers Update.

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Episode 553: We Shouldn't Have to Yell

Sat, 18 Oct 2025 04:00:30 +0000

Pat answers a listener question about why everyone needs their music to be so loud before The Captain gives his first Flyers Update of the new season.

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Sat, 09 Aug 2025 04:00:10 +0000

Pat gets right to it to rant on office returns, cookie pre-sales, robot answering services, and more.

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Episode 542: QU!ET Down and Hear About My Day

Sat, 02 Aug 2025 04:00:24 +0000

Pat plays new music from QU!ET (5:59), rambles on a disappointing breakfast (12:07), people-watching (15:01), GameStop retro prices (18:25), the library (27:57), and swing-offs (38:56), before tidbits on THPS 3+4 and a "new" worst movie.

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Episode 541: Play the Tape and Pay Me

Sat, 26 Jul 2025 04:00:15 +0000

Pat plays new music from crimmins before reading a wild listener story about friends paying for dinner.

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Episode 540: I Want You to Be Real with Me

Sat, 19 Jul 2025 04:00:28 +0000

Pat rants on dudes being cruel (1:56), plays new music from Twelve Days in June (6:33), rambles on a confused customer at Rite Aid (11:57), shares his Tony Hawk 6 wish list (20:48), talks AI "conversations" (34:58), and wonders aloud about The Velvet Sundown (41:03).

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Episode 539: Open the Window and Take My Trash

Sat, 12 Jul 2025 04:00:11 +0000

Pat plays new music from Out in Front, rants on the mayor, rambles on airplane etiquette, and decries tribalism in rasslin.

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Sat, 31 May 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Pat welcomes Jason Didner to chat about songwriting, reacting to the news, Rock Against Hate, and more before spinning his new song, I Want You to Be Yourself.

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Episode 532: Please Don’t Cut Chuck’s Cheese

Sat, 24 May 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from Little Us (5:21), then rambles on feedback from bands (10:17), getting a new phone (14:46), visiting Charles Entertainment Cheese (25:26), cutting conversations (38:19), and possibly going viral (44:43).

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Episode 531: Stop and Get Me Some Ice Cream

Sat, 17 May 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from Royals (4:21), rambles on mall trips (9:27), taking home leftovers (21:28), movie discounts (34:33), pop tarts ice cream (37:55), and more.

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Episode 530: Playing Games with Your Patbot

Sat, 10 May 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Pat talks collecting coins, plays new music from glimmers, shares which video games we’d recommend to non-gamers, then rambles on selling for convenience, AI patbots, and the idea of a WWE off-season.

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Games for non-gamers - 13:07

Selling for convenience - 38:23

AI patbots - 50:03

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Episode 529: Mailamorphosis

Sat, 03 May 2025 04:00:00 +0000

New music from Hope Vista, then answering your questions on THPS, unprofessional job recruiters, and doing the show as a job, before previewing WWE Unreal.

Song (Hope Vista: Unprecedented Metamorphosis) - 3:12

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Episode 528: Scan Here for Instructions

Sat, 26 Apr 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on rich people in space, blaming your wife, dudes being gross, messes at the movies, and coded baseballs.

Rich people in space - 4:43

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Baseball QR codes - 45:18

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Episode 527: The Streak is Over?

Fri, 18 Apr 2025 17:30:15 +0000

After the season finale Flyers Update from the Captain, Pat wakes up early to preview WrestleMania 41 before he gets some fan picks to wrap the show.

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Episode 526: Married to Bad Ideas

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays music from Oliver Keane, answers a question on mouth riffs, rambles on wedding refunds and crashing honeymoons, and wonders about conspiracies before the Captain returns with a Flyers Update.

Song (Oliver Keane: HEY) - 6:24

Fan mail: mouth riffs - 11:32

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Flyers - 53:45

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Sat, 08 Mar 2025 05:00:00 +0000

After some housekeeping Pat plays new music from Thru It All (6:57), shares the big THPS news (10:52), makes fun of posts about not owning books (15:51) and fictional characters (27:01), reads fan mail on show comments (40:08), and shares a Flyers Update from The Captain (54:58).

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Episode 520: Exciting Getaway News

Sat, 01 Mar 2025 05:00:00 +0000

Music from The Winter Sounds (3:40), hotel stays (8:39), short form vs long form content (19:44), Tony Hawk remaster news (29:13), the MLB/ESPN split (37:02), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (45:50).

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Episode 519: Leaving Hungry and Hopeful

Sat, 22 Feb 2025 05:00:00 +0000

New music from Skin Flowers (5:03), a wrong order Grubhub win (10:21), fan mail on chips and dip (18:53), issues with WWE 2k25 modes (24:14), and baseball being back (39:55).

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Episode 518: Stop Typing and Just Listen

Sat, 15 Feb 2025 05:00:00 +0000

New music from The Ones You Forgot (4:53), recapping the Super Bowl (11:04), unnecessary explanations (18:31), and audiobooks (31:32).

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Episode 517: Pay Your Own Way

Sat, 08 Feb 2025 05:00:00 +0000

Music from Backyard Superheroes (2:51), pulling back on the news (7:33), splitting the check as a group (10:23), the Super Bowl (16:55), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (19:57).

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Episode 516: Caring Through Your Phone

Sat, 01 Feb 2025 05:00:00 +0000

New music from The Campbell Apartment (3:33), caring about other people (8:19), mobile game ads (14:13), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (20:42).

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Episode 515: Calling in Favors

Sat, 25 Jan 2025 05:00:00 +0000

After giving Pat his flowers, guest host, Ben Beck, rambles on working for DoorDash (7:06), rants on the new administration (17:19), then gets excited about the Oscars (26:52), and the best time to be a wrestling fan (32:43) before a Flyers Update from The Captain (41:33).

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Episode 514: Snowing Through the Trees

Sat, 18 Jan 2025 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on cats (2:26) and new plans for the Sixers (5:39) before a Flyers Update from The Captain (10:29). Then, he reviews the worst movie he’s ever seen: Snow Day (13:35).

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Episode 513: Awake and Trying to Watch TV

Sat, 11 Jan 2025 05:00:00 +0000

After a Flyers Update from The Captain, Pat reaches into the mailbag to answer your questions about streaming the show, attracting sponsors, RAW on Netflix, TV pilot reviews, his second record, being kept awake, and job applications.

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Episode 512: Almost Back to Work

Sat, 04 Jan 2025 05:00:00 +0000

Pat presents some of the best segments from the show in 2024: ramblings on whiny shoppers, hotel nachos, gambling on the bus, and more.

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Episode 511: Musical Stand-ins

Sat, 28 Dec 2024 05:00:00 +0000

An over-the-weather Pat calls an audible and summons a pinch-hitter before playing tunes from Birthday Boy (1:04), A New Nowhere (4:23), Twelve Days in June (9:28), Cherie Amour (13:22), and Last Night Saved My Life (15:27).

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Episode 510: Fighting Festive Fallacies

Sat, 21 Dec 2024 05:00:00 +0000

Happy holidays! Pat tells his favorite retail story (2:02), shares our favorite holiday traditions (14:46), recaps The Office Secret Santa episode (31:29), and tries to explain the Takanakuy Festival (57:32). Then, clearing up some Christmas misconceptions (1:15:15), sticking together in tough times (1:22:54), and more.

Plus hear holiday tunes from The Wild & Free (11:13), Hana Kahn (27:06), BRONNIE (53:51), Life in Idle (1:12:07), and MUCH BETTER (1:30:30)!

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Episode 509: Hope Springs Free Food

Sat, 14 Dec 2024 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on free food (2:36) and The Captain drops in with a Flyers Update (8:10) before a spoiler-filled review of the Netflix holiday movie: Hot Frosty (12:48).

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Sat, 29 Jun 2024 04:00:00 +0000

An over the weather Pat shares more of our walk-up music picks (2:54), talks Twitch streaming (7:34), presents our preferred gadgets for travel (12:29), and more.

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Episode 484: Out of Touch and Uncoachable

Sat, 22 Jun 2024 04:00:00 +0000

New music from Leisure Hour (8:25), nonsense from Spotify (13:34), and questions on rudeness at work (33:46), and if Pat would give advice (45:20).

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Episode 483: Walk Up By Yourself

Sat, 15 Jun 2024 04:00:00 +0000

New music from Last Night Saved My Life (3:47), weekend adventures (8:06), our preferred walk-up music (14:47), the lack of single-player games (32:30), Team USA basketball (42:30), and the Phillies (47:58).

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Episode 482: Proud to Remove Commercials

Sat, 08 Jun 2024 04:00:00 +0000

New music from cokeworks (5:32), booking the live show (11:02), worthy streaming services (20:44), paying for ad-free (37:54), and fan mail on sports villains (51:44) and baseball stats (1:00:26).

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Episode 481: I Don't Know What Happened There

Sat, 01 Jun 2024 04:00:00 +0000

Pat does some housekeeping before playing new music from Honey Revenge (8:37), rambling on weekend trips (14:21), our summer traditions (31:52), pickles on chicken (50:50), and Angel Hernandez (1:03:34).

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Episode 480: We Can Dress Ourselves

Sat, 25 May 2024 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from This Modern (2:49), then rambles on return to office mandates (7:20), dress codes (26:14), the King of Queens pilot (38:35), and embracing his gimmick (1:04:43).

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Episode 479: Pause the Fight for Promotion

Sat, 18 May 2024 04:00:00 +0000

Pat does some housekeeping and rambles on birthday parties before playing new music from Hope Vista (7:41). Then it's more of our favorite video game tunes (12:26), false advertising (24:46), promoting your work (32:56), professional fighting leagues (45:58), and dealing with negative feedback (51:34).

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Episode 478: Choose Your Games More Carefully

Sat, 11 May 2024 04:00:00 +0000

An update on the live show plans, music from here/now (6:47) and our favorite video game tunes (12:22). Then: gambling on the bus (35:08), hate-watching (48:44), hustle culture (1:02:13), & MLB notes (1:16:45).

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Episode 477: Tough to Stop the Clones

Sat, 04 May 2024 04:00:00 +0000

New music from Mascots (3:25), stopping retail theft (9:41), cloning your voice (22:46), missing when social media was fun (34:53), and Jerry Seinfeld (42:36).

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Episode 476: Fake Tweets Pay Bills

Sat, 27 Apr 2024 04:00:00 +0000

New music from Midfield (3:22), Mission Hill’s 25th anniversary (9:06), burner accounts (20:11), and fiscal responsibility (29:52).

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Episode 475: Poor Planning All Around

Sat, 20 Apr 2024 04:00:00 +0000

Music from Jack Adamant (5:42), weather woes (11:36), poor collaboration (16:23), high school reunions (27:38), MLB pitcher injuries (38:11), and the season finale Flyers Update from The Captain (54:21).

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Episode 474: Big Weekends, Bad Bets, and Starry-eyed Plans

Sat, 13 Apr 2024 04:00:00 +0000

Music from Courstellation (2:54), WrestleMania weekend (7:07), converting malls (22:54), embarrassment for the A’s (33:49), more on the Shohei Ohtani gambling scandal (40:00), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (58:03).

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Sat, 24 Feb 2024 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on getting his vasectomy (2:08), cease and desist orders (13:21), hiding deaths (29:32), ChatGPT taxes (42:17), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (48:54).

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Episode 466: We Just Need One to Fix It

Sat, 17 Feb 2024 05:00:00 +0000

New music from standards (3:41), The Super Bowl on Nickelodeon (8:00), and bowling (17:42). Plus a patpeeve on personal space (22:22), a new sports streaming service (29:53), Disney/Epic Games (35:54), fan mail on referees (41:03), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (51:35).

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Episode 465: Making Up Toxic Comments

Sat, 10 Feb 2024 05:00:00 +0000

New music from BRONNIE (4:32), the worst online comment sections (9:48), critiquing the unknown (28:14), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (44:25). Plus hear a bonus song from Jason Didner’s upcoming album, Digital Carnival (24:31)!

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Episode 464: Pulling the Advice Threads

Sat, 03 Feb 2024 05:00:00 +0000

Music from The Single Digits (6:52), advice on home repairs (12:17), our favorite corporate buzzwords (30:02), dummies on public transit (41:16), and whiny shoppers (52:13).

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Episode 463: Midnight Trophy Deliveries

Sat, 27 Jan 2024 05:00:00 +0000

New music from Midnight Skies (5:53), which sports trophies we’d win (10:14), dumb delivery drivers (25:28), the Baseball Hall of Fame (47:23), RAW is Netflix (56:27), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:07:04).

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Episode 462: Doing the Mail Dance

Sat, 20 Jan 2024 05:00:00 +0000

Music from A New Nowhere (4:52), living room dance parties (11:10), your questions on AEW vs WWE, coupon throwers, and more (17:25), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (42:55).

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Episode 461: Presented by Tylenol, Theraflu, and Robitussin

Sat, 13 Jan 2024 05:00:00 +0000

Music from Incase We Crash (5:13), a combo retail story on returns and shady customers (9:52), fan mail on concert preferences (26:20), Facebook being a mess (34:05), MLB teams using the Dodgers’ formula (46:04), and a big Flyers Update from The Captain (55:59).

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Episode 460: Sick in the Wasteland

Sat, 06 Jan 2024 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on empty malls, inconsiderate folks, resolutions, and more.

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Episode 459: Forgive Me, I'm A Winner

Sat, 30 Dec 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Pat plays music from Calling All Captains (5:58), then rambles on moving the studio (11:28), loan forgiveness (22:00), and work awards (31:25). Plus: setting up consoles (40:37), overrated fast foods (59:57), and the New Year (1:10:45).

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Sat, 02 Dec 2023 05:00:00 +0000

New music from Ruby Bones (6:02), comfort foods (12:13), forced group texts (28:38), MLB Hall of Fame (43:46), & HOT STOVE (55:21), CM Punk (1:02:46), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:11:53).

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Episode 454: Thankful for My Cage of Secrets

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Pat shares some Thanksgiving advice before new music from Popclaw (7:13), more one-star reviews (10:08), Thanksgiving sides (14:11), Squid Game: The Challenge (35:09), Thanksgiving traditions (42:46), and your questions on presidential debates (53:30) and Soundtrap (59:02).

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Episode 453: Be Serious When Eating

Sat, 18 Nov 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from BRONNIE (4:25), shares our one-star reviews (11:21), and rambles on taking movies too seriously (19:21). Then: ruining your house (35:19), dining room etiquette (47:39), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (58:43).

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Episode 452: Rambling and Disorganized

Sat, 11 Nov 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from Part Time Bear (4:37), then rambles on weird nerds (10:02), Haunted History (35:31), and smart watches (40:21). Then, a baseball question on bullpen games (48:27), system players (58:19), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:01:24).

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Episode 451: Jumbled Word Cards

Sat, 04 Nov 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays music from Popclaw (5:03) then rambles on vasectomies (9:15), Halloween (14:37), and cashless establishments (23:01). Plus: invasive mobile ads (37:55), MLB and NBA news (49:17), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (55:24).

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Episode 450: Much Pocus Better Hocus

Sat, 28 Oct 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat explains the legend of Jimmy (4:10), then rambles on birthday parties (7:25), scary movies (12:29), and the best parts of Halloween (35:21). Plus: music from MUCH BETTER (50:04), MLB playoffs (51:56), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:01:46).

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Episode 449: To Err is Hilarious

Sat, 21 Oct 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays music from Lost in a Name (2:51), then rambles on comedic timing (7:41), meeting Internet friends (11:52), and subreddits (18:16). Plus: TV continuity errors (27:43), and sports notes on the Olympics (50:23) and baseball playoffs (55:01) before a Flyers Update from The Captain (57:15).

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Episode 448: Bag Your Explanations

Sat, 14 Oct 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from shallow pools (5:16), ties up some loose ends (8:50), then rambles on bag bingo (14:56), the zoo (19:07), how streaming TV works (25:23), and baseball (37:32).

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Episode 447: Alert Your TV Hole

Sat, 07 Oct 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays music from Life in Idle (4:12), then rambles on spooky golf (8:51), national alerts (17:02), loitering (22:40), our favorite TV themes (27:20), and baseball playoffs (46:28).

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Episode 446: Greet the Broken Movies

Sat, 30 Sep 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays music from 45Fix (5:33), then rambles on unique greeting cards (11:37), and rants on icebreakers (16:55). Plus: better movie trailers (19:41), NFL Week 4 (41:48), and the Phillies (44:07).

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Episode 445: Oblivious Moon Rodeo

Sat, 23 Sep 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat reflects on eight years at the network, then plays new music from A Story Told (6:28). Plus your letters on the moon landing (12:13) and hate mail (20:56), a misadventure down the shore (25:57), being oblivious (33:03), and filming in public (36:34).

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Episode 444: A Long Way to Stream

Sat, 16 Sep 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays music from Telltale (4:17), then rambles on streaming with the mrs (9:23), breaking a customer’s brain (15:11), and movies that were too long (27:09).

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Episode 443: They Want You to Take the Rolls

Sat, 09 Sep 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from Cherie Amour (4:25), then rambles on family trips (8:57), houses next to nothing (13:27), petty theft (20:17), and movies we haven’t seen (28:47).

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Episode 442: Proper Goat Scores

Sat, 02 Sep 2023 04:00:00 +0000

After playing new music from Proper. (3:57), Pat rambles on getting it right (9:41), goats & oblivious parents (15:34), and shares our favorite movie scores (27:55). Then he gets excited for September baseball (53:35) and previews some wrestling with Things from the Ring (1:02:21).

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Episode 441: Tighten Up Your Excuses

Sat, 26 Aug 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music by Familiar Things (5:47), rambles on texting long stories (11:40), and rants on excuses at work (21:42). Then he opens the mailbag for your thoughts on stubborn bosses, odd job interviews, and hot dogs.

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Sat, 29 Jul 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat shares a surrogacy update (0:51) and plays an exclusive song from Full Blown Meltdown (10:59) before rambling on low-quality food (18:14), and going to WrestleMania (24:00).

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Episode 436: Exploring for Old Paper Cheese

Sat, 22 Jul 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from A New Nowhere (4:12), then rambles on empty malls (8:59), cheeses for breakfast (21:45), papering tickets (30:04), showing your age (43:08), MLB happenings (55:51), and more.

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Episode 435: The Odds and Ends Express

Sat, 15 Jul 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays an acoustic track from 12 Stones (4:27), then rambles on more Twitter alternatives (7:45), retiring at 90 (13:05), and The Icon of the Seas (20:16). Plus console exclusive gaming (23:47), NYT shutting down sports (30:02), and tattoos (33:46)

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Episode 434: Delete the Fireworks and Do Some Business

Sat, 08 Jul 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays music from carb on carb (3:11), rants on fireworks (8:30), and wonders what happened to game demos (10:19). Then WFH productivity (22:53), movies being deleted (34:00), and turning off freezers (45:09).

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Episode 433: There’s a Diner in My Apartment

Sat, 01 Jul 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat talks moving his office before playing new music from Double Identity (6:10), then rambles on water damage (11:09), our go-to diner orders (26:21), The Regent International Apartment Complex (42:19), and baseball (55:09).

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Episode 432: Reading into the Streams

Sat, 24 Jun 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on summer reading (1:57), plays new music from Not My Weekend (6:47), and recaps a pair of weekend visits (12:07). Then: progress on 95 (15:38), possibly moving the studio (21:13), Twitch streams (32:34), and another place we miss (39:36).

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Episode 431: Happy Birthday from the Forums

Sat, 17 Jun 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from shallow pools (6:27), then rambles on his birthday (11:59), random moments we miss (16:47), the need for message boards (21:40), new AI Beatles (35:42), and Father’s Day (46:25).

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Episode 430: No Ketchup in the Ambulance

Sat, 10 Jun 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays music from Derrick T. Lewis (4:54), rambles on a weekend getaway (10:47), seeing Thrice on tour (27:05), silly food posts (39:18), and more (44:59).

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Episode 429: Orders Up

Sat, 03 Jun 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat dumps out the mailbag to answer your questions on microphone upgrades, promoting his music, throuples, diner orders, and more.

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Episode 428: Authorized to Join My Game

Sat, 27 May 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays an exclusive song from Paper Geese (8:22) before rambling on birthday parties (13:53), video games on mobile (19:32), unauthorized AI (28:34), serious fan mail (39:18), and Baseball 9 (43:49).

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Episode 427: Betting on Beverages

Sat, 20 May 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays music from The Band of Heathens (5:53), then rambles on trotting to Taco Bell (13:20), beverages that hit different (18:43), Reddit activities (23:45), sports gambling (29:59), and the Phillies (35:46).

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Episode 426: Vote on My Name Today

Sat, 13 May 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on having a two-year-old before playing new music from crimmins (7:40). Then it's our All-Name MLB Team (14:23), a hypothetical run for office (24:43), a patpeeve on political ads (31:24), and fan mail on what the show would have been in 2006 (38:38).

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Episode 425: Doctor Teddy Knows Best

Sat, 06 May 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays music from Prime Birds (4:50), then rambles on good doctor visits (8:41), the best brands on social media (13:39), PC upgrades (24:14), kids on his lawn (28:20), and the Quiznos teddy (35:36).

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Episode 424: Check This While We Wait

Sat, 29 Apr 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays music from The Nearly Deads (4:11), then rambles on blue checks (9:12), the DMV (19:11), and some baseball notes (29:55).

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Episode 423: Thank the Weird Bosses at Netflix

Sat, 22 Apr 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays music from The Wild & Free (5:24), rants on ignored policies (10:00) and thank you notes (15:57), then rambles on weird interactions (22:39), and the end of an era at Netflix (31:10).

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Episode 422: Listen But Don't Get Lost

Sat, 15 Apr 2023 04:00:00 +0000

After Pat details a harrowing misstep in the studio, The Captain drops in with a season finale Flyers Update. Then Double Identity returns to chat about Disney music, geography, delusional group chats, and much more before the premiere of their new song.

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Episode 421: Full Blown Bad Nostalgia

Sat, 08 Apr 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from Full Blown Meltdown (5:29), rambles on TV nostalgia (10:33), and rants on bad job interviewing (21:11), before talking some baseball (35:38), and more.

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Sat, 28 Jan 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Pat plays music from glimmers (4:35), then rambles on tech issues (8:40), and political jobs we'd take (12:46). Plus NFL playoffs (29:58), the Baseball Hall of Fame (34:47), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (37:57).

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Episode 410: I'm Not a Fan

Sat, 21 Jan 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Pat plays music from Wave Break (4:40), then rambles on staff meetings (11:48), good and bad TV he's seen (15:12), and scam callers (25:35), before an NFL playoff preview (33:48) and a Flyers Update from The Captain (39:26).

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Sat, 12 Nov 2022 05:00:00 +0000

On Episode 400, Pat rambles on surrogacy (2:31) and laws for Starbucks (17:22), reads some mail (26:53), and more.

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Episode 399: Garden Tacos for Breakfast

Sat, 05 Nov 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays music from Inspirit (3:30), rambles on fast food breakfast (8:54), internet negativity (21:40), and sports stuff (29:24), before The Captain drops in with a Flyers Update (32:03).

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Episode 398: And Then There Was Pat

Sat, 29 Oct 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat recaps the “Scream” episode of Boy Meets World for Halloween before playing music from MUCH BETTER and getting a Flyers Update from The Captain.

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Episode 397: Keep Your Nose Out of My Bag

Sat, 22 Oct 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from Familiar Things (4:55), then rambles on prying supervisors (10:44), drugs in your candy (17:44), and sports stuff (25:10), before The Captain makes his season debut (33:04).

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Episode 396: Preparing for A Boss

Sat, 15 Oct 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat chats with Too Close For Comfort on changing time, calling in professionals, and Elon Musk before playing a song from their debut album.

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Episode 395: You Had One Job

Sat, 08 Oct 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat welcomes Perenna to chat about fresh cuts, report cards, types of pasta, and more before playing their new song.

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Episode 394: Leaving Strange Matches

Sat, 01 Oct 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from A Story Told (4:48), then rambles on shoppers regressing (9:47), being approached by strangers (19:38), device compatibility (30:13), and more.

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Episode 393: You Can Read This Quietly

Sat, 24 Sep 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from Lowborn (3:50), then rambles on quiet quitting (8:46), pronouns (17:21), social media sites (24:39), and sports stuff (33:51).

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Episode 392: Trapped in the Cheese

Sat, 17 Sep 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from Honey Revenge (4:26), rambles on trapping customers (9:57), and how to eat mac and cheese (17:37), and talks some sports to wrap the show (26:23).

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Episode 391: Carrying Through the Streams

Sat, 10 Sep 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat welcomes David Michael Frank to chat about professional songwriting, building a community, shifting priorities, and much more before playing his debut single.

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Sat, 18 Jun 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat reaches into the mailbag once again to answer your questions on writing, changing up the show, favorite beverages to crap open, and more.

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Episode 378: Cutting Pocket Chickens

Sat, 11 Jun 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from 90’s Kids (5:25), then rambles on new hot pockets (10:42), chicken substitutes (16:13), cutting segments (22:57), and new Beavis and Butt-Head (27:56).

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Episode 377: Planning Snacks and Slaps

Sat, 04 Jun 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from RAVIVE (2:56), then rambles on team snacks (7:00), new Memorial Day plans (14:11), fantasy football slaps (19:28), the NL East (25:38), and more.

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Episode 376: Shut It Down on the Stairs

Sat, 28 May 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from QU!IET (2:51), then rambles on studio setups (8:36), and kiddo updates (11:46). Plus getting a new phone (16:49), town shutdowns (22:15), and some fan mail to wrap the show (30:25).

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Episode 375: Ocarina Party

Sat, 21 May 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from Last Night Saved My Life (3:20), then rambles on birthday parties (10:14), forgotten invites (15:29), Ocarina of Time (19:39), a weird week in sports (25:06), and playoffs (31:35).

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Episode 374: A Tech Podcast

Sat, 14 May 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat welcomes Double Identity back to the show to ramble on technology, interview secrets, Talking to Ghosts Act I, and much more!

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Episode 373: Grapple Your Cable Conspiracy

Sat, 07 May 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays music from Incase We Crash (3:25), then rambles on a potential new rasslin company (7:58), The Bourne Conspiracy (13:15), going back to cable (16:00), and more.

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Episode 372: Sorry We Don't Have Robots

Sat, 30 Apr 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat plays new music from Like Giants (6:00), then rambles on double deliveries (11:43), Rich and Shameless (17:59), and robot umpires (30:12).

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Episode 371: Plant Yourself at Home

Sat, 23 Apr 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on improving cities (3:00), being put on the spot (8:51), companies getting desperate (17:41), sports he's watching (24:28), and plays music from Megawave (30:27).

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Episode 370: Don't Make Me Talk to Strangers

Sat, 16 Apr 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on strange advice (2:30), show mandates (8:56), and watching sports with the kiddo (16:05), before playing new music from shallow pools (22:01)!

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Episode 369: That's My Food in Your Seat

Sat, 09 Apr 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on fast food delivery (2:19), streaming disclaimers (10:40), saving seats (17:47), and Opening Day (25:21), before playing new music from Proper. (29:28)!

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Sat, 19 Feb 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Pat welcomes Maggie Rousis to the living room to talk about her new book, Benji Meets Mr. Eagle: Best Friends Forever.

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Episode 361: Click for Free Advice

Sat, 12 Feb 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Pat chats with Michael from QU!ET about songwriting tricks, Jennifer Aniston, learning from failure, and much more before playing the band’s new single, There’s No Escape!

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Episode 360: Bad Streams, Tips, and Team Names

Sat, 05 Feb 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on people canceling Spotify (4:07) and bad tippers (12:41), before playing music from Not My Weekend (22:24) and previewing Super Bowl 56 (26:40).

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Episode 359: Clean Up and Get Back to Work

Sat, 29 Jan 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on eye exams (2:47), Jeopardy! streaks (10:32), work phone vs email (17:28), and soap bandits (22:32). Plus music from Northbound (27:55), the Baseball Hall of Fame results (32:43), NFL Conference Championships (40:06), and more!

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Episode 358: You Can’t Buy My Intellect

Sat, 22 Jan 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on getting boosted (1:30) and Crypto bros (5:18), and shares some TV news (10:42). Plus new music from Honey Revenge (15:45), NFL Divisional Playoffs (22:01), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (27:06)!

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Episode 357: Propose a Remedy

Sat, 15 Jan 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on being proud of your work (2:43), golf video games (5:22), Taco Lover’s Pass (8:53), and wedding proposals (12:11). Plus music from The Arizona Stupors (26:04), NFL Wildcard Weekend (31:12), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (38:51)!

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Episode 356: This House is Closed

Sat, 08 Jan 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on having COVID (2:33), people missing their commutes (7:21), and honeymoon intruders (15:01), before previewing Chargers at Raiders for NFL Week 18 (23:07), and remembering John Madden (26:24).

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Episode 355: Requested Cop Out

Sat, 01 Jan 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Pat shares the best of the show from 2021, at the request of a listener.

Sat, 02 Oct 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Pat does his best to ramble about the history of the Bigfoot Pizza from Pizza Hut, by request.

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Episode 341: Return with Specifics

Sat, 25 Sep 2021 04:00:00 +0000

After the latest tune from High Street (2:54), Pat rambles on where he’s been (8:26), weirdly specific foods we love (14:23), Packers at 49ers for NFL Week 3 (26:04), and some NHL news to wrap the show (30:57).

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Episode 340: Treasure Hunt

Sat, 18 Sep 2021 04:00:00 +0000

After some words from a totally willing volunteer, Pat presents: a rasslin Easter egg, a clip from his old live show by request, part of a lost interview with Marcos Mena from standards, and a song from the band in this special episode.

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Sat, 21 Aug 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on PC trouble (1:29), new Jeopardy! hosts (7:38), advice from strangers (11:55), and an awkward day in school (21:24), before playing the latest tune from carb on carb (26:01).

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Episode 335: Burning Valuable Movies

Sat, 14 Aug 2021 04:00:00 +0000

After playing the latest song from High Street (3:53), Pat rambles about movies on TV (9:35) and what could be next for Arthur on PBS (17:35). Plus a heated job interview (22:30), a fiery retail story (28:54), and more.

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Episode 334: Unreal Cabin Vybes

Sat, 07 Aug 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles with Derek from Headspace about big life changes, becoming a full-time musician, home renovations, and much more before playing a song from their new EP!

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Episode 333: Shots Over Madison

Sat, 31 Jul 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Pat shares our favorite Happy Madison movies (2:52), praises Paramount Plus (11:47), and plays the latest song from Point North (18:55). Plus notes on the Olympics (22:57), the new Indians (32:31), and NFL vaccinations (36:11).

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Episode 332: Bookend Celebrations

Sat, 24 Jul 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Pat congratulates a fellow network host (3:38), answers a fan question about his old podcast (5:33), and rants on fast food breakfast times (12:06) and chanting for other teams (15:31). Plus notes on the Phillies and the Kraken (18:34), a new tune from A Story Told (22:24), and celebrating the Bucks - featuring Danny Schmitz (27:14)!

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Episode 331: Community Games on the Go

Sat, 17 Jul 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on fences (2:19), vaccines (5:49), sports news (12:10), and weird Facebook messages (15:05). Plus trouble with the live show (22:16), the Steam Deck (26:20), and new music from Bullpup (32:04)!

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Episode 330: Talk to Me, Dad

Sat, 10 Jul 2021 04:00:00 +0000

At the request of a listener, Pat rambles on the perils of being a new dad.

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Episode 329: Into the Attic

Sat, 03 Jul 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Pat is joined by his best friend (also a Pat) for a deep dive into their music project, Thursday Nights on Campus!

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Episode 328: Paywall Sandwiches

Sat, 26 Jun 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Pat reaches into the mailbag to answer some of your questions on Patreon, Twitch, cheesesteaks, and more.

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Episode 327: Mind Your Posts and Quarrels

Sat, 19 Jun 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Pat meanders his way through tales of social media consequences.

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Episode 326: Separate Bad Ideas

Sat, 12 Jun 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Pat rants on people giving him more unsolicited show advice.

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Episode 325: To Be Specific

Sat, 05 Jun 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on customers being oddly specific over the phone.

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Episode 324: Card Tricks

Sat, 29 May 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Pat tells of the time a customer recommended a new reality show.

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Episode 323: Open Invitation to the Party

Sat, 22 May 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Pat tells all about the first incarnation of the show on Party 934.

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Sat, 10 Apr 2021 13:50:00 +0000

We hear about the Flyers from The Captain (2:17) before Matt Shaw returns to preview WrestleMania 37 while he dodges shady businessmen (5:19)!

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Episode 316: Native MySpace Vibes

Sat, 03 Apr 2021 14:20:00 +0000

After an update from The Captain (2:48), most of Headspace joins the show to talk all about their upcoming EP (7:11) before we play their new song (46:58)!

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Episode 315: Imaginative Noise Code

Sat, 27 Mar 2021 14:30:00 +0000

After an update from The Captain (2:53), Pat welcomes Hallucinogenic Bulb and Wormtooth (6:35) to chat about their new project, Dave’s Inferno!

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Episode 314: Walking with Professional Pain

Sat, 20 Mar 2021 14:30:49 +0000

Pat rambles on painful letdowns (2:51), being a pro musician (8:50), making up words (12:34), Patrick Ewing (15:25), and games he’s playing (21:52). Plus another Walking Tall remake (24:08), Netflix news (26:23), music from Bronnie (30:00), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (34:10)!

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Episode 313: 25 Years of Stimulation

Sat, 13 Mar 2021 16:00:44 +0000

Pat rambles on stimulus checks (2:03), vaccines (5:28), missing old domiciles (9:29), and house upgrades (13:13). Plus Pokémon 25 (18:33), new music from The Nearly Deads (26:53), and some sports notes (30:17), before an Update from The Captain (35:29)! Follow The Nearly Deads on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Spotify, YouTube, and Twitch! Stream or download my EP here! Find more from G. Love … Continue reading Episode 313: 25 Years of Stimulation

Episode 312: You Can’t Cancel My Only Fan

Sat, 06 Mar 2021 14:16:50 +0000

Pat rants on cancellations (3:38) and weird Catholics (6:55), and rambles on awards we’d win (12:56). Plus the debut single from RAVIVE (18:48), MLB and NFL notes (23:05), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (28:26)! Follow RAVIVE on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Spotify! Stream or download my EP here! Find more from G. Love and … Continue reading Episode 312: You Can’t Cancel My Only Fan

Episode 311: Release Your Humiliation

Sat, 27 Feb 2021 13:48:19 +0000

Pat rambles on computer trouble (2:23), embarrassing injuries (4:53), and the new Paramount service (23:04). Plus a new tune from Brooklane (27:24), a Flyers Update from The Captain (30:39), and more! Follow Brooklane on Facebook, Instagram, Spotify, and YouTube! Stream or download my EP here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: … Continue reading Episode 311: Release Your Humiliation

Episode 310: DeLentisized

Sat, 20 Feb 2021 15:39:13 +0000

After a pair of pro tips Pat gets real about Lent (5:20), updates the WWE vs social media saga (11:59), rambles on unconventional valentines (17:22), and shares what’s on his TV (21:01). Plus the latest tune from The Ones You Forgot (25:43), a Flyers Update from The Captain (30:50), MLB notes (32:42), and the deal … Continue reading Episode 310: DeLentisized

Episode 309: Reboot Your Beverage Clone

Sat, 13 Feb 2021 15:59:47 +0000

Josh returns to help Pat ramble on trolling (3:10), snow etiquette (8:10), The Powerpuff Girls (16:01), and summoning beverages (27:59). Plus the latest tune from Eve 6 (58:01), MLB notes (1:02:38), news on the anthem (1:11:00), and more! Follow Eve 6 on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Spotify! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! … Continue reading Episode 309: Reboot Your Beverage Clone

Episode 308: Keep Your Snowy Hands Off My Feet

Sat, 06 Feb 2021 15:58:00 +0000

Pat rambles on snow days (2:35), shares a chat with Velvet Skyline (11:17), and spins a tune from their new record, What We Have in Common (35:59). Plus a Super Bowl preview (40:43), MLB notes (44:47), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (52:11)! Follow Velvet Skyline on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Spotify! Find more … Continue reading Episode 308: Keep Your Snowy Hands Off My Feet

Episode 307: Royal Lip Injections

Sat, 30 Jan 2021 16:02:07 +0000

After an Update from The Captain (2:48), Jill and Joel return to preview the 2021 Royal Rumble (6:53)! We rambled on Rumble picks, potential surprise entrants, women wrestling men, and we even tried to decipher betting odds. (Spoiler: That last part did not go well.) Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with … Continue reading Episode 307: Royal Lip Injections

Episode 306: Grab Your Mittens and Get to the Game

Sat, 23 Jan 2021 15:13:46 +0000

Pat rambles on a new president (2:18) and filling for time (9:54) before playing the latest tune from shallow pools (14:01). Then it’s NFL Playoffs (18:57), MLB HOTSTOVE (24:56), and the first Flyers Update of the year from The Captain (31:36)! Follow shallow pools on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Spotify! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with … Continue reading Episode 306: Grab Your Mittens and Get to the Game

Episode 305: Delivering the Popular News

Sat, 16 Jan 2021 14:27:45 +0000

Pat gets a late submission for your first big news story (3:29), updates his housekeeping progress (5:21), rambles on social media bans (9:12), and shares a delivery patpeeve (17:00). Plus a tune from Mascots (23:10), NFL Divisional Playoffs (27:26), a note on the Eagles (36:29), and more! Check out Mascots on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, and YouTube! Find more from … Continue reading Episode 305: Delivering the Popular News

Episode 304: Wild First Memories

Sat, 09 Jan 2021 15:24:02 +0000

Pat dusts off the soapbox (2:16), shares our first news memories (9:48), and plays a tune from Almost Awake (22:02). Plus NFL Wild Card Weekend (26:10), MLB HOTSTOVE (33:20), NHL notes (36:14), and more! Check out Almost Awake on Facebook, Instagram, Spotify, Twitter, and YouTube! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions … Continue reading Episode 304: Wild First Memories

Episode 303: Multiplayer Shade

Sat, 02 Jan 2021 15:25:58 +0000

Pat rambles on a new setup before sharing a chat with NO SHADE (5:05), and playing a song from his new EP, Broken Down (40:11). Then it’s Cowboys at Giants for NFL Week 17 (44:55) and some MLB notes to wrap the show (48:54)! Check out NO SHADE on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Spotify! Find … Continue reading Episode 303: Multiplayer Shade

Episode 302: Reaching for the Good

Sat, 26 Dec 2020 09:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on appliance woes (3:36), good things from his 2020 (17:06), and shares his conversation with Greg Hill (28:52). Plus a tune from Greg’s new EP (44:41), Titans and Packers for NFL Week 15 (49:38), and more! Check out Greg Hill on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and Linktree! Find more from G. Love and Special … Continue reading Episode 302: Reaching for the Good

Episode 301: Holiday TV Funhouse

Sat, 19 Dec 2020 09:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on upgrading the studio (3:39), tells his favorite retail story (5:22), and shares our favorite holiday TV specials (18:20). Plus hear festive tunes from The Wild & Free (14:20), Point North (24:50), Hana Kahn (33:25), BRONNIE (42:37), Bleached (49:21), Left of Love (58:48), and MUCH BETTER (1:08:00)! Happy holidays! Find more from G. … Continue reading Episode 301: Holiday TV Funhouse

Episode 300: There Goes the Neighborhood

Sat, 12 Dec 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Josh and Pat ramble on Philadelphia sports and Kevin Bacon (5:03), trouble in the studio (7:58), following the rules (10:28), and our favorite COVID conspiracies (12:08). Plus the Trapt takedown (32:15), Twitch streaming (40:44), Steelers at Bills for NFL Week 14 (45:18), and MLB/NBA notes to wrap it up (52:32)! Find more from G. Love … Continue reading Episode 300: There Goes the Neighborhood

Episode 299: Forgive My Misunderstanding

Sat, 05 Dec 2020 13:37:03 +0000

Pat rambles on his music project (3:30), rants on debt forgiveness (7:29), and plays the latest song from The Nearly Deads (13:37). Plus a quick patpeeve on the Phillies (18:14), before taking aim at the NFL for Week 13 (21:35)! Follow The Nearly Deads on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Spotify, YouTube, and Twitch! Find more from G. Love and … Continue reading Episode 299: Forgive My Misunderstanding

Episode 298: Gross Insubordination

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 12:58:17 +0000

Pat remembers the day when he was convinced he’d get fired. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 297: Amateur Hour

Sun, 29 Nov 2020 16:05:40 +0000

Pat rants on the type of shopper who storms the malls during the holiday season. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 296: Take Your Time with Friends

Sat, 28 Nov 2020 13:48:49 +0000

Pat rambles on our favorite long weekends (3:47), what he’s been watching and streaming (15:38), the latest tune from Royals (23:05), and Panthers at Vikings for NFL Week 12 (27:06). Follow Royals on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Spotify, and YouTube! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! … Continue reading Episode 296: Take Your Time with Friends

Episode 295: Blackest Day and Night

Fri, 27 Nov 2020 13:25:11 +0000

Pat recaps all of his Black Friday experiences, and wonders what this one will look like. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 294: Finding Our Thanks

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 14:19:35 +0000

Pat rambles on being thankful in 2020, the benefits of not having parties, and more. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 293: Between the Meats

Wed, 25 Nov 2020 13:03:19 +0000

Pat shares answers from musicians once again, this time to the most important question of them all. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 292: Plenty of Cheez

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 13:11:42 +0000

Pat wonders where Cheez Whiz belongs on the food pyramid, at the suggestion of a loyal listener. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 291: Sailing Through the Shadows

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 12:58:14 +0000

Pat rambles on ninjas versus pirates, at the suggestion of a loyal listener. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 290: Buy Low, Sell Lower

Sun, 22 Nov 2020 15:07:20 +0000

Pat talks about low-rent eBay: The Marketplace on Facebook. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 289: Your Votes Will Fit Here

Sat, 21 Nov 2020 15:04:19 +0000

Pat rambles on messing with displays (3:22), having fun with Soundtrap and Twitch (13:56), AEW video games (16:50), and spins a new song from Halflives (21:46). Plus Colts at Packers for NFL Week 11 (26:29), a pair of MLB notes (29:09), and the Hall of Fame ballot (33:40)! Follow Halflives on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Spotify, and YouTube! Connect with The … Continue reading Episode 289: Your Votes Will Fit Here

Episode 288: Take Me Out of the Ballgame

Fri, 20 Nov 2020 12:54:05 +0000

Pat recalls the time he was on the baseball team. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 287: Hired From the Car

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 12:37:40 +0000

Pat tells the tales of interviewing for internships in two very different ways. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 286: Mock Interview

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 12:52:35 +0000

Pat remembers a time when he interviewed to be on a radio show. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 285: Oh What Could Have Been

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 12:56:50 +0000

Pat tells of a segment that could have been: reading personal ads. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 284: For the Love of the Show

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 12:58:14 +0000

Pat recalls the few times he was reprimanded during his live radio days. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 283: A New Party-Planning Committee

Sun, 15 Nov 2020 13:53:35 +0000

Pat rambles on what 2020 holidays will be like. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 282: Now We Have New Questions

Sat, 14 Nov 2020 15:59:52 +0000

Pat remembers Alex Trebek (2:14), rambles on democracy in the park (8:34), and shares your best ragequit stories (18:08). Plus the latest tune from Last Night Saved My Life (27:09), Bills at Cardinals for NFL Week 10 (31:42), and a bunch of MLB notes (35:10)! Follow Last Night Saved My Life on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Spotify, and YouTube! Connect with … Continue reading Episode 282: Now We Have New Questions

Episode 281: Stepping on Your Own Toes

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 12:55:40 +0000

Pat wonders aloud about people walking out of movies. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 280: A Stand Up Suggestion

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 12:47:03 +0000

Pat remembers a line from his Dad, and shares what else would have been in his new stand-up act. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 279: Trapped in a Sticky Place

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 13:58:13 +0000

Pat rambles on the worst of his retail days. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 278: Sorry Chad, I Can’t Look at Your Photograph

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 12:46:39 +0000

Pat rants on Instagram being the least user-friendly app in the game. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 277: Taking Your Tips Downtown

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:51:01 +0000

Pat shares the answers from musicians to one of his favorite questions: How do your songs come together? Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 276: Keep My Name Outta Your Tweet

Sun, 08 Nov 2020 14:42:41 +0000

Pat rants on people being snitches on social media. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 275: Turn Off Your Phone and Read the Room

Sat, 07 Nov 2020 12:41:21 +0000

Pat rambles on doing daily podcasts (4:02), election overload (7:04), another MLB blunder (11:50), and games he’s been playing (14:15). Plus the latest tune from ANSON (24:03), Saints at Buccaneers for NFL Week 9 (29:55), and AEW Full Gear (34:18)! Follow ANSON on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, and Spotify! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the … Continue reading Episode 275: Turn Off Your Phone and Read the Room

Episode 274: Not a Very Good Houseguest

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 12:59:58 +0000

Pat talks about an annual sale at the card store when “loyal customers” still didn’t understand how coupons worked. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 273: Tape Up Your Bubble

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 12:39:29 +0000

Pat rambles on the pros and cons of playing in a sports bubble. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 272: 24 Hours of Nonsense

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 12:06:46 +0000

Pat rants on the problems with 24-hour news channels. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 271: Crap Open Your Ballot

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 12:59:15 +0000

Pat gets right to it to talk about the importance of casting your vote. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 270: Another Friendly Ghost

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 12:29:08 +0000

Pat recalls the time his high school sent a very troubling letter home to Mom. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 269: A Favorite Holiday

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 14:05:19 +0000

Pat kicks off 30 episodes in 30 days by reminiscing about a great school holiday. Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast

Episode 268: Don’t Spook Your TV

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 14:09:59 +0000

Pat rambles about your favorite Halloween specials (4:44), shares a timely patpeeve (24:23), spins a festive tune from MUCH BETTER (28:24), recaps the World Series (30:07), and more! Check out MUCH BETTER on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Spotify! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by … Continue reading Episode 268: Don’t Spook Your TV

Episode 267: Pop the Cork from a Distance

Sat, 24 Oct 2020 13:39:24 +0000

Pat shares some big news (2:34), rambles on COVID wedding (6:47), and updates the WWE vs. Twitch patpeeve (9:32). Plus new music from shallow pools (19:00), World Series talk (23:36), and Steelers at Titans for NFL Week 7 (29:04)! Follow shallow pools on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions … Continue reading Episode 267: Pop the Cork from a Distance

Episode 266: Camp on Your Own Stupid Screen

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 03:10:14 +0000

Pat rambles on our favorite GoldenEye weapons (3:03), spins the latest song from Bleached (14:15), previews Bears at Panthers for NFL Week 6 (17:54), and wraps with some MLB playoff chatter (21:10). Follow Bleached on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Spotify, and Bandcamp! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the … Continue reading Episode 266: Camp on Your Own Stupid Screen

Episode 265: Wrestling with Sus Neighbors

Sat, 10 Oct 2020 16:08:13 +0000

Pat and Josh talk work from home setups (3:52), repair issues (5:45), Jersey Mike’s (7:08), parking problems (10:08), and Among Us (13:19). Then it’s a deep dive on your favorite wrestling rivalries (16:44) before some rambling on Colts at Browns for NFL Week 5 (47:19) and the MLB playoffs (52:58)! Find more from G. Love … Continue reading Episode 265: Wrestling with Sus Neighbors

Episode 264: Marry Your Merry Clone, Mary

Sat, 03 Oct 2020 15:39:50 +0000

Tim returns to his show (4:18) to talk with Pat about what COVID changes should stay, sports without fans, mispronouncing words, and cloning. Plus NFL notes on Chargers vs. Buccaneers, the Eagles-Bengals tie, the greatness of Aaron Rodgers and Patrick Mahomes, and more! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting … Continue reading Episode 264: Marry Your Merry Clone, Mary

Episode 263: Learn to Change the Channel

Sat, 26 Sep 2020 12:11:07 +0000

Pat rambles on watching too much news (3:08), shows and games on his screens this week (12:16), and how virtual learning is really going (16:39). Then it’s sports time with BAL at KC for NFL Week 3 (24:37) and a look at the new format for the MLB playoffs (28:54), before wrapping the show with … Continue reading Episode 263: Learn to Change the Channel

Episode 262: Take the L on Your Chinstrap

Sat, 19 Sep 2020 12:13:59 +0000

After a quick work/life update (2:36), Pat shares your anti-mask stories (6:15), answers some fan mail (16:31), and briefly recaps the PlayStation 5 showcase (23:29). Plus the latest tune from 12 Stones (27:00), five years on The Network (31:52), some MLB notes (34:13), and NE at SEA for NFL Week 2 (39:33)! Follow 12 Stones … Continue reading Episode 262: Take the L on Your Chinstrap

Episode 261: Riding Switch to Stay on Twitch

Sat, 12 Sep 2020 15:27:29 +0000

Pat rambles on changing plans (1:59), baked goods (4:40), WWE vs. Twitch streamers (10:48), and playing the new Tony Hawk (17:20). Plus a tune from MUCH BETTER (25:38), ARI at SF for NFL Week 1 (31:28), and the last Flyers Update of the season from The Captain (35:29)! *WARNING: This episode contains explicit content.* Check … Continue reading Episode 261: Riding Switch to Stay on Twitch

Episode 260: Be Firm with Your TV

Sat, 05 Sep 2020 15:12:43 +0000

Pat remembers Chadwick Boseman (3:45), rambles on our TV no-fly list (8:17), and sets the record straight for Hank and Red (20:54). Plus MLB (25:10) and rasslin (30:04) notes, and a Flyers Update from The Captain (33:07)! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support … Continue reading Episode 260: Be Firm with Your TV

Episode 259: Digging for Swimsuits and Sushi Trophies

Sat, 29 Aug 2020 15:23:31 +0000

After a quick repair update, Pat rambles on cleaning finds (6:24), reads some fan mail (14:32), makes fun of dumb sports announcers (22:12), and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (29:07). Then he welcomes The Wild & Free to the show for a chat (32:45) before playing their song, Out of Time (51:40)! *NOTE: … Continue reading Episode 259: Digging for Swimsuits and Sushi Trophies

Episode 258: Helping Jerry and Newman from Home

Sat, 22 Aug 2020 13:44:00 +0000

Pat rambles on the Post Office (2:58), updates on recipe blogs and working from home (12:06), an exciting delivery (16:57), a fun Twitch stream (21:38), discount movie reviews (26:50), the end of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (31:17), a tune from the new Point North album (36:57), MLB notes (40:44), WWE and AEW news (51:14), and a visit from The Captain (56:34)!

Episode 257: Keep Your Showgirls in Bubble WAP

Sat, 15 Aug 2020 14:08:24 +0000

Josh makes his return to the show to talk Showgirls (4:03), COVID in Florida (6:08), a different Taco Bell Trot (10:01), fixing the Middle East (12:36), and the WAP masterpiece (16:29). Plus a question on long movies (21:26), MLB news and notes (45:13), NHL playoffs (1:04:34), a visit from The Captain (1:15:08), and more! *NOTE: … Continue reading Episode 257: Keep Your Showgirls in Bubble WAP

Episode 256: Wake Me Up to Trot Outside the Bubble

Sat, 08 Aug 2020 15:58:38 +0000

Pat rambles on two garage problems (2:36), getting more exercise (8:33), Neon Abyss (11:15), crossing movies off the list (13:23), some MLB news (17:20), an NBA bubble update (21:20), a new XFL owner (23:40), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (25:43). Then Pat talks to Paul McCoy from 12 Stones about going independent, being … Continue reading Episode 256: Wake Me Up to Trot Outside the Bubble

Episode 255: Some People Can’t Help Themselves

Sat, 01 Aug 2020 13:02:57 +0000

Pat rambles on home repairs before getting to our Game Show Host Mount Rushmore (4:29), virtual staff meetings (15:36), and playing a tune from Lowborn (23:06). Plus the week that was in baseball (27:39) with updates on Joe Kelly (33:18), the Marlins/Phillies mess (38:13), and more – plus a surprise visit from The Captain after … Continue reading Episode 255: Some People Can’t Help Themselves

Episode 254: Make Space for the Kraken

Sat, 25 Jul 2020 14:14:52 +0000

Pat rambles on flipping the studio (2:28), Mom’s visit (6:48), enjoying Twitch (8:28), and bringing back MySpace (15:32). Plus new music from The Ones You Forgot (29:11), returning sports (34:15), and more! Follow The Ones You Forgot on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support … Continue reading Episode 254: Make Space for the Kraken

Episode 253: Discord Treats Tedward Like Sheetz

Sat, 18 Jul 2020 05:20:43 +0000

Pat welcomes Derek and Thad from Headspace (5:33) to talk lineup changes, writing in quarantine, King of the Hill, and more before playing their latest song (51:04)! Follow Headspace on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! … Continue reading Episode 253: Discord Treats Tedward Like Sheetz

Episode 252: Don’t Drop Me in Lava

Sat, 11 Jul 2020 13:30:11 +0000

Pat rambles on being a hypocrite (4:08), your bad delivery tales (7:01), getting the wrong food (14:12), and teams changing names (20:02). Plus Floor is Lava (25:54), new music from The Band of Heathens (29:06), a fun fact about movie props (33:21), and some music news to wrap the show (34:48)! Follow The Band of Heathens on … Continue reading Episode 252: Don’t Drop Me in Lava

Episode 251: They Serve Among Us

Sat, 04 Jul 2020 12:18:44 +0000

Pat remembers Fez (2:37) before rambling on secret apartments (13:30), restaurant ads (21:51), The Douchebag (29:30), and more before sending you home with a war story. Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Crap open a cold one! Podcast Show notes

Episode 250: You Knead a Mask for the Movies

Sat, 27 Jun 2020 12:52:48 +0000

Pat rambles on modern convenience (3:23), favorite breads (9:37), and games he’s playing (18:50). Plus Walking Tall sequels (25:13), the AMC reopening plan (29:20), and a song from Point North (38:14)! Check out Point North on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Crap … Continue reading The Melting Pat Episode 250: You Knead a Mask for the Movies

Episode 249: Don’t Knock Me Down for the Summer

Sat, 20 Jun 2020 14:40:49 +0000

Pat opens with a tribute (2:55) before rambling on Long Gone Summer (10:41), and PlayStation 5 (32:30). Plus more problems with MLB (38:19), the latest song from Kestrels (46:39), and more! Follow Kestrels on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, and Spotify! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! … Continue reading Episode 249: Don’t Knock Me Down for the Summer

Episode 248: Rage Against Your Fake Commander

Sat, 13 Jun 2020 13:33:02 +0000

Pat rambles on NASCAR (3:40), favorite fictional presidents (8:10), Degrassi games (12:33), a new Elmer Fudd (14:46), Rage Against the Machine (17:05), and the greatest tagline ever (20:15). Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap … Continue reading Episode 248: Rage Against Your Fake Commander

Episode 247: Don’t Hang Up on Kirk

Sat, 06 Jun 2020 12:10:58 +0000

Pat rambles on corrected tweets (2:26), the news (9:12), a new Uber service (22:38), and plans to bring back sports (26:26), before a chat with Double Identity (34:31) and their new single (1:20:21)! Check out Double Identity on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, and Spotify! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and … Continue reading Episode 247: Don’t Hang Up on Kirk

Episode 246: TV Tricks with NASA and Charles

Sat, 30 May 2020 11:52:47 +0000

Pat rambles on our TV tropes (2:45), a parallel universe (11:14), trickery at Chuck E. Cheese (13:58), advice for TV writers (16:15), and plays a tune from shallow pools (20:14)! Check out shallow pools on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help … Continue reading Episode 246: TV Tricks with NASA and Charles

Episode 245: Grab Your Phone and Write the Story We Told

Sat, 23 May 2020 11:24:38 +0000

Pat rambles on home life (2:26), potential celebrity memoirs (4:37), a problem with TV characters (11:34), and restarting sports (15:54) before a chat with Josh from A Story Told (20:32) and their latest single (43:50)! Follow A Story Told on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and … Continue reading Episode 245: Grab Your Phone and Write the Story We Told

Episode 244: Google My Terms of Service

Sat, 16 May 2020 11:01:45 +0000

Pat rambles on Google Duo calls (3:47), trouble with YouTube (7:35), and Apple Support saving the day (15:04). Plus what’s on TV (20:09), games he’s playing (26:36), and Jerry Stiller (31:44). Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us … Continue reading Episode 244: Google My Terms of Service

Episode 243: Here’s to You Not Spoiling The Last Dance

Sat, 09 May 2020 14:22:59 +0000

Pat welcomes Greg Almeida for a lovely chat about being in nature, horror video games, empty complaining, and more (5:51) before playing a tune from Here’s to You (59:34). Then Danny Schmitz returns for some basketball fun as they recap the next two episodes of The Last Dance (1:04:44)! *WARNING: This episode contains explicit content.* … Continue reading Episode 243: Here’s to You Not Spoiling The Last Dance

Episode 242: Beware the Dennis Dance

Sat, 02 May 2020 14:27:50 +0000

Pat shares what’s on around the network before rambling on the Lord’s Work (6:27), going old school (8:14), and the state of the world (11:33). Plus rental fun (14:06), trouble at AMC (17:46), and Danny Schmitz returns for the next two episodes of The Last Dance (24:56)! *WARNING: This episode contains explicit content.* Find more … Continue reading Episode 242: Beware the Dennis Dance

Episode 241: Let’s Dance While We Wait

Sat, 25 Apr 2020 14:24:24 +0000

Pat rambles on post-lockdown plans (5:40), plays the latest tune from Midfield (19:34), and welcomes Danny Schmitz back to talk about the first two episodes of The Last Dance (24:42)! Check out Midfield on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here Support the show … Continue reading Episode 241: Let’s Dance While We Wait

Episode 240: It’s MUCH BETTER If You Stay Home

Sat, 18 Apr 2020 14:28:57 +0000

Pat rambles on reopening America (2:41), travel issues (4:31), and Rent-a-Center (8:25). Plus sharing senior pictures (13:52), the return of Charlie Saxton (20:12), and new music from MUCH BETTER (51:05)! *WARNING: This episode contains explicit content.* Check out MUCH BETTER on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Spotify! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect … Continue reading Episode 240: It’s MUCH BETTER If You Stay Home

Episode 239: Back for Another Display

Sat, 11 Apr 2020 14:22:28 +0000

Pat rambles on new gear (4:21), going back to work (6:22), and two-day WrestleMania (14:48). Plus unpopular opinions (25:21), potential plans for baseball (42:09), the latest tune from Skarlett Riot (46:31), and more! Check out Skarlett Riot on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Spotify, and YouTube! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The … Continue reading Episode 239: Back for Another Display

Episode 238: Wild Times on Sesame Street

Sat, 04 Apr 2020 14:21:07 +0000

Pat shares a quick life update before Matt Shaw returns to preview the most unique WrestleMania of all time (6:27)! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat: Submit questions and comments here! Support the show by donating here – help us sound better! Crap open a cold one! Podcast Show notes

Episode 237: Believe in Rick Moranis

Sat, 28 Mar 2020 04:00:00 +0000

Josh returns in HD to ramble with Pat on missing sports (4:01), our favorite pasta dishes (7:28), and DOOM Eternal (22:20). Plus PC problems (28:00), betting on game shows (30:42), and the return of Rick Moranis (34:28)!

Episode 236: Ignore the Apple Tree

Sat, 21 Mar 2020 04:00:00 +0000

Pat welcomes Doug Coleman back to ramble on season three of Castlevania on Netflix!

Episode 235: Not Suspended by Corona

Sat, 14 Mar 2020 04:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on the news (3:32), the cereal vs. milk debate (14:59), and Degrassi (20:51). Plus a tune from Unquiet Nights (25:38), MLB notes on Christian Yelich and the new reliever rule (30:42), and a visit from The Captain (37:58)!

Episode 234: Share Your Answers for America

Sat, 07 Mar 2020 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on steakhouses (3:20), shares the choices for the new US national anthem (8:33), plays a tune from the new VISTA EP (21:21), recaps some rasslin (26:33), and gets a visit from The Captain (31:33). Then: Maurice Rush makes his debut (37:02), Jill returns (51:23), and I dive in (1:00:04) to answer James Lipton’s famous ten questions.

Episode 233: Okay Stern Anderson

Sat, 29 Feb 2020 05:00:00 +0000

After a visit from The Captain (2:35), Pat welcomes Phil and a debuting third man to preview AEW Revolution - and go on plenty of tangents along the way (6:36)!

Episode 232: Sorry About Your Krusty Krab

Sat, 22 Feb 2020 05:00:00 +0000

After a bit of self-promotion Pat rambles on ski weekend (4:56), calling customer service (13:14), and the end of BoJack Horseman (26:56). Plus the latest tune from shallow pools (31:00), the Astros apology tour (35:25), the XFL (43:30), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (49:27)!

Episode 231: Almost the Greatest Ripoff of All Time

Sat, 15 Feb 2020 05:00:00 +0000

Pat welcomes back Doug Coleman (Almost Better Than Silence, Missed Out Records) to ramble on the Jeopardy!: The Greatest of All Time tournament (3:53), breaking up via text (22:53), and how Doug is going to start ripping off The Melting Pat (28:57)!

Episode 230: A Taste of the Truth

Sat, 08 Feb 2020 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on the news (3:56), chatty cashiers (10:45), the Super Bowl (13:45), and licking monuments (17:38). Plus the truth behind a beloved character (24:50), a song from standards (32:15), and the Mookie Betts trade (36:39).

Episode 229: Not Everything is Fixed

Sat, 01 Feb 2020 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on repair updates (3:09), HelloFresh (7:18), seeing Point North (12:27), and shares a retail throwback (21:22). Plus the latest tune from Brooklane (31:27), MLB news and notes (35:58), KC vs. SF for Super Bowl LIV (41:55), and Kobe (45:49).

Episode 228: Flying Over the Radar

Sat, 25 Jan 2020 05:00:00 +0000

Phil and Joel return to preview the 2020 Royal Rumble - with lots of pizza grabbing, can opening, and tangents in between - and the Captain drops in after the credits!

Episode 227: At Least the Blockheads Won’t Catch Fire

Sat, 18 Jan 2020 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on the news before getting into home repairs (6:07) and breaking up via text (11:30), and spins a tune from here/now (29:16). Plus the Divisional Round of the NFL playoffs (34:59), punishment for the Astros (43:21), and a post-credits visit from The Captain!

Episode 226: Proudly Serving Disciplined Breakfast

Sat, 11 Jan 2020 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on current events (2:10), decorating the studio (5:12), our favorite cereals (8:32), and what he’s been up to (28:25). Plus the latest tune from shallow pools (33:26), the Divisional Round of the NFL Playoffs (38:11), a Flyers Update from The Captain (49:03), and Facebook fun with Pride Nights (51:22)!

Episode 225: Allergy Blackouts and Cheese

Sat, 04 Jan 2020 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on resolutions and the new Jeopardy! tournament, blackouts (6:51), Kraft vs. Velveeta (9:47), and rants on office jerks (23:58). Plus expensive old games (29:19), a tune from Birthday Boy (37:08), NFL Wildcard Playoffs (42:45), some NBA news (52:18) and more!

Episode 224: Fight For Your Holidays

Sat, 28 Dec 2019 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on more holidays (2:04), his trip to the mall (8:56), Christmas fun (15:42), listener questions (19:01), and being audited at work (24:27). Plus music from Falyn (31:58), 49ers at Seahawks for NFL Week 17 (37:09), some MLB notes (40:15), New Year’s Eve plans (44:09), and a post-credits visit from The Captain!

Episode 223: Celebrate Simply, Die Hard

Sat, 21 Dec 2019 05:00:00 +0000

Pat tells his favorite retail story (4:40), shares our favorite Christmas movies (17:53), reveals our wish lists (34:19), talks holiday traditions (48:37), and gets a post-credits visit from The Captain (1:03:49).

Episode 222: You Paid Too Much for Me

Sat, 14 Dec 2019 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on getting a Christmas tree (4:52), enjoying his Sunday routine (8:58), people being overcharged (12:50), gift cards for Christmas (21:13), some new video games (35:06), a song from The Ones You Forgot (40:56), Texans at Titans for NFL Week 15 (46:33), MLB Winter Meetings notes (50:52), and more!

Episode 221: Your Trash is Ruining My Cameo

Sat, 07 Dec 2019 14:34:00 +0000

Pat yells about human obstacles (4:17), reveals our Cameo picks (11:43), rants on cafeteria debt (20:15), and rambles on video game stuff (26:52). Plus the latest tune from Point North (36:15), the cheating Astros (42:08), Seahawks at Rams for NFL Week 14 (52:41), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (56:56)!

Episode 220: Dry Your Hands for a Clappy Thanksgiving

Thu, 28 Nov 2019 05:00:00 +0000

Pat and Jill ramble on holidays in their new home before getting real about Hobby Lobby (5:50), yelling about automatic hand dryers (13:58), and hyping Castle Rock and The World According to Jeff Goldblum (18:32). Plus some Thanksgiving clapbacks (25:07), Bills at Cowboys for NFL Week 13 (30:23), and the Captain returns with a Flyers update (38:04)!

Episode 219: Kids Need Their Bulletins

Sat, 23 Nov 2019 05:00:00 +0000

Pat remembers Dwight (2:42), rambles on well-written kids shows (21:11), and muses on MySpace bulletins (41:40). Plus a quick note on Google Stadia (51:21), a tune from Everway (54:28), Packers at 49ers for NFL Week 12 (58:51), and more!

Episode 218: BOGO Ghosts Would Be Less Scary

Sat, 16 Nov 2019 05:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on winter woes (3:35), pumpkin spice lattes (5:04), a Twitter tale on McCoupons (8:23), travel troubles (13:06), and our favorite urban legends (19:06). Plus what’s new in entertainment (32:21), a conversation with Elesa Marmo (39:39), a song from her new EP (56:01), and some sports stuff to wrap the show!

Episode 217: Super Swig Party

Sat, 09 Nov 2019 05:00:00 +0000

Phil and Joel make their debut in the dungeon to preview AEW Full Gear, talk pros and cons of the company thus far, and go on a bunch of rasslin tangents along the way. And The Captain stops by after the bell for an update on the Fly Guys!

Episode 216: Make the Show in Your Language

Sat, 02 Nov 2019 14:04:00 +0000

Pat rambles on Halloween (3:29), TV shows we’d make (12:31), watching with subtitles (20:48), news on Netflix and PS Vue (24:17), and some new video games (29:27). Plus a tune from 90’s Kids (33:52), a World Series recap (39:25), Lions at Raiders for NFL Week 9 (46:52), a Flyers Update from The Captain (50:34), and more!

Episode 215: Hallo-no I’m Sick Again

Sat, 26 Oct 2019 14:06:00 +0000

Pat recaps the TRL party (3:22), then rambles on how we celebrate Halloween (7:39), people leaving their lights on “for safety” (19:12), our favorite and least favorite candy (23:39), our best costumes (32:55), and people giving out not-candy (43:59). Plus a new tune from VISTA (54:30), World Series and MLB manager news (1:00:51), Panthers at 49ers for NFL Week 8 (63:50), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:05:27)!

Episode 214: Serving Time in the Vent

Sat, 19 Oct 2019 14:09:00 +0000

Pat rambles on simpler times and vent buddies (3:58), spending time at the mall (7:49), best and worst Lunchables (16:02), new video games (29:08), a tune from Peter Hunt and The Great Outdoors (37:57), Ravens at Seahawks for NFL Week 7 (43:01), MLB playoffs (48:29), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (53:12)!

Episode 213: Candy Corn Does Not Taste Like Marshmallows

Sat, 12 Oct 2019 14:12:00 +0000

Pat shares a Halloween candy PSA (5:31) before rambling on distracted drivers (13:18), an angry Yelper (17:48), hated games we love (23:42), and the latest tune from Headspace (40:22). Plus a slobberknocker for NFL Week 6 (44:34), Danny Schmitz explains the NBA vs. China (49:27), MLB playoffs (52:40), Gabe Kapler’s firing (57:25), and the season debut of The Captain (1:03:25)!

Episode 212: The One with the Texas

Sat, 05 Oct 2019 14:18:00 +0000

Pat returns home and rambles on lazy employees, museums, chili, and more!

Episode 211: Underrated Ad Reads For Maine

Sat, 28 Sep 2019 14:20:00 +0000

Tim returns for another edition of Something Provacatrio! They discuss Airbnb (6:19), reading ads (18:20), celebrating birthday weeks (20:36), and blaming the stars for bad behavior (25:49). Plus MIN @ CHI for NFL Week 4 (30:21), other news in the NFL (35:33), and a special underrated: living at home (43:23)!

Episode 210: You Can Call Me to Play Some Games (Just Not THAT One)

Sat, 21 Sep 2019 14:23:00 +0000

Pat starts with some show news (2:48) before ranting on nonsense with fancy gadgetry (5:34), rambling on beloved games we hate (17:05), and two console releases (31:48). Plus some entertainment news on The Office, Breaking Bad, and Ash winning the big one (33:25), “breaking” news on Antonio Brown (37:35), HOU @ LAC for NFL Week 3 (38:21), and more!

Episode 209: Keep Your Hands to Yourself in Class

Sat, 14 Sep 2019 14:25:00 +0000

Pat rambles on his weekend of reprimanding adults and NFL Sunday (4:46), our picks for actors as teachers (9:05), gets another movie review from Omar (20:15), and shares what’s new in entertainment (22:23). Plus a tune from Last Night Saved My Life (31:26), NO @ LAR for NFL Week 2 (35:45), a few baseball notes (40:29), and some bonus singing to end the show (44:09)!

Episode 208: Decorated Lady Weapons

Sat, 07 Sep 2019 14:28:00 +0000

Pat and Josh ramble on uncle powers (4:25), weekend plans (8:00), and decorating for Halloween (9:47). Plus some new video games - featuring Busterella (26:39), KC @ JAX for NFL Week 1 (37:39), the return of college football (41:28), and September baseball chatter (44:15)!

Episode 207: Telltale Signs of Chaos Brownies

Sat, 31 Aug 2019 14:31:00 +0000

Pat recaps his wonderful weekend at Keystone Comic Con (5:39), rambles on our favorite desserts (25:13), plays a tune from Forever Emerald (38:20), and shares a couple of news topics to wrap the show (43:55)!

Episode 206: Wrestling for Appetizers at the Movies

Sat, 24 Aug 2019 14:34:00 +0000

Pat hypes Keystone Comic Con before rambling on seeing live rasslin (6:02), some AEW and WWE news (9:15), our favorite appetizers (16:41), and some new video games (24:18). Plus Omar Goes to the Movies (30:43), the latest tune from Midfield (35:26), the return of weird news (40:48), and what’s up around the network!

Episode 205: It’s No Surprise I Walked for Toasty Tacos

Sat, 17 Aug 2019 14:38:00 +0000

Pat rambles on birthday parties (3:31), walking for tacos (6:19), our favorite Mortal Kombat characters (16:09), rants on seat blockers (30:38), plays a tune from Werwe (41:04), and more

Episode 204: Reloading Weird Inner Monologues

Sat, 10 Aug 2019 14:43:00 +0000

Pat rambles on being handy in the studio (2:29) and making time for creativity (6:38), yells about gun things (11:52) and smoothly transitions to our sexiest cartoon characters (25:12). Plus some new video games (34:31), a tune from Breaking Even (40:27), WWE SummerSlam (46:21), some baseball updates (57:44), and how he’s making Twitter fun again (1:03:14).

Episode 203: Serial Meat Pie Chip Killers

Sat, 03 Aug 2019 14:46:00 +0000

Jill and Josh return to talk the problem with vending machines (3:06), Seattle vacations (5:30), and a troubling program in Arizona (9:49). Plus they stumble through live sitcom suggestions (13:10), hype some new video games (24:31), and Jill turns off her mic while Pat and Josh recap the MLB trade deadline (39:30)!

Episode 202: Cooling Down the Crapping

Sat, 27 Jul 2019 14:49:00 +0000

Pat rambles on being too damn hot (3:25), upcoming vacation (6:36), radio silence (8:41), a question on crapping open too many cold ones (14:41), and what’s on his screens (21:06). Plus a new tune from Bleached (28:32), and a baseball roundup: Hall of Fame (33:14), a big weekend for the NL East (36:15), and robot umpires (39:46)!

Episode 201: Flying in the Face of Frustration

Sat, 20 Jul 2019 14:55:00 +0000

Pat rants on being frustrated by yard work (3:12) and rude colleagues (5:31), rambles on a busy Saturday (17:12), and takes shirtless dudes to task with this week’s question (24:03). Plus new video games (32:06), Nintendo Switch Lite (36:09), and the latest tune from Proper (42:14)!

Episode 200: No One Changed the Password

Sat, 13 Jul 2019 14:59:00 +0000

We made it! Ben Beck returns after your performance reviews to give his take on the show, and to chat about a few other things (3:54), before we play Lazy Scranton and hope for the best (36:21). Then Pat rambles about the good in his universe since the first episode (38:30) and shares your good vibes (52:24), before Jill comes downstairs to join the fun (58:11)!

Episode 199: Pay Your Dues to Uncle Phil

Sat, 06 Jul 2019 15:02:00 +0000

Pat talks on-air slaps (3:53) and adventures in renting (5:44), rants on porta potties (11:45), and dives in to our favorite TV dads (16:03). Plus the latest tune from Double Identity (32:57), a Phillies update (40:26), a fireworks snafu (43:17), and Vito stops by with some Superwins (48:42)!

Episode 198: New Digs, Same Hack

Sat, 29 Jun 2019 15:08:00 +0000

Pat rambles on a busy weekend (5:08), goes all in on our favorite TV moms (13:21), and shares some of the latest video games (29:55). Plus a tune from Remember Sports (37:11), a little baseball news (40:54), some fan mail (48:23), and more!

Episode 197: Moving, Morphing, and Manholes

Sat, 22 Jun 2019 15:56:00 +0000

Pat rambles on studio building (3:39), Wizard World (10:40), our favorite book series (20:25), and what's new in gaming (29:42). Plus the latest tune from Plans (36:01), moving baseball teams (41:30), and a funny moment with turtles (47:47)!

Episode 196: Sell Your Stuff to the Iron Man

Fri, 14 Jun 2019 15:59:00 +0000

Pat rambles on epic rumbles (3:50), the Franklin Institute Marvel exhibit (14:35), and Designated Survivor (20:52), rants on storage spaces (22:13), gives a quick sports update (26:51), and lays out his next milestone episode plan (31:16)!

Episode 195: Quit Knocking and Go Find Some Friends

Sat, 08 Jun 2019 16:05:00 +0000

Pat rambles on yoga lessons (5:00), being a PayPal guy (10:31), furniture shopping at mom's (13:20), and Jeopardy James (16:41). Plus our favorite multiplayer games (20:42), the latest tune from Get Your Head Straight (32:48), an impromptu patpeeve on salesmen (38:20), a Superwin update from Vito (44:27), and some thoughts on Pride (47:06).

Episode 194: Send a Note to Pick Up Sally

Sat, 01 Jun 2019 16:09:00 +0000

Pat rambles on phone woes (4:00) and our best sandwiches (11:17), rants on recipe blogs (25:09), shares some new video games (30:15), plays the latest tune from VISTA (36:02), and goes around the horn for MLB news (39:51).

Episode 193: Limit the Babies in the White House

Sat, 25 May 2019 16:15:00 +0000

Pat rambles on hardwood floors (4:55) and if we would visit the White House (8:51), rants on social media babies (15:18), and shares some new video games (20:53). Plus the latest tune from Bronnie (25:02), some MLB notes & a patpeeve on innings limits (29:13), working the Memorial Day shift (43:08), and more!

Episode 192: You Got Lysol on the Watermelon

Sat, 18 May 2019 16:18:00 +0000

Pat rambles on the news (2:31), finally seeing Avengers (5:49), our favorite TV finales (8:22), and people getting mad at cartoon weddings (19:17). Plus some new games to play (24:46), the latest tune from kill joy. (30:41), Phillies notes (35:42), and his dad's response (41:54)!

Episode 191: Billy the Godfather and His Messy Garage

Sat, 11 May 2019 16:22:00 +0000

Pat and Josh ramble on skipping guests (2:10), moving advice (4:23), and parents on social media (5:37), rant on taking your time at the counter (12:53), and Josh tries to figure out the new video games (16:57). Plus games being "too hard" (23:40), live action Sonic and Aladdin (27:06), messing with people on Twitter (33:04), baseball stuff (37:09), and NHL/NBA playoffs (55:32)!

Episode 190: Clipping in the Echo Chamber

Sat, 04 May 2019 16:25:00 +0000

Pat rambles on moving, angry landlords, studio setups, and the end of Gotham.

Episode 189: Grinding in Tribute to George

Fri, 26 Apr 2019 16:28:00 +0000

Jill returns to join the patpeeve hour! Complaints include Easter as a second Christmas, rudeness on public transit, face time in public, hitting the snooze, and much more. And after the credits, Vito stops by to debut his new segment!

Episode 188: Momager Approved

Sat, 20 Apr 2019 16:32:00 +0000

After a brief rant, Pat rambles on seeing Drake Bell (5:11) then Paul Virzi (11:25), your favorite TV Ted (14:39), and some new games to play (19:05). Plus a conversation with Left of Love (22:16), a song from their debut EP (44:00), baseball stuff (47:34), and more!

Episode 187: Hang Out Over the Edge

Sat, 13 Apr 2019 16:35:00 +0000

Pat babbles on black holes (4:51), recaps some rasslin (6:34), talks toilet paper (13:06), grumbles on gaming hardware (17:22), and spins a song from Leave It to Us (24:47)!

Episode 186: Slashing 35/7

Sat, 06 Apr 2019 16:37:00 +0000

Matt Shaw returns to help Pat preview WrestleMania 35! Plus: which wrestlers would fare best as MLB players, way too early World Series picks, and the season finale update from The Captain!

Episode 185: Moving to Blame THE MAN, Not the Mead

Sat, 30 Mar 2019 17:09:00 +0000

Pat rambles on current events (1:33), gives a life update (5:08), relives a nightmare at work (9:53), and shares exciting news from Rebel Hive Meadery (12:45). Plus bad characters on good shows (17:40), new video games (24:57), a tune from Moonfall (30:30), a corporate patpeeve (35:28), and more!

Episode 184: We Have Questions for Your Open Pants

Sat, 23 Mar 2019 17:13:00 +0000

Pat rambles on new flavors (2:43) and open houses (5:14), reads some fan mail (11:14), and talks weird shoppers (17:32). Plus new video games (24:32), an acoustic tune from VISTA (29:43), MLB notes (37:06), and more!

Episode 183: Stunned by the Power

Sat, 16 Mar 2019 17:17:00 +0000

Pat rambles on Stone Cold birthday pie (4:50), superpowers (9:02), Captain Marvel (12:48), and being bad at his new game (15:55). Plus a tune from Sincerely, Me (22:13), a quick MLB note (26:50), NFL free agency news (29:59), and an update from The Captain (36:43)!

Episode 182: Spring for Clues and Cohen

Sat, 09 Mar 2019 18:19:00 +0000

Pat rambles on birthday dinners, delayed openings, and Jeopardy (2:53), game shows we'd be on (11:57), and what's new in entertainment (16:06). Plus an interview with shallow pools (23:26), a tune from their debut EP (37:36), MLB notes (42:25), a little rasslin (46:36), a visit from The Captain (53:25), and more!

Episode 181: The Bryce of Repairing Your Clone

Sat, 02 Mar 2019 18:22:00 +0000

Pat celebrates Bryce Harper [and talks other MLB notes] (2:48), rambles on home repairs (9:51), rants on mailing your DNA (15:49), shares what's new in entertainment (19:11), plays a tune from A Story Told (26:28), gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (31:28), and more!

Episode 180: Don't Forget About the Aliens

Sat, 23 Feb 2019 18:24:00 +0000

Pat rambles on vacation and concert-going before talking presidential secrets (6:17), video games he's playing [and neglecting] (11:58), before sitting down with Alvaro to talk Wormtooth (16:19) and play a tune from his new album (38:37). Plus NFL and MLB news (44:35), a New Era patpeeve (54:22), and a Stadium Series preview from The Captain (1:00:17)!

Episode 179: Unlock Your Privacy

Fri, 15 Feb 2019 18:27:00 +0000

Pat rants on more commuter rudeness (4:04), ponders Instagram privacy (9:13), wonders on intrusive strangers (11:46), and unlocks a video game trend (16:09).

Episode 178: Rough Around the Edges

Sat, 09 Feb 2019 19:39:00 +0000

Pat rants on cheaters (2:34), rambles on date nights (8:56), shares what's new in entertainment (14:25), plays a tune from The Nearly Deads (25:19), gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (30:55), and more!

Episode 177: Life Goes Macho

Sat, 02 Feb 2019 19:43:00 +0000

Pat rambles on what he's missed (2:17), Macho Man Randy Savage (6:40), what's new in entertainment (11:20), and plays a tune from Write Home (15:35). Plus the 2019 Baseball Hall of Fame class (22:19), Super Bowl LIII (25:57), and an update from The Captain (30:15)!

Episode 176: Just Show Up and Rumble

Sat, 26 Jan 2019 19:48:00 +0000

Phil and Joel return to the living room to help Pat talk Royal Rumble, NXT Takeover Phoenix, All Elite Wrestling, and more!

Episode 175: Collect Your Coins to Get Some Coffee

Sat, 19 Jan 2019 19:51:00 +0000

Pat reads some late feedback (2:17), worries about the news (3:51), talks secret TV favorites (17:41), and rants on TV cups (25:08). Plus what's new in entertainment (29:11), a tune from Beesly (34:29), NFL playoffs (39:12), and more!

Episode 174: Pick Your Favorite Stick

Sat, 12 Jan 2019 19:53:00 +0000

Pat rambles on home food courts (4:25) and what's new in entertainment (13:16) before a conversation with Mascots (19:24) and their latest tune (31:45), then it's NFL playoffs (36:04), the State of the Flyers from The Captain (42:37), and a post-credits bonus!

Episode 173: Place Your Order and Grab Your Prize

Sat, 05 Jan 2019 14:30:00 +0000

Pat rambles on food trucks (3:46), cereal box prizes (5:38), and bad customer service (9:47), and rants on Facebook invites (15:29). Plus what's on his screens (21:06), the latest tune from Point North (24:09), the first round of the NFL playoffs (29:39), and an update from The Captain (36:34)!

Episode 172: Classic Colonial Christmas

Sat, 29 Dec 2018 20:11:00 +0000

Pat rambles on vacation days (4:29), album progress (5:26), fun gift giving (8:46), Life is Strange (11:40), and Christmas in the city (13:42). Plus New Year's Eve plans (18:40), a song from The Total Bettys (21:32), sports stuff (26:00), and a visit from The Captain (33:01)!

Episode 171: Get Out and Have a Merry Christmas

Sat, 22 Dec 2018 20:14:00 +0000

Pat rambles on Festivus (6:14), Christmas plans (10:50), and converting a Scrooge (12:12), rants on oblivious shoppers (14:21), talks wish lists (19:42), Light Bulb Lady (31:16), holiday movies (44:11), Christmas traditions (53:32), and gets a post-credits visit from The Captain (1:05:30).

Episode 170: The Hall of Fame WAR

Sun, 16 Dec 2018 20:17:00 +0000

Pat is joined by his old radio pal, Brian Kaelber, for a breakdown of the Baseball Hall of Fame ballot and some of the latest HOTSTOVE moves!

Episode 169: A Tip for Warming Your Holiday

Sat, 08 Dec 2018 20:23:00 +0000

Pat talks site-to-store shopping (5:01), gives a gifting tip (11:41), rambles on new video games (18:21), plays a tune from Soul Desire (25:59), previews BAL @ KC for NFL Week 14 (29:33), breaks down some HOTSTOVE moves (35:03), and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (41:48)!

Episode 168: Come On and Be Decent

Sat, 01 Dec 2018 20:27:00 +0000

Pat rambles on Thanksgiving (5:38), answers a listener question (11:50), calls out diner patrons (18:18), shares what's new in entertainment (21:10), and plays a tune from Elesa Marmo (28:12). Plus NFL Week 13 (32:17), Phillies chatter (35:18), remembering Stephen Hillenburg (36:14), and a State of the Flyers Address from The Captain (40:02)!

Episode 167: Almost Live on Thanksgiving

Thu, 22 Nov 2018 15:26:00 +0000

Pat rambles on Peddler's Village (5:22), rants on Thanksgiving shoppers (13:57), ponders using his YouTube channel (16:58), and reflects on live reads (22:48). Plus healthy buys (26:49), old-fashioned bureaucracy (32:01), Bears at Lions for NFL Week 12 (37:38), a Flyers Update from The Captain (40:12), and more!

Episode 166: Keep on Busting

Sat, 17 Nov 2018 15:34:00 +0000

Pat remembers Buster (4:21), rambles on retail therapy (31:01), rants on rudeness (36:38) and shares what's new in entertainment (40:57). Plus a tune from Almost Awake (43:49), NFL Week 11 (48:54), and this weekend's rasslin (51:41)!

Episode 165: We'll Get to Wallachia

Mon, 12 Nov 2018 15:38:00 +0000

Pat welcomes Doug Coleman (Almost Better Than Silence, Missed Out Records) back to dive into the second season of Castlevania on Netflix (3:14), before they talk a bit of Life is Strange (1:10:18), and turn it over to The Captain (1:16:23)!

Episode 164: One More Thing Before We Go

Sat, 03 Nov 2018 14:42:00 +0000

Pat rambles on things he's thinking (4:53), dealing with difficult colleagues (16:22), phone rudeness (24:05), Life is Strange (32:45), and what's on his screens (35:27). Plus a tune from Anaheim (38:36), World Series recap (44:05), a big NFL rivalry game (54:04), a Flyers Update from The Captain (57:01), and more!

Episode 163: Pennies for Eggs

Sat, 27 Oct 2018 14:48:00 +0000

Happy Halloween! Pat and Jill talk favorite costumes (4:52), best and worst candy (13:50), giving out not-candy (20:30), lights on "for safety" (26:07), traditional TV specials (29:44), and more!

Episode 162: Take Time to Fix Yourself

Sat, 20 Oct 2018 14:51:00 +0000

Pat rambles on home repair (4:17), workout preferences (8:40), and what's new in entertainment (15:53). Plus a tune from Left Of Love (23:41), MLB playoffs (28:12), Vikings/Jets for NFL Week 7 (29:33), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (33:58)!

Episode 161: Missing Out on Atlantis

Sat, 13 Oct 2018 14:54:00 +0000

Doug Coleman from Almost Better Than Silence returns to ponder the mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle (4:33), dump on the "new" Toys R Us (12:40), and ramble on what's new in entertainment (18:32). Plus a tune from SPECTRVMS (37:37), Missed Out Records (41:48), Panthers at Redskins for NFL Week 6 (52:43), our first Flyers Update of the season (59:16), and more!

Episode 160: Point North to Find the Cure

Sat, 06 Oct 2018 13:27:00 +0000

Pat rambles on notifications (6:14), requesting interviews (10:22), canceled plans (13:35), and ornament debut (21:34). Plus an annual customer complaint (23:27), what's new in entertainment (32:52), MLB playoffs (43:14), NFL Week 5 (46:25), and acoustic Point North tunes for every break!

Episode 159: Fall into Your Classic Gritty Nightmare

Sat, 29 Sep 2018 14:59:00 +0000

Pat and Josh battle technology once again to talk about complaints (2:34), favorite parts of Fall (4:36), college football fun (7:10), and the PlayStation Classic (9:03). Plus a sweet tune from VISTA (13:40), MLB playoffs (17:45), NFL Week 4 (24:55), and the new Flyers mascot (26:55)!

Episode 158: A Hot Dog in the Stone

Sat, 22 Sep 2018 15:01:00 +0000

Pat and Jill recap their weekend adventures at Keystone Comic Con (2:26) and another successful bag bingo (39:34)!

Episode 157: Piloting Through the Back Door

Fri, 14 Sep 2018 15:03:00 +0000

On a special Friday episode, Jill and Pat present the back door pilot for their upcoming TV podcast: The Short-lived Show Show as they talk about the two-episode CBS sitcom, We Are Men!

Episode 156: Interrupting Shoeless Celebrations

Sat, 08 Sep 2018 15:05:00 +0000

Pat rambles on his anniversary (2:41), season two of Ozark/Iron Fist (7:41), three years of the podcast (10:17), Nike news (13:36), and cake messages (21:37), and rants on Facebook Watch ads (27:06). Plus what's new in entertainment (30:57), a tune from shallow pools (35:53), some MLB notes (39:54), the first NFL Game of the Week (44:00), and what's next for the show (46:57)!

Episode 155: Pick Me Up Some Toast

Sat, 01 Sep 2018 15:09:00 +0000

Pat rambles on comic con news (3:41), making musical progress (7:01), and officially becoming a millennial (9:52), before ranting on being let down (13:17), and troubles on the train (16:04). Plus what's new in entertainment (24:22), a tune from Midfield (33:08), and more!

Episode 154: Get Back to Picking Your Sampler

Sat, 25 Aug 2018 15:11:00 +0000

Jill and Josh join the show to talk a pair of MLB trends (3:02), back to school madness (12:52), and news on Netflix and a new Guacamelee (27:55). Plus an acoustic tune from Days Like These (37:58), advice for Yahoo users (43:09), and what's on our screens (1:02:33)!

Episode 153: Three Way Summer Dance Party

Sat, 18 Aug 2018 15:31:00 +0000

Jill and Brian return for a triple threat Some Wrestling Show reunion to break down WWE SummerSlam 2018!

Episode 152: Training to Deal with Killer Crocs

Sat, 11 Aug 2018 15:45:00 +0000

Pat rants on job training (4:18), then rambles on away messages (8:59), killer Crocs (14:16), and what's new in entertainment (17:58). Plus a tune from Minor Nelson (25:33), a few MLB notes (29:41), big rasslin news (35:36), and what's on his screens (37:46)!

Episode 151: I Hope We AMews You

Sat, 04 Aug 2018 15:46:00 +0000

Mrs. Melting Pat (@jillsroka) returns to talk super villains (3:13), angry coupon ladies (13:58), the problem with Jeopardy (18:25), what's new in entertainment (23:05), the farewell tune from 7 Minutes in Heaven (31:18), some baseball notes (34:37), and what's on the home screens (39:10)!

Episode 150: Steaming My Rice

Sat, 28 Jul 2018 15:49:00 +0000

Josh returns to talk staff meetings (4:11), X Games (8:52), Batman: The Animated Series (15:31), what's new in entertainment (18:20), and to play the latest tune from VISTA (29:03). Plus MLB news (34:16) and the Hall of Fame (48:16), the latest NFL nonsense (53:08), Josh's NCAA challenge (56:39) and big city adventure callback (59:41), and what's on their screens (1:04:01)!

Episode 149: I'm Happy Wondering

Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:56:00 +0000

Pat rambles on his fun weekend of ornaments, bowling, and LEGOLAND (4:49), rants on long weddings (13:40), shares what's new on the screens (17:18), and plays a tune from Familiar Things (22:29). Plus a question on coworkers (27:40), a big trade in the NBA (34:09), and some MLB news and notes including All-Star fun and a Machado on the move (34:38)!

Episode 148: Buster Ate My Socks

Sat, 14 Jul 2018 15:58:00 +0000

Pat rambles on being lazy (2:35), dog birthdays (7:08), the socks with sandals question (9:19), and shares what's new in entertainment (13:38). Plus some games he's playing (15:43), the latest tune from Mongrel Dogs (19:40), a bit of good news (24:13), some ultimate rasslin (26:13), a bit of baseball (31:55), and more!

Episode 147: Through the Rust Belt

Sat, 07 Jul 2018 16:04:00 +0000

Pat returns to ramble on what he's missed (5:46), rant on sockless *coin* (10:32), and share some new video games (14:12). Plus Danny Schmitz from Lost in a Name returns to discuss the big issues (19:04), and play his new song (41:33). Then Pat talks some sports - including the Mariners, the Phillies, and more (46:20).

Episode 146: Scratching the Itch

Sat, 30 Jun 2018 16:39:00 +0000

Pat reaches in to the mailbag to answer your questions on doing interviews, return policies, a complete Pokemon game, being fat, performing live, and more!

Episode 145: Checking Out Some Tubular Meat

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:43:00 +0000

Tim Donnelly returns to his show to ramble and rant with Pat on self-checkout, doing stand-up, the English language, cargo shorts, sitting down with the president, and more!

Episode 144: Drafting with Respect to Breakfast

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 17:10:00 +0000

Pat opens with a special tribute (3:35) before talking birthday adventures (16:14), pancakes vs waffles (25:53), Facebook posting (31:22), and what's new in entertainment (34:12). Plus the latest tune from The Turbos (41:11), sports ramblings (44:49), WWE Money in the Bank (55:32), and a sweet tweet to wrap the show (1:01:20)!

Episode 143: Proudly Playing the Name Game

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 17:14:00 +0000

Pat rambles on a new identity (4:22), his ongoing music project (9:58), turning 30 (12:06), and what's new in entertainment (14:22). Plus a tune from Beesly (25:16), a new TV show idea (30:26), a virtual achievement (33:51), and more!

Episode 142: Get Dressed and Open the Gate for the Robots

Sat, 02 Jun 2018 17:20:00 +0000

Pat rambles on long weekends (5:12), suit shopping (9:17), repercussions for Roseanne (13:22), gives advice for your next chapter (19:25), and shares what's new in entertainment (24:22), Plus a tune from Miller and the Hunks (30:27), an update on the Phillies (35:14), some baseball questions (38:43), woodergate (48:05), and more!

Episode 141: The St. Louis Rogers

Sun, 27 May 2018 17:23:00 +0000

Josh returns in HD (4:26)! They talk [not] helping friends (6:59), and what's new in entertainment (12:32), play a tune from Mascots (26:16), and ramble on some overlooked MLB teams (30:12). Plus an exciting Stanley Cup Final (36:21), the new NFL anthem rule (40:29), the stuff on their screens (49:55), and Pat has some advice for graduates to close the show (59:04)!

Episode 140: Vote to Save Your Show

Sat, 19 May 2018 17:27:00 +0000

Pat rambles on free Pokemon (5:02), election day woes (5:55), branching out (12:01), and our biggest TV bummers this year (16:43). Plus what's new in entertainment (21:14) and on his screens (28:17), a new tune from Remember Sports (33:15), some MLB happenings (36:07), and more!

Episode 139: Stay Home and Pick Your TV President

Sat, 12 May 2018 17:34:00 +0000

Pat rambles on renting (5:04), what's in the news (8:37), rants on TV big wigs (10:15), wonders about TV presidents (14:48), and tackles a question on bad movies (19:04). Plus what's new in entertainment (22:31), a tune from Carb on Carb (29:21), some MLB news (33:22), and a Pokemon giveaway (45:38)!

Episode 138: Be My DM Guest

Sat, 05 May 2018 17:38:00 +0000

Pat rambles on streaming choices (4:26), Sunday signage (5:41), highlights from the week in MLB (9:26), being a TV guest (15:49), and what's new in entertainment (22:48). Plus a tune from Great Wight (30:02), a chat with a guest on dudes being gross (34:54), WWE Backlash (52:47), a Pokemon giveaway (57:45), and a new song to close the show (1:03:55)!

Episode 137: Live on the Diamond

Sat, 28 Apr 2018 17:42:00 +0000

Pat welcomes Josh back to the show for the first-ever live stream of the podcast (4:40)! They talk NFL Draft parties (6:30), our favorite baseball movies (8:43), what's new in entertainment (13:28), play a tune from Leave It to Us (25:11), talk some MLB (29:05) and NHL stuff (41:24), and more.

Episode 136: A Fresh Paint of Coat

Sun, 22 Apr 2018 17:52:00 +0000

Pat rambles on free baseball (3:18), a bad TV show (4:46), and home improvement horrors (7:09). Then a pair of Good Brothers join the show to break down the WWE Superstar Shakeup and Greatest Royal Rumble (17:09), and The Captain shares another playoff update!

Episode 135: Learning on the Fly in a Half-Shell

Sat, 14 Apr 2018 17:57:00 +0000

Pat rambles on learning late (3:45), the WrestleMania marathon (9:03), our favorite Ninja Turtles (11:51), and what's new in entertainment (18:44). Plus what's been on his screens (23:13), a tune from Plans (30:41), some MLB notes (38:03), and a playoff update from The Captain (48:38)!

Episode 134: WrestleMania 34!

Sat, 07 Apr 2018 17:59:00 +0000

Matt Shaw returns for a full preview of WrestleMania 34!

Episode 133: At Least I Remembered My Line

Sat, 31 Mar 2018 18:02:00 +0000

Pat tries to remember the wedding (3:23), rants on suit rentals (17:15), rambles on baseball (22:06), shares what's new in entertainment (24:32), plays a tune from Skarlett Riot (30:09), and tackles this week's question (35:23)!

Episode 132: I Woke Up in the Mail Room

Sat, 24 Mar 2018 18:05:00 +0000

Pat rambles on cigars (3:50), digs into the mail bag (8:51), plays a tune from The Stolen (13:41), previews some baseball (17:17), shares some news on toys, TV, and beer (24:31), and gets a bonus Flyers Update from The Captain (31:51)!

Episode 131: Join Me on the Wakanda Space Force

Sat, 17 Mar 2018 18:10:00 +0000

Pat rambles on the news (3:20). Black Panther (7:03), and what's new in entertainment (9:28), plays a tune from ANSON (16:05), reads your worst jobs (20:20), and more!

Episode 130: John Adams Appreciates Your Business

Sat, 10 Mar 2018 19:13:00 +0000

Pat rambles on going shirtless for the ladies (2:29), Red Lobster (5:03), rants on bad tippers (7:48), shares what's new in entertainment (13:37), his final* thoughts on Boy Meets World (18:19), plays a tune from Remember Sports (20:38), reads your feedback on politics in acting (23:26), and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (33:33)!

Episode 129: Move Yourself So We Can All Fit!

Sat, 03 Mar 2018 19:15:00 +0000

Pat reads some fan mail (6:08), rambles on fittings (9:22), and rants on autoplay (13:21). Plus what's new in entertainment (17:34), a tune from The Total Bettys (24:03), and our favorite comedians (27:24)!

Episode 128: I'm Home and I Hear You, I Promise

Sat, 24 Feb 2018 19:25:00 +0000

Pat rambles on hearing you (3:27), tough times (6:48), a snowy vacation (11:38), and the Olympics (14:37). Plus a conversation with Luke Mathers from Unquiet Nights (17:21). They talked skiing, N64, rasslin themes, songwriting, and more before playing the band's latest tune (32:53). Then, some changes in baseball (37:18), a little rasslin (42:51), and a Flyers Update to send you home (44:12)!

Episode 127: It's Just Me and My TV

Sat, 17 Feb 2018 19:33:00 +0000

Pat talks his upcoming TV podcast (5:06), and reviewing pilot episodes (8:20), shares a pregnancy patpeeve (13:10), and plays a tune from Much Better (17:58). Plus counting listeners (22:26), unsolicited advice (24:35), what happened to local multiplayer (30:48), and more!

Episode 126: A Super Sendoff on Seventh Avenue

Sat, 10 Feb 2018 19:46:00 +0000

Pat rambles on the Super Bowl (4:01), a grand sendoff (8:46), this week's question on popular TV stuff we hate (14:59), what's new in entertainment (25:56), and plays a tune from Seventh Avenue (28:10). Plus his virtual voyage (32:58), the end of Chief Wahoo (37:32), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (39:24)!

Episode 125: Early Edition: My Voice Got Eliminated

Tue, 30 Jan 2018 19:52:00 +0000

Pat recaps his Royal Rumble experience (3:47), previews the Superbowl (15:32), shares what's new in entertainment (17:51), and plays a tune from The Nearly Deads (23:42)!

Episode 124: Tip Your Server and Let's Rumble (presented by Ben Beck)!

Sat, 27 Jan 2018 19:53:00 +0000

Pat rambles on celebration stoppages (5:17), birthday shindigs (9:47), and tipping (15:10), quickly runs down the Royal Rumble card (22:22), and shares what's new in entertainment (25:01).

Plus: a conversation with Derrick T. Lewis on enjoying your work, making music, betting on yourself, and more (35:31) before his debut song, Selfish Pride (1:10:31).

Then, praise for the new Hall of Fame class (1:15:05), and the return of the XFL (1:19:53).

Episode 123: Let's Get Together and Speed to Some Holidays

Sat, 20 Jan 2018 19:57:00 +0000

Pat rambles on allergies (5:13), creates some listeners' holidays (9:15), previews the NFL Conference Championship games (17:20), shares what's new in entertainment and on his screens (21:20), plays a tune from SPiN (28:37), talks some HOTSTOVE and Hall of Fame (31:45), gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (44:24), and has some feel-good stories for the road (48:09)!

Episode 122: At Least We Know Where the Cows Are

Sat, 13 Jan 2018 20:04:00 +0000

Pat rambles on a day at the mall (4:16), previews the Divisional round of NFL playoffs (10:26), shares what's new in entertainment (15:52), plays a tune from Mongrel Dogs (22:40), rants on apps (27:11), wonders what we should have known (30:51), talks a little HOTSTOVE (43:32), and more!

Episode 121: Don't Spoil a Wild Weekend, We'll See You Soon!

Sat, 06 Jan 2018 20:07:00 +0000

Pat rambles on holiday farewells (3:30), goes all in on TV spoiling (4:38), hops on the express to preview NFL Wildcard Weekend (12:23), and shares what's new in entertainment (14:38). Plus what's on his screens (17:14), a tune from Unquiet Nights (21:48), a little baseball (25:50), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (28:24)!

Episode 120: A Year-End Yelling, Collecting, Jamming Adventure

Sat, 30 Dec 2017 14:28:00 +0000

Pat rambles on his Christmas (5:23), rants on annoying comedy show patrons (9:25), and a terrible Christmas song (11:06), celebrates a big win (20:03), previews Panthers at Falcons for Week 17 (22:35). Plus what's new in entertainment and on his console (25:57), a tune from Three Blue Teardrops (31:35), a little HOTSTOVE (34:48), a Flyers Update from The Captain (42:07), and a helping high five (45:51)!

Episode 119: What a Crowded Holiday Party

Sat, 23 Dec 2017 14:33:00 +0000

Pat recaps fun at the pet store (4:36) and Festivus (7:34), rants on the Christmas war (12:49), rambles on wish lists (17:11), and tells his favorite retail story (21:31). Plus a holiday tune from 7 Minutes in Heaven (28:44), mansplaining Christmas (34:14), other holidays to celebrate (40:37), a Flyers Update from The Captain (49:03), and some season's greetings from Much Better (54:32)!

Episode 118: Meandering Through Your Holidays

Sat, 16 Dec 2017 14:36:00 +0000

Pat congratulates Alabama (3:34), rambles on your holiday traditions (5:04), previews NE at PIT for NFL Week 15 (16:21), shares what's new in entertainment (18:59), and suggests some holiday specials to watch (22:20). Plus a new tune from Call Your Shot (26:01), some HOTSTOVE news from the Winter Meetings (29:35), a quick Winter Olympics note (36:07), and an even quicker rasslin preview (38:03)!

Episode 117: Warming Your Cold by the HOTSTOVE

Sat, 09 Dec 2017 14:39:00 +0000

Over the weather this week, Pat rambles on Christmas commercials (3:28), infecting the office (7:38), previews Eagles at Rams for NFL Week 14 (9:06), shares what's new in entertainment (11:43), plays a tune from Much Better (15:16), and talks a little HOTSTOVE (17:42)!

Episode 116: Ring the Bell and Check Your Ego, the Agents are Back!

Sat, 02 Dec 2017 14:59:00 +0000

Pat recaps his Thanksgiving fun (4:15), rambles on Taco Bell weddings (12:53), previews DET at BAL for NFL Week 13 (19:02), rants on dudes being jerks (23:07), shares what's new in entertainment and on his TV (31:54), plays a tune from Jacob Cade (38:55), talks a little baseball (43:10), and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (46:39)!

Episode 115: Don't Be Dumb, Stay Home and Stuff Yourself!

Thu, 23 Nov 2017 15:02:00 +0000

Pat rants on Thanksgiving shoppers (5:40), rambles on saying the wrong thing (9:06), shares some entertainment news (17:31), and recalls his time as a salesman (21:28). Plus being a grunt (29:26), Giants at Redskins for NFL Week 12 (34:45), a little HOTSTOVE (37:14), a tune from Part Time Bear (40:22), and a bunch of thanks (44:15)!

Episode 114: Read the Fine Print, We'll Trade Pounds for Homers!

Sat, 18 Nov 2017 15:17:00 +0000

Pat rambles on fat pants (2:17), and his favorite coupon (8:52), previews Rams at Vikings for NFL Week 11 (16:59), tells a cautionary job hunting story (20:51), and breaks down the card for WWE Survivor Series (30:51). Plus what's new in entertainment (36:46), a tune from Yoko and the Ohno's (44:19), a recap of the MLB awards (48:02) and a little HOT STOVE (52:29)!

Episode 113: Grab Your Keys and Let's Get Some Real Pants!

Sat, 11 Nov 2017 16:09:00 +0000

Pat rambles on defrosting (3:35), thanking Veterans (5:04), getting picked on by comics (6:28), rants on rips (11:45), and tells a cautionary retail story (17:32). Plus Saints at Bills for NFL Week 10 (25:52), some new movies and games (30:00), a tune from Point North (34:34), some baseball news (38:13), remembering Roy Halladay (40:52), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (46:21)!

Episode 112: Take a Break and Turn Your Head, We've Got Sweet Tunes!

Sat, 04 Nov 2017 15:14:00 +0000

Pat rambles on adult responsibilities (3:28), the Linkin Park tribute show (6:56), Harry Potter Halloween (8:42), candle coupon trouble (13:30), a tune from A Story Told (23:32), a texting patpeeve (28:18), a head-spinning transit tale (33:37), Broncos at Eagles for NFL Week 9 (36:42), what's new in entertainment (40:45), a tune from Half Past Seven (45:36), a World Series recap (49:47), a Flyers Update from The Captain (57:54), and more!

Episode 111: Tricks, Treats, and Log Cabins

Sat, 28 Oct 2017 15:17:00 +0000

Pat talks Mall-o-Ween (3:38), giving out not candy (10:38), pranks and tricks (15:15), the rule with lights (17:45), answers fan questions on hay rides/corn mazes (22:51), his best [and worst] Halloween moment (24:33) and costume (26:09), Halloween's golden rule (32:41), and more!

Episode 110: What's the Buzz? It's Amateur Hour

Sat, 21 Oct 2017 15:20:00 +0000

Pat rambles on making progress (3:11), outlines stand-up etiquette (6:34), previews ATL at NE for NFL Week 7 (13:16), and rants on bad dudes (16:03). Plus what's new in entertainment (26:20), a song from A New Nowhere (35:42), some exciting rasslin news (40:02), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (44:30)!

Episode 109: Here's Some Relief For the Fall: The Captain is Back!

Sat, 14 Oct 2017 15:24:00 +0000

Pat rambles on what he's been up to (4:25), tells an outraged customer tale (9:16), previews TB @ ARI for NFL Week 6 (16:09), and shares what's new in entertainment (19:37). Plus a tune from Bleached (27:48), MLB playoffs (32:41), our first Flyers Update of the season (38:45), getting less fat (44:09), and a funny fall story (46:46)!

Episode 108: Cancel the Pre-order, We've Got Free Bonuses!

Sat, 07 Oct 2017 15:33:00 +0000

Before welcoming a guest to the show, Pat rambles on free baseball (3:18), answers a fan question (8:57), previews CAR @ DET for NFL Week 5 (11:04), and lets you know about some new movies (14:12).

Then, Brendan from Almost Better Than Silence makes his TMP debut! On tap: a pair of new games (18:46), sidebar to the perils of preordering (20:39), issues with early access (30:10), buying games for multiple systems (35:04), the trouble with remastering (37:46), Is a hot dog a sandwich? (45:05), Wawa vs Sheetz (49:15), hot water hashtags (52:55), and more!

Episode 107: Don't Be a Dope, Let's Entertain Ourselves

Sat, 30 Sep 2017 15:36:00 +0000

Pat talks helping Americans (4:01), rants on current events (5:13), and gets excited about Fall TV (21:06). Plus Rams at Cowboys for NFL Week 4 (26:19), what's new in entertainment (29:07), games he's playing (35:59), and more!

Episode 106: Grab Your Bags and Find a Closet, We're Talking Tunes with Timmy!

Sat, 23 Sep 2017 15:37:00 +0000

Pat rambles on talking to strangers and weird habits (3:25), gives a fitness update (6:28), praises great customer service (8:27), explains bag bingo (12:02), previews KC @ SD for NFL Week 3 (18:43), and shares what's new in entertainment (23:23).

Plus a conversation with Timmy Rasmussen from 7 Minutes in Heaven (33:40), a tune from the band (54:17), the week in MLB (57:49), a bus stop anecdote (1:03:04), WWE No Mercy (1:05:08), and a post-credits scene!

Episode 105: It's Never Too Early to Talk About Me!

Sat, 16 Sep 2017 13:23:00 +0000

Pat reminisces on two years at the network (4:02), rambles on fitness goals (8:12), previews GB/ATL for NFL Week 2 (11:33), shares what's new in entertainment (13:52), exciting news from Nintendo (23:24), a tune from Band of Heathens (25:52), the week in MLB (31:20), a classic patpeeve (39:23), and more!

Episode 104: Teaming Up to Grab the Crag for Olmec

Sat, 09 Sep 2017 15:42:00 +0000

Pat rambles on his NFL contest (3:32) and celebrates himself (6:03) before loyal listener, Jen, joins the show to break down the best 80's and 90's Nickelodeon game shows - as voted by you (7:47)! They recall their favorite (and least favorite) hosts, best theme songs and prizes, speculate on which shows could work today, and so much more!

Episode 103: Watch the Trash, It Doesn't All Look Alike!

Sat, 02 Sep 2017 15:47:00 +0000

Pat talks hurricanes (4:13), online morons (5:27), an early-morning adventure (7:34), and what's new in entertainment (11:44). Plus a tune from Half Past Seven (18:55), a few baseball notes (23:22), and what's on tap going forward!

Episode 102: Double-booked at Booth 36

Sat, 26 Aug 2017 15:50:00 +0000

Pat rants on bad neighbors (5:35), rambles on Sunday shopping (7:24), and shares what's new in entertainment (11:51). Plus a conversation with Danny Schmitz from Lost in a Name on Back to the Future and living room tours (20:25), a tune from the band (42:11), and Josh returns to break down the MLB Wildcard races (48:08)!

Episode 101: Summerslamming Back to the Hill

Sat, 19 Aug 2017 15:54:00 +0000

Pat rambles on the world (3:32), gives an update on his Twitter goal (4:21), pranks a commuter (6:15), previews WWE SummerSlam (11:27), shares what's new in entertainment (20:39), plays a tune from Vix Sambi (30:49), some MLB (34:47) and NBA news (38:34), and big news for Arlen (39:55)!

Episode 100: WTF? It's Charlie Saxton Day!

Sat, 12 Aug 2017 15:56:00 +0000

At the century mark of the podcast, Pat rambles on being grateful, does a little singing, and more.

Then, after eight years of saying "let's do this," it finally happened: Pat sat down with longtime pal, actor Charlie Saxton (9:37)! They talked doing stand-up, video game voiceovers, animation vs live action, the process of getting on a TV show, being professional, and so much more! Plus hear a sweet tune from Charlie's band, MUCH BETTER!

Episode 99: Like a Smoothie For Your Ears

Sat, 05 Aug 2017 16:00:00 +0000

Pat rambles on workout progress (3:52), diet cleansing (8:29), awkward sunburn (10:51), being back on Instagram (13:12), and some TV he's been watching (13:54). Plus what's new in entertainment (15:47), a tune from Lost in a Name (25:25), the week in MLB (30:47), and more!

Episode 98: Pipe Down and Get Ready, the Deadline is Near!

Sat, 29 Jul 2017 16:01:00 +0000

Pat talks about his Twitter goal (3:25), remembers Chester Bennington (8:30), and calls out cashiers (13:59). Plus what's new in entertainment (21:00), a song from September Sky (27:18), trading baseballs with Josh (31:47), and more!

Episode 97: So You Know I Know You Know

Sat, 22 Jul 2017 16:10:00 +0000

Pat rambles on conditioning your air (4:02), being less fat (6:19), ornament premiere (9:33), and rants on National Hot Dog Day (10:59). Plus a WWE Battleground preview (14:07), what's new in entertainment (23:18), the trouble with trailers (29:33), a tune from Part Time Bear (32:45), some baseball (37:59), and more!

Episode 96: Almost Better Than Melting

Sat, 15 Jul 2017 16:13:00 +0000

Pat has the host of Almost Better Than Silence, Doug Coleman, join the show for some fun this week. They talk milestone episodes (2:29), condiment conundrums (3:24), recording fireworks (7:21), and being too social (11:51). Plus what's new in entertainment (13:58), the difficulty of older games (29:39), Castlevania on Netflix (35:18), games they've been playing (55:30), and plenty of tangents along the way!

Episode 95: Pick Your Steak and Sign Your Check, We're Playing Forever!

Sat, 08 Jul 2017 16:15:00 +0000

Pat rambles on Texas Roadhouse (3:52), details working summer holidays (8:27), previews some rasslin (10:59), and shares what's new in entertainment (19:24). Plus a great idea for SEGA Forever (23:03), a tune from Moonfall (26:10), a little baseball (31:34), and more!

Episode 94: Palindrome the Interruption: It's Bobby Bonilla Day!

Sat, 01 Jul 2017 13:19:00 +0000

Back to normal this week, Pat rambles on bird attacks (4:09), his new video game (10:24), what's new in entertainment (11:50), a Modern Life reboot (15:42), and plays a song from The Jacob Cade Project (17:28). Plus MLB happenings (20:48), fan sections (24:56), Olympic add-ons (28:14), what's at the top of his Netflix queue (29:58), and the SNES Classic (30:58)!

Episode 93: A Hall of Fame Hot Dog Return (with Crash Bandicoot)

Sat, 24 Jun 2017 16:24:00 +0000

Pat welcomes Josh back (via satellite) to recap a wonderful weekend! They talk N64 (1:58), the Baseball Hall of Fame (4:22), sweet dance moves (8:31), cardiac embarrassment (10:06), and Josh's first Phillies game (11:00). Plus hot dog/sandwich follow-up (14:45), what's new in entertainment (19:52), a tune from We Are Bandicoot (25:49), a few baseball tidbits (28:31), and McGregor vs Mayweather (34:13).

Episode 92: Hot Dog and Baseball Sandwiches (presented by Kate McKinnon and Tupac)

Thu, 15 Jun 2017 16:26:00 +0000

Pat welcomes Josh back to the show, this time in-person! They remember Adam West (3:34), talk some baseball (6:33), share upcoming entertainment (34:21), and have a lively discussion on hot dog sandwiches (43:03).

Episode 91: The Wizarding World of Wizard World

Sat, 10 Jun 2017 16:30:00 +0000

Pat welcomes his wife, Jill (instagram: @jillsroka), back to the show for a full recap of their adventures at Wizard World Philadelphia! They talked hugging strangers, catcalling, their first celebrity panels, Supernatural, and so much more!

Episode 90: The Post-Memorial Day Pre-Comic Con Express!

Thu, 01 Jun 2017 16:33:00 +0000

Pat jumps right in this week on a special Thursday episode. Topics include: passing the blame (1:48), basebrawls (5:19), blaring awful music (11:40), video game greed (13:57), Wonder Woman (16:33), and celebrity name-dropping (20:13)!

Episode 89: Take Me Out for Some Wiffleball

Sat, 27 May 2017 16:35:00 +0000

Over the weather this week, Pat powers through a tightly packed show. He rambles on working Memorial Day (1:43), playing tunes (2:56), his music playing (3:27), Workaholics (4:07), The Wire (4:32), what's new in entertainment (5:25), and his problem with Telltale games (10:22). Plus some games he's been playing (12:03), the trouble with Uncharted (13:00), sports (14:27), the meaning of Memorial Day (26:23), and what's entering and leaving your streams (28:44)!

Episode 88: Congratulations! Endure the Backlash and Prove You're the Best!

Sat, 20 May 2017 16:37:00 +0000

Pat gives advice to graduates (1:43), remembers Boothe and Cornell (7:13), tries to solve the #1 fan issue (15:14), and previews WWE Backlash (20:49). Plus what's new in entertainment (27:15), a tune from Seventh Avenue (33:32), some sports (37:05) and a Facebook question on TV shows (44:57)!

Episode 87: Do Your Stuff and Get Out, We're Cheering for Mom!

Sat, 13 May 2017 16:42:00 +0000

Pat gets right to it this week, talking Maron (:51), a bathroom violation (1:51), and what's been on his TV (4:55). Plus what's new in entertainment (8:55), a quick recap of MLB headlines (13:26), a sport etiquette question (16:01), and a Mother's Day wish (23:18)!

Episode 86: Stay in the Car and Don't Drink the Water, Dracula is Coming!

Sat, 06 May 2017 13:15:00 +0000

Pat rants on Flint (4:06), celebrates a win (9:38), rambles on family fun (11:00), and shares what's new in entertainment (13:43). Plus exciting news on Castlevania (16:03), a song from Point North (19:47), baseball talk with Josh (22:29), and doing the right thing (49:47)!

Episode 85: Count Your Change and Get Going, It's Payback Time!

Sat, 29 Apr 2017 17:13:00 +0000

Pat rambles on loose change (4:35), previews WWE Payback (11:13), rants on the state of rasslin (17:16), and shares what's new in entertainment (22:37). Plus the week in MLB (30:51), a quick rundown of the NBA (44:17) and NHL playoffs (46:26), what's coming to your fancy streams (49:10), and more!

Episode 84: Standing Up for the Dinosaurs on the Diamond

Sat, 22 Apr 2017 17:15:00 +0000

Pat gets right to it this week, as he rambles on his stand up adventure (1:16), plays his set (6:42), raves about dinosaurs (11:18), rants on restaurants (14:31), and shares what's new in entertainment (16:25). Plus a bummer from Nintendo (20:34), Serena Williams (22:55), the week in baseball (24:35), quick updates on NHL (34:25) and NBA (35:47) playoffs, and what's coming and going from the stream (36:50)!

Episode 83: My Public Therapy Session (featuring Actual Villains)

Sat, 15 Apr 2017 17:19:00 +0000

Pat rambles on cardio (4:20), his music project (7:09), some games he's playing (9:49), and an upcoming adventure (12:35). Plus what's new in entertainment (17:50), a song from Actual Villains (24:25), a video game patpeeve (28:40), Charlie Murphy (37:30), sports (40:10), and what you can stream on fancy gadgets (59:27)!

Episode 82: Take My Advice: Chicks Dig the Long Ball (and Sweet Tunes)!

Sat, 08 Apr 2017 17:22:00 +0000

Pat praises a listener (4:50), rambles on rasslin (7:48), remembers Don Rickles (9:28), and recalls a performance review (12:40). Plus a rant on fan interference (18:36), what's new in entertainment (26:34), a song from A New Nowhere (35:05), the first week in MLB (39:16), and a final Flyers Update from The Captain (52:18)!

Episode 81: WrestleMania 33!

Sat, 01 Apr 2017 17:25:00 +0000

Pat gives some birthday shoutouts before Matt returns to break down the WWE Hall of Fame, NXT Takeover: Orlando, and WrestleMania 33!

Episode 80: The MMP Baseball Preview Show!

Sat, 25 Mar 2017 17:28:00 +0000

Pat presents a stripped down verison of the show this week as he rambles on his first Sixers game (2:05), open mic nights (6:48), and what's leaving Netflix (33:33). In between, he previews the season for the Indians (9:30), Red Sox (14:01), and Phillies (19:54); and predicts the division winners (25:54)!

Episode 79: Wake Up and Use Your Head, It’s Time to Do Stuff!

Sat, 18 Mar 2017 17:30:00 +0000

Odd job interviews, what's new in movies, music, and video games, snoring at the movies, and sports stuff.

Episode 78: Have a Seat and Dig In; We Think We Know So Much!

Sat, 11 Mar 2017 18:40:00 +0000

Pat recaps his Globetrotters experience (2:23), spreads more birthday love (8:38), rambles on Zelda (9:36), and plays a sweet remix from Ephixa (14:36). Plus fake chicken (19:57), what's new in entertainment (26:57), a great tune from Bleached (36:45), some sports (42:46), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (45:40)!

Episode 77: PATH: Give It Up and Celebrate with Sweet Tunes!

Sat, 04 Mar 2017 14:10:00 +0000

More birthday shoutouts (2:33), Learning Company games (6:48), new music from Much Better (19:05), an esoteric patpeeve (23:10), some new movies/the Nintendo Switch (30:30), a tune from Point North (37:01), a WWE Fastlane preview (40:25), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (46:25)!

Episode 76: We're Back! Let's Get Some Coins and Do a Victory Screech!

Sat, 25 Feb 2017 18:50:00 +0000

Pat spreads some birthday love (2:30), shares some live radio stories (3:51), addresses a fan question (6:44), and recaps his vacation (8:20). Plus a "small" congratulations (9:59), a tune from Kim Jong Ill (13:12), a weird birthday card (16:42), new and upcoming entertainment (24:59), a participation patpeeve (34:25), a new MLB rule (47:57), a Flyers Update (51:06), and some wonderful Black History moments!

Episode 75: Grab Your Burger and Get Home, It's Almost Time to Save the World!

Sat, 18 Feb 2017 18:54:00 +0000

Pat congratulates a winner (3:33), recalls his favorite card request (6:42), and tells a listener's return story (11:50). Plus a changing of the Olympic guard (15:07), best MLB free agents (19:09), and some upcoming fun on Netflix (26:42)!

Episode 74: Make Your Own Valentine Signal (Before THE MAN Takes It)

Sat, 11 Feb 2017 18:57:00 +0000

After a few program notes, Pat rants on lying (6:54), shamelessly plugs his blog (12:52), reminisces on Valentine's Day at the card store (14:21), talks a few movies (20:37), gets you up to speed on baseball happenings (22:40), rambles on Russian repo (27:57), previews WWE Elimination Chamber (30:06), and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (39:12)!

Episode 73: Crap, I Have a Cold!

Sat, 04 Feb 2017 19:00:00 +0000

Under the weather this week, Pat goes commercial-free in an abbreviated episode. He rambles on the Super Bowl (3:56), new movies (5:26), a Cardinal punishment (6:31), and upcoming baseball (7:39). Plus an NHL milestone (9:19), a Flyers Update from The Captain (10:26), and another trip down memory lane (13:37)!

Episode 72: All Aboard the Royal Rumble Express!

Sat, 28 Jan 2017 19:07:00 +0000

Pat goes [mostly] commercial-free once again this week to preview the 2017 Royal Rumble. Then, The Captain returns to give the latest on the Flyers (25:30)!

Episode 71: Check Your Coins and Get Some Pizza, The Zombies Are Coming!

Sat, 21 Jan 2017 19:39:00 +0000

Pat tells of another shopper snafu (6:05), talks HOTSTOVE (13:25) and MLB Hall of Fame (17:40), shares some upcoming entertainment (19:28), and previews the next round of NFL playoffs (28:44)!

Episode 70: The Commercial-Free Confessional

Sat, 14 Jan 2017 19:41:00 +0000

Pat calls an audible and goes commercial-free this week. He rambles on his new blog series (3:25), confesses a dark secret (7:15), muses on having guests (12:44), previews the divisional round of the NFL playoffs (17:43), shares what's new in entertaiment (24:02), gets mad about video games (29:39), fills out his MLB HOF ballot (42:09), and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:03:00)!

Episode 69: Break Your Records, Just Not My Heart - It's Playoff Time!

Sat, 07 Jan 2017 14:08:00 +0000

Pat congratulates a winner (3:41), rambles on return policies (5:34), tells of another crazy shopper (8:52), and shares some upcoming entertainment (14:00). Plus a song from The Band of Heathens (22:55), NFL playoffs (27:26), MLB HOTSTOVE (35:46) and milestone watch (38:24), and a Flyers Update from the Captain (46:00)!

Episode 68: Don't Blame Me, I'm Just Spinning Tunes!

Sat, 31 Dec 2016 14:06:00 +0000

Pat recaps his Christmas (5:06), rambles on blaming a year (8:19), and talks a few movies (14:34). Plus NFL Week 17 (22:36) and MLB HOTSTOVE (25:52), what's coming to Netflix (37:02), some resolution-ary advice (52:58), and a song for every break!

Episode 67: Let Me Melt Your Holidays

Sat, 24 Dec 2016 14:02:00 +0000

Pat rambles on holiday wishes (2:21) and his Christmas plans (3:42), recaps Festivus (4:40), and tells his favorite retail story (12:15). Plus: the meaning of Christmas (21:50), why we celebrate on December 25 (30:16), other holidays to celebrate (36:44), and a Flyers update from The Captain (46:26)!

Episode 66: Put on Your Sweater and Clear the Way, We've Got Company!

Sat, 17 Dec 2016 19:52:00 +0000

Pat rants on ugly Christmas sweaters (3:37), previews some rasslin (10:35), and shares upcoming movies (23:33). Plus Bill joins the show to talk Star Wars (36:34), HOTSTOVE (39:30), and the NFL Game of the Week (47:05). Finally, the Captain drops another Flyers Update (1:03:10) and Pat talks about Festivus (1:07:22)!

Episode 65: Save a Seat for Santa and Let's Jingle All the Way through the HOTSTOVE!

Sat, 10 Dec 2016 19:54:00 +0000

Pat rants on public transit (4:05), relates a retail story to some Santa outrage (14:00), rambles on Christmas movies (23:27), talks upcoming entertainment (34:57), and plays a song from Actual Villains (39:38). Plus MLB HOF news (43:20), NFL Week 14 (44:28), a Flyers Update from the Captain (47:30), and a big HOTSTOVE recap (50:50)!

Episode 64: Get Up and Get the Tables, We'll Have More Baseball!

Sat, 03 Dec 2016 19:57:00 +0000

Pat rambles on his Black Friday adventure (2:55), previews WWE TLC (17:05), and shares some upcoming entertainment (29:10). Plus NFL Game of the Week 13 (38:59), MLB HOTSTOVE (40:59), a Flyers Update from the Captain (48:19), and more!

Episode 63: We're Thankful to Be Melting

Wed, 23 Nov 2016 20:00:00 +0000

Pat gets a bit more traditional on this holiday episode as he rambles on meeting fans, playing games, comedians, and being thankful!

Episode 62: Surviving Black Friday on a Mexican HOTSTOVE

Sat, 19 Nov 2016 20:04:00 +0000

Pat rambles on Black Friday shoppers (3:50), talks MNF in Mexico with Tim (12:42), and gives options for holiday viewing (24:30). Plus NXT TakeOver Toronto (33:20)/WWE Survivor Series previews (38:53), MLB awards/HOTSTOVE (46:24), a Flyers Update from the Captain (58:17), and a shoutout to Ben for making it big (1:01:32)!

Episode 61: Electing to Commission the HOTSTOVE!

Sat, 12 Nov 2016 20:08:00 +0000

Pat rambles on Trump (1:46), his next career move (13:22), and upcoming entertainment (29:34). Plus a tune from Yoko and the Oh No's (33:48), NFL Game of the Week 10/MLB HOTSTOVE (38:25), a Flyers Update from The Captain (46:20), and a shoutout to veterans (49:15)!

Episode 60: Hide My Chex and Watch Your Step, We're Celebrating with Chicago!

Sat, 05 Nov 2016 19:11:00 +0000

Pat rambles on an idea for a store (3:54), a common customer question - with a silly encounter (7:18), another topic from an NFL Pick Em winner (12:21), and some upcoming entertainment (21:27). Plus a song from Ryan Pennatune (26:10), NFL Game of the Week 9 (30:03), World Series recap (32:20), a Flyers Update (37:19), and an ongoing beverage battle!

Episode 59: Make Halloween Great Again!

Sat, 29 Oct 2016 19:14:00 +0000

Happy Halloween! Pat talks best and worst candy (2:40), lights on "for safety" (12:12), giving out not-candy (16:14), and the Golden Rule of Halloween (21:00). Plus some bonus rambling (26:29) and what to watch on Sunday (34:52)!

Episode 58: Change Your Password and Tell Your Friends: The Captain is Back!

Sat, 22 Oct 2016 19:16:00 +0000

Pat rambles on games he's been playing (3:53), previews WSH @ DET for NFL Week 7 (11:38), and shares some upcoming entertainment (17:00). Plus another social media patpeeve (24:10), MLB playoffs (31:08), and the first Flyers Update of the year from The Captain (35:28)!

Episode 57: Settle Down or The Great Pumpkin Won't Come!

Sat, 15 Oct 2016 19:18:00 +0000

A patpeeve on pumpkin flavors, Cowboys at Packers for NFL Week 6, what's new in video games and music, MLB playoffs, and some movies you can watch soon.

Episode 56: Yes Christmas is Coming, But First We've Got Playoffs!

Sat, 08 Oct 2016 19:26:00 +0000

Pat talks Christmas complainers (3:29), upcoming video games (11:40), and SD @ OAK for NFL Week 5 (17:25). Plus new albums (22:11), WWE No Mercy (26:36), what's in theaters (33:08), MLB playoffs (40:12), and Ryan Howard (44:17)!

Episode 55: Some Days are Better with Friends

Sat, 01 Oct 2016 19:30:00 +0000

In the biggest episode to date, two return guests joined the show. First, a wonderful conversation with Alvaro to discuss Disney villains (4:00) followed by an interview on MC Blackwolf and a song from his new EP, Redacted (1:15:55). Then Pat and Josh remembered Jose Fernandez (1:41:05), and talked MLB playoffs and favorite season moments (1:49:34)!

Episode 54: Check the Oven and Grab Your Seat, We Gotta Binge!

Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:55:00 +0000

Pat brings a bit of everything in another packed episode!

A silly retail story, upcoming games and albums (including a song from Kestrels), and DEN @ CIN for NFL Week 3.

Plus what's coming to theaters, WWE Clash of Champions, a question on anime, MLB playoff races, Criminal Minds, and what's leaving Netflix in October!

Episode 53: The Melting Showcast

Sat, 17 Sep 2016 19:36:00 +0000

Pat rambles on art, CM Punk, and fancy dinners (3:46), and plays a tune from Call Your Shot (11:22). Plus TB @ ARI for NFL Week 2 (15:18), upcoming games and THE BOSS (21:45), coming attractions (28:22) MLB chatter (35:16), and a look at some Fall TV shows (47:15)!

Episode 52: Crap Open Another Year!

Sat, 10 Sep 2016 19:40:00 +0000

In this jam packed episode, Pat tells a positive retail story (4:48), gets you excited for some games and albums (12:49), and previews MIN @ TEN for Week 1 in the NFL (22:57). Plus a look at some upcoming movies (32:23), WWE Backlash (42:08), an update on baseball playoff races (53:54), and a look back at the first year of the podcast (1:03:32)!

Episode 51: Stand or Sit and Show Your Loyalty, We've Got Games, a Tune, Bill Nye, and Sports!

Sat, 03 Sep 2016 19:43:00 +0000

Pat riffs on dummies (2:04), tells a retail story (5:30), and talks upcoming video games (12:44). Plus a new song from Ryan Pennatune (19:04), Bill Nye's new show - with a Netflix sidebar (23:15), baseball news (30:58), a breaking NFL trade (40:52), and Labor Day plans/a hurricane safety tip (47:49)!

Episode 50: Jobs are Overrated, but Not-Dinner is Expensive!

Sat, 27 Aug 2016 19:46:00 +0000

Pat shares some good news and a retail story, and plays two sweet tunes (from Ariana Savalas and MC Blackwolf). Plus baseball, egotistical athletes, and Ben Beck joins the show to yell at the 1%!

Episode 49: SummerFest is Here!

Sat, 20 Aug 2016 12:50:00 +0000

Adventures in optometry and congratulations to two friends before Brian and Matt join the show to preview WWE SummerSlam 2016!

Episode 48: A Stupendous Swing of Sports, Stupidity, and Seething

Sat, 13 Aug 2016 19:56:00 +0000

Pat tells of a stormy night with a dumb customer, breaks down some baseball news with a return guest, and rants about criminal inconvenience. Plus a spirited Olympics recap and a million dollar idea!

Episode 47: Pipe Down and Read This: It's Time for the Olympics!

Sat, 06 Aug 2016 19:59:00 +0000

Pat welcomes a guest for a retail story, rambles on baseball and Day One of the Olympics, rants on tattoos, and plays a song from Ryan Pennatune!

Episode 46: Grab Your Stick and Thank Me Later, We're Starting a Sports Empire!

Sun, 31 Jul 2016 03:41:00 +0000

Pat welcomes a guest for a wacky retail story, rants on thank you cards, plays a tune from MC Blackwolf, reviews the pilot of Boardwalk Empire, and talks Olympics, NBA, MLB, and more.

Episode 45: Don't Ask, Don't Tell: Just Take Your Money to the Battleground!

Sun, 24 Jul 2016 03:46:00 +0000

Pat rants on gross customers, previews WWE Battleground, and plays a tune from John Wesley Dickson. Plus a fun conversation on pregnancy with a guest, music and MLB news, a mini-patpeeve, and more!

Episode 44: Forget My Name and Grab Your Pokemon, We Need Snacks (and NES)!

Sun, 17 Jul 2016 03:48:00 +0000

Pat rambles on Pokemon GO, name tags (with a bonus suplex), and plays a tune from Call Your Shot. Plus a rant on vending machines, some sports news, NES Classic, and a chance to win a coaster (thanks to Luckydog EC)!

Episode 43: Put Down the Matches and Listen, the Ornaments are on the Escalator!

Sun, 10 Jul 2016 03:50:00 +0000

Pat dishes on current events, rambles on ornament premiere, and rants on burning jerseys. Plus a Netflix review (Between, Season 1), MLB news, a patpeeve on catcalls, and more!

Episode 42: The Vapid, Shoeless, Holiday-spoiling Adventure

Sun, 03 Jul 2016 03:52:00 +0000

Pat tells of an uptight customer, rants on going shoeless, and welcomes Josh back to talk MLB. Plus a social media patpeeve, fan mail, and a tune from Kim Jong Ill!

Episode 41: Calm Yourself, We're on Vacation!

Sun, 26 Jun 2016 03:54:00 +0000

Pat rambles on Chicago and angry moms at the airport, then plays a tune from Call Your Shot. Plus: music news, sports notes, and more.

Episode 40: The Presidential Pop Tart Party Game

Sat, 18 Jun 2016 04:00:00 +0000

Tim returned for another Something Provocative reunion! We talked cooking pop tarts and election alternatives, settled a great debate, and broke down family party etiquette!

Episode 39: Sliding Through the Birthday Express

Sat, 11 Jun 2016 04:02:00 +0000

Pat rambles on wipeouts, House of Lies, and dumb bus passengers in this birthday episode. Plus MLB/NBA/NHL updates, a party tip, trivia for a giveaway (courtesy of Luckydog EC), and a song for every break!

Episode 38: Grab Your ID and Call Your Shot, We Have Ecto Cooler!

Sat, 04 Jun 2016 04:04:00 +0000

Pat recaps his Memorial Day fun, takes his first sip of Ecto Cooler, and plays a song from Call Your Shot. Plus an unsigned credit card tale, WWE NXT, baseball with Josh, and more!

Episode 37: Count Your Change and Sing Along, We're Celebrating Sports!

Sat, 28 May 2016 15:43:00 +0000

Pat tells of a stubborn customer, shares music news, and plays a song from Ryan Pennatune. Plus some rants on bad TV finales, sports updates, and a little Bob Dylan to wrap the show!

Episode 36: Leave Me Be, It's Time to Get Extreme (and Watch Sports)!

Sat, 21 May 2016 15:47:00 +0000

Pat rambles about pushy sales associates, previews WWE Extreme Rules, and plays a tune from Kim Jong Ill. Plus MLB news, a quick NHL update, and more!

Episode 35: Get a Gift and Call the Sitter, We've Got Tunes and Sports!

Sat, 14 May 2016 15:48:00 +0000

Pat talks Captain America, gift cards, and shares music news. Plus a rant on certain moviegoers, MLB updates, quick takes on NBA and NHL playoffs, and more!

Episode 34: Win the Day! Take Mom to See Civil War (or Baseball)!

Sat, 07 May 2016 15:51:00 +0000

Pat rambles about desperate shoppers, shares music news, and reviews the pilot of Veep. Plus Josh returns to recap some MLB action, and Pat dishes on how to win Mother's Day!

Episode 33: Get Going and Hold the Door, It's Time for Payback!

Sat, 30 Apr 2016 15:52:00 +0000

Pat rambles on a misplaced customer, rants on common courtesy, and talks upcoming albums in music news. Plus a tune from Kim Jong Ill, a WWE Payback preview, baseball, and more!

Episode 32: Pause the Game and Grab Some Tubmans, It's Still Playoff Time!

Sat, 23 Apr 2016 15:54:00 +0000

Pat rambles on Greg Proops and Harriet Tubman, shares music news (featuring PRINCE), and wonders about people watching video games. Plus MLB news, an Olympics note, and a playoff Flyers Update from The Captain!

Episode 31: Keep Your Coffee and Look to the Hall, It's Playoff Time!

Sat, 16 Apr 2016 15:58:00 +0000

Pat rambles on coffee throwers, updates a weird news story, and reviews a TV pilot. Plus quick NBA and Olympics notes, MLB news, and a Flyers Update from the Captain!

Episode 30: We're Not Blowing Smoke, Baseball is Back!

Sat, 09 Apr 2016 16:03:00 +0000

Pat rambles about office farewells, shares music news (with new Goo Goo Dolls), and a voicemail anecdote. Plus a food truck patpeeve, MLB recap with a new stat, and a Flyers Update from The Captain!

Episode 29: WrestleMania 32!

Sat, 02 Apr 2016 16:05:00 +0000

Matt Shaw calls in from the car in Dallas to preview WrestleMania 32!

Episode 28: Forget the Reservation, It's Almost Baseball Season!

Sat, 26 Mar 2016 16:09:00 +0000

Pat shares some tour updates and clip from the new Thrice song in music news, and has Josh join the show to preview the 2016 Cleveland Indians. Plus a rant about restaurant reservations, a Phillies preview, and a Flyers Update from The Captain!

Episode 27: Grab Your Cold Ones and Let's Get Silly!

Sat, 19 Mar 2016 16:13:00 +0000

Pat rambles on pub crawls and his possible comedy gimmick, rants on the White Sox silliness, plays a tune from MUCH BETTER, and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain!

Episode 26: Break the Ice and Put Down the Gadget, the Flyers Are Rolling!

Sat, 12 Mar 2016 17:17:00 +0000

Pat tells a of another stiff customer, talks a couple of upcoming tours in music news, and shares a baseball patpeeve. Plus a sweet tune, WWE Roadblock preview, and a Flyers Update from The Captain!

Episode 25: We're Made in USA, So Let's Talk Baseball!

Sat, 05 Mar 2016 17:21:00 +0000

Pat talks a customer complaint, shares music news on 12 Stones and Foo Fighters, and gives another public transit patpeeve. Plus Agent Carter Season 2 finale, Red Sox preview by request, Flyers Update, and a fun fact from Jerome!

Episode 24: Kim Jong Ill vs Agent Carter?

Sat, 27 Feb 2016 17:23:00 +0000

Pat talks his LEGO/dog-walking adventures, plays a tune from Kim Jong Ill, and discusses the two-part Agent Carter. Plus, a patpeeve on ATM fees, fun fact, Booker T's Black History, and a Flyers Update!

Episode 23: Settle Down and Wash Your Hands, We're Racing Through the Fastlane!

Sat, 20 Feb 2016 17:27:00 +0000

Pat tells a story of a runaway customer, shares some music news, and talks the new movie Race. Plus WWE Fastlane, a big Agent Carter recap, Cam Newton (for one of the pick em winners), Flyers Update, and a PROTIP!

Episode 22: Happy Valentine's Day!

Sat, 13 Feb 2016 17:30:00 +0000

Pat talks fun at the card store on Valentine's Day, shares a gift anecdote and a fun fact, and gets some little-known Black History Moments from a friend!

Episode 21: The Over the Weather Super Agent Carter Express Update Bowl!

Sat, 06 Feb 2016 17:32:00 +0000

Pat recaps another Agent Carter, previews Super Bowl 50, shares a public transit patpeeve, and more.

Episode 20: Raise a Glass and Shovel Your Sidewalk, We're Rumbling with a Winner!

Sat, 30 Jan 2016 17:35:00 +0000

Pat recaps Bump's wedding (and plays his toast), rants on snow removal, recaps the Royal Rumble with the Pick Em winner, reviews Agent Carter Episode 3, and more.

Episode 19: Keep Warm and Take a Number, It's Rumble Time!

Sat, 23 Jan 2016 17:39:00 +0000

Pat rambles on bachelor parties, NFL playoffs, Agent Carter, the Royal Rumble, and more.

Episode 18: Buy Some Albums and Wash Your Hands, There's Stuff on Sale!

Sat, 16 Jan 2016 18:23:00 +0000

Pat rambles on entitled customers, the NFL playoffs, washing your hands, and more.

Episode 17: Hit the Store and Grab Your Ticket, It's Party Time!

Sat, 09 Jan 2016 18:27:00 +0000

Pat rambles on a dumb customer question, NFL Wildcard Weekend, music news, surprise showers, and baseball.

Episode 16: Return Your Slippers and Listen Up! We're Resolution-ing!

Sat, 02 Jan 2016 18:54:00 +0000

Pat talks gift returns, previews OAK @ KC for NFL Week 17, and shares weird news and music news. He also plays a tune from Confusion Only, dishes on New Year's Resolutions, gets a Flyers Update, and gives a fun fact!

Episode 15: Grab Your Family and Go See STAR WARS!

Sat, 26 Dec 2015 19:01:00 +0000

Pat rambles on holidays, Packers and Cardinals for NFL Week 16, office Christmas cards, Star Wars, and more.

Episode 14: Merry Christmas, Light Bulb Lady!

Sat, 19 Dec 2015 19:05:00 +0000

Pat tells his favorite retail story, rambles on the meaning of Christmas, shares what's on our wishlists, gets a Flyers Update from The Captain, and more!

Episode 13: Get Small Bills and Buy Some Popcorn, We've Got HOTSTOVE (and TLC)!

Sat, 12 Dec 2015 19:16:00 +0000

Pat rambles on breaking big bills, 49ers at Browns for NFL Week 14, and music news. Plus: a tune from Kim Jong Ill, baseball and WWE talk with Matt Shaw, fan mail, and more.

Episode 12: Get Your ID and Put on Your Cargos, We're Saving Christmas Turtles!

Sat, 05 Dec 2015 19:29:00 +0000

Pat rambles on unsigned credit cards, Colts at Steelers for NFL Week 13, music news, weird news, office decorations, and more before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain.

Episode 11: Check Your Coupons and Get Home, We Need Ugly Sweaters!

Sat, 28 Nov 2015 19:33:00 +0000

Pat rambles on coupons, Patriots at Broncos for NFL Week 12, music news, ugly Christmas sweaters, and some real talk for the holidays.

Episode 10: Happy Thanksgiving! Now Stay Home and Have Fun!

Sat, 21 Nov 2015 19:37:00 +0000

Pat rambles on Black Friday, Bengals at Cardinals for NFL Week 11, shopping on Thanksgiving, WWE Survivor Series, and why we're thankful.

Episode 9: Keep Your Lies Quiet, We're Looking Toward the Hall!

Sat, 14 Nov 2015 19:43:00 +0000

Pat tells a holiday return story, talks MIN @ OAK for NFL Week 10 and MLB HOF (with an old radio pal, Brian Kaelber). Plus he rants on bathroom conversations, shares music news, gets a Flyers Update from The Captain, and has a fun fact!

Episode 8: Wait Your Turn, It's HOTSTOVE Time!

Sat, 07 Nov 2015 19:46:00 +0000

Pat rambles on long lines, Packers at Panthers for NFL Week 9, music news, and more before The Captain stops by with a Flyers Update.

Episode 7: Grab Your Costume and Hit the Lights, It's Halloween!

Sat, 31 Oct 2015 18:49:00 +0000

Happy Halloween! Pat rambles on our best and worst candy, favorite Halloween traditions, lights on for safety, giving out not candy, and the golden rule. Plus, NFL and MLB notes, a fun fact, and a Flyers Update from The Captain.

Episode 6: A Something Provocative Reunion (f Kim Jong Ill + Sweatpants)!

Sat, 24 Oct 2015 18:55:00 +0000

Pat welcomes his dear friend, Tim Donnelly, to the show to chat about sweatpants, sports, and least favorite video game characters.

Then Kim Jong Ill joins the show to chat about songwriting, mouth noises, and much more before we play their latest song.

Plus: a concert recap, baseball notes, and a Flyers Update from The Captain.

Episode 5: Nevermind the Painting, Get a Load of That Tattoo!

Sat, 17 Oct 2015 19:06:00 +0000

Pat shares a listener retail story, talks face tattoos, sports notes, and more - plus The Captain makes his debut with a Flyers Update.

Episode 4: You'd Better Pay, We Need Food to Watch Sports!

Sat, 10 Oct 2015 19:08:00 +0000

Pat rants on working for free, shares some weird news, talks MLB playoffs, and more.

Episode 3: Calm Down and Cool Off, It's Almost Playoff Time!

Sat, 03 Oct 2015 19:15:00 +0000

Pat talks being too early for Christmas, music news, hot flashes, MLB playoff races, and more.

Episode 2: Don't Be a Dummy, You Know It'll Be Human!

Sat, 26 Sep 2015 19:17:00 +0000

Pat talks closing during the day, gender reveal parties, MLB news, and more.

Episode 1: Grab Your ID Already, That Kid's on a Leash!

Sat, 19 Sep 2015 19:19:00 +0000

Pat talks throwing IDs, WWE Night of Champions, kid leashes, Fall TV, and more.