<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0">
    <channel>
        <generator>RedCircle VERIFY_TOKEN_d6794242-b11f-4535-a9a8-2d5cbba98c61  -- Rendered At Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:09:20 &#43;0000</generator>
        <title>Absolutely No Adventures</title>
        <link>https://redcircle.com/shows/absolutely-no-adventures</link>
        <language>en-US</language>
        <copyright>Copyright 2026</copyright>
        <itunes:subtitle>Adventurers Welcome. Absolutely No Adventures.</itunes:subtitle>
        <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
        <itunes:summary>Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.</itunes:summary>
        <podcast:guid>d6794242-b11f-4535-a9a8-2d5cbba98c61</podcast:guid>
        
        <description><![CDATA[Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.]]></description>
        
        <itunes:type>serial</itunes:type>
        <podcast:locked>no</podcast:locked>
        <itunes:owner>
            <itunes:name>Destiny Howell</itunes:name>
            <itunes:email>musiclovergo@gmail.com</itunes:email>
        </itunes:owner>
        
            
            <itunes:new-feed-url>https://feeds.redcircle.com/d6794242-b11f-4535-a9a8-2d5cbba98c61</itunes:new-feed-url>
            
        
        <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/7391c1ab-2222-4560-b9cd-f5c1a05e3870_ANA-FINAL-NO-BORDER-min.jpg"/>
        
        
        
            
            <itunes:category text="Fiction">

            
                <itunes:category text="Comedy Fiction"/>
            
                <itunes:category text="Drama"/>
            

        </itunes:category>
        
            
            <itunes:category text="Leisure" />

            

        
        

        
        <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
        
        
        
        
        
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>Pre-Season 3 Announcement</itunes:title>
                <title>Pre-Season 3 Announcement</title>

                
                
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Season 3 premieres October 14th, 2026! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Join our Patreon: &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://patreon.com/ANAPod&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on Kofi: &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Explore Many Sided Media: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.manysidedmedia.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.manysidedmedia.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>Season 3 premieres October 14th, 2026! </p>
<p>Join our Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/ANAPod</a></p>
<p>Support us on Kofi: <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">https://ko-fi.com/anapod</a><a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">https://ko-fi.com/anapod</a></p>
<p>Explore Many Sided Media: <a href="https://www.manysidedmedia.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.manysidedmedia.com/</a></p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Season 3 premieres October 14th, 2026! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Join our Patreon: &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://patreon.com/ANAPod&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on Kofi: &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Explore Many Sided Media: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.manysidedmedia.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.manysidedmedia.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="961724" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/d1ff908a-d256-45d8-9b4d-84bbfd9250c4/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/fca4b514-a896-4f7d-b52e-bb909ba077e6</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/fca4b514/pre-season-3-announcement</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 10:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/6136f3cd-ac7a-48c5-9cee-7cc0b59884c2_ANA-FINAL-NO-BORDER21.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>60</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>Presenting: My First Dungeon - Sweet Revenge</itunes:title>
                <title>Presenting: My First Dungeon - Sweet Revenge</title>

                
                
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: My First Dungeon!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Perils &amp;amp; Princesses | Ep. 1 - The Dark &amp;amp; Scary Places&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Four Princesses rush to the aid of a friend, but things seem darker than ever before…&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This season of My First Dungeon is sponsored by Tabletop Bookshelf. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;CAST: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.instagram.com/abby_hep/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Abby Hepworth&lt;/a&gt; as Geraldine of Glittering Thicket&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.instagram.com/symphony.entertainment.ga/https://www.instagram.com/symphony.entertainment.ga/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Bridgett Jeffries&lt;/a&gt; as Winnifred “Winnie” of Golden Falls&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.instagram.com/danielle_radford/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Danielle Radford&lt;/a&gt; as Maid Adelaide of Midnight Meadows&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.instagram.com/shenuque/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Shenuque Tissera&lt;/a&gt; as Ameera of Equine Hollows t&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.instagram.com/bflare42/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Brian Flaherty&lt;/a&gt; as The Storyteller&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://tabletopbookshelf.com/products/perils-princesses-a-fairy-tale-adventure-rpg&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Buy Perils &amp;amp;amp; Princesses&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://tabletopbookshelf.com/products/sweet-revenge?_pos=1&amp;amp;_psq=sweet&#43;revenge&amp;amp;_ss=e&amp;amp;_v=1.0&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Sweet Revenge&lt;/a&gt; and use code PERIL15 to get 15% off your order at &lt;a href=&#34;http://tabletopbookshelf.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;tabletopbookshelf.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.patreon.com/ManySidedMedia&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Join our Patreon&lt;/a&gt; to get access to bonus actual plays, cast talkbacks, original games, and more!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://manysidednewsletter.substack.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Subscribe to The Many Sided Newsletter&lt;/a&gt; for TTRPG articles and gaming news. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;CREDITS:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced by &lt;a href=&#34;https://x.com/morebluebs&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Elliot Davis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Editing and Sound Design by &lt;a href=&#34;https://twitter.com/mrbrianflaherty&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Brian Flaherty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Theme Song by &lt;a href=&#34;https://open.spotify.com/artist/4ZNyRDoM6JnxoB0oAWataL?si=s7IJDHiiTXmJO7W-SER4Ig&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;BE/HOLD&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced by &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.manysidedmedia.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Many Sided Media&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: My First Dungeon!</p>
<p><strong>Perils &amp; Princesses | Ep. 1 - The Dark &amp; Scary Places</strong></p>
<p><em>Four Princesses rush to the aid of a friend, but things seem darker than ever before…</em></p>
<p>This season of My First Dungeon is sponsored by Tabletop Bookshelf. </p>
<p>CAST: </p>
<p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/abby_hep/" rel="nofollow">Abby Hepworth</a> as Geraldine of Glittering Thicket</p>
<p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/symphony.entertainment.ga/https://www.instagram.com/symphony.entertainment.ga/" rel="nofollow">Bridgett Jeffries</a> as Winnifred “Winnie” of Golden Falls</p>
<p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/danielle_radford/" rel="nofollow">Danielle Radford</a> as Maid Adelaide of Midnight Meadows</p>
<p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/shenuque/" rel="nofollow">Shenuque Tissera</a> as Ameera of Equine Hollows t</p>
<p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/bflare42/" rel="nofollow">Brian Flaherty</a> as The Storyteller</p>
<p><a href="https://tabletopbookshelf.com/products/perils-princesses-a-fairy-tale-adventure-rpg" rel="nofollow">Buy Perils &amp;amp; Princesses</a> or <a href="https://tabletopbookshelf.com/products/sweet-revenge?_pos=1&_psq=sweet+revenge&_ss=e&_v=1.0" rel="nofollow">Sweet Revenge</a> and use code PERIL15 to get 15% off your order at <a href="http://tabletopbookshelf.com/" rel="nofollow">tabletopbookshelf.com</a></p>
<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/ManySidedMedia" rel="nofollow">Join our Patreon</a> to get access to bonus actual plays, cast talkbacks, original games, and more!</p>
<p><a href="https://manysidednewsletter.substack.com/" rel="nofollow">Subscribe to The Many Sided Newsletter</a> for TTRPG articles and gaming news. </p>
<p>CREDITS:</p>
<p>Produced by <a href="https://x.com/morebluebs" rel="nofollow">Elliot Davis</a></p>
<p>Editing and Sound Design by <a href="https://twitter.com/mrbrianflaherty" rel="nofollow">Brian Flaherty</a></p>
<p>Theme Song by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/4ZNyRDoM6JnxoB0oAWataL?si=s7IJDHiiTXmJO7W-SER4Ig" rel="nofollow">BE/HOLD</a></p>
<p>Produced by <a href="https://www.manysidedmedia.com/" rel="nofollow">Many Sided Media</a></p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;This week&amp;#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: My First Dungeon!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Perils &amp;amp; Princesses | Ep. 1 - The Dark &amp;amp; Scary Places&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Four Princesses rush to the aid of a friend, but things seem darker than ever before…&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This season of My First Dungeon is sponsored by Tabletop Bookshelf. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;CAST: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.instagram.com/abby_hep/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Abby Hepworth&lt;/a&gt; as Geraldine of Glittering Thicket&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.instagram.com/symphony.entertainment.ga/https://www.instagram.com/symphony.entertainment.ga/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Bridgett Jeffries&lt;/a&gt; as Winnifred “Winnie” of Golden Falls&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.instagram.com/danielle_radford/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Danielle Radford&lt;/a&gt; as Maid Adelaide of Midnight Meadows&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.instagram.com/shenuque/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Shenuque Tissera&lt;/a&gt; as Ameera of Equine Hollows t&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.instagram.com/bflare42/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Brian Flaherty&lt;/a&gt; as The Storyteller&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://tabletopbookshelf.com/products/perils-princesses-a-fairy-tale-adventure-rpg&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Buy Perils &amp;amp;amp; Princesses&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://tabletopbookshelf.com/products/sweet-revenge?_pos=1&amp;_psq=sweet&#43;revenge&amp;_ss=e&amp;_v=1.0&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Sweet Revenge&lt;/a&gt; and use code PERIL15 to get 15% off your order at &lt;a href=&#34;http://tabletopbookshelf.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;tabletopbookshelf.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.patreon.com/ManySidedMedia&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Join our Patreon&lt;/a&gt; to get access to bonus actual plays, cast talkbacks, original games, and more!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://manysidednewsletter.substack.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Subscribe to The Many Sided Newsletter&lt;/a&gt; for TTRPG articles and gaming news. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;CREDITS:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced by &lt;a href=&#34;https://x.com/morebluebs&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Elliot Davis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Editing and Sound Design by &lt;a href=&#34;https://twitter.com/mrbrianflaherty&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Brian Flaherty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Theme Song by &lt;a href=&#34;https://open.spotify.com/artist/4ZNyRDoM6JnxoB0oAWataL?si=s7IJDHiiTXmJO7W-SER4Ig&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;BE/HOLD&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced by &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.manysidedmedia.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Many Sided Media&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="108424463" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/81aa66db-b401-4e6f-888c-886302b682ed/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/0cfde388-db28-4523-9baa-0825a8aa314a</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/0cfde388/presenting-my-first-dungeon-sweet-revenge</link>
                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2026 05:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/cbac651c-f44e-495f-b2ed-baf81e4c7674_PerilsPrincesses_V2.0.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>6776</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and Confused</itunes:title>
                <title>S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and Confused</title>

                <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig has a family reunion.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig has a family reunion.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig has a family reunion.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="37931049" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/b692002f-9691-4014-a8a5-93401703d546/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/65c0c3c1-ebc7-47bc-94dd-dc06f1d9c1e1</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/65c0c3c1/special-mazed-and-confused</link>
                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2026 08:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/4b285954-1e44-4661-bf28-7702e589efbd_Mazed_cover_optimized_300.png.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>2370</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S2E10 - Necessary Evil: 4 - The Greater Good</itunes:title>
                <title>S2E10 - Necessary Evil: 4 - The Greater Good</title>

                <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which Sibella has a change of heart.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our Bluesky, &lt;a href=&#34;https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sibella has a change of heart.</p>
<p>Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/" rel="nofollow">https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/</a></p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>
<p>Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson.</p>
<p>Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our Bluesky, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which Sibella has a change of heart.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our Bluesky, &lt;a href=&#34;https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="21830844" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/876f4ab0-acb1-4fac-9a8e-ef1798f3030b/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/641065f5-e760-4f03-a21d-fc05619f98fa</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/641065f5/necessary-evil-4-the-greater-good</link>
                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2025 07:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/8f4b59d1-d82f-4417-b2c0-b1af6b65b84f_ana-castle-comm-final-small-min.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>1364</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S2E9 - Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser Evil</itunes:title>
                <title>S2E9 - Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser Evil</title>

                <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which Sibella shows school spirit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Persephone is Emily Zwiefel.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our Bluesky, &lt;a href=&#34;https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sibella shows school spirit.</p>
<p>Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/" rel="nofollow">https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/</a></p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>
<p>Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Persephone is Emily Zwiefel.</p>
<p>Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our Bluesky, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which Sibella shows school spirit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Persephone is Emily Zwiefel.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our Bluesky, &lt;a href=&#34;https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="17201110" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/ef8baf17-9705-4095-940a-66abefb80be2/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/dd19ef2b-ba45-447c-93f4-3bd4b2253691</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/dd19ef2b/necessary-evil-3-the-lesser-evil</link>
                <pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2025 07:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/970e4f8e-6ec9-439f-a048-97a22b4e61d2_ana-castle-comm-final-small-min.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>1075</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S2E8 - Necessary Evil: 2 - Better to Have Hated and Lost</itunes:title>
                <title>S2E8 - Necessary Evil: 2 - Better to Have Hated and Lost</title>

                <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which Castle Blackthorn has an unwelcome visitor.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Felicity is Michelle Kelly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our Bluesky, &lt;a href=&#34;https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which Castle Blackthorn has an unwelcome visitor.</p>
<p>Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/" rel="nofollow">https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/</a></p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>
<p>Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Felicity is Michelle Kelly.</p>
<p>Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our Bluesky, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which Castle Blackthorn has an unwelcome visitor.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Felicity is Michelle Kelly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our Bluesky, &lt;a href=&#34;https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="17776640" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/5699aadc-b462-4c3d-b669-6677d1200ee2/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/5b35357b-34d3-422d-9155-ab8cd94b9be5</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/5b35357b/necessary-evil-2-better-to-have-hated-and-lost</link>
                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2025 07:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/0af9b6fe-4e35-4579-84ba-1ab07cc2d622_ana-castle-comm-final-small-min.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>1111</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S2E7 - Necessary Evil: 1 - The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning</itunes:title>
                <title>S2E7 - Necessary Evil: 1 - The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning</title>

                <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which old curses are relitigated.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our Bluesky, &lt;a href=&#34;https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which old curses are relitigated.</p>
<p>Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/" rel="nofollow">https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/</a></p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>
<p>Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson.</p>
<p>Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our Bluesky, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which old curses are relitigated.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our Bluesky, &lt;a href=&#34;https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="17392953" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/85738562-e022-4d15-a77e-721e0b854484/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/91e8007f-94db-4bc3-bb2e-751b890366d5</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/91e8007f/necessary-evil-1-the-liar-the-witch-and-the-warning</link>
                <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2025 07:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/89addebb-5acd-48d7-bd97-33cbbb371b13_ana-castle-comm-final-small-min.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>1087</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>ANA Season 3 Crowdfunding!</itunes:title>
                <title>ANA Season 3 Crowdfunding!</title>

                
                
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Use the link below to check out the Indiegogo for Season 3 which features perks such as a TTRPG one-shot set in Hexwell, the ability to name a character, and early access to a brand new ANA special which has been exclusively announced on the campaign page!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;http://igg.me/at/anas3&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;http://igg.me/at/anas3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our Bluesky, &lt;a href=&#34;https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<h1></h1>
<p>Use the link below to check out the Indiegogo for Season 3 which features perks such as a TTRPG one-shot set in Hexwell, the ability to name a character, and early access to a brand new ANA special which has been exclusively announced on the campaign page!</p>
<p><a href="http://igg.me/at/anas3" rel="nofollow">http://igg.me/at/anas3</a></p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our Bluesky, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Use the link below to check out the Indiegogo for Season 3 which features perks such as a TTRPG one-shot set in Hexwell, the ability to name a character, and early access to a brand new ANA special which has been exclusively announced on the campaign page!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;http://igg.me/at/anas3&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;http://igg.me/at/anas3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our Bluesky, &lt;a href=&#34;https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="399151" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/4f027f84-4eca-4f0d-91b4-a1dca9fb29ab/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/40cfdd05-a554-43a5-8d58-094c5f7b6dab</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/40cfdd05/ana-season-3-crowdfunding-</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2025 07:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/46948159-e55e-4aac-a7fa-54d36413543e_lutely_No_Adventures_SquareImage_optimized_300.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>24</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>Presenting: Hearthbound</itunes:title>
                <title>Presenting: Hearthbound</title>

                
                
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: Hearthbound!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For more information, check out &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.hearthboundpod.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.hearthboundpod.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.hearthboundpod.com/episodes/trailer&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.hearthboundpod.com/episodes/trailer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ALSO, ANA Presents: Necessary Evil starts October 7th!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<h1></h1>
<p>This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: Hearthbound!</p>
<p>For more information, check out <a href="https://www.hearthboundpod.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.hearthboundpod.com/</a></p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://www.hearthboundpod.com/episodes/trailer" rel="nofollow">https://www.hearthboundpod.com/episodes/trailer</a></p>
<p>ALSO, ANA Presents: Necessary Evil starts October 7th!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week&amp;#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: Hearthbound!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For more information, check out &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.hearthboundpod.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.hearthboundpod.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.hearthboundpod.com/episodes/trailer&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.hearthboundpod.com/episodes/trailer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ALSO, ANA Presents: Necessary Evil starts October 7th!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="2981720" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/5bd890d9-f03b-4184-a68e-94046898525e/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/1dba0552-d290-4d86-b947-e0df8d13913c</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/1dba0552/presenting-hearthbound</link>
                <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2025 10:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/e480da7b-77cd-4cd8-945d-52266f06cc03_hearthbound.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>186</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>Presenting: Residents of Proserpina Park</itunes:title>
                <title>Presenting: Residents of Proserpina Park</title>

                
                
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: Residents of Proserpina Park!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Residents of Proserpina Park is a monster of the week fiction podcast focusing on mythology. Learn about creatures you’ve never heard of before and follow this crazy gang and their pet dog alien to solve the mystery of the park.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For more information, check out &lt;a href=&#34;https://residentsofproserpinapark.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://residentsofproserpinapark.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<h1></h1>
<p>This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: Residents of Proserpina Park!</p>
<p>Residents of Proserpina Park is a monster of the week fiction podcast focusing on mythology. Learn about creatures you’ve never heard of before and follow this crazy gang and their pet dog alien to solve the mystery of the park.</p>
<p>For more information, check out <a href="https://residentsofproserpinapark.com/" rel="nofollow">https://residentsofproserpinapark.com/</a></p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week&amp;#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: Residents of Proserpina Park!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Residents of Proserpina Park is a monster of the week fiction podcast focusing on mythology. Learn about creatures you’ve never heard of before and follow this crazy gang and their pet dog alien to solve the mystery of the park.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For more information, check out &lt;a href=&#34;https://residentsofproserpinapark.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://residentsofproserpinapark.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="1707781" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/b48eed49-c61d-4cd9-967f-11cb8b31a803/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/95fde803-3e98-491d-8544-cbbf273272be</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/95fde803/presenting-residents-of-proserpina-park</link>
                <pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2025 10:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/900e95f7-dd4d-462f-8b4a-50e73c9075d0_ents_of_Proserpina_Park_Logo_optimized_300.png.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>106</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>Presenting: Warlock</itunes:title>
                <title>Presenting: Warlock</title>

                
                
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: Warlock!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Warlock Episode 3 - Meet Briar: Rose or Thorn?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Warlock is a fantasy audio drama with an anime twist following the adventures of Nova, a young woman who dreams of being a powerful sorcerer, but born without magic. That all changes when she strikes a bargain with a mysterious woman and her life changes...forever. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For more information, check out &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.warlockpod.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;www.warlockpod.com&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;http://tiny.cc/warlockdrop&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;http://tiny.cc/warlockdrop&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ALSO, my TTRPG adventure, Sweet Revenge, is up for an ENNIE award in the category of Best Short Adventure! Voting is open until July 20th. If you&#39;ve checked out the game and enjoyed it, &lt;a href=&#34;https://vote.ennie-awards.com/vote/2025/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;a vote would be appreciated&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<h1></h1>
<p>This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: Warlock!</p>
<p>Warlock Episode 3 - Meet Briar: Rose or Thorn?</p>
<p>Warlock is a fantasy audio drama with an anime twist following the adventures of Nova, a young woman who dreams of being a powerful sorcerer, but born without magic. That all changes when she strikes a bargain with a mysterious woman and her life changes...forever. </p>
<p>For more information, check out <a href="http://www.warlockpod.com/" rel="nofollow">www.warlockpod.com</a> </p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="http://tiny.cc/warlockdrop" rel="nofollow">http://tiny.cc/warlockdrop</a></p>
<p>ALSO, my TTRPG adventure, Sweet Revenge, is up for an ENNIE award in the category of Best Short Adventure! Voting is open until July 20th. If you&#39;ve checked out the game and enjoyed it, <a href="https://vote.ennie-awards.com/vote/2025/" rel="nofollow">a vote would be appreciated</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week&amp;#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: Warlock!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Warlock Episode 3 - Meet Briar: Rose or Thorn?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Warlock is a fantasy audio drama with an anime twist following the adventures of Nova, a young woman who dreams of being a powerful sorcerer, but born without magic. That all changes when she strikes a bargain with a mysterious woman and her life changes...forever. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For more information, check out &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.warlockpod.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;www.warlockpod.com&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;http://tiny.cc/warlockdrop&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;http://tiny.cc/warlockdrop&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ALSO, my TTRPG adventure, Sweet Revenge, is up for an ENNIE award in the category of Best Short Adventure! Voting is open until July 20th. If you&amp;#39;ve checked out the game and enjoyed it, &lt;a href=&#34;https://vote.ennie-awards.com/vote/2025/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;a vote would be appreciated&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="27155644" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/0a38120b-c99d-485e-86c7-999b0f30e824/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/790c158c-8d2d-45b9-826a-462f3c25a91f</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/790c158c/presenting-warlock</link>
                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2025 10:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/bb15a88a-b65b-4f02-b19f-ebb139b726d6_Podcast_cover_jpg_11zon.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>1697</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>ANA Presents: Necessary Evil - Teaser Trailer</itunes:title>
                <title>ANA Presents: Necessary Evil - Teaser Trailer</title>

                
                
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In which Sibella has an audience with a prisoner. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Necessary Evil is a miniseries set in the world of Absolutely No Adventures. It follows evil queen Sibella in her downtime between magic battles and running her seized kingdom.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Episode One will premiere in the Fall. Be on the lookout for an official release date announcement! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sibella is Blythe Renay. The Sancterran Knight is Rochelle Ibarra.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Written and Directed by Destiny Howell. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<h1></h1>
<p>In which Sibella has an audience with a prisoner. </p>
<p>Necessary Evil is a miniseries set in the world of Absolutely No Adventures. It follows evil queen Sibella in her downtime between magic battles and running her seized kingdom.</p>
<p>Episode One will premiere in the Fall. Be on the lookout for an official release date announcement! </p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Sibella is Blythe Renay. The Sancterran Knight is Rochelle Ibarra.</p>
<p>Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.</p>
<p>Written and Directed by Destiny Howell. </p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In which Sibella has an audience with a prisoner. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Necessary Evil is a miniseries set in the world of Absolutely No Adventures. It follows evil queen Sibella in her downtime between magic battles and running her seized kingdom.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Episode One will premiere in the Fall. Be on the lookout for an official release date announcement! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sibella is Blythe Renay. The Sancterran Knight is Rochelle Ibarra.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Written and Directed by Destiny Howell. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="5281332" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/ca16ca7c-2d17-43a1-a510-bd71c02915f9/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/a57c51f3-b90a-4fa7-a3aa-dcc675d18e11</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/a57c51f3/ana-presents-necessary-evil-teaser-trailer</link>
                <pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2025 10:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/1379aeed-1ac7-40bd-b800-b3158e3851d7_ana-castle-comm-final-small-min.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>330</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>Presenting: The Bardic Hearth</itunes:title>
                <title>Presenting: The Bardic Hearth</title>

                
                
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: The Bardic Hearth!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The link to their Youtube page is here:  &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The link to their Patreon is here: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.patreon.com/thebardichearth&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.patreon.com/thebardichearth&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The link to their Buzzsprout is here: &lt;a href=&#34;https://thebardichearth.buzzsprout.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://thebardichearth.buzzsprout.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ALSO, be on the lookout for a promo for a &lt;a href=&#34;https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social/post/3lm5nnix5vs22&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;new Absolutely No Adventures miniseries&lt;/a&gt; coming soon!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<h1></h1>
<p>This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: The Bardic Hearth!</p>
<p>The link to their Youtube page is here:  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy</a></p>
<p>The link to their Patreon is here: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/thebardichearth" rel="nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/thebardichearth</a></p>
<p>The link to their Buzzsprout is here: <a href="https://thebardichearth.buzzsprout.com/" rel="nofollow">https://thebardichearth.buzzsprout.com/</a></p>
<p>ALSO, be on the lookout for a promo for a <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social/post/3lm5nnix5vs22" rel="nofollow">new Absolutely No Adventures miniseries</a> coming soon!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week&amp;#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: The Bardic Hearth!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The link to their Youtube page is here:  &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The link to their Patreon is here: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.patreon.com/thebardichearth&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.patreon.com/thebardichearth&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The link to their Buzzsprout is here: &lt;a href=&#34;https://thebardichearth.buzzsprout.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://thebardichearth.buzzsprout.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ALSO, be on the lookout for a promo for a &lt;a href=&#34;https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social/post/3lm5nnix5vs22&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;new Absolutely No Adventures miniseries&lt;/a&gt; coming soon!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="42737580" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/c9995a9f-1a0b-46c0-b8f1-2603d96b6a60/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/c0b49481-1a71-4ecc-8676-bf55d75fbd5e</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/c0b49481/presenting-the-bardic-hearth</link>
                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2025 10:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/589a3df0-5310-4572-af45-a65a24c69d92_TBH_Logo-min.png.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>2671</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S2E6 - 2.6 Mightier Than The Sword</itunes:title>
                <title>S2E6 - 2.6 Mightier Than The Sword</title>

                <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which a problem is resolved.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Briar Zachary is Queen Isadora. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, &lt;a href=&#34;https://twitter.com/noadventurespod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which a problem is resolved.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Briar Zachary is Queen Isadora. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar.</p>
<p>Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, <a href="https://twitter.com/noadventurespod" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which a problem is resolved.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Briar Zachary is Queen Isadora. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, &lt;a href=&#34;https://twitter.com/noadventurespod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="13951059" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/5946d369-7c17-4cd7-b686-3c9c3a1d635d/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/e773c9ce-d6f8-4c0f-b3cd-09d22be7debf</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/e773c9ce/2-6-mightier-than-the-sword</link>
                <pubDate>Mon, 18 Nov 2024 10:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/813fde5e-e4ae-4971-8c10-745b3eec5d1e_ANA_s2_comm_11zon.png.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>871</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S2E5 - 2.5 Role Call</itunes:title>
                <title>S2E5 - 2.5 Role Call</title>

                <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig, Bea, and Happy get to know each other better.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, &lt;a href=&#34;https://twitter.com/noadventurespod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig, Bea, and Happy get to know each other better.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.</p>
<p>Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, <a href="https://twitter.com/noadventurespod" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig, Bea, and Happy get to know each other better.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, &lt;a href=&#34;https://twitter.com/noadventurespod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="12909087" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/47dbcad8-4da3-4730-b6a4-91c1ad7c2ba5/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/e6fbd76a-fe3f-490b-a95f-464f5f9a29bb</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/e6fbd76a/2-5-role-call</link>
                <pubDate>Mon, 11 Nov 2024 10:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/c1a75fa8-90f0-4799-8f8f-05176e137ab7_ANA_s2_comm_11zon.png.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>806</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S2E4 - 2.4 Can&#39;t Stand the Heat</itunes:title>
                <title>S2E4 - 2.4 Can&#39;t Stand the Heat</title>

                <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig, Bea, and Happy see double.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Queen Isadora is Briar Zachary. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, &lt;a href=&#34;https://twitter.com/noadventurespod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig, Bea, and Happy see double.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Queen Isadora is Briar Zachary. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin.</p>
<p>Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, <a href="https://twitter.com/noadventurespod" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig, Bea, and Happy see double.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Queen Isadora is Briar Zachary. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, &lt;a href=&#34;https://twitter.com/noadventurespod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="11997100" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/d42c82b3-8b1e-4cb6-bb7f-4be8246b449e/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/b09923c2-f629-4445-a90e-7d2ab51b3e78</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/b09923c2/2-4-can-t-stand-the-heat</link>
                <pubDate>Mon, 04 Nov 2024 10:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/2dc4913b-bd83-4f4e-8999-e7b2143a56a2_ANA_s2_comm_11zon.png.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>749</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S2E3 - 2.3 Sweet Dreams</itunes:title>
                <title>S2E3 - 2.3 Sweet Dreams</title>

                <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig has a good day!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, &lt;a href=&#34;https://twitter.com/noadventurespod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig has a good day!</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.</p>
<p>Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, <a href="https://twitter.com/noadventurespod" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig has a good day!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, &lt;a href=&#34;https://twitter.com/noadventurespod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="12686733" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/375f69f6-25a2-4eab-b6de-5f62996eb84e/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/34c3c64a-25fd-4bab-b6b1-c67f798dbe7b</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/34c3c64a/2-3-sweet-dreams</link>
                <pubDate>Mon, 28 Oct 2024 09:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/616cd230-2954-421a-b24a-60a736f6bd37_ANA_s2_comm_11zon.png.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>792</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S2E2 - 2.2 Failed It!</itunes:title>
                <title>S2E2 - 2.2 Failed It!</title>

                <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which a prophecy is revealed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sterling is Jack Malban.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, &lt;a href=&#34;https://twitter.com/noadventurespod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which a prophecy is revealed.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sterling is Jack Malban.</p>
<p>Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, <a href="https://twitter.com/noadventurespod" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which a prophecy is revealed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sterling is Jack Malban.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, &lt;a href=&#34;https://twitter.com/noadventurespod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="10825142" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/4e097c5e-9efe-41a7-a310-b01c2913af63/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/53f07afc-8302-4eeb-83cb-52709a7e9684</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/53f07afc/2-2-failed-it-</link>
                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Oct 2024 09:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/535652ad-502f-4427-ac96-9bfe0d6ee342_ANA_s2_comm_11zon.png.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>676</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S2E1 - 2.1 A Familiar Feeling</itunes:title>
                <title>S2E1 - 2.1 A Familiar Feeling</title>

                <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig has some after hours visitors.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, &lt;a href=&#34;https://twitter.com/noadventurespod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig has some after hours visitors.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar.</p>
<p>Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, <a href="https://twitter.com/noadventurespod" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig has some after hours visitors.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, &lt;a href=&#34;https://twitter.com/noadventurespod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="14282083" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/52ca16db-444a-453a-a938-35390ea8ee29/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/4898c84a-70c8-4b83-9000-79ddafa56991</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/4898c84a/2-1-a-familiar-feeling</link>
                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Oct 2024 09:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/d849a7d5-b1be-4f60-88aa-22e910218fef_ANA_s2_comm_11zon.png.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>892</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>Presenting: Welcome to the Brass Eagle</itunes:title>
                <title>Presenting: Welcome to the Brass Eagle</title>

                
                
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: Welcome to the Brass Eagle!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The link to their crowdfunding page is here: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/welcome-to-the-brass-eagle-a-fantasy-audio-drama#/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;bit.ly/brasseaglepod&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The link to their Instagram page is here: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.instagram.com/brasseaglepod/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.instagram.com/brasseaglepod/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;http://tiny.cc/wttbe&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;http://tiny.cc/wttbe&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ALSO, Absolutely No Adventures Season 2 starts October 14th!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<h1></h1>
<p>This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: Welcome to the Brass Eagle!</p>
<p>The link to their crowdfunding page is here: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/welcome-to-the-brass-eagle-a-fantasy-audio-drama#/" rel="nofollow">bit.ly/brasseaglepod</a></p>
<p>The link to their Instagram page is here: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/brasseaglepod/" rel="nofollow">https://www.instagram.com/brasseaglepod/</a></p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="http://tiny.cc/wttbe" rel="nofollow">http://tiny.cc/wttbe</a></p>
<p>ALSO, Absolutely No Adventures Season 2 starts October 14th!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week&amp;#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: Welcome to the Brass Eagle!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The link to their crowdfunding page is here: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/welcome-to-the-brass-eagle-a-fantasy-audio-drama#/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;bit.ly/brasseaglepod&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The link to their Instagram page is here: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.instagram.com/brasseaglepod/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.instagram.com/brasseaglepod/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;http://tiny.cc/wttbe&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;http://tiny.cc/wttbe&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ALSO, Absolutely No Adventures Season 2 starts October 14th!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="62048130" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/410ce2c8-a5d3-41f4-b183-9c9e00d7e892/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/b8bc3e4d-8d8a-4016-a2a9-7fc1a369ecc0</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/b8bc3e4d/presenting-welcome-to-the-brass-eagle</link>
                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Sep 2024 12:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/3738d724-6c22-424e-b48f-fa0725ae9b04_WTTBE_SHOWART_1k__1_.png.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>3878</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>Presenting: Dragon&#39;s Rest</itunes:title>
                <title>Presenting: Dragon&#39;s Rest</title>

                
                
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week we&#39;re featuring friend of the show: Dragon&#39;s Rest!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The link to their Instagram page is here: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.instagram.com/dragonsrestshow/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.instagram.com/dragonsrestshow/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Listen to more Dragon&#39;s Rest at: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/transcript-s01e01&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/transcript-s01e01&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Look out for Dragon&#39;s Rest Bonus Content coming soon.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ALSO, Absolutely No Adventures Season 2 starts October 14th!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<h1></h1>
<p>This week we&#39;re featuring friend of the show: Dragon&#39;s Rest!</p>
<p>The link to their Instagram page is here: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/dragonsrestshow/" rel="nofollow">https://www.instagram.com/dragonsrestshow/</a></p>
<p>Listen to more Dragon&#39;s Rest at: <a href="https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/</a></p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/transcript-s01e01" rel="nofollow">https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/transcript-s01e01</a></p>
<p>Look out for Dragon&#39;s Rest Bonus Content coming soon.</p>
<p>ALSO, Absolutely No Adventures Season 2 starts October 14th!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week we&amp;#39;re featuring friend of the show: Dragon&amp;#39;s Rest!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The link to their Instagram page is here: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.instagram.com/dragonsrestshow/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.instagram.com/dragonsrestshow/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Listen to more Dragon&amp;#39;s Rest at: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/transcript-s01e01&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/transcript-s01e01&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Look out for Dragon&amp;#39;s Rest Bonus Content coming soon.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ALSO, Absolutely No Adventures Season 2 starts October 14th!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="24683415" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/75471866-80de-46da-8487-d7368fb1c8ed/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/12d919da-799e-493d-8764-643d6a3e8da4</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/12d919da/presenting-dragon-s-rest</link>
                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Sep 2024 12:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/651951cf-cc96-429f-be68-bd0c821cc979_DR_DETAIL_LOGO_v3_8bit__1_.png.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>1542</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>Presenting: Inn Between</itunes:title>
                <title>Presenting: Inn Between</title>

                
                
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week we&#39;re featuring friend of the show: Inn Between!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The link to their crowdfunding page is here: &lt;a href=&#34;http://crowdfundr.com/innbetween5&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;crowdfundr.com/innbetween5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Listen to more Inn Between at: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.thegoblinshead.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.thegoblinshead.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;http://tiny.cc/goblinshead&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;http://tiny.cc/goblinshead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<h1></h1>
<p>This week we&#39;re featuring friend of the show: Inn Between!</p>
<p>The link to their crowdfunding page is here: <a href="http://crowdfundr.com/innbetween5" rel="nofollow">crowdfundr.com/innbetween5</a></p>
<p>Listen to more Inn Between at: <a href="https://www.thegoblinshead.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.thegoblinshead.com/</a></p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="http://tiny.cc/goblinshead" rel="nofollow">http://tiny.cc/goblinshead</a></p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week we&amp;#39;re featuring friend of the show: Inn Between!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The link to their crowdfunding page is here: &lt;a href=&#34;http://crowdfundr.com/innbetween5&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;crowdfundr.com/innbetween5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Listen to more Inn Between at: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.thegoblinshead.com/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://www.thegoblinshead.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;http://tiny.cc/goblinshead&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;http://tiny.cc/goblinshead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="11163689" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/11df8d9e-bd4d-4523-80a9-ed176a5338a4/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/0c7d2c1d-b573-4b6e-8782-17d7d576196b</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/0c7d2c1d/presenting-inn-between</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2023 22:26:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/1b1eae05-f129-4c20-959d-e1a331e53ac1_Original_Logo_Without_Banner__1_.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>697</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S1E11 - SPECIAL Let Them Eat Wedding Cake</itunes:title>
                <title>S1E11 - SPECIAL Let Them Eat Wedding Cake</title>

                <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In which Sig, Bea, and Happy bake a cake.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin. Ana is Georgia McCall. Parker is Kaylie Horowitz. Balefic is Sumara Meers. Timor is Andrew Oakes. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<h1></h1>
<p>In which Sig, Bea, and Happy bake a cake.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin. Ana is Georgia McCall. Parker is Kaylie Horowitz. Balefic is Sumara Meers. Timor is Andrew Oakes. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In which Sig, Bea, and Happy bake a cake.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin. Ana is Georgia McCall. Parker is Kaylie Horowitz. Balefic is Sumara Meers. Timor is Andrew Oakes. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="58772584" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/1554c513-970a-491f-a8b8-7c77b2422f30/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/6e1f4c1e-5262-4bc7-bbfe-cf562a42c9ed</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/6e1f4c1e/special-let-them-eat-wedding-cake</link>
                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2022 07:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/4/8/21/fadba68c-6dfe-427b-b9b1-15590463c6a5_destiny_comm__2___2_.png.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>3673</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S1E10 - 1.10 Something New</itunes:title>
                <title>S1E10 - 1.10 Something New</title>

                <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which things come full circle.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which things come full circle.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which things come full circle.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="12878994" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/26b1c1b1-9c41-44c5-a4d5-0936170ce6f1/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/8aad268b-55ab-41b6-b1b9-b0e7a3dc47e2</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/8aad268b/1-10-something-new</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2021 07:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:duration>804</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S1E9 - 1.9 Last Action Hero</itunes:title>
                <title>S1E9 - 1.9 Last Action Hero</title>

                <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which letters are read.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which letters are read.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which letters are read.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="10710204" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/adab1df8-8504-4b4e-854c-41088479bf76/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/415805f8-d5b5-4472-aa8b-ff44ac89e5cb</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/415805f8/1-9-last-action-hero</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2021 07:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:duration>669</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S1E8 - 1.8 Something Im-portent</itunes:title>
                <title>S1E8 - 1.8 Something Im-portent</title>

                <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig is understandably concerned.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig is understandably concerned.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig is understandably concerned.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="11117296" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/2325f053-2597-4131-8256-94a7227d64bb/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/4cffb1f3-2145-4b35-b9ed-5cc45c3c9693</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/4cffb1f3/1-8-something-im-portent</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2021 07:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:duration>694</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S1E7 - 1.7 What The Cat Dragged In</itunes:title>
                <title>S1E7 - 1.7 What The Cat Dragged In</title>

                <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which Bea&#39;s services are required.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which Bea&#39;s services are required.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which Bea&amp;#39;s services are required.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="14322625" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/f208a8c1-287f-4c27-bde5-1f0d5adc6471/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/c052f278-c75a-4316-b80f-ddae32abc47a</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/c052f278c75a4316/1-7-what-the-cat-dragged-in</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2021 07:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:duration>895</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S1E6 - 1.6 Post Mortem</itunes:title>
                <title>S1E6 - 1.6 Post Mortem</title>

                <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig receives some mail.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig receives some mail.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig receives some mail.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="11990831" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/6693cba8-b2f3-491a-8674-d80829650f44/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/a93b7be0-62b0-41ab-9ba6-7c3be5d6992f</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/a93b7be062b041ab/1-6-post-mortem</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2020 07:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:duration>749</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S1E5 - 1.5 Vampire Weekend</itunes:title>
                <title>S1E5 - 1.5 Vampire Weekend</title>

                <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig, Bea, and Happy celebrate a holiday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig, Bea, and Happy celebrate a holiday.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig, Bea, and Happy celebrate a holiday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="11361384" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/65a8fd7f-4061-4ad4-98ff-7c109a7c5bc1/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/b64f6ed3-7bda-480e-8d79-b49d784c5e40</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/b64f6ed37bda480e/1-5-vampire-weekend</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2020 07:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:duration>710</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S1E4 - 1.4 Happy Days</itunes:title>
                <title>S1E4 - 1.4 Happy Days</title>

                <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which Happy has a visitor.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Terri is Demitra Papadinis.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which Happy has a visitor.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Terri is Demitra Papadinis.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which Happy has a visitor.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Terri is Demitra Papadinis.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="12615262" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/668a783a-013f-4e36-ba79-0c3b5e55cf1c/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/e775a29e-95a7-4aa7-bd05-887dd926d755</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/e775a29e95a74aa7/1-4-happy-days</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2020 07:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:duration>788</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S1E3 - 1.3 Admission Impossible</itunes:title>
                <title>S1E3 - 1.3 Admission Impossible</title>

                <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig is given an offer he very much can refuse.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig is given an offer he very much can refuse.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig is given an offer he very much can refuse.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="13148995" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/d5a1cf3a-8cff-46fc-bbca-1ed2f97c186d/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/69ec518e-b76d-402f-9ead-34183540dda3</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/69ec518eb76d402f/1-3-admission-impossible</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2020 07:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:duration>821</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S1E2 - 1.2 Wicked Lost</itunes:title>
                <title>S1E2 - 1.2 Wicked Lost</title>

                <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which a traveler from far away has an interesting to-do list.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which a traveler from far away has an interesting to-do list.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which a traveler from far away has an interesting to-do list.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="14082298" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/684ebcdf-e19c-40db-a5b0-30923679c727/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/a2bd52d7-26e9-483d-b75b-03fb4117d0d7</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/a2bd52d726e9483d/1-2-wicked-lost</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2020 06:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:duration>880</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>S1E1 - 1.1 The Sword In The Sheath</itunes:title>
                <title>S1E1 - 1.1 The Sword In The Sheath</title>

                <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig tries to get a sword out of his bakery.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, &lt;a href=&#34;https://twitter.com/noadventurespod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;amp;utm_content=copyLink&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig tries to get a sword out of his bakery.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, <a href="https://twitter.com/noadventurespod" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&utm_content=copyLink&utm_medium=unknown%5C&utm_source=join_link%5C" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which Sig tries to get a sword out of his bakery.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, &lt;a href=&#34;https://twitter.com/noadventurespod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;@noadventurespod&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Support us on &lt;a href=&#34;https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator%5C&amp;utm_content=copyLink&amp;utm_medium=unknown%5C&amp;utm_source=join_link%5C&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&#34;https://ko-fi.com/anapod&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Kofi&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="14404963" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/7da0d982-8eab-4262-9a2a-38c869bf65bd/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/22237c5d-81a4-41c5-bed6-e1cf2c8c845b</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/22237c5d81a441c5/1-1-the-sword-in-the-sheath</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2020 12:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:duration>900</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>ANA - Teaser Trailer</itunes:title>
                <title>ANA - Teaser Trailer</title>

                
                
                <itunes:author>Destiny Howell</itunes:author>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In which the gang tries to shoot a promo.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy-(un)adventure audio drama podcast about dodging quests, hanging out with friends, and eating tons of baked goods as the apocalypse happens in the background. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Episode One premieres October 14th. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. The Knight is Jack Malban. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This podcast is powered by &lt;a href=&#34;https://pinecast.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Pinecast&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>In which the gang tries to shoot a promo.</p>
<p>Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy-(un)adventure audio drama podcast about dodging quests, hanging out with friends, and eating tons of baked goods as the apocalypse happens in the background. </p>
<p>Episode One premieres October 14th. </p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a> </p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. The Knight is Jack Malban. </p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. </p>
<p>This podcast is powered by <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>.</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;In which the gang tries to shoot a promo.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy-(un)adventure audio drama podcast about dodging quests, hanging out with friends, and eating tons of baked goods as the apocalypse happens in the background. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Episode One premieres October 14th. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transcript: &lt;a href=&#34;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. The Knight is Jack Malban. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn more at &lt;a href=&#34;https://noadventurespod.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;https://noadventurespod.com&lt;/a&gt; or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This podcast is powered by &lt;a href=&#34;https://pinecast.com&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&gt;Pinecast&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="2888097" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/34b74a52-820f-4cf0-8fc1-9f91549718cf/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/9e53c173-6e99-48dd-8e82-21396f89244d</guid>
                <link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/9e53c1736e9948dd/ana-teaser-trailer</link>
                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2020 17:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:duration>180</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
    </channel>
</rss>
