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Plus: A deep dive on the aborted Buffy revival at Hulu! The science of sweat! And some Irish history for the kids!

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! 

Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is coming this May! Go preorder!

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For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: Connor's birthday! The threatening aura of wrap pants! Daryl Hannah stands up for herself! Nicki's sister chooses Cardi! Jessie Buckley and Timmy Chalamet really step in it on the home stretch to the Oscars! An absolutely crazy gun-toting stalker incident at Rihanna's house! A shocking White Katara update! Maura gets her Birkin! Kylie Jenner gets the last laugh! The science behind that shivery feeling of awe when you hear a great song! And much much more! 

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! 

Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is coming this May! Go preorder!

The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: The SAG Awards (they're still the SAG Awards, shut up) shake the table in the home stretch to the Oscars! Maura Higgins becomes the ultimate victim of our national crush on bad, bad man Rob Rausch! Law Roach spills the beans on Tom Holland and Zendaya's chic secret wedding! Jim Carrey's alarming new eyelids! Updates on Manon from Katseye's rise to power! The Vampire Lestat stakes (ha ha) his claim on Pride month! The astronomical know-how of the mighty scarab beetle! And much much more! 

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! 

Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is coming this May! Go preorder!

The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: Emerald Fennell's "Wuthering Heights"! The terrible truth behind Brandi Glanville's melting face! Jordan graciously explains what exactly is up with Katseye! Ghoulish new revelations from Armie Hammer's mother and the former Prince Andrew! Like everyone else with a podcast, we are forced to discuss Punch the monkey! Yoko Taro's revival of Evangelion! Big news for our fellow denizens of dental hell! And much much more! 

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! 

Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is coming this May! Go preorder!

The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: The sins of Tyra Banks! Our full breakdown of the Netflix ANTM documentary! The steady Balkanization of America continues! Pedro Pascal being extremely funny, as gay people must! Cardi B single and thriving! Serpents (and Connor) vs. the hormone ghrelin, a beef as old as time! The launch of a new weekly segment! And much much more! 

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! 

Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is coming this May! Go preorder!

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: Bad Bunny's historic Super Bowl halftime show! Jill Zarin's historic act of racist self-sabotage! Cardi B's historic hex on Stefon Diggs! Gay people united against the New England Patriots! Megan Thee Stallion and Daniel Radcliffe having a kibitz of their own! We'll give Emerald Fennell this: she always gives good soundtrack! An Olympic penis conspiracy! Analyzing America's withdrawal from the World Health Organization! And much much more! 

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! 

Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is coming this May! Go preorder!

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: An ode to Jordan's destined betrothed, Bad Bunny! SZA using her gifts of deception for benevolent ends! The official relaunch of Todd Haynes's film De Noche! New developments in the Luigi Mangione case! Our takes on this season of The Traitors US! The secret motivation behind the Netflix ANTM retrospective revealed! Diane Warren's unfortunate case of mistaken identity! A major breakthrough in pancreatic cancer treatment! And much much more! 

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This week we want to take a minute to spotlight some great volunteer organizations fighting ICE:

In Los Angeles: International Rescue Committee, Siempre Unidos LA, Órale Rapid Response, Nourish LA.

Nationwide: Immigrant Defense Project, Freedom For Immigrants, United We Dream MigraWatch Hotline.

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The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

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Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is coming this May! Go preorder!

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This episode: Preorders are open for Connor's debut comic! The Oscars freak it, for once! Netflix previews their upcoming ANTM tell-all documentary! Because you demanded it: our new recurring segment, White Katara Updates! Drama rocks the press tour for the final season of Queer Eye! Blake Lively and Taylor Swift's unsealed text messages! Jordan's dissection of Timothée Chalamet's tellingly brief [redacted] era! And much much more! 

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! 

Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is coming this May! Go preorder!

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: Further developments in the blood feud between Posh Spice and White Katara! Bracing for impact as Warner Bros. accepts the merger proposal from Netflix! Our abject delight at this season of The Traitors! A judge throws out Chris Brown's defamation lawsuit! Bret Michaels proving to his former bandmates that every rose indeed has its thorn! Maybe the straight guy from Heated Rivalry is bi, actually! More Nicki Minaj news, unfortunately! The doll goddess nebula with the biggest rod! And much much more! 

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! 

Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is out this May! Preorder at your local comic shop!

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: The relaunch of Jordan's science newsletter! Dating someone with the same name as you: a gay dilemma! Our favorite moments from the Golden Globes! Ashley Tisdale's tale of woe! The terrible secret of Nicola Peltz! Matt Damon and Ben Affleck's shared bank account! Tyra Banks's carousel magazine! The miraculous preservative powers of honey! And much much more!

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! 

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: A new year, a new start! Fun Goldsmith family news! The Critics Choice Awards slaying a bit! Amy Madigan and Teyana Taylor giving us the supporting actress season of our dreams! A bizarre Scientology-adjacent fable guest starring the Presleys! Nicole Kidman finalizes her divorce! Drake gets hit with a RICO lawsuit! Professor Diva teaches us about the gut microbiome and its unspeakable power! Some advice for newbies to gay nightlife! And much much more! 

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

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We wanted to celebrate with you, so here we are with a mini holiday episode. In this public Kitty Bitty of sorts, Connor and Jordan each give you 5 things that are In and 5 things that are Out for 2026.

This episode: A moment for the late James Ransone! Things that are that deep: weird white gays refusing to be normal about actual earth angel Bowen Yang! Tyra Banks's peculiar new holiday single! The inevitable escalation of Nicki Minaj's conservative descent! A wholesome little Christmas story from Eartha Kitt's daughter! Tom Brady's cry for help! Jennifer Lawrence snatching Leonardo DiCaprio's wig! Timothée Chalamet's uhhh *curious* press tour for Marty Supreme! And much much more! 

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

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This episode: A deeply wretched Hanukkah! Zendaya embraces her inner Jordan! Sydney Sweeney swears she isn't racist! Beyoncé chairs the Met Gala! Kim Kardashian's cyber goddess ascension continues with her Fortnite debut!  Checking in with Kimora Lee Simmons! Nicki vs. Gavin! A new study that could revolutionize mental health treatment! And much much more!  

The Christmas For Whores playlist is available on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: Remedial holiday movie studies! Jonathan Bailey staring at David Corenswet! Our promised deep dive on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives! Miriam Margolyes slyly interrogating Alexander Skarsgård! The oldest organisms on Earth, Ming the clam and Pando the eldritch tree network! And much much more!  

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

CONTENT WARNING: This episode includes discussion of sexual violence and child abuse in the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives segment.

This episode: The yuletide approacheth! Hockey yaoi on HBO Max: it's real and it's spectacular! An overdue apology to the humble fujoshi, our most essential worker! Jordan's long-overdue descent into reality TV madness continues with The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives! Kim Kardashian's steady ascension to digital godhood! The immortal ClubChalamet finds her spotlight! A remarkable new discovery in the field of rheumatology! A very quaint European crime! And much much more!  

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify and Apple Music.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: Patti Smith's 50th anniversary Horses concert! The lesbian ecstasy of Hades 2! Reopening Grindr when you don't drink anymore! In defense of bi girls: leave our admittedly sometimes annoying sisters alone! Mr. Mamdani goes to Washington! The horrific prospect of Paramount Skydance Warner Bros Discovery! Wicked: For Good — leave her alone! Charli XCX's upcoming mockumentary may just heal us! All's Fair stands triumphant over its sneering, bitter haters! A celebrity divorce rocks Atlanta! An absolutely wretched new side effect of climate change! And much much more!  

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify and Apple Music.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: Getting hit on at Trader Joe's! Keith Urban yet again forcing us to be aware he exists! Harvest mites, and their extremely unfortunate name in America! Nicki Minaj's new career as a Trump surrogate! Róisín Murphy's descent into TERF psychosis! The supernatural power of Ice Spice! So long and good riddance to the penny! Meghan Markle vs. Kim Kardashian: tabloid media's final form! Praise for Jordan's biological child, the common raccoon! A truly wretched dispatch from the Epstein files! And much much more!  

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments, check out kibitzcast on Patreon! Link in bio.

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify and Apple Music.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: The Miss Piggy movie of our gay dreams! Jennifer Lawrence's entirely reasonable opinions on reality television! MrBeast's entirely unacceptable Saudi amusement park! Sydney Sweeney making it extremely, extremely clear she has NO interest in disavowing white supremacy! The eternal darkness of Jeremy Renner! Vindication for Wendy Williams! A JCO TKO on X! Charli XCX linking up with John Cale! Sea urchins: they're actually smart, you racist! A teaser for our Patreon coverage of LUX by Rosalía! And much much more!

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify and Apple Music.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: NEW YORK IS SO FUCKING BACK! (Debra Messing: get the fuck outta here!) The death of Dick Cheney! Kayla Nicole's genius Halloween costume! Demi Lovato finally embracing Poot! The extremely fuckable gay Prime Minister-elect of the Netherlands! Jonathan Bailey: sexiest man alive! An update on Miss Atlas as she comes closer to Earth! (Is she an alien spaceship? Still no!) Basically a full hour on Florence Welch's new album, because we are that type of gay! A teaser for our coverage of Ryan Murphy's All's Fair! And much much more! 

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments, check out kibitzcast on Patreon! Link in bio.

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify and Apple Music.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: A mysterious illness transforms Jordan into a stud! A PSA to vote for Zohran in NYC and Prop 50 in LA or get the fuck outta here! Lily Allen's killer divorce album! A grim follow-up to the racist fandom antics of Love Island! Jay-Z simply refusing to engage with the barbz! Another eerie new celebrity coupling! Taylor Swift's desperate continuing efforts to tear through the honmoon! Hailey Bieber slaying a bit! A call to defend the zombie bone worms! And much much more!

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify and Apple Music.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: Werewolves: they fuck! Celebrating Miss Nap (the act of taking a nap)! Diane von Furstenberg's blissful lavender marriage! Tyra Banks is captivating as ever with a mysterious new invention! Law Roach delivers a master class in shade! The ecstatic machine ghost of Suzanne Somers! Cicada piss: nature's miracle! A wild heist at the Louvre! And much much more!

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify and Apple Music.

Our new playlist For The Kids is also available on Spotify. (Apple Music soon! Give us a sec.)

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: The common cold is back, and she's pissed! An ode to the late D'Angelo! The Hollywood Walk of Fame is kind of goofy EXCEPT when it's honoring Naomi Watts! Bennifer remains eternal! Real ones show up for National PrEP Day! A check-in with precious interdimensional alien Gwyneth Paltrow! Protein shakes: they're poisoning your brain! An extremely goofy Real Housewives indictment! And much much more!

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify and Apple Music.

Our new playlist For The Kids is also available on Spotify. (Apple Music soon! Give us a sec.)

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: An important PSA about bisexual men! Pedro Pascal and Russell Tovey bond over being versatile! Alexander Skarsgård yanks us right into Locktober! A malediction for Keith Urban! Taylor Swift: we've had just about enough! Professor Diva fêtes the new Nobel laureates! And much much more! 

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available on Spotify and Apple Music.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: Jordan attends Doja Cat's chic album release party! Connor is confronted by the restless machine ghost of Stan Lee! The announcement of an exciting new side series! Prayers for Nicole Kidman! A Kentucky-fried scandal! Cardi and Nicki at it again! Bone glue: it's glue for your bones! A wild new twist in (no, seriously) the Iran-Contra Affair! And much much more! 

The Songs of the Moment playlist is available here.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: Somebody's in mummy's pumps! A straggot-off on the film festival circuit! Gaylors in crisis! Jordan still can't abide Drake! (And why should she?!) Lab rats blowing fat rails for the betterment of humanity! A very Boca Raton crime corner! And much much more!  

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: The public relaunch of The Kibitz! Unpacking Pedro Pascal's horniest project yet! Bags are fumbled at the Love Island reunion, but Olandria still deserves the world! Celebrity romance hits random select! Scandal rocks the world of neuroscience! A mermaid's incredible tits cause a stir in Denmark! The Songs Of Our Lives finale! And much much more! 

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments, check us out on Patreon!

The complete Songs Of Our Lives playlists are now available on Spotify: Connor | Jordan

Special thanks to our relaunch collaborators, photographer Maxwell Poth and graphic designer Casey Knapp.