Three men and their babies

Living with parents at 30

Thu, 17 Feb 2022 22:45:16 +0000

Dans wife was in a pyramid scheme.

Adam is battling half term.

Bennis women are on one.

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Inheriting traits from parents

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 23:20:15 +0000

Dan knows his wife doesn't need him.

Adams voice is sultry due to kid diseases.

Benni hates spending his monies.

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My Ten Year old slept in a box.

Thu, 03 Feb 2022 23:43:47 +0000

Dans daughter sleeps in a box.

Adam picks spaghetti out of a nostril.

Benni is giving his daughter new foods.

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Gentle Parenting and a boyfriend.

Sat, 22 Jan 2022 00:37:13 +0000

Dans daughter drops a bombshell.

Adam is a gentle parent.

Bennis daughter is getting pouty face.

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Cheap plastic toys and NFTs

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 22:40:30 +0000

Dans daughter wants cheap plastic toys.

Adam loves his NFTs.

Benni returns with Christmas cheer.

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Single Dad Christmas

Thu, 06 Jan 2022 23:04:14 +0000

Dan tries to teach someone about gender fluidity.

Adam makes his daughter cry.

Bennis daughter has painful teeth.

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Bribing kids

Thu, 16 Dec 2021 22:35:26 +0000

Dan went to a kids panto.

Adam has lived a whole games life

Benni needs to teach stranger danger.

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Ups and Downs in Parenting

Fri, 10 Dec 2021 23:03:50 +0000

Dans daughter laughs at his future misfortune.

Adams daughter has a new walk.

Benni has an announcement.

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Kids eating

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 22:39:34 +0000

Dans wife and mum are not the same.

Adam has a power cut.

Benni had a day out.

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The first christmas

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 23:08:36 +0000

Dans daughter has bed 1 and bed 2.

Adams needs feedback from his daughter.

Benni is the toilet

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Daughters sleepover

Sun, 21 Nov 2021 22:58:02 +0000

Dan supervised a sleepover.

Adams daughter had the worst week ever!

Bennis girl is poorly.

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Being judged as a parent

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 23:40:31 +0000

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Dan scared some children.

Adam is angry at local youths.

Bennis poor sister.

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Undeserved Kid Reward

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 22:22:44 +0000

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Dan wants his daughter to challenge him.

Adams oldest daughter isnt cutting up Ox hearts.

Benni samples real poo.

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Trumpet time

Fri, 15 Oct 2021 19:39:54 +0000

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Dan lives in a constant wall of sound.

Adam might be on a register.

Benni has a baby question.

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British Squid Games

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 16:59:47 +0000

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Dan doesnt join a search party looking for himself.

Adam wonders about British Squid Games.

Benni starts a Bushwacker chat.

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In Between Names

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 17:10:22 +0000

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Dan watched Squid Game with a 10 year old.

Adam doesnt have a middle word for private parts.

Bennis daughters teeth are a pain.

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The Kiss

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 16:53:34 +0000

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Dan tried to become an artist.

Adam remembers a very important poster.

Benni ditches his friends.

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Sex and Violins

Fri, 17 Sep 2021 16:51:46 +0000

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Dan went to a high school for the first time in 24 years.

Adam has some comedy takes.

Benni has dad reflexes.

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NOT FOR KIDS!

Fri, 10 Sep 2021 17:11:45 +0000

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Dan ruins his daughters childhood.

Adam is now a tory dad.

Benni brings the misery.

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Wrestling Attraction

Fri, 03 Sep 2021 18:14:52 +0000

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Dan remembers why he liked the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air so much.

Adam is disappointed in womens wrestling.

Benni is proud of his face trumpy daughter.

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A Close Shave

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 16:36:50 +0000

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Dan remembers some near death experiences.

Adam is back on the health train.

Benni is at the Costa del Backyard.

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First news memory

Fri, 20 Aug 2021 16:51:01 +0000

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Dan remembers news stories.

Adam went to surly Legoland.

Benni realises how bad holidays were for his parents.

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When we were Kings

Sat, 14 Aug 2021 15:51:57 +0000

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Dan was an arcade king once.

Adam is dadding.

Benni gives us a Freya update.

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Holidays

Fri, 06 Aug 2021 18:58:15 +0000

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Dan went abroad.

Adam isn't interested in He-Man.

Benni has no time for fun.

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Shark Biscuits

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 16:36:40 +0000

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Dan reads out Kids WAP lyrics.

Adam loves Daphne and Celeste.

Benni rolls his sleeves up.

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Asylum Films

Sat, 10 Jul 2021 09:43:26 +0000

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Dan watched a new release film that he hated.

Adam has the best quiz ever.

Benni has been used to disappointment for a long time.

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Bob Ross OnlyFans

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 23:34:51 +0000

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Dan wants sexy men and women out there.

Adams grudges run deep.

Benni gets his first great sleep as a dad.

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Toilet food

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 22:50:59 +0000

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Dan makes a startling discovery.

Adams youngest daughter is proud of what she did.

Benni is surprisingly tired.

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Boo Summer

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 22:44:25 +0000

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Dan hates the summer.

Adam laughs at Momo.

Benni goes to our favourite restaurant.

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Georgias board game

Thu, 10 Jun 2021 16:54:08 +0000

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Dans daughter makes a board game.

Adams cousins fight alleged nazis.

Benni loves the velvet fog.

Freya chats for a bit

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Chern-Able

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 07:56:16 +0000

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Dan knows nothing about religion.

Adam thinks the world is boring.

Benni's baby is beautiful.

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Spider-Spider-Man-Man

Tue, 25 May 2021 17:12:28 +0000

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Dan has to stop his daughter scaring other children.

Adam has some therapy.

Benni's daughter is a fighter.

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Trigger Warning

Fri, 21 May 2021 16:38:00 +0000

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Dan nearly makes Adam sick.

Adam wonders about Sully Sullenberger

Benni isn't tired yet.

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The first few weeks

Tue, 11 May 2021 17:06:36 +0000

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Dan shouts out midwives

Adam is giving away all of a food delivery

Benni is back with a baby

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Pontins

Thu, 06 May 2021 10:24:19 +0000

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Dan fell asleep on the toilet

Adam perfectly describes a baby

Benni is too lazy to move a computer

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Cock Carrott

Tue, 27 Apr 2021 07:03:50 +0000

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Dan showed his daughter a scary film.

Adam cries way more now.

Benni is in between houses.

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Grand Designs

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 16:33:33 +0000

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Dan hates TV property shows.

Adam has got his daughter to sleep.

Benni isn't dead.

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Dead Icons

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 16:55:45 +0000

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Dan wonders about icons of today.

Adam is dead.

Benni cancels an icon.

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Vaginal Spelunking

Tue, 06 Apr 2021 16:52:19 +0000

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Dan tries to do things differently to his parents.

Adam believes Batmans victims need insurance.

Benni shouts at his ladies Vagina.

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Serious bits

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 14:50:21 +0000

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Dan is an idiot.

Adam kicks his daughter out.

Benni gets a warning.

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Benni hates his mum

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 00:50:18 +0000

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Dan hates PC culture.

Adam is a Playmobil influencer.

Benni is scared of fireplaces.

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Failure and Secrets

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 18:00:36 +0000

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Dan wonders about education.

Adam cant rely on anyone.

Benni massages a special area.

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Lost and Scared

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 17:17:29 +0000

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Dan terrifies his daughter on purpose

Adam sympathises with creatives

Benni puts in a shift

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You dont like WHAT?

Tue, 02 Mar 2021 17:27:32 +0000

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Dan doesn't get Star Wars

Adam doesn't get The Beatles.

Benni doesnt get British comedy.

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Shout Penis

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 18:02:56 +0000

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Dan wonders about religion.

Adam is near death.

Benni shouts penis at his baby.

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We love Nigella

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 17:53:38 +0000

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Dan isn't the fastest boy in school.

Adam hasn't got a competitive edge.

Benni gets kicked in the head.

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Baby update (Mew)two

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 18:16:44 +0000

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Dan is confirmed not a millennial.

Adam doesn't care about culture.

Benni gives us another baby update.

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Mummins

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 18:53:31 +0000

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Dan counts down to an unknown fate.

Adam is definitely not a Paedo.

Benni needs to start practising his dad stare.

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The Boomer Hour

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 13:53:25 +0000

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Dan doesnt mind his daughter being a sex worker.

Adam wonders about childhood toys.

Benni will menace all future boyfriends.

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Baby update explosion

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 23:21:22 +0000

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Dan is having nightmares in Spanish.

Adam tries to have a bath without waking his mum up.

Benni gives us a baby update.

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RIP Velociraptor

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 19:46:47 +0000

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Dan insults his daughter and makes her cry.

Adam shows his daughter a murder film.

Benni calls a school playground game a weird name.

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Babies in cages

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 19:25:10 +0000

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Not all men are bad.

Losing your surname.

Putting babies in cages.

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Slugs and Teeth

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:40:33 +0000

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Dont swallow your teeth.

Dont drink Sprite with Slugs in it.

Dont watch the Elephant man if you are pregnant.

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Barbie life in the Dreamhouse

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 20:07:30 +0000

Sometimes kids are annoying.

Sleeping sitting up.

The deep comedy of Peppa Pig.

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A baby is on the way

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 10:03:33 +0000

We have a future baby on the way.

Why a ladies bum is like a toothpaste tube.

One of us might be in a midlife crisis.

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