<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0">
    <channel>
        <generator>RedCircle VERIFY_TOKEN_ca5a7719-e6be-4839-92b9-864e3ce243a4  -- Rendered At Wed, 20 May 2026 00:08:00 &#43;0000</generator>
        <title>GLITCH: Twisted Tech Tales</title>
        <link>https://redcircle.com/shows/glitch-twisted-tech-tales</link>
        <language>en-GB</language>
        <copyright>All rights reserved.</copyright>
        <itunes:author>Obsidian Elephant Productions</itunes:author>
        <itunes:summary>🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…

——————————————

&gt; Primary.Directive//

&gt;&gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e // A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.

&gt;&gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.

&gt;&gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.

&gt;&gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.

&gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System

&gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams

&gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &gt;&gt; First Wed of month @ 6am (UK)

——————————————

&gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;. Producer &gt;&gt; Sammie Eastwood

——————————————

© Obsidian Elephant Productions</itunes:summary>
        <podcast:guid>ca5a7719-e6be-4839-92b9-864e3ce243a4</podcast:guid>
        
        <description><![CDATA[<p>🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Primary.Directive// </p><p>&gt;&gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e // A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.</p><p>&gt;&gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.</p><p><br></p><p>&gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System</p><p><br></p><p>&gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams</p><p>&gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &gt;&gt; First Wed of month @ 6am (UK)</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;. Producer &gt;&gt; Sammie Eastwood</p><p>——————————————</p><p>© Obsidian Elephant Productions</p>]]></description>
        
        <itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type>
        <podcast:locked>yes</podcast:locked>
        <itunes:owner>
            <itunes:name>Obsidian Elephant Productions</itunes:name>
            <itunes:email>sammichechan@outlook.com</itunes:email>
        </itunes:owner>
        
        <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/1/7/13/da124f67-a06d-4cb9-918e-364ba1a0a500_glitch_ttt_-_logo_-_gt3_ver_2.jpg"/>
        
        
        
            
            <itunes:category text="Fiction">

            
                <itunes:category text="Science Fiction"/>
            
                <itunes:category text="Comedy Fiction"/>
            
                <itunes:category text="Drama"/>
            

        </itunes:category>
        
            
            <itunes:category text="Technology" />

            

        
        

        
        <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
        
        
        
        
        
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>Batch-3 // Where the F*ck is STAN? // 1 of 1 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3</itunes:title>
                <title>Batch-3 // Where the F*ck is STAN? // 1 of 1 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3</title>

                <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Obsidian Elephant Productions</itunes:author>
                
                <description><![CDATA[<p>🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Batch-3.Detail//</p><p>&gt;&gt; Ingest.Cycle// May 2026</p><p>&gt;&gt; Context.Data//</p><p><em>When a woman loses her Surrogate Terrestrial Android (STAN), she is forced out into the real world to recover it, and comes face-to-face with the seedy underbelly of a world no longer built for humans.</em></p><p>&gt;&gt; File.Volume// Part 1 of 1</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Primary.Directive//</p><p>&gt;&gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.</p><p>&gt;&gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.</p><p>&gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System</p><p>&gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams</p><p>&gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &gt;&gt; First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK)</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;. Producer &gt;&gt; Sammie Eastwood</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Music.&amp;.SFX// Pixabay//</p><p>&gt;&gt; freesound_community// computer-sound-55942 / short-beep-countdown-81121 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Master.Parameter// ACX Standard</p><p>——————————————</p><p>© Obsidian Elephant Productions</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Batch-3.Detail//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Ingest.Cycle// May 2026&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Context.Data//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;When a woman loses her Surrogate Terrestrial Android (STAN), she is forced out into the real world to recover it, and comes face-to-face with the seedy underbelly of a world no longer built for humans.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; File.Volume// Part 1 of 1&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Primary.Directive//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &amp;gt;&amp;gt; First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;amp;. Producer &amp;gt;&amp;gt; Sammie Eastwood&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Music.&amp;amp;.SFX// Pixabay//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; freesound_community// computer-sound-55942 / short-beep-countdown-81121 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Master.Parameter// ACX Standard&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;© Obsidian Elephant Productions&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="22676375" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/04c9c1bc-54da-4165-b916-f5da7ee6ce70/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">5cc4a5e9-7803-4cc0-8ba7-9dfd803cf415</guid>
                <link>https://www.obsidianelephant.com/glitch-t3</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 22:05:20 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/5/13/22/0c7bc47c-c038-4daa-8152-2ac64be554c6_batch-3_-_ep1.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>1417</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>Batch-2 // Spiders // 2 of 2 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3</itunes:title>
                <title>Batch-2 // Spiders // 2 of 2 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3</title>

                <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Obsidian Elephant Productions</itunes:author>
                
                <description><![CDATA[<p>🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Batch-2.Detail//</p><p>&gt;&gt; Ingest.Cycle// April 2026</p><p><br></p><p>&gt;&gt; Context.Data//</p><p><em>After being cloned by a mechanical spider owned by an AI company, a woman finds her world tipped upside down as her low-rent doppelgänger slowly takes ownership of her life.</em></p><p>&gt;&gt; File.Volume// Part 2 of 2</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Primary.Directive//</p><p>&gt;&gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.</p><p>&gt;&gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.</p><p><br></p><p>&gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System</p><p><br></p><p>&gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams</p><p>&gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &gt;&gt; First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK)</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;. Producer &gt;&gt; Sammie Eastwood</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Music.&amp;.SFX// Pixabay//</p><p>&gt;&gt; freesound_community// computer-sound-55942 / short-beep-countdown-81121 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799 / errors-llargs-77182 / doorscan-102283 / emergency-alarm-69780</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Master.Parameter// ACX Standard</p><p>——————————————</p><p>© Obsidian Elephant Productions</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Batch-2.Detail//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Ingest.Cycle// April 2026&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Context.Data//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;After being cloned by a mechanical spider owned by an AI company, a woman finds her world tipped upside down as her low-rent doppelgänger slowly takes ownership of her life.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; File.Volume// Part 2 of 2&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Primary.Directive//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &amp;gt;&amp;gt; First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;amp;. Producer &amp;gt;&amp;gt; Sammie Eastwood&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Music.&amp;amp;.SFX// Pixabay//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; freesound_community// computer-sound-55942 / short-beep-countdown-81121 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799 / errors-llargs-77182 / doorscan-102283 / emergency-alarm-69780&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Master.Parameter// ACX Standard&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;© Obsidian Elephant Productions&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="12262504" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/26e653a4-9333-4f7b-9a74-577edbd8cb26/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">f1219550-f466-4dda-992e-fff848be77e7</guid>
                <link>https://www.obsidianelephant.com/glitch-t3</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 05:05:39 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/3/31/21/0d5c4922-322f-4057-bb85-14560c62eca1_batch-2_-_ep2.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>766</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>Batch-2 // Spiders // 1 of 2 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3</itunes:title>
                <title>Batch-2 // Spiders // 1 of 2 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3</title>

                <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Obsidian Elephant Productions</itunes:author>
                
                <description><![CDATA[<p>🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Batch-2.Detail//</p><p>&gt;&gt; Ingest.Cycle// April 2026</p><p><br></p><p>&gt;&gt; Context.Data//</p><p><em>After being cloned by a mechanical spider owned by an AI company, a woman finds her world tipped upside down as her low-rent doppelgänger slowly takes ownership of her life.</em></p><p>&gt;&gt; File.Volume// Part 1 of 2</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Primary.Directive//</p><p>&gt;&gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.</p><p>&gt;&gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.</p><p><br></p><p>&gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System</p><p><br></p><p>&gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams</p><p>&gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &gt;&gt; First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK)</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;. Producer &gt;&gt; Sammie Eastwood</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Music.&amp;.SFX// Pixabay//</p><p>&gt;&gt; freesound_community// computer-sound-55942 / short-beep-countdown-81121 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799 / errors-llargs-77182 / doorscan-102283 / emergency-alarm-69780</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Master.Parameter// ACX Standard</p><p>——————————————</p><p>© Obsidian Elephant Productions</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Batch-2.Detail//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Ingest.Cycle// April 2026&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Context.Data//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;After being cloned by a mechanical spider owned by an AI company, a woman finds her world tipped upside down as her low-rent doppelgänger slowly takes ownership of her life.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; File.Volume// Part 1 of 2&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Primary.Directive//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &amp;gt;&amp;gt; First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;amp;. Producer &amp;gt;&amp;gt; Sammie Eastwood&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Music.&amp;amp;.SFX// Pixabay//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; freesound_community// computer-sound-55942 / short-beep-countdown-81121 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799 / errors-llargs-77182 / doorscan-102283 / emergency-alarm-69780&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Master.Parameter// ACX Standard&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;© Obsidian Elephant Productions&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="15497508" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/e4c46635-f391-48d4-9a66-3bcbd90a6075/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">9e6cebc2-2d81-49a8-a67b-a5996fe2a2fd</guid>
                <link>https://www.obsidianelephant.com/glitch-t3</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 05:00:24 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/3/31/21/963d4137-edde-41c1-9d78-b6c5bd01cfd9_batch-2_-_ep1.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>968</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>Batch-1 // Ooga Booga // 4 of 4 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3</itunes:title>
                <title>Batch-1 // Ooga Booga // 4 of 4 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3</title>

                <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Obsidian Elephant Productions</itunes:author>
                
                <description><![CDATA[<p>🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Batch-1.Detail//</p><p>&gt;&gt; Ingest.Cycle// March 2026</p><p>&gt;&gt; Context.Data//</p><p><em>A genius time-traveller gets trapped 9,000 years in the past and is adopted into a nearby tribe, who are less than impressed with his attempts to innovate their “primitive” lifestyle.</em></p><p>&gt;&gt; File.Volume// Part 4 of 4</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Primary.Directive//</p><p>&gt;&gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.</p><p>&gt;&gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.</p><p><br></p><p>&gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System</p><p><br></p><p>&gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams</p><p>&gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &gt;&gt; First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK)</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;. Producer &gt;&gt; Sammie Eastwood</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Music.&amp;.SFX// Pixabay//</p><p>&gt;&gt; freesound_community// computer-sound-55942 / short-beep-countdown-81121 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799 / errors-llargs-77182 / power-down-89297</p><p>&gt;&gt; Jurij// code-glitch-398643</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Master.Parameter// ACX Standard</p><p>——————————————</p><p>© Obsidian Elephant Productions</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Batch-1.Detail//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Ingest.Cycle// March 2026&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Context.Data//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;A genius time-traveller gets trapped 9,000 years in the past and is adopted into a nearby tribe, who are less than impressed with his attempts to innovate their “primitive” lifestyle.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; File.Volume// Part 4 of 4&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Primary.Directive//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &amp;gt;&amp;gt; First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;amp;. Producer &amp;gt;&amp;gt; Sammie Eastwood&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Music.&amp;amp;.SFX// Pixabay//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; freesound_community// computer-sound-55942 / short-beep-countdown-81121 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799 / errors-llargs-77182 / power-down-89297&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Jurij// code-glitch-398643&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Master.Parameter// ACX Standard&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;© Obsidian Elephant Productions&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="8496692" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/c065565a-3030-4189-9b7a-0c38edf7ed2d/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">5cca07e5-dc67-43f6-845f-0c6390e963fb</guid>
                <link>https://www.obsidianelephant.com/glitch-t3</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2026 06:15:44 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/3/3/18/2dfbf8b7-4351-4b5d-b9e6-d8184aac2dfb_batch-1_-_ep4.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>531</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>Batch-1 // Ooga Booga // 3 of 4 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3</itunes:title>
                <title>Batch-1 // Ooga Booga // 3 of 4 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3</title>

                <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Obsidian Elephant Productions</itunes:author>
                
                <description><![CDATA[<p>🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Batch-1.Detail//</p><p>&gt;&gt; Ingest.Cycle// March 2026</p><p>&gt;&gt; Context.Data//</p><p><em>A genius time-traveller gets trapped 9,000 years in the past and is adopted into a nearby tribe, who are less than impressed with his attempts to innovate their “primitive” lifestyle.</em></p><p>&gt;&gt; File.Volume// Part 3 of 4</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Primary.Directive//</p><p>&gt;&gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.</p><p>&gt;&gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.</p><p><br></p><p>&gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System</p><p><br></p><p>&gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams</p><p>&gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &gt;&gt; First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK)</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;. Producer &gt;&gt; Sammie Eastwood</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Music.&amp;.SFX// Pixabay//</p><p>&gt;&gt; freesound_community// short-beep-countdown-81121 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799 / errors-llargs-77182 / doorscan-102283</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Master.Parameter// ACX Standard</p><p>——————————————</p><p>© Obsidian Elephant Productions</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Batch-1.Detail//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Ingest.Cycle// March 2026&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Context.Data//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;A genius time-traveller gets trapped 9,000 years in the past and is adopted into a nearby tribe, who are less than impressed with his attempts to innovate their “primitive” lifestyle.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; File.Volume// Part 3 of 4&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Primary.Directive//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &amp;gt;&amp;gt; First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;amp;. Producer &amp;gt;&amp;gt; Sammie Eastwood&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Music.&amp;amp;.SFX// Pixabay//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; freesound_community// short-beep-countdown-81121 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799 / errors-llargs-77182 / doorscan-102283&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Master.Parameter// ACX Standard&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;© Obsidian Elephant Productions&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="12323108" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/183d72d0-a566-4587-baf7-8db4d583080d/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">146461c9-7e8c-4378-8756-f18c775a3c2d</guid>
                <link>https://www.obsidianelephant.com/glitch-t3</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2026 06:10:22 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/3/3/18/9ee59f02-a91c-4ee7-9f3e-9c918f9dfb16_batch-1_-_ep3.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>770</itunes:duration>
                <podcast:transcript url="https://s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/pod-public-transcripts/2026/3/3/18/6e25df19-d79f-4c2c-baa3-d98358d9cf18_3655765590.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en" />
                
                <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>Batch-1 // Ooga Booga // 2 of 4 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3</itunes:title>
                <title>Batch-1 // Ooga Booga // 2 of 4 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3</title>

                <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Obsidian Elephant Productions</itunes:author>
                
                <description><![CDATA[<p>🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Batch-1.Detail//</p><p>&gt;&gt; Ingest.Cycle// March 2026</p><p>&gt;&gt; Context.Data//</p><p><em>A genius time-traveller gets trapped 9,000 years in the past and is adopted into a nearby tribe, who are less than impressed with his attempts to innovate their “primitive” lifestyle.</em></p><p>&gt;&gt; File.Volume// Part 2 of 4</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Primary.Directive//</p><p>&gt;&gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.</p><p>&gt;&gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.</p><p><br></p><p>&gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System</p><p><br></p><p>&gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams</p><p>&gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &gt;&gt; First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK)</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;. Producer &gt;&gt; Sammie Eastwood</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Music.&amp;.SFX// Pixabay//</p><p>&gt;&gt; freesound_community// short-beep-countdown-81121 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799 / errors-llargs-77182</p><p>&gt;&gt; Jurij// code-glitch-398643</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Master.Parameter// ACX Standard</p><p>——————————————</p><p>© Obsidian Elephant Productions</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Batch-1.Detail//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Ingest.Cycle// March 2026&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Context.Data//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;A genius time-traveller gets trapped 9,000 years in the past and is adopted into a nearby tribe, who are less than impressed with his attempts to innovate their “primitive” lifestyle.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; File.Volume// Part 2 of 4&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Primary.Directive//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &amp;gt;&amp;gt; First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;amp;. Producer &amp;gt;&amp;gt; Sammie Eastwood&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Music.&amp;amp;.SFX// Pixabay//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; freesound_community// short-beep-countdown-81121 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799 / errors-llargs-77182&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Jurij// code-glitch-398643&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Master.Parameter// ACX Standard&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;© Obsidian Elephant Productions&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="10530063" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/5b13102b-715f-434d-8268-385abe02423e/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">0523efd4-678f-402d-8795-683573315e47</guid>
                <link>https://www.obsidianelephant.com/glitch-t3</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2026 06:05:35 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/3/3/18/eda333ae-bf7e-451e-9547-60184a13e075_batch-1_-_ep2.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>658</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>Batch-1 // Ooga Booga // 1 of 4 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3</itunes:title>
                <title>Batch-1 // Ooga Booga // 1 of 4 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3</title>

                <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Obsidian Elephant Productions</itunes:author>
                
                <description><![CDATA[<p>🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Batch-1.Detail//</p><p>&gt;&gt; Ingest.Cycle// March 2026</p><p>&gt;&gt; Context.Data//</p><p><em>A genius time-traveller gets trapped 9,000 years in the past and is adopted into a nearby tribe, who are less than impressed with his attempts to innovate their “primitive” lifestyle.</em></p><p>&gt;&gt; File.Volume// Part 1 of 4</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Primary.Directive//</p><p>&gt;&gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.</p><p>&gt;&gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.</p><p><br></p><p>&gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System</p><p><br></p><p>&gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams</p><p>&gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &gt;&gt; First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK)</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;. Producer &gt;&gt; Sammie Eastwood</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Music.&amp;.SFX// Pixabay//</p><p>&gt;&gt; freesound_community// computer-sound-55942 / short-beep-countdown-81121 / doorscan-102283 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799 /power-down-89297</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Master.Parameter// ACX Standard</p><p>——————————————</p><p>© Obsidian Elephant Productions</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Batch-1.Detail//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Ingest.Cycle// March 2026&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Context.Data//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;A genius time-traveller gets trapped 9,000 years in the past and is adopted into a nearby tribe, who are less than impressed with his attempts to innovate their “primitive” lifestyle.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; File.Volume// Part 1 of 4&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Primary.Directive//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &amp;gt;&amp;gt; First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;amp;. Producer &amp;gt;&amp;gt; Sammie Eastwood&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Music.&amp;amp;.SFX// Pixabay//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; freesound_community// computer-sound-55942 / short-beep-countdown-81121 / doorscan-102283 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799 /power-down-89297&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Master.Parameter// ACX Standard&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;© Obsidian Elephant Productions&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="11705782" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/f705b07e-e0d8-4ef3-be45-7fdd51bc04db/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">e7a8a71e-c4bf-4dd2-86d7-54e21a5944d1</guid>
                <link>https://www.obsidianelephant.com/glitch-t3</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2026 06:00:42 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/2/25/1/5f50d2bc-816f-4906-b5c6-043458b383ed_batch-1_-_ep1.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>731</itunes:duration>
                
                
                <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
            <item>
                <itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType>
                <itunes:title>Upload.Commencing // Trailer // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3</itunes:title>
                <title>Upload.Commencing // Trailer // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3</title>

                
                <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
                <itunes:author>Obsidian Elephant Productions</itunes:author>
                
                <description><![CDATA[<p>🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Primary.Directive//</p><p>&gt;&gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.</p><p>&gt;&gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.</p><p>&gt;&gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.</p><p><br></p><p>&gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System</p><p><br></p><p>&gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams</p><p>&gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &gt;&gt; First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK)</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;. Producer &gt;&gt; Sammie Eastwood</p><p>——————————————</p><p>&gt; Music.&amp;.SFX// Pixabay//</p><p>&gt;&gt; freesound_community// computer-sound-55942 / errors-llargs-77182 / computer-hum-78343 / power-down-89297</p><p>&gt;&gt; Tunetank// creepy-halloween-music-413493</p><p>&gt;&gt; Jurij// code-glitch-398643</p><p>——————————————</p><p>© Obsidian Elephant Productions</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Primary.Directive//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Please listen closely and report back any anomalies.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Sched.Release// New.batch &amp;gt;&amp;gt; First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &amp;amp;. Producer &amp;gt;&amp;gt; Sammie Eastwood&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt; Music.&amp;amp;.SFX// Pixabay//&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; freesound_community// computer-sound-55942 / errors-llargs-77182 / computer-hum-78343 / power-down-89297&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Tunetank// creepy-halloween-music-413493&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Jurij// code-glitch-398643&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;——————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;© Obsidian Elephant Productions&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
                <enclosure length="1613740" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/c6c20896-9492-40fd-ba64-f32f06fb3c33/stream.mp3"/>
                
                <guid isPermaLink="false">4e1891c7-aed8-4b21-a03c-30a8d6eba56b</guid>
                <link>https://www.obsidianelephant.com/glitch-t3</link>
                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2026 06:00:41 &#43;0000</pubDate>
                <itunes:image href="https://media.redcircle.com/images/2026/1/21/21/01df2010-1ebd-4eb6-a184-78b3cc9e3098_glitch_ttt_-_logo_-_gt3_ver_2.jpg"/>
                <itunes:duration>100</itunes:duration>
                <podcast:transcript url="https://s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/pod-public-transcripts/2026/1/21/21/f1c6b507-399e-4404-89d4-bec7916f8453_3108869417.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en" />
                
                <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
                
            </item>
        
    </channel>
</rss>
