HTTP 203

How to avoid getting UTF'd by text encodings

Fri, 08 May 2020 17:00:00 +0000

- The Count from Sesame Street swearing → https://goo.gle/3ftsgqL (warning: silly/rude)

- Ofcom research into broadcast swearing → https://goo.gle/2A9xM1B (warning: lots of really bad language) (bigger warning: PDF)

- Banned word list read by a computer → https://goo.gle/2SNkgat (warning: lots of really bad language)

- Beat saber stretches → https://goo.gle/2Ac4gZf

- Remy's question about text encoding → https://goo.gle/3bftse1

- TextEncoder → https://goo.gle/2zlvBaE

- TextDecoder → https://goo.gle/35K5Wou

- Streaming versions → https://goo.gle/2Wh4qHn

- Josh's joke encoding PR → https://goo.gle/2YK2316

- atob → https://goo.gle/2YK2316

- bota → https://goo.gle/2YKEuoP

- Binary strings in JS → https://goo.gle/3ch7R68

- readAsBinaryString in FileReader → https://goo.gle/2Wdnoyz

- DOMContentLoaded → https://goo.gle/3fon4EF

- defer and IE bugs → https://goo.gle/2WfOntj

- DOM ready in jQuery → https://goo.gle/3cdvnRN

- readyState → https://goo.gle/2xJnHrf

- doScroll trick → https://goo.gle/2WFuCtW

- "The end" → https://goo.gle/3fw8CKz

See https://goo.gle/HTTP203Podcast for other episodes.

Maths, hooks, and errors

Thu, 30 Apr 2020 17:00:00 +0000

Jake injured himself playing games.

Jake also has a stupid cat.

By the way, skip to 22 mins if you don't care about all that.

Writing a Countdown solver → https://goo.gle/2SkHtk2

Here's the game show → https://goo.gle/3bPo1DM

Here's the C++ solution → https://goo.gle/2VRzoFP

Jake's unappreciated audio blog post → https://goo.gle/2VNmOqZ

HTM (JSX alternative) → https://goo.gle/3cYr9x7

Preact hooks → https://goo.gle/3aMP15p

ComLink → https://goo.gle/2VLcr6V

Throwing non-errors.

Guide to promises → https://goo.gle/2VOuCc8

Gotchas with typeOf.

isNaN vs Number.isNaN.

See https://goo.gle/HTTP203Podcast for other episodes.

Apps vs sites, binary data, and build times

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 16:30:20 +0000

Phil and Jack from fishandscripts.com are still lingering around. We chat about:

Fustractions with punctuality.

Phil's time website → https://goo.gle/34Cb3pW

Frances on naming PWAs → https://goo.gle/3cgkfTu

Jen's new job.

Surma's WebXR experiment → https://goo.gle/3adpDp2

Transferring data between workers and pages.

The DataView API → https://goo.gle/2ydWhd0

Buffer-backed objects → https://goo.gle/2REZitI

JavaScript proxies → https://goo.gle/2K6TaWT

Mathias on JS internals, including holey arrays → https://goo.gle/2RGzu0d

DX vs UX → https://goo.gle/2yhm9EO

Differences between dev and prod builds.

An epic quiz on HTTP status codes.

Desyncronised canvas → https://goo.gle/2yhm9EO

pointerrawupdate → https://goo.gle/3adk5Ln

Jake's unloved pointer library → https://goo.gle/2XCUUPJ

getCoalescedEvents → https://goo.gle/2XEf104

See https://goo.gle/HTTP203Podcast for other episodes.

Fish & Scripts special!

Thu, 09 Apr 2020 17:00:00 +0000

We join the https://fishandscripts.com/ podcast and chat about:

Games we're playing to cope with lockdown:

Overcooked 2 → https://goo.gle/39NeHOU

Snipperclips → https://goo.gle/2x2GZYt

Pikuniku → https://goo.gle/2UTf7Pt

Play You Don’t Know Jack → https://goo.gle/34wVJv3

Knowledge is Power → https://goo.gle/39UiMk8

It’s Quiz Time → https://goo.gle/3e7N7iA

And Surma plays Zelda fast → https://goo.gle/2Rsoi7w

Jake buys some chocolate

Phil joins a choir

requestStorageAccess → https://goo.gle/2yNFKwR

The SameSite cookie change is rolled back → https://goo.gle/2UTYpzF

Chrome releases are resumed → https://goo.gle/3e8Exjw

And we give Phil & Jack our quiz: NOT-or-NOT

See https://goo.gle/HTTP203Podcast for more detailed show notes, including links.

VR, API design, and coping with lockdown

Wed, 25 Mar 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Also native filesystem, listener questions, and TMI.

Social distance, SSR patterns, and bedtime routines

Wed, 18 Mar 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Also performance, progressive enhancement, and hand-drying.

Observables, board games, and 'Artechulate'

Wed, 22 Jan 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Also, top fashion and career advice.

Stability, TODOs, and the HTTP 203 census

Fri, 18 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Also how do you do TODO?

The block-drop-n-swap

Tue, 03 Sep 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Also, font loading, feature phones, and webpack vs Rollup.

Performance, trailers, and dentistry mishaps

Thu, 02 May 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Also camping, compositing, and building games.

Rotating an image… TO THE EXTREME

Thu, 21 Feb 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Also clip-path, bread, and urinals again.

When laptops go bad… ON STAGE

Thu, 20 Dec 2018 00:00:00 +0000

Also share target, shadow parts, and streams.

Stress, canvas, and jam

Thu, 08 Nov 2018 00:00:00 +0000

Also zombie optimizations and alphabets

Transforming, transpiling, and urinaling

Wed, 12 Sep 2018 00:00:00 +0000

Also page-lifecycle, WASM, and massages.

CORB, BroadcastChannel, and the resting Switch face

Wed, 08 Aug 2018 00:00:00 +0000

Also spices, screen-touchers, and lasers.

I/O chat with Vinamrata Singal and Eric Bidelman

Thu, 02 Aug 2018 00:00:00 +0000

Lighthouse and automation.

I/O chat with Sathya Gunasekaran and Mathias Bynens

Thu, 26 Jul 2018 00:00:00 +0000

Exciting things appearing in V8.

I/O chat with Martin Splitt

Tue, 24 Jul 2018 00:00:00 +0000

Making search and JavaScript better friends.

I/O chat with Emily Schechter and Chris Palmer

Tue, 17 Jul 2018 00:00:00 +0000

Making Chrome secure.

I/O chat with Paul Irish and Jason Miller

Wed, 11 Jul 2018 00:00:00 +0000

What's new in DevTools.

I/O chat with Ewa Gasperowicz

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 00:00:00 +0000

Getting performance right.

I/O chat with Darin Fisher

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 00:00:00 +0000

How Chrome began.

I/O chat with Mariko Kosaka

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 00:00:00 +0000

How we got started on the web.

I/O chat with Rob "the bobdod" Dodson

Tue, 29 May 2018 00:00:00 +0000

Shipping new a11y features.

I/O chat with Monica Dinculescu

Wed, 23 May 2018 00:00:00 +0000

Informative mouth-words.

I/O chat with Dion Almaer & Ben Galbraith

Mon, 21 May 2018 00:00:00 +0000

The state of the union of the web.

Smooshes, WASMs, and conversational call stacks

Tue, 17 Apr 2018 00:00:00 +0000

Also quizzes, privilege, and screen readers.

Cooties, symbols, and shaders

Thu, 15 Mar 2018 00:00:00 +0000

Also webpack + workers, observables, and resize observers.

EventTarget, imports, and nudists

Wed, 24 Jan 2018 00:00:00 +0000

Also 120hz screens, JSON vs HTML, and a fox.

Twelve things for 2018

Thu, 14 Dec 2017 00:00:00 +0000

With a limit of two minutes per topic.

WebRTC again, and about:blank weirdness

Fri, 08 Dec 2017 00:00:00 +0000

WebRTC again, and about:blank weirdness.

Web-whispers and sleepy thoughts

Wed, 22 Nov 2017 00:00:00 +0000

Iframes, WeakMaps, and WebRTC.

Wet Nose Cough

Fri, 06 Oct 2017 00:00:00 +0000

Viewports and message ports.

A is for Effort

Wed, 06 Sep 2017 00:00:00 +0000

Alarms, upcoming CSS stuff, impostor syndrome, and the death of Flash.

Slippers and chips

Fri, 28 Jul 2017 00:00:00 +0000

Custom elements, matrices, TypeScript, and omg Paul is leaving

Quizzing, animating, and canceling

Wed, 01 Mar 2017 00:00:00 +0000

Jake is worse at quizzes than Paul.

Legs, Wasps, and Eventually Some Web Stuff.

Tue, 17 Jan 2017 00:00:00 +0000

Paul's been booting frameworks, and unfortunately Jake connected his brain to Twitter

Springy CSS, Storage, and Bisecting.

Sun, 03 Jul 2016 00:00:00 +0000

Paul has been playing with springy animations in the Safari Tech Preview, and Jake loves pubs that are also... windmills?

Promises, Mistakes, and Door Handles

Wed, 24 Feb 2016 00:00:00 +0000

"Jake's discovered display: contents, while Paul is concerned about people microbenchmarking ES2015 features."

Poetry and Delegated Event Listeners

Sat, 24 Oct 2015 00:00:00 +0000

Jake brings his A+ poetry game, and Paul muses over the performance implications of event delegation.

CORS, Forced Layouts, and Raptor Kebab Shops.

Tue, 06 Oct 2015 00:00:00 +0000

Why does nobody seem to include CORS headers on their files? And can Paul answer Jake's dreaded CORS pre-flight quiz?

Making Burgers and Maintainable Code

Sun, 20 Sep 2015 00:00:00 +0000

How can writing code be like making a burger? Turns out, by the power of weird segues, it can!