RedCircle VERIFY_TOKEN_c657e79c-1506-43b7-b01c-c3fdaa709ccc -- Rendered At Mon, 16 Mar 2026 15:18:15 +0000 The Heartsick Boys https://redcircle.com/shows/the-heartsick-boys en-US All rights reserved. Matt Schultz The loneliest man in Philadelphia stumbles upon two million dollars in cash outside a strip mall and takes it. Then everything gets all messed up. Performed by Matt Schultz, Brendan O'Hare, Cory Snearowski, Chris Gilman, Jeremy Levick, Rajat Suresh, Sofia Manfredi, Brian Murphy, Josh Schultz, and Hannah Dere Lonely Street (Face Lotion & FedEx Drivers) performed by Jeff Marks Written and Directed by Matt Schultz Produced and Mixed by Will Kempner Mastered by Alex Gilson Artwork by Jake Schultz and Josh Schultz Special thanks to Kirsten Schnappauf and Jessye McGarry c657e79c-1506-43b7-b01c-c3fdaa709ccc The loneliest man in Philadelphia stumbles upon two million dollars in cash outside a strip mall and takes it. Then everything gets all messed up.




Performed by Matt Schultz, Brendan O'Hare, Cory Snearowski, Chris Gilman, Jeremy Levick, Rajat Suresh, Sofia Manfredi, Brian Murphy, Josh Schultz, and Hannah Dere


Lonely Street (Face Lotion & FedEx Drivers) performed by Jeff Marks


Written and Directed by Matt Schultz

Produced and Mixed by Will Kempner

Mastered by Alex Gilson 

Artwork by Jake Schultz and Josh Schultz

Special thanks to Kirsten Schnappauf and Jessye McGarry

]]> serial no Matt Schultz schultzmatt93@gmail.com no full Chapter 9: 3-D Glasses Chapter 9: 3-D Glasses 1 Matt Schultz The end.

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]]> <p>Hey, man. What would you do with a big bag of money?</p> 6bd38bc6-38b6-4e65-8b51-b331a35e9d45 https://redcircle.com/shows/c657e79c-1506-43b7-b01c-c3fdaa709ccc/episodes/27f4b179-cae2-4aaf-be6c-c95f147dc61d Fri, 30 Aug 2024 21:22:00 +0000 86 no full Chapter 7: Stay Away From Lonely Street Chapter 7: Stay Away From Lonely Street 1 Matt Schultz Maybe he’s playing some kind of game. With his friends. Maybe manhunt.

]]> <p>Maybe he’s playing some kind of game. With his friends. Maybe manhunt.</p> 75377b8f-4b85-468c-b3be-73c02a683416 https://redcircle.com/shows/c657e79c-1506-43b7-b01c-c3fdaa709ccc/episodes/c016b0dc-e006-47a9-bcdc-33a64b525a29 Fri, 30 Aug 2024 21:20:00 +0000 335 no full Chapter 6: Disappearances. Cowboys. And a Forest Green Mini Cooper Chapter 6: Disappearances. Cowboys. And a Forest Green Mini Cooper 1 Matt Schultz You can walk very quietly barefoot. Very gentle.

]]> <p>You can walk very quietly barefoot. Very gentle.</p> 588503d7-75e9-4c59-bac6-748f5b4a33f7 https://redcircle.com/shows/c657e79c-1506-43b7-b01c-c3fdaa709ccc/episodes/f456deef-d972-4b9a-b9e8-0d884c6f1f70 Fri, 30 Aug 2024 21:17:00 +0000 395 no full Chapter 5: Bass Lessons Chapter 5: Bass Lessons 1 Matt Schultz It’s not the regular pool triangle rack. It’s that skinnier one.

]]> <p>It’s not the regular pool triangle rack. It’s that skinnier one.</p> 0b0de765-43e0-4c5d-befa-988cca3e5059 https://redcircle.com/shows/c657e79c-1506-43b7-b01c-c3fdaa709ccc/episodes/29d8dd19-b962-4876-8726-afd1b29faf78 Fri, 30 Aug 2024 21:15:00 +0000 320 no full Chapter 4: Your Forearm is Bleeding. Or, Comradery and Belonging Chapter 4: Your Forearm is Bleeding. Or, Comradery and Belonging 1 Matt Schultz So those are some like fat swoops.

]]> <p>So those are some like fat swoops.</p> 7c607b47-0d6f-4e46-a831-b60e206642c4 https://redcircle.com/shows/c657e79c-1506-43b7-b01c-c3fdaa709ccc/episodes/aac7845c-7e8a-42f7-98e0-e870137d2277 Fri, 30 Aug 2024 21:12:00 +0000 177 no full Chapter 3: In a Foster Home, Rear-Naked Chokes Spread Like Wildfire Chapter 3: In a Foster Home, Rear-Naked Chokes Spread Like Wildfire 1 Matt Schultz Whereas for me, I get to go home, and I of course have a beautiful family. And I’m in great health.

]]> <p>Whereas for me, I get to go home, and I of course have a beautiful family. And I’m in great health.</p> cc27c114-71e3-4e70-9991-5940b3279c7f https://redcircle.com/shows/c657e79c-1506-43b7-b01c-c3fdaa709ccc/episodes/ea7e9645-b973-4434-952f-86a8161922fe Fri, 30 Aug 2024 21:10:00 +0000 623 no full Chapter 2: A Brief Meditation on Wind Turbine Technicians and the Functionality of a Shaved Head Chapter 2: A Brief Meditation on Wind Turbine Technicians and the Functionality of a Shaved Head 1 Matt Schultz They were more like slopes.

]]> <p>They were more like slopes.</p> dc752b41-53f0-4128-abea-2139de4661f6 https://redcircle.com/shows/c657e79c-1506-43b7-b01c-c3fdaa709ccc/episodes/45c287da-42f3-4a10-9e08-8faa594bf44b Fri, 30 Aug 2024 21:07:00 +0000 388 no full Chapter 1: Jason’s World Chapter 1: Jason’s World 1 Matt Schultz It’s probably like a big fridge, man.

]]> <p>It’s probably like a big fridge, man.</p> d9241ee7-7a4c-4a48-9997-e452ada6bf45 https://redcircle.com/shows/c657e79c-1506-43b7-b01c-c3fdaa709ccc/episodes/e4dbef66-c0ff-4f67-bf05-195d7ea02243 Fri, 30 Aug 2024 21:05:00 +0000 675 no full Prologue: I Don’t See What’s So Funny About That Prologue: I Don’t See What’s So Funny About That 1 Matt Schultz Hey. Ah...

]]> <p>Hey. Ah...</p> 1f41303d-580b-48d6-9ef4-5b0e0b755f86 https://redcircle.com/shows/c657e79c-1506-43b7-b01c-c3fdaa709ccc/episodes/e1c4ae8e-32b6-4b28-b983-a7ac936daf7c Fri, 30 Aug 2024 21:00:00 +0000 283 no bonus BONUS: Lonely Street (Face Lotion & FedEx Drivers) BONUS: Lonely Street (Face Lotion & FedEx Drivers) 1 Matt Schultz Original song from The Heartsick Boys.

]]> <p>Original song from The Heartsick Boys.</p> a2ff7d5c-3541-441b-8e4a-b376970ffd12 https://redcircle.com/shows/c657e79c-1506-43b7-b01c-c3fdaa709ccc/episodes/957b1613-6c5b-45ab-b6b9-6f74cec968cd Wed, 28 Aug 2024 20:20:00 +0000 240 no