Delusions of Grandeur with Matty K

i really like this podcast episode

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 10:55:05 +0000

this episode was edited by your butt. why is chipotle so expensive? matty talks about meeting a crypto bro on his flight. watch this episode on youtube

Lost Podcast Episode

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 10:51:00 +0000

i tried recording this 1 hour long podcast episode multiple times but my computer ran out of memory so it didn't save it. all i could salvage was the intro which i did twice. it was from the summer of 2024 & i had forgotten about it until now. basically i list all the topics i'm going to cover in the episode & then i never discuss any of them lol

come chill relax & smoke with me

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 10:43:49 +0000

matty smokes cannabis outside at night in los angeles california don't worry it's legal & he's over 21 years old.

Calm. Come smoke a cannabis preroll with me. #6

Sun, 14 Jul 2024 07:44:05 +0000

Matty K reminisces about his past Lore, & ForeShadows his future, all while sitting under a palm tree, drinking a passionfruit La Croix, breathing cannabis smoke into the Los Angeles California night. This podcast episode is unintentionally calm & relaxing, however it's a most welcomed happy accident (Bob Ross) put it on to turn your brain off, or to help you fall asleep, or, hey, you can, ya know... along with me

Matty K is at least 21 years of age or older & is a resident of California where cannabis is legal. He is a mogul known for his immaculate vibes as well as his self-cut mullet & mustache. if you don't subscribe then my dead grandma won't bake you her famous banana cake.

taste testing 3 ice cream sandwiches

Sun, 30 Jun 2024 07:10:03 +0000

i asked ChatGPT ai to write a description for this episode

me: "please write a podcast episode description. the episode is about me taste testing 3 ice cream sandwiches. please include keywords that will help this episode get discovered."

ChatGPT:

Podcast Episode Description

Episode Title: The Ultimate Ice Cream Sandwich Taste Test

Description: In this delicious episode, join us as we dive into the world of ice cream sandwiches! I taste test three different brands to find out which one reigns supreme. From the classic vanilla and chocolate combo to unique and innovative flavors, this episode is a must-listen for all ice cream lovers.

Tune in to hear my honest reviews, detailed flavor profiles, and the final verdict on which ice cream sandwich you should grab on your next grocery run. Whether you're a dessert aficionado or just looking for a tasty treat, this episode has something for everyone.

Keywords: ice cream sandwich, taste test, food review, dessert podcast, ice cream lovers, flavor profile, grocery shopping, sweet treats, snack review, foodie podcast.

Make sure to subscribe and leave a review if you enjoyed the episode. Follow us on social media for more tasty content and updates on future episodes!

Taco Bell was closed

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 13:00:57 +0000

don't eat Del Taco (except for the milkshakes)

going to the ER for my heart

Sun, 23 Jun 2024 11:57:29 +0000

i recorded this back in February 2024 but am just now posting it in June 2024 so spoiler alert i didn't die lol

neighborhood watch

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 09:41:25 +0000

*walkie-talkie static* "this is officer matty k, car #1, coming to you live from the Target parking lot, i kinda wanna go eat Arby's rn, so i can keep keeping these streets safe, over & out" *click*

recording a podcast episode in the morning right after waking up

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 06:37:01 +0000

i started talking out loud to myself & i was like daaamn my voice sounds very deep manly masculine & sexy i should record a podcast episode, so i did, this is that episode, you probably already figured that tho, didn't you? you so smart. i'm proud of you!

should i eat an entire frozen pizza by myself & then go to bed?

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 07:15:17 +0000

its a super thin crust bbq chicken pizza... its basically like eating air

YOU ARE IN DANGER!

Tue, 14 May 2024 09:06:12 +0000

rice + carbonated beverage = tummy ache

i guess i'm higher than i think

Tue, 07 May 2024 09:32:15 +0000

chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich

i finally figured out why Spotify banned my podcast (eating Chipotle alone in my car)

Sat, 04 May 2024 01:55:07 +0000

i'm really stoked about this episode

smoke a joint with me #5

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 04:51:43 +0000

it's the 3rd pre roll of the day

cannabis marijuana weed stoned high 420 relaxing california podcast

come smoke a joint with me #4

Sun, 28 Apr 2024 02:48:55 +0000

i found $5 on the floor! come relax & vibe with matty k 🤙🏻

marijuana cannabis weed 420 high stoned stoner los angeles california relaxing podcast sleep aid storytelling funny positive vibes

Philly to LA (podcast in 163% speed)

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 20:53:16 +0000

matty talks about his flight from Philadelphia to Los Angeles... in 163% speed

i asked chatGPT ai to write a fan fiction about John Cena falling in love with a pecan pie

Sun, 07 Apr 2024 09:55:40 +0000

🥧

breaking my neighbor's $87 umbrella

Sun, 07 Apr 2024 06:36:51 +0000

i could've used that money on chipotle

walking my neighbor’s dog in the rain

Sun, 07 Apr 2024 05:48:45 +0000

so much p00p

Come Smoke A Joint With Me #3

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 02:35:38 +0000

mmm smells like garlic

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Cringe Rant: Getting Ghosted By My 24 Hour Situationship

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 02:27:28 +0000

this is the most cringe i've ever posted... anyways here's a bunch of random keywords to help this episode get discovered by the algorithm lol please subscribe!

single dating relationships gen z millennials gen x swiping tinder apps love cheated on come thru lying fake catfish venting cathartic

smoke weed with me in the rain #2

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 15:11:38 +0000

i just remembered i have cheetos in my car

Los Angeles Rainstorm At Night (1 Hour Relaxing Sleep Aid)

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 14:25:07 +0000

fall asleep to this relaxing 1 hour recording of Los Angeles at night in the rain. i walked around with an umbrella recording all different things like the raindrops on the roof, the cars driving by, the trickle of the runoff, & the draining of the gutters. use headphones for a truly immersive experience. asmr

Airplane Captain Announcements 2 (Funny)

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 08:08:07 +0000

"GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM SUSAN!"

Airplane Captain Announcements (Funny)

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:02:23 +0000

"Good afternoon Ladies & Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking... did anyone have the chicken?"

movie trailer for my life rn

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 09:04:33 +0000

In A World, Where I Have To Get Out Of Bed...

come smoke a joint with me #1

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 07:34:31 +0000

cannabis, weed, marijuana

Ramen Recall (funny)

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 03:51:19 +0000

a catastrophic apocalyptic level event is happening in my digestive track

True Crime Podcaster with ADHD (funny)

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 09:52:06 +0000

tHeY hAd tHe pErFeCt mArRiAgE... until he MURDERED HER!!!

comedy satire spoof parody improv

memes!

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 11:52:56 +0000

memes are like little delicious treats for your eyes

matty k talks about memes, the difference between meme templates & meme categories, as well as some of his favorite categories. this is a relaxing podcast episode, perfect for relaxing when you're stressed or anxious, have anxiety, or need to fall asleep. fall asleep to this podcast and relax. its like listening to your friend talk asmr.

choosing to be positive about 2024

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 01:51:21 +0000

happy new year! idk what's gonna happen, but i feel really good about it

is there a monster in this lake?

Wed, 03 Jan 2024 07:55:00 +0000

is there a lobster in this cake?

raiding my parent's kitchen for snacks at 4am

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 06:20:29 +0000

🎶 ramen, ramen, ramen noodles 🎵

this episode feels like an ADHD fever dream

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 15:12:07 +0000

matty k life update on moving apartments, feeling sick, & Chipotle being too expensive

UPDATE on my roommate Jake Gyllenhaal

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 01:38:29 +0000

his nurse keeps stealing his pudding cup

my roommate jake gyllenhaal almost died

Fri, 08 Dec 2023 21:53:29 +0000

i hope he doesn't press charges...

i have to board this plane in 5 minutes

Sun, 03 Dec 2023 03:02:27 +0000

live from the indianapolis airport in canada

is it america or canada?

Sun, 03 Dec 2023 02:59:38 +0000

matty k names all 50 states & tells you whether its america or canada

cringe: live from the home depot parking lot

Sun, 03 Dec 2023 02:57:18 +0000

i literally just died from the cringe

hashtag lake life: is there a loch ness monster in this lake?

Sat, 11 Nov 2023 01:02:34 +0000

my friend surprised me while i was recording & i thought it'd be funny to just end the episode abruptly

i have to check out of this hotel room in 15 minutes

Sat, 04 Nov 2023 18:27:19 +0000

have you ever sh!t in the shower? (either on purpose or on accident)

what makes you happy? PART 2

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 02:25:21 +0000

i asked you & this is what you said (this episode is part 2 of 2)

what makes you happy? PART 1

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 02:19:55 +0000

i asked you & this is what you said (this episode is part 1 of 2)

the airplane airport tangent episode

Sat, 19 Aug 2023 00:10:18 +0000

if you have ADHD you'll love this episode

my mom is slowly becoming a robot

Sun, 16 Jul 2023 07:51:14 +0000

this is becoming a habit with her

i saw someone get arrested today

Fri, 14 Jul 2023 06:48:44 +0000

😱

jake gyllenhaal was in a terrible accident & i only have 8 toenails

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 09:48:52 +0000

Matty K literally almost had to get his foot amputated because Jake Gyllenhaal almost got dirt in his open wound

i'm gronk's manager

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 04:22:12 +0000

matty k is rob gronkowski 's manager

the last fortune cookie on earth

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 12:39:20 +0000

hashtag panda express

this fortune cookie fake AF

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 12:35:21 +0000

get some empathy cookie!

this fortune cookie won me over

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 12:33:16 +0000

vampire or werewolf doesn't matter all welcome

broke fortune cookie chose violence

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 12:28:01 +0000

this fortune cookie really comin' for me bruh

kidney stones & nasa doctors

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 12:21:09 +0000

i think i need to go to the hospital

the moon is sus

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 07:53:00 +0000

dude why is the moon stalking us

pluto is a planet / dogecoin conspiracy theory

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 07:14:00 +0000

when i tell you this... you're gonna $h!t yourself

matty k, mayonnaise mogul

Mon, 03 Jan 2022 11:07:24 +0000

my grandpa left me this farm in Stardew Valley & now i'm a mayo mogul

there's an alien tracker in my nose

Sun, 02 Jan 2022 04:57:00 +0000

matty k has something to tell you