Mondays: What Sunday Threw Up

The History of Mondays Part 1 - The Early Years

Mon, 15 Nov 2021 00:00:00 +0000

The Mondays crew is working on a brand new episode. Before that happens, Carl wanted to go back in time and reveal the history of Mondays.

All pent up with no fucking doughnuts!

Mon, 12 Oct 2015 00:00:00 +0000

Karen, Mark, Richard and Carl fill everyone in on what they've been doing since the last Mondays. Karen unleashes 3 years of pent up life at the speed of cocaine. Carl misreads the label on a bottle in the fridge at his brother's Superbowl party. Mark and Karen tell their kids to stop listening to Mondays and go to bed. Karen wears a bikini, because fuck you. Mark Miller, well... we're not really sure what happened to him. He was here, then he was gone, then he called in, then he was cooking potatoes in space with Elon Musk. Richard is shocked when he learns that his go-to strange Japanese device website has gone away. Regardless, he finds the weirdest most fucked up Japanese USB-connected device ever.

Time Travel

Mon, 30 Mar 2015 00:00:00 +0000

Recorded April Fool's Day 2013. Carl has an incident at the local Henny Penny. Karen tells you why you suck. Professor Igor J. Schmeckle addresses the ASSWIPE conference about the U.S. Sequester of 2013. Horror Baby #2 brings poop back to the table. The Mondays crew go back in time (or is it forward?) with Dwayne, Scmheckle, Schmeckle's ass and Karen's ass to save the world. Millah has a new tale of Somali pirates dumber than him. Richard scares us all with a new assortment of horrible toys.

Comedy Consultant

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:00:00 +0000

Carl and Richard hire Jessie Sternshus, a professional comedy consultant, to help the crew maintain their comedic edge. Karen's sister's doctor prescribes a series of maritial aides. Carl has an accident and also happens to have been in his car. Mark is fixated on a threeway. Mark and Karen provide a public service announcement littered with apologies to the cultures of the world. Richard finds some very scary toys. Oh yeah, something strange happens in the studio with a gift from a fan.

We get a Sponsor!

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 00:00:00 +0000

We did it! We finally got a REAL Sponsor!. Carl spaces out on Things I've Learned This Week. We learn what REALLY happened to Shmeckle. Karen scours her brain for a bit. Come to think of it, so does Mark. Richard finds the coolest stuff, including a real still!

Penis Mom

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Holy crap, Karen! Have some Google Love! Karen Mangiacotti is THE PENIS MOM. She tells us all about how her blog post went viral and what it was all about. Carl catches us up on his musical activities with some great new tunes. Mark finds perhaps the dumbest of the dumb criminal types. Carl has a bit of trouble at a wedding with his house cleaner's camera. Karen experiments with alternative means of getting a vodka buzz, and Richard finds amaaaaaazing toys for sale on the Internets.

Bout Friggin Time!

Sun, 24 Jul 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Carl shares some unintentionally inappropriate domain names, Karen reads misleading news headlines, Old Naked Guy makes the news, Mark and Karen are... well... you'll see. Chris Castle makes his Mondays debut. Carl has a problem at the MVP Summit. Richard gives practical toys.

The Poop and Nuts Show

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Carl is feeling a little bloated. Mark and Karen join a commune. Carl shares a Satchmo tune by Solvo. Karen has her own amazing tale of poo, or is it a tale of amazing poo? Mark has three incredible stories of dumb. Horror Baby gets a new partner in crime. And, as always, Richard finds toys to satisfy his toyish desires.

The Christmas Show

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +0000

Recorded December 5th, 2009, this one sat in the vault and got forgotten. Carl's so friggin lame. Mark and Karen announce Cockblock #7 and generally keep everyone abreast of their sexual exploits, Carl has some random lessons from the last few months, Mark discovers a dumb guy's dumb guy, Karen takes on Cosmo, and Richard (as always) finds the craziest shit ever.

Dwayne Goes to Hell

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Mark and Karen tied the knot! Carl sends Dwayne to Hell on an important mission, Karen goes off on Glamour Magazine, Carl has problems with products and services, Horror Baby goes to the Aquarium, Mark's Dumbah subject gets thirsty for beer, Mark suffers the smackdown that is the nubby, Mark gets all ripply and shit, and Richard suggests a Beaver Stuffing Kit, among other fab toys.

Back with a Vengence!

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:00:00 +0000

Carl's got neighbor problems. Mark and Karen have a very disturbed child. New Franklin Brothers Music! Carl experiences *really* hot food in a new way. Karen goes off on Mrs. America. Dwayne returns. Mark finds the dumbest of the dumb. Mark and Karen have sex. No, really. Richard finds perhaps the most disgusting toy ever.

The Baby Show

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Karen brings the baby to the show! Mark gets no sex for 8 weeks. Carl has rats. Baby gets motor oil for Christmas. Karen reviews a new connection film. You'll never guess who it's about. Mark gives the tards the respect they deserve, and Richard finds the coolest toy ever. Ever.

Change

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:00:00 +0000

All we're saying is that true Mondays fans will be shocked. And not by the language (although we no longer bleep - you've been warned).

The He Hole Show

Mon, 26 May 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Darth Vader is back making the dumbah news! Carl tells a stanky story of music and mud in Nawlins, Karen wants mandatory bumper stickers and nearly escapes an early death at a skanky bar, Mark recounts a story of Jedis and He-Holes (you just have to listen) and Richard finds the most offensive toy website to ever reside on the Internets.

The Man-Boy Show

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Lawrence makes his Mondays debut and wonders if he'll ever come back, Karen goes off on Miller's Man-Boyness during her rant on the art of neglect. Miller comes through with the "funniest Dumbah than Me Title Ever", Carl teaches his kids about the laws of physics at the amusement park, Richard says "screw you all" and comes up with a list of the worst bad toys ever assembled. Geoff is seen sweeping the hallway.

Richard is Dead

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Richard dies, Carl and Mark explain why there hasn't been a show since October, Carl babysits two demons, Mark finds a discount phone sex line, Karen goes to the Oscars, and Richard comes back from the dead to show some of the most disturbing toys of all time. This show is NOT bleeped. Not Safe For Work (NSFW).

Karen's Ass

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000

Carl tells of his tales of woe traveling to Amsterdam and his experiences in Bulgaria. Karen talks about how there's no such thing as a guarantee, Richard is forced to use TinyURL for his toys, and Mark is completely obsessed with Karen's ass.

Carl Turns 40!

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 06:00:00 +0000

It's an all-new show recorded live at Pwop Studios in front of a studio audience! Carl confesses to a crime involving hornets, Karen moves on, Millah almost comes to blows with Karen's husband, and Richard finds a guy online who built a 500-some-odd foot slip and slide!

The Target Show

Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:18:48 +0000

Karen develops a target rash. Carl has an altercation at Jiffy Lube, Mark relives another harrowing tale involving small animals, and Richard tries to get a word in edgewise.

Mister Peepers

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0000

Mark steals the show with the dumbest Dumbah than Me All Star to ever grace the Mondays department of dumbness, The least-dumb of all the least-dumb emerges from the cryogenic freezer, Carl gets a lesson in peeping tom laws, Karen confronts the art of distraction, and Richard shows off electric tazer clothing.

Charlie has left the chocolate factory

Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0000

Karen, Richard, Mark, and Carl are back for another Mondays! Carl considers the complexity of the female voice, Karen wants the local women to get real - and a bubble tub , Mark goes postal on the TSA, Carl doesn't quite get the last Wii at Best Buy, and Richard has a boob story.

I Said the Wrong Thing Again, Didn't I?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0000

Geoff is out sick, Karen joins Carl, Richard, and Mark for the first show of 2007. Karen is in need of laugh therapy after dealing with the loss of her mother. Mark crosses the line over and over and over again. Carl considers the different versions of Vista, and Richard brings forth the most eclectic array of ah... .devices... ever assembled on Mondays. Enjoy!

Who the hell is Guy Fawkes?

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 13:03:47 +0000

Carl, Karen, Richard, Mark, and Geoff are together again .This time to discuss fetishes, Spanish meat, pe-seasoned duck shot, new and exciting uses for fireworks and the fate of a four hundred year old nimrod. And oh...Happy Holidays!

All Together

Mon, 30 Oct 2006 00:00:00 +0000

Carl, Karen, Richard, Mark, and Geoff are all together in the studio this week. Mark delivers what could be the funniest dumbah ever, Carl takes his cat to a questionable vet, Karen gets pissed at exploitive parents, and Richard... well, you know.

The Angry Show

Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:24:33 +0000

Karen sets the tone for this show with stories of domestic dumbness. Geoff follows suit with an eruption against microphone touching, and Mark has stories of dumb that involve our fearless leader. Carl gives the dogs at the baggage claim an unexpected treat, and Richard finds some bad bad bad bad toys.

the Bluvaries Show

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 13:01:39 +0000

Carl, Richard, Mark, Karen and Geoff are back once again! The recurring theme of this week's show is not unlike the infamous Hawaiian Lackanookie syndrome. Bluvaries.

The Goat Show

Mon, 02 Oct 2006 00:00:00 +0000

Carl, Richard, Mark, and Karen are back! Goats are prominently referenced in this show, thanks to Mark Miller. Come to think of it, only a small part of the show has to do with goats. It's just that, well, you'll never forget it. This is for better of for worse. We don't know. Just listen

Talking Heads, Electric Butts

Mon, 28 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0000

Karen explains her abscense last week, and it's the hottest story of the year. Carl finds out how to deal with Zombies. Mark finds the most accident-proned human being on Earth. Richard calmly takes it all in and distills it into some toys. Carl re-lives the ones and zeros with Roy Ogborn, and we have a live audience.

That's The Funniest Thing You've Ever Said

Mon, 21 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0000

Karen is away watching her house burn down, Geoff tries to pick up his hot cousin at a family reunion, Carl gets in trouble with his neighbor, Mark dabbles in optical illusions, and Richard... well, you know.

The Best of Mark Miller Part 1

Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:37:14 +0000

We've gone back through the archives, and after realizing how crappy the first 11 shows were, we included Mark's Dumbah than Me segments starting at show #12, which is when he began doing the 'You Sir...' bit. Of course there are various stories mixed in. Hey, it's the best of! Consider this a prelude to Millahseconds! You can hear Kirk Webb and Nick Landry in some of the early bits.

Personal Details

Sun, 30 Jul 2006 22:20:07 +0000

Mark is gravely concerned about his personal details leaking out onto the Internet via the unscroupulous lack of editing on Carl's part. Geoff is away finishing up his move back to the area. Carl teaches us what he's learned this week. Mark has Dumbah! Karen says "Get over yourself!" and Richard has achieved Toy Nirvana.

A Real Sponsor?

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 04:29:59 +0000

The full cast is here! Carl tells us what he's learned, Richard toys with us, Karen helps us manage our 'collections,' and there's even a little poo, too. And can you believe it? Someone wants to sponsor this crappy show?!

Chaos

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:11:30 +0000

Rory Blyth joins the crew, seing as he was in town, Geoff makes a comeback, Karen and Rory trade venomous insults, Mark Miller has tales of dumbah (as always), Carl learns how NOT to deal with animals who chase you on your bike, and Richard is replaced by the patented Richard 2000 automatic funny machine.

Live from The Netherlands

Mon, 22 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000

Carl, Richard, and Mark are joined onstage by Michele Leroux Bustamante in front of 400 puzzled Dutch software developers ad the SDN conference in Arnhem, The Netherlands.

The Mondays Fan Song

Fri, 12 May 2006 05:53:46 +0000

This about sums it up, huh?

The Campbell's Stewed Show

Sun, 07 May 2006 23:44:34 +0000

Richard makes a showing of gratuitous libation, Mark is pissed about an 8-hour layover, Our friend Marco shares what is quite possibly the funniest series of answering machine messages we've ever heard, Carl shares what he learned this week; some headlines; and a call to Shmeckle, and the toys come at you relentlessly until you can't take it anymore.

The Best of Carl Franklin

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 02:11:23 +0000

The crew takes a powder this week so that we may bring you this collection of Carl's best bits from the first 50 shows.

The 50th Show!

Mon, 10 Apr 2006 04:13:07 +0000

We have arrived at our 50th Mondays episode. The fans heap on the praise via telephone and skype, Natalie Portman gets stoned, Karen tells us why she still shows up for Mondays, Carl learns a few things this week, Millah has 3 stories of dumb, and Richard has toys that will blow your mind. Other than that, it's a crappy show and you shouldn't listen.

The Effin Show

Mon, 13 Mar 2006 07:57:32 +0000

Carl pleads that the crew refrain from using the F-word to avoid going broke on editing costs. Mark is in the netherlands suffering from terminal reverberation, Karen lays down the smack on her so-called friends, Carl learns the importance of being PC the hard way, and Richard resurfaces with some killer USB toys.

The Slippery Slope Show

Mon, 06 Mar 2006 05:00:21 +0000

Karen reveals her thing for firefighters, and then takes on Google. Carl finds some headlines and shares what he learned last week. Geoff is still missing. Mark finds a naked old guy in the news, and Richard digs up a walking robot horse.

The Cream-O Show

Mon, 27 Feb 2006 03:23:55 +0000

Mark thinks he's evil, Karen offers stories from the Subways of Boston, Richard explains Cream-O to Americans, Carl introduces "What I've Learned This Week", Karen offers advice on how to take timeless pictures, Mark has some killer Dumbah, and Richard offers his usual smattering of great and scary toys.

The Bad News Show

Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:44:08 +0000

Karen and Geoff are away somewhere but Carl, Richard, and the Millahnater dish up plenty of yuks... and bad news. Cheney is hard to resist this week. Lots of headlines. Week in geek, Dumbah, and Toys, and a few stories to boot.

The Grapefruit Show

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 02:36:34 +0000

Grapefruits were in the news this week. Listen to the show to find out why. Geoff is in the house, and now we can't shut him up. Karen gets real (as always). Carl gets into cat hurling. Mark finds another crazy old naked guy in the news to report on. Week in Geek, and Richard finds the coolest toy we've ever seen on Mondays. No, really.

The BJ Show

Mon, 30 Jan 2006 06:07:13 +0000

Mark outs the PTA lady, Karen gives nerds tips for picking up women, Carl gets a Prius, Mark finds the dumbah among us, and Richard has awesome toys.

The Bad Puns Show

Mon, 23 Jan 2006 06:10:50 +0000

This week the whole gang is back with special guest, punster Gary Roma. Gary has been featured on Michael Feldman's Whadya Know and has won accolades for his documentaries and standup comedy. Karen is back! Geoff is back! Mark has a dumbah! Richard has toys! It's Mondays!!!

The CES Geek-Out Show

Mon, 09 Jan 2006 03:21:38 +0000

Carl and Richard do a little research around the technologies being announced at the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas, which Richard was about to attend. Bob joins the team as an intern in the sound room, Lawrence tries his hand at announcing this stupid show, Carl complains about the crap on TV, and Mark... well... let's just say he's afraid of skin tags.

The We Suck Show

Sun, 11 Dec 2005 23:56:56 +0000

Carl, Richard, and Mark discover that it's hard to be funny when Geoff isn't there to groan and Karen isn't there to giggle. Needless to say, we think they pulled it off. You'll have to add your own laugh track, but if you don't like it you can always get your money back. Carl geeks out again, Mark rants, and Richard talks toys. Gee. Sounds just like the last show..*sigh*

The Dead Body Show

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 21:03:06 +0000

Geoff is trying to discover the meaning of life this week, he'll be back next week. Carl pokes Adam Curry, Karen finds a dead body and makes us all feel indadequate as parents, Mark has stories of dumb guys and naked old guys in the news, and Richard has struck USB gold.

Live from Austin!

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:23:21 +0000

Carl, Richard, and Geoff are on tour with .NET Rocks!, and stopped in Austin, TX for the weekend. They rented out a room at Dave and Busters north of the city and recorded this show. Mark Miller flew in for the show, and will be joining the other guys on the road trip from Austin to Los Angeles.

The Otaku Generation Show

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 07:11:51 +0000

Whilst on the .NET Rocks! Visual Studio 2005 Road Trip; Carl, Geoff, and Richard find themselves in a basement studio near Philadelphia recording Mondays with two guys from the Otaku Generation podcast. Mark Miller is there remotely, and offers the usual in highbrow intellectual humor.

Reaching a New Low

Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:46:41 +0000

We don't know what happened this week, but nearly every bit is dominated by potty humor. We didn't intend it to turn out that way. Perhaps it was flashbacks to dealing with our kids in diapers brought on by midlife crisis, or perhaps we're just hopelessly immature and base when it comes right down to it. In any case, Karen is back, Geoff is on holiday, Mark has his usual rants, Shmeckle returns, and Richard pulls no punches with the toys.

The Scoble Show

Tue, 04 Oct 2005 07:01:58 +0000

Robert Scoble joins the crew (well, most of them anyway) at the MVP Summit in Bellevue, WA near the Microsoft Campus, and drops a bombshell! Carl researches the headlines and the weekly geek news, Dwayne returns unexpected, Mark Miller spins classic Dumbah than Me, Richard outdoes himself with the toys, and also tells a pet tarantula story from his past. Geoff is on vacation until after the DNR Road Trip, and Karen will join us next week.

The Condom Show

Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:02:52 +0000

Carl finds some unsually related headlines on the web, Stephen Hawking gets pissed at Mark, No shortage of dumb people in the news, Karen takes a swipe at Dove, and Geoff is comatose.

Episode 34

Wed, 21 Sep 2005 03:27:55 +0000

Carl and Mark battle it out, Geoff hurls some bananas, Richard freaks us out, and we all lament the lack of Karen in this episode. She'll be back, we promise!

Episode 33

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 06:41:51 +0000

No karen this week, but everyone else has something funny to say. Mark Miller develops a brilliant new product, but otherwise gets traumatized by the rest of the conversation. Richard and Geoff dissect some fan mail, Carl goes on a diet (sort of) and the toys are just as great as usual.

The Dog Show

Mon, 29 Aug 2005 02:41:52 +0000

The Dog Show? Maybe just the pet show. Geoff goes on a road trip, angrily. Carl probes the world of sattelte radio, Richard plows us with freaky toys, Mark has a BRAVER than him, and Karen gets a bit political.

Dwayne: Idiot Son of Satan

Mon, 22 Aug 2005 07:41:27 +0000

Geoff is on vacation, and for some reason doesn't like being woken up at 4 AM to record an intro. Karen pays homage to good ol' Beantown. Carl reports the geek news. Mark introduces a new segment: Crazy Old Naked Guys in the News. Mondays is paid a visit by Dwayne, and Richard.. well, let's just say there's no shortage of bad toys out there.

The Faking-It Show

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 00:00:00 +0000

Karen is NOT drunk this week, and shares her advice for people who try to hard to "keep it real." Carl reviews the Week in Geek and discovers that Shmeckle dabbles in software development as well as saving the world from incompetence. Mark achieves dumber than me nirvana. The Anti-Monkey Brigade gets a taste of "Gorilla warfare". Geoff introduces a new bit, and Richard digs up mostly great toys, and a few bad ones.

The Astroglide Show

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 00:00:00 +0000

For some reason, Astroglide (some sort of stargazing device, we think) seems to be a recurring theme in this show. Go figure. Karen's drunk again! What's she pissed about this week? She's got Hallmark in her sights. Carl reviews the week in geek, no Anti-Monkey Brigade reports this week due to the real world getting in the way. Mark rants. Oh, and points out a few people dumber than him. Did we mention he rants? Richard finds some absolutely horrible toys. Well, that's pretty much it. Isn't that enough?

Mondays goes to War Part II

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 00:00:00 +0000

Another Week in Geek, Girl walks on the set smelling like booze and explains herself, Mark takes up mime to deal with his post-traumatic stress disorder, Karen explains why smart men do not score with girls. Nick Hodges returns as the drill sergeant in episode II of Adventures of the Anti-Monkey Brigade, and Richard breaks his promise and finds more bad Japanese USB toys.

Mondays goes to War

Mon, 25 Jul 2005 00:00:00 +0000

After a 3 week haitus the Mondays crew returns with a healthy mix of Week in Geek, Schmeckle, Girl, Toys, an Amazing Tale of Poo, and a report on what they did while away. Nick Hodges makes his debut, and Geoff is stresed out and pissed off again, so much so that he announces it show 28 instead of 27. He needs to relax.

The Beaver Episode

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 00:00:00 +0000

Leave it to the Beaver Episode! Carl, Karen, Geoff, and Mark are all together in one room, leaving poor Canadian Richard all alone. It's a little bit hairy with everyone together like this, but this is a great episode, with a level of spontaneity that's outstanding, and a hint of rosemary at the finish. What? Yeah, this is what happens when Geoff writes the descriptions. Just get it! You know you want to know what "The Beaver Episode" is about.

The Rambo Show

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 00:00:00 +0000

Geoff's back, but Karen's missing. Don't worry, though, the team does just fine. We hear from Schmeckle again, the toys are tops, and the dumberers just get dumberer, doy! Don't miss Mark's completely insane rambo rant midway through the show, which is clearly the highlight of the show, and where it gets its name from. Also, there's a special surprise at the end, so tune in!

The Death Show

Mon, 13 Jun 2005 00:00:00 +0000

It's just morbid. Geoff's missing, and Karen's dog died. Mark just can't let the topic drop, though, and Richard has come armed with toys and links aplenty that fit the theme.

Episode 23

Mon, 06 Jun 2005 00:00:00 +0000

Richard just can't put down the Star Wars toys! He revisits them, as well as some "shocking" Japanese toys. Karen gets all serious on us, and Mark sets the record straight regarding OJ - and we mean orange juice. Geoff's girlfriend is back, but he's still bitter and angry. I guess it wasn't loneliness at all!

The Sick Show!

Mon, 30 May 2005 00:00:00 +0000

The sick show! Mark and Geoff are sick, and we don't mean perverse. We revist some Star Wars toys, but only briefly, because Richard's got some really bad toys, and oddly enough, Carl has some good ones! The dumber-ers this week are worthy of being called 'legendary.'

Star Wars Episode

Mon, 23 May 2005 00:00:00 +0000

Dax hooks us up with a fine collection of Star Wars Photoshops, Geoff's mouth hurts, Jar Jar Bites It, Rory Blyth comes back for a round of Google Weirdos, Mark reviews Animals Gone Wild, and Richard digs up all the bad Star Wars toys.

Episode 20

Mon, 16 May 2005 00:00:00 +0000

Mark shows us people much MUCH dumber than him, and a few people smarter than him, Geoff makes some terrible puns, and Richard has TOYS from people dumber than him!

Episode 19

Mon, 09 May 2005 00:00:00 +0000

Geoff's in a worse mood than ever in this episode, but don't let scare you away! Mark and Carl show off their kids, Richard's Toy Boy segment has a *very* special guest in Gary Stanley, and Karen tells us the sordid details of her love affair.

Episode 18

Mon, 02 May 2005 00:00:00 +0000

Richard visits us from the "New Jersey" of Canada, Carl brings us Trump Versus Chump, Mark and Carl interview some scientists, Richard moves across the lake from Japanese to Korean toys, Karen brings some serious discussion to the show, and Geoff... well, Geoff's just grumpy.

Episode 17

Mon, 18 Apr 2005 00:00:00 +0000

Got chicken fingers on the brain? Mark Miller sure does. Karen explores a video remake of a timeless classic of eastern literature; Richard finds a surprising non-USB-related Japanase sushi super-toy, Geoff whines a bit more in geek-ese about his hacked system, and Steve Jobs shows his true colors in Carl's Week In Geek segment.

Episode 16

Mon, 11 Apr 2005 00:00:00 +0000

Richard shows us some classy, high-brow toys, Karen gets philosophical re: Connetion Films, Carl harasses some more nerds, Geoff gets pwnd, and Mark makes the rest of us look dull and un-funny! Another *stellar* episode.

Episode 15

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 00:00:00 +0000

Star Wars meets old hardware meets some NON-food related japanese toys in this surprisingly good episode of Mondays. Mark relates the story of some people dumber than him who are, shall we say, very close to him, Geoff rants about his RaQ, and possibly traces the history of his lesbian-production. Carl lets his Star Wars curiosity get the better of him, and fun is had by all. A must-listen episode.

Episode 14

Mon, 28 Mar 2005 00:00:00 +0000

Karen touches on another 'Classic' connection film, Richard geeks out SLI-style, Mark tells us some touching tales of his childhood, and Geoff... well, Geoff edits out the stuff that just isn't funny!

Episode 13

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 00:00:00 +0000

Carl considers playing out again with new entertainment technology, Mark finds people dumber than you, TiVo news, Richard's got toys, and more!

Episode 12

Mon, 28 Feb 2005 08:00:04 +0000

The Mondays crew returns from 2 weeks off to do the usual. Hear about horrible accidents with adhesive from Mark, let Geoff rant at you about his typically great weak, and hear one of the greatest high-geekism stories of all time from Richard. Also, this week Karen reviews the film history of Traci Lords.

Episode 11

Mon, 21 Feb 2005 08:00:04 +0000

Mark lets loose with some amazing tales of pee, Nick continues his hopeless quest for love, Geoff and Richard share in some love of vintage audio formats, and Carl's parenting skills are again questioned.

Episode 10

Mon, 14 Feb 2005 08:00:04 +0000

Karen reviews an in-the-news connection movie, ActiveNick hits the ESPN Zone in Times Square to talk to people watching the Superbowl. A critique of the Mondays crew from a member of the American youth, The crew recalls childhood revenge, Richard continues his bizarre Japanese toy series, and loads more.

Episode 9

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 08:00:04 +0000

In this episode of Mondays, Nick FINALLY introduces his segment Activenick Does New York, Karen does a slight (heh) change in format of her movie reviews, Richard brings us up to date on Japanese toilets, Geoff gets his 1 sentence of fame on TV, and Mark FINALLY reveals his massive tale of poo, all under Carl's high-quality-scotch-fueled usually benevolent dictatorship! Oh yeah, and there's that little segment we like to call News Bites, which is back!

Episode 8

Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:00:04 +0000

In this week's episode, Activenick tries to pick up another chick, Karen takes a vacation, Mark visits Carl and Geoff in the studio to rant about names he's been called, poop, etc. Richard announces a contest related to this week's (somewhat unusual) toys, Geoff nearly catches fire, Carl continues to recover from his cold yet somehow manages to squeek out another original tune and Rory makes a triumphant return. Mark peruses the back of Popular Mechanics for sexual aids, and Nick gets some revenge on everyone else for being snow-pussies.

Episode 7

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 08:00:04 +0000

Another great episode, Mark discovers that poo is taking over his life, Richard narrows his toy genres due to the flooding of Japanse USB-Powered devices, Karen explores a former actor love interest who ISN'T named Will, and Geoff rants incohesively about toroids. And, of course, Carl plays his now INFAMOUS Clementine bit. Musical Guest: Bill Carleton

Episode 6

Mon, 17 Jan 2005 08:00:04 +0000

On the show this week, Nick gets needlessly dumped on, umbrella fraud in New York City, Mark's caffiene replacement therapy, Carl's daycare terror story, Mark's bonehead downhill racer story, web-based Office???, software as a service, Names Mark has been called this week, Carl spanks the monkey, Mark introduces two new hip vocabulary words, Michelle interviews After the Tragedy on Stuntmusician Spotlight, People dumber than Mark Miller, Carl's bonehead move of the year, and more!

Episode 5

Mon, 10 Jan 2005 08:00:04 +0000

Michele Leroux Bustamante joins the nerds this week and heats things up a little bit. Carl shaves and crashes a presidential press conference. Queen Elizabeth gets hip. Mark Miller introduces Adventures in Poo. Richard Serves up the toys. Kirk, Nick, and Rory are sluffing off. Geoff is in rare form. Great show.

Episode 4

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 08:00:04 +0000

Karen, ActiveNick, Richard, Mark, and Geoff join Carl for episode four. News Bites explores an alternate universe. Miller is classic. Karen and Geoff explore their feelings for each other. Richard strikes bad-toy gold! Rory is sick and recovering from road trips, and Kirk is attending his wife's company Christmas party.

Episode 3

Mon, 29 Nov 2004 08:00:04 +0000

In this episode, Rory is off in Las Vegas this week in meetings with his Microsoft bosses. Doesn't that sound evil? Carl calls in from the Equinox Resort in Manchester Vermont, Richard Campbell is in Vancouver, Mark Miller is in Los Angeles, and Kirk Webb is in Shelton, CT. Geoff Maciolek is pissed off. Find out why. Bush in Canada stars this week in News Bites, and Nick Landry (ActiveNick) interprets Bush for the French Canadian listeners who don't understand Bush's English. Mark Miller tells us some names he's been called last week. Third nipples, 65-year-old grandmothers giving sex advice, people dumber than Mark Miller, Weird Wide Webb, and Richard the Toy Boy. What a show!

Episode 2

Mon, 22 Nov 2004 08:00:04 +0000

This week Carl's special guest is Patrick Hynds of Nashua, New Hampshire. Pat is a Gulf War veteran who calls himself an Eisenhower Republican/borderline Libertarian. Pat talks about the trends in outsourcing in the tech business and his experiences in the Gulf War.

Episode 1

Mon, 15 Nov 2004 08:00:04 +0000

Our first show! Carl does News Bites, Rory does Ask Rory, Kirk does the Weird Wide Webb, Karen Greenwald reviews the Stepford Wives on DVD, Mark Miller tries to control his rage while driving, and Philadelphia band Awake provide one hour and 37 minutes of stagering entertainment value. Carl's special guest Ron Rasmussen talks about his experiences as a surgeon in the Middle East and provides a glimpse of the American healthcare system from the doctor's point of view.