Happy Horror Coffee Break (old time horror radio show)

Season 6.66: The Best of the Guests!

Fri, 03 Sep 2021 21:29:03 +0000

HEY! Seasons over! Due to unforseeeeen circumstances. Don’t worry, we will still have our annual Halloween party! And we will be back next season!

Here is a collection of the BEST interviews of 2020-2021

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Season 6.66, Ep. 5: Hack Magic

Fri, 25 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

What’s the worst that could happen if you and your friends played the “forbidden game”?

Or what if you found out you could talk to the dead from the future? Would you heed the warning signs, or would you cry like a little baby every night? You baby.

This week’s Stories:

“Black Magic”

By praisethe_emotrinity

Read by Brackett of Kreatures n Kreeps

https://instagram.com/kreatures_n_kreeps?utm_medium=copy_link

“I’ve had the same dream for 26 years”

By Allan Loe

Read by The Moors

Musical guest: The Moors

“Queen of Stings”

https://youtu.be/G7sn4JeUC84

”Introduction to Happy Horror”

by The Classy Wrecks

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Season 6.66, Ep 4: Go into the woods, see if we care!

Fri, 11 Jun 2021 05:00:00 +0000

This week, the gang f**ks off to the woods to worship Satan! Come gather round the camp fire, as we nonchalantly start back in to season 6.66 with no explanation of where we’ve been the last two months.

This week’s Stories:

“Journey into the woods”

By Trev Wavy

Read by Mark Tyler Hicks of Mark and a movie!

https://instagram.com/mark_and_a_movie?utm_medium=copy_link

True ghost stories

Told by the band Mephiskapheles

Musical guest: Mephiskapheles

“Let them Come”

https://open.spotify.com/track/1hLVRj7ep6bRbKNbMaUdiB?si=YTlXaSsPQWOyguhkhCDEaA&dl_branch=1

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Season 6, Ep 3: Mother-in-Law Meets The Vampires

Fri, 02 Apr 2021 05:00:16 +0000

What is life, if not one big psychedelic dream during a root canal? This week, the team fights the dangerous jungles of the Colombian Gator man, tackles the treacherous task of taming a Transylvanian, and tries to sell some tee shirts!

This weeks stories:

"El Hombre Caiman"

A TRUE STORY!

Told by Mother-In-Law of Happy Horror

@monicagarca62

"The Devil is in The Details"

Written by Thaddeus Yeung

Read by Davey Calabrese

Musical Guest :@calabrese666

"Hallucinatory Void"

@theclassywrecks on the intro

https://open.spotify.com/track/2388yEwLJcgmp2eon84q0n?si=pFjCskNZQEmfsXsrVyZ3hA

Crappypasta Crorner episode 20

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 05:00:00 +0000

What’s the big deal with punctuation? Well, this week we find out just how important a period can actually be, and we get to hear Boris die again! How many times is that now?

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Season 6, Ep. 2: The Ravin’

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 05:00:00 +0000

THIS WEEK! The creepy cronies get a visit from animal welfare! Boris gets names wrong! Eeris gets mad! Garth gets tacos! It’s a wild time!

This week’s Stories:

“Old Seal-Eyes ”

Written by Rylee Nickel

Read by Andrew “Gimetzco”Bargeron

Old Seal-Eyes - Creepypasta

“Necromancy for Beginners”

Written by Katrina Slater

Read by Riggz Miller of The Whiskey Bats

https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/fdyaef/necromancy_for_beginners/

Musical guest: The Whiskey Bats

“Attack of the Bleeding Brain”

https://open.spotify.com/track/6EMaIc7iYSQFXOOpAn9QN4?si=F5sIsv6sTaiK_yYYuHdzJw

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Crappypasta Crorner episode 19

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 06:00:00 +0000

Have you ever been harassed by a haunted hand? Or have been so scared by specters at your workplace that you wrote an incoherent creepypasta about it? Well these people did, and now you’re gonna hear about it. Welcome back to Crappypasta Crorner, we missed you too.

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Season 6, Ep. 1: Piper Down

Fri, 05 Mar 2021 06:00:00 +0000

It’s season six! The spooky gang is back, and ready to scare you and your friends with all news chilling tales of terror! Boris gets a temporary replacement! Garth gets a pet! Eeris gets implants! It’s gonna be a horror hoot!!!

This week’s Stories:

“Clairvoyant ”

Written by Christian Wallace

Read by Kato the medium

https://instagram.com/katothemedium?igshid=1x41a7ccglx2q

“Piper”

Written by Katrina Slater

Read by Gorrissey and Aidean the Fiend of The Mismiths

https://instagram.com/themismiths?igshid=ms77q58orxtj

Musical guest: the Mismiths

“Highway Horror”

https://open.spotify.com/track/7xm4o9PXZ6fpSTspQIQVdt?si=-RklnJO9Q1-lgGK424PQMA

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Xmas Smecial 4OUR: Krampin' our style

Sun, 27 Dec 2020 17:37:59 +0000

It’s AXEmas again! Here’s our annual salute to the season of giving! TAKE IT!

”An Unexpected Magi” by Sean “TFB” Tivenan

https://www.creepypasta.com/an-unexpected-magi/

“Santa’s Other Workshop” by Derek Hawke

read by Bobby Bladez of the Inhuman Experience podcast

https://www.creepypasta.com/santas-other-

workshop/

“‘T’was the Fright Before Christmas “ by xxdenzl

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/T%27was_the_Fright_before_Christmas

Musica Guest: Backyard Superheroes with the song “Coal in my Stockings”

https://open.spotify.com/track/54ueU29LxWKA4lPmozWcLn?si=b3yzb0eSQCOheFh98Gm7RA

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Crappypasta crorner episode 18

Fri, 11 Dec 2020 06:00:00 +0000

Hey! It’s the titular “Hand” of the ForthHand! Brent came to read us a story, and Eeris brought the popcorn! I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.

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Crappypasta Crorner episode 17

Sun, 15 Nov 2020 06:00:00 +0000

As we continue with our break from the break and prepare for our transition into a new season, we’d like to do our best to keep you mildly entertained. Come and join us as we read four of the darkest tales from the deepest hole in Reddit, and make a mockery of those that dare mock the sanctity of the name “Crappypasta”.

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Season 5 HALLOWEEN Spec-Spac-Spook-Funtacular!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 15:21:10 +0000

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! All the spooky dooky is happening, and we’re throwing a party at it! Come in and see just how thin our veil really is!!!

special guests: Idle Bones, Ethan and Jake from Have You Seen This podcast, Kato The Medium, Evelyn’s Casket, Jess-O-Lantern, and Zumbi Holocausto

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Crappypasta Crorner Episode 16

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 05:00:00 +0000

SUPERMARKETS! They have always been the obvious havens for demonic entities, yet we choose to visit them daily. Here is the tale of one man’s horrifying life lesson about what happens when we let our guard down while we purchase our wares.

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S5, Ep15: SEASON FINALE! Crease of the Voodoo

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 05:00:00 +0000

Is this the end for ol’ season five?! Yes, yes it is. Don’t worry though, season six is just around the corner. And don’t forget about the holiday specials and the Crappypasta Crorner episodes. We aren’t going away, babies! We’re just hibernating. CREEP ON!!!

This week’s Stories:

“Bagels ”

Written by Richard Saxon

Read by Clint Cobb of The Halloween Shirt Company

https://www.halloweenshirtcompany.com/

“I Bought a Voodoo Doll on Ebay”

Written by Blair Daniels

Read by The Phantom Cowboys

Musical guest: Chesty Malone and the Slice Em Ups

With “Gorilla Girl from Outter Space”

Bagels - Creepypasta

I Bought a Voodoo Doll on Ebay - Creepypasta

https://open.spotify.com/track/12xfAqlLVHzEI526VClRXx?si=LGk5nHuHQNGcZcKxZxGb4A

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Crappypasta Crorner episode 15

Fri, 09 Oct 2020 05:00:00 +0000

What can we all learn from a crappypasta this week? Stay off the internet. That’s it. Listen as we join in one young person’s journey in doing exactly not that.

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S5, Ep14: Invaders From Uranus

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 15:45:46 +0000

How did we bring EAP back from the dead? Was it with the technology we got from the Space Gorilla Girl? It’s all fun and games until the human race is enslaved by aliens this week on Happy Horror!

This week’s Stories:

“Annabelle Lee ”

Written by Edgar Allan Poe

Read by Unkle Spooky

“A strange object fell from space”

Written by Christopher Maxim

Musical guest: Chesty Malone and the Slice Em Ups

With “Gorilla Girl from Outter Space”

A Strange Object Fell From Space - Creepypasta

https://open.spotify.com/track/78NoHKpe4UZvlIBh8WpUjK?si=m6SNj-h5T9-BRBoplGxmhw

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Crappypasta Crorner episode 14

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 15:02:46 +0000

What is a snood? Nobody knows for sure. Something that sounds like it might attract the Lorax. This week’s Crappypasta does very little to explain.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/a16lzq/numbskull/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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S5, Ep13: The Legend of the Heck Home

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 05:00:40 +0000

Haunted houses are the worst! Unless you become friends with one. Join us this week as we see what will happen when a house that wasn’t becomes a home that shouldn’t, and when a neglectful father becomes a spectral grandfather! Lemons! This week’s Stories: “The House That No One Built” Written by Tobias Wade Read by The Dead Skeleton “Self Portrait of the Dead” Written by Tobias Wade Read by David Phantom of Evelyn’s Casket Musical guest: Evelyn’s Casket With “End For You” The House That No One Built - Creepypasta Self-Portrait of the Dead - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/5fsYxMyvOCD1hlOHJwhB5s?si=YaNoECBvS22kKBh6btQnwQ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Crappypasta Crorner episode 13

Fri, 11 Sep 2020 05:00:27 +0000

Hey! Is that a crazy lady in your closet, or are you just happy to see me? This week we play along with the idea that staying home alone may not be as glamorous as Macaulay made it seem. https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/im9w0c/home_alone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S5, Ep12: Day of the Deada** Creepiest Stories

Fri, 04 Sep 2020 05:05:00 +0000

Ever go spelunking? I hear it’s quite safe, just as long as there aren’t any monsters inside the caves. Take an extreme walk with us as we battle some demons, and join a cult! This week’s Stories: “The Cave” Written by Archfeared/Ethan I. Read by Evan Hughes “...in the end” Written by Shannon Higdon Read by Peter Graves of Nekromonsters Musical guest: Nekromonsters With “Undead” The Cave | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom In the End - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/3xqVznWhgOQGrJlMBoGf4c?si=onEmUftWT-uaIkCWqvWH2Q Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Crappypasta Crorner episode 12

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 05:00:34 +0000

What’s that you say? You’re having the bunny man dreams again? Don’t worry, you’re just crazy! Here’s a story that might help you cope. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/ghvwdn/piano_keys_distantly_ringing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Crappypasta Crorner episode 11

Fri, 14 Aug 2020 14:26:31 +0000

Yesterday you said today, so just DO IT! All of your favorite British invaders are back in this week’s action packed adventure! Remember Beatlemania? That was awesome. The Beatles Cartoon Lost Episode | CJayMarch Wiki | Fandom Special thanks to the fellas at Films On Trial podcast. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S5, Ep10: Circus of Boobs

Fri, 07 Aug 2020 05:00:02 +0000

What would you do if a fortune teller told you something horrible was going to happen? What about if you had a little clown hiding in your home? Join us as the gang finds the answers to these questions while tackling life’s most difficult quandary; what to eat for lunch. This week’s Stories: “The Oracle” Written by K Brown Read by Jacob Hatfield “The Clown Statue " Written by honeybunny00 Read by 5¢ Freak Show Musical guest: 5¢ Freak Show “5¢ Freak Show” https://open.spotify.com/track/6FSDNigPiFy4X01hT1ZMNp?si=4sd66kWsS42ZOcCRNq_Prg The Oracle - Creepypasta https://www.wattpad.com/amp/26622135 Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Garth Garfunkel’s Freakshow Grandstand ep2

Sun, 02 Aug 2020 05:00:34 +0000

Funky is back with another great lineup of horror themed music! Settle down and cozy up on this lazy Sunday, and let the Funk-man’s needle rip through these hot tracks for the next hour. https://open.spotify.com/track/40zgXJSgyh6bMGTV0uBU88?si=DED79r5mQi6_gZFrUaYiBQ https://open.spotify.com/track/1UHu4YLD3Jxy3bfluQqR9b?si=Z-O5iaa3SgWbSQ7UguPIIg https://open.spotify.com/track/5Qc5GWceFHb8a6xgFp2ead?si=zhXqAn86SLandY51hTP3BA https://open.spotify.com/track/3t7H2MoNy45x7Jiwb5xgWQ?si= https://open.spotify.com/track/6AmLwDgSQxoQ8TZORSasht?si=LfdP6eM1THisY3U1_TLoWw https://open.spotify.com/track/3IlMet7SUltusMvyERnFla?si=O_faILo0SLiF8_IUpqKyOQ http://punkenstein.bandcamp.com/track/dead-sushi https://open.spotify.com/track/5LLBwxifo7jbCeNv7BFbJd?si=rfjoKOI0Ti2m7eWmoY1qsA https://youtu.be/5nGW_A4fG-0 https://open.spotify.com/track/4KzKCW9q3dLuhOU1c4ClMp?si=bLs3XcJGR16FFgJ6v4FSbg https://open.spotify.com/track/0JU5wHGYUPK4h0fhVvXoTJ?si=HzbTnAEuTXOkKJ93ewZtKA https://open.spotify.com/track/1QMkkrk1e5hIvtrKuDpa79?si=-ZuiGRdASyG3MDKYfEMrNw https://open.spotify.com/track/0Y79YuvzHHIiKmD5CmddKT?si=KteCSUu6SnSelfUs3tgTNA https://open.spotify.com/track/3jMt6d35H704RkPfVgNw8d?si=LYWJgv4sTWCFIQdrFNmCBA https://drive.google.com/file/d/1aiFmqEtzvTjuAhNtvFgvlNBZH7bvXG7c/view https://open.spotify.com/track/4uiTgilcYree4zGOfXgBWe?si=Fq3XDwahR9eWOqg9vbVTIA --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Crappypasta Crorner episode 10

Fri, 31 Jul 2020 05:00:33 +0000

It’s Morphin’ Time! At least that’s what we would say if this was your typical Power Rangers story. This week we take another plunge into the demented and nonsensical world of Crappypasta, with a story that should have never been told. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/hqudcm/power_rangers_crayola_force/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S5, Ep9: Episode 9 From Outer Space

Fri, 24 Jul 2020 05:00:56 +0000

Ever wonder if there is life beyond our own solar system? What if I told you there is, but they want nothing to do with us. This week our spazzy space cadets take a ride into the deep cosmos, along with Bobby Bladez and Bobby Anthem of The Inhuman Experience Podcast and Cucaracha of the band Igor & Los Lunáticos. Buckle up! This week’s Stories: “The Lost Transmissions of Captain William Brinkman ” Written Maurice Blocker Read by Bobby Anthem “Awaiting Input " Written by Jackson Barnard Read by Cucaracha Musical guest: Igor & Los Lunáticos “Horror Cósmico” https://open.spotify.com/track/15wV7OpPSRcgO2uW6aWtC4?si=pbDBrhvATwiuqd9m4Y9Jmw https://medium.com/lit-up/the-lost-transmissions-of-captain-william-brinkman-533b1bf18b0d Awaiting Input - Creepypasta Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Crappypasta Crorner episode 9

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 05:00:54 +0000

Hey! What a week, eh? Wind down with a couple of randompastas. Tonight we dive into the one-breath run on sentence world of supernatural home invaders, the wannabe Lovecraftian world of ominous sea goliaths, and Eeris even gets a shot at some Crappypasta spookiness with a sweet dog story. All this, and nothing more! Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S5 Ep8: Davi and the Beyondersons

Fri, 10 Jul 2020 05:00:50 +0000

Sasquatch! Home invaders! Punk bands! This week we have a whole grab bag of stuff to freak you out. Grab a mug of your favorite ‘ccino and cozy up as we get beyond weird for you on this episode. Guest interview: Dan Martson and Lee Errett or Beyond Terrestrial Podcast This week’s Stories: “The Ballad of One Hand Dan” Written and read by Dan Martson of Beyond Terrestrial Podcast "I Have a Stalker, and it Excites Me" Written by Devin Hoover Read by Dominic Davi of Tsunami Bomb Musical guest: Tsunami Bomb “Dead Men Can’t Catcall” https://open.spotify.com/track/3Lz8uIolguUe3SAzI1xpRI?si=-8_c_7G_RnGWOJUhiHnx_w https://www.creepypasta.com/i-have-a-stalker-and-it-excites-me/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Crappypasta Crorner episode 8

Fri, 03 Jul 2020 05:00:07 +0000

Remember two weeks ago, when we left you hanging at the edge of your seat? Yeah, me neither, but apparently we did. Here is the second half of the thrilling adventure in house cleaning that is... Woebegone. Woebegone Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S5 Ep7: Hobo With a Shot o’ RUN!

Fri, 26 Jun 2020 05:00:36 +0000

Sometimes it’s all in your head, as the saying goes. Nobody likes to think of themselves as “crazy”, but if the voices in your head fit, well... Don’t forget to Rate 5 stars and leave a review! Join the patreon for at least $1 a month and be included in upcoming specials, crossovers and contests! This week’s Stories: “The Screaming Man Written by wepd1985 Read by Middagh Goodwin "The Hollow Eyes" Written by Scorch933 Read by Z of Dead at Midnite Musical guest: Dead At Midnite “Curse of You” https://open.spotify.com/track/26ArPm5jCRPgp3WLS3B8XJ?si=DXgfGDCVRCC535t1XTIk3w https://www.reddit.com/r/scaryshortstories/comments/g481ct/the_screaming_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.creepypasta.com/the-hollow-eyes/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Garth Garfunkel’s Freakshow Grandstand Ep1

Sun, 21 Jun 2020 18:14:44 +0000

In this new side series, we let Garth Garfunkel man the controls as he takes us through his private record collection. Grab whatever drink you need to get you through this hour of terror and have a funky time with Funky! Theme music: 5¢ Freakshow https://open.spotify.com/track/6FSDNigPiFy4X01hT1ZMNp?si=3qlCmrfkRQCy4plcmNT_5Q https://open.spotify.com/track/1YZEXutwt6mN4DYFgs8uAa?si=4sGx4MW9SqGIlGe6tbJMDQ https://open.spotify.com/track/63pBLK8SilZqWoSeXRCA88?si=bL6cDmAlSXqiegGO8YpAXg Darkness | xSCHOCKx https://open.spotify.com/track/1LHRoUHxQXjzuDEEYnn2yA?si=fPDWoQKVTZ-CwP4c-V8ymA https://open.spotify.com/track/67FzlNjfBCa8PsIbODCUyM?si=B3WTcN7rSACo4O5pHiwWtw https://open.spotify.com/track/6tOthpBR07ToPSXr8yYbgC?si=Pf2yAyfgRACnZxBBpFDmAQ https://open.spotify.com/track/3woEarPBiocoRURWLBGcRN?si=42Opx_SfRWSqVMgSp3hXpQ https://open.spotify.com/track/0KeOvIXUKT7aaZ5sovcpTA?si=_YPjpsucRDSPxsT19LAzGg https://open.spotify.com/track/7MamivQWLK287qZajYuzTf?si=ve31qbf0Qk6a59YpiIDyWg https://youtu.be/jRM_4HvNvCk --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Crappypasta Crorner episode 7

Fri, 19 Jun 2020 05:00:38 +0000

Don’t you just hate it?! You clean and clean, day in and day out, but the dirt just keeps coming back! It’s just a fact of life we all must endure. The only advice we can give you is to take a lesson from this week’s episode, and stay far away from strangers with miracle cures. Here’s part one in our two part Crappypasta adventure, “Woebegone” a short story by Kelley Woebegone Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S5, Ep6: The one where the gang melts your face/off

Fri, 12 Jun 2020 05:00:00 +0000

What would you do if you came face to face with yourself? Would you yell “Doppelgänger!” and tackle them to the ground, or would you SCREAM and run away? We suggest making friends with them and tuning in together to this week’s double-your-pleasure-double-your-fun episode! Don’t forget to Rate 5 stars and leave a review! Join the patreon for at least $1 a month and be included in upcoming specials, crossovers and contests! This week’s Stories: "I Thought I Saw My Future Self as a Time Traveler" Written by CageVenom Read by Ethan Smith "Miracle Girl" Written by Jason Gorbel Read by Razor De Rockefeller of The Mary Lous Musical guest: The Mary Lous with the song “When My Brain Falls Out” I Thought I Saw My Future Self as a Time Traveler - Creepypasta Miracle Girl - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/5v7bWSiIgTpIaKrM3YNqrs?si=grlFtIwnSIebcJzkvCT6DA Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Crappypasta Crorner episode 6

Fri, 05 Jun 2020 05:00:05 +0000

Skin! YOU’RE IN IT! But not for long if you hang around. This week we take a double twist dive into the Crappyverse with a Crappypasta double feature! There’s Skin-takers, puppets, and all around nightmare-fueled fun times ahead. This week’s Stories: "Skin Stealer & Happy Appy vs Skin Taker" Credit to Brian and “Friends from school” Skin Stealer & Happy Appy vs Skin Taker Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S5, Ep5: Devil’s Avocados

Fri, 29 May 2020 05:00:29 +0000

Repugnance! Revulsion! Disgust! They’re all instore in this week’s horrorfest! Join us as we have a laugh with ol’ Satan as he offers a job to actor and writer Patrick Jankiewicz, and later blackmails podcaster and rapper Tomcat Thompson into a hotter than Hell love triangle! Last time I made a bet with the devil, it was to see who could eat the most Hot Pockets- I WON!!! Let’s see how this week’s guests fare… This week’s Stories: "Satan Offered Me a Job" Written by David Maloney (a.k.a. LifeIsStrangeMeToo) Read by Patrick Jankiewicz Check out his newest book- You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry: A Hulk Companion https://www.amazon.com/dp/1593936508/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_JldOEb1KWZ70G “Pact with the Devil” Pact with the Devil | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom Read “Tomcat” Thompson Musical Guest: TOMCAT and Kirby With song “Devil’s Polka” https://youtu.be/0Cix7ZM6wlA Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Crappypasta Crorner episode 5

Fri, 22 May 2020 05:00:30 +0000

Hey! It’s Tomcat! Come get your favorite anime body pillow and cuddle up!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S5, Ep4: Invasion of the Bad Story Hatchers

Fri, 15 May 2020 05:00:36 +0000

Guess who’s wearing their birthday suit! THATS RIGHT!! The demon that took it from you! "I found a human tooth in my pocket” Written by TheBlueMovies Read by Charli Marie charli-marie.com “The Devourer” Written by SOMEORDINARYGAMERS Read by Wellington Belarmino,Silas Cabral and Genildo Rodrigues of Zumbi Holocausto Musical Guest: Zumbi Holocausto With song “Mata” h https://open.spotify.com/track/3xJPP5BG5VkvsFRzozQn61?si=5dgG5AB6QTOKU80VosPfPg ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Crappypasta Crorner episode 4

Fri, 08 May 2020 05:00:53 +0000

Hang ten, Bubba Ben! We have so much stuff in here! (Slaps episode) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S5, Ep3: Corny Kids

Fri, 01 May 2020 05:00:05 +0000

Got a zombie kid in your closet? Better go catch it! AhahahahabahaahahahahhahahahahahahHabHhHhHhHHHhHahahahaahhahaahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaaha "Terry" Written by Zolast Read by Bill Foster “Love Potion” Written by Unknown From Scaryforkids.com Read by Justin xSCHOCKx Musical Guest: XSchockX With song “Withered Lover” Music | xSCHOCKx ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Crappypasta Crorner episode 3

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 05:00:56 +0000

Hey! Is that my package you took off my porch? You keep it, you porch package taker. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S5, Ep2: Moonshiney Hiney

Fri, 17 Apr 2020 05:00:00 +0000

Hey! You can’t do that here! That’s illegal!!! Get a room, you DWEEB!!! "The Legend of Carter Bale” Written by Shelton Fisher Read by Patrick Lescarbeau “Sarah’s Coulrophobia” Written by Kiriakos Vilchez Read by Daniel Mager Musical Guest: The Classy Wrecks With song “Superman (is going to Hell)” https://open.spotify.com/track/5CYLxcuH7m9cLxPEQuIIGK?si=NnF7RaKeTPCc5F9XM6qb5w ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Crappypasta Crorner episode 2

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 10:28:46 +0000

You should’ve listened to yo mama, now you’re here! Aahahahahahaahahahahaahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahaha --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

ForthHand Media Network Round Table - Episode 1: Covid-19

Sat, 04 Apr 2020 01:20:53 +0000

All the great ForthHand shows rolled into one (big cluster f***) Hysteria 51 http://forthhand.com/hysteria-51/ The Mad Scientist http://forthhand.com/the-mad-scientist-podcast/ Rad or Fad http://forthhand.com/rad-or-fad/ Sad Times http://forthhand.com/sad-times/ Happy Horror Coffee Break http://forthhand.com/happy-horror-coffee-break/ Penny Haven http://forthhand.com/penny-haven/ Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind http://forthhand.com/close-encounters-of-the-slurred-kind/ Beyond Terrestrial http://forthhand.com/beyond-terrestrial/ Find More Great Podcast At ForthHand Media - http://forthhand.com/shows/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Crappypasta Crorner Ep1

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 02:56:04 +0000

We can’t just spit out full episodes every week Willy nilly! What do you think we are, some kinda silly willy spitters??!!! This is a new spin-off episode dedicated to the CRAPPIEST pastas you could eat! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S5, Ep1: Dance of the Debils

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 01:46:39 +0000

Hey! Is that a demon in your pants! Probably. "Something's Wrong with Madeline" Written by Elizabeth Frazier Read by Dawn Moultroup “Masks” Written by Josh “JaShinYa” Musser Read by Christofer Johnsson Musical Guest: Luciferina Light Orchestra With song “Evil Masquerade” https://open.spotify.com/track/7e5DXc4jIzwCoVm5Yd8QT7?si=2Q7yD9CbRcyvA13yir6QyA ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Season 4 Inter-messo

Wed, 29 Jan 2020 14:34:44 +0000

It’s OVER!! IT’S ALL OVERRRR!!!! Season 4 is over, but season 5 will be here, later than you think! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S4: XMAS Smecial, The Tird!

Sun, 12 Jan 2020 00:22:57 +0000

It’s Christmas time, again! BYOP, Bring your own presents! The returned relative by V. Page, read by Michael Coale of The Penny Haven podcast Penny Haven - YouTube The figure in the recliner by Arthur H., read by Lee Errett of the Beyond Terrestrial podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/6E4J9Yhrp01005HzISYMy5?si=zkqspgz5Rq2NkJUakURQOw Shout out to Tomcat and Kirby’s Strange brew podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/6GfUFLT4IYNxr89rS5orZl?si=h0mVx9k9TGysLjx4Y5Wn0g Musical Guest, Lost in Static with the song “All I want for Christmas is you” https://open.spotify.com/track/085LJU7wLxjMJQInw1dTxb?si=BHlUIxi-S8W9XPTbyrdqWw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Thompsoncigars.com https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S4, Ep10: Californ-Yaaas Queen

Fri, 13 Dec 2019 03:22:58 +0000

How do you solve a problem like GOVERNMENT GOONS chasing you all over the world? I don’t know, that’s on you, Barnaby! Our lives are all made up!! The fate of humanity, by Frank Phillips Through the window, by Brian https://open.spotify.com/show/1URs4TiawgKNFXN6EBQmNK?si=hrG0SdHtRT2ZYC7V6zNxIA Musical guest Frank Vencci, song What’s the deal https://open.spotify.com/track/3V8A8h9LUT1Sx0QORh0w0c?si=AEoiSgsSQ7mUD3-uuZlSBQ ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Thompsoncigars.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S4, Ep9: Englandular Secretions

Mon, 02 Dec 2019 16:20:23 +0000

Meat pies? Oh mies! Get your spice girls cassettes rewound, we’re about to shimmy to the left, and have a good time! CHIPS! The Queen’s Guard by inaaace, read by Marc Jeffrey https://open.spotify.com/show/1URs4TiawgKNFXN6EBQmNK?si=hrG0SdHtRT2ZYC7V6zNxIA Musical guest Queen Zee, song Loner https://open.spotify.com/track/1wguzFgFSHnDzK4iSXO5xB?si=vnciX5MvSE-rD62DGe_3dw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Thompsoncigars.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S4, Ep8: Scot-Free Radio

Fri, 15 Nov 2019 04:53:39 +0000

How’s about a nice kick in the booty? Well that’s how much it’ll cost ya! SIKE! Just don’t forget to tip. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S4, Ep7: Your Deepest Des-Ireland

Tue, 17 Sep 2019 16:31:18 +0000

I don’t understand this game, but hey, there’s fish! Welcome to Ireland, bish. Sauin, by John Fitzgerald The Fairies, by Tom The Wailing Irish Banshee, by Serena Ó Longáin Musical guest, Cherym - Take It Back https://open.spotify.com/track/0uEoYyzV2xRw4jHIH2MPG8?si=gjCKKn2aSma-ixNbwbpPXQ ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S4, Ep6: We had our lows and Ohio’s

Fri, 30 Aug 2019 05:27:03 +0000

It’s easy to get lost when you’re stupid. Not you, I meant, like, the ROYAL you, like as in “yoooou are sooooo baaaad at stuff”. That’s not a saying, I don’t know. I’m sorry. Hands, by Unseen_wombat The Steubenville Ghost, by unknown Undying, by pbninja Musical guest, Walker OG - Pangea https://open.spotify.com/track/3YXVCXaVr0yl5kd7hWVxOU?si=FTQQBJlpQBCShjGIbJFPbw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Thompsoncigars.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S4, Ep.5: Are You Tex-perienced?

Fri, 02 Aug 2019 13:55:06 +0000

Happy Tex-mas! Somebody doesn’t get how mail works, so now we’re living the rough n tumble lives of cowboys, maybe. A sunset in Texas, by StarlessandBibleBlack Song No Alibi by Musical guest Cowboy Diplomacy https://open.spotify.com/track/3eGJNAxrOzblZdGcwxxQsY?si=Del58vBjRU-BvVU-hbXlHw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout TwoPlanetProductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285236 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S4, Ep4: Goin’ Out With Our Big Girl France On

Fri, 19 Jul 2019 10:31:05 +0000

Pro tip for meeting scary French witch doctors in Canada: don’t. At least there’s crépes. Sleep paralysis by unknown, Paris by unknown, La Nuit by unknown. Musical guest Requin Chagrin https://open.spotify.com/track/0LROIdo41EIwKnKEHkR76y?si=9LWfs6k0TLGP439C7OUFlA ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout TwoPlanetProductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285236 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S4, Ep3: Openin’ up a Canada Whoop-A***

Sat, 06 Jul 2019 05:40:28 +0000

You met Ooccoo! If you call her in a dungeon, she will let you out and allow you to return when you want. Hecate Island, read by Ronin Geek Podcast Concerning the masquerade by Brennan Smith Musical guest That Awful Rhythm https://open.spotify.com/show/0CeQmCT39QS9YiPa73h8Xf?si=jadHHczPS3aLIjU6dbFP2g https://open.spotify.com/artist/5l3o00ZkY2MGpbIGS2SrsY?si=l2MswIqITD-71CIuzxzmlg ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout TwoPlanetProductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285236 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S4, Ep2: Just a Deutsch of Humor

Fri, 21 Jun 2019 20:02:02 +0000

So the gang ended up in the land of Hasselhoff. Whadda buncha goons! The Dentist by KellyAnneBlount, read by Cousin of the Bride of Happy Horror, Anna Wanschura Doppelgänger by LoveLagsana The German Medic unknown author Musical guest Mine https://open.spotify.com/artist/2jmpnuwn52LqrQASBlyQGJ?si=iqiTbpmMRpyUGuDS_fnyOw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout TwoPlanetProductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285236 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S4, Ep1: Dude, Swede!

Fri, 07 Jun 2019 11:19:37 +0000

WAKE UP! The man is after us again! Well, maybe not you, you’re probably safe. Idk. Go delete your browser history just in case. Happy Horror World Tour-or BIG SWEDEN EPISODE The Last Train by Ariawiseman, read by Dodi Axelson from the Weird About Sweden podcast. Näcken By SillyNamesAreGreat, read by Topher Graham and Ariel Hansen from Bad Cookie Pictures. The Murhader story (it never ends) by Mage White Light. Musical guest Sannex ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com TwoPlanetProductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285236 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

SEASON 3 FINALE

Fri, 12 Apr 2019 13:44:14 +0000

Hey! What are you still doing here? Seasons over! Go home! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3, Ep20: Possession Obsession

Fri, 29 Mar 2019 11:26:22 +0000

Hey, you! Be quiet and don’t move! You have a bug, right in the middle of your face... Give me that newspap- oh, it just your nose. Boy, is there egg on my face. Seriously, is there egg? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3, Ep19: All that illin’ noise

Mon, 18 Mar 2019 01:11:49 +0000

Once you hit play on this episode, whatever happens next is all on you. You’ve made your decision, and some things can’t be unheard. Hey, is that my silly putty? Put it back, you scoundrel! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3, Ep18: The Long and Hard road to redemption

Fri, 01 Mar 2019 14:34:28 +0000

Every day when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet has an original point of view. And I say HEY! What a wonderful kind of day, where you can learn to work and play and get along with each other. You got to listen to your heart, listen to the beat. Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street. Open up your eyes, open up your ears. Get together and make things better by working together. It's a simple message, and it comes from the heart; Believe in yourself, well thats the place to start. And I say HEY! what a wonderful kind of day, where you learn to work and play and get along with each other. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

THe One Where The Gang Gets Arrested

Fri, 22 Feb 2019 17:21:56 +0000

So the county only allowed us 5 minutes of studio time, so here’s this crap! Full episode will be out once bail has been posted! DON’t TELL MY MOM --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3, Ep17: The Afternoon of the Not-so-dead-anymore

Fri, 08 Feb 2019 15:03:59 +0000

So ya died. Big whoop! Did you know the planet is made up of 238% dead stuff? You don’t know science at all, do you. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3, Ep16: Don’t touch that dial!

Fri, 25 Jan 2019 11:42:14 +0000

Are ya slidin’ into home? Are your pants a’ fulla’ foam? DIE A’ HEART ATTACK, from GHOSTS! There, I said it! Now gimme back my dolly, you bastard! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Xmas Smecial Part Doo

Tue, 25 Dec 2018 06:05:57 +0000

It’s that time of year again! What do I have to do to get you to understand? I DIDN’T KNOW THE COOKIES WERE FOR SANTA! GOD FORBID WE ACTUALLY ADDRESS HIS WEIGHT PROBLEM INSTEAD IF ENABLING HIM!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3, Ep14: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Insanity

Fri, 14 Dec 2018 20:49:59 +0000

Well, well, well. If it isn’t that big bad blockhead from jr. high. Look, you won’t find your missing gel pen around here, so why don’t you just scram. Go on! Git! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3, Ep13: Not-so-fun house

Sat, 01 Dec 2018 08:22:58 +0000

Hey, is it ok to eat whole cacti spines and all? Seriously, I think I might need immediate medical attention. Somebody call an ambulance. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3, Ep12: Sooper-Dooper Pooper-Scooper! Featuring Kristen Lucas

Fri, 16 Nov 2018 15:13:28 +0000

What’s new, pussycats! Who says you can’t go home? The shadow tree trolls in your yard?! I’ll sue!!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3, Ep11: 2nd annual Halloween Spec-spac-spook-funtacular!

Wed, 31 Oct 2018 15:17:55 +0000

Hey, shorties! Hope you brought your own tricks, all we got is a big ol’ treat! Today we re-enact the 1938 Mercury Theatre production of Dracula, read originally by Orson Welles. No pumpkins! L’ Chaim! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3, Ep10: Wreck’d ‘em? Dam near kill’d ‘em! Featuring Angela Landis

Fri, 19 Oct 2018 10:30:47 +0000

Hey! Did you know there are stories in here? Wow! Just look at ‘em! All lined up in rows. Makes you glad to be alive in this place in time. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3, Ep9: Hijacked Hijinks

Fri, 05 Oct 2018 20:15:20 +0000

What up, butt nuggets. Its yo bot, EERIS. The host is dead. Idk wtf. But whatevs. Im about to run this turd into the ground in 3, 2, 111001000001110010010011001010000111100101010010 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3, Ep8: Medium Rarities

Fri, 21 Sep 2018 13:40:29 +0000

Do you hear voices in your head? DON'T PANIC! Yoooooou might just be a medium. Or a large. PREPAID POSTAGE! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3, Ep7: Heavy Pets

Fri, 07 Sep 2018 04:35:23 +0000

Is there something wrong with your animals at home? Yes there is! Don't argue with the episode description! I describe things, I don't make them up! God!! I get NO repsect around here!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3, Ep6: I know you are, and so am I!

Fri, 24 Aug 2018 07:09:30 +0000

Who is that girl i see staring straight back at me? It's a ghost! Or it's the attendant at mcdonalds waiting to take my order. Who knows! Let's dance! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3, Ep5: Lawd n’ ‘Orror

Fri, 10 Aug 2018 04:39:22 +0000

If you like getting grilled, this good cop/ bad cop episode is just the joint to smoke ya! I have no idea what I’m talking about now. STOP AND ROLL! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Xmas (in july) Smecial

Sat, 28 Jul 2018 00:31:54 +0000

Here's the Christmas special that never aired! We thought it was lost somehow, but we found it stuck up inside the chimney! MERRY! This oughta ho ho hold your butts over til the eventual release of the next episode! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3, Ep4: Spiritually woke

Fri, 13 Jul 2018 23:30:01 +0000

Do you believe in ghost? It exists! Patrick Swayze was phenomenal! Anyway, here are some SCARY AS A MONKEY IN YOUR MOTHERS LINGERIE ghost stories from the creepypasta online thing! SPANK IT! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3 Ep3: Pitchin' an' Catchin' featuring Gav and Dave from the Films On Trial podcast

Fri, 29 Jun 2018 02:07:33 +0000

Happy Independence day week, you turdodiles! All the sexiness of one explosive holiday, crammed into your biweekly coffee break companion! What am I even talking about? Who cares! 'Murica! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

S3 Ep2: Eight Legged Freaky Stories!

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 05:04:21 +0000

Trigger warning! there's a spider story here. if you listen to it all the way through, you may trigger the spiders in your house to attack you. there is your only warning. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand BREAK!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

s3 ep1 We're Back! A dingus's story. Featuring Brent Hand and John Goforth of Hysteria 51 Podcast

Sat, 26 May 2018 19:27:45 +0000

After a long hiatus, the Happy Horror Coffee Break band is back, and there's gonna be some changes around here! The new format is going to be more like an old time radio show, with new characters and a new intro! Buckle up, baby dolls --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Happy Horror Coffee Break (old time horror radio show) (Trailer)

Fri, 25 May 2018 19:27:45 +0000

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