Marc and JD: The Podcast

Cereal Killers

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 16:34:45 +0000

HOLY SHIT....AFTER ALMOST A YEAR AND A HALF THEY ARE BACK.

If you wanna know why, you gotta listen. That, and more (ya know, movies, food, shit you don't care about, etc.

Fuck Florida

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 12:05:41 +0000

JD Says goodbye to Florida in this episode! That's right, he's moving again!

But also, Marc talks about his trip to Pigeon Forge and his visit to Buc-EEs, too many Walking Dead shows, why are Rambo and Rocky sequels not even close to the originals.... and MORE!

Sorry for the poor audio dropouts on this one, couldnt help it!

Titanic Assholes

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 12:42:43 +0000

Yep, that title is about right. Over 2 weeks after this was recorded, we finally remembered to post it as a podcast. Blame Marc for that one.

Anyway, on this episode these assholes talk about price matching, politics, baseball and of course (it was still relevant when we talked about it), Oceangate! And why are people obsessed with the Titanic anyway?

Anyway, come crashing to the bottom to the ocean with us on this one.

If It Was Broken, You'd Know It

Tue, 23 May 2023 10:45:00 +0000

We've all heard that from our parents, but how true is it? Marc and JD talk about (not) breaking bones, horrible early 2000s action movie editing, CSI Miami, and a weird puppet show on USA. I mean, what the hell else do you expect? Buckle up, only 10 more to 100!

Your Potato Salad Sucks

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 11:00:00 +0000

Its been MONTHS since the last episode but they are back! Marc had COVID, then long COVID....and then he is just a lazy fuck so who knows.

In this one they talk about how terrible all potato salads are, how dumb it is to boycott Bud Light and the Ryan Meetup!

DIE-Hop - The International House of DEATH

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 14:21:34 +0000

It's episode 88, so what better time to talk about the time Marc almost died after eating IHOP? They also talk about a bunch of weird, WEIRD things, like salad dressings, white castle, waffle house, IMPACT wrestling, the movie theater that used to be in our local mall....SO MUCH!

This Christmas....We Gave You Another Podcast

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 11:30:00 +0000

Marc is REALLY late uploading this one, but here it is! The Marc and JD Christmas episode.

Well, they don't really talk about Christmas, but instead talk about the most REWATCHABLE (not BEST) movies of all time, the failure that is Black Adam and the future of the DCEU and who they would cast to make the most money in a movie and...more?! It's a HUGE movie episode so if you're a TV guy, this isn't the episode for you.

2 Grumps 1 Pod

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 14:20:37 +0000

Listen to the 2 grumps as they talk about what makes em grumpy, the future of the Baseball HOF, Marc being replaced with a dog, and Jim almost dying!

This is an EXTRA LONG episode, its like 2 for the price of 1!

Teenage Dirtbags

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 14:36:37 +0000

Episode 85 is a trip down memory lane. Marc talks about Hu's name he can't remember, they show their high school yearbook photos, Jim drives a Ford Belarus, BERTFERVE jerseys, Marc and his visors, and MORE!

The Complete Works of Marc and JD

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 12:22:20 +0000

I promise this title makes more sense when you listen to this episode. And when you do, you'll hear the guys talk about the return of Blink 182(spoiler, Marc doesnt like the new song), why some serial killers become more famous than others, cowpunk? and goober & the peas (!?)

The Amityville NORMAL House

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 12:15:35 +0000

Marc and JD are sick of these damn Amityville movies, they discover there's EVEN MORE since the last time they talked about them, way back in episode 38! Wait a minute, this is episode 83.....WHATS GOING ON HERE!?

Also they talk about Brett Favre (bertferve), going to "Comic-Con's", and of course, a black mermaid!

Sad Michael Jackson

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 13:13:05 +0000

The guys are back! They escaped that cult and Marc has a lot of things to share about his vacation he took to Niagara Falls. Bad wax museums, eating at an applebees and....maple syrup and weed? Just listen, because it makes a lot more sense.

If you want to see the pictures of the wax museum, check out Marc and JDs Facebook or Youtube!

Let's Join A Cult!

Thu, 09 Jun 2022 13:14:04 +0000

Or not...unless the food is good. This week the guys talk about a wedding that served fried chicken, the time Marc ate the top of his wedding cake, Kirk Cameron homeschooling your kids and MORE!

Mega Pints For Everyone

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 11:33:16 +0000

Except for Amber Heard of course! Marc and JD are talking about the trial of the decade (so far)! Also, talking about baseball, the whole Joc Pederson/Tommy Pham/Mike Trout fantasy football situation and the whole AEW MJF situation.

F*CK Ezra Miller

Thu, 19 May 2022 13:34:12 +0000

Yeah...so this episode starts with 35 minutes of sports but by the end the guys have gone all around the place. If you haven't noticed by the title, the guys talk about their extreme dislike of Ezra Miller again. Also, more wrestling talk, and what's the best direct to DVD/video movie you've ever seen?

Aggressively Mediocre

Thu, 05 May 2022 11:00:00 +0000

They're not just mediocre, they're AGGRESSIVELY mediocre and will continuously tell you about it.

Also they talk about Amber Turd, the worst pizza JDs ever eaten and fast food chains removing vowels from their names! Pretty soon this will just be the MRC ND JD PDCST.

The Drunk Depot - More Drinking, Less Doing

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 12:31:34 +0000

The guys are BACK after a spring break (and a Marc illness [NOT COVID]). JD has a lot to talk about including not getting his change at McDonald's and his "billion dollar idea".

SPOILER ALERT: Marc thinks its a terrible idea.

Keep Our Names Out Your F**KIN MOUTH

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 12:48:27 +0000

Wow, you know we just HAD to talk about the slap.

But you know what we learned? We aren't the biggest fan of Will Smith movies in general. We also talk about new WWE HOF inductees, Jackass Forever and the crazy amount of dick on screen, and the fantastic Harley Quinn animated series.

We went hard this week!

SPORTS!

Thu, 17 Mar 2022 14:37:31 +0000

This is a SPORTS heavy episode! I mean, doesn't the title give it away? The guys pay tribute to the Bad Guy, Scott Hall, but they also talk WWE in general, baseball, MMA and even football!

I told you it was a SPORTS episode.

...Featuring Dave Grohl On Drums!

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 13:20:04 +0000

We wish. But yeah, Dave Grohl is all over the place and the guys get to that (and dumbass conspiracies that he killed Kurt), eventually. But not before talking about Marc's adventure in the Sam's Club Parking Lot and Baseball! Oh, and reggaeton!

Pain Heals, Chicks Dig Scars, Marc and JD....Last Forever

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 14:16:59 +0000

We almost named this episode We Don't Talk About Putin...but neither of us want to get shot or poisoned. We definitely didnt talk about him though, but we did talk about Hard Mountain Dew (JD tries all the flavors!), JD dealing with his kids bus and more!

The Assassination of Pete Davidson by the Coward Kanye West

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 13:09:34 +0000

Yes, we know that's a long title. But, it's true. Pete Davidson is being destroyed by Kanye for no reason. We talk about that, and because this was recorded immediately after the Super Bowl, a lot of football! Including that Joe Namath is the MOST OVERRATED QB of all time. We both agree on this one. That, and more!

Better Yourself and Have Happiness

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 13:59:39 +0000

Marc and JD are starting a self-help podcast? Wait....that doesn't sound right at all.

JD did better himself and is trying to find happiness....maybe it is right? You'll have to listen and find out!

Grill Masters of the Universe

Thu, 03 Feb 2022 13:40:29 +0000

It's Episode 69 (nice).

Marc and JD talk about Marc's passive aggressive mailman, and JD goes ALL IN on people who can't grill. That, and more!

Mom's Ketchup Spaghetti

Thu, 20 Jan 2022 17:45:20 +0000

JDs got covid but he's still well enough to record! Well mostly, sorry for the coughs in this one. But they talk about hobby lobby, Marvel and DC movies that are too long and weird shit we used to eat as kids!

Stone Mountain - It's Like Mount Rushmore But Racist

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 11:30:00 +0000

JD thought he went to Mount Rushmore as a kid, but it turns out....he did not.

Also on this episode, we talk about the ultimate fighter, how there are 21 seasons of the voice and we can't name a winner, and more!

A Meat You Can't Sweat Out

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 13:36:19 +0000

This is the last episode recorded from NC before he moves!

So what do they talk about? Well, Marc yells at JD for holding on to shit he should sell, and also spends way too much time telling a story about a Brazilian steakhouse. And says the word meat, a lot.

This one is extra long, but worth it!

Accidentally Aborted

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 12:55:41 +0000

We COULD just tell you what this episode is about here in this little space, but that would just give it away. The title is a hint of 1 thing we talk about, but also Conservative Zero AGAIN and was MARC AT THAT PARTY OR NOT!?

Marc and JD and the Prisoner of Artsakh

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 14:40:15 +0000

Look, in order for this title to make sense you just have to listen, ok? I can't possibly explain it here in this short text blurb.

We talk about if theres a Dollar Tree christmas book this year, the worst top 10 female singer list ever made, the No Way Home trailer....and more!

It's A Mad Mad Astroworld

Mon, 15 Nov 2021 15:32:00 +0000

Marc and JD spend a lot of time talking about how awful Travis Scott is, and how fucked up Astroworld, how fucked up celebrity culture is, how fucked up a lot of thing are! It's a fucked up kinda week!

Nia Jax Is Fired!

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 12:47:17 +0000

Yeah, you read that correctly. She's finally fired! We talk about the massive FOURTH WAVE of WWE releases (but not til about 50 minutes in!), but also Marc's trip to Vermont, the Braves winning the World Series, the Morbius trailer, AA RON lying about being vaccinated, why they hate Halloween and Marc's Google reviews!

Marc and JD Get Defunded

Mon, 25 Oct 2021 11:37:25 +0000

Is it possible to get defunded if you weren't even funded in the first place?

Probably not, but this week Marc and JD talk about morons trying to defund private media companies, favorite kinds of pizza, they watch a few trailers together and Marc got a weird package sent to his house!

Marc and JD Escape the Undertaker

Fri, 15 Oct 2021 13:02:18 +0000

Join Marc and JD as they play (watch?) the Netflix game (movie?) Escape the Undertaker.

They also talk about pooping next to your spouse and how many employees do you need to run a McDonalds?

This better is better WITH VIDEO! Watch on our Facebook, www.facebook.com/MarcandJD

Marc and JD Get Banned on Twitter

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 12:58:41 +0000

Yeah, that's right. These guys were BANNED on Twitter! And for what! A totally nothing tweet.

Anyway, these guys also play something called Actor Roulette and why Marc hates companies making everything Pink in October.

Spruce Springsteen and the Elm Street Band

Mon, 27 Sep 2021 12:07:24 +0000

The guys TRIED to talk about Gabby Petito, but ended up spending way too much time not talking about Gabby Petito while trying to talk about Gabby Petito. Yeah, it'll make sense when you listen to it.

Also, Spruce Springsteen! And Marc and JD both sing! What more could you want!

The FreeDumb Phone

Mon, 20 Sep 2021 13:25:27 +0000

Freedom is calling, you better answer! Just make sure you got your FREEDUMB phone, not made in China at all!

But before they talk about the freedumb phone, there's some weird ass sexual tips video they need to share with you. Get your grapefruits ready!

The Val Kilmer Episode

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 15:23:55 +0000

The guys have watched Val on Amazon Prime and have a lot to say about the life and career of Val Kilmer.

Also, they talk about dumbass MLB Network hosts, Bishop Sycamore and so much more!

CM Punk Returns! (the livewatch)

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 13:26:42 +0000

CM Punk is the BEST IN THE WORLD. So naturally, Marc and JD are probably the worst in the world. At least Marc is, because his microphone sounds like ass. Well, that's what you get when you are LIVE, and this episode was recorded LIVE during CM Punks return to wrestling. This is completely uncut, so no intro/outro and regular stuff. It's an hour about wrestling.

We recommend watching the full video on our Facebook (www.facebook.com/MarcandJD).

Episode 54: The "True Crime" Podcast

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 17:32:03 +0000

Marc and JD dive into the world of True Crime podcasts....for about 2 minutes.

The rest is filled with talk about South Park, why people who won't say if they are vaccinated are like kids and how the hell is there SEVEN HUNDRED episodes of Ridiculousness!

Marc and JDs Fake Pizza Place

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 11:05:00 +0000

Go on vacation with Marc and JD but watch out for those fake pizza places! Also, sauce or cheese on top? This AND more? And recorded during the day? It's true!

Marc And JD's Favorite Moments

Wed, 28 Jul 2021 11:00:00 +0000

Take a trip through the first year of the podcast with 20 of the funniest moments from the first 50 episodes!

This is an EXTRA long episode, but well worth it

This is the Worst Podcast Ever

Wed, 21 Jul 2021 13:36:30 +0000

Technical difficulties with the video make this an AUDIO ONLY episode, so...well if you are reading this you probably only listen to the podcast anyway.

So, the guys talk about MOVIES! So many movies! All the movies coming out this year!

And some other stuff, but mostly MOVIES!

Episode 50: We Are the 2%

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 23:10:10 +0000

Only like 2% of podcasts make it to episode 50, so here we are! Episode 50! Can you believe it? These *ssholes certainly cannot. This week they rant about the home run derby, the slam dunk contest (really all-start games in general), F*cker carlson and critical race theory! This is an extra long one!

Perfectly Polite Platonic Friends

Tue, 06 Jul 2021 12:14:04 +0000

Episode 49 is here and with it comes the guys talking about Trevor Bauer and Instagram Models!

Also, the (probably not) LONG awaited Semester at Syracuse story and the (probably not) LONG awaited history of the "Video Store".

This one has old stuff, new stuff, stuff! And more! If you want to watch the video version don't forget to check us out at Twitch.tv/MarcandJD

Body By Wonton

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 13:07:49 +0000

The boys are back from vacation to talk about Britney Spears and her conservatorship, Jeremy Renner might be transphobic, haunted Home Depots and why you need to shut the fuck up and pay the fucking minor leaguers!

Wack to the Future

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 15:07:20 +0000

Go back in time to March 2005 as Marc and JD unearth some really old audio from their Live 365 days! This is really old and...not the best. At the time we were more live radio talk show than podcast so we were trying to get people to call in, but on this particular episode nobody really did.

Anyway, they talk about Johnny Cochran dying, DVDs they want to buy and which one of them sounds more like Ben Affleck?

Also, Lance is on the show. Lance is no longer a part of the show.

Unwritten Rules of Podcasting (EDITED VERSION)

Fri, 28 May 2021 13:06:37 +0000

WARNING: The first 10 minutes or so are not here, because Marc is an idiot and left his autotune on. You'll miss the entire talk about Unwritten Rules of Baseball, so if you didn't wanna hear that you're in luck!

Anyway, they talk about unwritten rules of baseball(and podcasts!), Adult Swim, CD Disc Changers and The CW!

Also, if you wanna hear Autotuned Marc, there is also an unedited version that doesn't cuts out the first 10 minutes or so.

Unwritten Rules of Podcasting

Fri, 28 May 2021 12:51:24 +0000

WARNING: The first 10 minutes or so Marc has autotune on. Dumbass, that's not even an unwritten rule.

Anyway, they talk about unwritten rules of baseball(and podcasts!), Adult Swim, CD Disc Changers and The CW!

Also, if you don't wanna hear Autotuned Marc, there is also an edited version that cuts out the first 10 minutes or so.

Marc's Ottoman Empire

Thu, 20 May 2021 14:34:02 +0000

Is it a Hassock or an Ottoman? Is Kanye Still relevant? Why don't bands release videos of older songs?

So many questions this week, ANSWERED BY MARC AND JD! Well maybe not answered, but definitely talked about.

Conservative Zero

Thu, 13 May 2021 12:24:09 +0000

Episode 44: The guys talk about Conservative "Zero" Mike Lindell, getting high from rotten meat and are they finally really done with WWE?

Yeah, they probably are.

That and MORE! Remember, the best place to catch us is on TWITCH at twitch.tv/MarcandJD

The NFL Draft Episode - Off The Rails W/Special Guests!

Mon, 10 May 2021 13:09:41 +0000

For the time time in OVER A YEAR, Dan-O calls in to give his expert anal-ist opinion on the NFL Draft (ok really, just Jets picks) and we even have someone else call in too!

We were not prepared for guests, so....things get a bit weird.

Update: The audio has been fixed!

Film School Dropouts

Mon, 03 May 2021 13:31:15 +0000

Well, they aren't really film school dropouts (although Marc is a Hebrew school dropout [ANOTHER STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME!]), but they did both take a film class once!

They also talk about 90s syndicated shows, and why aren't more books turned into TV shows or movies? They should dammit!

This episode was recorded LIVE on Twitch, if you aren't watching us on Thursdays when we record you are missing out! www.twitch.tv/MarcandJD

You can also find the old episodes there, and on Youtube, if you wanna see our ugly mugs. Not frosty mugz though. Maybe some sly loaf.

Marc and JDs 1st Year Anniversary!

Mon, 26 Apr 2021 13:54:18 +0000

The guys went LIVE (On Twitch) to celebrate their first year anniversary!

They talk about how they got here, going to a Metallica concert in 2003, WWE, their absurd DVD collections and more! Oh, and JD is drunk.

You can watch the LIVE stream on our Youtube, or on our Twitch

Also, we have new MERCH for sale! https://merch.streamelements.com/marcandjd

Scenes from a Chain Restaurant

Wed, 07 Apr 2021 12:37:51 +0000

Somehow, the guys start talking about and ranking chain restaurants. Yeah, we don't know how it happened either, but it happened. Yeah they also talk baseball and weird sex/goth clubs. No, we aren't going to sex/goth clubs, but Thomas Middleditch was!

Marc and JD Go To Amityville

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 13:03:45 +0000

Marc and JD get a bit serious this week....seriously annoyed about the amount of Amityville movies! Did you know there's one called The Amityville Vibrator!?

Anyway, they talk about driving on Long Island, sports broadcasts, racism in America...I mean, what DON'T they talk about. It's the Marc and JD you know and love!

Marc and JD Present: Wrestlemania The Album

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 12:32:30 +0000

It's Wrestlemania season, so the guys felt the need to talk about Wrestlemania the Album. If you aren't a wrestling fan, you might not get a lot of references, but if you are a wrestling fan and haven't heard this album before, boy are you in for a treat! Come back in time with us to 1993 as the guys listen to this...thing. It's certainly an album alright....

Marc and JD Get Dognapped

Mon, 08 Mar 2021 13:32:36 +0000

In this episode the guys talk about rappers saying their own names in all their songs, why the Rock took so long to be an action star, kidnapping dogs (or is it dognapping?) and some shows they wish they could stream but can't.

Marc and JD+ - The Only Streaming Service You Need

Fri, 26 Feb 2021 20:05:05 +0000

Why are all these streaming services +? Paramount Plus, ESPN +, Discovery +. What are they all plussing?

We have no idea, but the guys this week delve into the stream wars and then talk about a bunch of other random stuff.

This Episode Is Brought To You By The Letter Q

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 12:56:32 +0000

This week the guys talks QAnon, a Ronald Reagan Biopic, Chain Restaurants and what the heck is an electric sweeper?

Marc and JD Get Cancelled

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 12:52:07 +0000

This was a LIVE podcast recording the guys did, so if you missed it make sure you subscribe so you don't miss out on future ones!

The guys talk about Gina Carano and being cancelled, Diners Drive Ins and Dives, and why you should just shut the fuck up!

Fifty Shades of Hammer

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 01:56:35 +0000

This episode was supposed to have been released weeks ago, but technical difficulties with recording and editing really pushed it back.

Anyway, these guys talk about Trump, that POS Rafael Cruz, and Armie Hammer's Sadomasochism.

JDs Private Radio - Drunk Histories

Wed, 10 Feb 2021 00:44:02 +0000

Join JD on his 2nd solo podcast! Marc was probably busy being an asshole, so here we are!

Anyway, Junior is the guest once again and the guys talk about all sorts of stuff, including the first time they ever got drunk!

The Runners Up: Hell or High Water

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 19:59:09 +0000

The first episode of a new side project from Marc and JD. The runners up!

Each episode the guys talk about a movie that was nominated for Best Picture...and you probably forgot it even existed.

Episode 1: Hell or High Water, starring Chris Pine and Jeff Bridges. Directed by Taylor Sheridan.

Marc and JD Present Sly Loaf X Frosty Mugz

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 14:20:51 +0000

The first episode recorded in the new year! Join the boys as they talk about, renting a movie theater, all the movies they saw in a year, and put their names in a rap name generator!

Last Christmas We Gave You A Podcast

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 12:07:12 +0000

Merry belated Christmas! This episode has been sitting around for a while and the guys are just releasing it now. It's got us talking about why we hate Christmas music, strip club churches and even some SLIGHT politics talk. (This episode was recorded before the coup attempt).

Marc and JD LIVE! December 30 2020

Sat, 02 Jan 2021 02:24:18 +0000

Marc and JD were LIVE talking about a whole bunch of stuff. Ray fisher, AGAIN!?, Wonder Woman 84 *SPOILERS*, JD sneaking in to see The Other Sister (Why?!) and MORE!

Marc and JD LIVE! (With technical difficulties)

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 14:16:00 +0000

The guys had some technical difficulties (they lost the first 20 minutes) but they managed to recover and talk about Tom Cruise's covid rant, what 80s movies they want made into shows AND MORE!

Law & Order Santa Victims Unit

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:06:25 +0000

Do you still believe in Santa Claus? The guys chat about someone who DOES still believe in Santa Claus. I think 30 is a bit old for that.

Also, way too much Law and Order talk and the story of the first time Marc got drunk!

Marc and JD LIVE!

Sat, 12 Dec 2020 15:14:53 +0000

The guys go LIVE! For the first time in 10+ years.

It wouldn't be a live show without technical difficulty in the beginning. But listen to the guys talk about shark tank products, celebrity net worth, funko pops, hockey teams and of course Eau de Chad Kroeger.

Make sure you follow us on Podbean so you can be notified when we go live again!

We'll Be Right Back With MORE DANCING!

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 13:00:00 +0000

What does Time Travel, New Years Eve, MTVs The Grind and stealing Powerade have in common? NOTHING! But we talk about all these things and more!

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Marc and JD on Dating

Fri, 27 Nov 2020 15:00:00 +0000

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Marc and JD on DC Comics

Fri, 27 Nov 2020 15:00:00 +0000

These guys talk a lot about DC.

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It’s a Dollar Tree Christmas!

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Get your Dollar Tree Toy Books out! Marc and JD go through the Dollar Tree Toy Book. I know, who knew they had a Toy Book? But they do! They also talk about incels and gamergate/comicsgate! Are you ready for The Final Faction? What's the Final Faction you might say. I would say, listen and find out!

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Marc and JD's Demotivation Cube

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 23:00:00 +0000

We dive deep today, into Joel Osteen's Inspiration Cube, with our own Demotivation Cube! Be demotivated any day of the week for the low, low, low price of $67.48! It could be yours today! Do you wake up feeling overly motivated by what lies ahead? This product is for you! Do you get off from work and come home ready to mow your lawn? This product will help you cure that itch! The Demotivation Cube is made in China, but the sentiment is ALL AMERICAN! Press a button and you could hear things like: "You really should just call out today, it's going to be busy, they can handle it by themselves" or "Did you really need to eat that extra slice of pizza?" Marc and JD's Demotivation Cube can be yours if you just call 1-555-Marc-nJD! Don't hesitate, DE-MOTIVATE!

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Tucker Carlson Lost This Episode

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 12:00:00 +0000

He did! But because we aren't complete IDIOTS, we had a backup. So now you can hear the guys talk about why Marc thinks the new Batwoman costume is awful, why DC seems to have more masked heroes and Borat 2! Also, if you haven't voted GO VOTE.

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What is BTS? And how do we cure it?

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 16:00:00 +0000

On this weeks installment of the Marc and JD Podcast, we talk about JD's weird conspiracy about BTS being a cover for an all ugly white boy band, we talk about KPop in general and it's weirdness, our hatred (and apparently everyone else's) of Joe Buck. We also talk about Sports Franchise owners and the fact that they're big time scumbags. BTW It's episode 25! Wow thats a lot!

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I Want to End My Life in Arizona

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 18:00:00 +0000

On this episode of The Marc & JD Podcast, we have an absolutely bizarre conversation about a conspiracy theory concerning JFK Jr, Paul McCartney being replaced (by another Paul McCartney), and what would be the point of a celebrity faking their death. Another rumor Caroline Bisset Kennedy is KAMALA HARRIS or behind Kamala Harris (TRUTH BOMBS). We talk a little bit about Cancel Culture, about old logos JD has made for the episodes, and which ones Marc hates. We talk about MGK turning into Blink 182. And last but not least the King of Country Music (which still sucks, sorry) George Straight. And stick around til the end for the best Halloween Song in the history of HALLOWEEN SONGS!

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Love & Hip Hop & Marc & JD

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 12:00:00 +0000

No, this isn't an episode about Love & Hip, because the guys have never seen an episode. It is about OnlyFans, the AWFUL Newsweek "Top 100 Rock Albums of All Time" and...the Masked Singer. Ugh, we can't even believe we are talking about the Masked Singer either.

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Elmo You Can Drive My Car

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Rolling Stone released their latest Top 500 Albums of All Time List....and these two guys have a LOT to say about it. A lot...like, way too much probably. Oh and they also talk about Baseball. Yeah, but mostly the Rolling Stones thing with all sorts of HECTIC PANOPLY.

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The Grammy For Best Package Goes To Chris Evans

Wed, 23 Sep 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Yep, that's right. America's ass is now also America's dick. But this isn't an hour just about Chris Evans and his junk, because there's also a very lengthy discussion on why the Grammys are a joke and Jim Belushi's long and strange career.

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THE LOST EPISODE

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 15:00:00 +0000

No...this isn't a whole podcast about Lost (but maybe file that one away for a future episode). This was supposed to be our first episode back, but unfortunately JD was sniffling like he has a Coke habit and the audio was all sorts of jacked up. But, it's been cleaned and sanitized now! This one is a little dated(it was recorded in March!), we talk about the stimulus checks, the coronavirus, and plenty more.

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6 Podcasts for the Price of 1!

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 11:00:00 +0000

Wow, what a deal! It's just like those Columbia house cd deals...but with podcasts! The guys tackle those crazy deals (remember them!?) and the awful cds they got. Also, good movie soundtracks (NOT GREASE 2, NEVER GREASE 2) the future of the MCU without Chadwick Boseman.

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You Gotta Drink The Worm

Sat, 29 Aug 2020 00:00:00 +0000

The guys this week tackle their Top 20 Tv Dramas of All Time, but also manage to find time to talk about DC FanDome and celebrities that own their own alcohol brands. Would you drink a Marc and JD whiskey? Also, have you ever eaten the tequila worm? Did it give you drunken super powers? Asking for a friend. I know we would.

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Margaritas Are Cancelled

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

In this weeks episode, Marc and JD talk about how bad Pop Country is and tonight's victim is Luke Bryan. You also have a homework assignment due by Monday 8/24 - what's your Top 10 favorite Live Action Hour Long TV shows? MARGARITAS ARE CANCELLED!

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Sizzle Beach, USA

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

In this episode, Marc and JD talk about the acclaimed Mars Callahan film "Poolhall Junkies" what Callahan is doing now (spoiler: not much). We talk about Wheel of Fortune, a failed Game Show experience, and Sizzle Beach, USA.

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Post Malone, Texas Ranger

Thu, 06 Aug 2020 23:00:00 +0000

Heroes never die and chicks digs scars. The guys talk about a wide array of topics on this weeks show. Baseball players who use booger sugar, terrible movies starring Gene Hackman (who believe it or not is still alive), and the titular part of the show Post Malone, Texas Ranger.

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Touched by a Puppet

Sat, 25 Jul 2020 21:00:00 +0000

Join the guys this week as they talk about touching puppets, Jeffrey Epstein, Wayfairgate and who has better villains, Batman or Spider-Man?

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Johnny Depp Needs a New Bed

Thu, 23 Jul 2020 12:00:00 +0000

The guys talk about Ray Fisher (who?) trying to cancel Joss Whedon, Amber Heard and her giant poo, bad pranks, New York Style Pizza and SPIDER MAN.

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No Time For Corona, Dr. Jones

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 13:00:00 +0000

Our first "very special" episode. We spend a whole hour talking about just ONE thing, Coronavirus. We even have a special guest! Dr. Kai Jones, and we talk about why you should wear a damn mask and why you should take it seriously!

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Coronavirus The Movie - Starring Dolph Lundgren and Tom Berenger

Wed, 08 Jul 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Wow...this is an episode alright. The guys start talking about Sacha Baron Cohen and then it just devolves into an hour long conversation about TV show reboots, Freddie Mercury, and then they discuss the greatest movie never made.... yet. Coronavirus - The Movie starring Dolph Lundgren and Tom Berenger.

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JDs Private Radio - Pandemically Challenged.

Sat, 04 Jul 2020 00:00:00 +0000

JD has a conversation with his friend, Junior, living out the Pandemic in the desert. Oh yeah, and they’re sloppy drunk.

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Free Lunch from a Strip Club

Fri, 26 Jun 2020 22:00:00 +0000

This is a weird one, the guys are all over the place on this one talking about Pre-K and it's uselessness, participation trophies, but they end up talking about strip clubs in a very obscure way. Don't forget to pick up your VIP Card at the door and tip your stripper.

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In Memoriam of Marc and JD

Fri, 19 Jun 2020 11:00:00 +0000

No, they aren't dead. No matter how much you wish they were. But they do have a beef with the In Memoriam stickers you see on cars. And deep tracks (or at least, JD does). Also, cars running into stores, why we won't go on a cruise, and MORE!

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Conspiracy Theories with Jarc and MD

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 11:00:00 +0000

Friends, this is the one the government doesn't want you to hear. The guys talk about 9/11, flat earth, JFK and....well who am I kidding. They make fun of all that shit. And also, so so so much more. Prepare the EARHOLES!

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We Need a Welfare Check on Sisqo

Fri, 05 Jun 2020 21:00:00 +0000

Possibly the funniest episode yet! The guys start off a bit serious this week, but it quickly devolves into the usual Marc and JD hi-jinks. Listen to us talk about car rental problems, minty showers, falling asleep anywhere, Sisqo, how do DVDs end up at Dollar Tree and shoap dishes. Yes, shoap. Prepare the earholes!

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All aboard the Alfredo boat!

Fri, 22 May 2020 23:00:00 +0000

This week the guys talk about keys breaking in things, JD never going to a red lobster, olive garden breadsticks and how cool they both were in high school. Prepare your EARHOLES!

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The BEST (or worst) of Marc and JD

Thu, 21 May 2020 02:00:00 +0000

Friends and enemies, you are in for a treat. This is a special curated episode featuring some of the best content from our 2012 iteration of our podcast. Listen to us talk about fireworks, food, pissing off a coworker and almost getting hit by a car!

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Unsolved Strawberries

Wed, 20 May 2020 11:00:00 +0000

This week the guys talk about EVERYTHING:

Summer of 2006
Nick Lachey
The UNTOLD Strawberry story
The Room
Our idea for the next Friday the 13th movie
How bad Russell Stover Chocolate is
And why can't they have Reese's Peanut Cup Eggs all year round?GIVE US THE EGG SHAPE ALL YEAR HERSHEY

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Put On Your Magic Underwear For This One

Thu, 14 May 2020 11:00:00 +0000

Greetings listeners! Episode 4 of the Marc and JD Show is here for your listening pleasure. This week they tackle writing in names on ballots, the smallest bathroom Marc has ever seen, a great idea for a horror movie and magic underwear!

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I Broke Up With Her Because Her Favorite Band Is Nickelback

Thu, 07 May 2020 14:00:00 +0000

Episode 3 is here! Listen to us talk about JDs love life, benefit concerts, COVID masks, a conspiracy theory that JD has about Joe Biden and how much we allegedly hate each other. Warning for those people who have a Nickelback trigger.

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The Moral Of The Story Is - Don't Go To Connecticut

Fri, 01 May 2020 23:00:00 +0000

Long time listeners, do we have a treat for you. The LONG talked about but never fully fleshed out Connecticut Story is now here for your audio listening pleasure. With a special guest! Some names have been bleeped to protect their identities....the rest, well fuck em.

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The Return

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 04:00:00 +0000

THE RETURN. After 8 LONG years, only quarantine could bring these 2 fucks back together. Listen to them talk about Stuart Woods books, what the hell to do with ADHD kids during quarantine, getting autographs in the mail and how do you buy an office chair without testing it?

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