The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast

Ep.73 Connecticut’s Witch Trials (and Vermont)

Fri, 24 Jul 2026 05:04:41 +0000

I forgot, you can email the show! backwoodsboogeymen@icloud.com

The lesser known witch trials of Mary Johnson, John & Joan Carrington, Katherine Palmer and Widow Krieger, It’s sink or float due to demonic forces on this episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Ep.72 the Haunted History of Fort Mifflin

Fri, 17 Jul 2026 04:59:01 +0000

A screaming woman, a headless man, and perhaps gay aliens, tonight, on The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Ep.71 The Rock Throwing Devil & Old Meg

Fri, 10 Jul 2026 05:11:29 +0000

Rollicking rock rucking reprobates and a broke leg witch

Ep.70 Mad Anthony’s Missing Bones!

Fri, 03 Jul 2026 04:06:02 +0000

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! For America’s Big 250th I dive into the life, legend, and bewildering burial of Continental General “Mad” Anthony Wayne! So clean your large and suspiciously body-sized pots and secure your load on this episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

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Ep.69 Mountain Boomers & Moon Calves; The Marvellous World of Mini-Rexes

Fri, 03 Jul 2026 03:43:13 +0000

From Terrible Tetrapods to Ridiculous Raptors, do diminutive dinos really roam the American west?

Ep.68 the Legends of Blood’s Point; p.2

Fri, 19 Jun 2026 05:01:01 +0000

Killer Clowns and Black Hellhounds! Wow that rhymed so well didn’t it I’m so incredible

Ep.67 the Legends of Blood’s Point; p.1

Thu, 11 Jun 2026 20:57:14 +0000

From historical relevance to a murderous witch! Blood’s Point of northern Illinois has it all on this history and legend heavy episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Tales of Terrors vol.10; Trail Cam Crawler

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 03:44:28 +0000

See that groaty lookin idiot? Pretty nasty looking right? Also a good natured mothman and some werewolves.
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Ep.65 El Muerto; Texas’ headless horseman and perhaps a banshee

Fri, 29 May 2026 05:00:02 +0000

Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Anything you do he’s gonna see,
When you’re in Texas look behind you,
Cause that’s where the Ranger’s gonna be

Happy Memorial Day

Mon, 25 May 2026 20:01:01 +0000

A new episode

Ep.64 Acid Bridge & The Seven Gates of Hell

Fri, 22 May 2026 04:40:04 +0000

The “Seven Gates of Hell” and Acid Bridge in Collinsville Illinois!
I apologize I’m very tired I want to go to bed

Ep.63 stream of consciousness with Earyaan!

Fri, 15 May 2026 01:51:50 +0000

Dogman and dryads and Bigfoot oh my!

Cemetery Shrooms

Tales of Terror vol.9; Handless Humanoids and Mega Moth

Fri, 08 May 2026 04:59:01 +0000

Also a stargazing Sasquatch and double the dogmen

Ep.61 Olde Time Oddities! Vol.1

Fri, 01 May 2026 05:00:02 +0000

Come one, come all, fair maids and fellows for a Herculean helping of harrowing history from the late 18th and very early 19th centuries including ravenous wildmen, bugling boogers and the perturbing pelting of a particularly pestiferous primate!

Ep.60 Cryptids in the Crosshairs; unknown entities under fire!

Fri, 24 Apr 2026 05:00:02 +0000

Unfortunately calibers weren’t specified in any of these but I think you’ll enjoy it nonetheless Bobby

Ep.59 Haunted House Springs Missouri

Fri, 17 Apr 2026 05:00:02 +0000

Maybe you’ll find it interesting maybe you won’t but there’s beheadings and civil war talk

Ep.58 The Parasitic Alp-Luachra

Fri, 10 Apr 2026 05:00:02 +0000

The tape worm of the nether realms, tonight, on The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

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Ep.57 Campfire Stories!

Fri, 03 Apr 2026 05:00:02 +0000

Perhaps they’re not all true, but perhaps they’re not all false…

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The moon is fake there is no Artemis II launch Not A Space Agency is lying lies at us again hahaha fakeness! Lies! More gay than the D-W Conspiracy Shack!

Ep.56 Changlings, Wells and beating kids with shovels!

Fri, 27 Mar 2026 05:00:01 +0000

From Jenny Trayer’s brat child, the Carn Uny and Sancreed Holy Wells, to how to cook a child, this is The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Tales of Terror Vol.8; Busty Bigfoot

Fri, 20 Mar 2026 05:00:02 +0000

Exploding horses,
exploding hogs,
I know the secret,
to tasty hotdogs.

See what I did there? That’s what they call a Rhyme, Jack.

Ep.54 The Cannibal Sawney Bean

Fri, 13 Mar 2026 05:00:02 +0000

Did the foggy lowlands of 16th century Scotland harbor an inbred clan of man eating cannibals, or was it just the British? Find out (or maybe not) tonight, on The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

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Tales of Terror vol.7; Anime Whore Reptilian in Ohio

Fri, 06 Mar 2026 06:00:02 +0000

There were also things I wanted to hunt down and murder but you’ll have to listen for that! (Bwahahaha)

Ep.52.2 “The Uncle Ernie Redux”

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 19:45:12 +0000

This is episode 52 that got trashed for some reason and I’m blaming it on Isreal but I recorded it again and it’s redux, reduxed, reduxidated, you’re welcome peasants.

(Sorry Ep.52 is trash)

Sat, 28 Feb 2026 04:27:36 +0000

Episode 52 was trash. And I apologize. Maybe I’ll fix it. Maybe not.

Ep.52 Uncle Ernie Killed an Alien: the tale of Robert Hall

Fri, 27 Feb 2026 06:00:01 +0000

What does Eddie Hall, a small chunky man with a pink beard and newts and pepperochinis have in common?!? Nothing except this episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!!!

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Tales of Terror Vol.6; lookers, lurkers and well dressed wolves!

Fri, 20 Feb 2026 06:00:02 +0000

Close the curtains, don’t whistle in the dark and don’t let the Phantasmal cooking canine whack you with a frying pan! Don’t strap meat to your dog ether.

Ep.50 WOOD BOOGERS

Fri, 13 Feb 2026 06:00:02 +0000

I have got wood boogers. I have got all the wood boogers. You may have none.

Ep.49 Grey & Naked Illinois

Fri, 06 Feb 2026 06:00:02 +0000

Stay tuned for self storage shenanigans from the nether-realms

Ep.48 the possession of Emma Schmidt & the man who wrestled Iowa devils

Fri, 30 Jan 2026 06:00:07 +0000

From early twentieth century Iowa comes one of the most interesting if little known tales of demonic possession, a young woman, a bad ass priest and more demons than you can shake a stick at

Ep.47 The Frozen Old Folk of Vermont

Fri, 23 Jan 2026 06:00:07 +0000

Moun mòn ki nan frizè yo! Granmoun ki nan frizè! Mwen gen yon Chrysler 300 ak 17 poud vyann poche nan kòf la ak twa galon alkòl ilegal pou ou Earyaan.

Tales of Terror Vol.5; The Bizarre!

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 23:59:38 +0000

As soon as you bat an eye at that thing he went zoom. It troubles me greatly.

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Ep:45 The Curious Case of William Beebe and his Phantasmal Fishies

Sun, 11 Jan 2026 17:27:43 +0000

What exactly was seen on that fateful day in the darkest depths of the ocean? Well… fish. But they were weird fish.

Ep.44 Wendigo Encounters for no reason in particular!

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 06:01:07 +0000

I’m sick I sounded horrible and I couldn’t speak and I apologize. Anyway the cover image is the picture that was submitted with the second story.

Ep.43 The Yule Lads!

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 06:01:08 +0000

One to lick your spoons and one to lick your bowls,
And a giant cat to eat you if your clothes have holes!
Well that kinda rhymed. Find out what each lad does so very well on this very merry Christmas episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast! Merry Christmas to everyone and may you be blessed in the coming year when I will join you again!

P.S. I wanted to credit the artist of the Yule Cat picture I used for the cover image but I couldn’t find an attributed artist, so whoever you are, thank you!

‘Twas The Night Before Christmas

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 06:01:07 +0000

A new episode

Ep.42 The Beast of Gévaudan

Fri, 19 Dec 2025 04:07:26 +0000

From decapitation to disembowelment, and virtual reality bloody heaps of guts, was it a terminator? A traitor? Half wolf and half machine?!?! Find out tonight, on The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Ep.41 Oui Frenchie Beasties

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 06:01:07 +0000

The Beast of Orléans, Cévennes, Gard & Virarais, and how to make a stylish tote from the skin of a child, Tonight on The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Ep.40 The Legend of Zombie Road

Fri, 05 Dec 2025 06:01:34 +0000

From dead children to dead children and other dead children, what roams Zombie Road? And is it dead children?

Ep.39 The Abatwa; Fiendish Fae or Murderous Midgets!?!

Fri, 28 Nov 2025 01:52:00 +0000

Join me tonight as we dive down the rabbit hole (or should I say any hole?) of the Abatwa, the little known about them and how they became so misunderstood. But they’re jerks so who cares just step on them.

Ep.38 Lights, Cattle, Action! saucers over the soybeans!

Fri, 21 Nov 2025 06:48:19 +0000

Tonight we embark on a magnificent midwestern menagerie of malignant magnitude of frightfully Fiendish flying foes frolicking far above the fields! From incredulously airborne instruments to violently volitant vehicular villains, these arboreal abominations will have you hurdling to the hyperbolic hills! I do not obfuscate you! I only give you 25 minute rants!

Ep.37 The Urisk w/ Jason!

Fri, 14 Nov 2025 06:01:07 +0000

Tonight I’m joined by special guest and fellow podcaster Jason to talk about the Scottish Urisk! Setting Urisks on fire and other sundry things which can be done to Urisks including slavery and setting them on fire!

Be on the lookout for Jason’s soon to be released podcast Cryptids of the Lord! Under the umbrella of Fatmucket Studios and the two shifty Ohioans of Cryptids of the Corn!

Ep.36 Interview with Dale!

Fri, 07 Nov 2025 06:01:44 +0000

***FOUL LANGUAGE WARNING *** Tonight I’m joined by Dale to talk about his lifelong experiences with the bizarre, from sentient shadows to haunting humanoids, it’s an episode jam packed with the strange, unusual, and downright terrifying! Dale is also the FIRST GUEST on the show for which he deserves the highest praise!!!

If you want to be on the show reach out to me on Facebook, I’m the admin of the group The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast so you can find me there, rather it’s first hand experiences, family folklore or a local legend hit me up I would love to hear about it!

Ep.35 The Nuckelavee

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 05:01:07 +0000

It’s a horse it’s a man it’s a violent evil water spirit reeking death and destruction!

The Tale of The Taily-Po; Halloween special episode!

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 05:01:07 +0000

A freezing winter night, a scampering creature in the corner of a cabin, and a supper one man would live just long enough to regret. This is, the story of The Taily-Po.

Ep.34 Spooks of Samhain p.3; Appalachian folk traditions and modern day

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 23:57:28 +0000

From highlands to hollers, history to haints, the evolution from ancient Celtic festivals to modern day celebrations and how to Catholic Church brought the devil into Halloween.
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Ep.33 Spooks of Samhain p.2; Witchcraft and probably demons

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 22:41:33 +0000

Get a goat and a nice sharp knife and get ready to summon some demons on this episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Ep.32 Spooks of Samhain p.1, monsters & mayhem

Fri, 10 Oct 2025 02:18:08 +0000

The Puca, Dullahan, and Sluagh, who may or may not result in becoming Elf Addled. There’s also an insidious entity making raucous noise outside the window.

Tales of Terror vol.4

Fri, 03 Oct 2025 17:49:39 +0000

I talked about stuff but there was a cricket yelling at me I forgot my drink oh lord he took it hostage the cricket has my doctor pepper this is not good not good at all

Ep.30 The Grey Man of Ben MacDui

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 18:49:40 +0000

The Am Fear Liath Mór, or Grey Man, is a bipedal, sasquatch like creature from the Cairngorm mountains of Scotland, known for running off unwanted visitors with a eerie feeling and sometimes even a bulletproof charge! So grab your hiking boots and maybe a Webley on this episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Ep.29 The Red Ghost

Fri, 19 Sep 2025 02:36:13 +0000

Repugnant ruminants consuming the craniums of kiddos, they took the 3:10 to Yuma to see Johnny, and Jeb’s camel concerns,
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Ep.28 Gettin’ hairy with it! Sasquatch encounters because life’s a bummer.

Fri, 12 Sep 2025 01:49:13 +0000

I wanna talk about Bigfoot because Bigfoot makes me happy, Bigfoot should make you happy too.
Prayers for the family of Dr. Jeffery Meldrum, Jeff was a giant in the field who’s left massive shoes to fill and he will be greatly missed.

Ep.27 Demons are a girl’s best friend

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 21:32:00 +0000

This was gonna be a tales of terror but I changed my mind, excuse me, the guest room demon says I have to go feed crows pizza on my back porch now.

Ep.26 The Strigoi w/special guest Jebediah

Fri, 29 Aug 2025 01:58:41 +0000

Tonight I’m joined by a suspicious man who claims his name is Jebediah, but I remain doubtful, and we dive into the rollicking Romanian… nothing rhymes with vampire, how to know if your dead friend is one and how to make said dead friend deader. I mispronounced everything through the entire episode but Strigoi is an awesome Powerwolf song, Armada, Strigoi… am I rambling? Nooooo, I never ramble. Beyond the trail of Tartarian riders, armada, de Strigoi!

Ep.25 Wendigo and friends! minus wendigo

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 01:26:14 +0000

The Átahsaia, the Stikini and werehyenas, what more could you ask for? A second helping of ghost vampire werewolf soldiers perhaps?

Ep.24 Hostile and Weird; the Tokoloshi

Fri, 15 Aug 2025 03:39:31 +0000

WARNING: this episode contains suggestive material and an offensive redneck, this content is inappropriate for all ages.
Who’s that tiny fetid corpse creature with all the moves coming to get your girl? It’s the Tokoloshe! So hide your panties and burn your goblins before it’s too late on this episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

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Ep.23 Tales Of Terror Vol.3

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 18:33:51 +0000

A creepy crawling creature, vanishing voices, wailing whatsits and a curious cloven-hoofed critter that may or may not be the Enfield Horror on vacation! So lace up your boots and bring your flashlight tonight on the Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

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Ep.22 The Dwayyo (A.K.A Dwayyo-Mania)

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 21:33:48 +0000

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Ep.21 South American Spooks, a phantasmagorical fiesta

Fri, 25 Jul 2025 06:02:32 +0000

The Mapinguari, the Capelobo, the Cadejo, the Siguanaba and El Coco, ring in the spooky season (because Halloween starts in July) with a potpourri of frightful fiends from south of the border on this episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

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Ep.20 Brutal, Bizarre & Blobby

Thu, 17 Jul 2025 17:59:29 +0000

A fleshy sombrero-ed space crusader, “This is your brain on the road” and a hateful Henson-esc humanoid, tonight on The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Ep.19 Vexatious Voices, Cloaking Critters & Invisible Werewolves

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 22:55:38 +0000

Tonight we dive into the bizarre happenings which took place on the rural Tennessee property of a man known only as Angry_Momma_Bear90

Ep.18 Have A Scary Fourth of July!

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 17:39:22 +0000

A ghost the hucks backpacks, a ghost that yells, a hippie ghost, annoying ghosts, other ghosts, also bad two sentence horror stories, tonight! On The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!!!!!!!!!

Ep.17 The Camden County Cave Crawlers

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 20:16:36 +0000

A car accident, a mansion, some caves and a missing man? How do these and some boodling ad up to carnivorous cavernous cavorters? Listen to the only episode about it and find out!

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Tales Of Terror Vol.2

Wed, 18 Jun 2025 19:21:26 +0000

A cabbage absconding amputee, a cattle consuming critter, a feline faced follower and more! Tonight, on The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Ep.15 Concerning Cases of Curious Corpses and remains which remain unexplained

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 04:01:57 +0000

A roadkill Rougarou, a bizarre beach body and a dead well dweller, tonight, On The Backwoods Boogeymen podcast!

Ep.14 The North Port Devil, aka; tubby fingers anti-Christ

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 19:10:08 +0000

I have a headache, do you want a headache? From dastardly dragons to opaque ogres, welcome to the most infuriating episode ever of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Ep.13 Real Wendigos

Thu, 29 May 2025 17:45:11 +0000

If the deer headed, chimeric ungulate cannibal pop culture portrays isn’t terrifying enough, tonight we dive into allegedly real cases of wendigo possession, a man who hunted them, an obscure article and a modern encounter! So don’t go into the creepy cabin and pack your good stranglin’ rope because there’s a lot of strangling in this episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Ep.12 The Tuscumbia Space Penguins

Sun, 25 May 2025 16:00:03 +0000

Scuttling, hyperactive, bedazzled with facial protuberances, enter the Tuscumbia Space Penguins.

Tales of Terror vol.1 Ol’ Blue Eyes

Thu, 15 May 2025 18:40:34 +0000

Summertime has arrived and so has camping season and time for scary stories! In the new segment I’ll narrate chilling encounters with A black-eyed being, a murderous monster and a wondrous wolf-man! So throw a log on the fire and keep an eye on the tree line on this episode of The Blackwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Ep.10 the Snallygaster

Thu, 08 May 2025 18:13:19 +0000

The dragon esc sky beast of the blue ridge mountains, a shamanic cosmic chameleon?

Ep.9 The Grey Ghost of Kinchafoonee

Thu, 01 May 2025 20:01:08 +0000

Six feet tall, four hundred pounds, bedazzled with duth toothie appendages, definitely a racist Georgia farmer.

Ep.8 “an awful struggle;” The Millville Devil Bird

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 18:50:23 +0000

What’s two stories tall, speaks perfect English and inflatable? Why the Millville Devil Bird of course! So sharpen your hatchets and hide your trash cans on this episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Ep.7 Spring-Heeled Jack: boobie smacker

Fri, 18 Apr 2025 18:50:34 +0000

Shield ye maidens and child prostitutes from ye unmanly villain! Duth beith, Spring-Heeled Jack!

Ep.6 The Dover Demon

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 18:29:50 +0000

Walks, it crawls, it leans on things! Beware the Dover Demon!

Ep.5 The Enfield Horror; the sneaker hating swamp slob of southern Illinois

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 18:16:39 +0000

What has red eyes, three legs, and a hatred for footwear? The Enfield Horror of course! Tonight we dive into one of if not the most bizarre beings to ever come forth from the Land of Stinkin, I mean Lincoln, on this episode of the Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Ep.4 The Ozarks Blue Man

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 19:40:04 +0000

From the vast wilderness of Mark Twain National Park of Missouri to the rolling hills of the Boston Mountains of Arkansas, strange, blue-hued beasties have been said to roam the Ozarks, but what are they? And are they still around? Grab your tent and hiking boots as we embark on a expedition into, The Ozarks Blue Man.

Ep.3 The Hornet Spooklight

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 19:13:23 +0000

I saw the light! The Spooklight! Tonight we travel to the most toxic area in Oklahoma to investigate the Hornet Spooklight! So don’t drink the tap water on this episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Ep.2 The Not deer

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 18:41:38 +0000

We don’t know what they are, but they’re Not-Deer! So get out your Realtree or your Mossy Oak if you have no taste, and let’s dive in into the mysterious and internet infamous Not-Deer!

One Froggy Morning

Sun, 16 Mar 2025 14:25:38 +0000

From Loveland to Estonia, humanoid creatures resembling frogs have been spotted all over the world, and tonight we’ll dive into a few sightings of these froggish fiends! So get your nets and sharpen your gigs on this episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

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The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast; More to come soon!

Fri, 14 Mar 2025 22:07:07 +0000

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