The Daniel Beaver Show

Standup Comedy, How?

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 04:00:00 +0000

Stand up Comedy. We talk about how we started, and our experiences doing stand up comedy, both good and bad. Also, things we have learned and tips for people just starting out. We are three comedians based in Munich. I hope you enjoy the show!

Problem People | The Daniel Beaver Show

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 13:30:11 +0000

In this lively episode of the podcast, host Daniel, with Juliet from the United States and Luke from Canada engage in a humorous conversation that touches on a variety of topics, from national stereotypes to personal relationships. The episode kicks off with playful banter about the cultural divide between their respective countries, leading to a discussion on geographical curiosities, such as Australia's Great Barrier Reef and the comedic implications of being from the "North."

As the conversation unfolds, the hosts shift their focus to problem-solving, tackling an array of listener-submitted dilemmas. The first challenge they address is posed by an "Egyptian sex lord" struggling with romantic pursuits, prompting a comedic brainstorming session about rebranding oneself for better dating prospects. Their exploration of sexuality dives into absurd humor, including discussions about marketable identities and the logistics of libido.

Later, they handle more mundane topics, including lower back pain and excessive WhatsApp group messages, injecting levity into practical advice. They playfully navigate ideas around back pain remedies, communication in group chats, and the challenges of cohabiting after a breakup.

Throughout the episode, the hosts display a unique chemistry, showcasing their contrasting perspectives on relationships and social interactions. They frequently veer off on tangents filled with cultural references, anecdotes, and humorous critiques of societal norms. Ultimately, this episode blends cultural observations with light-hearted problem-solving in a format that keeps listeners entertained and engaged.

Join Daniel, Juliet and Luke as they unravel the complexities of life with laughter, embracing a comedic take on everything from anatomical quirks to the intricacies of modern romance. Whether you're interested in cultural commentary or just looking for a good laugh, this podcast delivers a delightful mix of absurdity and insight.

You can follow us on Instagram -

Daniel - https://www.instagram.com/daniel.beaver_/

Juliette - https://www.instagram.com/juliettecomedy/

Luke - https://www.instagram.com/luke_aaron_comedy/

Italian 9/11 | The Daniel Beaver Show

Sat, 26 Oct 2024 03:00:00 +0000

We talk about where fish and chips came from, Pisa and Pizza, Nutella, Italian food, English food, ancient technology, and a mad encounter with the restaurant owner, and his Oktoberfest dance video. Recorded live in an Italian restaurant, sorry if the audio and video aren't so great, the food though was amazing!

Daniel Beaver - / daniel.beaver_

Patrick Giradeau - / the.giraudeau.patrick

Andrea Paone - / iam_andreapaone

Marco Moretti - / _anarchytect

Lyosha Liashenko - / liashenkome

Recorded at http://www.osteriadagliartisti.de/

Crime and Gout | The Daniel Beaver Show

Tue, 03 Sep 2024 03:00:00 +0000

We talk about crime, and the stupid things we've done. What is the worst town in Europe? How do fish drink? Joe Biden. Serial Killers. I have gout, learn all about that and what causes gout. We also talk about Berlin clubs, Albania, is it ok to drink on a scooter, and much much more!

Daniel Beaver - https://www.instagram.com/daniel.beaver_/

Oliver Thomas - https://www.instagram.com/oliverthomas_comedy/

Vik Musliu - https://www.instagram.com/vik_sunnyside/

Patrick Giradeau - https://www.instagram.com/the.giraudeau.patrick/

Blog link - https://danielbeaver.tv/2024/08/20/the-gout-nasty-facts-tips-humor/

South Africa, Japanese Bondage and Chess

Thu, 25 Jan 2024 10:35:52 +0000

In this episode we talk about South Africa and Julius Malema.

Japanese Bondage and trying to answer the phone.

R Kelly, Michael Jackson and Bill Cosby.

Staying healthy and Kefir.

With (on instagram) give us a follow!

Daniel Beaver - https://www.instagram.com/daniel.beaver_/

Patrick Giradeau - https://www.instagram.com/the.giraudeau.patrick/

Mark Johnson - https://www.instagram.com/markjrockslife/

Pizza and Pineapples | Beavercast

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 03:00:00 +0000

In this episode we talk about Pineapple Pizza, is it racist in Hawaii?

Why are egg plants called eggplants? Should you say please to the police?

Disaster movies and Michael Bay. Strange ways to talk about cars. Ginger, why are redheads called ginger? Oktoberfest, is it any good? Australian slang. Is pineapple more exotic in German? Getting movies from libraries. School. British words for things, and much more.......

Daniel Beaver - daniel.beaver_

Patrick Giraudeau - the.giraudeau.patrick

Simon Braunmueller - simon_braunmueller

How was Stonhenge built? The Midget Fighting League, King Charles and more | Beavercast

Sat, 13 May 2023 03:00:00 +0000

Coronation of King Charles III and what happens. Quantum experiment and live forever, is it possible?

90s fashion. AI, Skynet, The Matrix and the end of the world. Climate change.

Film talk and 80s movies.

Solving the mystery of how Stonehenge was made. Was Stonehenge a coffee shop? Fixed wheel bicycles being stupid and were they involved in Stonehenge?

Throwing cats in bins and what happens. 4chan and 8chan, why is 8chan not 5chan? Back Alley Brunch, what is that?

Feeding pigs and why it’s dangerous. Dreaming about and hating horses. Living off horse meat in the Netherlands.

Hanging monkeys in 18th century England and French spies.

Midget wrestling and the Midget fighting league, and they take on lions.People having sex with Orangutans in the Philippines.

Literally crucifying rats for doing what rats do.

What to do in a cave for 500 days, and the dangerous Spanish underground pig. Endless counting on TikTok.

Being naked in public in Germany.

With….

Daniel Beaver - daniel_beaver_comedy

Oliver Thomas - oliverthomas_comedy

Kassian Zeno - buttermimosa

#5 Pick Up Advice From Russian Woman and Eating Yourself

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 03:45:00 +0000

Rapper The Game unfollows Oliver on Twitter, Oliver is upset. Nobody on the pod has heard of him, can the blood gang manage in England?

Comedians solving life issues and advice from people from England, Wales, Germany and Russia. Problems include spilling tea on first kiss, cannot find boyfriends, no sex in 2 years, can't find someone who wants to try adult diapers, Grinder for old people, what does ‘you lit’ mean? if I eat myself do you become twice as big? How much of your body can you eat and still be alive?

Are you a homey, pick up lines that always work, unique insight from a Russian woman with good advice for this. Chat up lines in German. Sensible advice from the German, what dating in Russia is like, where do fruit flies come from?

How to tell someone in a relationship you like them. How many camels and cigarettes for someone in a relationship? Current camel demand affecting global camel prices, Kanye west and his startup nazi camel.

How did you get into standup comedy, advice on how to get material and look for the funny, anal beads, why do funny stories with friends not work on stage, escooter problems and city bikes, exploitation in the gig economy, how scooter companies lose money for you to install the app, how to talk to people after covid…. And much more!

Instagram handles to check us out

Daniel_beaver_comedy - Daniel (host)

Oliverthomas_comedy - Oliver

Olyas_spam - Olga

Buttermimosa - Kassian

#4 Kanye West, Working for a Startup and Pink Barns in Farmville

Mon, 02 Jan 2023 22:42:19 +0000

What's on this episode?

Kanye West legally called Ye, Yay, whatever, sympathising with Hitler, would he have been Hitler's friend. Russian opinion on Kanye West. In German what Kanye does sounds way worse. How did Kanye West make his money

Comedian married to U2 guitarist, would you watch U2 even for free?

What big bands or famous singers have Gen Z never heard of?

TikTok songs. How long is a TikTok song? Making songs with the purpose of being a meme.

Men At Work is an Australian band very big in Germany.

Is modern art any good? NFT monkeys. Digital art community. Are online training courses any good?

Everyone wants to be an entrepreneur, instead of doing important work.

Do teachers of startups know what they are doing? One did, the maker of Lensa.

What is the difference between a startup and a business? Is it good working for a startup?

Making money from selling pink barns on Farmville. World of Warcraft gold farms. Wow gold.

#3 F Bombs for the English and C Bombs in America

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 22:06:04 +0000

We talk about recording and remembering your first ever comedy performance. How we felt and our fight or flight reactions. Were we like a Brazillian footballer having sex with a transsexual, or pouring ice on ourselves?

Uploading clips to social media, and TikTok only comedians. How much money can you make with 1 million youtube subscribers.Talking about Bert Kreischer, Gilbert Gottfried, Jimmy Carr.

C bombs! Better in a British or American accent. Can you say the C word in America? Swearing when performing in America.

How many times can you say an F word in a minute, and how many times can a Welsh person say it? Also, some naughty German words.

Why would anyone watch other people playing computer games? The number one sport in South Korea is Starcraft!

Cheating at chess, and using anal beads to help comedy performance. Joke premise talk. Don’t make jokes about cats. Watching dead bodies and how to get into the Blue Man Group.

Who would you have at your funeral? One of us wants Jamiroquai. Eagles of Death Metal?

Going on holiday somewhere after a terrorist attack is the best time to go there, and much much more……

#2 Fake Dinosaurs and Fake Boobs

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 13:53:59 +0000

What's the most expensive song in the world, and avoid giving Daniel a big lawsuit.

Movie talk

Weird Al Yankovic, Daniel Ratcliffe, Paul Thomas Anderson, Sophie's Choice.

What makes a classic film? Is Jaws a classic? Is The Matrix a classic? How many people from Daniel’s home county have been eaten by sharks? Oliver and Patick can’t decide what is real in Jurassic Park, and compare fake dinosaurs with fake boobs.

Also, some comic timing and dad jokes.

Travel talk.

Patrick wants to go to Egypt, why nobody likes Cairo, Tunisia, Istanbul, Albania. Does Daniel listen, bad C words, what bad words can you say in the United States of America, is slut a compliment now?

Oliver wants to go to Florida and audience members have guns. Ak-47, Moscow travel.

South Africa and safety, what is scarier, a shark or a mosquito. Jimmy Carr and his parents' names.Does everything sound sexy in french?

Joke workshop about St Martin's day, weird childrens song, halloween is big in America, and now in Germany. Very bad tricks and treats. Finding reasons to fire water pistols at children.

daniel_beaver_comedy

oliverthomas_comedy

the.giraudeau.patrick

#1 Dahmer, Greta Thunberg's Meth Gang, and North Korea

Sat, 08 Oct 2022 13:51:29 +0000

Is Dahmer inspirational? Random Russian on a bus. Old women being blown up. Florida meth addicts solving the climate emergency. Sleepy Asians and lots lots more! Details below.....

1st bit

Intro, Fuggers in Augsburg, Covid fun, Casio,

2nd bit - 5.25

Dahmer, is it funny? Old woman being blown up, death penalty in the US, different ways of executions, which would you like? North Korea, tumour, hot sister, eggs, rocket over Japan, Elon musk trying to fix the war on twitter. Pro tumour against dictators, Kim’s hot sister, monkey magic from Japan and the monkey god comes from an egg. Missile at Japan, fighting the WW2 still doesn't have to work in a modern office

3rd bit - 21.32

Chinese year of the calculator and doing your taxes on it. Florida hurricane jokes, crystal meth fighting a gas pump action, Greta Thunberg and her meth gang, zoomer, covid gen z ww2, hitting skyscrapers

4th bit - 29.39

Breaking bad, Walter white’s wife is selfish, Bob Odenkirk in nobody and where this story comes from, john wick, movie chat, kill potential dog killers, Ed Gein, solving the cow problem, animals are property in Germany with Oliver’s story,

5th bit - 41.07

Patrick live from a bus getting a random Russian to say hi, rubbish film version of speed, how to Patrick thrown off the bus and the search for the lost bag, comedy advice, sleeping on public transport,

6th bit - 50.19

Dream Minecraft YouTube face reveal, heading to berlin for comedy and problems performing in front of your girlfriend, getting pegged and what that means, do Indians laugh the least or the most, sleepy Asian sub reddit

The Daniel Beaver Show

Standup Comedy, How?

Problem People | The Daniel Beaver Show

Italian 9/11 | The Daniel Beaver Show

Crime and Gout | The Daniel Beaver Show

South Africa, Japanese Bondage and Chess

Pizza and Pineapples | Beavercast

How was Stonhenge built? The Midget Fighting League, King Charles and more | Beavercast

#5 Pick Up Advice From Russian Woman and Eating Yourself

#4 Kanye West, Working for a Startup and Pink Barns in Farmville

#3 F Bombs for the English and C Bombs in America

#2 Fake Dinosaurs and Fake Boobs

daniel_beaver_comedy

oliverthomas_comedy

the.giraudeau.patrick

#1 Dahmer, Greta Thunberg's Meth Gang, and North Korea

daniel_beaver_comedy

oliverthomas_comedy

ka.ssian

thegiraudeau.patrick