Granmaw's Blazing

No Soup for You Grandma

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 03:30:03 +0000

In this podcast Grandma talks all about soup. This podcast is all about soup and how Grandma really wants to bathe in it all day long . God help us all.

Pikachu // Grandma podcast

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 03:26:39 +0000

Grandma talks about Poo poo Pikachu and her quest to get someone to finally take a poop on her after all these years.

Spelling Alert //

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 22:40:14 +0000

Granmaw doesn't know how to spell.

Fire Burning // Episode 63

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 02:43:12 +0000

In this episode Grandma talks about a fire burning in Nitrahawk's place. Will Nitrahawk survive? Go Subscribe to Nitrahawk on Youtube and find out.

Beyonce is Not My Queen // Episode 64

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 04:38:58 +0000

In this episode Granmaw talks about apology videos, people being on instagram and Facebook and how she doesn't partake in those activities even though she has a Facebook herself.

Lofe & The Victoria Secret Model

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 02:31:14 +0000

In this episode Grandma and I talk about The 105 year old Victoria Secret model, Lofe and much more

Chrissy Teigan Can't Judge me // Episode 61

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 23:34:29 +0000

In this episode we talk about Chrissy Teigan and her dead baby, The first 105 year old model, Aaron Judge and much more.

Italian Society of Independent Soldiers // Grandma Podcast

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 01:33:36 +0000

In this video I read off a very interesting letter I received from someone back in 2019. I kept it until now.

If you or someone you know needs help please contact the number. This is all about mental health and keeping people safe by spreading awareness.

SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357)

Rod Stewart Concert

Sat, 05 Nov 2022 22:03:01 +0000

Nitrahawk breaks down his experience at the Rod Stewart concert with Granmaw.

Midnights is at Midnight

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 02:22:11 +0000

Midnights at Midnight.

Dave Chappelle is Related to Charlie Chaplin

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 03:04:45 +0000

Granmaw talks about pregnant men, figment from epcot, Dave Chappelle and much more

Pregnant Men

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 02:49:07 +0000

In this Podcast Grandma talks about men getting pregnant, Burger addiction, Dave Chappelle and much more.

Johnny Depp

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 03:03:32 +0000

In this episode Granmaw talks about Joe Biden, selling cocaine and much more.

Kung Fu Panda Had an Orgy with Kim Jong Un - Grandma Podcast

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 23:39:17 +0000

Grandma talks about Orgies on the street corner, Kung Fu Panda, and much more.

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Hardcore Pawn // Episode 54

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 02:53:25 +0000

Grandma has expressed interest in opening a Pawn shop

Camels & Alpaca's are the Same thing // Episode 53

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 02:47:02 +0000

Granmaw talks about Alpaca's, Johnny Depp, Patrick Mahomes being her night nurse and much more.

Scarface Grandma // Episode 52

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 23:58:18 +0000

Granmaw becomes Tony Montana and sells some coke, Granmaw gets a night nurse named Patrick Mahomes and much more.

Do ya Like My Body Gefilte Fish is Sexy // Episode 50 (Grandma Podcast)

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 03:13:13 +0000

Nitrahawk learns that his 80 year old Grandma doesn't think Fruit is food, Grandma learns that her granddaughter stabbed herself in the ass with a knife, Rod Stewart's sexy body, Gefilte Fish, and more.

Zac Efron // Episode 49 (Grandma Podcast)

Thu, 26 May 2022 02:55:00 +0000

In this episode we talk to special guest Zac Efron from High School Musical 2. Zac dishes out rumors about Ashley Tisdale and whether or not she was on speed during the making of the first film. Later We talk to Sophia Coppola and the fucking up of Godfather 3.

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Jaws // Episode 48 (Grandma Podcast)

Fri, 20 May 2022 02:22:05 +0000

In this mini episode Grandma talks about going to Universal Studios and experiencing Earthquake the ride, and Jaws.

Hurricane's and Grandma's Brain // Episode 47 (Grandma Podcast)

Fri, 13 May 2022 00:14:37 +0000

I try to get into the mindset of Grandma after two strange incidents: One involves a hurricane. Grandma also takes a deep dive into her time as a child and her weird obsession for pickles.

Judge Judy Gives Grandma a Driver's License to Kill // episode 46 (Grandma Podcast)

Tue, 03 May 2022 23:42:38 +0000

Grandma considers suing Shrek on Judge Judy, she talks about getting license to kill and much more.

Certified Freak Zero Days a Week // Episode 45 (Grandma Podcast)

Thu, 28 Apr 2022 22:58:55 +0000

My 80 year old Grandma Reacts to songs by Halsey, Jhene Aiko, Bad Bunny, Cardi B, Meghan duh Stallion, Blackpink, Dua Lipa, The Weeknd and more.

*This episode was recorded back in February 2020

Joe Rogan: Is he Seth Rogen's Brother? // Episode 44 (Grandma Podcast)

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 22:18:54 +0000

Nitrahawk tries to get Grandma on the Kanye West workout plan in an effort to prepare Grandma for the Tour de France when she turns 100. They talk Lance Armstrong, Richard Simmons, and Joe Rogan.

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Lose Yourself to Seinfeld // Episode 43 (Grandma Podcast)

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 21:36:33 +0000

Grandma talks about Seinfeld, raps Lose yourself by Eminem, hanging out with Cosmo Kramer and much more.

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Scientology Recruitment // Episode 42 (Grandma Podcast)

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 19:20:24 +0000

In this episode Granmaw talks about her stupid friend that got hacked on facebook, and Nitrahawk tries to recruit Grandma for Scientology.

Scumbag Squarepants // Episode 41 (Grandma Podcast)

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 20:02:32 +0000

Granmaw talks about her phone coming back as a zombie, the weirdos on Times Square, and more.

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The Naked Cowboy Does 6ix9ine // episode 40 (Grandma Podcast)

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 19:25:20 +0000

In this Mini episode Granmaw breaks down The Naked Cowboy and taking a photo with 6ix9ine.

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Bongos & Schlongs // Episode 39 (Grandma Podcast)

Fri, 25 Feb 2022 19:33:45 +0000

In this episode Granmaw breaks down Matthew Mcconaughey's penis playing the bongos, and making a citizen's arrest.

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What's the Meaning of Life? // Episode 38 (Grandma Podcast)

Thu, 17 Feb 2022 05:03:34 +0000

Grandma answers what came first the chicken or the egg, and answers what the meaning of life is in this mini episode of Granmaw's Blazing.

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Grandma Thinks She Can Outrun a Grizzly Bear // Episode 37 (Grandma Podcast)

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 04:55:51 +0000

In this episode Grandma thinks she can outrun a Grizzly Bear, Host Nitrahawk talks about some of the greatest comedians of all time, and Grandma answers some of the wildest what if questions.

hE wAs NuMbeR OnE!!!!!!!! / Episode 36 (Grandma Podcast)

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 03:15:35 +0000

NITRAHAWK breaks down the most traumatic experience of his lifetime with his Granmaw.

Grandma talks about living with Drake and Josh, Spongebob, the my Leg Guy and much more.

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Dane Cook vs Voodoo // Episode 35

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 02:27:07 +0000

Grandma talks how to deal with a real life voodoo doll, Losing out on $20,000 Sneakers, Sugar daddy's running fast, and more.

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Grandma Goes to Jail // Episode 34

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 01:52:13 +0000

Grandma talks about her career on tik tok, 24 hour Youtube Challenges, how she trusts Mark Harmon with her life, Grandma talks about going to jail, and much more

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David Dobrik Gave Grandma a Free Car... Would she accept it? // Episode 33

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 00:39:22 +0000

Which celebrity would Grandma take on a survival mission? Listen and find out. If David Dobrik gave my Grandma would she accept it? and Much more

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Carly Rae Jepsen and the Egg Man // Episode 32

Mon, 15 Nov 2021 00:32:37 +0000

Granmaw never heard the song Call me Maybe, they talk about a terrible incident involving an egg, living in Ancient Roman times, that time grandma killed her grandson for 2 packs of cigarettes and much more.

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My Grandma Doesn't want a Cure for AIDS //Episode 31

Mon, 01 Nov 2021 23:18:13 +0000

Granmaw needs to make $5,000 in 30 days or she will die. What will she do? Nitrahawk and Granmaw talk about why she doesn't want Aids to be cured and much more.

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Life is a Highway // Episode 30

Mon, 25 Oct 2021 23:09:31 +0000

Grandma and Nitrahawk talk her being jacked up on Rocket fuel and blasting Rascal Flatts on a motorized bike. Granmaw gets into a heated argument with a cartoon character, and tries to influence "Special Guest" Peter Griffin's dream, and much more

Family Guy // Episode 29

Mon, 11 Oct 2021 22:32:05 +0000

Peter Griffin gives Nitrahawk Covid 19, Stewie Griffin and Peter both host the show as Nitrahawk pukes blood from home and Peter Griffin poops out blood from a bad hamburger. Enjoy Everybody.

The Greatest Movie Idea Of All Time // Episode 28

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 05:03:37 +0000

Grandma pitches the greatest movie idea of all time to Jerry Bruckheimer the Producer of Top Gun. This movie would gross a billion box office. Granmaw and host Nitrahawk talk about Jeff Bezos, Team America, Pawn Stars and much more.

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Ronald Mcdonald wants my Social Security Number // Episode 27

Thu, 09 Sep 2021 04:34:24 +0000

Granmaw and host Nitrahawk have the most insane conversation you'll ever hear about Ronald Mcdonald, scammers, our crazy trip to Elvis Presley's House, New Orleans. And Much more.

This is the Granmaws Blazing Season 2.0 premier!

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Granmaw Doesn't Want to Be Iron Man // Episode 26

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 14:20:00 +0000

Granmaw needs a new Car. She doesn't want the Batmobile, and If Tony Stark retired Granmaw wouldn't want to be the next Iron Man either.

New episodes of Granmaws Blazing return September 9th.

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Dave Matthews Band Took a Dump on Chicago // Episode 25

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 14:30:00 +0000

Granmaw learns what Deep dish pizza is, Talk about a man dying of ice cream, the crazy sh*t that happens in Florida, that time Dave Matthews Band poured 800 Lbs of sh*t on people and much much more.

Granmaw is a Jawn.

Life was better Without Air Conditioning // Episode 24

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 19:35:44 +0000

In this episode Granmaw unveils what she'd do if she ever went to Area 51 and blasted off into space with John Lennon and a space monkey.

Host Jay Calano proposes the question: If grandma goes up to space on a mission with John Lennon, Bob Dylan, Ernest Hemingway, John Kennedy, and a Space Monkey.... would she go?

Grandma thinks Back to the Future is real and actually happened.

Grandma relives all the decades she lived in the stylings of "We didn't start the fire" by Billy Joel.

She says life was better without Air Conditioning, WOODSTOCK SUCKED, and much, much more!

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My Grandma was a 911 Operator // Episode 23

Mon, 08 Mar 2021 19:25:00 +0000

Granmaw tells true stories of when she worked as a 9-1-1 operator and police dispatcher. #Granmawsblazing

Grandma was a badass back in the day! Listen to this comedy podcast and hear Grandma's most insane stories every season!

Grandma Goes to Harvard Law School // Episode 22

Mon, 22 Feb 2021 20:40:00 +0000

Grandma tries to get into Harvard Law School like in Legally Blonde but fails miserably, Grandma forgets Earth is a planet, doesn't know the World Trade Center is in New York, why your forehead is on your face, communicating with blind people, auditioning for the she Hulk and more.

Grandma Gives Dating Advice // Episode 21

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 23:10:00 +0000

In part two of the Valentine's day special, this episode Granmaw talks about how she once dated Prince Charming, compares online dating to in person dating and gives relationship advice.

Tinder Dating on Valentines Day // Episode 20

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 04:54:53 +0000

In this Valentines day Special Host Jay Calano sets up a Tinder for Grandma and she matches up with some very interesting people. Grandma talks socially distanced / web chat dating and she may want to go skydiving.

Doctors are prescribing Cocaine // Episode 19

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 02:08:18 +0000

Granmaw talks about doctors prescribing cocaine, getting cloned, Granmaw wins a day to hang out with Vin Diesel rides Fast and Furious Supercharged on weed, and the craziest drugs she's ever taken, Halsey, knocking up Katherine Heigl and more.

I believe in the Loch Ness Monster // Episode 18

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 01:42:16 +0000

Granmaw learns about Sharknado, visits the lost city of Atlantis, Granmaw believes the Loch Ness monster is real and might have a career in stand up comedy and more.

Granmaw's TV died. RIP

Launched into Space on a Toilet Bowl // Episode 17

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 14:15:00 +0000

In this episode, Granmaw wants to ride a dinosaur, watches a pewdiepie video for the first time, fights Cardi B, Host Jay Calano talks about Lady Gaga's meat dress, Billie Eilish and gets launched into space on a toilet bowl.

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Flying a Plane into the Bermuda Triangle // Episode 16

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 20:30:00 +0000

Granmaw thinks Superman doesn't fly, opening a restaurant in the bermuda triangle called vagina, explains the time she experienced an Earthquake, Granmaw flies an airplane and more.

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Grandma Never Saw Star Wars // Episode 15

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 20:15:00 +0000

In this episode Granmaw reveals she's never seen ANY of the Star Wars movies, they talk The office and more.

Jay learns that Granmaw has never seen the american version of "THE OFFICE" with Steve Carell. They go through some of the funniest moments such as the Dundies at Chilis, Dwight Schrute and his Bed and Breakfast, and more.

Granmaw unveils if she thinks Hilary Swank is hot or not. Find out what she says.

THE MILLION DOLLAR BABY!

All this and much more in this episode of Granmaw's Blazing!

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Grandma learns about Online Porn // Episode 14

Mon, 04 Jan 2021 19:40:00 +0000

In this episode Granmaw claims Finland isn't real Host Jay discuss some of the craziest online conspiracy theories: Meghan Markle being a robot Mermaids being real, online porn and more

They discuss the conspiracy theory that Finland isn't really there and Grandma actually starts to believe that Finland isn't real. Seriously.

Grandma thinks mermaids are real. They discuss Aquaman and if he was real and what his life would be like.

Grandma learns who Belle Delphine is, Anime... and hentai.

Grandma learns what online porn is......and much, much more.

Note: this episode was recorded before Belle Delphine went fully pornographic.

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Santa Claus Gets The Vaccine (Christmas Special) // Episode 13

Sun, 20 Dec 2020 06:33:27 +0000

Grandma doesn't know when Jesus was born, Grandma thinks Michael Buble is a prisoner of war Santa Claus gets the covid vaccine and more.

Also, we talk Christmas music, what would really happen if Frosty the Snowman came to life, Grandma talks about getting stuck in a blizzard and lastly Jay Calano talks about the time he almost played Jesus Christ in a church play on Christmas eve. All this and much more in this episode of Granmaw's Blazing.

Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays

Festivus with Shrek & Ryan Seacrest // Episode 12

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 17:00:00 +0000

In this Festivus special Granmaw has Shrek's love child and Ryan Seacrest is the Godfather. Jay airs out his grievances as does Granmaw... she has a few...

Granmaw talks Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, and much much more.

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It's Never ogre....

If I was Spider-Man I'd make a Pizza // Episode 11

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 23:30:00 +0000

Grandma learns that Las Vegas and Phoenix are in the desert. Grandma tells us what she'd do if she was spiderman, She reacts to Smash Mouth lyrics and more

Rundown:

Grandma admits she's never seen Spider-man.

Grandma talks about what she'd do if she was ever Spider-man such as making Pizza's for everybody and taking on the villains such as Doctor Octopus, and the Green Goblin.

Grandma hilariously breaks down the lyrics of All Star by Smash Mouth.

Grandma admits she's the worst person to ask for dating advice. That's why in this episode we asking her dating advice! This comes with a twist however because the dating advice is a little insane.

Grandma wants to be a NASCAR driver // Episode 10

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 18:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Granmaws Blazing, Grandma watches a pewdiepie video for the first time, plays quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs, races for NASCAR and much more.

Rundown:

Grandma discovers twitch and the gamers named ninja and pewdiepie. She gives her thoughts on getting paid to play video games.

Later on they talk about potential hobby's Grandma can get into such as being a backup quarterback for Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs. She gives her hilarious thoughts on possibly skateboarding with Tony Hawk, and Skiing with olympian Lindsey Vonn and more.

Grandma thinks she can be a NASCAR driver and beat Ricky Bobby.

They discuss contemporary art and Grandma's hysterical thoughts on controversial art such as toilets, poop and more.

Thanksgiving Day Special //Episode 9

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 01:17:44 +0000

Granmaw wants to stay home this Thanksgiving and play tackle football in a hazmat suit, Cardi B's boobs being a thanksgiving day parade balloon and more.

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Breaking into Disney World // Episode 8

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 17:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Granmaw's Blazing: Jay and his Grandma discuss breaking into Disney World and what the crazy things they'd do if they ever had the Magic Kingdom all to themselves.

They discuss the potential exhibition fight between Floyd Mayweather and Logan Paul. or Logan Paul vs Megatron. We put Grandma in the Fast and Furious and Transformers movies and what she'd do if she went head to head against Megatron.

Jay Calano sings Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion WAP in the style of Frank Sinatra as well as "I am a God" by Kanye West in the style of Elvis Presley.

...they talk about aliens and much, much more.

Logan Paul and Jake Paul Annoy me // Episode 7

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 18:00:00 +0000

In this episode Granmaw learns what a vlogger is. For the first time She watches and reacts to videos by Casey Neistat, Jake Paul, and Logan Paul. She reacts to "It's Everyday Bro" and Jay asks her if she has any interest in joining team 10.

Find out why Granmaw is angered by Tana Mongeau and seriously wants to fight her in this episode of Granmaw's Blazing.

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"The Mandalorian Murdered my Tesla" // Episode 6

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 04:29:53 +0000

Granmaw talks about her nightmare fantasy of driving and electric car an being murdered by the mandalorian when she's charging it in a desert in Arkansas. She learns what 69 and 420 means. They talk about farting in the back of an uber, the Jersey Shore and much more.

"Grandma's Intervention" // Episode 5

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 17:50:00 +0000

In this episode Jay Calano and Granmaw talk about why old people love stealing shopping carts and the crazy things they may be doing with them. Find out why Granmaw feels the constant need to sit on pens and her remote control, and Jay gives her a much needed intervention.

"Who the heck is Pewdiepie?" // Episode 4

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 03:07:23 +0000

Granmaw learns about Pewdiepie, Mr. Beast, and Tommy Wiseau. She claims Lebron James isn't the greatest of all time, and explains why she wouldn't go to Mars. #granmawsblazing

Rundown:

Grandma explains why she doesn't want to go to mars or appear on the Mrbeast channel. Jay and his Granmaw also battle over Lebron James being considered one of the greatest players of all time. AND Granmaw tells Jay that if he, Ray Liotta, or Clint Eastwood were on the Titanic she would never visit them if given the chance by James Cameron.

"French Fries may kill people" // Episode 3

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 03:29:58 +0000

In this episode Jay Calano and his Granmaw talk about how adding too much salt could possibly kill you. Granmaw claims babies are born addicted to weed. Granmaw makes the claim that Weed is only legal in Colorado because the people there are "high anyway they may as well get higher." She thinks that Snoop Dogg is finally "off the weed". Granmaw plays a game of "the bachelorette" where she finally unveils who she'd go on a date with. Hint: it's not Tom Cruise or Leonardo Dicaprio.

"Leonardo Dicaprio isn't my type" // Episode 2

Sat, 24 Oct 2020 22:54:10 +0000

Jay Calano and Granmaw talk about her feelings on Doja Cat, her harsh words for Cardi B and more. They also talk about what she'd do during a zombie apocalypse. They also discuss Granmaw's potential dance partners on Dancing with the Stars. Granmaw discusses how she doesn't want to dance with George Clooney, Matt Damon, Zac Efron or date James Franco.

Adam Sandler Sends Noods // Episode 1

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 04:04:42 +0000

In this episode of Granmaw's Blazing, Nitrahawk and Granmaw discuss Granmaw's intense fear of sharks, the hilarious new macaroni and cheese promotion of sending noodles, Adam Sandler, Vampires, funny tasting green water and more.