The Media Dungeon

Sing Sing (2023)

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 23:37:35 +0000

skindiana bones and the temple of womb

The Brutalist (2024)

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 18:10:36 +0000

it already gave us two handjobs, we don’t need another hand

The Wild Robot (2024)

Sun, 23 Feb 2025 22:08:06 +0000

it’s like the origin story for the chucky cheese band

Nickel Boys (2024)

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 03:19:08 +0000

maybe he just wanted to really teach the tik-tok teens what POV means

Wicked (2024)

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 00:35:19 +0000

so...this isn't a movie about boston?

Challengers (2024)

Fri, 07 Feb 2025 02:40:20 +0000

painty pat is what they’re gonna call him at the shipyards from now on

Queer (2024)

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 03:25:49 +0000

he put his entire gay into this role

Emilia Pérez (2024)

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 03:47:49 +0000

man to woman penis to vaginaaaaa

Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl (2024)

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 03:45:36 +0000

there’s a dog masturbating on the middle of the basketball court

Anora (2024)

Sun, 12 Jan 2025 20:14:00 +0000

a Hoe Alone, if you will

Conclave (2024)

Fri, 03 Jan 2025 04:06:53 +0000

there’s some korn in my shit, maybe I should start myself a little band

Red One (2024)

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 03:32:34 +0000

why do we need therapy when we can trap children in snowglobes?

Jingle All the Way (1996)

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 01:05:43 +0000

slinging mattresses like dog cocaine

Robocop (1987)

Sun, 01 Dec 2024 14:00:00 +0000

i'm on the robocop diet

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 01:03:55 +0000

...this a Hustler magazine you wrote on sharpie with

Hundreds of Beavers (2022)

Sun, 17 Nov 2024 14:00:00 +0000

that’s why I got kicked off that playground

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)

Sun, 10 Nov 2024 14:00:00 +0000

is this bitch wearing pants???

Joker: Folie à Deux (2004)

Wed, 06 Nov 2024 06:48:45 +0000

stop joking me off!

Underworld (2003)

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 01:11:12 +0000

21 cum salute

Queen of the Damned (2002)

Sun, 20 Oct 2024 13:00:00 +0000

jesus had it easy, honestly

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (1988)

Sun, 13 Oct 2024 13:00:00 +0000

holy shit, that's spooky, I wanna fuck it

The Crow (1994) and The Crow (2024)

Sun, 06 Oct 2024 13:00:00 +0000

get crowkerfied

The Garfield Movie (2024)

Sun, 29 Sep 2024 13:00:00 +0000

my son got feline diabetes, I’m so proud

Skibidi Toilet (Part 2)

Sat, 14 Sep 2024 13:00:00 +0000

you gotta jack off in a coffin in front of your dad

Skibidi Toilet

Sun, 08 Sep 2024 13:00:00 +0000

it's like platoon for people who still wet the bed

Alien (1979)

Sun, 01 Sep 2024 13:26:00 +0000

like a crab bib, but for eating buttholes

The Holy Mountain (1973)

Sat, 24 Aug 2024 13:00:00 +0000

you like when I eat that mountainussy?

Shadow of the Vampire (2000)

Sun, 18 Aug 2024 13:00:00 +0000

it's the white women demographic there

A History of Violence (2005)

Sun, 11 Aug 2024 13:00:00 +0000

sir. sir. we know you can hear us.

Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

Sun, 04 Aug 2024 01:45:58 +0000

we're gonna throw in a motherfuckin dolphin as well

Twister (1996)

Sat, 27 Jul 2024 03:28:13 +0000

[Phillip Seymour Hogman] sucked the hump outta that camel

Watchmen (2009) The Ultimate Cut

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 13:00:00 +0000

I'm gonna start calling regular pornography "not-child porn"

Cosmopolis (2012)

Sun, 14 Jul 2024 03:13:05 +0000

rats are the new cash

American Psycho (2000)

Sun, 07 Jul 2024 02:34:43 +0000

hanging dong, tube sock time, hanging that sock on my dick

Gozu (2003)

Sat, 29 Jun 2024 00:09:44 +0000

those are my fuckladles

I Saw the TV Glow (2024)

Sun, 23 Jun 2024 16:54:10 +0000

flabber is a transmasc icon

Ex Machina (2014)

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 23:32:43 +0000

no, no: fuckbots

Rampage (2009)

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 19:44:40 +0000

in a world...where all service workers are incompetent

Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scargiver (2024)

Fri, 24 May 2024 13:00:00 +0000

are you my naughty little king, my slutty little regent?

Godzilla Minus One (2023)

Fri, 17 May 2024 13:00:00 +0000

entombed in a septic tank

Tron (1982)

Thu, 09 May 2024 13:00:00 +0000

wikihog.com

Hackers (1995)

Sun, 05 May 2024 13:00:00 +0000

the great hacking rollerblade vs skate divide of good vs evil

Space Truckers (1996)

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 13:00:00 +0000

space traffickers

Brazil (1985)

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 13:00:00 +0000

i’m the john coltrane of farts and i’m farting my way to hell

District B13 (2004)

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 13:00:00 +0000

parkour vs. corruption

Dune 2 (2024)

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 13:00:00 +0000

he be ridin that worm

Dune (2021)

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 13:00:00 +0000

this space cocaine is OUTTA CONTROL

Death Wish 3 (1985) [feat. Prof Beck from Prison Breakdown]

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 13:00:00 +0000

everyone should have a gun. except for criminals.

This is Me...Now: A Love Story (2024)

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 13:00:00 +0000

milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made

Starship Troopers (1997)

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 14:00:00 +0000

you can't even jerk off to that

The Iron Claw (2023)

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 14:00:00 +0000

The Chad Suicides

Liquid Sky (1982)

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 14:00:00 +0000

I kill everything I fuck

Rebel Moon (2023)

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 14:00:00 +0000

welcome to my strange addiction.

my name is jimmy

i'm addicted to crowns

The Sadness (2021)

Mon, 05 Feb 2024 14:00:00 +0000

Alvin and the Cuckmunks

Anatomy of a Fall (2023)

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 14:00:00 +0000

more feminist than Barbie (2023)