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        <copyright>2022 - The Schnauzer Logic Radio Co.</copyright>
        <itunes:subtitle>This was not the podcast I was planning...</itunes:subtitle>
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        <itunes:summary>I used to do a podcast back when people would say, &#34;What&#39;s a podcast?&#34; Then I had an idea for a new podcast and got stuck and decided to try a different podcast and that fell apart and now I&#39;m doing another podcast, but this was not the podcast I was planning to do. Enjoy!</itunes:summary>
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                <itunes:title>Episode 10 (where my friend Kirsten shows up unexpectedly)</itunes:title>
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                <itunes:title>Episode 9 (Home of the Hobbyist)</itunes:title>
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                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Full Disclosure: I&amp;#39;d give myself a B- (grading on a curve) for this episode. Not only do I say uhh and umm and swallow and smack my lips an annoying amount, but I ramble for the first half and then don&amp;#39;t even have the details on the shows I want to recommend in the second half. I&amp;#39;ll do better because I want to do better, and if you decide to drop off early I&amp;#39;ll understand. But don&amp;#39;t worry... pretty soon there will be &amp;#39;another one!&amp;#39;&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>I don&#39;t know how time passes so quickly (while that eggplant parmesan sandwich I had last weekend seems to still be hanging around), but here&#39;s a new episode. I thought I might talk about the sh*tshow that is Twitter or the amazing song parody I wrote of Sweet Child O&#39; Mine, which I transformed into Sweet Biodesign (I&#39;m the Weird Al of Academia!), but none of that happened and I still managed to talk for more than 30 minutes straight!</p><p>New episodes coming soon(er). Promise!   </p>]]></description>
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