Gettin Head: A Bucketcast

Episode 106: Quiznos Subs on What Those Holes Do

Sun, 23 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Today I’m reviewing Pikes 321-323 (Warm Your Ancestors, Doctor Lorca’s Work, and Thank You Taylor), I also talk about lawn care, Buckethead’s live pikes, retiring all of the show segments, trying out new subs, Whitby Goth Festival, RIP Kay Parker, Papa John Gives a bunch of money to Sarah Palin, Clerks 3 (2022), Buckethead’s collaboration with Ornithological Anarchist Hakim Bey, CHAZ/CHOP, Hideous! (1998), Buckethead’s stolen guitars, programmed bass, Death - Symbolic, Savatage, and Halloween Ends (2022).

Episode 105: Dom and Dahmer

Sun, 16 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week I’m doing a solo run on Buckethead’s 318-320 (March 19th 2020, Dreams Remembered, and Dreams Remembered Version 2), mathematical shit is boring, splitting up the Soy Trek episodes and Patreon updates, Alex Jones is fucked and that’s hilarious, young goths are more likely to self-harm, RIP Chuck Deardorf, Papa John’s former marketing guy dies, Chop & Steele, the Found Footage Festival, Yo-Yo Guy Mark Proksch, Buckethead’s collaboration with Banyan, the day the pandemic started to feel real, making the same album twice, Nathan Fielder’s the Rehersal, Britain’s Top 5 Horror Films, and some dumbass bucketjokes.

Episode 104: The Second Anniversary is Chicken

Sun, 09 Oct 2022 00:13:18 +0000

Flying solo again this week! It’s getting surprisingly easy! I find that kinda disturbing! Anyways, this week I listen to and review Pikes 325-217 (Arboretum, Angel Wings, and Live Feathers), I also get down and dirty into how my ex- becoming a new age right-wing hippie has provided me with an incredibly comforting closure, the new Hellraiser reboot, Hot Topic’s new venture into the world of Roblox, RIP Anthony Inoki, Papa John losing a house to Hurricane Ian, the worst drag performance I’ve ever seen (and one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard), Buckethead’s collaboration with Artist, filmmaker, and musician Julian Schnabel, are Live Pikes worth it?, the very literal meaning of the word arboretum, and The Phantom (1996) starring Billy Zane.

Episode 103: Third Rail, Fourth Meal (feat. Scott Thrope)

Sun, 02 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +0000

We're joined by an old friend and returning guest! Scott is back to talk about Buckethead's Pikes 312-314 (Gary Fukamoto My Childhood Best Friend Thanks For All The Times We Played, Vincent Price SHRUNKEN HEAD Apple Sculpture, and Rooster Coaster), we also talk about remembering music that you listen to during insignificant parts of your life, combining the fourth and the third rail, Britain remembers Bellingham is clean, universities spend too much money on facilities, breath work, Rainbow Gathering, Woodstock 94, Britain is making too much merch, RIP Coolio, why does Papa Murphy’s exist?, treating Papa Johns like Comet Ping Pong, Machine Gun Kelly isn’t good, Buckethead’s recordings with Anton Fier (RIP), a helicopter theme park, go take a walk!, Emily the Criminal (2022), Amsterdam (2022), and the Tim Conway “Dorf” series of films.

Episode 102: Smells Like Primus (feat. John "Harsh" Harshman)

Sun, 25 Sep 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Today I’m talking to my old friend John “Harsh” Harshman, and together we’re getting balls deep into Buckethead’s Pikes 309-311 (Cosmic Oven, In the Laboratory of Doctor Septimus Pretorius, and Funace Follies), we also talk about how Harsh saw Buckethead without the mask and bucket while working security for a festival, Britain has never sucked dick for weed (but has for free), what does Primus smell like?, Shaq talks about the Papa John’s buyout, boofing a no-doz, working in a drywall factory, Don King the weird weasly chicken dude, burning Whole Foods to the ground, capitalism is bukkake, Slayer has one album, chatting with Chris Barnes and Gene Ween, our big 4s, better than bullion vs. regular bullion, Marvel shouldn’t make a movie about Buckethead, Buckethead on PBS, George Carlin and the P-Funk Allstars, Letterkenny, alienating music, drum programming is hard, gettin brown with ween, Beat Street (1984), and sports guys.

Episode 101: Blowing Exclusively Diabetic Dudes (feat. Matt Collins)

Sun, 18 Sep 2022 07:00:00 +0000

I’m joined by one of my favorite guests again today! Comedian and broadcaster Matt Collins joins me to listen to and discuss Pikes 306-308 (The Toy Cupboard, Mercury Beak, and Theater of the Disembodied), we also get into how George Carlin was naturally on cocaine, caffeinated orange soda, what’s the flavor of Big Red?, System of a Down - Toxicity, we need something to revitalize Peeps, blowing exclusively diabetic dudes is based, Buckethead’s new collab with Azam Ali, that one King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard drum fill, Matt’s worst band breakup, RIP the guy who invented, They Might Be Giants children’s music, Raffi, Cocomelon’s addictive children’s programming, local pro wrestling rules, Buckethead’s song with Snoop Dogg, Wondershowzen, what Pike songs should Buckethead play live?, Berzerker (2022), the Angel series of films from the 80s, and Disney’s The Country Bears (2002).

Episode 100: Spenser's Out

Sun, 11 Sep 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Well shit, Britain is running solo now. Wild. Today I’m listening to and reviewing Pikes 303-305 (Castle of Franken Berry, Rainbow Tower, and Two Story Hourglass) and I’m also discussing Spenser leaving the podcasts, Goth Night at Six Flags cancellation, Payton Mannning’s relationship with Papa John’s, sucking girl dick, Camouflage (2005), Master and Commander (2003), Icehouse (the Australian band, not the incredibly cheap beer), Young Einstein (1988), people disliking when Buckethead doesn’t solo, Europe is a great place to get drunk, Meet the Family (2003), and a thanks to Spenser for Episodes 1-99.

Episode 99: Frequency of the Weekuency

Sun, 04 Sep 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re getting into Buckethead’s Pikes 300-302 (Quarry, The Chariot of Saturn, and Cyborgs, Robots & More), plus we discuss the gothest beverage, old cash registers, Prince, Limp Bizkit covering Prince, getting too much pussy and turning into a Jehovah’s Witness, the genesis of post-punk, why Papa Johns doesn’t have dining rooms, making bread out of bones, biting a pizza tattoo, Taiwanese transistors, nationalizing any industry on which the public relies, Noah’s Apt., the christian ‘gotcha’ dude, toxic Buckethead fans, Killswitch Engage’s cover of “Holy Diver”, Bull of Heaven’s infinity minus one years long song, Where’s Officer Tuba? (1987), and Elden Ring.

Episode 98: Dream of Californiumication

Sun, 28 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

We dive into Pikes 297-299 (Fork, Robes of Citrine, and Thought Pond), Spenser's trip to Psycho Las Vegas, racist condo board members, and how much Papa John's spends on garlic butter.

Episode 97: Population Pudding

Sun, 21 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re cream teaming right into Buckethead’s Pikes 293, 294, and 296 (Oven Mitts, Warp Threads, and Ghouls of the Graves), we also discuss Dr. Horrible’s Conference Room at Password University, Spenser knows all the old slurs, Silly William Jellybeans, Britain’s drinks a half gallon mason jar of diet coke, Shia LaBeouf grabs his partner’s boob, RIP Steve Grimmett, Britain gives a full summary of Papa John Schnatter’s CPAC speech, Spenser is going to Psycho Las Vegas (Britain recommends a sex worker, a magic show, or unique food), a lot of black metal should be cancelled, reading Buckethead’s first interview as Herbie?, live albums recorded on a phone, warped tour outfit, Uncle Al Rocks, going dressed as a Renaissance character to a Star Trek convention, sex in a cemetary, the biggest animal you would masturbate for your job, Freddie Got Fingered (2001), potato microphone, quicksand fetishism and Prey (2022), Tool takes too long to write music, squirt is pee and that’s what makes it hot, who is the official band of Halloween?, Britain does a Darwin Binks impression, don’t fuck with our boy Jordan Vine, Trans Rights are Human Rights, Knowledge Fight Podcast, Terminal USA (1993), Better Call Saul, and the greatest Tweet of all time from Billy Zane.

Episode 96: Diarrhiot

Sun, 14 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re gettin into the nitty gritty with Pikes 288, 291, and 292 (Liminal Monorail, Fogray, and Galaxies), we also discuss technical difficulties, Windows updates break Spenser, 96 Bitter Beings, automatic drivers, new League gothic skins, RIP Gene LeBell (who made Steven Seagal poop his pants), pooping into each others butts with the homies, r/letstalkbam, coleslaw is a condiment, synth pads, monorails, bus stop meth friends, a dude who only enters his house through the window, the limits of technical fast bass playing, Axl Rose causes a lot of riots, how did COVID affect Buckethead?, what if Buckethead ousted the Cantina Band from Star Wars?, old dudes in the Youtube comments, kayfabe, churches are a waste of money if you’re trying to help people, the best Keiths in music, the return of JORDAN VINE, Buckethead is the Edgar Allen Poe of guitar, fuck Elon Musk, Joe Bonamassa, exercising, X-Men the Animated Series, and Gargoyles.

Episode 95: CKY Jelly

Sun, 07 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Hee haw! Today we’re reviewing Pikes 283, 284, and 287 (Once Upon a Distant Plane, Looking Through the Garden, and Electrum). We also talk about web browsers, Herman Li being a bro, 96 Bitter Beings, Geoff Tate is an effemized Kerry King, Queensryche is Bellevue Metal, Danny Elfman’s cover album, NASCAR is Goth, toast blankets and sleeping on bread, Prey (2022), is sinking back?, Spenser is not surprised when he finds out Brit is into *anything*, pool maintenance, a buckethero emerges and returns a guitar to Buckethead, edging unreleased Pikes, the divisive Buckethead live songs, getting lost in a cloud on a mountain and jerking off on the summit, big gardens, let’s go Brandon DiCamillo, Spenser likes how bad St. Anger sounds, erotic electrostimulation, Frank Zappa’s band anal training on the tour bus together, anal douching, radical cumming empathy, misophonia (but not for pussy eating), cumming under the desk for 30 years, a Zornhead gets wild on the buckethead comments, you can not only have sex on Buckethead—you can cum twice, Pat Methaney - Orchestrion, Techno Viking, 988 is the new Mental Health Hotline, pilgrim staff, jerk-off breaks while recording, samosas, Coherence (2014), and some Ralph Battles concerning Axl Rose, Nixon, and Elvis.

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Episode 94: Hashpipe Metoo

Sun, 31 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re buttchugging 3 more Buckethead Pikes with Pikes 280-282 (In Dreamland, The Sea Remembers Its Own, and Toys R Us Tantrums). We also discuss: all the disastrous Pinocchio films, there are only three tempos, recognizing synth presets in pop songs, making gangs out of early internet companies, the recent heat wave, picking up Sri Lankan pussy, is Ghost Weezer for goths?, RIP to Charles Ward of Rockfield Studios, Buckethead has some guitars stolen, fortnite on a disc for sale, the weird dudes who use Redbox to rent dvds, the best ambient sound, the Pantera reunion, Britain drinks as much diet coke as Donald Trump, trying to get Buckethead albums in Switzerland, Hillary’s emails were all from rubmaps, Slash trolling buckethead social media, dessert hummus, drugstakers don’t belong here, Gallagher’s comedy, Box - Cherry Blossoms at Night, and Ralph battles about two fuckin Dicks (Cheney and Eric Clapton).

Episode 93: Schrödinger's Catbox

Sun, 24 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re blowing right through Buckethead’s Pikes 278-280 (Division is the Devil’s Playground, Unexpected Journeys, and Skeleton Keys) we also discuss: pubic hair wigs, pubic hair ended with Ross Perot, RIP fusion bassist Michael Henderson, Spenser gets a new bass, Spenser has one of the most insufferably boring stories about the airport parking garage ever told, every box is a cat box if you trap the cat in it long enough, Hot Action Cop - Fever for the Flava, Buckethead x Bassnectar, Brit and Spenser go to a Christian music festival in Alaska, being afraid of falling off a bridge in your car, Geppetto is a pedophile, Napoleon on Twitter, what juice does Buckethead drink?, when did YouTube get emoji comments?, Grind (2004), Streets of Rage (1993), the girl does karate film genre, and why women rub their eyes in the morning.

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Episode 92: All Cats are Brandon (feat. author Stone Abdullah)

Sun, 17 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

We've got a guest! Stone Abdullah, golden-voiced rad dude and author of the Journey of the Shadow series. Together we're listening to Pikes 274-276 (Fourneau Cosmique, Dreamthread, and Healing Inside Outside Every Side). Britain is also incredibly sick and way too tired to write a full episode synopsis, so deal with it. We talk a bunch about boobs, Meow Wolf art collective, Pakistani goths, Axiom Funk, Britain's fucked up dream where he's commander Riker solving a rape puzzle, and nuclear non-proliferation.

We cover a lot of ground. Just listen to it.

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https://journeyoftheshadow.com

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Episode 91: Rub Trip

Sun, 10 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Oh heck, we’re diving right into Buckethead’s Pikes 271-273 (The Squaring of the Circle, Coniunctio, and Guillotine Furnace). We also talk about Bongcasting, only weird old men carry half-dollars, librarians like their order, self-help books all say the same shit, Ecco the Dolphin sucked, the worst weed Brit ever bought in San Francisco, Goth Tractor Girl, RIP Yu-Gi-Oh dude, the right questions for Papa John are the dumb ones, Britain’s falafel recipe, Spenser still thinks about Britain’s vegetarian meatball sandwich, deep fried pizza, The Bastard Noise (feat. Buckethead) split EP with Spastic Colon, Pirate Thrash, Julian Casablancas looks exactly like a guy who would be in The Strokes, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner, Mike Mangini, does Buckethead use an Ebow?, Rubmaps and getting jerked off at a massage parlor, $80 is how much a handjob costs, the Rockband and GnR to Bucketbot pipeline, who has the best fries?, art that gives people hope, is Jordan Vine Buckethead?, Old (2021), Screwballs (1983), shitting your pants when listening to Buckethead, the Da Vinci Code, instrumental music without a message can’t change your life, Local H - As Good as Dead, Red Fang, The Boys Season 3, Reconstruction by Eric Foner, leftist radicals are usually right, Aura Bora sparkling water, and stealing from Whole Foods.

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Episode 90: She Puked on his Dick

Sun, 03 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Oh shit we’re doing it again! Today we’re reviewing Buckethead’s pikes 268-270 (Sonar Rainbow, Decaying Parchment, and A3) We also discuss: Is George Noory from Coast to Coast AM still alive? Brit used to be red pilled as fuck by domestic talk radio, ARM Processors vs Adjustable Rate Mortgages, Britain attempts to explain to Spenser why the Kardashians are famous, you never wanna have to talk about butt stuff with you doctor, the sequel to the production company A24, Jay Mascus would totally kick the shit outta Spenser, Ted Nugent drops the N-bomb with a hard R at the Alaska State Fair, Ariana Grande, Buckethead vs. Mozart, Britain does salvia for the first time and tries to run through a glass door, I fought the slaw and the slaw won, quantity vs. quality, The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star, Buckethead music as the planes that blew up the twin towers, California Redwoods, and Jessie Gender’s Youtube Channel and 5.5 hour video on sex in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

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Episode 89: Head and Soldiers

Sun, 26 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Sup wizard? Today we're listening to Buckethead's Pikes 265-267 (Ride Operator Q Bozo, Far, and Thoracic Spine Collapser). We also discuss how Spenser gets drafted into a command position on the Geek Militia and is sent to Password University, Pooldiaper (No Tool Pool), fuck George W Bush, Kravis’s goth bachelor party, The Requin (2022), Mad God (2022), Buckethead (and most of Praxis) on Ben Wa - Devil Dub (1999), Q Bozo Drop, the songs you when driving in someone else’s truck in Alaska, the worst place to have to ask to use the bathroom, Spenser’s best burger, playing bass riffs while the Hindenburg goes down, what does God’s cum taste like?, cheese whiz, predictability in music, The Emperor in Star Wars is just older Dani Filth, the G String on every guitar is always going out of tune, getting in trouble with God for spilling the seed, Jordan Vine doesn’t poop, War, what is it (good for)?, there’s a hole in my bucket dear Liza, the Hoobastank Hooburrito at Denny’s, The End of Policing by Alex S. Vitale, Before the Storm by Rick Perlstein, and some failed one-liners.

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Episode 88: GOAT (God of all Titties)

Sun, 19 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Oh hey we’re still doing this? Yes. Here we are reviewing Buckethead’s Pikes 262-264 (Nib Y Nool, Glacier, and Poseidon), the guy from craigslist who goes into people’s septic tank, Spenser buys a small guitar, Goth Babe’s covid, Orange Hat Larry’s legendary customer service, Bucketfact’s love of Old Dirty Bastard, Britain is a communist (not joking), Spenser doesn’t know what a tankie is, what fiat currency tastes the worst?, workplace shootings, music videos aren’t as cool as they used to be, living in 3d chess, The Poseidon Adventure (2005), Lost in Space (1998), dirt and worms is one of the best desserts ever, a jerk-off challenge against the devil, FLAC rocks, where do you even buy frankincense and myrrh?, small accounts acting like they’re well-known and successful, a weird U2 guy who won’t stop bothering Spenser, and The Underground Comedy Movie (1999) starring Slash and the Shamwow guy.

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Episode 87: Assimov Man (feat. Filmmaker Kevin Vonesper)

Sun, 12 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re joined by a guest! Filmmaker and major bucketbot Kevin Vonesper is here to tell us about his film: The Life and Slimes of Dukey Flyswatter and Haunted Garage. Together we’re listening to Buckethead Pikes 259-261 (Undersea Dead City, Ferry to the Island of the Lost Minds, and Portal to the Red Waterfall). We’re also getting into wild discussions such as touching on: Blood Diner (1987), Beetlejuice 2, RIP David Smith and Andy Fletcher, Spenser gets canceled by Mark Zuckerberg, Britain gets cancelled by Youtube, Phantom of the Opera, Maximum Bob, weird shit in the library of congress, that Kevin Smith tweet, gettin shitty with Smitty, Deli Creeps, tv show Pistol, and The Breed (2001). Also a 4 pack of Epic Ralph Battles in History.

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Episode 86: Foreskin Horizon 5

Sun, 05 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re falling down the well of Buckethead’s Pikes 256-258 (Meteor Firefly Net, Blank Slate, and Echo). We also discuss such bullshit as: Britain and Spenser go to Steely Dan and it takes forever, Spense gets white claw wasted and projectile vomits all over the inside of a Lyft and runs away, Devin Townsend is totally gogglepilled, RIP Alan White of Yes, a new Phish manager at work, Buckethead’s “unreleased” album “Super Diorama Theater”, Brit has to puke on the bus, the video of Chuck Berry farting in a sex worker’s face, you don’t become a big corporation without exploiting the third world, Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022), and Forza Horizon 5.

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Gettin New Music: A Maycast

Tue, 31 May 2022 23:00:00 +0000

We listened to a bunch of new albums this month and reviewed them!

Mary Halvorson - Amaryllis/Belladonna

Master Boot Record - Personal Computer

Ou - One

Red Snapper - Everybody is Somebody

Black Star - No Fear of Time

Pharmacist - Flourishing Extremities on Unspoiled Mental Ground

James LaBrie - Beautiful Shade of Grey

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Episode 85: Rocky Bukkake and Apollo Seed (feat. Chibbs of 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die)

Sun, 29 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

We’re rejoined by one of our favorite guests! Chibbs from 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die—Australia’s funniest music podcast—joins us to listen to Buckethead Pikes 253-255 (Coop Erstown, Woven Twigs, and Abominable Snow Scalp). We also discuss: 6 waves is too many for pandemics and sports games, different genres of handjobs, you can use anything for toilet paper, RIP Vangelis, a video game console exclusively for racists, Buckethead’s first recording Brazos, Star Trek in Australia, Cliffhanger (1993), the multiverse of sadness, John Wayne Gacy thought clowns were beautiful, the nor’easter snowstorm, Spenser has a birthday accident, Rest In Piss (if you’re into that kinda thing), Tokyo Vice, Two Hands (1999), and Ou - One.

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Episode 84: Shaun White Privilege

Sun, 22 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

We’re jumping into Buckethead Pikes 250-252 (250, Waterfall Cove, and Bozo in the Labarynth), we’re also discussing such important topics as: We’re living in Van Halen 3, Spenser gets into ‘potato products’ again, what character on Star Trek has the biggest gock?, Spenser talks about a burrito for some reason, Cruel World Fest in LA, BDS, RIP Greek Porn Star Kostas Gousgounis, Papa John holds a Kentucky Derby Party, 1993’s Zillatron, what do you mean by everything?, Johnny Rotten spent over $10k on mobile games, steal from Whole Foods, neither of us can remember Mike Portnoy’s name, Tritony Soprano, a visit from our friend Gay Romano, 4Chan brigading the Oprah forums, Tuscan milk, having your skull split open a big juicy cock, Why so Steve Miller Band?, the cultural conversation about donkey punching, Shrek’d porn, the two movies Bret Michaels directed: A Letter from Death Row (1998) and No Code of Conduct (1998), and Epic Ralph battles including Brutus v Caesar and Tim Lambesis vs his Steroid Dealer.

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Episode 83: What are you doing, Step-Steven?

Sun, 15 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Oh hi today we are discussing Buckethead’s Pikes 247-249 (Rivers in the Seas, Awake in Sleepwakefulness, and The Moss Lands) Fuck everybody involved in striking down/not codifying Roe v Wade, a Sans Sadler week, turning off comments on instagram due to CHUDs, The Met Gala (Lenny Kravitz is a big titty goth bf), the stamp campaign for ProtoGoth Edward Gorey, Papa John has begun making memes, Metal Archives - Real or Fake?, Buckethead’s great journey inward, Roots, the best root vegetables, Spenser counts the sound guy as part of the band, buying socks and seasonings at Ross Dress for Less, Britain has been dead for two years now after eating the silica packet in some turkey pepperoni, Dr. Jerksoff and Mr. Hydeswhilehejerksoff, if there is a weasel god there must be a weasel Ricky Gervais, Geddy Lee’s genetic talent, haterbating, pinpointing when Jordan Vine first listened to Buckethead, LARPing about getting laid on the internet, The Outlaws, Christopher Walken, Sweet Potatoes, direct action like protesting is cool, Barack Obama dropped the ball on abortion, and some epic ralph battles in history.

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Episode 82: Rick & Morty Dab Rig

Sun, 08 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Oh shit it’s happening! We’re listening to Buckethead’s Pikes 244-246 (Out Orbit, Space Viking, and Nettle), we also discuss stuff like: Van Halen - Diver Down, the worst date ever, jumping suicides, Jimmy Screamerclawz, Slipknot Weeb Groomer, snorting research chemicals on the first date, Walking Dead bedsheets, RIP Klaus Schulz, Spenser gets a nerve spasm, going to a soup-centric buffet restaurant with Britain’s dead racist grandmother, picante vs restaurant-style vs pice de gallo, Gorgone (2005), the Midnight Munchies Meal at Jack in the Box, Lost Vikings SNES, Hellhammer is a homophobe, nettle tea is terrible, Trump/Buckethead 2024, Jewtube, The Catcher (1998), American Crime Story, The Monica Lewinsky Case, The Batman (2022), what kind of music does Alex Jones listen to?, and Ralph Battles: Chino vs. Peter Steele and McDonalds vs Sid and Marty Krofft.

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Episode 81: QuentinAnon

Sun, 01 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re diving into the last of Buckethead’s 2016 output, Pikes 241-243 (Sparks in the Dark, Hamden’s Hollow, and Santa’s Toy Workshop), we also discuss: The Cube Movies, Britain’s new Youtube Channel - Media Dungeon, The Catcher (1998), a kiwi child with an unfortunate name, RIP Zippy Chippy: the most losing race horse ever, the poison pill strategy against hostile corporate takeover, Ozzy talking to Lemmy on the morning he died, Gettin Head supports the people of Ukraine and nobody else in this conflict, Buckethead and Melissa Reese, autocorrect hates Buckethead’s titles, Jesus got the fattest dick, the dude who ate sunlight, 3:11 on 4/20, the memeing of All Star by Smash Mouth, To Catch a Yeti (1994), Picard Season 2 sucks, Opera web browser, Microsoft destroying paid web browsers, and Ralph Battles concerning Limp Bizkit’s beef with Eminem and Lemmy’s last day on earth.

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Gettin New Music: An Aprilcast

Sat, 30 Apr 2022 19:00:00 +0000

It's the end of April, and we're doing a roundup of new music! Today we review:

Carpenter Brut - Leather Terror

Analepsy - Quiescence

Wet Leg - Wet Leg

Jameszoo - Blind

Vince Staples - Ramona Park Broke My Heart

Animals as Leaders - Parrhesia

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Unlimited Love

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Episode 80: Farted Burrito Water

Sun, 24 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Oh boy it’s us doing stuff and listening to Buckethead Pikes! Pikes 238-240 (Attic Garden, The Mermaid Stairwell, and Chart) to be exact! We also discuss such harrowing and comedic tales as: Brit and Spenser go to a Tech Trek 5 together, the band Vulvodynia is confusing live, Brit has an incredibly uncomfortable conversation with a stranger about pornography, the Austin Powers and Drew Carey Show Soundtracks, Buckethead, Mike Patton & DJ Flare’s Moonraker, Britain’s cobb salad trauma, treating men & women the same, converting city market .99 beef & bean burritos into diarrhea, the most piratey keys in music, Lykathea Aflame - Elvenefris, washing whisks, Auto-Cholr, comparing guitarists against each other is dumb, Jordan Vine doesn’t like some of Buckethead’s music, and some Epic Ralph Battles.

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BONUS: Gettin Conspiracy: A Primuscast

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 08:00:00 +0000

A Patreon exclusive for FREE! (you should go subscribe to our Patreon)

Today we’re talking about Primus’s new song “Conspiranoia”, or more accurately, we’re talking about the list of conspiracies listed in the video. Specifically, we’re getting into: All Mountains are Giant Trees, Black Snake Prophecy, Oil is Made from Humans, Big Pharma, Nazis on the Dark Side of the Moon, Iran-Contra, The Mandela Effect, MKULTRA, The Dog Suicide Bridge, Earth Has 2 Moons, Jesus died in Japan, McDonald’s Ice Cream Machines, 10% of Art in Museums if Fake, Solipsism, and Bigfoot is Cain.

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Episode 79: The GeddyLee Address

Sun, 17 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Oh hey we’re flying solo today! Together we’re listening to Pikes 235-237 (Oneiric Pool, Castle on Slunk Hill, and The Five Block) we also discuss Britain’s birthday, Spenser getting a new free King-Sized bed, Ace Hardware EDM Clerk Revisited, Europe (they need it!), Primus - Conspiranoia, The Frankenstein Brothers- Bolt-on Neck, Buckethead’s history with That 1 Guy, dolphin pussy jelly, Spenser asks “what kind of person am I?” and gets an accurate answer, pegging/prostate talk, a pool full of jello expectations vs. reality, asking Tom Sawyer to ask Getty Lee if Alex Lifeson or Buckethead is a better guitar player, Star Trek Picard sucks, Béla Fleck Edgar Meyer and Zakir Hussain, and some Epic Ralph Battles having to do with George W. Bush.

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Episode 78: Crash into Bandicoot (feat. Andrew Cahak of Life Was Peachy)

Sun, 10 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

We have another music podcast guest! Say hello to Andrew from Life Was Peachy, a Nu Metal Podcast! Together we’re listening to Pikes 232-234 (Lightboard, 22222222, Coupon) we also discuss: The 6 degrees of Nu Metal tangentiality, Faith No More - The Real Thing was released right after Tiananmen Square, Godsmack’s “Voodoo” is a minimalist metal masterpiece, Senator Ted Stevens, Godsmack kept on playing in Anchorage for some reason, Sully says ’never’ 71 times on the Godsmack - S/T, a Star Trek talking Borg head lunchbox, Jar Jar Binks real doll, Fieldy’s Dreams, elevator pitch about a Slipknot bank heist, Clown from Slipknot is the RZA of metal, “Elevated Goth”, Spenser gets into emulators, Buckethead’s collaborations with Shin Terai, Britain does it with the fez on, as long as Duff gets a Dr. Pepper we’re good, you can’t say ‘cracker’ on Twitch, praising Buckethead’s diversity, Jay Z used to be great, getting fun at the gas station, Steve Vai on KoЯnTV, Guy Fieri (Guy Ferry), the Coors were nazis, Magellan’s giant hog, BuQhea, Star Trek Computer Games, Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild, Running the Light by Sam Tallent, Greet Death, Rumpleforeskin, Coal Chamber - S/T, Stabbing Westward, Shelly Miscavige is still missing, and some Epic Ralph Battles involving Dave Mustaine, David Ellefson, and trial of Jesus Christ.

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https://andrewcahak.bandcamp.com

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Episode 77: Steve Viabes (feat. Ryan of The World Speed Project)

Sun, 03 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Oh boy today we’re joined by a guest! We’ve got Ryan Beitz with The World Speed Project (TWSP) her to listen to Buckethead’s Pikes 229-231 (Cabs, Rooftop, and Drift,) we also discuss such pressing matters as: Speed (1994), Lemmy Kilmister’s lost bass collection, Everything is Terrible’s Jerry Maguire Pyramid, Speed has the F word more than once, pawn shop VHS tapes, the Vice article on TWSP, the best pasta shapes, Spenser encounters a child goth, divorce, Jeff Hardy in AEW, RIP the inventor of the GIF, Buckethead and Travis Dickerson’s Chicken Noodles 1&2, the Bucketpoint = the prostate, have you ever accidentally cum on an animal?, jerking off on the rooftop and turning pigeons into cumsluts, Bon Jovi’s Rest Stop Gloryhole, the ratio of Richie Sambora’s cum/well liquor scent, Disney’s Fastpass: A Complicated History by Defunctland, Rest in Piss Seth Putnam, Electric Mantis, Christmas in Hollis is about a weak cum, the Forrest Gump of Metal, and some fresh Ralph Battles in History concerning Trump vs Kid Rock and Phil Anselmo being a white supremacist.

Help Ryan achieve Speed Supremacy by visiting him on Instagram @theworldspeedproject !

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Bonus: Gettin New Music: A Marchcast [FULL EPISODE]

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Brit and Spenser listen to 7 new albums! They are:

Blood Incantation - Timewave Zero
Zander Schloss - Song About Songs
Tears for Fears - The Tipping Point
Sylvaine - Nova
Vein.fm - This World is going to ruin you
Ilhan Ersahin, Dave Herrington and Kenny Wollesen - Invite Your Eye
Slash feat. Myles Kennedy & The Conspirators - 4

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Episode 76: There's No Consent in Heaven

Sun, 27 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Oh boy Spirit of 76 or whatever! Here we are listening to and reviewing Buckethead's Pikes 226-228 (Happy Birthday MJ 23, Arcade of the Deserted, and The Creaking Stairs). We also talk about starting some Movie Commentary/Watchalongs, Goth 2 Boss, Blinged out Geek Squad Manager, Deadpool is the most cringe superhero to publicly enjoy, Goth Murder, Buckethead and Travis Dickerson’s Thanatopsis, Spenser chooses Charles Barkley to make an album about, Britain inspires Spenser to have bad hyperbolic takes, did Jordan Vine die?, an Adult Toy Story, Get Loli, Q-pilled Bucketbots, Cyberpunk 2077, Keanu Reeves, The Naked Man (1999), and some Epic Ralph Battles about Mayhem and Bratz (2007).

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Episode 75: Destiny’s Child Predator (feat. Kurtiss fka Curtis Vodka)

Sun, 20 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

We’ve got an old friend and Producer/DJ Kurtiss as a guest today! Together we’re listening to Pikes 223-225 (Dragging the Fence, Buildor, and Florrmat) We're also discussing: Hollertronix, not releasing acapellas is bad for music, Uffie (Curtis Vodka Remix), Kurtiss - The Curtis Vodka EP (2021), The Batman (2022), Spenser tries Del Taco for the first time, cooking with Guinness, Buckethead’s project Cobra Strike, fence stories, truck stop knives, head shop kratom vs gas station kratom, piracy is cool, tool-pilled diaper boys, Exa Dark Sideræl Musk, Tool is dark grunge, jerking off to audio, ejaculated through the windshield, BuckQ-pilled, flat earth bucketbots, Spenser recommends Del Taco, Bratz (2007) and Epic Ralph Battles in History: Mike Kroger vs Vinnie Paul and Lars Ulrich vs Dave Mustaine.

Check out The Curtis Vodka EP
https://shop.mutualintentions.com/album/the-curtis-vodka-ep
or follow him online @kurtiss_official

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Patreon Bonus: Gettin Media: A 9/11cast [SAMPLE]

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The bois dive into 9/11 media, including the movies, video games, and music released on or around that fateful day.

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Episode 74: Breckin 2: Electric Meyerloo (feat. Comedian Jesse Bercier)

Sun, 13 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +0000

We have another guest! Who’d have guessed? Today we’re joined by comedian Jesse Bercier, with whom we’re gettin into the gritty with on Pikes 220-222 (Mirror Realms, Cove Cloud, and Out of the Attic). We also discuss: why would a 14-year old have Dental Dams?, Chumbawamba has the best politics, the differences between living in an Anarco-punk Commune and a Grindhouse, French should be only spoken by sexy older men (never children), does the Austin Powers stay on during sex? (yeah, baby!), MGK’s Goth Wedding, the gothest boolean operators, Buckethead - Colma (1998), Shaft (2019) is about not putting the head of your penis in a vagina but instead just rubbing the Shaft against it, Snakes on a Plane (2006), Lemmy smelled bad, when Nic Cage gets grungy—he gets grungy, Zakk Wilde can do the intro to Iron Man with his asshole (boiled egg farts), Uncleback, The Thrashers (Canada), Shawn Colvin, a romantic evening watching Scooby Doo (2002), Breckin Meyer, and Epic Ralph Battles in History: Jackass Producers vs. Bam Margera and The San Antonio Police vs. Ozzy.

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Episode 73: HAT&T (feat. DJ Gre and Hellen of Showdown Productions Alaska)

Sun, 06 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +0000

We have guests today! Returning guest and concert producer Hellen and DJ Gre! Together we’re wandering through Bucketheadland and checking into Pikes 217-219 (Pike Doors, Old Toys, and Raindrops on Christmas) and we’re also diving into the wild wonderful world of pickled onions, DJ/LG relationships, Britain and their religious connection with Danny Tanner, the mount rushmore of Anchorage Alaska hobos, followthehat.com, Balenciaga Goth Crocs, RIP The Amazing Johnathan, PB&J Fries, Buckethead - In Search of The (2007), Buckethead NFTs, Spenser is an apologist for bad food service workers, DJ Gre punches his High School principal, the mount rushmore of lettuce, #bucketcoin, Buckethead NFTs, don’t you dare harm a single hair on Jordan Vine’s precious head, a David Draiman/Dane Cook, The Nineties: A Book by Chuck Klosterman, Scooby Doo (2002), not getting into a strange par asocial relationship with a weird Kiwi sissy, Heathcliff, and Epic Ralph Battles in History: A Press Agent vs Dana Carvey on set of Master of Disguise on 9/11, and John McAffee vs. Belize’s gang suppression unit.

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Episode 72: Yankin' Candle

Sun, 27 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Giddy up mother fathers! We’re hoppin on into Pikes 214-216 today (Trace Candle, Teleflecter, and Wheel of Ferris,) and we also hop into the odd and mystical universe of: the original Macintosh screen resolution, 5 Finger Death Punch’s ex-drummer’s Psycho Synner, new The Cure music on the way, Goth obituaries, Papa John at CPAC, Spenser throws out a fwb so he can have diarrhea, the lack of Buckethead Rule 34, Tony Hooper’s All American Massacre (unreleased), Buckethead as Leatherface, the massage parlor boner ban, LEGO Fleshlight, the Mind of Mencia is a terrible medical affliction, teledildonics, unfavorable Big Daddy (1999) comparisons, Britain has the porn talk at 12, Spenser has a condo in Suplex City, the 10 Commandments of Buckethead, Artificial Intelligence: AI (2001), Doctor Sleep (2019), tugger Carlson, Britain likes a petite handjob, Buckethead is the Bret Hart of guitar, “Get Low” by Lil Jon & Ying Yang Twins, the prostate of mind, the politics of Bootsy Collins’s friends, don’t gender my big manicotti, Wilderun - Epigone (2022), Harvester (PC, 1996), Peacemaker (2022), Spenser marks for John Cena, John Cena v CM Punk feud (2011-2012), imagine what Buckethead’s fingers can do…, NEW SEGMENT: [Epic Ralph Battles in History: Caesar vs. Vercingetorix and Seth Putnam vs. Chris Barnes], and creating a post-cast.

Thanks so much to bucketbot @vodka.rat for the amazing message!

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Bonus: Gettin New Music: A Februarycast [FULL EPISODE]

Sat, 26 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

It’s the end of the month, and you know what that means: two quirked up white bois, goated with the sauce, breakin it down kinda sexual style!

Today we’re listening to 7 albums made in the past couple months, including:

Cult of Luna- The Long Road North
Wilderun - Epigone
Zeal & Ardor- Zeal & Ardor
Yung Kayo - DFTK
Author & Punisher- Krüller
Krallice - Chystalline Exhaustion
Korn - Requiem

and talking about them! Join us!

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Patreon Bonus: Gettin First: An Albumscast [SAMPLE]

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

We're gonna discuss the first albums we ever purchased!

Britain: Def Leppard - Retro Active (1993)

Spenser: Weird Al - Dare to be Stupid (1985)

A sample from a Patreon exclusive episode. Please support us in order to hear the whole thing!

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Episode 71: Austin Powers: Surprisingly Not a Rapist

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

We’re getting down like the clowns we are this week with Pikes 211-213 (Screen Door, Hornet, and Crumple) The emancipation proclamation didn’t stop Audioslave, cat hats, Mayor McCheese is a corrupt politician, Britain gets blueballs (after getting caught dickin down outside the Old Folk’s Clinic), moldy cantelopes are more creative, the French will fuck anything (dirty dick nation), Papa John sounds off on execs with no pizza experience, walking into a pool after you shit your pants, are Godsmack good?, Buckethead and the River City Drum Corps, it’s more difficult to joke about good art, Britain’s incredibly embarrassing fake piss story, drug testing, is Austin Powers about consent?, Ms. Swan from Mad TV is bad and racist, there’s no IUDs or IOUs for assholes, Buckethead gives you wings, the best music all has satanic lyrics, what is crumble hash?, the musician that ever lived, American McGee is the only American I salute, there is no Christian equivalent to Glen Benton, let kids listen to young music if they want, Buckethead isn’t always the best makeout music, Def Leppard - Retro Active (1993), Weird Al - Dare to be Stupid (1985), Deep Rock Galactic, Succession, Michael Sweet from Stryper sucks, and Charlie’s Angels.

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Bonus: Gettin My Name Is: A Ralphcast (feat. Beck aka The Love Doctor)[FULL EPISODE]

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 22:00:00 +0000

Together with Beck (aka The Love Doctor), we take the deepest possible dive into the shallowest possible pool: a one-minute scene from a movie Bam Margera wrote and directed. Welcome to our hell. Welcome to Ralph.

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BONUS: Gettin Sean Michaels: An Erotic GnR Fanfic Cast (feat. Nothing Lasts Forever & Guns n Radio)[FULL EPISODE]

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 22:00:00 +0000

Even Steven Adler?

On a Nothing Lasts Forever Livestream for Axl Rose's 60th Birthday, Britain suggests Guns n Roses Erotic Fanfic and Spenser finds the most depraved (and probably only) Guns n Roses x Sean Michaels gangbang story ever crafted.

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Episode 70: Hard Rock CaFamily (feat. Everett aka @rad_milk)

Sun, 13 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Today we have a funny funny guest from the internet! Everett is also known as @rad_milk and they’re here to play our stupid games and listen to Pikes 208-210 (The Wishing Brook, Rooms of Illusions, and Sunken Parlor) and we also discuss: Everett has twins (but no twin-sized bed), Arby’s, the 1999 Ford Mustang Coupe, Spenser needs to shut the fuck up with his Herman Cain jokes, the juicy version of Spenser, Goth News: Mia Goth’s half-goth, half-LaBeof child, Jack White stealing Meg White’s last name and divorcing her (Seven Nation Alimony), Young Buckethead Vol 1+2 (2006), the origin of Saucy Patches, what kinda milk does Gene Ween buy?, Glory Hole is just anther Dick in the Wall, spears are better for medieval warfare than swords (in general,) forming a Roman Phalanx out of a Taco Bell crew, 9/11 reenactment actors, Sports/Anime subcultures, the best effects pedals for tripping on LSD, Santana’s Woodstock Acid trip, Steely Dance, George Michael getting arrested for oral sex in a park restroom, airbrushed car art, Uncle Van, smoking weed with a song, Spenser’s new cat and the juicy version of Spenser have the same name (starting a rumor about Juicy Spenser’s buttlift), Dimebag Darrell, Pretty Fucking Magical (PFM), Arby’s vigilante, skingasms are awesome, the return of JORDAN VINE, pokemon saying each others names is a slur, Spenser is a theme song length hypocrite, Unseen Terror - Human Error (1987) and Garfield Grindcore, Dawson’s Creek, Matthew Lillard is a superior hacker to Kevin Smith, 30:55-31:49 on Minghags (2009) “My Name is Ralph”, Bamantha Margera, being cool enough to not have the internet, the ouroboros eating its own ass, and the Raddest types of Milk.

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Episode 69: Nice (feat. Matt Collins)

Sun, 06 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Our good friend Matt Collins is back to explore Pike 205-207 (2 Days Til Halloween: Cold Frost, Happy Halloween: Silver Shamrock, and 365 Days Til Halloween: Smash), we also discuss: Prince Midnight’s uncle guitar, Matt’s new documentary Why Not (link below), getting reposted by Raffi (Raffi is Antifa), Beakman’s Attempted Insurrection, does Spenser have a cat?, Hamburger Helper - Watch the Stove (2016), Christmas Crocs, Neil Young leaving Spotify because of Joe Rogan, Raffi going off on Rogan, New Segment - Goth News, Nic Cage is now Goth, Buckethead’s collaboration with Jonas Hellborg and Michael Shrieve, Enigma - A Return to Innocence, the coldest you’ve ever been, when is noise music appropriate?, too many piss jugs, The Offspring’s Smash was released on Britain’s 6th birthday (and the day they found Kurt Cobain dead [and a week before Garfield’s Insults, Put Downs & Slams was released), shitting the bed at an Air B&B, the “Alaskan Pipeline”, inappropriately timed handjobs, road head is dangerous(ly cool), Ghosts of Mars (2001), Holbrook/Twain: An American Odyssey (2014), judging a book by its cover, and the brand new Bucketcast Discord.

Check out Matt’s Documentary: Why Not: A Year in the Life of The AK Comics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jfIsKMvat8

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Bonus: Gettin New Music: A Januarycast [FULL EPISODE]

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

It’s our very first monthly music roundup! This week we’re listening to and reviewing:

Big Dumb Face - Christmas in the Cave of Dagoth (2021)

Khemmis - Deceiver (2021)

Earl Sweatshirt - Sick! (2022)

Theon Cross - Intra-I (2021)

Power Paladin - With The Magic of Windfyre Steel (2022)

Wiegedood- There’s Always Blood at the End of the Road (2022)

We also discuss: Britain doesn’t like Pancakes, Jason Suecof and Crotchduster - Big Fat Box of Shit (2004), the spirit of Ween, At the Gates - Slaughter of the Soul (1995), Chromeo - Quarantine Casanova (2020), Mach-Hommy - Pray for Haiti (2021), Tuba album, the different types of Power Metal, Britain will criticize most bands for not having a bassist, Martyr - Warp Zone (2000) and Feeding the Abscess (2006), Tears For Fears, and albums we’re looking forward to next month.

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Episode 68: Limp Zeppelin

Sun, 30 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Today these buttholes are gettin down and dirty with Pikes 202-204 [5-3 Days Til Halloween](Scrapbook Front, Silent Photo, and Crow Hedge) we also discuss how 69ing isn’t great when you keep having to come up for air, jerking off and brining your penis, incompetent supervisors failing, Nash Bridges (2021), Tommy Chong is still alive, TNT Drama “Boom”, SpongeBob Squarepants speed runs, Spenser’s nostalgia machine, young Britain’s life, Manowar is the WWE of metal, Diablo 2/3 Necromancer class, Buckethead’s history with Science Faxtion, Spenser watches some people have sex through their window, Britain likes to jerk off while taking dumps in public restrooms, glory holes photos, Mesothelioma, the water cooler triangle cups, Goth Night faux pas, Slash’s titties, comparing old guitarists to new new guitarists, who’s the reuben guy?, buying candles, Power Paladin - With the Magic of Wyndfire Steel (2022), and running down our monthly music roundup!

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Patreon Bonus: Gettin Doo: A Scoobcast [SAMPLE]

Wed, 26 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Britain and Spenser talk about Scooby Doo and KISS Rock & Roll Mystery (2015). Subscribe to the Patreon to get the full scoop!

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Episode 67: Life is a Secret Fleshlight (feat. Levon of Knife Nuts Podcast)

Sun, 23 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Today we’re joined by a guest! The hilarious and charming Levon is joining us from Knife Nuts Podcast, and together we’re discovering Pikes 199-201 [8-6 Days Til Halloween](Flare Up, Cavernous, and Underlair,) also Britain is only halfway through the broken foot boot-phase, Spenser maybe gets a new job?, Spenser’s ongoing maintenance problems, Quantum Leaping into the maintenance guy, Buckethead in Derek Bailey’s Company 91 (1992), Jay Z is not JZ (John Zorn), canned whole chicken, The Goddamn Gallows - The Maker, a rotting lizard under your car seat, dungeon banjo, putting on music to watch pornography, the last (and worst) pair of underwear that you should really throw away, the Zorn of the family at Thanksgiving, What kind of knife is Buckethead?, Britain recalls what it’s like to take a shit on acid, Buckethead vs Boot-on-head 2016, “Knife Try”, could a professional weightlifter be a bucketbot?, gotta let the internet know that your girlfriend is hot, introverted inverted perverted and inserted, the one Qanon Bucketbot, Hiding the Wookie in a secret fleshlight, Scooby Doo and Kiss Rock and Roll Mystery (2015), Wreche - S/T, Awesome Games Done Quick (AGDQ), Summoningsalt, all projects matter, and recounting red characters.

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Bonus: Gettin Faygo Hot Dogs: An ICP D&Dcast (feat. Mark Bronzino of Kontusion, ANS, Iron Reagan, Mammoth Grinder, Ghostemane, etc.)[FULL EPISODE]

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

We're here again with our buddy Mark Bronzino (guitarist of Kontusion, ANS, Mammoth Grinder, Iron Reagan, GHOSTEMANE, etc.) to talk about The Gathering of Juggalos, the connection between juggalo culture and hot dogs, and the wild world of juggalo tabletop gaming.

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Episode 66: Autechre Carlson (feat. Brad)

Sun, 16 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Today we have a semi-anonymous guest: BRAD. Together with Brad, we’re exploring Pikes 196-198 [11-9 Days Til Halloween](Reflection, Residue, and Eye on Spiral), we also discuss how every metal show should have someone playing the washboard, Spenser’s plumbing predicament (feat. weird anti-mask maintenance dude), Randy Newman sucks, we don’t know what we use the swear jar for, big sex fans on the cast, guessing how many dicks you can fit in a wizard’s sleeve?, Buckethead and George S. Clinton (not to be confused with Funk Pioneer George Clinton), chugga chugga Chattanooga, Jay Mascis vs. Kevin Shields bad noise jam, Spenser has a surprisingly good imagination for CBT footwear, Dennis Rodman is a fashion queen, Don’t Look Up (2021), Juggalo Country: Inside the World of Insane Clown Posse and America's Weirdest Music Scene by Craven Rock, communities that police themselves (Brit fucks up at goth night), Hiroshi Suzuki - Cat (1975), and a call to get down with the Crocs or get stomped out.

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Bonus: Gettin Quick: A Sandcast Part 2 (feat. Breck aka @kewlshrek)[SAMPLE]

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 23:00:00 +0000

We're back with comedian Breck (aka Kewlshrek) to sink forever deeper into quicksand fetishism. Subscribe to our patreon for the full episode!

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Episode 65: Easy to make. Tastes great. Maple Syrup.

Sun, 09 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Today we’re diving into the odd depths of Pikes 193-195[14-12 Days Til Halloween](Voice From the Dead Forest, Maple Syrup, and Face Sling Shot), we also discuss: How 69 is the only thing Spenser has to look forward to, things always get worse (before they get better or not), is Glen Benton conservative?, Lucien Graves and The Satanic Temple, Hail Satan? (2018), Metallica - Re-Reload, Democrats don’t want to do anything for anybody, Let’s Fuck Brandon, anime sends Spenser into a fugue state, Love on a Leash (2011), Dirty Love (2005), Britain shaves off all their body hair, Buckethead & Pinchface, bad movie reboots (Halloween & Star Trek), the Maple Syrup story, Britain’s waffle ice cream sandwiches, Nick Begich and HAARP conspiracies, getting noise complaints from over a mile away, portable toilet reviews, jerking off while taking a shit, when did LOST get bad?, Saga (the comic), trombone is the gayest horn, continuing the young boner conversation, Final Fantasy VII remake, and Spenser wants to fuck the hunchback girl from The Witcher (as a hunchback, not after she turns normal).

Thanks for the messages from @djmorrisonster, @burgerwolf, and @spacewizardsinspace

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Episode 64: Sixty-Nine Star General

Sun, 02 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Today the Bucketbois are flying solo into the void of Pikes 190-192 [17-15 Days Til Halloween](1079, Cellar, and Grotesques). We also discuss how Bill Cosby is a fan of the pod, dipping in the big toe (of experience), having sex with your doppelgänger, a 5-Pentagram General, who is the alpha Spenser at the geek squad?, Britain’s fucked up foot, Spenser breaks his foot as a kid, a history of Buckethead interviews, Mesothelioma, the worst Pike?, the Tandoori Chicken guy (one of the worst customers), A Boy and His Dog (1975), Stargate Fans, gettin Parrotpilled in Margaritaville with Jimmy Buffet, New Rule: We won’t show feet on the stream (unless they’re Spenser’s), Doom (2016), Overcooked 1+2, and putting bible verses over pictures of Yanni.

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Bonus: Gettin Album: An of the Yearcast 2021 (pt. 2 of 2) [FULL EPISODE]

Sat, 01 Jan 2022 01:00:00 +0000

It’s our end of the year Album of the Year Podcast! Part 2 of 2!
Together with former guests, we’re telling you all our favorite albums from Join us! Extra special thanks to all our listeners and guests for such a fantastic year!2021! In no particular order other than the order we talk about them, we’re getting into:

Mach-Hommy - Pray for Haiti

Badbadnotgood- TalkMemory

Flashback - Wide Awake

Carcass - Torn Arteries

Lantlos- Wildhund

Crowded House - Dreamers are Waiting

Emma-Jean Thackray - Yellow

Rivers of Nihil- The Work

Young Dolph & Key Glock- Dum and Dummer 2

Lingua Ignota - Sinner Get Ready

Vulture- Dealin’ Death

Kanye West- Donda

Archspire - Bleed The Future

Join us! Extra special thanks to all our listeners and guests for such a fantastic year!

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Bonus: Gettin Album: An of the Yearcast 2021 (pt. 1 of 2) [FULL EPISODE]

Wed, 29 Dec 2021 00:00:00 +0000

It’s our end of the year Album of the Year Podcast! Part 1 of 2!
Together with former guests, we’re telling you all our favorite albums from 2021! In no particular order other than the order we talk about them, we’re getting into:

NYX & Gazelle Twin - Deep England
Steve Moore - Gone World
KEY - Bad Love
Lonelady - Former Things
Suffering Hour - The Cyclic Reckoning
Dollhouse - The First Day of Spring
Parcels - Day/Night
Turnstile - Glow On
Wolf Alice - Blue Weekend
Wormwood - Arkivet
John Carpenter - Lost Themes 3: Alive After Death
Tyler the Creator - Call Me if You Get Lost
Redemptor - Agonia
ATVM - Familne, Putrid and Fucking Endless
The Chisel - Retaliation

Join us! Extra special thanks to all our listeners and guests for such a fantastic year!

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Episode 63: Zornhub (feat. Artist/Musician Prince Midnight)

Sun, 26 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Today we’re joined by Musician and Artist Prince Midnight! Together we’re going through Pikes 187-189 [20-18 Days of Halloween](Forgotten Experiment, Light in Window, and Blue Squared) and we also discuss: making a guitar out of the skeleton of your beloved dead uncle, skateboard guitars, the story and intent behind the Lars Ulrich Toilet (ain’t goofing on Lars), exploring unconventional creative spaces, Buckethead’s non-solo concert history, John Zorn-adjacent, Assuck, Noise Music, Spenser says Raccoons in WA don’t have rabies (true) and there’s no rabies in WA (false), raccoons falling from trees, Richard Simmon’s very specific shorts, a Spirit Halloween in a defunct Pizza Hut, making love to a pizza dough real doll, the pizza lady to Lars Ulrich toilet pipeline, the two types of guys that open a pizza joint, the best way to piss in a bottle and the best bottles to piss in, and Spenser conjures a Garlic Bagel Shirt.

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Episode 62: Gettin Spread: A Buttstuff Cast (feat. Rott from Rottcasts 2.0)

Sat, 25 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Today we’re joined by our old friend, stoned metalhead titan Rott! Together we’re talking about Pikes 184-186 [23-21 Days Till Halloween](Wax, I Got This Costume from the Sears, and Cement Decay), and we also get into: Mark Macguire and the home run race, alaskanbands.com, Alaskan bands then vs. now, weird scene uncle, weed suppositories, the dangers of boofing, smoking three packs of camel wides a day, vape flavors, Buckethead and DJ Disk, comparing the Pikes to weed, cumsocks, and uncomfortable talks with the doctor, butthole technique, taking a poop in a strip club bathroom, In Search of the Miraculous by Pyotr Ouspenskii, Cocaine & Rhinestones Podcast, Foundation (TV, 2021), Britain broke their foot and starts falling asleep on percocet, Rottcasts 2.0, and donating your used fleshlights.

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Episode 61: Free Jazz Glory Hole (feat. Monte McCleery and Andrew Jamieson of Annulus)

Sun, 19 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

We have return guests! Together with Monte (ep26) and Andrew (ep20) we’re discussing Pikes 181-183 (Bogwitch, Window Fragment, and Screaming Scalp) Monte should get a Leather Trenchcoat/Tophat, the dude on LiveLeak who hangs out in septic tanks, Buckethead & John Zorn, Free Jazz Glory Hole, favorite chores, Andrew’s sleep terror on tour, Britain trusts nobody (on today’s cast), top Juice lists, the noise scene all works at Autozone, more talk about the importance of young boners, Andrew fucks girls off craigslist (while living in a van), Britain plays jazz, Technical MILF Death Metal, Midnight Mass, Tender is the Flesh by Agustina Bazterrica, Modern Color, Junius, Cynic, Redemptor - Agonia, Werner Herzog’s Encounters at the End of the World, and Klaus Kinski.

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Bonus: Gettin Quick: A Sandcast (feat. Breck aka @kewlshrek) [SAMPLE]

Sat, 18 Dec 2021 02:00:00 +0000

Sample of a Patreon exclusive episode where we explore quicksand fetishism and try to understand why sinking gets so many people off.

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Episode 60: Gettin FountainHead: Ayn RandCast (feat. Stephen Snow aka @streetsnacks)

Sun, 12 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Today we're joined by our friend Stephen (@streetsnacks) to explore Pikes 178-180 (Blurmwood, The Insides of Outsides, and Cavern Guide), we also discuss: Ripping/Burning Slipknot bootleg CDs, WalMart Censored CDs, Hot Topic (and other temperatures of Topic), Parrotheads are the worst of all people in existence, the origin of ‘Pike’, Megadeth’s Cryptocurrency, Smegma, Buckethead & Bryan ‘Brain’ Mantia, is this podcast just an incredibly elaborate troll?, Britain would rather be playing pinball than doing this podcast, Spenser can’t find Semen Hitler online (but Britain can), jerking off in the house of mirrors, Rock n Roll Wrestling, Parrotpilled Bucketbots, Biker Singles Facebook, The Leprechaun is totally Juggalo-related, Genocide Pact - S/T (2021), Top Dog (1995), Diablo II Resurrected, and quicksandfans.com.

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Bonus: Gettin Garf: A FieldCat [SAMPLE]

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 04:00:00 +0000

We read jokes from Garfield's Big Fat Hairy Jokebook (1994) and Garfield's Insults, Put-Downs & Slams (1994). This is a sample from a Patreon-only episode. Subscribe there for weekly bonus episodes.

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Episode 59: Ron Jeremey’s Benny Babies (feat. Breck aka @kewlshrek)

Sun, 05 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Today we’re joined by hilarious comedian/memer Breck aka @kewlshrek to listen to Pikes 175-177 (Quilted, Visitor from the Mirror, and Swollen Glasses) and together what is the MILFiest peanut butter?, at what temperature can you no longer masturbate?, Brit podcasts through his trauma, difficult names (Spenser for Hire vs. Spencer’s Gifts), Lars Ulrich Toilet (Skeleton Guitar), Stealing War Metal Valor, Buckethead’s history with The Deli Creeps, bassist names, Spense can Yannidrop all day, Yanni vs. Tesh, quicksand fetish forums, Brit watches NOFX documentaries, Noise Show experiences, the diaperiest bands, haunted houses, The Grateful Dead Update, Rancid, Croc facts, Jibbitz, Nikki Sixx as a barometer of cool, Garfield Joke Books, Hüstler, Nutritional Yeast, The Always Sunny Podcast, and The Curse of Von Dutch.

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Bonus: Megalunch Episode 1: Kill 'em All [SAMPLE]

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

We're gonna listen to Megadeth, eat lunch, and talk about it. This is a sample of a Patreon-only episode of a review of Metallica's Kill Em All (1983).

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Episode 58: What Are You Doing, Stepblob? (feat. Dan Bones)

Sun, 28 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Today we’re joined by musician/tattoo artist Dan Bones! Together we’re diving into Pikes 171-173 (Crest of the Hill, The Blob, and Last House on Slunk Street). We also discuss how Andrew Yang probably had a Rickenbacker he didn’t know how to play, buying instruments you don’t need, Spenser has a new doppelgänger on the Geek Squad, is having sex with your doppelgänger masturbation?, Brit and Spense go to the Hard Rock Cafe, Guy Fieri’s Manhattan restaurant, The History of Buckethead’s Touring Bands, our guest saw Buckethead play with Primus and we’re big fuckin envious, we are an anti-Ghost podcast, Bumblefoot is the best Buckethead impersonator, what kind of benders does Buckethead go on?, Spense and Dan have a conversation in code, Tom Petty was a good songwriter but sucked at singing, Dave Navarro Lives Mas, Britain is a Californimpotent, the coolest balloon animals, Intelligent Dance Music, running Doom on a pregnancy test, Carl’s Asshole (a tattoo story), Floor Glory Holes, Varg Vikernes is a poopy boy, Cum Corner, My Little Pony Perverts, Parcels - Day/Night, The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996), Megadeth - Risk, Red Fiction - Clone 13, and falling asleep while getting a blowjob.

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Episode 57: Cum on the Cross, Baby

Sun, 21 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Oh no we’re stuck in podcast purgatory reviewing Buckethead pikes 169-171 (The Windowsill, Washed Away, and A Ghost Took My Homework) we also discuss how if Eddie Vedder isn’t 57 he probably should be, Pearl Jam’s merch warehouse, wrestling and anime exponentialize masturbation, blowing dab smoke on dried semen, Archspire - Bleed the Future (2021), Dying Fetus - Destroy the Opposition, Spenser looks like Blake Anderson from Workaholics, big dick mormons, Joseph Smith was into CBT, Buckethead and Shawn Lane, Victor Wooten, the most fun instrument is the one you don’t main, fretless bass is the Will Riker of instruments, Bucketdjent, Gorepussy, The Sloppy Boys, looking at porn in the library isn’t illegal (and Spense is a hater about it), do wake up call services still exist?, getting drunk at a chain restaurant with the word “Rock” in the name, Rivers of Nihil - The Work, The New Mastodon isn’t great, and The Black Dahlia Murder.

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Bonus: Gettin X: A Filescast [SAMPLE]

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

We take a deep dive into X-Files S07 E13: First Person Shooter, so you better check your shorts for cake. Full episode available on all Patreon membership levels.

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Episode 56: Soothsucker

Sun, 14 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Today we listened to Pikes 166-168 (Region, Shapeless, and Ognarader) Spenser loves Tarot bitches, Britain wants to abolish the constitution, a real Russian roulette of your asshole, NPR AF, white dreadlocks, CBD ginger beer, interesting bumper sticker worldviews, porn smorgasbord, Buckethead Video Game soundtracks, King Diamond, Britain would be heterosexual to be Steve Harris their in-law, dumpster rap, timing oral sex, ancient alien apologism for racism, Britain was a theater kid, assigning people in the bucketverse to chess pieces, Prince is horny, beware of the kratom sluts, gettin peed on, Billy Bob Thornton rocks, NEW SEGMENT - CUM CORNER, Jordan Vine’s PANTSLOCK, Britain’s masturbation literature, Heathers (1988), X Files Season 7 Episode 13 “First Person Shooter”, Squid Game (2021), Powerweirdo, and Paul Stanley’s sexuality.

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Bonus: Gettin Limp: A Bizkitcast (feat. Robin from Nothing Lasts Forever) [SAMPLE]

Mon, 08 Nov 2021 07:00:00 +0000

We take a dive into Limp Bizkit's newest album: Still Sucks (2021) with Robin from Nothing Lasts Forever. Full episode available on all Patreon membership levels.

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Episode 55: Autozone-Erotic Asphyxiation (feat. Prof. Beck aka The Love Doctor)

Sun, 07 Nov 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we're joined again by Professor Beck (The Love Doctor), and together we're talking about Pikes 163-165 (Blue Tide, Ghoul, and Orange Tree), we also discuss: Sammy Hagar vs. a Dog’s Penis - who’s the reddest rocker/rocket?, Red Robin’s art, Roy Lichtenstein, mall-adjacent restaurant chains, the last time Britain saw his dad’s balls (14 years old), Techsticle Support, Buckethead’s relationship with Les Claypool, bribing the Red Robin’s manager to steal the art, people getting married at Disneyland, why does JK Rowling care about Trans Women?, the 9/11 and Lemon Party connection, explaining Djent to people, oranges have cores, Beck pitches Heathcliff Corner, does Buckethead fuck with the mask on?, Buckethead metaphysics conspiracies, getting sucked off by a tree, Rick Berman & Morty, finding legendary Buckethead Youtube Commenter Jordan Vine, The Expanse book series, Ted Lasso, sucking Steve Job’s dead dick, My Hero Academia, Scarf Goth, Devo - Head Like a Hole, Jackie Chan’s pop music, Master of Disguise’s 9/11 moment, the Bleak Squad, and Phish plays Phantom of the Opera.

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Episode 54: Where is Your Ogg Now?

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today the two bruvs are hangin and slanging on Pikes 160-162 (Land of Miniatures, Bats in the Lite Bright, and Four Forms), we also dive into the deep pools of: Pike 296 released on the day or recording, Linguistic Linguine, NJPW G1 Climax Finals (Brit has a crush on Kota Ibushi), wrestling is fixed (not fake), picking sports teams, Spenser sees Badflower and Quicksand live, the sweet Ethiopian lady with brain tumor (s/o to Jebena Cafe,) Death Cube K, freeware fractal generator gangster shit, Buckethead being influenced by Sunn0))), a Waluigi guitar pedal, every band has at least one SWANS guy (women don’t listen to SWANS), Buckethammer 40k, Gwarhammer 40k, Pegging and how it’s Micheal McDonald’s best song, what’s your ideal noise set?, Lite Brights, castle/chess shaped dildos, Spenser’s pornog pitch, KFC hand dildo as merch, send nuts pics only baby, the British defense, Mansplaining Dark Ambient, -8 octave whammy bar, more I feel not even by a orgasmus, Spenser comes out against potato salad and Britain is pissed as fuck, chutney politics, Mgła, the three Bs to start the day: Breakfast, Bonghit, Buckethead (good morning!), Possessor (2020), Britain didn’t love Halloween Kills (2021), Wormwood - Arkivet, Britain likes the new Dune movie, ATVM - Famine, Putrid and Fucking Endless, The River Wild (1990), Kevin Bacon is the only bacon boy we respect, and a message from Bucketbot Kody Cooper!

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Episode 53: Buckcherry Poppin' Daddies (feat. Ronin Aurelia)

Sun, 24 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re joined by memer/musician/producer Ronin Aurelia to listen to and discuss Pikes 157-159 (Upside Down Skyway, Twisted Branches, and Half Circle Bridge) We also get into: how our guests are on ‘a list’, Kentucky is full of ‘Hollars’, the Texas vs. Alaska rivalry, Alaska is #1 in all the worst things, Britain will believe they said anything a year ago, LOST rules except for the last couple seasons, calling out our previous guests who didn’t listen to all the pikes (but we’re not the bucketcops), assigning ranks based on 90s swing bands, Robert Zombie, Brit gets too high to fuck, Buckethead is magic (pure), Gettin Head is a pro-welder/fabricator podcast, Jack White’s contractural guacamole recipe, matching Godsmack sweatpants, flossing recommendations, You’re Wrong About, Tipper Gore sucks, and Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 9.

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Episode 52: Girth for Jehovah (feat. Matt Collins)

Sun, 17 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we have a guest back for A THIRD TIME! Matt Collins is back to listen to Pikes 154-156 (The Cellar Yawns, Ancient Lends, and Herbie Climbs a Tree), we also discuss how Spenser doesn’t sound quite as miserable as he used to on the podcast thanks to Britain’s editing, Matt becomes a Country Broadcaster and explains ‘Fancy Like’, Matt gets a pass from his wife to watch Britain boning down Lil Nas X, Country Music’s stranglehold on radio, The Week’s Poll: Who is Funnier?, Buckethead’s relationship to Bernie Worrell, making your infant children listen to Buckethead, T-Shirt Cannon Kelly, Spenser explains our intro/outro song, what can you do in the car, the shower, and at work?, Buckethead has RL Stein energy, 3 Doors Down, defunct Alaskan malls, Britain defines as polyodorous, Amyl and the Sniffers, Survivor (the show), Surviving the Game (1994), PGA Tour 2K21, Cheesecake Factory menus, Spenser names all the wrestlers he knows, NJPW G1 Climax, and Bucketjokes from all three of us!

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Episode 51: My Pronouns Are Goth Girl/NCIS

Sun, 10 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today these pieces of garbage (but kinda cool tho) are listening to Pikes 151-153 (Fog Gardens, Carnival Cutout, and Whisper Track) and we also talk about Scarf Weather, Limp Bizkit - Dad Vibes, Gildans are the worst shirts, Goth or Not Goth?, The Goth Girl from NCIS invented Goth, The Pastel Goth Case for Nickleson Joker, Papa John is more goth than Ghost BC, Buckethead and the number 13, Spenser only bathes once a week, Spenser can’t do Laundry like Metallica, Varg getting Deez Nutzed, Wisconsin Public Schools, Ambrosial is a sick ass word, Bumblefoot is the frontman of Asia, trans women are women and fuck transphobia, the B in LGBT stands for Buckethead, complaining about how many albums Buckethead has is dumb, (please) get with our inside joke about Dimebag and Vinnie Paul doing Cocaine in the Golden Corral Restrooms, messages from Jason from CA, Michael Jackson???, Lyndon Johnson’s giant presidential penis, an anonymous message from a pervert, no bra/panties pic, Hades (PS5), Britain defends Nintendo and Mario Party, DEFY Wrestling and Jon Moxley, and Adam Levine’s Ephiphone headstock tattoo.

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Episode 50: Tyler Durden Burden

Sun, 03 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week we stumbled over Pikes 148-150 (Invisable Forest, Chickencoopscope, and Heaven is Your Home [For my Father, Thomas Manley Carrol]) we also discuss how we’ve actually done 50 of something, if you’re listening to (or reading) this: what is wrong with you?, the cast of the new Mario film, Paul Giamatti sounds like a seasonal drink at Starbucks, Spenser’s weird but accurate targeted ads, Britain explains Capoeira, we finally watched all the Police Academy movies together and our review, Commandant Eric Lassard’s blowjob, Buckethead’s vocal songs, Britain’s list of 3(+) types of steak house, stealing taco valor, imagining how Bootsy Collins fucks, are you allowed to bring hand puppets into the strip club?, does this show even exist?, What kind of Dogmachine is it?, sometimes Spenser plays toilet noises on the speakers at work, ‘Strange’ Spenser, Kingdom Come: Deliverance (2018) is dry and Britain loves it, Kaiserreich (Hearts of Iron 4), Katatonia - Tonight’s Decision (1999) and The Great Cold Distance (2006), and workshopping a Spenser for Hire podcast.

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Episode 49: Yom Kippodcast

Sun, 26 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week these two dumbasses listen to Pikes 145-147 (Kareem’s Footprint, Carrotcature, and Popcorn Shells) but we also talk about how Alaska is the 49th state, Spenser doesn’t know the difference between woks and walks, a dog wearing sunglasses, the blessings of Local Slash, a long-sleeve war metal diaper, pushy retail DJs, making Britain’s brother wear a Manowar shirt to a metal party, SOS Pro Wrestling, performers spitting water on the crowd, Buckethead and Big D, Game of Death (1978), The Simpsons needs to stop, Quake’s Soundtrack, the best kinds of popcorn (both cold & hot), .tk and anglefire, a magician-themed salad bar, basketball reeducation camps, the Twisted Metal Soundtracks, Vangelis, Dan Swano and Edge of Sanity, Boss HM-2, quicksandfans.com, Britain does a Norm McDonald tribute roast of Spenser using jokes from the early 1900s, and a rad voicemail from Kyle in PA!

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Episode 48: Ernest Goes to Music

Sun, 19 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re going down the Buckethole of Pikes 142-144 (Nautical Nightmares, Blank Bot, and Scream Sundae) we also discuss the ’96’ sex act, Spenser sees CHVRCHS, Fall Out By, STRFCKR and Green Day, Brit watches AEW All In 2021, Buckethead’s awards and lists, overusing drum loops, single-coil pickup guitars, Cold Stone Ice Cream, Freddy Got Fingered (2001), Freddy Gibbs, Spenser reads jokes out of The Adult Only Joke Book while Britain urinates, how do you pronounce Ne Obliviscaris?, android Jimmy Page and android 15-year olds, Jordan Vine claps back, Spenser finally realizes how Britain’s trolling him with the bumper music, GORPSE, Klingon penises, do the two Klingon phalluses have different functions?, go enjoy live music (safely, but also get trashed), Blind Illusion - Sane Asylum, Kirk Hammett plays Wah Pedal for Metallica, Big Waluigi Lobby, Rob Halford rules, some poops in the pit at a Turnstile show, Michael J. Fucks, and Driver’s Zed.

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Episode 47: Ivermectin dot Pizza (feat. Bevo of 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die and Good Rocky's Revival)

Sun, 12 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re joined by Bevo of [2001 Songs That Make You Want To Die (a Podcast)] and [Good Rocky’s Revival (a band)] to listen to Pikes 139-141 (Observation, Hats and Glasses, and Last Call For the EP Ripley) we also talk Star Trek’s connection to 47, Busted - The Year 3000, Waterworld (1995), respect our COD veterans, Brent Spiner wants to OD on weed, Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988), trying to find situations to put Michael Winslow in, ‘Academy’ films, the origin of why they’re called “Pikes”, pay toilets, Britain starts updating the Buckethead Wikipedia, to make the best of something you have to know about the worst of something, “Dodge-em Cars”, Waluigi the live action movie rated XXX, Gettin Arrested: A Sword Podcast, Kylie Minogue on Neighbors, Buckethead is like ADHD medication, Geppetto jerking off in front of Pinocchio like Louis CK, THE Mike Smith from Long Island NY, dream supergroups, shady succulent dealers, The Lennon Claypool Delirium, 1001 Albums To Listen To Before You Die, Vegemite sandwiches on toast, Colin Hay, Assassin’s Creed Odyssey, and Good Rocky’s Revival!

Thanks to Headgetter Jason Evans for supplemental research on this episode!

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Episode 46: Show Bob and Vangelis (feat. Orion aka SpaceWizardInSpace)

Sun, 05 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re hanging it out with Orion (aka @SpaceWizardInSpace)!

We review Pikes 136-138 (Firebolt, Hideous Phantasm, and Giant Claw) also Britain has a TedTalk about Metallica’s Black Album, Megadeth vs Metallica, is Buckethead the Primus Grateful Dead?, Grateful Dead’s Dick’s Picks vs. Spenser’s Dick Pics, getting Grateful Dead pussy on gas station boner pills, Spenser buys a bong, Britain accidentally buys a Methbong and other 2000s techgrind, Afghanistanic Nosebleed, Anal Cunt, the first time Spenser got high, Virgin Skater vs. Chad THPS Soundtrack Enjoyer, the history of ‘Shackler’s Revenge’, Orion hates happiness, Mike Patton projects, John Zorn houseless energy, Kanye is a black Peter Thiel (who sampled Burzum), the Pants of Theseus, don’t piss in the face of our HVAC brothers, Nile Sweatpants, Charlie Watts, Primus is like if Willy Wonka was a molester, Candyman (2021), The White Lotus (2021), The Pilgrim - Walking into the Forest, and a whole bunch of Bucketjokes.

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Episode 45: Ass Glitter (feat. Bucketmodel Kody Cooper)

Sun, 29 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re joined by Bigtime Bucketbot and Model Kody Cooper!

We listen to Pikes 133-135 (Embroidery, Digging Under the Basement, and Haunted Roller Coaster Chair) we also discuss how don’t have the same sense of humor as the Buckethead community as a whole, Spenser won’t stop talking about Buckethead’s dick, Buckethead is an erotic piece of art, Buckethead’s innocence is charming and nice, what is dorky?, big masked dudes are hot, The Friday the 13th Franchise, The Three Forms of Herbie, Buckethead on Japan’s Space Shower TV, Marty Friedman in Japan, Babymetal, Lordi, Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion, Horror Soundtracking, ‘More Gay, Cool’, Bootsy Collins is the coolest, Britain retires Bucketjokes due to the greatest joke of all time, glitter gets everywhere, feet dudes, Bouquethead, John 5 is both very good and hot, a fat gonorrhea cloud, Pike 282 and River City Drum Corps, Halloween (Rob Zombie) vs. Halloween (2018), the Ghost of Mars Soundtrack, Natternet, modeling with/to Buckethead’s music, thanking Buckethead for his inspiration, and of course some miserable Bucketjokes.

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Episode 44: Superjoint Custody (feat. Aayush aka ScreamsInMerzbow)

Sun, 22 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re joined by our good friend Aayush, also known as Screamsinmerzbow!

Together we listened to Pikes 130-132 (Down in the Bayou Part 2, Down in the Bayou Part 1, and Chamber of Drawers) We also talk about having a half portion of racism, meme culture and community on the internet, memes as a post-modern form of communication, into each life a few weird Tool fans must fall (as the prophecy says), the world’s on fire (how ‘bout yours?), Spenser plays Capture the Flag and has to call out of work, the difference between hiking and running, Buckethead and Travis Dickerson, Spenser makes incorrect ‘corrections’, Saint Vibus, unsolicited Dick Tracy pics, Dan Blizerian, clout is a stronger drug than money, Jordan Vine is our Buckethero, Deftones is ASMR metal, Spenser doesn’t understand that 21 year old women are what actually bring everybody else to bars, Britain dates literally the coolest strippers and is really just a weird and wholesome person to date, the layers of getting cornered, Black Up by Shabazz Palaces, FKA Twigs, AR Kane, The Suicide Squad (2021), Spenser and Britain talk wrestling, restaurants with inappropriate music, Britain has to listen to a 9 minute acoustic grunge EP in a strip club restroom, A Tribe Called Quest, and a bunch of awful Bucketjokes.

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Episode 43: Hack the Bucket

Sun, 15 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today Spense and Brit are getting into Pikes 127-129 (Paint to the Tile, Tucked into Dreams, and Forever Lake) and also dive deep into Movie 43, a dude at KFC that didn’t want to wear gloves when dredging the chicken, Naked Gun 33 1/3 is the best numbered sequel ever, Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace, Snuff Box, Matt Berry’s Psychedelic Rock, Britain gets blackout drunk and loses their keys at the Mayor’s house, Spenser gets blackout drunk and hurls in his hair, reaching rock bottom at The Rock Woodfired Pizza, Bootsy Collins, scooping on multi-band compression, people who say they’re speechless are still speaking, Coitus Interruptus, Britain is a pollinator (they jerk off at the cummunity garden), 162:55:11, Bucketspectrum behavior, what is P-Sticks up to?, the Bucketcast is a self-imposed purgatory, can’t spell gravy without gay, Spense can’t shut the fuck up about The KLF, I Think You Should Leave Season 2, Assassination Classroom, Anime Pussy, and some real masterclass Bucketjokes.

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Episode 42: Livin' La Beef n' Cheddar (feat. Andrew "Wang" Stromstad of Poison Idea, Atriarch, [Icy]Box, etc.)

Sun, 08 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re joined by our old, talented, lovely, incredibly rad friend Andrew “Wang” Stromstad (of Poison Idea, Atriarch, and [Icy]Box, etc.) to listen to Pikes 124-126 (Rotten Candy Cane, Along The River Bank, and Tourist), we also discuss Douglas Adams, how Andrew plays for like the only legendary punk band around that doesn’t suck, recording studio guitars to a live album, The Mighty Mighty Bosstone’s tone-deaf George Floyd song/video, Spense can only cum to Turn Down for What?, everything on Salvia is the worst thing, Wang hates chord progressions, Talking Alligators Smoking Bongs by BLS, have you ever taken a shit in a pool?, 4thMeal, the Bukket gravity bong, the parking lot Brit and Spenser used to smoke weed in, renaming Port-a-Potties as Portland Potties, Japanese Band Guaze, The KLF (again), Sparks - iPhone, Seikima II, Lantlôs, only virgins listen to music (except Foghat), Miamifilms.net, and Britain's masterful Bucketjokes.

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Episode 41: Everybody's Twerking for the Tweakend

Sun, 01 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

We listened to three more Pikes this week! Pikes 121-123 (Shaded Ray, The Other Side of the Dark, and Scroll of Vegetable) Britain is going to do standup comedy, Spenser tries to buy a couch, nobody wants the refugee couch, Minor Figures oat milk is better than Oatley, Spenser doesn’t know how to pronounce ‘chaise’, Buckhead’s music videos, does Buckethead spiralize his vegetables?, artificial banana rules, Sublime doesn’t rule, a hunch about major keys, The KLF, more praise for Neil Hamburger, and some dogshit Bucketjokes.

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Episode 40: You'll Never Know How Slash Lives 'til You Pee a Mile in His Pants (feat. Tara and Robin from Nothing Lasts Forever [A Guns n Roses Podcast])

Sun, 25 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we have TnR (Tara and Robin) from the podcast Nothing Lasts Forever (about GnR) joining us to fall to discover and review Pikes 118-120 (Elevator, Solar Sailcraft, and Louzenger) Buckethead’s pronouns, LA (ghost)writer Anthony Boza, Spenser shafts Britain on a falafel deal, Peeing yourself in leather pants for the true ’Slash Experience’, Slash’s exotic pet liabilities, Spenser counts in Base Wheatus, Brit is Les Claypilled, 3/11 is a holiday, Steve Vai is boring live, Yngwie Malmsteen rocks, it’s feel like a boom in the body, Jenkem Jar, actual poop bucket reviews, Pike 311 Relative Dong Placement, Dio’s autobiography, Rainbow Rising, what is the flavor of Baja Blast supposed to be?, Spenser recommends not move, and Britain makes more amazingly bad bucket jokes.

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Episode 39: Like a Reverse Louis CK (feat. Chibbs from 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die and Fires Were Started!)

Sun, 18 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re joined by our first international Guest: Chibbs from Australia’s 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die Podcast and Fires Were Started! Together we dive down Pikes 115-117 (Marble Monsters [is it the worst pike?], Infinity of Spheres, and Vacuum), also the base 69 theory of numbers (nice), Spenser greases it up (loosey goosey) and then slides into some holes, then moves into a new Apartment, asking the people who live in your old flat to come in and smell your old farts, sliding doors are the way of the future, should doors remain manual for dudes who jerk off a lot?, Britain is watching Gallagher cause it’s the only thing that makes him angry enough to masturbate, Owning a Home Business, P-Sticks’s Art for Buckethead, is P-sticks code for Urethra Stuffing?, the CDs of the pikes, is Banksy 3D from Massive Attack?, How Buckethead distributes the Pikes (CD, digital, LP), a Gotse attraction at the theme park, T Guitars from Melbourne, AUS, Thunderstruck by AC/DC has lyrics and they suck, and how we all know Stephen King parties the hardest.

Bands mentioned: Fires Were Started!, Day of Contempt, Segression, and Irrelevant.

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Episode 38: #BigmoodButtCigarettes

Sun, 11 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Spenser and Britain are listening to Pikes 112-114 this week (Creaky Doors & Creaky Floors, Herbie Theater, and Glow in the Dark) we also talk about the concerns of the youth of today like : What song did 38 Special do? Spenser buys dick pipes and a rasta hat in Jamaica as a kid, Spenser tells the story of his RIP dimebag shirt, Britain curates a ton of Gallagher Stand-up Specials, Gettin Smashed: A Drunk Gallagher Podcast, Buckethead Art Collaborator Frankensuess, Primus is just a bass line, having a theater orgy after a mediocre play, Britain learns how to cup his microphone, an album like a glow in the dark bong, spit some Coke Zero into my peehole, camo jokes will never get old, shitting in a bucket, dog laundry, reviewing a camo bucket on Christmas eve, Turnstile’s new EP, Scarecrow Video, could you cum while listening to Primus? and the worst Bucketjokes so far.

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Episode 37: The Fast & The Curious a Pride Party (feat. Hellen of Showdown Productions Alaska)

Sun, 04 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we have our old friend and Concert Producer Hellen! She’s here to listen to Pikes 109-111 and review them with us (The Left Panel, Wall to Wall Cobwebs, and Night of the Snowmole) we also talk about what instrumental music is good for, Dry Foam Packing Peanut Party, Alaska has bad party ideas, Nu Metal is cool again because Corny is cool again, beverage talks, glass Sobe bottles, Orbits is meat soda, Fruitopia is the Jet Set Radio of drinks, caffeine sensitivity, a redaction on incorrect Bucket-facts, Buckethead and Dan Monti’s prolific collaboration, the only Roller Coaster Spenser has ridden is the Dragon Wagon in Alaska, Rock n Roll Horror as a movie genre, the diaper by necessity to diaper fetish pipeline, Eddie Van Who?, 3D Time, Gangstarr, Skrillex, Loqueesha (2019), and some awful but inevitable Bucketjokes.

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Episode 36: Compromises in Life and in Time Travel

Sun, 27 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week we’re looking into Pikes 106-108 (Forest of Bamboo, Weird Glows Gleam, and Collect Itself) and we also talk about Spenser taking a massive unflushable dump at work, Apple Music’s Lossless update, Britain no longer has wired headphones that aren’t for mixing, Buckethead’s history of acoustic guitars, Spenser won’t eat chicken thighs because he worked at KFC (but also because he’s vegan), a Buckethead summer camp, Buckethead Trap, we perform the Ceremonial Ween Chant, Sock Harbor Seattle, Johnny Rockets, Seattle Coffee Works, time traveling to fuck David Bowie after seeing Manowar in the 80s, The Guest (2014), D-Sode (Britain’s shorthand for Diet Soda) and the new line of Mountain Dew Zero Sugar (goth Mountain Dew), Britain is the metal version of Neil Hamburger and tells some radical jokes, and that’s all you get this week.

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Episode 35: Good for Nothingface

Sun, 20 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

We’re all up in the business of Pikes 103-105 this week (Squid Ink Lodge, Project Little Man, and The Moltrail) also we still won’t shut up about HELLYEAH!, Damageplan didn’t have a plan for damage, Spenser talks about Koshari again, does anybody in HELLYEAH! solder?, Britain gets Nothingface and Nonpoint confused, Crass Wizards magically turning your microphones into heroin money via the alchemical wonders of the pawn shop, what festival bands you book for each drug crowd, Johnny Mnemonic, Buckethead’s song on the new Viggo Mortensen movie, it’s Izzy Stradlin (not Izzy Strapon), Heavysaurus, dino furries, piss kombucha, andes mints, poop grind vs porn grind, Sabaton concerts have a diaper section, the diaper furry community, Spenser reads business reviews from Seattle’s own Pike St., Jimmy Hoffa, is Buckethead Abraham Lincoln?, The Buckethead Prayer, listening to every single notable guitarist in the past 40 years, guitarists working at Sears and the local grocery store, the band Leeway, clothing maker Double.Wonderful, barge cargo, dudes in Dream Theater shirts are bottoms, Britain has some more shitty jokes and some brand new Limericks, and fuckin Manowar.

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Episode 34: Gettin Pantera: A Racistcast

Sun, 13 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

It’s a deep dive with your bucketbois into Pikes 100-102 this week (The Mighty Microscope, In Hollow Hills, and Sideway Streets) The Guns n’ Roses Podcast Community, sodomy (in a business sense) and other threats to competing Buckethead podcasts, Lit and bands of that era where the vocalist did that knee-tuck jump, Pantera’s studio recording history, is Pantera racist (or are they just dumb?), Britain makes a bunch of memes, Spenser reinstalls an air conditioner and doesn’t want to deal with the fallout from the neighbors, Spenser has never had Labor Day off, a Bootlicking Manager Memorial Day Speech, Buckethead almost becomes Bootkethead due to a Pakistani KFC burning, Would Buckethead defend a combination KFC/Taco Bell?, Britain gets a mystery meat meal at the combination KFC/Long John Silvers, A buckethead bucket but with a cowboy hat brim, Making Jorts, Take Your Assault Rifle To Wendy’s (Open Carry), Fun Words to Say (like ‘WEBSITE’), Filmmaker Frank D’Angelo, and some really miserable KFC jokes.

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Episode 33: Yo Quiero Buckethead

Sun, 06 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week we go down the rabbit hole of Pikes 97-99 (Passageways, Pilot, and Polar Trench), we also get down and dirty talking about the filthy 30s, Tenacious D’s ‘Wonderboy’, guitar in Top 40, Justin Bieber, the 311 Cruise, Spenser gets some Egyptian Koshari, pee fetishes, the old Watersports/ Water Sports switcheroo, Jayme Jasta’s Wake-boarder, the longest time between Buckethead pikes/albums, Buckethead is a gentle soul, Korean Roasted Barley Tea, Trader Joes-washing and their racist naming schemes, Men in Black (1997) and its titular song, the different eras of Taco Bell, Bumper Boats, Wild Wild West (1998), A Night at the Roxbury, the best seltzer waters, Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace and their Taco Bell tie-ins, movies used to be more exciting, Buckethead misspellings, Aliens have small dicks, would you accepted some sloppy Bucket head?, kidney stones, Metallica gives you way too much music for your money, the world wants a new Necrophagist album so we don’t have to pay attention to The Faceless, Slash is a dog that plays guitar, Britain almost does a racism, David Ellifson’s MasturGate, auteur filmmaker Dale Stelly, actually using your sick time, homemade sushi, and a fresh batch of stale Bucketjokes.

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Episode 32: Audio Bloopers, Baby!

Sun, 30 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we listen to Pikes 94-96 (Magic Lantern, Northern Lights, and Yarn), also Brit goes to Rhode Island, Ghost Tours, kingdom of farts, Howard Zinn, Britain’s cat looks like a child’s drawing of a cat, ambient Radiohead’s Creep is incel music, masturbating to music, reading Britain’s texts from the past, LARPing in subcultures you don’t belong to, Mass Effect, Master P’s movies, and some fresh Bucketjokes.

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Episode 31: Taco Bell 4th-skin (Live Mas)

Sun, 23 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we dive into Pikes 91-93 (Sublunar, The Splatterhorn, and Coaster Coat ), and discuss pressing life topics like what Mexican foods are uncircumcised?, prostate orgasms, Britain made his own soundtrack to a Madden game, Spenser buys Madden 2004 specifically to hear Blink 182’s ‘I Miss You’ from the soundtrack, Bronze vs. Copper medals, the Bronze Age Collapse, why aren’t metal bands on Encyclopedia Mettallum?, 100 Gecs, is $uicideboi$ ICP for Gen Z?, Spenser and Brit get vaccinated, LOTR Extended editions, Galdalf is high af, Buckethead’s mandolin track, Matthew Lesko, is Buckethead too prolific?, having sex with/to the pikes, the sex playlist is just Ween’s Chocolate & Cheese, trying to bust while Dream Theater is playing, trying to avoid hip hop, the podcast Blowback, The Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift, The Real Book, and the fact that original music doesn’t exist.

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Episode 30: Win Ben Stein's Diapers

Sun, 16 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week the fuckers listen to Pikes 88-90 (Red Pepper Restaurant, The Time Traveler’s Dream, and Listen for the Whisper) Rhode Island, Brit hides weed in a dildo, the plural and singular of dildos, Spenser thinks about changing his last name cause his dad is fuckin bullshit, Buckethead’s weirder instrumental credits, Spenser’s bandmates get mad at him for not thanking them on the album liner notes, Spenser is old and doesn’t understand what ‘cake’ or #mcm are, Win Ben Stein’s Diapers, YouTube Comments, Britain tells some Buckethead Jokes, Amazon’s Invincible, and Absolute Proof by The MyPillow Guy.

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Episode 29: The Two Genders: Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld

Sun, 09 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re going through Pikes 85-87 (Walk in Loset, Our Selves, and Interstellar Slunk). We also discuss uncomfortable meme comments, the terrible 20s, Britain starts speaking like HP Lovecraft, Jim Caviezel is a Q-nut, Spense and Brit hit an enormous bong (13 years ago), hacking in media, master filmmaker Neil Breen, Phil Anselmo’s bands ranked, Rickenbacker’s bass capacitors and how they effect the sound, Nothing but Trouble is the unfunniest film, Dan Aykroyd’s alien documentary, Smash Mouth is the new euphemism for oral sex, the Gettin Head soundboard stays on during sex, Tom DeLounge Chair, Might as Well be Walking on the Son (of God, Jesus Christ), uncomfortable humor, Buckethands and their size, The Bad Plus, Space Mountain, write HELLYEAH or RIP VINNIE PAUL in The Golden Corral restroom, Florida’s Coral Castle, New Segment: Bucketjokes!, DTRM, Faggoth, and Britain’s new podcast: Bad Word of the Day.

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Episode 28: Far Beyond Drywall

Sun, 02 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Brit and Spense dive into Pikes 82-84 (Calamity Cabin, Dreamless Slumber, and Whirlpool) Also Britain embraces being a heel, how does dog taste/farming food grade dog, Seattle weather, Spenser shaves his neck stripes/Matt Pikestache, Spenser sent his Noise project to his beans friend, Thesaurus of Scales and Melodic Patterns by Nicolas Slonimsky, Paul Gilbert is cool, Joe Satriani taught fucking everybody, Primus’s guitarist was Possessed’s lead guitarist, it doesn’t matter who started death metal, Buckethead should work with vocalists more, Transatlantic, Dream Theater is an incel Queensryche, Spense listens to BTS while drinking Soju, Evil Dead, Cornbugs, is Buckethead @bucketdead ?, does Buckethead drive a Subaru Brat?, Brit is coming for capitalists on the internet, Civilization V vs VI, and Lethal Weapon.

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Episode 27: You Really H 1 to Know 1 (feat. Prof. Beck aka Britain's brother)

Sun, 25 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re joined by Doctor, Professor, and Britain’s Brother Professor Beck for a very special Britain’s Birthdaycast. We listen to and review Pikes 79-81 (Geppettos Trunk, Cutout Animatronic, and Carnival of Cartilage) we also discuss Kurt Cobain, a Megazord/Voltron of 90s feminist rockers, Jujubees/Jujifruit, Good n Plenty is the Billy Joel of candies, Buckethead’s live effects pedal setup, The Ratatouille of sucking dick, Mount RUSHmore, the current state of Heathcliff comics, Gary Sinise, Slash’s pronouns, Trial Mix, and The Mask (1994).

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Episode 26: Rip Nuts, Judy (feat. Monte Mcleery of Un and Samothrace)

Sun, 18 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we’re joined by musical wizard Monte Mcleery (of Un and Samothrace) to listen to and review Pikes 76-78 (Caterpillar, Bumbyride Dreamlands, and Pike 78) we also discuss important topics and ask vital questions such as: hey baby, can you rent a car without overdrafting your debit card?, Britain and Monte meeting through Craigslist or Myspace or maybe a person but who knows, how former guest of the bucketcast Andrew Jamieson smells, Christopher Hitchens, the best Fleshlight analogues on the Taco Bell menu, Buddhism, John Pettruci trying to do what Buckethead does, listening to Pikes in the private window, Spenser hates the app Nextdoor, and Monte cleans his desk.

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Episode 25: Brocc n Roll (A Tribute to Broccoli)

Sun, 11 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Spenser and Britain are wrecked, Shreked, and reviewing Pikes 73-75 (Final Bend of the Labyrinth, Infinity Hill, and Twilight Constrictor) Broccoli fuckin Rocks, Dokken, The Nightmare on Elm Street Series, Britain’s local horror postman, Nightmare vs. Friday, Bald Death Metal, Britain returns a dildo to Kohls, Hi-Biscus La Croix, Spenser Has like 70 times as many followers as Hot Action Cop, Grind (2003) is a film for skate posers, licensing Oh Yeah (Yello), the guitarist from Survivor still eating out on Eye of the Tiger, Buckethead’s relationship with Serj Tankian and their collaboration on Enter the Chicken, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, upgrading your kitchenware, Buckethead is the Tony Soprano of Fingerblasting, and Statements from the Bucketvoid Live!

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Episode 24: Hello B, It's B Again (Sweating Buckets) (feat. Sir aka Britain's Dad)

Sun, 04 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week we’re joined by a very special guest: Sir! (Britain’s dad)

Spenser, Britain, and Sir listen to and discuss Pikes 70-72 (Snow Slug, Celery, and Closed Attractions) and also discuss getting new pans, the water content of a bell pepper vs coca cola, Rutabaga, Megadeth’s Sweating Bullets, where do you get government cheese?, Cold Stone Creamery sizing, Britain makes Bongwater Blueberry Muffins, the one Buckethead cover on a non-Bucket-related album, LBJ’s monster Hog, the overlap between Tool fans and Firefly fans, Britain doesn’t talk about Neon Genesis Evangelion, HBO’s The Head, and the future of buffet restaurants.

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Episode 23: Mambo Number 311 (feat. Scott Thrope aka We Forgot)

Sun, 28 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Today we're joined by our old friend and very special guest Scott Thorpe (aka We Forgot)

Spense, Brit and Scott listen to and review Pikes 67-69 (nice.)(Abandoned Slaughterhouse, Assignment 033-03, and Category of Whereness) also Brit lays pipe to Buckethead, we recorded this on 3/11 the 311 holiday, so we talked about Cumming original, Spenser only buys ankle socks and sometimes his ropes blast right through them, is 311 racist? (probably not), Buckethead’s rarest album, thanking Buckethead’s dad for his cum, Spenser needs a du-rags, a Crusade for Buckethead, therapists recommending suicidal music, Godsmack PT Cruiser Foot Fetishists, Buckethead threeway guitar battle, and whatever else.

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Episode 22: Babaganoush Vasectomy

Sun, 21 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Spenser Hodge and Britain Whatever Strah listen to and review Buckethead’s Pikes 64-66 (Aquarium, Hold Me Forever [In Memory of My Mom Nancy York Carroll], and Leave the Light On) we also get heavy into beans on toast, The Fatberg, having too many books, “Oh Yeah” by Yello stays on during sex, Britain’s favorite member of HELLYEAH!, P-Sticks, Dan Monti, teachers with the Boognish Stank, MENSA & Boognish dick tattoos, Spenser uses a beer bong with Tool fans, Buckethead as a franchise, selling out, sound treating your room, treat yourself to a falafel or cupcake, Spenser threatens to quit if we can no longer talk about masturbation, and Spenser’s piss jugs.

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Episode 21: Tongue in the Butt, Jabba the Hutt

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Today the fellers digest a deep dump into Pikes 61-63 (Citacis, Outlined for Citacis, and Grand Gallery) listening to our podcast at work, tattooing people’s faces vs. cooking black cod on a grill, everyone on Twitter has tenure in their position of being an asshole, posting the names of Wikipedia articles as a twitter influencer, the Home Improvement theme song, Buckethead’s love letter to Jennifer Batten, the Westie breed of dog, “Tongue in the Butt, Jabba the Hutt”, another discussion about Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week”, where are the shirtless pit dudes?—shirtless pit dudes are the butterflies of metal shows, the different classifications of shirtless sweaty dudes in the pit, Boston and CCR being impressive despite being not impressive, Megadeth’s 90s stuff, Spenser doesn’t ‘get’ System of a Down, current Armenian/Turkish politics, yet another conversation about Ween, a band is immediately elevated by a good drummer (Whores), and honestly nothing else whatsoever. Go fuck yourself.

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Episode 20: Smells Like Ween in Here (feat. Andrew Jamieson aka Moonworm)

Sun, 07 Mar 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Today we’re joined by our old friend, former bandmate, producer, and pinball jockey Andrew Jamieson (also known as Moonworm)!

Today we discuss Pikes 58-60 (Outpost, ydrapoeJ, and Footsteps) as well as the breakup of Daft Punk and how much Spense hates their final album, Random Access Memories, Happy by Pharrell, TripTunes/HipTunes, Tricky, pinball, anime, drinking too much caffeine, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4skin, Allison Bechdel’s Fun Home, Andrew chainsmokes our entire podcast, Tigran Hmasyan’s The Call Within, Behind The Curve, and how Ween’s recording studio smells.

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Episode 19: 3rd Rock From the Bucket (feat. Mark Bronzino of ANS, Mammoth Grinder, Iron Reagan, Ghostmane, etc.)

Sun, 28 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Today we're joined by our pal Mark Bronzino (sick guitarist for a lot of cool bands)!

Together we’re getting into Pikes 55-57 (The Miskatonic Scale, Cycle, and Night Gallery) Abandoned Musical Projects, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Texas’s power failure, Jeffrey Parks, Snow Days, Mark’s New Jersey Connection with the View Askewniverse, what Buckethead was doing on 9/11, May the 4th be with you, Meth and Ketamine at once, the one Dido album we all cry to, is Buckethead’s guitar is afraid of him?, is Buckethead controlled by other forces?, Mark’s experience playing and gettin blazed at The Gathering of Juggalos, and name ideas for Mark’s new death metal band.

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Episode 18: All Hot Action Cops are Bastards (feat. Devin Boudreaux of Rejection Pact)

Sun, 21 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Today we’re happy to be joined by our old friend Devin Boudreaux of Boise Hardcore band Rejection Pact!

We get into Pikes 52-54 (Factory, City of Flavors, and The Frankensteins Monsters Blind) We also get far into Meet the Deedles (1998), Dee Snider’s Strangeland (also 1998), Buckethead and Bill Moseley’s project ‘The Cornbugs,’ Slam Metal Poetry, accidentally inventing Nu Metal, Bucketanon; ls Buckethead Q??, The Most Nu-Metal Movie Soundtracks, Buckethead often sounds like 90s FPS music, Mindless Self Indulgence, hey Dan Monti hit us up dude, The Brown Collar Comedy Tour, Britain’s neighbor takes a super long dump, weekend Guitar Center dadbands, bucket kids, funk metal is the Judaism of the music world, Does Buckethead have A sides and B sides?, The Bathroom Tier List (Fred Meyer vs Bass Pro Shop vs Safeway vs Autozone), Blowjob Ferris Wheel, Hot Action Cop, fucking cars, Queen Alien Femboy Dick, the Buckethead Dildo, Yellowstone, what TV show you’d resurrect, Horizon Zero Dawn, and Rhapsody (of Fire).

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Episode 17: Shit in the Mouth of God and Give Him a Scat Fetish

Sun, 14 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Spense and Brit listen to and discuss Pikes 49-51 (Monument Valley, Pitch Dark, and Claymation Courtyard) Vegan dumps, Buckethead’s Diet Coke addiction, the best Will Smith soundtrack raps, Spenser’s Pronouns (poop/they/them), The Expanse, Raw Doggin, Spenser’s Freudian connection to his socials, getting enough sleep, the inherent corruption of power structures, fascist virtuosos being reborn as guitar virtuosos, and “the best music”.

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A Chinese New Year Democracycast Pt. 2: Just Like a Warm Plate of Spaghetti (feat. Matt Collins of Format Not Included)

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Matt Collins (of Format Not Included) is back!

It's Chinese New Year, and this is part 2 of our deep dive in to Guns n' Roses' 2008 album Chinese Democracy. We also talk about Matt’s shark/devil bass, dads who stan Breakfast at Tiffany’s, bisexual lighting, what chafes Spenser’s bacon, What Went Wrong?, Axl Rose is the white trash Bono, the McDonald’s Batman Forever commemorative glasses, tasty tarot bitches, Chinese Democracy’s 15-year timeline, Shaq’s lost rap verse, planning an insurrection on a plate of spaghetti, the Italian version of American Pie, Ozzy orders Sharon a lyft, our favorite tracks on Chinese Democracy, Ben Folds hip hop covers, and final impressions.

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A Chinese New Year Democracycast Pt. 1: Hepatitis BC Rich Warlock (feat. Matt Collins of Format Not Included)

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Matt Collins (of Format Not Included) is back!

It's Chinese New Year, and in celebration we're taking a deep dive in to Guns n' Roses' 2008 album Chinese Democracy. We also discuss Tomb Robbins, The Guns n Roses Government, where we were when the album was released, Dr. Pepper’s Chinese Democracy scam, Axl Rose’s touring psychic “Yoda”, Bumblefoot, the cost of Chinese Democracy, Fingerbang City, Steve Albini was an inside job, the alternate “art” cover, Axl Rose’s jersey era, Shackler’s Revenge = Axl’s Revenge, the composers/arrangers of the album, Axl Rose’s feelings, the salaries of Chinese Democracy, Adam Sandler accounting, Axl Rose’s “friends”, Dave Navarro, Zakk Wylde, Axl in AC/DC, Spenser’s boner, Cum Town, Kratom bitches, the dynamics of eatin holes with long hair, and the Hepatitis BC Rich Warlock.

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Episode 16: All These Turds Are Lost...Like Tears in Rain

Sun, 07 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Today Britain and Spenser break down Pikes 46-48 (Rainy Days, Roller Coaster Track Repair, and Hide in the Pickling Jar) and bullshit a ton of material including Home Improvement, Seth McFarlane, fighting instrumental musicians, Brit reads Tweets, Walk-In Coolers are the Bloodrave from Blade, numbers that aren’t 16, Britain gets laid off, Spenser as a Wedding DJ, Buckethead’s Recording Coop, Manowar’s Podcast, The Scorpions, KISS, Clerks the Series, QanonAnonymous, and taking a shit in the shower.

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Episode 15: Life is a Highway (and I Know My Highway Will Go On)

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Holy shit, it just keeps going. Spenser and Britain talk about Pikes 43-45 (Pike 43, You Can’t Triple Stamp a Double Stamp, and The Coats of Claude) and a ton of dumbass bullshit including being an essential worker, Demonia, Black Hightop Converse, efficient Nazi idiots, Woodstock 94, Hatephul Colins, pay for DAWs, plugging Plugins, Fried Rice, American Metalheads vs. European Metalheads, Dumb & Dumber (1994), Bucketemotions, Spenser For Hire, What the Fuck Are We Doing Here?, Jimi Hendrix’s live dominance, and the timeless battle of white vs. brown rice.

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Episode 14: Breakfast at Buckethead's

Sun, 24 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Today the dudes review Pikes 40-42 (Coat of Charms, Wishes, and Backwards Chimney) and discuss a wide range of topics including Specific Grocery Rockers, why capitalism fucking sucks, Ween, Buckethead’s dong, Zakk Wylde’s birthday, Brit stops shaving, Buckethead’s guitar ‘Kaiser’s Gift’, Spenser fucks up building a weird light, Rock n’ Roll Horror Films, Deep Blue Something’s ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’, Pork-based penis euphemisms, Jack O’ Lantern’s full name, Raffi fucks with Antifa, Jerk off instructions, the modern Arkam series of Batman games, getting weird on cam, the proper amounts of YOLO-ing, indica vs. sativa vs. mania vs. depression, long road trips, the varieties of Oatly, bleu cheese wedge salads, old people and their different levels of retail problematic habits, Grams: The World’s Coolest Grandmother, and vegan cookie dough.

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Episode 13: It's Zakk Wylde All the Way Down

Sun, 17 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Spenser and Britain dive deep into Pikes 37-39 (Hollowed Out, It Smells Like Frogs, and Twisterlend) and also talk about MIDI controllers in the rain, the best buttrock band, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth being wanted for domestic terrorism, who’s playing guitar for Ozzy?, Hellyeah! doing cocaine at Golden Corral restaurants, Spenser’s Gibson SG, the death of the Chinese buffet at the hands of COVID, tuning pedals vs. clip-on tuners, strippers who dance to Korn, where’s the coolest place to be found dead?, The Expanse, Linkin Park, Nickleback’s Google commercials, Gone in 60 Seconds (2000), Kanye’s divorce, Johnny Mnemonic, a St. Anger Karate Gi, Angelina Jolie’s neck, Saved By the Bell (2020), Aunty Donna, and becoming part of a grocery store community.

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Episode 12: Intermittently Bucket, but Always Head

Sun, 10 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week the bois dive into Pikes 34-36 (Pikes, Thank You Ohlinger’s, and The Pit) Cock & Ball Torture, Buckethead’s history of headwear, Raphael “Ted” Cruz and Machiavelli as Ninja Turtles, State-distributed Cowabunga, never watching Babalyon 5, Robert Zombie’s Dragu-mind, BMX XXX (2002), new information on Motley Crue’s syphilitic [breakfast] burrito cocks, eating in the shower, Jimmy Buffet’s children’s book, Sega CD infomercial, The Queen’s Gambit, Charlie Kaufman’s novel Antkind, Spenser’s hate for Bridge to Terabithia, The Duke of Margaritaville, fuck you 2020, handing ovations, and other assorted bullshit.

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Episode 11: Like Lady and the Tramp, but with their Syphilitic Rockstar Burrito Dicks

Sun, 03 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week we listen to and review Pikes 31-33 (Pearson’s Square, Rise of the Blue Lotus, and Pumpkin) and go down some absurd rabbit holes regarding Podcasting Uniforms, gay lighting, Saliva’s Click Click Boom, Barenaked Ladies’ One Week, Spenser’s Big Music Year at 14 (2003), Ozzy is a bad vocalist, not being privileged enough to fuck horse girls, Motley Crue and their burrito dicks, Spenser’s 32 Birthday, raw doggin, making candles, what do you mix with Faygo?, remembering restaurants, losing an ID with a perfect picture, Buckethead hanging out at malls, jamming with Buckethead, boner pills, using the Popeye arm to cum, having sex to Buckethead music, rebranding handjobs as HJs, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Hall & Oates with Brit’s dad, and for good measure another conversation about Motley Crue’s burrito dicks.

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Episode 10: Mindfreak on a Leash

Sun, 27 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Spenser and Britain get into Pikes 28-30 (Feathers, Splatters, and Mannequin Cemetery,) also discussed is Buckethead signing his GnR contract on The Haunted Mansion, Britain gets sick and then gets sciatica, (formerly) getting high before work, Tech Bass bands Obscura and Augury, Britain eats a salad, Black Label Society Gang Imagery, Spenser goes to Lowes, The Expanse, The Mandalorian, Necrophagist, The Clone Wars, The Boys, Ozark, Batman & Robin, The Witcher, Cannibal Corpse, Letterkenny, Batman the Animated Series, Jon Favreau & Dave Filioni, and Christopher Lee's Metal Career.

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Episode 9: What Would Bill Joel Do?

Sun, 20 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Spense & Brit listen to Pikes 25-27 (Pancake Heater, Worms for the Garden, Halls of Dimension) and discuss Truly Hard Seltzer, Ozark, Howie Mandel, normalizing just not wanting to do shit, Viggo Mortensen (and his dong), The Nu-Metal movement, watching Borat on Robotussin, Judas Priest’s Turbo, Tool’s Keyboardist, working on Thanksgiving, RODE mics, Heavy Metal Bars, Billy Joel, Living Laughing & Loving on the Internet, Billy Idol, The Screaming Hotline, GTA games, Mudvayne, the shape of Dream Theater’s moshpits, Black Boss Porter, Yakuza Zero, what Nu Metal band would most likely be in the Klan.

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Episode 8: Maroon 666 Circle Pit (feat. Nax of Biting the Hand)

Sun, 13 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

We are once again joined by a guest! Today we talk with Nax from Biting the Hand about Pikes 22-24 (Sphere Facade, Telescape, Slug Cartilage) as well as working with the public during the pandemic, Hoobastank, Dan Monti (Del Rey Brewer), Spenser with an Eminem Haircut, Maroon 5 Wall of Death, The Best Smelling Celebrities, Rob Zombie, Stripper Music, Arcade Fire, Albert???, Peter Lorre, Bisexual Lighting, and (not) waiting for video games to load.

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Episode 7: Big Anal Sex Fans, Guns n' Roses (feat. Matt Collins of Format Not Included)

Sun, 06 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This week we're joined by special guest Matt Collins of the podcast Format Not Included! Together we review Pikes 19-21 (Teeter Slaughter, Thaw, and Spiral Trackway) and discuss Buckethead Land and its different rides, hating the world, Anchorage’s Mayoral Sexting Scandal, Bootsy Collins, Seattle, being the drug dealer in a jazz band, Spenser’s non-metal bands, The Crown, Dildohead, John Zorn’s McArthur Grant, The Expanse, Axl Rose Datamining Chinese Democracy, Lube, Purple Rain and Ketamine.

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Episode 6: Gettin Fieldy: A Dreamcast

Sun, 29 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This week we get into Pikes 16-18 (The Boiling Pond, The Spirit Winds, and The Astrodome) and discuss how much ET sucks, group sex, nonbinary names, Ethiopian Food, Tim Burton Films, Samauri Jack, Korn’s Bassist Fieldy, Adult Swim, Anthony Bourdain, Historia Civilis, Paying for Porn, Applesauce on Waffles, and bringing a mechanical keyboard to a funeral.

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Episode 5: The Miles Davis Vibe-Industrial Complex

Sun, 22 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

We review Pikes 13-15 (Pike 13, The Mark of Davis, and View Master) and talk about Buckethead's relationship with Disney, being the well-meaning white guy at work, Step- Porn, Black Label Society's subreddit, Dr. Manhattan's cum, Ranier Beer, House of Leaves, labeling and organizing your semen stains, and Britain retires his squeaky chair.

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Episode 4: The Buck-ethead-wheat Boys

Sun, 15 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

We review Pikes 10-12 (The Silent Picture Book, Forgotten Library, and Propellar,) The Fuzz Pedal, Garfield and Nermal's relationship, Beavis and Butthead Do America, how you never meet Jane's Addiction fans, posting Spenser's house keys on the internet, owning Jute rope in your 30s, Amazon's The Boys, Man Borg, Snoop Dogg negotiating hostage situations, and a ballsack full of Gnocci.

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Episode 3: Guess What? Nobody's Listening!

Sun, 08 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Today we review Pikes 7-9 (Shores of Molokai, Racks, and March of the Slunks,) Britain breaks down Basketball positions, Vibing, Hard Seltzer, Buckethead's true identity, Hulu Horror Movies, shaving in bed, Ted Nugent, and renaming the 'glove box'.

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Episode 2: Gas Station Boner Pills vs. Buttsex Whippits

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 02:00:00 +0000

Today we discuss Buckethead's Pikes 4-6 (Underground Chamber, Look Up There, and Balloon Cement,) Spenser's dislike of solo acoustic artists, Poppers, getting wine drunk with doctors in a rainstorm at a Chris Issac concert, Jojo Rabbit, The Funky Cold Medina, and how much we hate Star Trek's Lwaxana Troi.

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Episode 1: Who Doesn't Whistle While They Masturbate?

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Welcome to our first episode! Today we review Buckethead's first Three Pikes (It's Alive!, Empty Space, and 3 Foot Clearance), the Jurrasic Park Series, Paul Simon's bad music, and whistling while you masturbate.

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