Employee #1 - The Industrial Accident Podcast

S4 E22: Cramps

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 00:18:07 +0000

"Main Guy" Ben Tweener, "This Guy" Misty Dawn, and "That Guy" Ivegotta Itchybum go bonkers while Research Department takes the night off to play Bunko (whatever the fuck that is).

One more episode to go before the Season 4 Finale!

S4 E21: Aorta

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 15:33:00 +0000

No one can live without an aorta. Don’t believe us? Listen to this shit!

Gil T. Yuronner whips out some *“main vein” stories for Eda Bagadix, Hairy Queen Snailtrail, and the Research Department.

*Special note from Main Guy: Of course (as anyone who skipped the second grade will tell you) the aorta is an artery—not a vein, but if my evil plan worked, you’re probably thinking about cocks right now.

#dick #weenie #pecker #penis

S4 E20: The Runs

Sat, 04 Apr 2026 01:02:08 +0000

Lots of running going on around here. Running mouths running circles of distracted conversations while running a failing podcast into the ground.

Glen Struation runs down a list of stories pertaining to all types of running—forcing Carol Lina, Phat Dong, and the Research Department to run for the exit.

S4 E19: Boats and Hoes

Sun, 15 Mar 2026 21:57:18 +0000

Nathan Higgers attempts to tell stories about boats and hoes to Kamen Wendt, Gitten Herdrawersoff and the Research Department.

Like many tragic tales of boats (and hoes) throughout recorded history, this one starts out loose and sloppy and ends up . . . well . . . wet, tired, and fucked. Unsatisfactorily fucked.

S4 E17: Toenail RE-RELEASE

Sun, 01 Mar 2026 21:38:27 +0000

After the prior version of this episode had been streamed/downloaded about 400 times, a helpful listener reached out and said, "What's with all the time gaps, overlaps, and random shit after the episode?!"

Apparently, Main Guy was so busy fiddling around in Photoshop to make the stupid artwork that really doesn't look like a guy hammering a toe into a board like a nail, he uploaded the wrong audio file. Let's try this again . . .

Joe King tells some toe-curling stories to Ketavetouck Litchard and recovering surgery victim Pete O’Phile. Research Department is otherwise occupied with a recovery of her own.

Categories include:

• Avulsion

• Gun

• Trimmer

• Bed

• Finger

• Popper

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S4 E16: Lips

Sun, 25 Jan 2026 04:45:53 +0000

This one will chap ya! Hannibal Recktor puts some gloss on lip stories for Rhett Wayne, Shae Vercooter and the Research Department.

S4 E15: Turkey

Sat, 10 Jan 2026 00:49:32 +0000

Oral Roberts serves up six gruesome stories for Dick Bush, the Research Department, and a special guest!

S4 E14: Familiar Equipment

Sat, 20 Dec 2025 01:24:01 +0000

Avast and Merry Christmas, ye pukes!

As a result of another mutiny, Main Guy 2.0 (Whet Fart) commandeers the Captain's chair and holds Clem Chowder, Phil Hole, and the Research Department hostage while he talks about all the scary equipment he works on.

#AIDS #ATV #accident #beer #belching #blackhumor #boiler #butcher #california #careerday #comedy #computercrash #crude #crushed #dark #fermilier #fuckinidiot #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #injury #joystick #kansas #mature #morbid #multipletakes #ohio #oncall #osha #pointzeroonefive #pottymouths #press #profanity #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #tasteless #utah #vulgar

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S4 E13: Numbers

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 02:09:54 +0000

During the government shutdown, while OSHA took some time off, Main Guy Juan Tutreefor was busy excluding “model” and “serial” from his searches to find a number of stories featuring numbers.

There were ten stories to begin with, but Deep State (or our old friend from India) had other ideas.

This Guy (Tyler Nall), That Guy (Harry Snailtrail), the Research Department and live audience member Fuckin' Tom had to count down to the bitter end.

Por favor, disfruta!

S4 E12: Race

Sun, 23 Nov 2025 00:57:33 +0000

The Grand Wizard saddles up, lights his torch and riles up the ignorant mob with fiery rhetoric about race! The mob includes Peter Winkler, Avin Ashag, and the Research Department.

This one is so controversial, the Deep State kept crashing our computer!

Categories include:

Bus
Car
Golf Cart
Face
Tire
Tree

S4 E11: Spiders

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 23:20:20 +0000

Happy Halloween, free-feeders!

This one is as disorganized and careless as a black widow web.

Host Jerry Atric pulls some random strands from his ass and weaves tales designed to snare the attention of Pud Huff, Dildo Swaggins, and the Research Department.

Categories include:

Air
Ball
Backbone
Dick
Head
Manifold
Spray

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S4 E10: Breasts (Free Version)

Fri, 17 Oct 2025 20:52:28 +0000

After suckling another related episode, Scooter Fudgestein, Harry Holler, Frankie Fisterass, and the Research Department will officially spit out the pink part. Maybe.

Six well-rounded stores about breasts are bouncing your direction! (It could'a been seven, but you’re apparently not on our Patreon $5 tier)

#bigbopper #breastpump #california #kennyloggins #mammogram #pinch #pissbreak #pollockjokes #poke #stripped #tejas #truckdick #whichguy #windshield

S4 E9: Milk

Sun, 05 Oct 2025 23:24:13 +0000

Things are still a bit nipply here in Pink Eye Studios. Boyle Dribblins pulls his mouth off the teat long enough to tell Pa Blo, Huge Snuts, and the Research Department eight stories about milk.

S4 E7: Nipples

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 02:04:25 +0000

Trick or Teat! Dusky Areola gets Emilio Earhardt, Buster Cornholer, and the Research Department all perked up. This one’s about all kinds of nipples.

#kentuckyjelly #blowjob #environmental #sawzall #stanchion #impaled #freon #muppet #thrown #mud #spider #Texas #pop #FarrahFawcett #hanoijane #barbarella #duranduran #accident #osha #schadenfreude #dark #blackhumor #beer #belching #crude #comedy #gallowshumor #mature #morbid #pottymouths #profanity #researchdepartment #tasteless #vulgar

S4 E6: Fly

Fri, 05 Sep 2025 00:02:55 +0000

After an extended period of “pre-gaming” we finally got around to the Main Event. Dean Keystink, Stu Pedaso, Lenny Dykefister, and the Research Department land on the RECORD button. In total there were 4-hours of drunken blather before, during, and after this mess and this is all Main Guy could salvage for an episode.

Categories include:

A Kite
Ash
Backward
Could’a Been A
In
Tundish

#accident #beer #belching #blackhumor #blowjob #comedy #crude #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #injury #mature #morbid #osha #pottymouths #profanity #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #vulgar #lemmysmole #belalugosisdad #shitfaced #drunk #ozzy #wisconsin #dado #donorcycle #kickback #alabama #molten #burns #moisture #unhinged #georgia #hornse #marielboatlift

S4 E5: Zipper

Sat, 16 Aug 2025 00:05:44 +0000

Stand back! Something might flop out and hit ya right between the eyes! Sandy Bumcum “fasten"-ates J.G. Wentworth, Mike Lit, and the Research Department with stories about zippers!

DISCLAIMER: Some dipshit grabbed the wrong mike and threw off each channel’s pre-defined settings, so this one sounds shittier than usual—even worse than S3 E8: Shitty EQ!

S4 E5: Robot

Fri, 01 Aug 2025 01:16:51 +0000

Host Lando Dufree tells some cute little Employee #-versus-robot stories to Ed Kazinsky, Juan Tubang, and the Research Department.

Unplug your Amazon Alexa (and your Hitachi Magic Wand) . . .

S4 E4: Fruit

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 00:52:25 +0000

Shit gets fruity. This one gets sidetracked quite a bit, but Lou Sassol, Red Oxcock, Pat McCock, and the Research Department eventually squeeze the juice out of stories from the following categories:

Berries
Cherry
Cherry Picker
Citrus
Fruit and Nut
Fruit and Veggies
Grape

S4 E3: Skid

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 01:32:08 +0000

For being named after something usually found in your shorts, this one runs a bit long. Sigmund Floyd regales Raoul Pud, Phil Hermuff, and the Research Department with tales of stopping short, and leaving a mark.

S4 E3: Skid

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 01:29:51 +0000

S4 E2: Leak

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 00:31:28 +0000

Audience member and Patron "Fuckin’ Tom" (and the lovely and charming Mrs. Fuckin’ Tom) patiently tolerate multiple stories about leaks while Mr. Hatch, Eileen Yulick, Dick Rexholes and Research Department shake a few dribbles out of this one.

S4 E1: Concrete

Sun, 01 Jun 2025 00:08:41 +0000

Main Guy Maine Guy hosts Ian Nutsdeep and Ken McSpudzie while Karen from HR tries to keep a lid on things.

S3 Season Finale with Special Guest Kunt Chungus!

Tue, 20 May 2025 19:28:56 +0000

True Crime Kent was kind enough to join us yet again for a season finale episode!

Special Guest Kunt Chungus joins Hum Dinger, Richard Tonsiltickler, Gabe Owners and the Research Department to discuss pre-OSHA Industrial Accidents researched on a website that, as of recently, sponsors no one involved.

S3 E23: Guest.

Fri, 25 Apr 2025 23:24:42 +0000

This is the last episode before the Season 3 Finale featuring Kent Chungus!

In this episode Brad the Impaler, Wesley Weaseltits, Phil Downerpants, and the Research Department are joined by special guest Mitosis!

S3 E22: Shorts

Sun, 13 Apr 2025 20:42:18 +0000

Ta-Da! Look what it is . . . !

Its another long one. A long one about shorts.

Gene Pool, Jack Hoff, Gabe Porn, and the Research Department learn some important lessons they forgot exactly when their hangovers cleared.

S3 E21: Rhyme Time/Arthur Gary Bishop: A Dirty Rotten Fuck

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 01:21:15 +0000

In this extra-long episode Julian Spagoolie, Harry Heartworm, and Dane Gleesak discuss stories with titles that rhyme with “truce”. Dane proves his ignorance of Beatles music.

Abuse
Bruce
Goose
Juice
Loose
Noose
Profuse
Spruce

Immediately followed by a one-off true crime podcast called "Arthur Gary Bishop: A Dirty Rotten Fuck." This one ain’t for all audiences. If you have a soft heart, a weak stomach, or children DON'T LISTEN!

S3 E20: Olympics

Sun, 16 Mar 2025 01:50:38 +0000

From the home of the 2002 Winter Games, Jack Doff, Indy Geshtion, and Phil Yertitties take the Bronze. Phil discusses his Naval aspirations, and old-guy chokes again.

Bike
Grapple
Jump
Run
Swim
Throw

S3 E19: Cheese

Sat, 01 Mar 2025 00:55:57 +0000

Cheesus, what’s that smell? Andy Phylaxis, Matt Ernity, and Artie Inn chew on some cheesy accidents.

Big Cheese
Cheese Cake
Cut the Cheese
Hard Cheese
Head Cheese
String Cheese

S3 E18: Football.

Sat, 15 Feb 2025 19:27:49 +0000

Well, the Super Bowl is over. Boo frickety hoo,

If you still need some football in your life, take heart: Sal Liva, Jerry Maya, and Rob Mypoosee thrill you with their offense and defense. Things really get offensive and defensive.

Spike
Pass
Screen
Kick
Tee
Helmet

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S3 E17: Weather.

Sat, 01 Feb 2025 21:15:03 +0000

Dan Creas, Will Son and Lou Sainus discuss Employee #1's adventures in the great outdoors, until disaster strikes.

The takeover begins.

S3 E16: Hedge.

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 00:32:16 +0000

Hosts Ivan Topuke, Dick Berry, and Barry McCockiner jump over the hedge and show you what’s going on in Employee #1’s backyard. Hint: There’s a fracas of ficus.

S3 E15: Farm.

Sat, 04 Jan 2025 01:01:56 +0000

Dish Warsham, Allan Wrench, and Mike Oxbig take you on a ride down to the farm to show you where Employee #1 used to work. This is the episode where someone old-guy chokes and almost dies during recording.

At long last, the term Kalookio is explained. You are gonna want to hear this!

#atv #accident #allsaintsday #beer #belching #blackhumor #bountifulload #comedy #crude #dark #fuckdoll #fudgepackin #gallowshumor #grapists #hashtag #industrialaccident #injury #kalookio #mature #morbid #motorcycle #osha #peedinkle #pottymouths #researchdepartment #roadhead #schadenfreude #tasteless #temporaryemployee #thump #torso #trauma #vulgar #xray

S3 Christmas Special

Sat, 21 Dec 2024 03:10:17 +0000

Welcome to all the new listeners we've gotten since our mention on True Crime Kent!

To celebrate, Father Christmas, Krist Kringle, Sinter Claus and Krampus (The Research Department) would like to take you on a holiday slay ride. Blow the dust off your egg nog and enjoy stories about these categories:

• Caribou

• Chimney

• Christmas Tree 1

• Christmas Tree 2

• Christmas Tree 3

• Gift

• Sleigh

Also, pay attention to the ad at the beginning. That Guy was feeling mighty generous. Join our Patreon $5 tier and get all the $20 tier benefits as long as you keep up with your monthly payments! Offer expires January 31, 2025.

S3 E14: Defective.

Sun, 01 Dec 2024 00:34:45 +0000

Hosts Roland Z. Hay, Sam Squatch, and Ole C. Cretion get a bit retrospective and discuss things that are defective from a collective perspective.

C-word warning.

S3 E12: VD

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 22:56:55 +0000

What do venereal diseases have to do with industrial accidents? Fuck around and find out.

Helping the listener to scratch what itches are our friends Spiro Keetes AKA "Milky Substance", Casio Motorola, and Rocky "Rock" Hardcock.

Categories include:

Clam

Crabs

The Clap

The Gift

Trick

Hepatitis B

S3 E13: Halloween Special

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 15:14:17 +0000

Ding Dong! Boy have we got some tricks and treats for you!

Hosts Emerson Bigguns, Patrick "Pud" Spelunker, and Neil Inlick talk about six people who were Employee #1 for Halloween.

Yes. We realize that this is episode 13 and you haven't heard episode 12 yet. We didn't think you'd enjoy a Halloween episode in November.

S3 E11: Reach Around

Sat, 12 Oct 2024 23:59:27 +0000

Sometimes a reach becomes a stretch. Austin Tasheous, Ernald Vanderhorn, and Heywood Jagarglemynuts have a round-table discussion about what happens when Employee #1's reach exceeds their grasp.

#accident #angellust #applebutter #babysittersclub #beer #belching #blackhumor #Brewery #california #comedy #crude #dark #davidspud #ebonics #forklift #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #insulinpump #morbid #osha #pineapplemargarita #pottymouths #ppe #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #selfpropelled #tasteless #vulgar

S3 E10: Sloppy Seconds

Sat, 28 Sep 2024 21:12:55 +0000

Twelve! Count 'em TWELVE stories for an extra-long tenth episode! That's 100% extra than those other puny six-story episodes we put out.

Hosts Bob Jombie, Dudley Smith, and Peter "Pecker" Wood discuss multiple tales with multiple employees.

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S3 E9: Shark!

Fri, 06 Sep 2024 23:31:31 +0000

Mayor Larry Vaughn, the unnamed “This Guy” and Dutchman Ben Gherkinoff step off the sand and into the salty, blood-stained water of Employee #1’s claim to fame among family and friends. Somebody refers to a “dorso” fin.

You’re gonna need a bigger beer.

#accident #amityvillehorror #amputation #belching #blackhumor #boiler #california #cobrawine #comedy #crude #dark #fiberglass #forklift #industrial accident #leadinpencil #mariekaleida #mature #morbid #osha #pottymouths #schadenfreude #sharkfinsoup #smoke #tasteless #tigercock #upcutsaw #vulgar

S3 E8: Shitty EQ.

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 22:28:48 +0000

In what might just be the most poorly equalized podcast in audio history, hosts Skid Flufutter, Melvin Methmouth and Justin Hermuff discuss horrible things that happened on Employee #1's last day at work. Among other things . . .

#accident #alcohol #belching #blackhumor #bumpcap #california #comedy #confinedspace #crude #dark #gallowshumor #genderfluid #glassblower #headscarf #homedepot #hughglass #implement #industrialaccident #lathe #malarkey #mature #mensarejects #morbid #nutsack #nuttapper #osha #pistachio #pottymouths #revenant #schadenfreude #silo #smothered #supersack #tasteless #vulgar

S3 E7: Bubbles.

Sat, 10 Aug 2024 20:36:24 +0000

Hosts Ron Hodgkins, Ol’ Carl Suction Tube (again), and Dixon Hersnatch peel back their hoods and rub their heads together over a pile of accidents that somehow involve something to do with bubbles.

We had a new Patron. But before the episode got edited, she downgraded her subscription! Talk about bursting our bubble!

#Tom #accident #belching #blackhumor #bluewaffles #Calsifornia #clown #comedy #crude #gallowshumor #Hitler #industrialaccident #mature #morbid #osha #pissface #pottymouths #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #tasteless #undinism #undinist #vulgar #watersports

S3 E6: Fish.

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 21:13:00 +0000

Zimm Zamm discusses some fishy incidents with Pilgrim Penhurst and Holden Demtitties.

On a rare and heartfelt serious note: RIP Abby. You were amazing--even when you interrupted every recording. We love you and will never forget you. Sadie and Conway are carrying on in your honor.

S3 E5: Grab Bag

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 00:30:14 +0000

Spliff McKinley, Ol' Carl Suction Tube, and Bruce McCoochie discuss a grab bag of stories.

Research Department describes an interaction with a homeless guy.

If you like what we do, please give us a rating, a review, and tell a frenemy! If you LOVE what we do, head over to Patreon.com/employee1 and prove it!

#accident #blackhumor #comedy #crude #dark #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #mature #morbid #osha #pottymouths #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #tasteless #vulgar

S3 E4: Prince?

Sat, 15 Jun 2024 21:05:43 +0000

Main Guy: Roger Themall

This Guy: Toro Johnson

That Guy: Willie Layer

The panel discusses stories related to printing.

S3 E3: Distraction. And Fire.

Sun, 26 May 2024 19:56:39 +0000

Hosts get distracted.

S3 E2: Something Special

Sun, 05 May 2024 22:22:25 +0000

Hosts discuss stories about special effects...and other special things.

Employee #1 S3 S1: A Woman's Perspective

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 00:57:40 +0000

No spoilers here.

Employee #1 S2 E22

Sat, 10 Feb 2024 21:37:32 +0000

Just the facts, ma'am.

Contestants:

• The Virgin Connie Swail

• Pep Streebeck

Host:

• Emil Muzz

Categories:

• Black

• Magic

• Woman

• Devil

• Blue

• Dress

Employee #1 - S2 E21

Sat, 06 Jan 2024 03:09:36 +0000

Host and "Main Guy" Hollis Mulwray carries the water for contestant and professional flashlight repairman J.J. Gittes (playing for his nameless charity) and dyslexic Noah "Norah" Cross, the 1974 Paste Eating Champion of the United States (playing for his charity Hymen Transplants).

Categories include:

• Launch

• Moon

• Orbit

• Space

• Star

• Sun

LEGAL ADDENDUM: Our attorneys insist that we apologize in advance to 13-year-old girls, Jack Nicholson, and that teen-fucking, kid-diddling, jug-eared, sex-offending puke Roman Polanski.

#accident #blackhumor #california #comedy #crude #dark #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #mature#morbid #osha#pottymouths #schadenfreude #tasteless #vulgar

Employee #1 S2 E20

Sun, 17 Dec 2023 02:05:12 +0000

My boss at work tells me that my written communications are too wordy. "Summarize! Use bullet points," he says...

Host:

Billy Ray Valentine

Contestants:

Randolph Duke
Mortimer Duke
Hans Nono

Charities:

Stop Playing the Same Three Christmas Songs in Stores
Stop All This Christmas Bullshit Before Thanksgiving

Categories include:

Boat
Car
Motorcycle
Plane
Scooter
Truck

#accident #blackhumor #california #comedy #crude #dark #forklift #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #mature #morbid #osha #pottymouths #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #tasteless #vulgar

Employee #1 S2 E19

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 01:20:06 +0000

Jim Chimney hosts a game between Chim Panzee and Angus Stinkhole! There's real money at stake here. Which charity will get a bit of a boost: "Dog Voicebox Removal for Dogs Less Than 80 Pounds" or "The Immediate Ban of the Know-It-All Football Guy at the Bar"?!

Betcha can't hardly wait!

Categories include:

• Jesus

• Rides

• Beside

• Never

• Buys

• Smokes

Employee #1 S2 E18

Sun, 12 Nov 2023 22:56:40 +0000

Welcome to the shit-show. Sir F. Real plays for "Fuck NASA" against Richard Ramdatazz who hopes his charity "The Foundation for Elderly Kittens" gets some change in its litter box. Joe Blob hosts.

Categories include:

• major

• log

• jam

• flush

• overflow

• plunge

Employee #1 - S2 E17

Sat, 14 Oct 2023 00:06:54 +0000

Some guy named Ron Dickles thinks he can win all the money for his charity "Shear Pins on Mobility Scooter Seats" while another jerk-off wanna-be honkey pimp calls himself Harry Poppins thinks he's gonna take a windfall for his charity "Holler for a Ho."

Categories include:

• Never

• Look

• Back

• Ready

• Aim

• Fire

A rascal named Len Guini tries to keep a lid on things so they don't boil over.

Oh, almost forgot, if you were in the northern Utah area last week, there was a very cool Halloween-themed car show/art auction called Kulture Krash. All proceeds benefited the children's charity Angel's Hands Foundation. It was at Copperton Park on Saturday, October 7th starting at 9:00 am.

Some voices you might recognize might have had a booth and might be giving away stickers and might have sold one t-shirt and nobody bought a coffee mug.

#accident #blackhumor #california #comedy #crude #dark #eyelid #forklift #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #lathe #mature #morbid #osha #pottymouths #ppe #schadenfreude #vulgar

Employee #1 S2 E16

Sat, 16 Sep 2023 01:08:25 +0000

Contestant Marv the Butcher plays for his charity Make Every City Park a Peanut Farm, against Ricardo Hard who hopes to win the prize money for his pet project, the Institute of Undescended Testicles. Jor L. Thundernuts hosts.

Come get your Ayn Rand fix.

Categories include:

Earth
Wind
Fire
Stiff
Little
Fingers

Employee #1 S2 E15

Sat, 02 Sep 2023 23:45:16 +0000

In a historic first, Shawna Forbush joins as the first female contestant!

Within two minutes she quits.

Touch Connors wants to blow up the moon, while Craven Morcucchi wants to fund the Society for Redundancy Society. Host Dudley Santana can't quite herd these cats.

Categories include:

Hand

That's it. Hand.

Employee #1 S2 E14

Mon, 14 Aug 2023 00:06:54 +0000

Hazel Motes hosts as Cy Winkelman and Nick O'Tene (no relation to Flannery O'Connor) go eye-to-eye and see who can line up the sights to hit the bullseye.

Categories include:

Eye 1
Eye 2
Eye 3
Eye 4
Eye 5
Eye 6

You don't dare miss this one! Be cool: make sure nobody at the water cooler knows what the fuck you're talking about tomorrow.

Employee #1 S2 E13

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 01:59:14 +0000

Robin D. Bank and Anita Hanjob go head-to-head in a losing battle while Rip Forskinsky hosts. This one has some gross comments.

Categories include:

Old
Blue
Damp
Hanging
Ball
Sack

Employee #1 S2 E12

Fri, 07 Jul 2023 03:28:58 +0000

John Donson hosts contestants Rand Dover (playing for his charity Permanently Ban Bow Ties 'Cause They're Fucking Ugly and Retarded) and Munchin Herbusch (playing for his charity For the Love of Christ and Everything Sacred and Holy Can We Please Stop Curb Rash).

Categories include:

thick
fat
lazy
gross
sweaty
pig

Employee #1 S2 E11

Sun, 04 Jun 2023 02:54:40 +0000

Caesar Salad hosts contestants Lester Ectley (playing for the charity Less Mobility Scooters in Walmart) and Cole N. Oscopy (who is all revved up about his charity Cole-alition to Restore PornHub to the Fine Porn-Loving Adults in Utah).

Categories include:

• Dirty

• Drunk

• Poor

• Rotten

• Trailer

• Trash

• White

Employee #1 S2 E10

Sun, 21 May 2023 21:13:05 +0000

Joltin' Joe Formaggio hosts Doctor Con Dom and Benjamin Doverbitch. Things get cheesy.

Crust
Dangling
Fungus
Nail
Thick
Tow
Yellow

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Employee #1 S2 E9

Tue, 02 May 2023 01:26:02 +0000

Nine episodes...nine stories.

Cornelius Keg hosts as mutineers Willie Stroker and Horatio Hornblower survive nine challenges AND shots of imitation peanut butter-flavored whiskey each time Cornie's insulin pump alarm fires off in the background.

Categories include:

Bang
Fingered
First Base
Handy
Missionary
Rear-Ended
Sixty-Nine
Spooning
Suck

Employee #1 S2 E8

Sat, 15 Apr 2023 01:01:04 +0000

Mack Heath gasps and hacks his way through one ripper of a show. Guests Bob Wilson and Ricardo "Rock" Hardcock see who's charity will bubble to the top in a smoke-filled high stakes game.

Categories include:

Balding
Curly
Grey
Pubic
Red
Wavy

Employee #1 S2 E7

Sat, 25 Mar 2023 23:55:48 +0000

The game show run BY mental defectives FOR mental defectives. Al Buterol hoarsely gasps his way through several insulin pump alerts, mouse clicks, and sarcastic rude contestants.

Buck Needlehoffer thrills the audience on behalf of his charity "Make the First Friday of Every Month Free Crack Day" while Curtis "Cooter" Stuffer goes all out for his charity "Cooter's Kids."

Categories include:

Elevated Lift
Hammer
"It's Windy!"
Latex
Psych
Scared

DISCLAIMER: This broadcast is not affiliated with nor sponsored by farthammer.com.

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Employee #1 S2 E6

Fri, 10 Mar 2023 23:55:19 +0000

David Blowie hosts a game of Spin the Bottle.

Contestant Ian McCracken, hoping to raise funds for the “Phil/Ian McCracken Gerbil Rescue,” challenges Victor Charlie who hopes to secure funding for his charity “Properly Pave the Ho Chi Minh Trail”!

Categories include:

Fireman
Forklift vs. Scooter
Gas Station #2
Muzzleloader
Rebar 4
Security Shoplift

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Employee #1 S2 E5

Sun, 26 Feb 2023 23:22:47 +0000

Join professional jug blower Car Los as he competes for the charity "Tent Removal for the Homeless" against professional finger painter E. Jack Youlate, whose "Foundation to Put Warning Labels on Everything" just might win the whole enchilada. Buffalo Bill hosts this nail-biting juggernaut.

Employee #1 S2 S4

Sat, 11 Feb 2023 01:14:35 +0000

If you were supporting us on Patreon, you would have heard this two weeks ago, and enjoyed an additional 11 minutes!

Leopold Jankum competes for his charity “Breast Implants for the Elderly” against Wayne Kerr, who is playing for his charity “The Prevention of People Who Let Their Dogs Kiss Their Face and Mouths.”

Who will win? It's all in the hands of Dr. Acula!

Employee #1 S2 S3

Sat, 28 Jan 2023 02:19:15 +0000

Lou Weegee hosts challengers Yellin' Ellen Belwyn and Mike Litoris square off to see if the charity "Speech Therapy for People Who Say 'Woof'" or "Labia Frostbite Prevention by Reversing Laser Hair Removal (Bring Back the Bush).”

Employee #1 S2 E2

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 05:02:22 +0000

Host Paddy Cakes is joined by contestants Tug Wingwalker and Peter Dragin who match wits to see who's charity takes the full load.

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Season 2 Episode 1

Sat, 17 Dec 2022 23:34:39 +0000

Host Fig Newton is joined by contestants Gregory Van Peckerlips and Steffan Morebeaver who battle it out for their favorite charities! The stories are as random as the editing.

What was Employee #1’s life worth?

Will “Save the Coney Island Whitefish” or “Stilts for Little People” get the payoff?

What the fuck is with the stupid ending?

Tune in and find out!

Season 1 finale Episode 24: Holy Diver

Fri, 09 Dec 2022 02:00:28 +0000

HA! You thought we'd forgotten to post our final episode of Season 1. We did.

Hosts Jock Q. Sto, Fred Iguana, and Justin Herass close out the theme-themed first season.

Dive in!

Coming soon, Season 2! Random stories presented in a gameshow format in which guests compete for the charities of their choice!

Episode 23: Escalator to Heaven

Sun, 20 Nov 2022 21:15:29 +0000

Hosts Upton Downey, Tammy “Tam” Pon, Peter Fitzinwell spend a few moments discussing the ups and downs of working on, in, and around escalators.

Episode 21: Street Fighting Man

Sat, 22 Oct 2022 19:57:29 +0000

Hosts Donny Brook, Ray Mancini, and Juan Morehead put up their dukes and take a poke at stories where Employee #1 gets in a beef at work. This one is a real hit.

BONUS: Juan gets wistfully sidetracked discussing his old friends at a pallet factory. Ray has a momentary lapse of identity. And Donny will likely get his head caved in with a fucking ABC fire extinguisher when this one hits the free public feed.

Episode 20: Life is Shit (Explicit)

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 00:31:03 +0000

Hosts Dean Gilberry, Alexander Cummings and Billy Bongsmoke (or as he's known on the Unethical and Private Dicks podcasts, Richard Steudle) cram into the black cocoa control room to discuss some crap that happened to Employee #1 when a toilet was involved.

As if that weren't bad enough, somebody says the R-word. I guess you could say that this turd is rated R.

Episode 19: Metal Health (Explicit)

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 01:36:51 +0000

Hosts Zip the Pinhead, John Diss, and Seymour Wieners discuss heavy metal.

And copper.

Copper spraying, copper tubing, copper flashing, copper jacketed hollow-points and an alligator shear chewing on recycled copper strand. You get it.

BONUS: A research break featuring silent muttering and microphone fumbling.

EXTRA BONUS: Terms that are no longer permissible, as far as the legal department is concerned.

Also, a promo for a friend’s podcast at the beginning. If you haven’t heard the Private Dicks podcast, give them a listen! Tell ‘em some guy with a fake name sent ya! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/private-dicks/id1607947543

Episode 18: Lords of Acid (Explicit)

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 00:34:34 +0000

Hosts Garr Goyle, Izzy Cummin, and Huell Babineau take a trip (and take you on a ride). Don’t drop. Don’t get burned. In what might have been a flashback, the gents get a bit side-tracked during a research break.

BONUS: Izzy thinks he’s in a karaoke bar.

WARNING: P-word. Lots and lots of P-word.

Episode 17: ELO, CCR, REM and ERI

Sat, 23 Jul 2022 23:12:03 +0000

They call it a comeback, but we shoulda stayed gone.

Hosts Hector "The Injector," Dick Bong, and Seymour Asscrack venture into a themed episode covering nine stories filled with Ejections, Rejections and Injections.

The less said, the better.

Extra bonus: Contest T-shirt winner revealed! CONGRATULATIONS RICHARD STEUDLE!!!

Episode 16: Take My Breath Away

Sat, 18 Jun 2022 01:34:42 +0000

Hosts Newman Thorax, Heinrich Heimlich, and Rusty Trombone get a bit long-winded discussing a few situations where folks couldn't get a lung full.

This one features wheezing laughter, burps, farts, and various canine background noises including, but not limited to: Fighting; Barking; Claw scuffing; and a short bout of kennel cough.

Oh, and Rusty loses his temper.

Prepare to be blown away, but pay heed: You won't find this on the Oxygen network.

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Episode 15: I Like Beer

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 02:17:32 +0000

Hosts Little Petey Papadopolus, Dang Lin Wang, and Samuel Adams get all hopped up and yeasty discussing fun workplace incidents with barley-pop.

The less said about this hangover-in-the-making, the better. [burp]

Episode 14: Space Forklift (extra long, with special guest!)

Tue, 10 May 2022 23:31:15 +0000

Hosts Hubie Marsden, Buc Nasty, Ben Jackenoff, and "True Crime" Randy Travis feed you a spoonful of forklift delight. Pull the parking brake, lift the mast and roll into a super bonus extra extended, shin-peeling adventure.

Randy may or may not have a successful podcast of his own. Don't blame him for slumming.

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