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Hosts Keith, Phoebe & Andrew break down the Top Five Worst Celebrity Moments of 2022. Can you guess which celebs got dragged in 2022? Was it Adam Levine's naughty texts? Or maybe Olivia Wilde being served divorce papers makes the top five! #Drama #Beef #These aren't actually doing anything

Transcript:

Hello and welcome to the very first episode of not your best moment I am Keith Scopinich host along with Andrew Harris and Phoebe Matanna and this podcast is going to be all about. Breaking down celebrity beefs their scandals going through historical scandals throughout generations in time. Um, but today we're doing something very special. Um, we're going to be doing a top 5 celebrity scandals celebrity news stories. Of 2022 guys. We have number 5 and I want you to introduce yourselves and so I don't hog the show.

00:42.21

Andrew

Um, yeah, well we were kind of waiting for it. But you were doing so well. So we're like all right, Let's go. Let's just do it.

00:45.50

Phoebe

Ah.

00:49.41

Phoebe

I was I was like a proud parent just listening wow Keith is doing so great. He's killing it.

00:53.76

Andrew

I know I was kind of naming. It's exciting.

00:59.47

Keith

Thank you guys I appreciate that? Um, so number 5 is don't worry darling Olivia Wilde's movie release which had all sorts of crazy and insane stories surrounding it. Um, amongst my favorites are the olivia wild's getting served ah by Jason Sedakis during the filming of the movie. Um, it is perhaps one of the craziest. Moments I've ever seen that is actually recorded and you could view it on Youtube the actual moment where it happens.

01:36.17

Andrew

You know, first of all props to her for handling it like a pro you know what? I mean like she's doing a professional presentation. Some guy walks up with an envelope. She opens it sees its custody papers and was like all right I'll set that I mean it was like it was like Bush on nine eleven she was like mm. And just kept right on going nothing nothing phases. Her.

01:57.70

phoebe

Ah, nothing phases 13

02:01.98

notyourbestmoment

Um, yeah, she would I think she said initially that she thought it was someone giving her a screenplay which I'm sure happens all the time.

02:09.72

phoebe

I Honestly love that as an alternate like oh yeah, people come up and ask me to read their screenplays all the time and you know what that is more traumatic than me getting custody papers during a presentation.

02:22.99

Andrew

I Just think it would have been so funny if she had gone on thing like hey you know what guys you know this not not cool like this is not the time in the place. This is not the time you know I mean that she hopes that she goes ah is really not the time. Ah.

02:31.62

phoebe

Ah.

02:36.96

notyourbestmoment

I think from now on if you're going to pitch olivia wild you have to give her of like ah envelope that says divorce papers or Subpoena and then it's just your script. She's like who that was great. Yeah relievd.

02:37.14

phoebe

Ah.

02:46.59

Andrew

I gotta say though not not not nuts about the fact that she thought that Jason Sedaus like coordinated that like come on. That's just a that's just an asshole process server. That's all that is yeah you and she and I think she knew that.

02:53.55

phoebe

Yeah.

03:02.60

Andrew

And I don't know her at all. But I think she knew it.

03:03.10

phoebe

I also would like to add to this little bit. The Harry Styles interview where he says it felt like a movie. It felt like a real movie so that that was not not great, especially when you have Chris Pye in the background looking.

03:17.20

notyourbestmoment

Um.

03:19.61

Andrew

But not ah look but not a bad sign at least it felt like a real movie. You know you like I mean can you imagine he's like this didn't feel like I was making a movie like that that would be I think further cause for concern.

03:22.34

phoebe

Not pleased. A real live movie. Not a fake movie.

03:31.39

notyourbestmoment

Um.

03:34.40

phoebe

True but you wouldn't say that in an interview I Hope not.

03:37.70

Andrew

Well, you also wouldn't spit on Chris Pye Slap but there were a lot of things that happened to surrounding this particular subject.

03:42.39

notyourbestmoment

Justice is back enough so we could tell the audience just essentially they were they were doing a presser when it appeared that harry style something dribbled out of Harry Style's mouth into the lap of Chris pinnes.

03:46.47

phoebe

Ah.

03:54.65

Andrew

Um, no, it was the it was the premiere. It was like the Venice premiere or something. Yeah, and it's because like and there was already lots of drama because um, ah Florence Pugh did not ah seem to care for making the very real movie that they made.

03:56.88

phoebe

Yeah, and it was as they were sitting down right or something. Yeah.

03:57.40

notyourbestmoment

Right.

04:12.25

Andrew

Um, you know it felt it may have felt real but it also doesn't seem like it felt too great making the movie.

04:18.91

phoebe

Well, she was talking about how she was basically directing the film in her eyes. Um, because Olivia Wilde just wanted to spend time with Harry Styles and you know what harry styles seems pretty cool. So it's kind of hard to blame her.

04:30.84

notyourbestmoment

Yeah, and that's probably and.

04:32.93

Andrew

Um I I disagree. Um, there's a time for love and canoodling and there's a time for professionalism and if you can do both at the same time I say my hat's off to you However, ah you know what? I mean like.

04:35.77

phoebe

Ah.

04:50.20

Andrew

Is busy. You know what I mean like she's running around. She's like you know, Ah, she's a little woman next minute Doingne the next minute and then you know someone's telling her don't worry darling the next minute and you know what I think I think she should have worried and it seems like she did.

05:03.20

phoebe

Don't think that I'm actually condoning this. Let's just make 1 thing clear I don't condone inter I guess would you would you call that ah office relations right? I guess that's what you'd call it work relations.

05:07.26

Andrew

Ah.

05:13.56

Andrew

Yeah, yeah, that's their set set sets the office like what do you want? yeah.

05:19.43

phoebe

Um, um, but at the same time.

05:23.36

notyourbestmoment

So that. So so if you don't know when you're listening Harry Styles Olivia Wilde were supposedly engaged in an affair during the filming this movie so much so that florence peugh had the direct scenes. That's the rumor that has been out there. Um. Additionally, she also ah, didn't show up to a lot of the premieres because there was supposedly some beef between the 2 and if you're interested in this one. You could listen to our later episode where we're gonna do a deep dive into everything that went crazy with this episode.

05:53.54

Andrew

And you can find out who's not best moment. It was. Yeah yeah, you read through the lines on our on our elementary ruled pages.

05:56.66

phoebe

Though I'm sure you can deduce.

05:57.14

notyourbestmoment

Exactly.

06:08.57

Andrew

You know the big fat ones with the dashed lines in between so you know how you're you big lines so you know I mean you don't you don't need to squint to read between those lines.

06:09.58

phoebe

Ah, the lines are the lines are pretty wide I'm just going to say.

06:21.78

phoebe

Ah, it's actually a paliest.

06:26.45

notyourbestmoment

But and then moving on to the number 4 craziest story I think is a continuing story really, but it's.

06:27.25

phoebe

Ah, ah.

06:33.57

phoebe

Keith Keith pause pause you have to give a little more bravado number 4 coming in.

06:39.38

Andrew

Yeah, come on. Where's the where's the show. Where's the showmanship we're trying to get people to listen. She.

06:43.16

notyourbestmoment

Um, number four on the not your best moment. Fine.

06:47.79

phoebe

Keith Keith let I want I want to hear some stage presence which is easy because no one's looking at you.

06:53.86

notyourbestmoment

Do you want.

06:55.54

Andrew

Let's all. Let's all go around and try let's all go around and try what a number 4 sounds like to you phoebe all right? Okay I'll do I want to do it krock style from from my home in Los Angeles

06:59.33

phoebe

I think I already did it but I'll do it again. Number 4

07:10.42

Andrew

Coming up at number 4

07:15.36

notyourbestmoment

Um, what's the guy from total ah home makeover. What's like I tie Wi Pennington I'm going to do something like him never for.

07:16.54

phoebe

Ah.

07:18.61

Andrew

Hi Pennington Pennington

07:27.77

notyourbestmoment

Here coming on up. We have Kanye West and all all his racist rants and craziness in general. Um, so it all really starts off with him when he's at his yeezy kickoff.

07:30.66

Andrew

No, ah.

07:31.59

phoebe

Ah.

07:45.23

notyourbestmoment

And he wears a white lives matter of t-shirt. That's really the beginning of the end for ganya.

07:53.26

phoebe

Ah, it it's so it's so much that I don't even know where to begin. So all I can do is sigh dramatically.

07:53.47

Andrew

Ah, this is.

08:00.29

Andrew

Like it's it's it's it's not even a moment like it's fitting that this is like a year-end recap because it's like not your best year Kanye you know you know what? I mean no, how old is he how many decade how many decades hess he had.

08:03.23

notyourbestmoment

Um.

08:07.60

phoebe

Not your best decade. Old enough.

08:13.73

notyourbestmoment

On earth he is 45

08:19.95

Andrew

Oh Wow I don't know if that's older or younger than I would have pegged him to be perfectly. Honest, yeah.

08:21.21

phoebe

Yeah I actually I have no I had no sense.

08:28.18

notyourbestmoment

To be fair. That's about the age where you start to get really weird political ideas I feel like.

08:35.10

Andrew

All right? Let's everybody just pump the brakes on I don't like the ageism let's but let's just leave age out of it for no, all almost always um I have a level of anxiety that I.

08:41.18

notyourbestmoment

I.

08:43.68

phoebe

Ah, do you feel attacked Andrew there.

08:52.15

Andrew

Prefer not to have diagnosed. Ah.

08:53.20

phoebe

So.

08:57.96

Andrew

Um, ah yeah Kanye um gosh where to I guess he's had so many wonderful, not good. Moments. Um, but it kind of it kind of starts with with the separation and divorce and then. Kim dating Pete Davidson a little bit right.

09:16.40

phoebe

Yeah, where he kind of goes off the rails. He does that video where he has a clamation of him killing and burying Pete Davidson's head is that right? um.

09:26.11

notyourbestmoment

Yes.

09:29.10

Andrew

Ah, point of 1 point of technicality I don't think Kanye would appreciate the idea that he was ever on the rails.

09:36.37

notyourbestmoment

Um.

09:36.84

phoebe

Ah, Genius doesn't exist on the rails. Ah.

09:37.11

Andrew

Ah, yeah, he makes he makes his own tracks. Ah.

09:43.83

notyourbestmoment

Yeah, and so I yeah definitely like the relationship started to like the cascade and then after all this racism sort of followed and it's rumored that some of the anti-semitism is actually pointed at Pete Davidson b is Pete Davidson is part jewish.

10:01.48

Andrew

Um, that's a that's a long way to go for someone who's just part Jewish you you know what? I mean like.

10:02.66

phoebe

Ah, yeah.

10:10.66

phoebe

I don't know he all I'm saying is that Khane did that interview with um, ah fuck what's his name Alex Jones thank you and said Hitler had some good points so you know there's something questionable there. Most people.

10:11.26

notyourbestmoment

Um.

10:16.84

Andrew

Was that Alex Jones Alex Jones the ah

10:28.69

phoebe

Ah, like out and out say like Hitler was a good guy. They'll just kind of skirt around it like Kyrie Irving you know

10:34.72

Andrew

This whole this whole topic makes me feel like 1 of my mom's friends like after a movie they didn't like just like oh you know I mean like ah ah it does it does old ladies. Love to I don't even miss. Ah.

10:42.82

phoebe

Does that happen.

10:51.97

Andrew

But is that is it. That's like a farw. No, that's not a sigh. What's it. What's a oh grunt.

10:53.73

notyourbestmoment

Good far.

11:00.41

phoebe

Does it have a name I just even when they write it in like books. It's like UGH ah

11:04.30

Andrew

Yeah, yeah I text to people all the time. Oh but that's that's how I feel about the racism I I'm I'm standing on the other side of the mountain to tell you it absolutely is.

11:11.21

phoebe

Do you think that's another thing that you increase with age increase the usage with age.

11:23.47

Andrew

Yeah, just my eyes my eyes. My eye muscles are so in shape just from rolling over and over and over.

11:24.20

phoebe

Ah.

11:28.68

phoebe

Are.

11:33.79

notyourbestmoment

I think I think that you're looking for is on a on a pia I think is the word you're looking for right? is that correct.

11:35.19

Andrew

Yeah, ah.

11:40.17

phoebe

Well because a on a pias are like when someone's so like power W or anything that you would see like an action comic. Yeah, this is not like what but.

11:40.61

Andrew

Um I don't think it is. It's a yeah, it's a word. It's a word that sounds like what it's what it is yeah like what.

11:49.70

notyourbestmoment

Fair like Wap is that what you said like wap. Okay, fair enough.

12:00.55

Andrew

Ah, interestingly the word and the sound are kind of different. It's more of awap.

12:01.43

phoebe

Ah, yes.

12:02.70

notyourbestmoment

Um, yeah, um, so with all this race of stuff that Kanye did he his at his spins on radio actually went down 21% since all of this craziness. Um.

12:16.90

Andrew

Um, is that all that's yeah, that seems low.

12:20.35

phoebe

That's it that seems pretty low.

12:22.73

notyourbestmoment

Yeah I mean I know it does but it's it's I mean that's as significant as it's gotten so far. Um, but ah, yeah, and this also led to him getting banned off Twitter and Instagram and then ah I think it was um, Elon Musk reinstated Kanye eventually once he bought ah rebought Twitter um.

12:47.86

phoebe

Um, we honestly Elon Musk is a whole other just 1 big eye roll.

12:50.79

Andrew

Yeah, that's that that he him running Twitter has a whole inmates running the asylum type of vibe to it. You know what? I mean? yeah like it's like it's like the ridler broke into aa and broke all the batman villains. You know what? I mean like that's kind of what.

12:59.80

phoebe

A little bit.

13:09.20

phoebe

Ah, but he's the leader of all the batman villains.

13:10.39

Andrew

Yeah, yeah, so he's the Joker He's the joker than everybody else except he's not you know, funny.

13:19.22

phoebe

So key is it time for number 3

13:21.91

Andrew

Yeah, although let wait wait again, you will get to get a slightly deeper dive on our thoughts on Kanye is not best moments of Twenty Twenty two later on in the year

13:23.21

notyourbestmoment

Um, yeah I think so ah, hold on hold on hold a home.

13:36.88

notyourbestmoment

Exactly um number 3 number number 3 it's the thank you for the the whisper and it's the royal family. Um.

13:40.19

Andrew

Number 3

13:43.39

phoebe

Um.

13:50.65

notyourbestmoment

And we're not necessarily talking about the Queens passing although that is a big story. It's more. Ah.

13:55.29

Andrew

Yeah, that was not her best moment where to where to go Liz.

14:00.89

phoebe

Ah, that's a pretty. It's a pretty rough thing to say your best and you're not best moment was when you died talk about insensitive.

14:07.55

Andrew

Yeah, ah you you dedicated your life to this and then you stopped living boo. No, that's.

14:15.97

notyourbestmoment

So we're talking about Harry Styles and Meghan Markle leaving the royal family.

14:17.26

phoebe

Ah.

14:21.17

phoebe

Wait who wait hold on you just wait. That was the best Freudian Slip ever Harry styles. You just said Harry styles. Ah.

14:25.82

notyourbestmoment

What what did I say I about this Oh my God Yeah I did I did I said it.

14:34.70

Andrew

It feels like Harry Styles left the monarch me too though doesn't it like a little bit with that. Don't worry darling stuff like it's like a little bit ah see there I go again. Christ i.

14:35.18

phoebe

A little bit.

14:40.92

notyourbestmoment

Well, he's a prince in my eyes. So that's fine. Um I think I'm the leading cause of Andrew's eye rolls at this point.

14:42.60

phoebe

Oh.

14:50.87

Andrew

You You have no idea. But.

14:50.93

phoebe

Be.

14:55.56

notyourbestmoment

So there's several bad things that happened or interesting things that happened that led to their not best moments but um, particularly I think it was Meghan Markle's dad who really led the charge. Um between beside. But.

15:10.58

Andrew

It was more.

15:12.69

notyourbestmoment

Between staging photos for tabloid photos and somehow having a letter Megan sent to him leaked. It's really.

15:20.85

Andrew

Oh oh oh my friends. Oh my friends it wasn't but a topic on that is very much this year and I just finished it so have you guys seen the netflix Harry and Megan show holy crap in a bucket.

15:22.67

phoebe

Wait but was that this year was that this year

15:32.92

phoebe

Not yet that's on my Christmas list.

15:39.43

Andrew

So okay, yeah, well you know? ah so they so Harry and Megan yeah, they did the Oprah interview right? and like it kind of.

15:41.90

notyourbestmoment

Um.

15:42.63

phoebe

Ah, at least it was in a bucket.

15:50.76

phoebe

Yeah.

15:56.42

Andrew

Now that I've seen the Netflix documentary I see what they were trying to do with the Oprah interview. Although the Oprah interview was not a successful shall. We say execution of their strategy. Um it. It felt a little ah I don't know insincere. A little bit. It felt it felt like we're telling our side of the story. There's another side but we won't tell you um the Netflix documentary expands on a lot of it and um, they they do talk about that and ah all about like the letter that her dad sent and like the press you know, really manipulated him and whoever got to him. Um, it really kind of fucked things up, but she won that's one of the things like maybe this was one of her best moments of 2022? they Meghan Markle did end up winning the court case for the mail was every there was a mail online or someone or the daily mail ah releasing the letter publicly. Um.

16:46.49

notyourbestmoment

The.

16:51.89

Andrew

But there's a lot of information in that in that documentary where they're like ah you know the texting back and forth of why would you do this and the responses didn't seem like him you know I mean they can't get him on the phone and talk to him on the phone. There's a lot of interesting things about that where I get it can I Got to admit I went into the the documentary a little skeptical. And I came out of it being like oh shit these guys got fucked a little bit is it. It's interesting Phoebe you're you'll enjoy it and I welcome your texts when you watch it because I would love to discuss it? Yes, Oh oh please do oh that's the best way to do it. You know what? I mean.

17:22.99

phoebe

Oh I shall a live text you ah.

17:28.93

Andrew

Love being able to respond to people in real time, especially when I've already seen the thing and then I can be like oh just wait does worry. Ah.

17:35.69

phoebe

But yes that entire debacle. It's like you can even pick at 1 moment because it just kept happening. It's still going on.

17:44.41

Andrew

Oh it was endless and it still is um, but apparently and this is one of the things in the Netflix documentary that they talk about is that um in order to be called a royal expert. Ah you there's no you don't have to be a royal expert. Someone can just say well you know Meghan kills puppies for attention and then ah the like are you royal expert. You're like sure why not boom printed like there's there's not a high journalistic standard in the british press. Um, ah this is going to kill my british fans.

18:18.50

notyourbestmoment

So.

18:19.69

Andrew

Um, but ah, but ah, and and there's a lot of there's a lot of stuff with the way. The the press interacts with the royal family and the roda and the way it all works. Um, that's shall we say fucked up and I will say you know we do. We do have an episode on Harry and Megan. Coming up that was very picked by me because I'm a big big fan of the royal fan a fan I enjoy about the royal family and I I fucking love the crown I know um in England I could be um.

18:46.54

phoebe

Would you call yourself a fiend would you call yourself a Royal expert. Ah and yet.

18:48.63

notyourbestmoment

Um, yeah.

18:57.26

Andrew

And I am 100% a southern californian american ah, yeah, yeah, and yet um, but ironically and there's a twist to who's not best moment that is apparently it's princenz Williams stop best moment.

19:12.77

phoebe

Oh my God Ah, ah.

19:16.40

notyourbestmoment

Um, no spoilers. No spoilers.

19:17.47

Andrew

Well look bald people shouldn't wear turtlenecks and he's going that way which definitely makes him look up but like a bond villain so you know there's just there's just some things that you know.

19:27.20

phoebe

You're right, he does He does give off Strong Bond villain energy now.

19:29.69

Andrew

Little bit.

19:32.60

notyourbestmoment

Yeah, the I feel like the furthest cat was a bad choice. But um.

19:38.28

Andrew

The fur cat. That's what you that's yes, that's what you're describing his hair I Guess haircut as.

19:38.66

phoebe

Um.

19:47.81

notyourbestmoment

No, that was meaning like you know how they villains are always petting like a cat you know sometimes make jokes.

19:51.66

Andrew

Oh oh I Thought you were genuinely describing his haircut that's Hairless cat.

19:56.97

phoebe

Ah, me too. It's like that was happening I was like Wow that's bold that's bold ah who we thought you were much more malicious than that.

20:04.10

Andrew

I see rocking a furless cap.

20:07.43

notyourbestmoment

Ah, ah.

20:09.58

notyourbestmoment

No I was pretty pretty kind actually all right guys.

20:13.56

Andrew

That said I have nothing but the utmost respect to the Royal family and if anyone want to come after me, please don't I have the emmost respect for you and I would love to move within your social circles. Thank you.

20:25.80

notyourbestmoment

Speaking of malicious this number 2 is the shot heard around the world the will smith slap of Chris Rock at the 90 fourth academy awards um, for.

20:27.52

Andrew

Number 2

20:38.32

phoebe

Wo Mama who.

20:42.38

notyourbestmoment

What a crazy scene this one really really was insane just from the mount of shock and all it caused and the amount of memes that came out immediately after that. Um, so chris rock is on stage trying to present the best documentary when he makes a joke about. Ah, Jada Pinkett Smith she says Jada I love you? Ah g a g I jane two I can't wait to see I can't wait to see it and will Smith's shouts get you my gets your wife's name out of my get. My wife's name out of your mouth and then goes onstage and max him silly um and I have to be perfectly. Honest I was so conflicted about this because I legitimatelyly love both of those guys on stage like like it was like.

21:36.17

notyourbestmoment

It actually hurt me like I was actually very upset about it like I was like my I couldn't believe how upset I was ah.

21:39.58

Andrew

Yeah I think I heard Chris Rock more I thought I thought it was a bit I had to rewind it I.

21:47.18

phoebe

Honestly me too I thought it was like totally this you know one of those stage little skits that they usually put on.

21:51.29

Andrew

Yeah, like I thought it was like oh they're spicing it up and making making the Oscars feel like the golden globes or something like I didn't like it genuinely like I had to rewind it and then when social media blew up I was like oh shit that was real I had like I genuinely didn't think that that was something that would or could happen.

21:58.50

phoebe

Yeah, ah.

22:11.24

Andrew

You know what? I mean I guess not.

22:12.80

phoebe

It was pretty wild I also kind of felt like of course the 1 year that I don't host an offscar party the most dramatic thing happens.

22:18.99

notyourbestmoment

Um.

22:21.78

Andrew

Well, honestly, this is an argument for not hosting or going to Oscar parties because you miss a lot of shit when you go to those and everyone's talking and you know you're really like I prefer to just in the quietly just like you know, intensely focus. On all 5 hours of the oscars.

22:39.96

phoebe

Okay, so what I'm hearing is that you don't want to invite to my Oscar party. That's what I'm hearing.

22:46.70

Andrew

If no, you miss you? You're misunderstanding I absolutely want the invite to your Oscar party so that I can decline it.

22:50.16

notyourbestmoment

Um.

22:53.16

phoebe

See That's my point is I don't want to put the power in your hands that makes me look like a schmuck.

23:01.17

notyourbestmoment

Um, is.

23:02.48

Andrew

That's the idea that.

23:07.34

Andrew

Ah, no I get invited to like watch parties all the time and I'm like no I want to watch the fucking show I don't want to listen to you talk? Um, they also being around people.

23:13.32

phoebe

2

23:13.46

notyourbestmoment

But don't you don't you think that if you hosted the party and then that happened the party like the music would screech like everyone's like so uncomfortable after that I feel like it would really kill a party.

23:25.73

Andrew

No, because every time I've been to an Oscar but I can tell you exactly what happened at like most of the Oscar parties around the world like people were watching and then you know dirt job. My wife's thouuch to motherfucker mouth. He walks up slaps him and half the party would have not been paying attention. A quarter of the party would be like oh my god he justlapped him and another quarter of the party would be like oh my god would have already been and then no one would' have been able to agree on it and then before you know what? they're announcing. Best picture you know what? I mean like it just would have been It would have been chaos. It would have been absolute chaos.

23:57.40

phoebe

Um, are you saying you don't thrive off chaos Exactly my point.

23:59.83

Andrew

No comment.

24:05.71

Andrew

I Am chaos.

24:08.26

notyourbestmoment

Well will smith did ah did issue on apology to ah Chris Rock it took a little while though and to be perfectly. Honest I don't know if Chris Rock ever accepted it. He hasn't talked about. Slap in his standup yet. But I'm waiting for that moment when he goes and breaks it down.

24:24.22

phoebe

He needs a little time right? a little time and distance between it and then I'll become a bit because everything that happens in your life will become a bit at some point.

24:32.93

Andrew

Well remember too like in the immediate aftermath of it. You know, like then and we as comedians should kind of you know? Yeah I write this was a this was a big deal amongst comedians at the time which is like shit this you know, let's.

24:49.20

phoebe

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

24:49.21

Andrew

Feels like it's opening the door to assaulting comedians if they tell a joke You don't like you know what? I mean um and like mean spiritrited or not. It's a joke. You know what? I mean so it's not that mean spiritrited ultimately um, and and that that that for me was one of the biggest things where was like whoa.

25:06.23

phoebe

Now.

25:08.20

Andrew

Don't go around hitting people that's not correct and then let's not forget the bonkers speech will Smith gave when he won um which was didn't yeah I love I love all the all the stories about like oh my god they cut to commercial and like all hell broke loose.

25:16.95

notyourbestmoment

That they let him make it was.

25:27.58

Andrew

You know I mean agents and managers and publicists are running around like you know sweating and pissing themselves which just really kind of makes me feel good about not being an agent manager or publicist. Not that I disrespect those professions.

25:41.43

notyourbestmoment

Are you guys? So so far you respect the royal family and publicists and marketing people got you Andrew anyone.

25:53.67

Andrew

Um I don't want to piss off people who can have me kill to ruin my career. That's that's my number one listen. My biggest fears are going to prison and ending up as Mr Walrus on some local access. You know children's show on Pbs in Nebraska god.

25:59.69

phoebe

That's your number 1 goal.

26:11.40

notyourbestmoment

Like this is oddly specific.

26:11.46

Andrew

Damn it.

26:13.20

phoebe

But like a very real fear.

26:15.48

Andrew

It's it's a nightmare I have often.

26:21.23

notyourbestmoment

Um.

26:21.76

phoebe

Ah I learned so much about you? Andrew.

26:24.64

Andrew

Yeah, and if I could shut up about myself I would but I can't and I'm 40 so boom here we are this is it. This is what you get? ah.

26:30.37

phoebe

This is 40 Ah no, that's in 5 years when he hits 45 and it's when the weird political stuff starts happening.

26:30.69

notyourbestmoment

Wait to here's wait to here's political thoughts. Ah that's right.

26:36.66

Andrew

Yeah, my politics are pretty are pretty normal for right now but like no at 45 I'm going to be like we should have mandated chipping chip all humans.

26:51.75

notyourbestmoment

Um.

26:51.84

Andrew

What's going on in Canada. Fifth the.

26:57.22

phoebe

Ah, can't wait for the day.

26:58.58

notyourbestmoment

So Batlings us to number one. Do you guys? Want to do the big reveal. Give some drum roll right? You're right? So the number one.

27:05.78

Andrew

Um, I'll do I'll do a dremel for you.

27:06.19

phoebe

I mean it shouldn't really be a reveal if you've been following that social or news or anything.

27:15.42

notyourbestmoment

Number 1 story ah is Amber heard versus Johnny Depp and the crazy court case that was all over the place. Probably the biggest court case since the o j simpson trial.

27:16.21

Andrew

Number 1

27:17.61

phoebe

Blind.

27:32.59

Andrew

It's so fucking bizarre that that's the trial of the century of the twenty first century

27:35.72

phoebe

Especially because they both just come out looking awful.

27:40.42

Andrew

Correct yes, like there the Johnny the Johnny Depp vindication was so interesting because it was like if you I mean if you follow the trial.

27:40.97

notyourbestmoment

Yeah, there's.

27:42.81

phoebe

Like nobody wins. It's like everybody's worst moment.

27:57.55

Andrew

You get why they ruled in his favor. You know what? I mean? Um, but at the same time It's like all right? Maybe maybe don't strut out of the courthouse. You know what? I mean maybe just like you know like you didn't even come off so great. Although I mean do we or do we not believe that Amber heard. Shit in his bed.

28:17.80

phoebe

It's one of these things that I believe that everything that has been claimed not just in this um trial but like earlier um the first time when John Depp was canceled initially um you yeah um.

28:27.52

Andrew

Well after she wrote the after she wrote the Op-ed yeah.

28:30.10

notyourbestmoment

Yes.

28:33.82

phoebe

Ah, so when Johnny Depp was initially canceled like I totally believe that everything that has been listed totally happened and they're both just shitty and we're totally shitty towards each other like yeah.

28:43.50

notyourbestmoment

Oh definitely? Um, so just so yeah, so the listeners know it's just this was actually a defamation case. Um it was because of that op ed that this lawsuit was actually even moved into place. Um it. It. That op ed on the one on the Washington post was released in 2018 she described domestic abuse but depp giant depp was never mentioned but obviously it was implied. They had been dating for 10 years um and ah.

29:08.23

Andrew

Yeah I think that the biggest sign of your guilt is when you sue someone for deformation in an article that you're not mentioned in you know what? I.

29:18.35

phoebe

Ah.

29:19.27

notyourbestmoment

Well, it was to recover damages because he had lost the pirates of caribbean gig which was twenty two point five million dollars um and then heard yes and fantastic beast and then heard countersuit for a 100000000 um because he.

29:24.53

Andrew

And and fantastic beasts.

29:36.43

notyourbestmoment

Because of his accusations against her and um, you know the court case was probably 1 the most watched um court cases in a long time I um, you know there were clips online that had over 29000000 views. Um, and there was apparently when he went on when Depp went on a stand to testify ah almost so the average viewing time was ah two point seven million ah during his ah time on the stand. Um, so it's. Ah, crazy amount of people were watching and it was no. It is baseball games. Don't get that many people. Um.

30:14.37

Andrew

Most network shows don't get numbers like that anymore. That's insane. Yeah well and like I have to say like part of me goes back and forth between like it's really really sad that like the.

30:17.87

phoebe

Yeah.

30:33.59

Andrew

The subject matter that they were talking about you know abuse was reduced to entertainment. But then then you see them on the stand and the levels of ridiculousness that both of them. You know what? I mean like like. The stories that were told were so so ridiculous that it's like it's you you completely lost sight of the maybe that was the depp team's legal strategy. You really did completely lose sight of like you know the allegations. That were set and again not what the trial was about the trial was about defamation. Um, so little bit what the trial was about um but very like it interesting that something that we should all be like oh this is this is awful and then the way both of them approached it. You're like I don't. Don't feel bad for either 1 of you like it was. It did very much end up being feeling like a apox on both their houses type of thing which is I think at the end of the day really really tragic. You know what? I mean.

31:42.89

notyourbestmoment

Yeah I mean it just seemed like this was just a toxic relationship and there was nothing good coming out of it. Um, what? what? I also found to be like super interesting. Ah another thing was that um Johnny Depp's attorney Camille Vasquez like became like almost like a star of of this court case. Um, yeah, and and people tuned in for her and it was you know it actually got rumored that she got to such a point during this case that was rumored that she was dating johnny depp.

32:03.14

Andrew

She had a sta quality I'm not going to lie she was you know she knew she.

32:20.31

notyourbestmoment

Um, so it was a circus in every every stretch of the imagination.

32:28.86

Andrew

Yeah, it ah pooping in a bed um cutting people's fingers like this goes this goes Beyond I Do do non celebrities have trials like this.

32:44.74

phoebe

No.

32:45.65

Andrew

You know what? I mean like what is it? What is it about the rich and famous that like makes them legitimately Crazy. You know what? I mean I think that's that that's that's ah, that's a deep question that I would like to find out. And if it means I have to get rich and famous to do it and so but.

33:08.61

phoebe

Ah, oh poor baby.

33:11.64

Andrew

I Want to be in the club the club. Ah.

33:13.88

phoebe

Ah know. But honestly you have to imagine that at certain point that drama just sips that just sinks right into your real life right? There's just such a like the line is gone and all of a sudden all this drama that exists in your professional life has to.

33:14.92

notyourbestmoment

Um.

33:30.87

phoebe

Has to seep into your personal life as well.

33:31.40

notyourbestmoment

Um, right I Also think good.

33:31.55

Andrew

I Just didn't know how you didn't get tired of it. The I mean like that's a that just feels exhausting to me, you know what? I mean.

33:39.85

notyourbestmoment

Yeah I also feel like you're just like if you're an actor. You're probably have a lot downtime. You know when you're not like so you're just there with each other. It's like you Both don't have jobs just staring at each other. It's like it's just a combination for bad things to happen like you need some space go to work.

33:54.40

phoebe

Um I guess the the only 2 options. Ah.

33:57.20

Andrew

That's not how I spend my downtime like I I enjoy the ah drink in the odd gummy but I'm not going around shitting in other people's beds and cutting their fingers off.

34:00.95

notyourbestmoment

Ah.

34:06.45

phoebe

Um.

34:08.55

notyourbestmoment

Well, you should come to my house sometimes um.

34:12.22

Andrew

It's going to be a hard pass Keith yeah yeah I was open to it but I was open to it for that comment. But now I'm a little hesitant I have to be on.

34:13.54

phoebe

That's going to be a pass for me too. I'm glad we do this virtually now.

34:16.52

notyourbestmoment

Ah, well I'm not inviting you to my Oscar party.

34:24.80

notyourbestmoment

Well, my Oscar parties can be a remake of what's going on to the depp hard cows. Um, ah.

34:30.38

Andrew

Look and and yet lightly curious. Not slightly lightly lightly curious. Maybe I'll head on out there.

34:33.25

phoebe

Ah, ah, that's the top 5 Um, so.

34:36.36

notyourbestmoment

Um.

34:44.51

notyourbestmoment

Well.

34:48.97

phoebe

Just because we have a top 5 does not mean that there are not honorable mentions things that happened that probably shouldn't have happened. Um, what that's the truth. That's how it works. Um, so I would like to nominate for this category as Rami Miller period Ezra Miller

34:55.17

Andrew

The the.

34:59.50

notyourbestmoment

Um.

35:04.92

Andrew

Oh yeah I I would like to nominate Elon Musk for reasons previously mentioned.

35:08.75

phoebe

That's it. That's.

35:17.10

phoebe

Ah, Keith any other nominees I have a couple but we'll go at a little circle.

35:17.69

notyourbestmoment

Um I I want us I want to say the Adam Levine Texts are probably some of my favorite celebrity news that's come out of here. Um, it really it really made me change the way I flirt through text but um.

35:24.29

phoebe

Are.

35:34.59

notyourbestmoment

It is some hilarious sex. You haven't seen them check it out.

35:36.69

phoebe

Yes, it it actually sounds like he reminds me of like a 16 year old boy like trying to figure out how to sex the girl for the first time that doesn't that feel about accurate.

35:52.69

Andrew

Again, this feels slightly ageist when I was 16 There wasn't such a thing as texting so like were I to sexed now. It's not like it's not like I I grew up with it and have a history of it I'd be like a you know I'd probably get arrested. So I don't.

35:52.74

notyourbestmoment

Yeah, oh no, definitely. Ah.

36:10.97

Andrew

That.

36:11.81

notyourbestmoment

Um, so what did you carve into to your tablets andrew.

36:17.73

phoebe

Ah, the hiboglyphs.

36:20.18

Andrew

They're called trees and you put your name and your girlfriend's name with a plus in between them and you carve a heart around it and that's how you do it or you do a prom proposal in a park at midnight surrounded by candles and with a giant heart saying. Will you go to prom with me written in toilet paper on a lawn That's how you that's how you fucking do it Keith and you know what? you know what she said? yes.

36:40.94

phoebe

I've learned so much today she said yes.

36:47.52

Andrew

We dated for three months

36:50.28

phoebe

Great success.

36:52.71

Andrew

Ah, yeah, oh yeah, writer shortly after pro it was like okay bye.

36:59.00

phoebe

Ah, dated you exclusively so you had excuse to remain prompt dates.

37:02.90

Andrew

I had actually funny sort I had actually committed to going to prom with another girl who was a senior and then you know started dating someone because I didn't I was I wasn't with anyone and then I started dating this girl and I was like I call this girl like hey sorry I can't go to pro with you I got to go to prom with my girlfriend and this girl who was a senior was. So mad and me I think I don't know she threatened to kill me but I did I Do think she threatened to quote end me she didn't um and she you know she's she's married Now. She's got kids. Ah, but ah, yeah.

37:24.98

notyourbestmoment

Um, if.

37:34.00

phoebe

Ah, ah, she's doing great.

37:37.54

Andrew

Yeah, you know we all we all have our foibles but the point is you do them when you're 17 not when you're 56 Johnny depp.

37:43.33

phoebe

I will end you I Love that.

37:48.91

notyourbestmoment

Speaking of endings guys I think this is the perfect time to call to quits and end you guys and the podcast the very first episode of not your best moments. Um I just want to wish you guys and our listeners a happy holiday.

37:49.54

Andrew

She.

38:06.69

notyourbestmoment

Um, and I I realize something I want to have a new year's resolution to the end of this because I think this is important. Um I'm going to try to get better with knowing an actor's name and not describing them by a role. So i.

38:09.35

Andrew

Oh I Want to do one too I like this goal.

38:26.45

notyourbestmoment

Recently saw stifer's mom. Um, and I still refer to her as s stiffifler's mom but I'm going to learn her name and I'm going to try to get better, but it was Jennifer. Yeah.

38:31.81

phoebe

Ah, Jesus have you learned it since. Thank you I okay I've actually had a conversation with someone about this everybody.

38:35.22

Andrew

her name is jeif free yeah her name is Jennifer Coolidch and you can't call her sifler's mom after white lotus you simply cannot do that.

38:47.67

phoebe

Has a different canon Jennifer Coolidge like and mine is legally blond and you can't convince me otherwise.

38:54.34

Andrew

Interesting I would say like Stifer's mom is how I was introduced to Jennifer Coolidge but like Jennifer Coolidge is now Tonya like 100% and I mean the second season of white lotus is it surpasses the first season I think.

38:59.29

phoebe

Um, yeah.

39:14.10

Andrew

Um, and it is so fucking bonkers. Um, especially the end which I I won't spoil for those who haven't seen it. But if you if you have not seen the white Lotus That's that's a strong endorsement from me I'll I'll say that much.

39:26.66

notyourbestmoment

Do do you guys have a new year resolution that you want to put out there no doesn't.

39:29.98

phoebe

Does it have to be podcast related because mine is just to drink water just like drink more water. What do you mean? what? I feel like you know how you're supposed to drink.

39:42.42

Andrew

But what? what.

39:48.71

phoebe

Drink like whatever is the 8 glasses of water a day. You definitely don't by that look on your face. You definitely don't and I'm looking.

39:50.45

notyourbestmoment

So.

39:53.72

Andrew

Now I get whole on I'm gonna show you my water glass and you'll see why I'm so exasperated right now this is astein. It's like a two liter sign that I got at October fest this is what I drink water out of I drink probably one and a half gallons of water a day I love water. It is the.

40:12.51

phoebe

Yes, so that is my that is my new year's resolution to drink more water maybe like 4 to 6 glasses a day would be a good improvement for me.

40:13.42

Andrew

Stuff of life. Yeah.

40:22.84

Andrew

Are you? okay like how are you not dehydrated on the regular.

40:28.85

phoebe

You also get water from the food you eat.

40:36.55

Andrew

That's a weak argument Phoebe I'm very concerned and I want to help you out and I'm gonna I'm gonna check in on you all right here's my resolution I'm gonna chicken on Phoebe and make sure she's st drinking enough water.

40:36.86

notyourbestmoment

Um.

40:50.12

phoebe

Ah, kind of feels like you're piggybacking. But since this benefits me I'll allow it.

40:51.17

Andrew

And.

40:55.64

notyourbestmoment

Very original.

40:57.58

Andrew

No I think oh god it's so funny because I've been so like wrapped up in Christmas and like Chris like I I did it I did Christmas badly um whereas I waited too long and now I can't get things shipped appropriately. So. Like last weekend I had to go out in Manhattan in person to go Christmas shopping which is not pleasant in any way shape or form. Um at all ever. Don't do it. It's terrible. That said.

41:29.42

phoebe

But you did it.

41:32.89

Andrew

It's not related to my new Year's resolution which I don't have because I've been so focused on Christmas but I can come up with one on the fly I am going to who I'm gonna listen more. Yeah I think I talk too much.

41:44.64

phoebe

I Love that.

41:49.75

Andrew

And I'm going to spend some more time listening.

41:50.17

phoebe

How Wow how woke of you. Every Gen zer who isn't listening should be so Proud. Gen Z is the young generation.

42:04.44

Andrew

Am I Gen Z I don't know what I am of what oh oh no, they don't care for me. Um I.

42:09.16

notyourbestmoment

The youngest generation so far.

42:19.42

phoebe

Um, as long as you're selfaware.

42:21.43

Andrew

I have I have several Gen Zers who work for me and they're there. They humor me but no, no, no, no um I'm told I'm a millennial but I think I'm a little old for that too.

42:29.71

phoebe

I think you're on the top end I'm on the bottom end of millennial like I'm the last year millennials. So imagine Jen's ears it's me but worse tell me about it. Yeah.

42:34.92

Andrew

Yeah, and I may be well I might be 1 of the first.

42:35.26

notyourbestmoment

Not and I'm right in the middle.

42:44.42

notyourbestmoment

Um, can't get worse and you look you so Ge hydrated. Um.

42:48.32

phoebe

Ah, that's the.

42:50.59

Andrew

Yes, wait Gen Z Gen Z's just walking around like oh you're like they're all like in like in a desert looking for oasis because they have no fucking water This is awful.

42:57.86

phoebe

No, that's the difference. That's how you know I'm a millennial Jen's ears drink water and I don't drink water. That's the big difference.

42:59.46

notyourbestmoment

Um.

43:03.65

notyourbestmoment

Right.

43:04.51

Andrew

There We go there. We go I picked it I picked my resolution I am going to be more charitably active there. That's what that's that's my resolution.

43:11.40

phoebe

There you go.

43:14.10

notyourbestmoment

Okay I think this has been this is the the very first episode of not your best moment just so you know we're gonna be releasing skinny dip episodes will be quick topical ah episodes every Tuesday and then we'll be releasing twice a month. Deep dives into these longer more in-depth topics like the Kanye West's Pete Davidson beef the royal family all that type of stuff so stay tuned. This has been the very first episode of not your best moment.