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        <itunes:author>CJ Roby</itunes:author>
        <itunes:summary>Cast From the Crypt is a comedy podcast where host CJ Roby breaks down every episode of Tales From the Crypt after seeing them for the very first time. He compares the show and comics, relives his childhood fears of the Cryptkeeper, and talks about other bloody fun horror content.</itunes:summary>
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>Today&#39;s episode is MUTE WITNESS TO MURDER where CJ wonders how many people make up a party, a stunt person takes Top 5, and a mad doctor somehow has the skills of a kung-fu master!</p><p><br></p><p>Shriek of the Week:</p><p><br></p><p>Visage (2020) &amp; P.T. (2016)</p>]]></description>
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                <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>Transport back to a simpler time with LOWER BERTH where CJ talks about the things content creators have to go through, oddly specific mummy curses, and the history of his nemesis the Cryptkeeper!</p><p><br></p><p>Shriek of the Week:</p><p><br></p><p>Ghost of Tsushima: Legends (2020)</p>]]></description>
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                <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
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                <title>S2:E11 - Warlock Wet Dreams</title>

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                <description><![CDATA[<p>CJ watches JUDY, YOU&#39;RE NOT YOURSELF TODAY and gets upset about poor trigger discipline, no one heeding Poltergeist&#39;s warnings, and god-level emergency improv skills. This week&#39;s episode is a shout out to Freaky Friday but NOT to Lindsey Lohan.</p><p><br></p><p>Shriek of the Week:</p><p><br></p><p>Everything about October!</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;CJ watches JUDY, YOU&amp;#39;RE NOT YOURSELF TODAY and gets upset about poor trigger discipline, no one heeding Poltergeist&amp;#39;s warnings, and god-level emergency improv skills. This week&amp;#39;s episode is a shout out to Freaky Friday but NOT to Lindsey Lohan.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Shriek of the Week:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Everything about October!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
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                <title>S2:E10 - A Tetsuo Type Situation?</title>

                <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>*FIXED!*</p><p><br></p><p>Don Rickles and Bobcat Goldthwait go absolutely crazy in THE VENTRIOLQUIST&#39;S DUMMY where people meet their idols, talent shows are booked weirdly, and puppets turn murderous!</p><p><br></p><p>Stay tuned for bonus content!</p><p><br></p><p>Shriek of the Week:</p><p>Castlevania (2017)</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;*FIXED!*&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Don Rickles and Bobcat Goldthwait go absolutely crazy in THE VENTRIOLQUIST&amp;#39;S DUMMY where people meet their idols, talent shows are booked weirdly, and puppets turn murderous!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Stay tuned for bonus content!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Shriek of the Week:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Castlevania (2017)&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
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                <title>S2:E9 - No Bras on TV</title>

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                <description><![CDATA[<p>It&#39;s back! Cast from the Crypt has returned from the dead just like the Cryptkeeper himself!</p><p><br></p><p>This week is FOUR-SIDED TRIANGLE about Patricia Arquette being too hot and a pervy old farmer who&#39;s jealous of a scarecrow. CJ tried to move, hillbillies have a marital spat, and a woman actually screws a scarecrow in the comic.</p><p><br></p><p>Shriek of the Week:</p><p>The California fires. They scary. Please help if you can!</p>]]></description>
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                <title>S2:E8 - Obvious Slimeball</title>

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                <title>S2:E7 - It&#39;s Always Gold Diggers</title>

                <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>I know people are in the Valentine&#39;s Day mood, but this is ridiculous! Today&#39;s episode is about love and the hurdles that must be overcome for it to flourish. Also murder. CJ figures out the secret to getting rich, learns a couple of things, and MICHAEL IRONSIDES IS IN THE EPISODE!</p><p><br></p><p>Shriek of the Week:</p><p>Spiral (2020)</p>]]></description>
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                <title>S2:E6 - Love Hurts</title>

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                <description><![CDATA[<p>Romance (not much), jealousy, MURDER! This episode of TFTC is back to clean-cut, straightforward karmic weirdness. A love triangle ends in tragedy... kind of... CJ admits his love for a dog, the Cryptkeeper can&#39;t keep it in his pants, and we learn not to take promises lightly.</p><p><br></p><p>Shriek of the Week:</p><p>Midsommar (2019)</p>]]></description>
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>In today&#39;s TFTC episode, a non-poly anniversary trip has a bit too many people involved. A weird episode of the show for a weird episode of the podcast. A comic gets turned into a nightmare, passive-aggressiveness reigns supreme, and CJ loses his mind with people&#39;s lack of communication skills!</p><p><br></p><p>Shriek of the Week:</p><p>The Color from Space (2020)</p>]]></description>
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