Hostile Environment

Quick Pod Update

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 01:00:00 +0000

I miss you guys and wanted to give you an update to where we are at and when you are getting show #50.

The legend of Derek

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 22:00:00 +0000

Before you meet the man, you must first learn about the man. Today I tell you how we met and how it was almost a really bad situation for him. I also complain about Lucifer some more, the Fast and the Furious movies, and a possible cancel culture candidate.

Next week is the big 50th episode, follow me on social media for any details/questions/comments about the Derek collaboration.

Also please give me a 5 star rating on whatever platform you listen to my podcast on. Like, download, share, subscribe etc.

Banned from 3 places in 1 day

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 22:00:00 +0000

Today I talk about my 16th wedding anniversary, a drunk guy and his covid mask, and a day where I was kicked out of 3 different locations for life.

Japanese robot wolves

Thu, 12 Aug 2021 23:00:00 +0000

In todays episode I talk about impending doom from robot wolves, binge watching awful tv shows, and I give you the final decision on what's going down for the 50th episode celebration. Don't forget to give me a 5 star rating on whatever podcast platform you enjoy my show on.

Banned from the strip club

Mon, 09 Aug 2021 22:00:00 +0000

in the 46th edition of the podcast I talk more shit about the "grand big mac", shootings in Toronto and of course a story about a strip club. This is a quality story from back in the day, so enjoy!

Hostile advice W/Jay

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 22:00:00 +0000

Today I bring two new segments to the podcast, talk about a fat Hawaiian dude, and a bunch of other stuff. Enjoy

I swear, it's not what it looks like!

Mon, 02 Aug 2021 21:00:00 +0000

Ok, let's not beat around the bush. Today we have an abnormally high number of headlines that include "Animal love", and I also vent about pre-pay gas pumps. Another amazing episode coming at ya, enjoy and also share with friends and family.

Sex with cousin

Thu, 29 Jul 2021 21:00:00 +0000

Today is a longer show than usual because I missed you guys and I had a lot to talk about. I make a big announcement regarding the future of the pod, trash social media, and talk about my trip. Oh also sex with family members and penis's being bitten off etc. Enjoy the show

Stolen school bus

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 23:00:00 +0000

Today I talk some shit, trash the Olympics, and tell you about a stolen school bus that just happened to appear in my driveway. No show until July 29th so enjoy this episode and I'll talk to you in one week. Thank you all for the support

I'm not even Greek!

Mon, 19 Jul 2021 21:00:00 +0000

Welcome back to the podcast. In todays episode I go off on horrible drivers, I give my theory of why god is a woman, and our Blue Jays are back. Enjoy the show

No Vaccine, no lapdance

Thu, 15 Jul 2021 21:00:00 +0000

Wow, we made it to 40 great shows. Today I respond to a an E-mail about soccer, talk a lot of sh*t about different subjects and have time to squeeze in some headlines. Enjoy the show and thank you all for your support.

Broken Penis

Mon, 12 Jul 2021 21:00:00 +0000

Welcome back to episode #39. Today is a mixed bag of headlines, a weekend update and a rant on gun control. Tune in next week for episode #40!!!!

Hooker Donut Shop

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 23:00:00 +0000

Hey everybody, todays show is all about "ladies of the night" and our dealings with the at the local pastry shop. I also give some Florida Man stories in honour of The Tampa Bay Lightning. Check it out and give me a 5 star rating if you like what you hear.

Jesus gave me an STD!

Mon, 05 Jul 2021 21:00:00 +0000

Today I ramble about YouTube Rabbit holes, Keanu Reeves, Russian teachers who murder and a bunch of other topics.

The day I almost died

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 21:00:00 +0000

You wanted more stories from Corrections, well here is a big one. It's about the day I was almost murdered by a hired killer, how did I survive? Guess you'll have to download to find out?
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Sauna shit cloud

Mon, 28 Jun 2021 21:00:00 +0000

Alright everyone, today I answer fan questions and the "not a doctor" is in. I give my knowledge and advice to a loyal listener who asked for it? I also give an in depth answer to questions about corrections so check this episode out now and enjoy

Less gas, more ass?

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 21:00:00 +0000

I bring the smoke today, I brought "headlines from your phone" back in a major way. I talk Burgers, boobs and dead elephants. Let's go, episode #34. Enjoy

"How are you with dead babies?"

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Todays episode brings you a variety of topics. I go from talking about Father's Day and chicken sandwiches to wanting to murder a squirrel and then I go to the grossest job I've ever done. It's a show that has something for everyone so enjoy!

White trash from Colorado

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 20:00:00 +0000

I'm all over the place today, I answer my critics regarding my possible onset dementia to start. Then I talk about a bunch of other things like this and that and the other, but I curse a lot and I talk some shit. I think you'll enjoy so plz do and don't forget to show me some love by spreading the word about the podcast.

She's homeless Chris Rock

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 20:00:00 +0000

Today I talk about the feedback I got from last episode, I give a few headlines and then I present a moral dilemma to you guys. Who's side are you on, mine or my wife's? Plz tell me via any of my social media outlets so I can prove I was right here!

The end of Jay in Corrections

Thu, 10 Jun 2021 20:00:00 +0000

Today I celebrate my 2 yr anniversary at my new career, so I felt it only fitting I tell you how my old career ended. I go back to 2006 and I bring you all of the way to the day it ended in 2018. Plz enjoy the show and hit me up on all social media platforms.

Crusty old bastard

Mon, 07 Jun 2021 22:00:00 +0000

Today I bitch about guys who drive F-150's, 3 wheeled motorcycles and then how I almost attacked my crusty, old neighbour. I also throw in a few headlines to make you smile. Enjoy the show

Salmon Woman

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 21:00:00 +0000

In Episode #28 I ramble on about The Leafs, The Paul brothers, and I hit you with 2 jail stories.
Follow me on all of the podcast social media sites to enjoy the vids and pics I put out, plz follow this is hard for me!

Too many places to masturbate

Mon, 31 May 2021 20:00:00 +0000

On this episode I give you a peek behind the curtain as to the possible future of the podcast and I ask you for advice! I also give you headlines from around the world, and we close the show with some "Florida Man" headlines.

Her name was Newfie Kelly

Thu, 27 May 2021 21:00:00 +0000

I start season 2 of the podcast by introducing you to another new character, please welcome Newfie Kelly to the show! I also give an update to those of you inquiring about my ball sack from the last episode, so please enjoy the podcast.

Jay tears his sack

Mon, 24 May 2021 21:00:00 +0000

You voted and here it is, the winning topic for the historical 25th episode of the podcast. The title says it all, so enjoy another horrible memory of mine and stay tuned for season #2 coming this Thursday!

Exploding vagina candle

Thu, 20 May 2021 21:00:00 +0000

The hostility was flowing today, I go OFF on cancel culture among other things. I also bring you headlines and then a few headlines from your phone as well.

Don't forget to follow me on social media to weigh in on what you want to hear for the historic episode #25 coming up.

Fan questions Vol. 2!

Mon, 17 May 2021 21:00:00 +0000

You asked for it on social media and now here it is, the 2nd edition of fan questions. I'm answering the things that have been sitting in my inbox for a while now, and of course all of your questions about NEWF.

Season 1 of the podcast is coming to an end, what do you guys want to hearing episode #25 the final episode? Check the Hostile Environment social media platforms for the options on what you can vote for!

"Vibrating ultra soft mouth"

Thu, 13 May 2021 20:00:00 +0000

Stealing sex dolls? Vagina gun? Assaulted by feces? Must mean headlines are back on episode #22 of the podcast, and there's more! Listen on any or all major podcast platforms, and remember to give me a rating and share with anyone you can.

Newfie Vampire

Tue, 11 May 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Part two of the Newf debut is here! When I left you guys in episode #20 Newf had just been arrested for bank fraud, what happened next? Here we go, enjoy the conclusion of the story and remember to spread the word of The Hostile Environment Podcast.

The debut of NEWF!

Thu, 06 May 2021 22:00:00 +0000

This is it, after 20 episodes and 2000 downloads we have the debut of Newf. This entire episode is dedicated to him after many requests and questions I recevied about Newf. Plz enjoy and remember to spread the word about t The Hostile Environment podcast.

"Florida Man...."

Mon, 03 May 2021 20:00:00 +0000

Here I go changing it up again. I teased it on several occasions and I thought today would be a great day to drop an entire podcast dedicated to the insanity of Florida. Almost every headline begins with the words, Florida man. Stay tuned next week for the debut Newf to the show!

Windshield Suplex

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 19:00:00 +0000

Episode #18 has a little bit of everything. I do news & notes from around the world, headlines from your phone, the return of the Thursday Tone Tale and a BONUS story that's pretty fkn awesome.

Stealing Big Bird

Mon, 26 Apr 2021 21:00:00 +0000

Here we go, another round of news and notes as well as a shed update! I also drop a few "headlines from your phone" and I answer a fan question too. Lots of content here for episode #17 so lets goooo!!!

Ask Jay Anything!

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 23:00:00 +0000

Yes it's here, ask Jay anything has dropped for episode #16. I finally talk about my old jail guard days a bit, and apparently I bought the worst shed of all time? Don't forget I'm on all major podcast platforms so tell your friends & family about The Hostile Environment Podcast!

Lunch break stripper

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 23:00:00 +0000

Today's show brings you news & notes, headlines you'll find on your phone, and a bunch of other fkn hilarious stuff you'll love to hear. Im now on Google podcasts and Amazon podcasts as well as Apple and spotify so subscribe and tell everyone you can!

Killing Mr. Nestle

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 20:00:00 +0000

Today's episode #14 I ask a lot of questions. Is Apu from the Simpsons racist? We have a little social dilemma here on the podcast and of course, its Thursday so you know what that means? Another Thursday Tone Tale is here!

Elmo turns me on

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 01:00:00 +0000

1000 downloads in only 13 episodes!!!!!
In the lucky number 13 episode I talk about a giant lizard getting snacks, a certain Sesame Street character is just way too sexy for one guy and announcing your retirement from porn hub. *Spoiler alert, not me)

Fan Questions!!!!

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 20:00:00 +0000

Episode #12 I change it up and concentrate on some of the hilarious fan questions I've been asked over this 11 episode ride. I also do some news and notes and talk about Easter in a parking lot with my kid.

Ears in my pocket & cream eggs up my.......

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 22:00:00 +0000

Wow, in episode #11 I rant about how fkn stupid rich people are, a new world record being broken and a horrible driver.

Neil and Lisa

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 22:00:00 +0000

Welcome to episode #10 where I tell you one of the craziest stories I've ever been a part of. This 100% happened thanks to a little imagination and the help of a phone book!Please enjoy the podcast and spread the word, tell your friends, family, whoever else enjoys a laugh at someone else's expense.

Follow the shoe train!

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 12:00:00 +0000

Episode #9 brings you News and Notes from Everywhere. I ramble about stolen bikes, "religious" karma and sucking on sewage. To end the show I give you another segment of Hostile Story Time, where I talk about my slimy buddy bird and ordering a hooker to his house.

Anus pickles & Hitler

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 22:00:00 +0000

Today's episode brings you a little news & notes from around the world and a throwing up at the mall on a date story. I also give you the "Headlines on your phones" segment thats so popular. Spread the word, this pod is growing!

Scissoring & Diabetes

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 22:00:00 +0000

In Episode #7 I trash The Grammys, talk about Shaq's testicles and can diabetes cause racism? Download at I-Tunes and Spotify, new episodes every Mon/Thurs and subscribe too never miss an episode.

Taxi full of hobo's

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 22:00:00 +0000

In episode #6 I talk cancelling cartoon skunks, and homeless hangout spots in another edition of the on-going saga known as Thursday Tone Tales.

Human Godzilla

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 23:00:00 +0000

Episode #5 brings you another addition of "Headlines you'll see on your Phone". I also rant about a massive D-bag of a human being, and finish the episode off with me being banned from an Asian mall.

Punched in the Face

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 23:00:00 +0000

In this episode I go off about a message I received, give a few social media headlines and unveil the 1st Thursday Tone tale.

Drinking Hot Sauce

Mon, 08 Mar 2021 20:00:00 +0000

I talk a little NFL, MLB, but mostly give you the full details about the most embarrassing day of my life. I also cover some funny internet stuff.

Anal Swabs & Clown Porn

Fri, 05 Mar 2021 01:00:00 +0000

In this episode I talk a bit of hockey, a bit of football and UFC. Oh and a different kind of XXX video that I never knew existed.

Wow another podcast eh?

Tue, 02 Mar 2021 01:00:00 +0000

In this first episode, I introduce myself and and give you a small peek into who I am and why I'm doing this. I'm not bringing the heat yet, but it is coming.