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MW22 - Carrick to the rescue🦸

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 01:20:54 +0000

New era at Old Trafford? Carrick's first game in charge sees United take all three points off City. Plus, Arsenal draws and still picks up a point in the title race, Spurs are in hell, and AFCON delivers another banger of a final.

Mid-Season Awards🏆

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 19:51:24 +0000

Ethan and Brayden break down their halfway awards picks as Maresca and Amorim both get the boot.

MW15 HEADLINES📰🚨

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 01:15:39 +0000

Salah bombshell interview, Arsenal lose for just the second time, Villa on fire, what did we miss? We talk World Cup draw and where Mo Salah might be playing football in January.

MW12 - Arsenal in Wonderland🌈🐬

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 01:22:37 +0000

Arsenal are truly in dreamland this week. After battering their arch rivals and seeing both Liverpool and City drop all their points, life looks pretty good at the top. Plus, Chelsea creep into second ahead of City, United lose at home to 10-man Everton, and no one knows what's going on at Anfield.

MW11 Season Grades 🅰️➕

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 01:16:17 +0000

After an eventful few matchweeks, Brayden and Ethan walk through their team-by-team grades for the early months of the season.

MW9 - Red Devil Resurgence 📈

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 20:21:36 +0000

That's 3 wins on the spin for Amorim's side as they climb to 6th in the table. Plus, Liverpool drop their 4th straight, Sunderland stun Chelsea at the Bridge, and City drop 6 points back of Arsenal.

MW8 - The Erling Haaland Show🎥

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 23:23:47 +0000

Stop me if you've heard this one before: Haaland scores as City win again. Now up to 11 goals in just 8 games, it's getting a bit silly. Plus, Liverpool rinse and repeat another 2-1 defeat to the forehead of Harry Maguire, Arsenal sit top, and Sunderland win again(!)

MW7 - Trouble in Titletown🫢

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 03:12:48 +0000

Liverpool drop their second game in a row as Estevao fires home to swipe all 3 at the Bridge. Plus, Palace finally lose, Bournemouth are good (!), and Arsenal roll.

MW6 - We ❤️ Late Goals

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 19:25:23 +0000

5, count em', 5 late goals in MW6 gives us our most exciting week of Premier League action yet

MW5 - The Haram-ball Derby 🧱

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 19:37:02 +0000

Pep parks the bus against Arteta's defense-first XI, and surprisingly neither come away with all three points. Plus, Chelea get a little too wet and wild at Old Trafford, Liverpool win without scoring late, and Wolves are in hell.

MW4 - SLOTage Time⌚

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 22:49:07 +0000

It's over when Liverpool says it's over. The Reds pop up with some late magic again, this time at Turf Moor. Plus, City take care of United, Brentford claw a point off Chelsea, and Villa have yet to score.

MW3 - Szobo Magic🪄

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 21:12:29 +0000

A moment of sorcery from Liverpool's early-season MVP is enough to take all 3 points off title rivals Arsenal. Plus, Brighton fight back to beat City, United almost fumble away their first win, and the Grealish-led Toffees win again.

MW2 - The Isak Derby🥊💥

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 23:29:22 +0000

Custody of Isak Ladder Match goes to Liverpool, as 16-year-old Rio Ngumoha grabs the winner at the death. Spurs take care of City away (obviously), Gyokeres and Arsenal get up and running, and all 3 promoted sides now have 3 points on the young season.

MW1 - Off and running❗🏃‍♂️

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 21:35:21 +0000

We have liftoff! 1 matchweek down, 37 to go, and United are already in 15th (however undeservingly). Arsenal steal 3 points from Old Trafford, Liverpool outshine Bournemouth late, and City's new signings dazzle.

PREMIER LEAGUE PREDICTIONS🏆🥇

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 22:30:16 +0000

The time has come! Brayden and Ethan navigate their table predictions from 20 to 1. Everton 8th? Arsenal 3rd? Will Spurs finish higher than 17th? Click that play button and all your questions will be answered.

SUMMER TRANSFER GRADES✍️

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 00:27:55 +0000

Ethan and Brayden grade out the summer's biggest transfers as we inch closer to opening day🏆

Armchair Chairmen💵📈 - Spurs

Mon, 07 Jul 2025 19:48:57 +0000

Super Tommy Frank is in, and there is no time to lose. He takes control of Spurs during arguably their most important transfer window ever, but how would Brayden and Ethan spend that Europa League money?

Armchair Chairmen💵📈 - Man United

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 18:11:11 +0000

In this new off-season series, Ethan and Brayden have €100m to save your squad. First up, the dumpster fire in Manchester. Hojlund stays? Lisandro goes? Only one way to find out🙃

END OF SEASON REVIEW📝

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 19:56:26 +0000

Ethan and Brayden break down their table predictions from August, walk back some objectively horrible takes, and share some end-of-season awards

MW38 - Oh my, Aston Villa

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 03:23:51 +0000

38 up, 38 down. Villa implode at Old Trafford, Newcastle choke against Everton but live to see a UCL place, and Chelsea takes care of business in a Top 5 skins match against Forest

MW37 - All set for Sunday🔜

Tue, 20 May 2025 22:48:18 +0000

Ethan and Brayden set you up for a potentially very eventful Championship Sunday with 3 Champions League spots still to play for

MW33-35 - Champions at last🏆🔴

Tue, 06 May 2025 22:01:42 +0000

Liverpool are crowned champions as Ipswich's fate is sealed, the race for the Top 5 places rages on, and Ethan and Brayden try to make each other look silly with blind rankings.

MW32 - United We Fall😥

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 15:49:59 +0000

The season from hell (ironically enough for the Red Devils) continues for Man United as they drop to 15th in the table. Plus, Chelsea drop massive points in the Top 5(!) race as Newcastle and City prevail.

MW30-31 - Survival of the fittest💀

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 14:28:25 +0000

Ipswich threw away a lead to the team they couldn't do that against, and their fate is now all but sealed. Plus, Villa pick up big points in the race for European spots and ChatGPT decides who is the best midfielder ever.

🚨PL Table Update🚨

Fri, 28 Feb 2025 22:56:59 +0000

Liverpool soar as Arsenal falter, meaning we may have our runaway champions already. Plus, Brayden and Ethan breakdown the current Top 4 (5?) race and relegation battle.

MW24 - A slice of humble pie🥧

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 00:33:45 +0000

Arsenal enacts devious revenge on City, Forest drops a touchdown and extra point on Brighton, and Liverpool pass the Bournemouth (A) test

MW22+23 - Mate...😞

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 00:13:32 +0000

It can't get much worse for Ange's men, as they concede two quick goals to Leicester and drop all three points at home. Plus, Bournemouth are formidable and City find a resolute victory against Chelsea.

MW20+21 - The Forest is Alive🌲

Sat, 18 Jan 2025 15:43:07 +0000

Nottingham Forest take would-be champions Liverpool all the way to the final whistle, earning their stripes yet again in a 1-1 draw. Plus, Arsenal take NLD #2, Amad saves United, and January transfers are finally picking up.

⭐🏆MID-SEASON AWARDS🏆⭐

Fri, 03 Jan 2025 20:48:36 +0000

19 down. 19 to go. Brayden and Ethan hand out mid-season awards and make bold predictions about what's to come before May.

MW14-16 - Manchester Sh*tty 💩

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 00:41:11 +0000

City's unfathomable form continues as they slip out of the Top 4 for the first time in years. Plus, Chelsea look like title challengers and Liverpool lets everyone back in it.

MW13 - Manchester City are... bad?

Wed, 04 Dec 2024 19:06:00 +0000

That 6 loses in 7 games in all competitions for City, the last being at the hands of Arne Slot's runaway league favorites. Plus, Arsenal smoke West Ham, Chelsea smoke Villa, and Amorim tallys his first league win.

The TMW Quiz Show‼️🤔

Fri, 22 Nov 2024 23:08:55 +0000

Ethan and Brayden take this international break lull to bring you some high-octane Premier League knowledge tests. Step right up and try your luck!

MW9+10 - One question facing every team🤔

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 00:14:34 +0000

Ten hag's departure has us thinking about what other teams should be asking themselves as the first quarter of the season closes. Can Liverpool do it? Can Bournemouth scrape a European spot? Is Amorim the answer?

MW8 - Liverpool's Shiny New Toy✨

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 16:03:47 +0000

We're talking about Arne Slot's magnificent bald head of course, both inside and out, as Liverpool sit top of the league after 8 games. Plus, red cards bite Arsenal again, Southampton can't catch a break, and we break down our best Sitcom Character XIs!

MW7 - Hot Seat Masterclass?🔥

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 20:55:59 +0000

Erik ten Hag drops his two starting center backs with his job on the line and ends up pulling out a clean sheet at Villa. Plus, Spurs collapse at Brighton, Arsenal and City earn comeback wins, and Ethan takes another Fifa Song Quiz.

MW5 - A Rivalry is Born 🥊

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 17:08:36 +0000

City-Arsenal had it all this weekend, and Ethan and Brayden are here to break it all down for ya. Plus, Ethan quizzes Brayden on past EPL rivalries.

Early-Season Club Grades✏️

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 19:10:55 +0000

Brayden and Ethan give every Premier League club a letter grade through Matchweek 4

MW2 - Madueke HATES Wolves

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 19:30:31 +0000

First a public denouncing of Wolverhampton (the city), then a public execution of Wolverhampton (the team). Madueke really hates Wolves. Plus, Brighton beat United at the death, Raya saves Arsenal, and Haaland is Haaland.

MW1 - We're so back (it's over)

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 17:49:17 +0000

MW1 is in the books and there's nothing left to do but overreact to the opening weekend shenanigans. Brayden and Ethan provide one reasonable overreaction per match and rank the EPL's best strikers.

🚨PREMIER LEAGUE PREDICTIONS 24/25🚨

Fri, 16 Aug 2024 19:31:29 +0000

It's that time of year. Team by team, Ethan and Brayden break down exactly how the new season will unfold.

EURO x COPA RECAP POD🏆

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 19:55:46 +0000

One month later and here we are; dazed, confused, and left wondering where all the time went (and how England managed to make the final). Brayden and Ethan breakdown everything you missed from the summer's festivities.

JUNE INTERNATIONAL ROUND-UP🌍

Sat, 29 Jun 2024 16:20:44 +0000

Croatia get grouped, USMNT might get grouped, and England fans think England might as well have gotten grouped. It's a international free-for-all on this week's episode of the TMW Podcast.

EURO PREVIEW🌍❗

Sat, 15 Jun 2024 00:27:48 +0000

England? France? Germany? Serbia???? Tune in for over-researched picks on the summer's most anticipated tournament

TMW END-OF-SEASON EXTRAVAGANZA‼️🏆🏅💥

Fri, 31 May 2024 23:05:58 +0000

TMW wrap up the 2023/24 season with TOTY selections, award picks, and reactions to their pre-season table predictions. What a podcast!

MW38 - SURPRISE❗City Win #️⃣6🏆

Thu, 23 May 2024 01:41:07 +0000

No drama for the neutrals on Sunday as City take care of business to win their 4th straight championship. Are we the farmers?

MW33-35 - The Two Horse Race🏇🏇

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 23:26:22 +0000

Klopp's Liverpool takes 2 brutal results and effectively falls out of the title race while Everton turns up the heat and secures safety. Plus Brayden ranks Europe's best derby's.

😰TMW LATE SEASON RUN-IN SPECIAL😰

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 00:19:51 +0000

It's that time of year, folks. Brayden and Ethan make final table predictions as the season comes to a close. Who goes down? Who gets European spots? Find out with one tap of your finger.

MW29 - Snoozer at the Etihad💤

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 20:32:15 +0000

City and Arsenal play to a dry goalless draw sending Liverpool to the top, United score and concede in the last 3 minutes of the game, and Ethan and Brayden break down the TV's best personalities bracket-style.

MW28 - Stalemate at Anfield♟️

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 00:50:23 +0000

A Liverpool and City draw and a late Arsenal winner shoots the Gunners into 1st. Plus, Spurs wallop Villa and the two worst teams in the league both blow 2 goal leads. Yikes.

MW26+27 - The Duality of Man (United)

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 18:43:02 +0000

United go up early but end up rolling over in a 3-1 loss at the Etihad. Arsenal continue to torch the league, Núñez lifts Liverpool with the last touch, and the Villa/Spurs top 4 battle rolls on.

MW24+25 - Who pissed off Arsenal?

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 22:06:08 +0000

The gunners win 11-0 in their combined games over the last 2 match weeks, Chelsea earn a point away at City, and United continue to roll into the Top 4 race.

MW22+23 - Luton Town has arrived🎩

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 20:12:31 +0000

8 goals in 2 games for the Hatters sees them pop out of the relegation zone this week. Arsenal take down Liverpool to keep title hopes alive, United win back to back, and City cruise.

MW21 - Tony! Toni! Toné! Toney?

Thu, 25 Jan 2024 18:19:13 +0000

Premier League regulars Ivan Toney and Kevin de Bruyne both make their returns this week, both getting on the scoresheet in 3-2 wins. Plus, United and Spurs share spoils and Brayden and Ethan drum up some ideal January signings for Big 6 clubs.

The TMW Festive Fixture Super-Podcast🎅🎄

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 21:26:17 +0000

Ethan and Brayden catch you up on everything you missed during the Premier League's hectic festive period, tier-list style. Plus, who was a better player: Di Maria or Robben?

MW17 - City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Everton🔵

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 21:53:14 +0000

That's four (4) clean sheet wins in a row for the Toffees. You do not want to play them right now. Liverpool stifled by United at home, everyone else takes care of business. Plus, we honor the Club World Cup with a game of Club Guess Who.

MW15+16 - Everton-Villa Title Race?

Sat, 16 Dec 2023 15:53:08 +0000

Arsenal and City lose, Villa and Everton cruise, who says no? Villa gets both Arsenal and City at home, Everton win 3 straight, and Liverpool go top.

MW14 - One normal week of Barclays, all I ask, will never happen

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 22:12:23 +0000

The Premier League delivers another thrilling match week. City and Spurs play to a wild draw, Liverpool steal a 4-3 against Fulham, Newcastle and Chelsea handle United and Brighton, respectfully.

MW13 - 1 step forward, 10 points back🔵

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 17:56:11 +0000

Everton get slapped with a 10 point deduction from the FA and Ethan is here to breakdown how and why. Arsenal go top after City and Liverpool share, Spurs lose their 3rd straight, and Newcastle humble Chelsea at St. James.

MW12 - No defense, just vibes

Sat, 18 Nov 2023 20:01:17 +0000

City and Chelsea were not concerned with conceding goals last weekend as they shared a 4-4 draw at Stamford Bridge. Wolves shock Spurs in the final minutes, Liverpool and Arsenal cruise, and we have a five (5) team title race.

MW11 - VAR, with a side of football

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 00:32:33 +0000

If you look closely, you might be lucky enough to see some actual football in the middle of all the VAR. Arsenal lose on a thrice-checked and thrice- cleared Anthony Gordon winner, 9-man Spurs lose 4-1 at the hands of Chelsea, and Luton get a historic result against Liverpool.

MW10 - Erik ten Hot Seat?

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 22:59:22 +0000

Are the bald man's days numbered? A 3-0 thumping in the derby certainly won't help. Plus, Chelsea return to normal form, Spurs remain 2 points clear, and Ethan gives us his Meme D'or rankings on the year.

MW9 - The Mudryk Strikes Back🔵😲

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 23:44:54 +0000

Who cares if it was a cross or a shot? Mikhailo certainly doesn't. Arsenal snatch back a point at the Bridge, Liverpool leave it late in the derby, and Spurs go 2 points clear at the top.

MW8 - Party like it's 2015🥳🔴⚪

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 23:52:12 +0000

Yep, that was the last time Arsenal beat City in the league. Ethan was just a starry-eyed 10 year-old lad, unaware of the horrors the next 8 years would bring. Scott McTominay comes on and scores two goals in the last 8 minutes to beat Brentford (not a typo), Brighton and Liverpool share the spoils, and Newcastle and Villa are both held away from home.

MW7 - "Oops🤭" -PGMOL

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 16:04:14 +0000

I know we say this every week but this has got to be the worst refereeing mistake of all time. Liverpool lose 2-1 to the PGMOL away, Wolves steal all three against league-leaders City, Villa thwomp Brighton at home, and Erik 10th Hag gets beat again at Old Trafford.

MW6 - Crazy Eights🎱

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 19:57:21 +0000

Newcastle drop a hot and steamy 8-bomb on Sheffield United's forehead at Bramall Lane, Arsenal and Spurs share the derby, Liverpool and City roll, and Chelsea can't buy a goal. Plus, we honor the release of EAFC 24 with our very own TMW Fifa Soundtrack Quiz🎶

MW5 - United/Chelsea Win a Game Challenge(impossible)😞

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 22:53:28 +0000

Just 2 team that can't get out of their own way right now. Spurs win crazy against Sheffield, City comeback to beat West Ham, and Arsenal manufacture a win at Goodison.

😱PREMIER LEAGUE PANIC METER SPECIAL😱

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 00:28:01 +0000

Is it ever too early to start overreacting? Brayden and Ethan break down how much you need to start panicking about a few teams that were slow out of the gate this season.

MW3 - DARWIZZZYYYYYYY🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 19:21:03 +0000

You thought he fell off. We thought he fell off. He needed that. Newcastle swipe the Choke of the Weekend title right from Arsenal's hands. United mount an impressive comeback, West Ham beat up Brighton away, and City almost blow it to Sheffield.

MW2 - Thank God for Everton (H)🙏

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 16:13:52 +0000

If no one got me, I know Everton (H) got me, can I get an AMEN. Villa resuscitate their offense against a helpless Toffee side, City handle Newcastle, Chelsea get dropped by West Ham, Spurs blank United, and Brighton is playing better than your team right now. Plus, Ethan is the first ever contestant on The Caic(edo) is Right!

MW1 - The masculine urge to blame VAR

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 01:49:02 +0000

The Premier League is BACK😃, but so is VAR😞. The PGMOL wasted no time this year making headlines, even forcing a few referees into suspension. Brayden and Ethan breakdown why you should absolutely be reading too much into how your team did this week.

🚨🚨PREMIER LEAGUE PREDICTIONS🚨🚨

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 18:38:33 +0000

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR BOYS AND GIRLS. Ethan and Brayden drop some revolutionary ball knowledge on your noggin as they layout exactly how this year's campaign will unfold.

SotC: Tottenham Hotspur⚪🐓

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 21:57:37 +0000

He loves me, he loves me not...does he love me enough to sign another long-term contract after an 8th place finish? Resigning Harry Kane is a must, right? Or is it? Ethan and Brayden breakdown Spurs brutal season and what it may mean for the future of the club.

SotC: Arsenal🔴⚪

Fri, 21 Jul 2023 00:12:46 +0000

At last, Arsenal gave Gooners a season to remember. If not for Guardiola's Machine it could have been even better. Ethan and Brayden reminisce about August-February 2023 and lay out how they can get over the hump next season.

SotC: Chelsea🔵(ft. Jordan Haber)

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 23:56:22 +0000

Oh boy, where do we start. We needed to grab a special guest just to wishfully aim to digest all that Chelsea gave us this year. With no Europe and a squad full of hungry youngsters, where do we go from here?

You can follow Jordan on his socials @haberjordan on TikTok and @j_haber on Instagram

SotC: Newcastle United⚫⚪

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 22:38:36 +0000

Isak, Botman, Pope, Oh My! Not even the most delusional of Newcastle fans would have predicted a season like that. Ethan and Brayden breakdown why they beat your team this year and what's next for the world's richest club.

SotC: Liverpool🔴

Sat, 15 Jul 2023 18:34:47 +0000

It was too little, too late for the Reds this season, but the real question were all asking is, what will Ethan and Brayden make of it? Find out on the newest episode of the TMW State of the Club Series.

SotC: Manchester United🔴👹

Fri, 07 Jul 2023 16:29:38 +0000

What a season this was for the Red Devils; Champions League, a trophy, a new manager proving himself. And all with Wout Weghorst at striker. Brayden and Ethan give United their flowers as an important summer awaits.

State of the Club: Manchester City🏆

Sun, 02 Jul 2023 16:03:41 +0000

In the first of the TMW post-season mini-podcasts, Ethan and Brayden discuss where City can possibly improve after winning practically everything.

TEAM OF THE SEASON POD❗

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 02:00:57 +0000

It's here and it's beautiful. Ethan and Brayden break down their 22-23 Team of the Seasons and end of season awards.

EPL Table Predictions (gone wrong)

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 22:56:28 +0000

It's that time of year, folks. Ethan and Brayden walk through their regretful pre-season table predictions. Hindsight is 20/20

MW38 - Toffee Delight 🔵🍬

Wed, 31 May 2023 20:11:18 +0000

Everton get the job done on the final day, sending Leicester back down the Championship. Who leaves? Who stays? Is Championship Sunday Arsenal the greatest soccer team ever assembled? Find out this week on the season finale of the TMW podcast.

MW37 - Are we the farmers?🧑‍🌾

Wed, 24 May 2023 17:57:43 +0000

City secure their 5th Premier League in 6 years while Bayern fumble their own so-called farmers league. Ethan and Brayden get you ready for the high-stakes relegation battle on Championship Sunday while admiring Palace's consistent mediocrity.

MW33-36 - It's over

Thu, 18 May 2023 16:38:08 +0000

Here lie Arsenal's hopes and dreams. A convincing loss at the Etihad and a soullessly ruthless City team over the last few weeks puts the Gunners title hopes six feet under. Ethan and Brayden wrap up the last four match weeks while previewing the Top 4 and relegation battles still to come.

MW31+32 - Arsenalllllllllllllll what hapendddduuuuhhhhh

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 13:35:38 +0000

Howw you draww to the Southamptonnuhhhhh. City take back control of the title race going into The Big One on Wednesday and Spurs get a pretty nasty wedgie at St. James . We take the time to breakdown the relegation battle, top 4 race, and title race, all in one podcast. Revolutionary stuff.

MW30 - PGMOL vs. The Premier League🥊

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 18:46:22 +0000

Not only did the Premier League referees wage war on Brighton with a disaster-class on Saturday, but they followed it up by engaging in hand-to-hand combat with Andy Robertson on Sunday. Brayden and Ethan breakdown all this week's action and honor this horrendous officiating display with our All-Time Referee XI's.

MW29 - Happy Trails, Graham Potter👋

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 16:06:12 +0000

The former Chelsea gaffer is the latest manager to get the boot after just 209 days in charge. Ethan and Brayden attempt to make sense of it all on this week's episode. Plus, City thump Liverpool and Newcastle silence United.

ALL TIME PL BEST XI'S BRACKET BREAKDOWN🏆

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 12:56:39 +0000

It's the international break. You're bored. We are too. To ease your sorrows, we crowned the greatest Premier League team ever, bracket-style (in honor of March🏀). So sit back, relax, and disagree with all our opinions before the league starts up again this weekend.

MW28 - Antonio Conte v. Tottenham Hotspur ⚔️

Thu, 23 Mar 2023 00:22:00 +0000

Tell us how you really feel, Antonio. We breakdown what, why, and how Conte's rant on his players went down. Plus, Chelsea slip back into disappointment and Fulham self-destruct in the FA Cup Quarter-final.

MW27 - The Hangover (Liverpool Edition) 🍺

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 14:27:51 +0000

Seems like Liverpool could use some Advil and a greasy meal after going a bit too hard last weekend. They lose to 20th place Bournemouth, United drop points to Southampton while sending Casemiro in exile, and Arsenal breeze by Fulham through Mesut Trossard.

MW26 - 7?????????????????

Fri, 10 Mar 2023 19:04:01 +0000

Yes, 7. Liverpool beat Man United 7-0. Arsenal leave it (very) late against Bournemouth, City cruise against Newcastle, and Chelsea end the match with more goals than their opponent

MW25 - Babe wake up, new Chelsea loss just dropped

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 01:21:02 +0000

You really can't buy points in this league, just ask Boehly. Spurs handle Chelsea at home, Leeds win a crucial survival brawl, and United end their title drought.

MW24 - Death, Taxes, and Marcus Rashford goals

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 21:20:04 +0000

Who is stopping this man right now? Liverpool have a statement win at St. James Park, Arsenal steal all three at the death, City slip at Forrest, and Chelsea literally lose to Southampton at home.

MW23 - We got ourselves a title race folks

Fri, 17 Feb 2023 19:56:23 +0000

City on 51. Arsenal on 51. United on 46. Here we go. City snag all 3 points at the Emirates, Liverpool dispatch Everton, Leicester steamroll Spurs, and Brayden attempts to calm down frantic Arsenal fans.

MW22 - Dyche Dyche Baby🔵

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 23:21:48 +0000

McNeil, Tarkowski, and Dyche team up to sink Arsenal? Some things never change. Chelsea's shiny new squad buys them a point at home, Liverpool cannot score to save their lives, and City take ANOTHER shutout loss at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.

MW21 - Lampard's Last Hurrah 👋

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 23:48:09 +0000

Super Frank is the Prem's latest manager casualty as Everton drop to 19th. Arsenal scrape past United in a thriller, City storm back against Spurs, Chelsea and Liverpool stall in the Battle of Mid, an Brayden guesses managerial quotes.

MW20 - Et tu, De Zerbi?

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 15:48:38 +0000

Brighton become the latest team to uproot Klopp's Reds. United upset City despite controversy, Arsenal paint the town red, and Joao Felix kicks off his month long holiday in London.

MW19 - London Cowboys lose again 🤠

Sun, 08 Jan 2023 23:01:47 +0000

Chelsea need a Todd Boehly All-Star break ASAP. Newcastle hold Arsenal scoreless, United roll, Spurs win ugly yet comfortably, and Everton get booed at Goodison.

MW17+18 - The Darwin Effect🧬

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 17:47:46 +0000

Unlike Darwin's theories, Núñez might be evolving backwards. Brentford go sicko mode, City stumble, Arsenal cruise, and it's the return of Speed Tiers.

PREMIER LEAGUE IS BACK!! 🚨

Sat, 24 Dec 2022 22:37:49 +0000

The World Cup is done. Get over it. Time to move on to bigger and better things. Trust us, it's for the better. Ethan breaks down some winners and losers from the last month of international competition as we gear up for MW17.

WC Pod #3 - GOAT debate over?

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 02:35:00 +0000

What. A. Game. We break down the two semifinals and the greatest World Cup final in history that saw Messi capture the trophy that eluded him as well as some unmissable moments amidst Argentina's celebrations.

WC Pod #2 - We LOVE the World Cup

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 02:48:03 +0000

This is one doozy of a podcast so buckle up. We breakdown MW3, the Ro16, and the quarterfinals to gear you up for an inevitable Croatia-Morocco World Cup Final thriller.

World Cup MW1+2 - We like the World Cup

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 03:17:52 +0000

Boy oh boy we got a lot to talk about. Argentina lose at 5 in the morning, England win 0-0 against USA, Japan beat Germany then lose to Costa Rica, and Belgium get a mickey mouse win over Canada.

🚨🚨WORLD CUP SPOILER ALERT🚨🚨

Sat, 19 Nov 2022 15:12:25 +0000

The World's Game is finally upon us and Ethan and Brayden are here to spoil the entire thing for you. Do NOT listen to this podcast if you enjoy being surprised by football match outcomes.

MW14 - The Endless Summerville ☀️⛱

Fri, 11 Nov 2022 20:25:30 +0000

Two-goal wonder? New cult hero? You decide. All we know is that Crysencio Summerville is single handedly saving Jesse Marsch's job. Unai spanks United in return, Arsenal swipe the derby, Liverpool win(!), and Newcastle stay hot.

MW12/13 - Graham Potter and Curse of the Returning Manager 🪄

Wed, 02 Nov 2022 20:17:00 +0000

This is one Potter that can't break a curse (idk I've never seen the movies). Marsch pulls out a miracle win at Anfield, the Almiron train keeps rolling, Spurs rescue all 3 points at the death, and KDB is good at football.

MW11 - All Hail Miguel Almirón 🙌

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 19:37:44 +0000

If we learned anything this week it's to never take Nottingham Forest (A) for granted. We talk about all 20 teams for 90 seconds each because we know you all have short attention spans. Arsenal drop points, Spurs lose at home, Liverpool do an oopsies, and United impress.

MW10 - Haaland is Human(?)

Wed, 19 Oct 2022 21:51:53 +0000

Liverpool shock City at Anfield, Arsenal survive at Elland Road, and it's the return of Ethan vs Twitter: Ballon D'or Edition.

MW8+9 -🚨🚨🚨PULISIC GOAL PULISIC GOAL 🚨🚨🚨

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 23:42:45 +0000

Damn we missed a LOT. Trossard storms Anfield, Haaland isn't human, Arsenal prove themselves again, Leicester win a football match(!), and Liverpool sit in 10th.

Intl. Break - Noah Beck Signs for Manchester United

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 19:34:05 +0000

Harry Kane had less non-penalty goals than Vikkstar123 this week. We use this dark, empty, lifeless international break to adjust some of our preseason Premier League predictions.

MW7 - Ok Haaland, we get it

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 21:08:28 +0000

There's more to life than scoring goals, buddy. Go volunteer or something. Arsenal stay top and Leicester continue to tank for the #1 draft pick. Plus, we break down our all-time Royal XIs.

MW5+6 - VAR hates puppies

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 23:09:21 +0000

VAR is throwing hands and they're rated E for Everyone. Plus United sink Arsenal, West Ham can't catch a break, and Brayden eulogizes Scott Parker.

MW4 - Don't make Liverpool angry

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 16:14:02 +0000

Arsenal stay perfect, Haaland Szn is in full swing, Saint-Maximin is straight unguardable, and Liverpool put together a performance unsafe for underage viewership.

MW3 - It's called soccer now

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 23:18:55 +0000

Don't blame us, blame Edouard Mendy. United wake up and City rescue a point at St. James' Park.

MW2 - Sucks to be United

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 22:24:01 +0000

Tuchel and Conte act tough, United go belly up in West London, Darwin Nunez sees red, and Nick Pope

MW1 - Man United hit the ground crawling

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 23:10:35 +0000

And we're off. 1 matchweek down, 37 more to go. Groß sinks United, Mitrovic dunks on Trent, Sterling gets his back blown out by Mina, and Brayden gets very defensive about his Haaland prediction.

🚨Premier League Spoilers🚨

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 19:19:31 +0000

WARNING: DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST IF YOU DON'T WANT THE PREMIER LEAGUE TO BE SPOILED FOR YOU. Brayden and Ethan provide a full 88 minute breakdown of exactly how the Premier League will finish in May, along with who will win all the end of year awards.

Reverse Fantasy Premier League Draft

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 18:15:00 +0000

Ethan and Brayden compete to see who can be the worst at FPL this season. The rules are simple: Must use at least £80 on the 11 players, lowest total points at the end of the season wins.

July 4th USMNT Special!

Mon, 04 Jul 2022 19:02:16 +0000

Grab your hotdogs and your Bud Lights, TMW dives into all things USMNT on the Fourth of July Special! Brayden and Ethan take American citizenships tests and build their all-time Presidential XIs.

Way-Too-Early World Cup Preview

Mon, 27 Jun 2022 01:49:16 +0000

The complete field is finally set, and TMW is here to give you a little nibble as to what you should expect come November. Brayden and Ethan also break down the cinematically revolutionary new documentary, "The Pogmentary", and give you the do's and try-not-to-do's for Qatari travel.

School's Out! End-of-Year Team Reviews!

Sun, 12 Jun 2022 17:53:24 +0000

The Premier League school year has come to a close and it's time to discuss how some of our highest achieving teachers and students have performed this year. Brayden and Ethan drink Capri-Suns and try to spell Jakub Blaszczykowski in the TMW Inaugural Spelling Bee. Plus, the inside scoop on all the Pique and Shakira playground drama.

First Pod! Championship Sunday + UCL Final!

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 20:20:00 +0000

Perisic or Kulusevski? James Ward-Prowse to Qatar? Shinier bald head: Pep or Ten Hag? Hear the definitive answers to all these menial questions and more on the TMW inaugural podcast! Plus, Brayden and Ethan break down their all-time food brand mascot XI's.