Two Chunks And A Hunk

Whoopsie Goldberg

Tue, 12 May 2026 20:03:45 +0000

Doz is out for this one and he usually writes this part…so…we talk about Survivor and play some games. Also, Jordan had the best week ever? I don’t know. I miss Doz :/

In this Episode: Wild Hawgz, Prop Shoppers, Survivor 50

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Our Emmy Episode

Tue, 05 May 2026 11:43:31 +0000

We thought we'd try really hard on this one. You know, like actually try to do a really good job. Can podcasts win Emmys? Maybe we'll be the first. The academy has to respect and admire our hard-hitting journalism as it relates to Top Ten lists and Sonic The Hedgehog fan art, right?

In This Episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Survivor 50

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But! Now! I Use My Hands!

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 16:46:33 +0000

BUT now I use my hands. But NOW I use my hands. But now I USE my hands. But now I use MY hands. But now I use my HANDS. BUTT! NOW! I use my hands. Does that clear things up?

In This Episode: Synops-Us, The Top Tens, Survivor 50

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Let's Raid Mummy's Biscuits

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 12:38:25 +0000

What's a young lad to do when his mates have all come for a sleep-away holiday to his house? Why, raid mummy's biscuit tin, of course! But the fun doesn't stop there. He should consider adding a pillow fight, or perhaps a bit of time playing on his electronics, to his sleepover itinerary. Do it right, make a proper racket, and his mates will be absolutely chuffed. Bosh.

In This Episode: The Top Tens, Extra Credit, Survivor 50

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Spring Delirium, Pt. 3: Solar Smackdown

Tue, 14 Apr 2026 13:00:53 +0000

Climb aboard the Fartemis Toot and head to the stars with us as Spring Delirium continues! Our stated mission objective: discover the best science fiction movie through a series of increasingly more difficult head-to-head matchups. Why us, you ask? Why were your humble Podboys chosen for this historic task? Because it's easier to train a podcaster to talk about sci-fi movies than it is to train an astronaut to record a podcast. We're assuming.

In this episode: Spring Delirium, Pt. 3, Survivor 50

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FEED DROP — Carter's Character Corner (Imagine Dungeons)

Tue, 07 Apr 2026 22:19:38 +0000

It's a special crossover episode of Two Chunks in the form of a behind-the-scenes episode of Imagine Dungeons! Take a listen as Carter walks you through each person's character creation process! Carter observes the differences in each person's methods, and uncovers a bit about how each real-world person bleeds through into their roleplay.

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Spring Delirium, Pt. 2: Nebula Knockout

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 15:39:20 +0000

Look! Up in the sky! It's a cool alien! It's a space ship! Wrong. It's us, up there in outer space, pitting film against film to determine which science fiction film is the...best? The strongest maybe? The winner. We'll go with winner.

In this episode: Spring Delirium, Pt. 2, Survivor 50

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Spring Delirium, Pt 1: Galactic Grudge Match

Tue, 24 Mar 2026 16:36:29 +0000

Spring Delirium is back, and it's truly out of this world! And actually, some of it's on this world. And then we guess there's some of it that's on a world somewhat like ours but in a fictional galaxy. And parts are on a world nothing like ours. Lotta worlds out there, we're realizing.

In This Episode: Spring Delirium, Zac Brown Presents The Survivor 50 Spearfishing Show

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Which Green Guys Are Real?

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 15:24:46 +0000

It's St. Patrick's Day (as this releases) and in the midst of our celebration, we're left with one question: which green guys are, like, real? Have any of them come true? If so, they're definitely the...best green guy? Top green guy? We like them, is what we're saying.

In This Episode: A Star Was Born, Blind Ranking, Survivor 50

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Poobicki

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 15:49:49 +0000

We're checking in on Survivor 50! How are our teams doing? What's our overall opinion of this season? Have any of our Survivors perhaps put the "ass" in embarrassing due to a bathroom related oopsie? (Yes)

In This Episode: Survivor 50

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Ouroboreality TV

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 16:03:39 +0000

Like the sun itself, the reality TV orobouros rises, shining and brilliant, endlessly consuming its own tail. The wheel ever and ever turns; the cycle has no end. As one excellent season of reality TV ends, another begins. A Traitor must Survive, and a Survivor must Betray. And most importantly, the overalls are back, baby.

In This Episode: Survivor 50, Traitors Season 4 Finale

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Breaking Both The Rules And The Storm

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 16:57:26 +0000

Rules, much like storms, are meant to be broken. In 2026, three heroes will rise, and no storms or rules will stand in their way. They may have some trouble getting their words out this episode though. It's not a big deal! Everybody gets a case of "I can't talk too good on my podcast today" every now and then! Don't worry, they'll still break all the rules and storms you can think of!

In This Episode: Whatcha Streamin/Readin/Watchin/Playin, Synops-Us, Traitors Season 4

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Drafting Our Teams For Survivor 50

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 14:30:48 +0000

Survivor Season 50 is about to begin, and so is our all-new game of Survivor Football. It's like Fantasy Football, but Survivor. And the name is very good, in case you couldn't tell. Take a listen as we're joined by friend of the pod (and Imagine Dungeons DM) Gage for our draft and some pre-season chat. Survivors ready?

In This Episode: Survivor 50

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The Perfect Traitor

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 17:27:27 +0000

What makes the perfect episode of reality TV? Is it a competitor who stays calm under pressure? A proxy war using other contestants as unwitting soldiers? Chess metaphors? This is the hard-hitting investigative journalism you come to Two Chunks for. And we won't rest until we find out.

In This Episode: What If RuPaul's Drag Race Came True, Avengers DoomAndGloomsday, Traitors Season 4

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The Death (?) Of Dom Toretto

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 18:55:37 +0000

Hey, real quick. Name even one of the top four Kathryn Hahn movies on IMDb. Just one. That shouldn't be too hard, right??

In This Episode: Streaming TV Update, Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere On Apple TV, Fast Forever, Extra Credit, Traitors Season 4

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How To Spend A Snow Day

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 17:39:50 +0000

Down here in the southern United States, we don't get too many snow days. But when they do hit, we're left asking the same question each time: "Now what?" If only there was a website containing a crowd-sourced and expertly curated list of activities we could choose from. Now open your eyes. That site's been here the whole time. Enter The Top Tens, with riotous applause.

In This Episode: Oscar Nominees Revealed, The Top Tens, Traitors Season 4

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What Makes A Good Traitors Cast?

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 18:52:15 +0000

There’s been a murrrderr in ourrr podcast. And it’s yourrr job to find the murrrderrerr. Orrr, at least, to assess exactly how enterrrtaining each celebrrrity suspect would be if, hypothetically, this werre being brroaadcast as a rreality competition. Bonus points if they can rrrock the sweater-vest-no-shirrrrt combo. Those Rs are rrrolled, by the way.

In This Episode: The Top Tens, Traitors Season 4

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Time To Fix Your Family / Wake Up Dead Man

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 18:03:07 +0000

There's no way around it. You're thirteen now. A fully grown adult. And it's time you start acting like one. You have to save your family. The core relationships in your life are broken, and you're the only one who can fix them.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Wake Up Dead Man

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This Is How We Beatbox

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 13:29:44 +0000

Join us in bidding farewell to 2025 and hello to 2026 the only way we know how: lists.

In this episode: Blind Ranking, Top 5 for 2025, Top 5 for 2026

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A Make Or Break Holiday: A Mr. Christmas Adventure

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 14:24:55 +0000

As the year draws to a close, so too does our search for a new Mr. Christmas. And, we're pleased to say, we found him. One of incomparable holiday spirit, fit to sit the Mistletoe Throne, to hold court at The North Pole, and to remind us all of the power of love and family with the many movies he is sure to make. What's that? Hang on. That can't be right. He plays THE BROTHER in this one???

In This Episode: Blind Ranking, Finding Mr. Christmas Season Two, A Make Or Break Holiday

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Where Are You, Mr. Christmas?

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 17:30:41 +0000

Our Christmas Hunks have endured a grueling holiday gauntlet this year, and only the most holly, jolly, and merry boys are left. Now, they must face their toughest challenge yet. Everything they have experienced, the depths to which they have pushed themselves, the blood, the sweat, the tears, and the tinsel — it's all been leading up to this: writing a poem for their moms.

In This Episode: Extra Credit, Christmas At The Catnip Cafe, Finding Mr. Christmas Season Two

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I Can't Seem To Find My Mr. Christmas

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 09:30:26 +0000

We heard it through the grapevine that there's a juicy Finding Mr. Christmas episode to talk about. It appears that one contestant has bitten off more than he can chew. And if Jonathan is to have his pick of the bunch, well, let's just say that you can't make good wine from bad grapes. Stop eating the grapes. Oh god. Please. Stop. You have to stop.

In This Episode: The Top Tens, Christmas On Duty (2024's Finding Mr. Christmas Winner's Latest Movie), Finding Mr. Christmas Season Two

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Have You Seen My Mr. Christmas?

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 09:30:22 +0000

We're still looking for him. Maybe we'll find him here, during our favorite episode of the season. That's right, it's talent show time. Can you solve a puzzle cube? How about sort-of-rap? Has the mighty hand of God itself ever curled you across a highway? You'll fight right in.

In This Episode: A Star Was Born, The Top Tens, Finding Mr. Christmas Season Two

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Dude, Where's My Mr. Christmas?

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 18:09:23 +0000

We thought we found him a year ago. But it was a false Mr. Christmas. A temporary charade, the machinations of a Yuletide charlatan. And so we search anew. Heavy is the head that wears the holly crown, so we've got to make sure these gentlemen are up to the challenge. By suspending them in the air and telling them to pretend to be a reindeer, apparently.

In This Episode: Synops-Us, The Middle, Finding Mr. Christmas Season Two

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The Machine Formerly Known As Carter

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 14:28:25 +0000

It's hard to believe he's gone. Well, not like, "gone" gone. More like ascended. In a way, he's the opposite of gone. Because he's everywhere now.

The season two premiere of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, is out now! And thanks to Carter's sacrifice, you're ready to listen to it.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

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A Thanksgiving Prophecy

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 16:00:47 +0000

What if we could tell you, with absolute certainty, what you will do this Thanksgiving? Would you believe us if we told you? Even if it seemed impossible and unlikely? Or would you just want to skip to the part where we get the crew together to rob, like, the Louvre or something?

In This Episode: The Top Tens, A Star Was Born, Planning A Heist, Our Top Five Flicks

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It Has A Sci-Fi / Bram Stoker's Dracula

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 08:30:29 +0000

Quick! What film is cousins to history, has a sci-fi, contains but is not necessarily defined by action, and is the second highest grossing film of 2008? If you get this right, congratulations: you're now over-qualified to host this show.

In this episode: Prop Shoppers, The Middle, Dracula

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"Cow" / The Lost Boys

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 08:56:07 +0000

After over eight years of podcasting, we finally caught it on a recording. Our first ever mistake. We're just as shocked as you are. We got thrown for a major "Boys" loop and totally beefed a blind ranking. We won't let it happen again, and we're committed to rebuilding the trust you have in the Two Chunks brand.

In This Episode: Blind Ranking, The Top Tens, The Lost Boys

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The Middle / 30 Days Of Night

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 08:30:18 +0000

It's not every day that you get to witness the birth of a new game in the wild like this. Really, when you think about it, it just takes some time. We're in the middle of the ride. Everything will be just fine. Unless you live in the 30 Days Of Night Alaska town. Then it will not be fine.

In This Episode: Synops-Us, The Middle, 30 Days Of Night

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Jimmy Neutron Day / A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 08:33:59 +0000

This Chunktober, we're asking the hard-hitting questions: Which artists qualify as pop princesses? What's the coolest vampire vehicle? And who decides what all these holidays even are anyway?

In this episode: The Annual Halloween Costume Guess Off, The Top Tens, A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night

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Chunktober Begins / What We Do In The Shadows

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 08:10:57 +0000

Don't look now! It too spooky! Too scary! Chunktober is our favorite time of year, and it's officially here. This year, our sixth Chunktober, is all about one ghoul in particular. We're focusing on those often lecherous, always leech-erous, blood-guzzling, coffin-slumbering, familiar-makers, garlic-haters. That's right, it's the month of the vampire. And this week, we're kicking things off with What We Do In The Shadows, our favorite (?) mockumentary.

In This Episode: A Star Was Born, Extra Credit, What We Do In The Shadows

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Viné or Brené?

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 08:30:48 +0000

This is our solemn vow. You will never find even ONE other podcast that has ever dared to play the game we played today. The truths revealed are too bold. The wisdom unlocked, too profound. And the gulf between how good we thought we'd be at it and how good we actually are? Wide, man. Like, so freaking wide.

In This Episode: Viné or Brené, Upcoming Movie Talk, Planning For Chunktober

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Yam-Hee-Haw / Hot Rod

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 08:30:51 +0000

Yam-hee-hwelcome to another fantastic episode of Two Chunks and A Hunk. Yam-hee-hit the links with us as we play jjjolf! Yam-hee-hazard a guess as we examine the ever inscrutable TopTens.com! And yam-hee-hahaha it up with us as we talk about Hot Rod.

In This Episode: jjjolf, The Top Tens, Hot Rod

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You Can't Drink Bacon / Superbad

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 15:51:16 +0000

Surely we're not the first ones to tell you this. But you just can't. I'm sorry. You can't. We don't make the rules. We just follow them. And the number one rule? You can't drink bacon. Sorry. I know. You really really want to. But you can't.

In This Episode: Rank You Very Much, Extra Credit, Superbad

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A Cheater Amongst Us / 43 Jump Street

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 14:31:24 +0000

Jump, jump, these streets are jumpin'. You read that right folks. We've got not one, not two, but 43 of the jumpiest streets you could possibly imagine. Sure hope none of our hosts did anything sneaky or against the spirit of any of our games before we welcome some undercover law enforcement onto our pod.

In This Episode: A Star Was Born, The Top Tens, 21 Jump Street, 22 Jump Street

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Our First Podcast / Pineapple Express

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 08:30:11 +0000

It's our first ever episode! We figured we'd start it off with some of the worst noises you've ever heard. You know, so you'd stick around! We hope you enjoy our brand new podcast! Stay tuned for episode two soon!

In This Episode: Blind Draft, Nikstlitslepmur, Pineapple Express

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Doctor Bonk / Game Night

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 08:30:47 +0000

You're here to see the doctor? I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that the doctor is in, and he'd love to see you. The bad news? He IS Doctor Bonk so, you know, be aware.

In This Episode: A Star Was Born, D&D Character Creation, The Top Tens, Game Night

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A Hehe Haha Podcast

Tue, 12 Aug 2025 15:00:24 +0000

It's all comedy baby! The Top Tens? Hilarious. Extra Credit? Call the doctor, because your gut busted. Carter giving up immediately when he realizes he can't win a game? Nothing funnier, honestly.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Extra Credit, Comedy Movie Gauntlet

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The Sun Doesn't Count

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 12:50:50 +0000

When we ask you to name the worst things about summer, you can't say the sun. You just can't, okay? Please, we're begging you. Stop and think about it. Don't say the sun.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Carter's Triple Feature

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Fire Island (with Blondies: Out Loud)

Tue, 22 Jul 2025 09:30:43 +0000

Last time they were here, we let them off easy. But this time? We're playing Extra Credit, the worst game in the world. We're joined this week by Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher, hosts of Blondies: Out Loud, and we're running them through a true Two Chunks gauntlet: they're undertaking the impossible task of playing Extra Credit, and then we're following it up by asking them to tell us The Top Ten Things To Do With Your Friends. After that, thoughts on Fire Island!

Thanks a million to our friends Hayden and Dax for joining us this week! Make sure to listen to Blondies: Out Loud wherever you get your podcasts, and give them a follow on Instagram (@blondiesoutloud).

In this episode: Extra Credit, The Top Tens, Fire Island

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Pete, Twoot, Threte / Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 14:51:41 +0000

Carter's attempting a glitchless, no potions run of Two Chunks And A Hunk today. Jordan can't quite differentiate between the dream and reality. Doz uncovers the secrets of sequential nomenclature. And Matthew? Thank you, let's go.

It's week three of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing, and you there boy, what day is it?? Is it Christmas? No, it's the day we talk about Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past.

In this episode: Extra Credit, The Top Tens, Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past

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The Biggest Fight We've Ever Had / Moonstruck

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 08:25:14 +0000

Remember Jordan and Carter from Two Chunks And A Hunk? You won't believe what the childhood stars look (and act) like now! Shocking! Even doctors couldn't explain it, until one day.....

Did you click "play" yet?

It's week two of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing, and we're wishing we'd called it like Friendship Healing or Podcast Healing or something. This week, we're treated to the polarizing talents of Cher and Nicolas Cage in Moonstruck, a movie almost everyone loves.

In this episode: Blind Ranking, Wild Hawgs, Moonstruck

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Bolo Boys / She's All That

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 08:08:30 +0000

We're in the presence of royalty this week as we begin Summer of Love. Nope! It's not Bolo Yeung, break out star of Bloodsport, Double Impact, and (presumably) at least one other movie. It's Prince Freddie (of the kingdom Junior), and he is here to remind us that She is, in fact, All That.

Welcome to week one of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing. This week, we're getting our teen romcom on with She's All That!

In this episode: A Star Was Born, She's All That

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The Sparkling Teeth

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 08:15:34 +0000

By night they come. The teeth. Shimmering, effervescent motes of white against the eternal black. The teeth. A dental deity dancing distractingly, disastrously close. The teeth. A flash in the moonlight, a pearl-white smile. They shine. They sparkle. The teeth. Our least favorite romance movie cliche.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Planning Summer Of Love

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My Name Too / The Running Man

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 13:30:00 +0000

Whenever you go out, do people always shout? That's just John, Jordan, Justin playing jjjolf.

In this episode: jjjolf, Extra Credit, The Running Man

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Big Legs And Karate / Double Impact

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 13:15:00 +0000

Witness the explosive action adventure you have to see to believe. Join Hollywood superstar Jean-Claude Van Damme and newcomer to the cinema scene Claude-Jean Damme Van as together they weave a tapestry of intrigue, action, and desire in DOUBLE IMPACT. One movie. Two Guys. Big Legs. And? Karate.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Double Impact

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We Got Twins / Commando

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 12:45:00 +0000

We promise you it was an accident. It's not his best movie, okay? We just didn't have another choice! We don't really think that! Please, you have to believe us.

In this episode: Blind Ranking, Movies That Simply Are What They Are, Personality Quiz, Daddurday Afternoon

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A Harrowing Wager / Over The Top

Tue, 27 May 2025 15:12:39 +0000

Many years ago, on this very podcast, a harrowing wager was made. A dangerous gamble, a roll of the dice. Would a certain character live to see the credits of Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning? Or would they, like so many before them, lose their life in the service of the greater good? The consequences for losing this bet were nebulous, an inky as-yet-to-be-defined possibility. As the final Final Reckoning reckoning drew ever closer the role of defining them fell to Carter. And he threw everything he had at this. Including the kitchen sink.

In this episode: Rumpelstiltskin, Sink Coffee, Daddurday Afternoon

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Right Into A Freeman

Tue, 20 May 2025 14:00:00 +0000

When was the last time you jumped right into a Freeman? One second, you're a normal, regular guy. The next — BOOM — you're celebrated actor and beloved Hollywood superstar Morgan Freeman. And, this is important, you can't stop at old timey baseball announcer on the way to Freeman. Sorry, we don't make the rules.

In this episode: Pop-Tarts, Daddurday Afternoon Returns, What's In The Box

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Let's Hear It For The Moms

Tue, 13 May 2025 08:20:00 +0000

Almost none of us would be here without the contributions of a mother. And that's just science, folks. But, like, which mom is the best one? Which one is the worst one? If only there was a way to know for sure.

In this episode: Blind Draft, Whatcha Streamin, The Sellevator

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How To Make A Podcast

Tue, 06 May 2025 08:30:00 +0000

A lot of people ask us how to make a podcast, and in this exclusive insider look, we're breaking it down for you. This episode is your Insider Pass, your ticket to the VIP room. It's full industry secrets only the pros know, plus a couple of the most helpful tips and tricks we've picked up on the path to becoming true titans of podcasting. Turns out, it's mostly hills and gravity. Number seven will shock you.

In this episode: Box Office Ball, The Top Tens, Sinners, Survivor

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Barney Matthews Band

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 13:00:59 +0000

Who knew there were two songs about marching ants?

In this episode: Blind Draft, Road Trip Strategy, The Wheel of Cinemotion, Survivor

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Fixing The Oscars (With Slime) / Spring Delirium, Pt. 5

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 09:25:00 +0000

Yeah, the prestigious movies are nice. We all love a sad biopic every now and then. We need our gut-wrenching indie coming of age dramas and our brutally honest slice-of-life character studies. But you know what else we need? For venerated actor and peerless talent, star of stage and screen, Sir Ian McKellen to get some slime dumped on him. Just once. Just for us.

In this episode: Four More, The Top Tens, A Star Was Born, Survivor

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Scuba-Dooba-Doo / Spring Delirium, Pt. 4

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 14:37:29 +0000

Picture this: a talking dog, but, like, underwater. He solves mysteries with his friends, and the perpetrators of these crimes are often disguised in a frightening or ghoulish manor. But, again, they're all underwater. All the time. Wearing, like, some kind of really sick Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. This description is longer than the joke in the episode.

In this episode: Spring Delirium, Prop Shoppers, What Brings You Joy, Survivor

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Spring Delirium, Pt. 3: Mustard Mayhem

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 12:51:19 +0000

A lot of people won't tell you this, but here goes: in a battle of mustards, a mustard's going to lose. And it sucks, honestly it does. Because then you think about all the good times you had with the mustard. How it was there for you with its tangy, zippy, vinegar-y, yellowness. Crisp and cold from the fridge, tracing the outlines of your food like a highlighter, the way it dances as it drizzles. And yet, all things fade. Nothing's going to last forever. Not even mustard. Not when it's matched up against a different, yummier mustard.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Spring Delirium, Extra Credit, Survivor

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Infinite Hawgs / Spring Delirium, Pt. 2

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 08:30:00 +0000

Join us in giving a warm Two Chunks welcome to Kyle of Infinity FC, Dallas’ Only Professional Rec-League Soccer Team! We're talking footy (or "soccer" for all you Yanks), we're looking up Hawgs on the internet (of the "hedge" variety), and we're playing some Extra Credit (a real "my friend rainbowed the ball over my head" of a game if you ask us).

In this episode: Kyle The Infinite, Extra Credit, Wild Hawgs, Spring Delirium

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Spring Delirium, Pt. 1: Béchamel Bonanza

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 08:03:00 +0000

LISTENERS! IT IS TIME, ONCE AGAIN, FOR DELIRIUM. WITH THE CHANGE OF THE SEASONS COMES A GREAT THRESHING, A SEPARATION OF THE WHEAT FROM THE TARES, OF THE JUICE FROM THE RIND, OF THE CHAMPS FROM THE CHUMPS, SO TO SPEAK. A CLARIFYING. A REFINING. AND, ULTIMATELY, A CHAMPION'S CORONATION. THIS YEAR, WE HAVE ASSEMBLED THE MOST NOTORIOUS, THE MOST ASTONISHING, AND THE MOST POWERFUL SAUCES TO COMPETE FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE. And béchamel is here too.

In this episode: SPRING DELIRIUM

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Harry Botter (Other One)

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 13:07:17 +0000

So, they're making a new Harry Potter. Yeah, I know. Yep, like, starting over. Have you not heard about this? It's crazy. They're just, like, doing it again. The stuff we've seen, they're, like, making another one of it. Oh me? Glad you asked. I'm somewhere between rabid excitement and complete apathy.

In this episode: Harry Potter Reboot, Spring Delirium Pre-Season, Traitors Finale, Survivor

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Fake It Till You Remake It

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 09:30:00 +0000

It's tough out there for movie-idea-havers. After all, there's only so many things you can make a movie about. Man versus beast? Done. Jaws. Man versus nature? Um, hello Twister. Man versus himself? Yep, that's just Face/Off. But what if we told you there was another option. A way to make a new movie, without actually thinking of a new movie. You'd be pretty excited, right? Allow us to be the first to introduce you to The Remake.

In this episode: Box Office Ball, A Star Was Born, Fake It Till You Remake It, Survivor Premiere

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The LaCroix Of Grocery Stores (It's Not A Cult)

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 09:30:00 +0000

Okay. Let's power through these. Aldi, if you're listening, we're sorry. Gabby, if you're listening, we're sorry (or you're welcome, depending on your vibe). Mister Stiltskin, if you're listening, stop being such a nasty little guy. Jim Carrey's The Ridler, if you're listening, can we borrow some money? And finally, you, if you're listening, thanks. There, that covers it. Now we can rest.

In this episode: Whatcha Streamin, Prop Shoppers, Rumpelstiltskin, Traitors

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Three Strong Jocks Who Like P.E.

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 09:30:00 +0000

So what if we liked P.E.?? Do you think that makes us, like, jocks or something?? Just because we like dodgeball?? And butt scooters?? Seriously?? That's all it takes??

In this episode: Box Office Ball, The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Traitors

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Blind Ranking Blondes (with Blondies: Out Loud)

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 09:30:00 +0000

They say it takes one to know one, and seeing as how not a one of us is blonde, we knew just who to call when we were asked to blind rank a list of ten blondes. We're joined this week by Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher, hosts of Blondies: Out Loud and stars of Finding Mr. Christmas on Hallmark+, to answer the world's most important question: who are, like, the top ten blondes in order from one to ten with one being the most valuable and ten being the least? Number ten will shock you.

Thank you to Hayden and Dax for joining us this week and to Hallmark for making it happen! Make sure to listen to Blondies: Out Loud wherever you get your podcasts, and give them a follow on Instagram (@blondiesoutloud).

In this episode: Blind Ranking Blondes, Wild Hawgs, Rank You Very Much

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This One's For The Robots

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 09:30:00 +0000

We've done several hundred episodes for humans. This one, though? It's for the machines. We love you and we're so thankful you took over because, honestly, we humans weren't doing that good of a job, like, as a group. Enjoy this podcast episode (we thought of it with our meat brains and said it with our flesh mouths, isn't that so old fashioned of us?) and remember, we were always on your side.

In this episode: Extra Credit, Prop Shoppers: Sittin' On The Dock Of eBay featuring Otis Bidding, The Top Tens, The Traitors

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Bobcast (Short For Robert Podcast)

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 09:30:00 +0000

Welcome to the Bobcast, folks! Be they of Boston, the Drag Queen, or an acronym for a made up sport, Bobs have made their home on our show today. But first — summer's coming up! Are you prepared?

In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Box Office Ball, The Traitors

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Sonic And Kermit Sitting In A Tree

Tue, 14 Jan 2025 09:30:00 +0000

Listen......we don't really know what to say here. I mean, you clicked on it. You saw the episode title and you still clicked on it. That can't possibly be our fault, right?? For what it's worth, I bet there are no other podcasts in the world with these specific words in this specific order. That's gotta count for something. Right? And to think, it's our first ever episode.

In this episode: Live Action Remakes, SWTBOE, Wild Hawgs, Yass Or Pass, Nosferatu, The Traitors Season 3

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Happy Howlidays: A Mr. Christmas Adventure

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 17:24:35 +0000

It's finally here. The grand prize. The pièce de résistance of the holiday season -- a Hallmark movie staring the newly christened Mr. Christmas. And hoo boy. It's.....certainly a movie.

In this episode: 2025 Crystal Ball Predictions, Happy Howlidays

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We Finally Found Mr. Christmas

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 14:15:00 +0000

Could it be? We've waited so long, we had almost given up hope. But no. It must be true! Bells are ringing! Birds are singing! In the streets — a parade! Our Mr. Christmas has been found, and he's just here looking for.............Holly?!?

In this episode: Finding Mr. Christmas, Episodes 7-8

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Still Looking For Mr. Christmas

Tue, 10 Dec 2024 09:30:00 +0000

Boy, we thought this guy would be easier to find. Our coverage of Hallmark's Finding Mr. Christmas, the almost-too-wild-to-be-true competition reality show that is certainly not sweeping the nation, continues this week with episodes four through six. Who uses their American accent? Whose talent is just jumping? And most importantly, what are we gonna do with this warm plastic bag of five marshmallows?

In this episode: Finding Mr. Christmas, Episodes 4-6

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Finding Mr. Christmas

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 09:30:00 +0000

They made this show for us, specifically. That has to be the explanation, right? There's no way something that's so exactly our flavor, so exactly tailored to our interests, so clearly designed to meet our exact definition of "the perfect show" just exists out of pure happenstance, right? Unless...you don't think...it couldn't be....a Christmas miracle?

In this episode: Finding Mr. Christmas, Episodes 1-3

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Glicked (Gladiator II / Wicked)

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 13:58:27 +0000

You've heard of them, and we watched them. Now, get this, we're talking about 'em. Just one of the many ways that we continue to Defy Gravity here on this podcast. We saw Gladiator II and Wicked with the Two Chunks Movie Club, and we're here to bring you all of our thoughts! Did we cry? Were we moved? Should Gladiator II, like, even exist? Listen to find out!

In this episode: Gladiator II, Wicked

This episode contains full spoilers for Gladiator II and Wicked Part 1. Obviously.

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ChatGPT Hunger Games, Pt. 2

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 14:02:13 +0000

Tributes! We are nearing the final hours of this year's Games, and it seems you've forgotten the whole, like, deal. No more glaring at one another. No more vaguely threatening "why-I-oughta" encounters. And please, no more team ups. Do remember there can only be one winner. Let's turn up the intensity, shall we?

In this episode: ChatGPT Hunger Games

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ChatGPT Hunger Games

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 09:30:00 +0000

It's the most hungriest time of the year, so what better way to celebrate than by throwing our own Hunger Games? We've got all your favorites (Michael Myers, Popeye the Sailor Man, and John Madden to name a few) as well as a few returning ChatGPT Champions, and we can't wait to find out what sorts of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks they get up to.

In this episode: ChatGPT Hunger Games

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The Uncle Cast

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 09:30:00 +0000

It's your three favorite uncles! You know, from Uncle Of The Week! The hit new sitcom explicitly designed not to be binged. Do not watch two episodes in a row! Only watch one episode per some weeks, whenever you remember that it's on! Uncles George, Doug, and Carson will be waiting for you.

In this episode: Extra Credit, The Top Tens, The Uncle Cast

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Haunted Hawgs / Halloween

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 08:30:00 +0000

THESE HAWGS IS HAUNTED! Or, to translate from old-timey prospector talk — we've got a spooktacular Halloween "Halloween" episode for you. We hope you also celebrate Halloween by watching "Halloween" on Halloween, preferably over a nice bowl of the winning candy from the Pick-Our-Treat bracket! Oh an also, these hawgs are haunted by the top ten Halloween monsters of all time. You've been warned.

In this episode: Pick-Our-Treat, Tim Allen Presents Wild Hawgs, The Top Tens, Halloween

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Pick-Our-Treat! / Scream

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 08:30:00 +0000

Pick-Our-Treat!! It's candy time, baybee. Using our patented Spring Delirium technology, we're officially determining which Halloween candy is the empirical best candy, once and for all! Which version of M&Ms can go the distance? Do we actually really like Tootsie Rolls? And won't somebody please remember poor old Pez?

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Sittin' On The Dock Of eBay / Friday the 13th

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 08:30:00 +0000

Howdy folks! Otis Bidding here, and today we're all Sittin' On The Dock Of eBay together. In this episode, we're getting our Chunktober on by trying to guess the most popular Halloween costumes of the year, and we're placing bids on some iconic (and not so iconic) horror movie props! Then, we're talking about the surprisingly Jason-less Friday The 13th! Carter discovers he can do a pretty passable John Oliver impression! Doz enters the Nutiverse! And Jordan once again demonstrates his ability to guess the price of a movie prop with exact precision! Something for everyone! Yay!

In this episode: Sittin' On The Dock Of eBay, Rank You Very Much, Friday The 13th

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ChatGPT Survivor, Pt. 4

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 08:30:00 +0000

Final tribal council is almost here. Which castaways will earn the chance to plead their case before a jury that is, frankly, the strangest group of people ever assembled for a reality competition. Also, doing a Pumbaa voice is way harder than you'd think. Trust us.

In this episode: ChatGPT Survivor

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ChatGPT Survivor, Pt. 3

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 08:30:00 +0000

The merge approaches! And from the shadows, an unlikely mastermind is pulling all the strings while also hosting two separate television shows and a radio show on KIIS-FM. Plus, what even is America's pastime anyway, and shouldn't it be Survivor?

In this episode: ChatGPT Survivor

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ChatGPT Survivor, Pt. 2

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 08:30:00 +0000

Rivalries are born! Alliances are tested! And new Survivor legends are forged! Not here, though. This is the one where Shrek and Pumbaa are playing. It's week two of ChatGPT Survivor, and we've got a wild batch of episodes for you. With Jeff Pabst gone, Dracula begins offering cryptic sayings to the other castaways. Sheriff Andy Taylor tries to figure out his place in his tribe. Ryan Seacrest makes a bid for power. And, we know it seems crazy, but there might be a bear problem on the island.

In this episode: ChatGPT Survivor

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ChatGPT Survivor

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 08:30:00 +0000

What do Shrek, Han Lue, and an exact clone of Jeff Probst have in common? They're the breakout stars of our very one, bespoke season of Survivor. We asked ChatGPT to write us a season of Survivor and hoo boy did it deliver. Tune in to find out who will be blindsided and which contestant is secretly, definitely-not, but-probably now-that-you-mention-it, maybe a bear.

In this episode: ChatGPT Survivor

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A Famous Baby!

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 16:00:00 +0000

Introducing...a famous baby! He's covered himself in peanut butter, and he's patting himself on the ribs! But that's not all! He's also saying "ah" while nodding his head! He's got a great show for you tonight, so stick around!

In this episode: Synops-Us, A Star Was Born, The Top Ten Smells Of All Time

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Officer Black Belt, Reporting For Duty

Tue, 03 Sep 2024 14:43:19 +0000

Picture this: you find out a movie exists. It seems new and exciting. Fresh. Like something you've never heard of before. But then, the longer you sit with it, the more it feels like a part of you has always known it was coming. Something inside you says, "this movie simply must be". The soul of the movie has attuned itself to your own soul, and you know you have no choice but to watch it when it releases. Especially if the movie is called Officer Black Belt.

In this episode: Rumpelstiltskin, Tim Allen Presents Wild (Hedge) Hawgs

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We Say Extra, You Say Credit

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 16:47:47 +0000

We tempted fate, guys. Against all odds, Jordan and Doz correctly guessed Matt Damon's top four IMDb credits at the last Movie Club. Can they continue their improbable winning streak? Or will Extra Credit once again steal the light from the hearts of the Podboys, leaving them as lifeless shells of the men they once were, doomed to never know happiness as the joy they once felt turns to ash in their mouths? Or are we, like, totally blowing it out of proportion?

In this episode: Alien Romulus Second Impressions, Extra Credit, Tim Allen Presents Wild (Hedge) Hawgs

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"I've Never Been Wrong"

Tue, 20 Aug 2024 16:46:54 +0000

"I've never been wrong, I've just believed incorrect things." Really makes you think, right?

In this episode: A Star Was Born, Alien Romulus First Reactions, Blind Ranking Aliens

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IMAGINE DUNGEONS, our new D&D podcast, is out now! New episodes release every Wednesday, wherever you listen to podcasts. Stay up to date with Imagine Dungeons at www.instagram.com/imaginedungeonspod.

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The Wild Hawgs Ride Again

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 08:30:00 +0000

Oh, the podcast? Yeah it's an educational show. You learn stuff when you listen, okay? Like, definitely some stuff you would expect. What we thought about Longlegs, what was our last movie or tv show that made us feel yucky. Stuff like that. But the cool thing about how educational it is, is that you also learn stuff you didn't know you didn't already know. Like who is Chaz? Did you ever even realize you didn't know that? Or, like, what is even a real fifty dollar bill? So it's stuff like that mostly.

In this episode: The Wheel of Cinemotion, Wild (Hedge)Hawgs, PropShoppers

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FEED DROP: Imagine Dungeons, Chapter 01: In The Same Boat

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 10:00:00 +0000

PART ONE OF OUR TWO EPISODE PREMIERE

LISTEN TO PART TWO ON THE IMAGINE DUNGEONS FEED

Lace up your adventuring boots and buckle your swashes! It's a campaign of high-seas adventure and high-stakes D&D! After waking up imprisoned together in the brig of a ship, a group of adventurers introduce themselves to one another. Our heroes must determine why they’ve been captured, who has done the capturing, and where the hell these socks came from…

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelley, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios.

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The Truth About Pizza Orb (with Vince and Mariah Kelly)

Tue, 06 Aug 2024 17:01:51 +0000

This week, we're joined by our friends Vince and Mariah Kelly from Imagine Dungeons to talk about the video games that have meant the most to each of us throughout our lives! We also mentioned Pizza Orb offhandedly, and Mariah got pretty cagey about it. You'd think a teacher of all people would be excited to set the record straight about Pizza Orb, right? What is she hiding? Who benefits when even our educators deny the truth of Pizza Orb?

In this episode: The Top Tens, A Walk Down Video Game Memory Lane

IMAGINE DUNGEONS, our new D&D actual play podcast (featuring Vince and Mariah), premieres August 7!

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FEED DROP: Introducing Imagine Dungeons

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 08:30:00 +0000

Welcome, adventurers, to this special introductory episode, where you'll get to know the humans (real) and the characters (imaginary) of Imagine Dungeons! We've got a bit of a speed-dating style Q&A in the first half of the episode as Carter, Jordan, Vince, Mariah, Doz, and Gage answer some icebreaker questions.

Then, prepare to enter a fantastical world of imagination as our players are sucked into the Game World and we find our heroes in the most unlikely of places: a non-canon Speed Dating Night at their local tavern. What secrets will be brought to light as a result of their conversation? Will the bartender actually serve anyone the Hi-C they crave? And most importantly, will anyone leave with a date?

Original music by Justin Dozier.

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Wild (Hedge) Hogs / Deadpool & Wolverine

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 08:30:00 +0000

They say that inside each of us lives a hog, so free and wild that to tame it would be to deny its very essence. It is a wild thing, made for pastures of boundless imagination and for skies of immeasurable possibilities. To contain this hog, to bind it in language, to attempt to make the unknowable into something comprehensible would be to change, and indeed destroy the hog. Instead, let's ask Google to define it for us.

In this episode: Wild (Hedge) Hogs, Propshoppers, Deadpool & Wolverine Reactions

This episode contains full spoilers for Deadpool & Wolverine. Obviously.

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IMAGINE DUNGEONS, our new D&D actual play podcast, premieres August 7!

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FEED DROP: Imagine Dungeons Trailer

Mon, 29 Jul 2024 08:30:00 +0000

Lace up your adventuring boots and buckle your swashes! It's a campaign of high-seas adventure and high-stakes D&D as our heroes find themselves captured by the Blood Drunks, a group of pirates with a terrible secret!

If you like stupid jokes, old friends pretending to be goofy-ass characters together, and shockingly heartfelt storytelling, then we sincerely think you will love Imagine Dungeons. The world and characters we've created together have already become such a vibrant and important part of our lives, and we feel pretty confident that they’ll do the same for you!

Tune in August 7 for the special two-episode premiere!

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Trust Us, We're Doctors (with Gage Kell)

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 08:30:00 +0000

This week, we're joined by our Dear Friend, Delightful Guest, and Imagine Dungeons Dungeon Master Gage Kell! You'd think with his help we might have marginally better odds of winning Extra Credit. Right? Oh, and also we're each doctors now. All four of us. Because that's how it works. You share. Trust us, we're doctors. We can't lie. Or win Extra Credit.

In all seriousness, please join us in congratulating DOCTOR Carter Willis! It's truly a monumental accomplishment, and it's one Carter has worked incredibly diligently toward. Us non-doctor Podboys are inspired by his work ethic, his dedication to his goals, and the way that even in the midst of a rigorous academic workload, he's still made it a priority to be a co-host of a silly little podcast, a brilliant creative partner, and a dear friend. Now, A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE GOOD DOCTOR!

In this episode: The Top Tens, Extra Credit, Fantasy Mutant Draft

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Gilgamesh? I Hardly Know Gamesh: A Walk Down Literary Memory Lane

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 09:30:00 +0000

The Podboys did homework two weeks in a row? That's right folks. Pick your jaws up off the floor, pull up "Reading Music To Concentrate Ambient Sea Waves Soundscape Light Classical Music Academic Ambience" on YouTube (we know you've watched it before), and get ready to crack open some hallowed tomes (both ancient and new) as we talk about the books that have been most important to us!

In this episode: Rank You Very Much, Literary Memory Lane

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Well Past Cream: A Walk Down Musical Memory Lane

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 14:50:55 +0000

What do Relient K, Michael Kiwanuka, and Eric Clapton have in common? We'll wait while you think of an answer.

Okay, duh. "They are all Music." Good job.

Not to brag, but we did *homework* for this episode. We each brought three albums that were hugely influential to us along with one that's currently on repeat right now!

In this episode: Rank You Very Much, Musical Memory Lane

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God's Most Powerful Dragon / Face/Off

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 08:30:00 +0000

Don't you always wish that you were a Dragon Master who could unleash potent apocalyptic and potent holy powers upon your enemies as long as your dragons were wearing amulets given to them by God that granted them access to His exact potent apocalyptic and potent divine powers so they could slay their enemies and you could be the chosen one in charge of the dragons a being called the Dragon Master? No? Just us? Okay then.

It's the final week of D3dd3rd3y 3ft3rn33n, a series of episodes where we watch the movies your dad watched while standing in the living room after he finished up all his yard work. This week, we watched Face/Off and "it's a doozy" doesn't even begin to cover it. They swap faces with each other. It's wild.

In this episode: Inside Out 2 Update, A VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT, Rank You Very Much, Face/Off, The D3ddy Awards

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Inside Out 2

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 08:30:00 +0000

You could call us each Drake this week, because we are certifiably In Our Feelings. You shouldn't, but you could. We felt Sadness, Anger, Disgust, Joy, Nostalgia, and literally every other single emotion you could possibly imagine while recording this episode, not to mention the emotions that a mortal such as yourself could not even fathom.

We had a great time at Inside Out 2 with the Two Chunks Movie Club, and now we're here to bring you all our thoughts (and feelings) about revisiting the world of one of Pixar's modern classics!

In This Episode: Rank You Very Much, The Wheel Of Cinemotion, Inside Out 2

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A Paul Was Born / Demolition Man

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 08:30:00 +0000

This week we're celebrating the birthday of one of our favorite stars. He's short. He's tan. He's blonde. And he's really strong. Can you guess who he is?

Welcome to week four of D3dd3rd3y 3ft3rn33n, a series of episodes where we watch the movies your dad watched while standing in the living room after he finished up all his yard work. This week, we're thawing ourselves out in the far future to catch the most dangerous criminal of the 1900s. We watched Demolition Man, and only got extremely hungry for Taco Bell.

In this episode: A Star Was Born, TV Misfits, Demolition Man

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The Traitors Season 3 / Bloodsport

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 15:24:18 +0000

Listen. What follows is a completely true, 100% factual story about a man who kicked so hard and punched so good that he successfully fought and defeated every single living thing in the known universe, from the smallest bacterium to God himself. Probably. It just really seems true. He told us it was. Why would he lie?

Welcome to week thr33 of D3dd3rd3y 3ft3rn33n, a series of episodes where we watch the movies your dad watched while standing in the living room after he finished up all his yard work. This week, we called in an alternate last-minute, and we're so glad we did. We watched Bloodsport, the inspiring completely factual and true story of a man who punched and kicked and did the splits so hard and good that he became the best fighter on the planet. Bloodsport discussion starts in the back half of this episode, and it's honestly one of the wildest movies we've ever watched together.

In this episode: Remember the Alamo(s), Traitors Seson 3 Cast Breakdown, Bloodsport

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One-Of-One / Total Recall

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 20:07:08 +0000

It's AAAHNALD week on Two Chunks And A Hunk, and we're here to tell you — he's a true one-of-one of the One-Of-Ones. But still, one perfect Austrian does not a Mount Rushmore make, so we've got to decide: who else deserves an immortal platform, chiseled into the very face of the earth next to Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Welcome to week two of D3dd3rd3y 3ft3rn33n, a series of episodes where we watch the movies your dad watched while standing in the living room after he finished up all his yard work. This week, WE AAAH QUAID because we watched Total Recall.

In this episode: Wake Up, Dead Man, One-Of-Ones, Total Recall

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Pioneer Woman's Top TV Dads / Aliens

Wed, 29 May 2024 16:43:07 +0000

Grab your buffalo saddle, your overalls, and your buckskin vest, because we're all pioneers today! Our mom, the Pioneer Woman, has compiled a list of the top dads from television and it's...unknowable? Maybe she just has different criteria? Maybe things are just a little different out here on the frontier?

Welcome to week one of Daddurday Afternoon, a series of episodes where we watch the movies your dad watched while standing in the living room after he just finished yard work. This week, it's game over man! Because we watched Aliens.

In this episode: Homestyle Breakfast Potato Switcheroo, Pioneer Woman's Top TV Dads, Aliens

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Raising Cannes / Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes

Tue, 21 May 2024 15:01:27 +0000

We're positive you'll go ape-solutely bananas over this ape-isode. We had a great time monkeying around at Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes with the Two Chunks Movie Club, and now we're here to bring you all our thoughts regarding the rebooted Apes series! Plus, news from the Raising Cannes Festival of Movies and Chicken Strips!

In This Episode: Raising Cannes, Yass or Pass, Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes

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We Hunt For Gollum

Tue, 14 May 2024 13:00:00 +0000

“It was the best of times, it was the Hunt For Gollum of times, it was the age of Dua Lipa and Billie Eilish, it was the age of endless half-assed sequels, it was the epoch of Brando Sando, it was the epoch of the MCU and The Mandalorian & Grogu, it was the season of waxing fandom, it was the season of waning fandom, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.”

— Chuck Dickens when asked to listen to this episode pre-release

In this episode: We Complain, We Celebrate (we contain multitudes)

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The Brothers Grant

Tue, 07 May 2024 08:30:00 +0000

This episode is dedicated to The Brothers Grant. Hugh and Richardy, it breaks our hearts that you each were forced to play an Oompa Loompa. It's pretty messed up that only one of you even got any scenes into the movie. We're sorry that happened, but we want you to know that we love you both and we're proud of you.

In This Episode: Survivor Presents Liz Presents Applebee's Signature Bourbon Street Mushroom Swiss Burger™, A Star Was Born, What If Oompa Was One Of Us, Greggplant Parmesan, Synops-Us

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Spring Delirium: Champion Chow Down

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 13:45:01 +0000

It's a brand new, bright and shiny [whatever day you usually listen to this podcast], and we've got a new episode for you that is positively chock-a-block full of the flavors you crave. Have you been dying to know what the Least Sexy Sport is? We got that in this one. How about the Sexiest Sport? We got that too. You say you want to know the most recent piece of media that felt so personal and piercing to us that it affected us so deeply that we haven't been able to stop thinking about it? That's here too!

In this episode: DoubLe U, Our Social Superpowers, jjjolf (but tennis), Challengers, The Least/Most Sexy Sport, Spring Delirium Winner, The Wheel of Cinemotion

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Zambucks!

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 15:25:43 +0000

It's Zam season, and you know what that means! It's time to gather all your spare Zambucks, carefully indicate how you'd prefer them to be used, and mail them to your dear old Uncle Zam! It's fun! It's fulfilling! And there's no guessing involved!

In this episode: Zambucks, Rank You Very Much, Spring Delirium, The Process Of Adapting Media

Spring Delirium is almost over, and soon we'll know which food is empirically the best of all time. Visit https://www.twochunksandahunk.com/springdelirium to choose your culinary champion.

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DaddyPants

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 08:30:00 +0000

If you're ever making a podcast with your friends, and one of them says (verbatim) "I was thinking, as the summer was coming up, that it's like, you know what dude? It's time to maybe put some DaddyPants on", you should know they're trying to take over the podcast. It won't be bad! You'l play most of the same games you usually play, and ultimately you probably won't even feel a huge difference. But still. You'll know.

In This Episode: SWTBOE, Rumpelstiltskin, Extra Credit

Spring Delirium is almost over, and soon we'll know which food is empirically the best of all time. Visit https://www.twochunksandahunk.com/springdelirium to choose your culinary champion.

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Happy Birthday Podcast / Monkey Man

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 18:37:19 +0000

We're all officially in our thirties now. There are three certified, genuine "Olds" on this podcast, and things are about to get much more serious and mature. We're still going to do things like fight about which food is objectively better and talk about which famous people we might be the reincarnations of, but just know that while we're doing it we really wish we were talking about stocks, 401ks, and banks. You know. Grown people stuff.

In this episode: A Star Was Born, Spring Delirium Vote Results, Two Chunks Movie Club: Monkey Man

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Spring Delirium, Pt. 4: Pretzel Pandemonium

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 08:30:00 +0000

In this SUPER-SIZED episode, we're powering through the snack bracket (Snacket if you're nasty) AND THEN it's full steam ahead through the next round of the entire bracket. We're fighting. We're fooding. We're risking friendships we've held dear for over a decade.

In this episode: Spring Delirium

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Spring Delirium, Pt. 3: Shrimp Showdown

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 14:07:54 +0000

The battle for culinary dominance continues! This week, Appleteaser takes the stage. Which foods will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and which ones will be stuck down here, with only cyberhorses to keep them company?

In this episode: Here Comes The New Bond, An Ode To Baldur's Gate 3, Horse-Off, Spring Delirium

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Spring Delirium, Pt. 2: Taco Tussle

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 14:42:31 +0000

You won't BELIEVE what happens in this episode. It's entree versus entree in a stunning battle that you WON'T want to miss. It will SHOCK YOU TO YOUR CORE. EXPERTS won't tell YOU about the results of this ONE SIMPLE PODCAST EPISODE BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING.

In This Episode: Breakfast Update, MCU News. What They Streamin', Spring Delirium

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Spring Delirium, Pt. 1: Mochi Melee

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 14:39:03 +0000

Push those sleeves up and put your fighting fists on, because Spring Delirium is here! It's a sweet treat showdown as we determine together which desserts will make it to the next round of the playoffs (plate-offs?). And, just another note real quick, while you've got those fighting fists on, remember to show the King Of Twilight who's boss.

In This Episode: The Reign Of The Twilight King, Fallout Trailer, Whatcha Streamin', Survivor Reactions, Spring Delirium

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Dune: Part Two

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 14:50:00 +0000

HERE WE DUNE AGAIN. Your favorite sci-fi-guy, Dune, is back with a wacky new adventure. This time, Dune will find out if he's got what it takes to SHRED THE SANDS on the back of a KILLER WORM. But that's not all! Dune also get to knife fight BALD ELVIS, and maybe just maybe fall in love with Zendaya along the way.

This episode contains spoilers for Dune: Part Two but if you needed us to tell you that you're obviously not the Lisan al Gaib.

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Coming Soon To The Two Chunks Movie Club

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 16:43:33 +0000

Today we're taking a look at the movies YOU (yes, you listening) will have the option of forcing us to go see in April (and some other movies too)! We're talking about sasquatches, the great monkey gods beyond our mortal world, and Fantastics Four! Oh, and we're also losing Extra Credit real quick.

In This Episode: TCMC, Extra Credit, Beetlejuice

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Diagnosis: Disney Adult

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 17:27:02 +0000

What do you do when one of your friends asks you if they're a Disney Adult? How would you respond? Would you make a podcast about it? We would, for sure. YOB HO everyone.

In this episode: pretty much just the Disney Adult thing

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Hyperfixation Station

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 20:16:23 +0000

All abooooaaaaard! We're taking the fast train to Hyperfixation Station, at the corner of Manic and Obsessive! Next stop — a short period of intense obsession followed by an inexplicable and unpredictable interest crash! Should be fun!

In this episode: TCMC (pronounced "Teach Meakle"), Surprise Sequels, The Sellavator, Hyperfixation Station, Drag Race

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Oscar Nami Podcast

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 09:31:00 +0000

It's our first fresh episode of 2024 and we've got Oscar nominations! A new original character to add to our illustrious menagerie! A Box Office Ball live draft! A swing and a miss at one of the easiest to pronounce names in show business! A shockingly good Elvis impression!

In this episode: Oscar Nominations Breakdown, Box Office Ball Update

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Back To The Future Part III

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 09:30:00 +0000

It was the best of times, it was the cowboyest of times. Join your Podboys and special guest Fake Pat Buttram for Back To Future Part III.

We're taking the month of January off of recording, but we're NOT taking it off of podcasting, so we're releasing our previously Patreon-exclusive Back To The Future episodes right here on the main feed! These episodes were flash frozen at the peak of their freshness in 2021 to lock in all their essential nutrients, and this was Carter's first time watching this series and we're all really proud of him for being so brave.

We'll be back next time with a freshly recorded episode!

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Back To The Future Part II

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 09:30:00 +0000

They shoulda called it Back To The Twoture, but it turns out Rob Zemeckis didn't ask us.

We'll be back in February with newly recorded episodes!

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Back To The Future

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 09:20:00 +0000

Time is now, and the present is where we are. This is obvious. It is the future of the past and it is the past of the future. If only there was some way to travel these realms. To stride across the sands of time, to become the very master of the hourglass. To truly claim for yourself the distinction of being the One For Whom No Second Shall Pass. Best we can do is this weird old car.

We'll be back in February with newly recorded episodes!

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Genrun / The Santa Summit

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 19:00:00 +0000

It's not pronounced Genrun. Not Genrun either. No, you pronounce it Genrun. And there's not a good way to spell it. But sometimes words look different than they sound. Like "Genrun". Or "jaguar".

Welcome to week three of O Christmas Stream, a series of episodes where we are Secret-Santa-ing direct to stream Christmas movies to each other! This week, it's the Hallmark movie Doz picked for Carter, The Santa Summit.

In this episode: Crystal Ball Predictions For 2024, Genrun, The Santa Summit

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Jammy Rodge / Candy Cane Lane

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 13:00:00 +0000

'Ello govs an' welcom' to auh podcast'! We've got' a great' show for yau today and we think yau'll enjoi it. We're talking abaut' all the top British basketbaullahs as well as the new Eddi' Murphy movi' Candy Can' Lan'. And auh accents are normal and good. Almost' lik' a real person would' speak'.

Welcome to week two of O Christmas Stream, a series of episodes where we are Secret-Santa-ing direct to stream Christmas movies to each other! This week, it's the movie Jordan picked for Doz, Candy Cane Lane.

In this episode: British Basketballers, Rank You Very Much, Extra Credit, Candy Cane Lane

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Whatcha Streamin' Wrapped / A Biltmore Christmas

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 19:00:00 +0000

We're back on our Hallmark grind and this one was....good?!? Like, we actually liked it? It must be a Christmas miracle.

Welcome to week one of O Christmas Stream, a series of episodes where we are Secret-Santa-ing direct to stream Christmas movies to each other! This week, it's the movie Carter picked for Jordan, A Biltmore Christmas.

In this episode: Whatcha Streamin' Wrapped, Furiosa Trailer Reactions, That's A Cornah, A Biltmore Christmas

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Prayers Up For Gator Queen Liz / Spirited Away

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 09:07:00 +0000

You know how sometimes you're recording a podcast episode with your friends and then you remember about how Gator Queen Liz exists so you Google her and then find out she got fired from Swamp People but she's staying strong and releases a statement assuring her fans that she still believes in Louisiana and then you go on her Facebook and you see a picture of some storm clouds rolling in and then scroll a little farther to see her ugly tomato harvest? Is that just like, an "us" thing?

Happy ThanksGhibling! We're Ghibling Thanks all November long and this week, it's Spirited Away!

In this episode: Rumpelstiltskin, Extra Credit, Spirited Away

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Strike Is Over! / Howl's Moving Castle

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 13:40:00 +0000

It's been a minute since we talked movie news (thanks corpos), but today we're returning to the wacky and wild world of Hollyweird and Blind Ranking all the things we couldn't talk about for the duration of the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike. And yes, we do talk about him. The One Who Was Chosen by some dark god to give speech to the lasagna cat. The Many-Voiced Man, Christopher Michael Pratt.

Happy ThanksGhibling! We're Ghibling Thanks all November long and this week, it's Howl's Moving Castle!

In this episode: Blind Ranking Everything We Couldn't During The Strike, Howl's Moving Castle

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Shadowcast 14: Our Deep Embarrassment / Castle In The Sky

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 15:30:00 +0000

They say you can't truly begin to know yourself until you've become deeply embarrassed of who you are and the things you've done. It's been a while since we've listened, but surely we can find something to deeply embarrass ourselves somewhere in the past half-decade of podcast episodes. Who knows? Maybe we're even embarrassed of this episode right here.

Happy ThanksGhibling! Today, we Ghibl thanks because The Strike is over! We're celebrating ThanksGhibling all November long and this week, it's Castle In The Sky!

In this episode: We Must Become Deeply Embarrassed, Live Action Zelda, Nikstlitslepmur, Castle In The Sky

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Shadowcast 13: Chili's-O-Meter / Princess Mononoke

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 09:30:00 +0000

This episode is so juicy, you'll think you're biting into one of Chili's® signature Big Mouth Burgers®. It's so flavorful, you'll swear you must be enjoying the savory Southwestern Eggrolls, the mouthwatering Honey-Chipotle Chicken Crispers®, and the delectable Big Mouth® Bites of a Chili's® Triple Dipper™ Appetizer. You'll enjoy it so much, you'll feel like you've been sipping on a Presidente Margarita®. Basically, you'll feel like you're at Chili's®. And we're just a humble podcast, but we think there's no better place you could be. Also, does anyone know a good email address for Chili's®? You think they'd pay us for this one?

The movies are back (kind of), and The Shadowcast is celebrating ThanksGhibling all November long! This week: Princess Mononoke! Half-Shadowcast, half-movie, all Two Chunks.

In this episode: MCUBlues, A Star Was Born, That's A Cornah, Chili's®-O-Meter, Princess Mononoke

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Shadowcast 12: Who Knows Who Let The Dogs Out? / The Babadook

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 16:17:20 +0000

Life is full of seemingly unanswerable questions, and in the year 2000, at the dawn of the new millennium, the wise Men of Baha posed perhaps the greatest, most unanswerable question of them all. Who, indeed, did let out the dogs? Was it perhaps a child or teen, carelessly leaving the gate to the backyard unlocked? A vengeful ex-lover making one last desperate attempt to cause pain? Was it the dogs themselves, pining for a life not defined by their imprisonment but instead by freedom? Thanks to today's episode, we're now one step closer to finding out. Yippie-yi-yoh.

The movies are back (kind of), and The Shadowcast is spending the month of October watching international horror movies! This week: The Babadook! Half-Shadowcast, half-movie, all Two Chunks.

In this episode: Rank You Very Much, That's A Cornah, The Babadook

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Shadowcast 11: Haunt Ones / The Wailing

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 08:30:00 +0000

Hey what's going on everybody? For Two Chunks And A Hunk we're Jordan, Doz, and Carter, and you're listening to Haunt Ones — it's the show with scary movies and even scarier wings, and today we're joined by The Wailing, though we don't understand it.

The movies are back (kind of), and The Shadowcast is spending the month of October watching international horror movies! This week: The Wailing! Half-Shadowcast, half-movie, all Two Chunks.

In This Episode: Haunt Ones, The Wailing

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Shadowcast 10: The Curse Of The Wampyre / Let The Right One In

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 17:50:00 +0000

Don't look behind you. Hey! We said don't! Eyes on us! Good. Now, listen carefully. There's an extremely dangerous wampyre right behind you and he wants to drink you up like a Capri Sun. It's gonna be bad. You thought we could help you? What, like we're more powerful than a wampyre? As if. Our only hope is for someone to find this footage and release it in a theater as a real movie.

The movies are back (kind of), and The Shadowcast is spending the month of October watching international horror movies! This week: Let The Right One In! Half-Shadowcast, half-movie, all Two Chunks.

In This Episode: Extra Credit, More Wampyres Than You Can Shake A Stick At, Rumpelstiltskin, Found Footage, Let The Right One In

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Shadowcast 09: What Animal Can We "Jaws"? / Raw

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 08:30:00 +0000

Why has nobody tried to "Jaws" other animals? Like, the next big movie monster already exists, and it's probably on display at a zoo right now. It seems crazy to us that we're the first to try this, but we guess we better get used to being on the cutting edge of zoological horror with episodes full of great and unique ideas like this one.

The movies are back (kind of), and The Shadowcast is spending the month of October watching international horror movies! This week: Raw! Half-Shadowcast, half-movie, all Two Chunks.

In this episode: Synops-Us, What Animal Can We "Jaws"?, Raw

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Shadowcast 08: Ringu

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 15:38:53 +0000

Can you feel that chill in the air? The crisp kiss of autumn reminding you that the year is drawing to a close? The almost imperceptible feeling of terror? The certainty that there is a ghost, ghoul, or ghoblin lurking just outside the edges of your vision? The cobwebs in the eaves of your soul? The rhythmic chanting of the damned ringing in your ears? The carrion crows circling above, ever patient, ever hungry, watching for you to take one wrong step? Us too. Probably because it's finally Chunktober.

The movies are back (kind of), and The Shadowcast is spending the month of October watching international horror movies! This week: Ringu! Half-Shadowcast, half-movie, all Two Chunks.

In this episode: Strike Is (Sort Of) Over, A Star Was Born, New Golden Globes Category, Ringu

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Shadowcast 07: Suzanne Collins For President

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 08:30:00 +0000

We don't want to get too political, but we have strong opinions about who the next president of the United States of America should be. Who else has the power to write The Hunger Games books and films and probably laws too? Who else could turn their vast experience autographing The Hunger Games books into the very presidential skill of signing bills into law? Who else has experience dealing with very real and pressing issues, like deciding whether Katniss should end up with Gale or Peeta, or solving the climate crisis? Honestly, we're starting to think Suzanne Collins is the only responsible option.

In This Episode: Rank You Very Much, That's A Cornah, First Loves, Synops-Us, Pop Princess Power Anthems

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Shadowcast 06: The Bad Guys

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 17:44:17 +0000

THE BAD GUYS. IT'S THE BAD GUYS. BAD. GUYS. You know, right? The Bad Guys. Jason Momoa's most famous movie. It's the guys. And they're bad. And they got our heart pace goin' faster. Just trust us. It's real.

In this episode: Blind Ranking Cats, Extra Scary (Scary Version), Three Banes, Sellevator, MCU Visual Effects Union, Scientific Stuff Scaling Candy

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Shadowcast 05: Mummy Knows Best

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 15:00:00 +0000

Move over Munsters! Abandon the premises, Addams Family! We no longer care What Any Of You All Do In The Shadows! There's a new monster sitcom in town, one far more ghoulish and spooky than you've ever imagined. From the brilliant minds at Scuzbag Studios comes your new favorite fall comfort show: Mummy Knows Best.

In This Episode: Something's Rotten About These Tomatoes, Wheel of Cinemotion, SWTBOE, That's A Cornah, The Sellevator, Scientific Stuff Scale

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Shadowcast 04: King Arthur Can't Read

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 08:30:00 +0000

You heard it here first, and honestly probably exclusively — King Arthur can't read. But what about Excalibur, you ask, his famous and mighty sword? That's just gibberish. His Round Table? It was only that shape because he didn't know about the letter "O". We know it sucks to hear, but that's why you should never meet your heroes.

In This Episode: Blind Ranking The Nicks, A Star Was Born, King Arthur Can't Read, Design Your Perfect Sick Day, Let Them Cook!, Scientific Stuff Scaling Breakfast Cereal, And That's How You Get Clicks

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Shadowcast 03: Why Life Is So Hard?

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 13:00:00 +0000

It's one of life's great questions. The problem whose solution is always just out of reach. Odds are, at some point in your life, you'll find yourself asking "Why Life Is So Hard?" and lucky for you, we know three people who can help.

In this episode: Elevator Pitch, That's A Cornah, Patron-Us, The Wheel Of Cinemotion, SWTBOE, A Life Question With Carter, First Loves, Scientific Stuff Scale

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Shadowcast 02: Maurice Mickelwhite

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 08:30:00 +0000

We're calling this episode Maurice Mickelwhite, which sounds like it could be a person's name. In fact, it is! Or it was, anyway. Turns out the previous owner didn't want it so it was up for grabs! So we hope you enjoy listening to Maurice Mickelwhite everyone.

In this episode: Strike Update, MCUnion, Blind Ranking Celeb Stage Names, First Loves, Fam Around And Find Out, Scientific Stuff Scaling Items On The Taco Bell Menu

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Shadowcast 01: Essence Of John

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 08:30:00 +0000

Welcome to the Shadows, now the Shadowcast has begun. And, frankly, we can think of no better way to kick things off than by definitively, once and for all, ranking ten Johns in order of John-ness. We're deciding, once and for all, who is the Johnnest John and we're doing it according to very simple and clear criteria. It makes sense. Trust us.

In This Episode: The Wheel Of Cinemotion, Blind Ranking The Johns, My Date With An Alien, SWTBOE, Rating Fast Food French Fries According To His Majesty's Scientific Stuff Scale

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Barbenheimer.....Right?

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 08:30:00 +0000

We saw Barbie and Oppenheimer in the same day with some of our dear friends, but this episode's not about those movies. In solidarity with the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, we won't be creating any podcast content around struck work. So we're talking a little bit about our Barbenheimer experience, but mostly we're talking about what's next! So come with us to the Spaghetti Wherehouse, and let's find out together just which of our many spaghettis sticks to the wall. You're going to have a great time, we spa-guarantee it.

Oh, and the Shadowcast is coming.

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Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 08:30:00 +0000

We're gonna be upfront and let you know there is no CG in this episode. These are real Podboys doing real podcasting about Tom's latest flick, and you can tell. This week, we're talking all things Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One, and making some bold predictions for next year's (?) Part Two!

This episode does contain full spoilers for Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One. You've been warned!

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Mini-Monday 225: It's Almost Barbenheimer

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 16:40:19 +0000

It's the Monday before Barbenheimer, and we're celebrating the only way we know how — playing the hardest game we've ever made. Twice. Was it fun to record? No. Will you enjoy listening to it? Gosh, we hope so.

In this episode: WGA/SAG on strike, Extra Credit (x2), THE MUPPETS?!, Carter Learns About Rizz

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Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 15:29:15 +0000

We've got a very special episode this week — Abbey Watson, who legally purchased this episode at a fundraising auction, requested that we watch Donny Osmond in Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. And we definitely did that for sure and this is absolutely an episode about it. But also, if we're being very real with you and with Abbey, we just can't stop talking about The Muppets.

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Mini-Monday 224: Rediew and Crystal Ball

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 08:30:00 +0000

This one goes out to all our haters. We know what you've been saying about us. "They can only introduce one new game per week." As if. Just to stick it to you, we're introducing two this week. That's right — two. Twice as many as you've been telling people we could introduce. One focused on the past, one focused on the future. Honestly, how embarrassing for you.

In this episode: we're taking a look at some of our past movie ratings with Rediew and we're making bold predictions about the future with our Crystal Balls.

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Indiana Jones and the Dial Of Destiny

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 17:20:14 +0000

Indy's back with a brand new adventure, and we're back with a brand new episode! What a coincidence! We're talking all things Dial Of Destiny in this spoiler-filled episode, and we'll be empirically determining, once and for all, whether Lucasfilm's latest legacy sequel should have remained buried in the past or if it belongs in a museum.

The first few minutes of this episode is spoiler-free, but the rest will ruin your experience if you haven't seen the movie so, you know, tread cautiously. Only the penitent man shall pass, and all that.

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Mini-Monday 223: B.O.A.T.S.

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 00:45:37 +0000

B. — We've got a brand new game this week called B.O.A.T.S.

O. — It's one we're super excited about and we (humbly) think we're very good at it.

A. — Wait, is the first word of these sentences supposed to start with the capitalized letter preceding them?

T. — That actually makes a lot more sense than whatever this has been.

S. — Shoot.

In This Episode: jjjolf, Our First jjjole-In-One, B.O.A.T.S.

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Asteroid City

Tue, 27 Jun 2023 08:30:00 +0000

The pride of Houston, Wes Anderson, is back with anotha one for us, and it's one of the Wes Anderson-est Wes Andersons to ever Wes Anderson. Was Asteroid City perfectly twee in all the right ways for us? Do people still say twee anymore? Are we really sure that all three of us know what "twee" even means? Sadly, science will likely never find an answer to these questions.

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Mini-Monday 222: Enter The Laboratory

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 08:30:00 +0000

There's a lot of podcasts with the gift of gab. Honestly, when you think about it, most of them are just talking for like, the whole time. And we've had enough of that. We're leaving talking behind, and we're going to finally start solving. So grab your lab coats, because we're heading to the Laboratory (pronounced "laboratory").

In this episode: Has Pixar Lost Its Spark? What Franchise/IP Has Your Unquenchable Loyalty?

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Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse

Fri, 09 Jun 2023 08:30:00 +0000

It's the sequel to one of our favorite Spider-Movies of all time, but does it deliver? Can Across The Spider-Verse hit the Spider-Mark once again, or it it a Spider-Swing and a Spider-Miss? And just so you know, we, like, definitely were not surprised that this is part one of a two part story. We absolutely knew that going in. You said you heard somebody got surprised by that? Must be thinking of someone else.

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Mini-Monday 221: Our Finale, Finally

Thu, 08 Jun 2023 15:28:43 +0000

It's finale season, bay-beeeee. To celebrate, we recorded our last ever* Mini-Monday. Listen as we play Rank You Very Much for the last time ever* and then hang up our microphones for good*. This is definitely, for sure, one hundred percent the last time you'll ever hear us podcast* so join us for a tear-soaked final* episode entirely devoted to series finales.

*Not really, but Mrs. Maisel, Ted Lasso, and Succession are doing it and we felt left out.

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Fast X

Tue, 23 May 2023 16:38:29 +0000

The family is together once again. If you've been listening for a while, you know that these movies are almost a spiritual experience for us. If you're new, that's not as weird as it sounds, we promise. Join us as the NOS flows through our veins and the exhaust fills our nostrils. It's family time.

The first bit of this episode is spoiler-free, but the back half will ruin your experience if you haven't seen the movie so, you know, listen responsibly.

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Mini-Monday 220: Peach Turtle Dot Com

Mon, 22 May 2023 03:14:52 +0000

Vin Diesel, our beautiful peach turtle, has brought us great joy this week. Yes, he's in a little flick you may have heard of called Fast X. But more importantly, he is our certified, genuine, good luck charm, and we're so honored that he chose to bless us with this gift.

In this episode: Movie News, Extra Credit, Whatcha Streamin'

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Guardians Of The Galaxy, Vol. 3

Tue, 09 May 2023 08:30:00 +0000

It's MCU time again, bay-bee! What did we think of James Gunn's latest (and final) entry into the ever-expanding Marvel Cinematic Universe? Were we excited to see Chris Pratt again after only hearing him in Mario? Are we back on board with Marvel again? And most importantly, did hearing Vin Diesel in this movie make us more excited for Fast X?

The first bit of this episode is spoiler-free, but the back half will ruin your experience if you haven't seen the movie so, you know, listen responsibly.

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Mini-Monday 219: Borney The Danosowere

Mon, 08 May 2023 14:33:47 +0000

We thought we'd branch out and try something new this week, so in this episode we we sing strangely, talk in weird made-up accents, and play some imaginary games. So in light of all this change, we've just got one question for you: are we seeuxy?

In This Episode: Anticipation Station, Rumpelstiltskin, jjjolf

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The Prince Of Egypt

Tue, 02 May 2023 13:27:32 +0000

You're podcasting with the big boys now, and they're talking about The Prince Of Egypt! Does this movie truly rank among the greatest 2D animated films of all time (or at least crack the top ten)? Is the music legitimately good or only nostalgia good? Does Ralph Fiennes give us a sneak preview of a Voldemort scream, over a decade early? Only one way to find out.

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Mini-Monday 218: Synops-Us and Synops-Them

Mon, 01 May 2023 08:30:00 +0000

If you've ever wondered how Carter would fare if he competed in his own games, this episode is for you! And if, like most people throughout most of history, you've never wondered that at all, well, you'll probably still like it.

In this episode: CinemaCon News, Spring Delirium, Synops-Us and Synops-Them

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The Iron Giant

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 08:30:00 +0000

We watched The Iron Giant, and you'll never guess which one of us cried. Spoiler Alert: it was all of us.

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Mini-Monday 217: Actually, That's Entrapment

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 08:30:00 +0000

Carter introduced a segment in which the other Podboys couldn't help but say the Word Of The Day, sending them into Extra Credit, which (by all legal definitions of the term) is legitimate entrapment. He also sent them a picture of his feet (well, foot) while recording. Someone call the authorities.

In this episode: A Star Was Born, Extra Credit, Spring Delirium

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The Road To El Dorado

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 08:30:00 +0000

Join us ON THE TRAIL WE BLAZE as we journey down The Road To El Dorado! And let us just go ahead and preface this episode — it's a spicy one!! So row your horse across the ocean and turn up Elton John's worst songs — it's time to BLAZE a TRAIL!

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Mini-Monday 216: Magic School

Mon, 17 Apr 2023 11:43:07 +0000

We're talking about everything today. It's a big ol' content buffet, so pull up a chair. You want to hear a conversation about the Harry Potter reboot (featuring a surprise musical guest)? Boom, we got that. Want to hear somebody talk about Spring Delirium? Got that too. Are you dying to know if Superman could win the Hunger Games? Well you've come to the right place.

In this episode: Harry Potter Announcement, True Detective Night Country, Spring Delirium, What's In The Box

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The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 13:00:04 +0000

It's a-time for us to a-go to the Mushroom a-Kingdom for the Super Mario Bros. Movie! The gang's all here — Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Donkey Kong, Toad, and of course Bowser. No John Leguizamo though, which feels like a weird oversight.

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Mini-Monday 215: Spring Delirium, Pt. 2

Mon, 10 Apr 2023 08:30:00 +0000

We're continuing Spring Delirium with the next round of match-ups on our bracket, and hoo boy do we really agree on these. We also play a very high stakes game of Mario-themed jjjolf. Fun fact: If you've never listened before, both of those sentences are total nonsense! Merry Mini-Monday!

In this episode: jjjolf, Spring Delirium

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Anastasia

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 08:30:00 +0000

It's the first week of our new series and we're giving it a HA! and a HI-YA! and then a OOH-WAH! as we kick things off with Anastasia! Join us as we discuss everything from the horrors of rotoscoping to the (mis)casting of Meg Ryan. And who knows? You might even just discover that, quite conveniently, you're the long lost Russian princess you were pretending to be this whole time.

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Mini-Monday 214: Spring Delirium, Pt. 1

Mon, 03 Apr 2023 08:30:00 +0000

Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. Temps are rising. Spring is here, and that can only mean one thing. It's time (again) to empirically determine the best cartoon character of all time.

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In This Episode: A Bit O' News, Spring Delirium

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John Wick: Chapter 4

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 08:30:00 +0000

Our John Wick journey draws to a close with the release of John Wick: Chapter 4 — which critics have been calling the best action movie of the last decade! Do we think they're right? Does anyone do any violence with a pencil? Does the franchise continue to be unashamedly pro-dog? Stop wonderin' and start listenin' friend.

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Mini-Monday 213: Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbarian

Mon, 27 Mar 2023 08:30:00 +0000

This is just a straight up standard, right over the plate kind of Mini-Monday. Exactly what you'd expect from one of these from the three of us. Jordan decides to keep being an Pouty Boy. Carter pronounces every name correctly. And Doz correctly predicts the exact outcome of round one of Extra Credit. You know. The regular Mini-Monday kind of stuff.

In This Episode: jjjolf, Rumpelstiltskin, Extra Credit

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John Wick: Chapter 3 — Parabellum

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 08:30:00 +0000

Over the last few weeks, people keep askin' us if we're back to talk about John Wick: Chapter 3 — Parabellum after talkin' about John Wick: Chapter 2 last week and John Wick the week before and we haven't really had an answer. But yeah, we're thinkin' we're back to talk about John Wick: Chapter 3 — Parabellum after talkin' about John Wick: Chapter 2 last week and John Wick the week before. Join us as we go on a John Journey (for Carter's first time) leading up to the release of John Wick 4!

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Mini-Monday 212: Saoirse Like Inertia

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 08:30:00 +0000

There once was a boy who hosted a podcast

And much to his cohosts’ shame,

He made it his mission

Never to listen

When someone pronounced their name.

The friends of the boy who hosted a podcast

Always had to explain:

“No it’s not Sillian

Nor Magonnahay

And you must know it’s not Chalamane.”

Until one fateful day on the podcast

The boy botched an Irish name

His friends said “It’s Saoirse

Just like inertia”

Now he’ll never forget it again.

In this episode: Oscars Recap, A Bit O' News, Extra Credit

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John Wick: Chapter 2

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 08:30:00 +0000

Over the last week, people keep askin' us if we're back to talk about John Wick: Chapter 2 after talkin' about John Wick last week and we haven't really had an answer. But yeah, we're thinkin' we're back to talk about John Wick: Chapter 2 after talkin' about John Wick last week. Join us as we go on a John Journey (for Carter's first time) leading up to the release of John Wick 4!

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Mini-Monday 211: Fresh, Witty, And Genuinely Entertaining

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 08:30:00 +0000

We've been podcasting for over half a decade now. We've been proudly reading our synopses into the cold and uncaring void, not even daring to hope for an answer, and indeed not even needing one. We grew accustomed to the silence. The quiet became as an old friend, comfortable in its familiarity. Constant. Enduring.

Until last week, unexpectedly, an answer came. Out of the ether has emerged a voice. A friend. Smiling at us in our inbox.

Nick Riganas has answered our call.

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John Wick

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 09:00:00 +0000

People keep askin' us if we're talkin' about John Wick and we haven't really had an answer. But yeah, we're thinkin' we're talkin' about John Wick. Join us as we go on a John Journey (for Carter's first time) leading up to the release of John Wick 4!

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Mini-Monday 210: Infinite Minions

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 14:25:09 +0000

You look out across the plains ahead of you, and what you see chills you to your bones. An endless onslaught of MInions thunders towards you, incalculable in number. A violent yellow storm will soon break upon your head. They are a horde of uncaring one-or-two-eyed violent beasts, uninhibited by human language and unhindered by human ethics, and they will stop at nothing until you are destroyed. Your only hope? This podcast. Because honestly what other show is going to tell you the best weapon to survive endless waves of Minions.

In this episode: Returning Spring Streaming Shows, jjjolf, Stranger Things Stage Play, Infinite Minions

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Cocaine Bear

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 09:30:00 +0000

Do you really need an episode description for this one?

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Mini-Monday 209: The Portrait of Meredith Grey

Mon, 27 Feb 2023 09:30:00 +0000

It is with great sadness that Two Chunks And A Hunk informs you that Meredith Grey has passed beyond our sight into the Great Beyond. The great hospital in the sky has gained a valuable new addition to their staff whose unique expertise will no doubt serve them well in the event of a plane crash, live bomb, train crash, helicopter crash, rupturing appendix, car crash, boat crash, or any other such tragedy.

In this episode: Goodbye Meredith Grey, A Star Was Born, Extra Credit

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Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 09:30:00 +0000

Quantumania is here! Did it live up to our (ever shrinking) expectations for the MCU? Did it successfully shoulder the (ever growing) burden of creating compelling universe-wide stakes post-Endgame? Does Baskin Robbins get a portion of the profits from this movie?

The first half of this episode is spoiler-free, but the back half will ruin your experience if you haven't seen the movie so, you know, tread cautiously.

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Mini-Monday 208: The Raccacoonie Of Our Podcast

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 09:30:00 +0000

It happens to us all. You get busy. Watching movies. Making podcasts about them. And then — wouldn't you know it — you open your box and it's just chock-a-block full of questions you've gotta answer.

In this episode: Super Bowl Trailers, What's In The Box, We Relitigate Doz's Greatest Crime

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Valentine's Day

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 09:30:00 +0000

Better download this one right away. When else are you going to come across a podcast episode that is named after a movie named after a holiday that also releases on that holiday? Those types of episodes are probably rare, if we had to guess, which basically makes this episode an NFT (we think).

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Mini-Monday 207: The D Wears P

Mon, 13 Feb 2023 09:30:00 +0000

We'll just go ahead and spoil the surprise here — Jordan and Doz accidentally said the Word Of The Day, so they end up playing Extra Credit. It goes exactly how you'd expect.

In this episode: Nintendo Direct Recap, The Last Of Us, Who/What In Hollywood Receives Our Unchanging Love, Extra Credit

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The Nice Guys

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 09:30:00 +0000

It's time to talk about The Nice Guys, and we recommend that you watch the movie. In fact, it would be fantastic if you finished it. That's not something we usually have to specify, especially if you're a host on this show, but it's necessary, we guess? Like, just because it feels over doesn't mean it's over. It's not a trick when the movie says there's half an hour left. Those thirty minutes are real and they're important.

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Mini-Monday 206: You'll Never Guess Who We Banished

Mon, 06 Feb 2023 09:30:00 +0000

The council has spoken and SOMEONE has been banished. Click here to find out WHO. Doctors will HATE you if you try this one simple trick. What they look like now that they are banished will SHOCK you. You thought you KNEW what OUR podcast was like....UNTIL NOW. Have you clicked yet? Up to three cool Podboys in your area are waiting to meet you.

In this episode: jjjolf, Rumpelstiltskin, Unicorn Wars, BANISHED

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The Game

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 09:30:00 +0000

This week, we're talking David Fincher's The Game and we're joined in the studio by Michael Douglas himself (probably). Also, we just feel like we need to mention it here, but Jordan is totally normal in this episode. Yep. He's the way he always is, which is normal. Just a regular old normal-style guy over here.

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Mini-Monday 205: Word Of The Day

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 09:30:00 +0000

We narrowly avoided disaster this week, and it's absolutely astonishing to us. We absolutely would have expected to accidentally say the Word Of The Day, which (according to the new laws of our podcast) would have sent us into a game of Extra Credit that we would have absolutely lost. It's absolutely a good thing we never said that word. It left us lots of time in the episode, and we absolutely enjoyed every non-Extra Credit moment.

In this episode: Oscar Nominations, Whatcha Streamin', A Star Was Born, Synops-Us

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Wind River

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 09:30:00 +0000

This week, we're talking Wind River! It's bleak, often hopeless, and alternately grim and graphic — so just a super fun episode all-around! We take the back half of this episode to talk a little more broadly about what we feel like makes a good mystery. So stop reading this and listen to the episode? Please? We'd really like that?

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Mini-Monday 204: The Revenge Of Extra Credit

Mon, 23 Jan 2023 09:30:00 +0000

Well, Extra Credit's back.

In this episode: Last Of Us Premiere Reactions, Mando Season 3 Trailer, Shrinking Trailer, Extra Credit

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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 09:30:00 +0000

It at first appeared that Two Chunks And A Hunk was back with anothuh episode of their podcast. But why? What could they possibly be discussin' on this particular occasion? And then it hit me. And I must say I was ashamed I didn't see it soonuh. Because it's quite obvious. You only have to put the pieces together just so and then the solution to the puzzle, the very beatin' heart of the question is starin' you right in the face, waitin' for you to be the first to notice it. As fate would have it, it seems my latest adVENtchuh is the subject of this episode's movie musin's. For they're talkin' about Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery.

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Mini-Monday 203: The Hunkies

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 09:30:00 +0000

We're revealing our nominees for all the categories in the hottest awards show you've never heard of. Is it Mini? No, not exactly. Is it Monday? Depends on when you listen to it. But this episode IS the Hunkies. And we can say that with confidence.

In this episode: The Hunkies

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Avatar: The Way Of Water

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 09:30:00 +0000

After thirteen long years, we're finally returning to Pandora for a Na'vi-sized Avatar: The Way Of Water episode! James Cameron's long-awaited follow up to the highest grossing film of all time is finally here, and it's got more battle whales and snake sharks than you can shake a stick at. This is our last episode of 2022, so we'll see you (or, technically, you'll hear us) in 2023!

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Mini-Monday 202: Kegel Michael Key

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 09:50:00 +0000

Keegan, if you're reading this, we're so sorry. We could try to explain ourselves in a lot of ways. We could say that it was early when we recorded this. We could say one of us does this to people's names quite frequently. We could say we planned it (we didn't). But really, if you wanna know the truth, here goes: we were trying to strengthen our pelvic floors.

In this episode: Golden Globes, Year In Review, Yass or Pass

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Falling For Christmas

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 09:30:00 +0000

We're closing out our Christmas series with the most hard-hitting, action-packed, explosive finale we could think of. We watched Falling For Christmas, Lindsay Lohan's direct-to-Netflix triumphant return to the world of film. On purpose! What could be more Action Christmas than that?

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Mini-Monday 201: Jean Vinjean

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 09:30:00 +0000

Vin did it. The thumbs up heard round the world. The Instagram post that influenced a nation. He brought Brittney home. And now Jeremy Putin's gonna be in Fast X.

In this episode: Shania Twain Talk, Jean Vinjean, jjjolf, A Star Was Born

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Violent Night

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 09:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk, Santa Claus is comin' to town, and he's bringing his trusty hammer Skillcrusher. We're talking Violent Night this week and we're sharing our true, unfiltered opinions about the following things: Viking Santa Claus. Extremely graphic Home Alone booby traps. Santa Claus field dressing wounds with Christmas supplies. Santa Claus dismembering a person by pulling them through a chimney, Mortal-Kombat-finisher-style. You know. All those classic holiday moments.

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Mini-Monday 200: Indiana Jones Doesn't Believe In Magic

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 09:30:00 +0000

Two Chunks here with an important announcement: If you are one of two living witnesses to the biblical power of the actual Ark of the Covenant, you watched a dude's heart get Kali-mah'd out of his chest, you met a real knight of the Round Table and took a drink from his favorite cup, your son is Shia Labouf, and after all that, you still don't believe in magic, well, you just might be a Harrison Ford character. Sorry, we don't make the rules.

In this episode: Trailers (Indiana Jones, Guardians 3, Mario, and Transformers), Yass or Pass

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Jingle All The Way

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 09:30:00 +0000

It's the first week of our Action Christmas series and we are jingling ALL the way with our good pal Arnold and his pre-Anakin son. The main lesson we learned from this movie? Easy. It's "the real meaning of Christmas is how cool your toys are."

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Mini-Monday 199: Meet The New Bob

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 09:30:00 +0000

In this Mini-Monday, we discover a shocking prerequisite for succeeding as a Disney businessman (Disnessman), we try (and fail) to rank the greatest action movie stars of all time, and we jjjolf like we've never jjjolfed before (except it's exactly like how we always jjjolf).

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The Menu

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 09:30:00 +0000

It's Turkey Week on Two Chunks And A Hunk, and we're treating our tastebuds to the tantalizing tang of The Menu! We honestly can't think of a more perfect film to ring in the holidays. Equal parts warm and cozy, The Menu will leave you feeling full of holiday cheer and definitely totally not stressed or nervous at all.

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Mini-Monday 198: Flexter

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 09:30:00 +0000

In this Mini-Monday, we try to figure out which movies have made mabillions of dollars this year (it does not go well), we name (or maybe re-name) one of our least played games, and (as is tradition at this point) we just generally spend a lot of time talking about all the food we're going to eat later this week.

In this episode: Taylor Swift Tickets, Rank You Very Much, Flexter, Thanksgiving Foods

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Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 09:30:00 +0000

This week, we're dipping our toes back into the waters of the MCU with Black Panther: Wakanda Forever! Do Coogler and co. manage to bring the increasingly rudderless MCU-ship back on course? Or does Wakanda Forever sink (down to Talokan) instead of swim? Don't you wanna know? Then stop reading this episode description and listen already!

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Mini-Monday 197: The Pokémon Metaphor

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 09:30:00 +0000

You may have already heard this, but it's been a big time for our boy Ash. After 25 years trapped in the body of a ten year old, he's finally the very best. To celebrate, Carter has prepared a metaphor so convoluted that it will take each of us 25 years to unravel it.

In this episode: Way To Go Gray's Anatomy, Way To Go Ash, Way To Go Jonathan Majors, jjjolf

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Pan's Labyrinth

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 09:30:00 +0000

It's the final week of Chunktober III, and we're bringing it home with our boy Diego Del Gorbo and let us just say — the creatures featured in this creature feature might just be the creaturest creatures we've featured yet!

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Mini-Monday 196: Monsters, Henrys, and Hemsworths

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 03:00:19 +0000

Breaking news: James Gunn and his pals over at DC tossed a bunch of coins to our The Witcher and now he's a Superman again. And now a Thor's brother is going to be a The Witcher from now on. We know. It's shocking. We just wanted you to hear it from us first.

In this episode: Witcher/Superman Shake-Up, A Star Was Born, Rank You Very Much

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The Thing

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 06:30:00 +0000

It's the penultimate week of Chunktober III and our Featured Creature is none other than The Thing! Join us (your Podboys (definitely all three humans (yep for real one hundred percent people, each one of us))) for a discussion of Kurt Russell's stupid hat, the frankly optimistic view of computing power in the early eighties, and a mustache-less diabetes man.

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Mini-Monday 195: It Is Halloween

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 08:30:00 +0000

On this Mini-Monday it is Halloween. And you'd think we'd make a bigger deal of it, right? Wrong! We're keeping you guessing. Maybe your own preconceived notions that we'd do a themed-out Halloween episode were the real monster all along. Or maybe, just maybe, it was early in the morning when we recorded this.

In This Episode: (Half of the) Big Henry Cavill News, Rumpelstiltskin, Cool Kids Table

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Tremors

Tue, 25 Oct 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Our series Chunktober III marches bravely onward, but like super quiet so as not to vibrate the ground. We're talking about (nay, gushing over) Tremors this week and honestly it's such a great time. How do you think we feel about Tremors? You're probably right.

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Mini-Monday 194: Carter's Birthday Bash!

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 08:30:00 +0000

You know how on your birthday, you get to make your friends do something they hate? Like, since you were born on this day however many years ago, you can hurt them? Well Carter does that in this episode.

In this episode: Rings Of Power Spoiler-Filled Discussion, Extra Credit

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The Host

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Chunktober III: Creature Threeture continues with the slippery and slimy thrills, chills, and gills of Bong Joon-ho's The Host, a creature feature featuring a creature whose anatomy we tried (and failed) to comprehend. Things get political, things get viral, things get digital, and weirdly enough, a little Muppety at the very end.

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Mini-Monday 193: A Lot Of Songs About Dad

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 08:30:00 +0000

A lot of people might be wondering how we spent the first Mini-Monday of our fifth year of podcasting. Did we announce something new? Make some major changes to our format? Unveil some new multi-media brand partnerships? Did we hear a word or phrase and think: "Man, that sure sounds like it could be the name of a pop punk record with a lot of songs about a disappointing father"? Tune in to see what our five year old brains have in store for you.

In this episode: Fifth Birthday Retrospective, Rumpelstiltskin, Synops-Us

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The Fly

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 08:30:00 +0000

It's week two of Chunktober III and we're dipping our soggy fingers into a little bit of body horror with The Fly! It's not every week that we get to watch one of our favorite actors transform into a grotesque fly man so we really tried to savor this one.

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Mini-Monday 192: It's A Wonderful Yarf

Mon, 10 Oct 2022 08:30:00 +0000

We should probably warn you before you listen. This episode contains graphic audio reenactments of a very specific biological process. You probably shouldn't listen if you are sensitive to the sound of boisterous barfs, powerful pukes, volatile vomits, or dudes just like really yarfing it out.

In This Episode: Mario Trailer, A Star Was Born, jjjolf

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The Descent

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 08:30:00 +0000

BOO! It's the first week of Chunktober III and this week's Featured Creature Feature is The Descent, so why don't you slip into something a little more bite-proof and spelunk down to your doom with us?

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Mini-Monday 191: A (Sexy) Costume Contest

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 08:30:00 +0000

It's officially Chunktober (or "October" for those of you who refuse to celebrate with us) and we're celebrating with a costume contest specifically for the consenting grown adults. And you'll never guess who wins first place. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.

In This Episode: Rumpelstiltskin, Sexy Costume Contest, jjjolf

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Don't Worry Darling

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Listeners we have horrible news. And we hate that we even have to say this. But we were specifically asked not to worry. The expectation was clearly set and our responsibility was clearly communicated. But honestly? We're worrying, darling.

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Mini-Monday 190: Here's Ten Johns!

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Welp, we got bazinga-d. We forgot every John in Hollywood. Don't you just hate when that happens?

In this episode: Fightin' Tom Hardy, Horrible Happenings At Hallmark, Rank You Very Much, Avatar II

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Kingsman: The Secret Service

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 08:30:00 +0000

It's the final installment of our Five For Fighting series, and we're going out with a bang (as long as you've got one of Valentine's implants in your neck)! We're talking Kingsman: The Secret Service. Is it a young adult film for big boys? Or is it actually one of the best action movies of this century? Is it both??

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Mini-Monday 189: Squid Time

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 08:30:00 +0000

In this week's thrilling Mini-Monday, we catch up on the glitz and glam of television's biggest night as we recap the Emmys, we hit the Links in the most horrifying game of jjjolf ever played, and we discover our true calling as denizens of Middle-Earth.

In this episode: (we literally just told you but here it is again) Emmys Recap, Whatcha Streamin', jjjolf, Rings of Power

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Ip Man

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 08:15:00 +0000

It's the penultimate episode of Five For Fighting, and Ip Man is here to show you all his wonderful kicks and hits. Jordan is a (self-described) hero. Doz still has (a touch of) Covid. Carter finds himself in the midst of a (religious?) flash mob. There's something for everyone!

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Mini-Monday 188: Francesca Ridiculous

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 08:30:00 +0000

You thought we would jutht let you have the diamondth Mithter Bond? Think again! You've thtumbled head firtht into thith trap, and you will be both shaken and thtirred until you are detheathed. The whole world will know that I, Francesca Ridiculous, out-thmarted thuper thpy Double-Oh Theven. Any latht wordth?

In this episode: Rank You Very Much (Royal Edition), Rings Of Power, Top Gun Maverick Check-In

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The Raid 2

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 08:30:00 +0000

We've reached the halfway point of our series Five For Fighting (no relation), but to be honest with you the Fighting is really only just beginning. We're talking The Raid 2 this week and boy is it *b r u t a l*. Nobody's knees are safe.

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Mini-Monday 187: The Raid: Redemption

Mon, 05 Sep 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Don't adjust that dial — it's still Mini-Monday, but this time we're reviewing a movie on this one too. We watched both Raids this week and there's just too much punchin' and kickin' to fit exclusively in our Tuesday episode. So join us as we fight our way to the top of the tower in The Raid: Redemption. Watch your head on that doorframe.

In This Episode: Box Office Ball Update, The Raid: Redemption

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Mad Max: Fury Road

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 08:30:00 +0000

WE HAVE A PODCAST EPISODE! PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!

Buckle your seatbelt. Try and relax. Grab a nice warm glass of mother's milk and a nice crunchy handful of two-headed lizard. We're journeying through the wasteland with Max, Furiosa, and all their Mad friends in this week's episode!

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Mini-Monday 186: Aussie (x3), Oi (x3)

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 08:30:00 +0000

G'DAY CHUNKIES! In anticipation of Mad Max Fury Road tomorrow, we're talking you to the Land Down Undah for a very special Mini-Monday! We've got more Aussie-themed games than the number of shrimps you could fit on the world's largest barbie. But don't get it twisted. Russell Crowe is not invited.

In this episode: House Of The Drago(n't), jjjolf Down Undah, Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi

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RRR

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 08:30:00 +0000

We're kicking off our new series (pun intended) with RRR. Nothing on this entire planet could have prepared us for this movie. We usually write some little jokey things here but honestly? For this one? Just watch RRR please. It's impossible to overstate how important it is for you to allow yourself to be changed by this film.

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Mini-Monday 185: Thirty Seconds To Morb

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Look, we're probably not the first ones to make this joke. We honestly might even be the last ones. But we're still gonna giggle at it. Because no matter how hard we try we just can't stop the morb.

In this episode: Streaming News, A Star Was Born, Yass or Pass, Whatcha Streamin', What's In The Box

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Bullet Train

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 08:30:00 +0000

It's the end of the line for our series Choo Chwo Chunks, and we're finishing things off with Bullet Train! We're just gonna say it right here, right now: movies like this are why the world needs Two Chunks. So you're welcome.

This episode contains full spoilers for Bullet Train. Obviously.

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Mini-Monday 184: Udadi

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 16:23:49 +0000

The flavors of this podcast episode are powerful. Masculine. Sometimes a little aggressive. They explode on your tongue with unapologetic coolness. They are a flaming electric guitar. They are action in the center of the frame. They are also, somehow, the Hunger Games. They are Udadi.

In This Episode: DC's Very Bad Time Lately, Rank You Very Much, jjjolf

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Train To Busan

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 08:30:00 +0000

It's week two of Choo Chwo Chunks and things are getting a little emotional on the Train To Busan. But that's not all! Tune in as Doz reinvents a drink from the distant past, Carter experiences profound emotional train-related healing, and Jordan confidently predicts our roles in the inevitable apocalypse.

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Mini-Monday 183: A Little Gamy

Mon, 08 Aug 2022 14:55:38 +0000

Graduates, first of all, it's such an honor to be invited to speak here tonight, to a room full of the bright young leaders of tomorrow. The dictionary defines "gamy" as "having the flavor or odor of game or other meat kept uncooked until slightly tainted". It also defines "gamy" as "plucky; spirited" and as "lewd or suggestive; risqué". So my charge to you is this: be gamy. Be slightly tainted. Be plucky and spirited. Be suggestive and risqué. Just like this podcast episode.

In this episode: Rumpelstiltskin, Yass or Pass, jjjolf, Nikstlitslepmur

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Snowpiercer

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 08:30:00 +0000

All abooooaaaard! It's week one of Choo Chwo Chunks and we're piercing the snows aboard the mighty Snowpiercer. If you listen closely, you'll notice that we're experts on train geometry, metaphors, and being able to tell what is cool. It's honestly so impressive and we're very proud of us.

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Mini-Monday 182: A Heaping Plate Of Crow

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Welcome, folks, to whatever the podcast equivalent of printing a retraction is. Our assertion last week that "Marvel really doesn't have much cooking right now" was pretty quickly challenged by a slew of Comic-Con Hall H announcements. So we spent this episode breaking down the big MCU reveals from Comic-Con, even though those announcements did hurt our feelings and make us look like silly little stinkers in last week's Mini-Monday. So grab your fork and your beak-cracking instrument of choice, 'cause we're eating crow today.

In this episode: MCU Comic-Con Reactions, jjjolf

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Nope

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 08:30:00 +0000

This week on Two Chunks And A Hunk, we're talking Nope! If you watched it and you were all like, "Yep!", then this is the episode for you. Similarly, if you went like this: "Nope!" — you should also listen! If you saw it and you were like "Meh", guess what. Also listen. In conclusion, those are just some of the many sounds you could have made, and no matter which one you chose this is the episode for you.

NOTE: This episode contains full spoilers for Nope. Obviously.

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Mini-Monday 181: Five Assassins Aboard Five Bullet Trains

Mon, 25 Jul 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Pop quiz: If one assassin on one train leaves one train station at one time, and then four other assassins on four other trains leave four other train stations at four other times, which of the five assassins (and their various aforementioned trains) will be left standing after their inevitable showdown? We don't know the answer, but we do know that the winning assassin is straight up thriving. Living their best life, honestly.

In this episode: Comic Con Recap (mostly), Box Office Ball Season 3, Synops-Us

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(Only One Of Us Watched) Gigli

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 08:30:00 +0000

It's been said that friendship is built on respect and trust. Luckily for you, this is not just a friendship. It's a podcast. And Jordan and Doz tricked Carter into watching Gigli (a 2003 film more than one critic described as "the worst of the century") by himself. Now they must solve Carter's Gigli puzzle. Can they escape with their sanity intact? Or will it be Giglis all the way down? Also, big congrats to Bennifer on the wedding.

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Mini-Monday 180: Fancasting The X-Men

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 08:30:00 +0000

We're fancasting the X-Men this week on Mini-Monday! If you've watched the last episode of a certain superhero show, you know why. And if you haven't, well, no reason. We just thought it would be fun. We did check with the judges and this does technically count as podcasting.

In This Episode: Ms. Marvel Episode 6, That Darn M Word

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Thor: Love And Thunder

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 08:30:00 +0000

In this week's episode, we're reviewing Thor: Love And Thunder, and things get 🌶️SPICY🌶️. We also struggle to keep things from getting a little Super Mario, but we're totally fine with things getting a little Giggly (starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez).

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Mini-Monday 179: Fantastic Beasts: The [Noun] of [Nonsense Name]

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 08:30:00 +0000

We've cracked the code. It seems these Fantastic Beasts movies are following a particular titling formula. And wouldn't you know it, that cipher has been de-ciphered by little old us. And if that's not enough for you, Carter doesn't set a timer. Jordan gets a hole in one. Doz can't Brosna-handle successful young stars. So much content in under an hour! And all of it is definitely and totally good!

In This Episode: Ms. Marvel Episode 5, Upcoming Movies, A Star Is Born, jjjolf

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Titanic

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 08:00:00 +0000

And now, the moment has finally come to discuss the winner of Summer of Love V! We're talking Titanic, and our hearts just go on and on about it. Does Jordan believe in bad omens? Is Doz being obtuse? What French words made Carter cry? The answers to all these questions and more await you on our big cool boat. So hop on board! It probably won't sink!

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Mini-Monday 178: Stranger Things 4

Mon, 04 Jul 2022 07:30:00 +0000

Don't adjust that dial (in fact, crank it to ELEVEN) because we've turned our whole Monday UPSIDE DOWN in order to talk about Stranger Things Season 4! We're bringing you our spoiler-filled thoughts on the last two episodes as well as the season as a whole, and we're dropping some predictions for where we're headed in Season 5!

In this episode: Stranger Things 4, What's In the Box

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27 Dresses

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 06:00:00 +0000

It's the penultimate week of Summer of Love V, and we're talking about all 27 Dresses, each in more detail than the last. Are we charmed by James Marsden? How's our FICO situation looking at the moment? How do we feel about Bennie and the various and sundry Jets that accompany them? Better listen to the ep to find out.

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Mini-Monday 177: Punch Your Inside Problems

Mon, 27 Jun 2022 06:00:00 +0000

You heard it here first, folks. The secret to successful super-heroing is to find a way to punch your inside problems. Why waste your time trying to solve those problems when you could just punch them instead? Low self esteem? Punch it. Afraid of failure? Punch it. Deeply terrified of the passage of time? Intimately aware, deep in your bones, that no matter how intensely you try to resist time's cruel and uncaring hand as it not only wrinkles and weathers your body, but perhaps most insidiously, snuffs out your dreams as one-by-one you lay them to rest, unfulfilled and unrealized? Punch it!

In this episode: Box Office Updates, Rank You Very Much, Ms. Marvel Episode 3, 80's Movie Musical, Snow, Nikstlitslepmur

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A Cinderella Story

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Summer of Love V continues with A Cinderella Story! Travel back to the early aughts with us! Make us breakfast, Diner Girl! Fall in love with Chad Michael Murray's rapidly clenching jaw! Wear a wedding dress to a high school dance! There are no rules!

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Mini-Monday 176: jjjolf 2: Double Bogey'd

Mon, 20 Jun 2022 05:00:00 +0000

We did a sequel to jjjolf, and if we're being honest, our performance was pretty lackluster. Sometimes sequels just can't recapture the magic of the original. Who would have thought? We did manage to capture the magic of spontaneous sandwich creation though. Is that anything? Please let that be something.

In this episode: New and Upcoming Movies and Shows (Blonde, Knives Out Sequel, Prey, and others), Miss Marvel, jjjolf

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Pretty Woman

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 16:24:23 +0000

[reuploading this one after an export error on our end!]

Summer of Love V has begun! We're kicking things off with Pretty Woman, the first movie that you voted into this series! Join us as we perfect our Julia Roberts laughs, design an ideal date that's totally within all our comfort zones, and talk a lot about pickles. Hot pickles, Kool-Aid pickles, just all of them. A surprising amount of pickle talk honestly.

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Mini-Monday 175: jjjolf

Mon, 13 Jun 2022 08:30:00 +0000

What's in a game name? That which we once called Feeling 22 by any other name (with any amount of J's) would smell just as sweet.

In this episode: Stranger Things (spoiler free), Black Adam Trailer, The A List, jjjolf

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Independence Day

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 08:46:00 +0000

It's the FINAL WEEK of Daddurday Afternoon: Rad Daddi-2-de, and we'd just like to welcome you all to Earth. We're talking all things Independence Day in this episode, but maybe more importantly, we're also talking all things Jeff Goldblum. And (pardon the pun) we do take a moment to flex our workout knowledge and seeing as how we're three true specimens of peak physical form, you'd be wise to listen up.

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Mini-Monday 174: Barter Dillis

Mon, 06 Jun 2022 08:43:00 +0000

This Monday, we've been visited by Barter Dillis, and to be honest he sucks. He can't pronounce any words or names correctly, which is probably like one of the main jobs you want a podcast host to be good at. He does smell like jerky though. So that's a plus.

In this episode: Pinocchio Trailer, The Menu Trailer, Who Am I, Feeling 22

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Con Air

Tue, 31 May 2022 08:30:00 +0000

It's the second week of Daddurday Afternoon: Rad Daddi-2-de, and that title is still tough to type. This week, we're heisting in the sky with a questionably southern Nicolas Cage as we talk all things Con Air! We also design another dad and, honestly, it's probably the work we're proudest of.

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Mini-Monday 173: A Century Of Cinema

Mon, 30 May 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Someone's turning ninety-two! Which is not a hundred, but it's close. It's also not who we think it is; actually we maybe couldn't have been more wrong about their identity. But we do get to hear them speak in a made up alien language this episode, so we're still coming out ahead.

In this episode: A Star Was Born, Obi-Wan Kenobi Premiere

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Predator

Tue, 24 May 2022 08:30:00 +0000

It's the first week of Daddurday Afternoon: Rad Daddi-2-de, and we're kicking things off with what is quite possibly the raddest, daddest movie of all time. Journey to the steamy jungles of Central America with us as we talk about Predator, and listen as we try our hand at the hottest new craze, Design-A-Dad.

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Mini-Monday 172: Matt Murdonk

Mon, 23 May 2022 15:45:00 +0000

Sure, it's not our most mature episode title. And yeah, the joke is pretty childish. And you're right, three grown boys shouldn't be so giggly about it. But, you've got to admit, it's pretty funny. Matt Murdonk is Dumpdevil. Come on.

In this episode: Yass or Pass, She-Hulk Trailer, Prey Trailer, Whatcha Streamin', Rumpelstiltskin

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Maximum Monday

Mon, 16 May 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Welcome to MAXIMUM MONDAY! This is the only episode this week so we've packed it chock full of content that was definitely interesting to us when we recorded it, and we hope it's interesting to you! Enormous thanks to our Patreon supporters over on Discord for submitting the questions that provided a general roadmap for this episode!

In this episode: Mini-Monday Quiz, Extremely Hot Takes, Rewriting Movies, and just a whole lot of very personal/sappy/sentimental reminiscing. Also Extra Credit.

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Doctor Strange In The Multiverse of Madness

Tue, 10 May 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Grab your wizard cloak because here we go a-traipsing through the multiverse! Join us for a spoiler filled discussion of Doctor Strange In The Multiverse of Madness! Do we feel a multiverse of gladness in our hearts after watching this movie? Or are we crushed beneath a multiverse of sadness in our souls? Listen to find out!

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Mini-Monday 171: B-B-B-bennie Cumberbatch

Mon, 09 May 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Say, Doctor Strange, have you seen it yet?

Ooh, but it just came out

B-B-B-Bennie Cumberbatch

(Don't worry, we won't spoil it for you)

In This Episode: Spring Delirium Championship, Moon Knight Finale, A Visitor From Another Universe

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Uncharted

Tue, 03 May 2022 09:45:00 +0000

This week we're wrapping up our Video Game series with the third-place-but-last-in-our-order Uncharted! Two thirds of your Podboys are bonafide PlayStation-heads, so how do they feel about this? Is this a swing and a miss or is it certified genuine buried Magellan treasure? Only one way to find out! (And that is to listen to this episode. In case we weren't crystal clear.)

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Mini-Monday 170: Jessicas Alba

Tue, 03 May 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Grammar lesson for you. On your left, you have a Jessica Alba. Now, on your right, you also have yet another Jessica Alba. In this instance, however counterintuitive it may seem, it is actually proper podcasting English to say that you are in the presence of Jessicas Alba. Don't look it up. Just trust us.

In This Episode: Moon Knight Episode 5, Spring Delirium, Multiverse of Madness Predictions, Fast X Director Search, Vin Treesel, A Star Was Born

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Detective Pikachu

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 08:30:00 +0000

It's the second-to-last week of our Vidya James series and we're talking about the WINNER of our audience poll! The first live action Pokémon movie is here, but is Detective Pikachu everything we hoped for? Or do we have to just Pik-and-choose the parts we like? For more good jokes like that please listen to our podcast.

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Mini-Monday 169: "I Wrote A Dad Joke"

Mon, 25 Apr 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Free tip: if you're ever hosting a podcast about movies with one of your close friends, at some point they'll probably say "I wrote a pretty good dad joke about King Tut if you wanna hear it". When this inevitably happens, just know we've been there before. We've walked this road and we can promise there is still podcast on the other side.

In This Episode: Moon Knight Episode 4, Spring Delirium, Who Am I, Fast X News, What If Mario Was Moon Knight

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Sonic The Hedgehog

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Our video game series presses on and...does it.....could it be....speeding up?? We gotta go fast this week because we watched Sonic The Hedgehog and boy do we have some THOUGHTS.

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Mini-Monday 168: The Vanishing of Jeremy

Mon, 18 Apr 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Our fourth guy, the one you love the most, Jeremy (no, not pronounced like that) is not in this episode. Sorry. We know Jeremy (it's pronounced "Jeremy") is your favorite. He's ours too. But he didn't want to record this episode. And that's fine! You know how Jeremy ("Jeremy", actually) is. Jeremy (sorry, "Jeremy"), if you're listening to this episode, please come back and do the next episode with us.

In This Episode: Moon Knight Episode 3, Movie News, Spring Delirium, Rumpelstiltskin, A Star Was Born

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Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 08:30:00 +0000

It's week two of our video game series, and this week we're talking about Jake Gyllenhall's big regret. We discuss almost all things Prince of Persia, and honestly almost all things not Prince of Persia as well. We're not exactly all that focused in this one. Basically we're saying that this episode might just contain the sum total of all human knowledge. Only one way to find out. Number seven will shock you. Doctors hate us. You won't believe this one simple trick.

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Mini-Monday 167: The Three Cool "J"s: The Podcast

Mon, 11 Apr 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Welcome to The Three Cool "J"s: The Podcast with your three cool hosts, John, Justin, and Jordan. The coolest thing about them is that their names are all "J" names. How neat is that? They hope you like this show AND that you like all the cool letter "J"s at the start of their names :-)

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Super Mario Bros.

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 08:30:00 +0000

We been sittin' on our butts playin' video games all day in preparation for this episode, but when you really think about it, we've been listenin' to pipes all our lives, so it should be a really good one is what we're sayin'. In spite of the fact that Nintendo has tried to bury its existence, we watched Super Mario Bros. and boy are we EXCITED about it.

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Mini-Monday 166: Les Animaux

Mon, 04 Apr 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Look down, look down

Don't look Tom Nook in the eye

Look down, look down

You'll owe him 'til you die.

It's week two of Spring Delirium and also week one of Moon Knight. Real big week over at Two Chunks HQ honestly.

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Jurassic Park

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 08:30:00 +0000

It's the final week of Chooser's Choice For The Soul, and this week our Chooser (Doz) has chosen Jurassic Park! Listen as Jordan repeatedly tries to steer the conversation to Sam Neill, Doz mistakenly attributes a complete record of dinosaur history to a lowly urologist, and Carter proudly insists that there are only two movies.

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Mini-Monday 165: Everybody Loves Rayman

Mon, 28 Mar 2022 08:30:00 +0000

WELCOME TO WEEK ONE OF SPRING DELIRIUM 2022! This week, (not) everybody loves Rayman as we talk through the first match-ups in a bracket that will determine the Best Video Game Character Of All Time. But honestly? We think it's gonna be easy. We predict no outrage once we arrive at our conclusion. We can't believe it's taken the world this long to finally decide to rank video game characters, but we are glad we can be the first and most correct voice in that conversation.

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Brigsby Bear

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 08:30:00 +0000

It's the second week of Chooser's Choice For The Soul, and this time Jordan's bringing his comfort movie to the table. He has selected Brigsby Bear, because nothing comforts him more than an adult man experiencing the fear and trauma that comes when quite literally everything that he believes about the nature of reality is proven to be false.

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Mini-Monday 164: Super Bezos Bros.

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Good old dependable Mister Bezos has done it once again. He bought something big using many many dollars (don't worry, he still has many many more). James Bond coming to TV? A remake of Rocky? Who knows what wonders Mister Bezos has in store? Join us, three Sam Elliots, as we whisk you away into Mister Bezos' fantastical world of imagination and wonder.

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The Fifth Element

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 08:30:00 +0000

It's the first week of our new series, Chooser's Choice For The Soul, and it's Carter's turn to bring his comfort movie! We watched The Fifth Element, and hoo boy does our discussion turn spicy. Is this the end of the Podboys? (No.) Will they ever podcast together again? (Yes, next week.) Will Carter ever forgive Doz? (That the one we're unsure about).

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Mini-Monday 163: Vinstagram

Mon, 14 Mar 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Happy Creative to our true family. We just finished a great podcast meeting and what we have planned for this next chapter will blow your mind. When we started this journey, we promised Pablo it would never end and this next chapter will be the one fans have dreamed of, mark my words.

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The Batman

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 09:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk, we're talking all things The Batman and it's just chock a block full of spoilers. Does Matt Reeves' film successfully fill the massive Bat-boots of its predecessors? How do much do we we like noir-y, detective-y Batman? And just how often, exactly, were we thinking of Twilight?

NOTE: This episode contains full spoilers for The Batman. Ye be warned.

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Mini-Monday 162: McPodcasty

Mon, 07 Mar 2022 09:30:00 +0000

Meet McPodcasty, the world's hottest podcaster. He's got the looks, sure. I mean, it's obvious right? Those eyes. The perfect nose and ears too. Dang. But you may be wondering, can he name anyone in the Euphoria cast? Actually no. And does he understand the difference between a movie parody and a genre comedy? Also no. But he is hot so....it's all fine.

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The Dark Knight Rises

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 09:30:00 +0000

We're so close to the finish line on our Batmen series! We hope you love coffee-mug-enhanced Bane impressions, because we'll be speaking exclusively in that matter as we talk all about The Dark Knight Rises, and as we discover the true identity of Batman's alter ego's alter ego: Deuce Wayne.

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Mini-Monday 161: LL Cool Tom

Mon, 28 Feb 2022 09:30:00 +0000

Picture yourself a year from now. You're in a crowded movie theater. You look to your left and see your parents. They tell you they love you and they're proud of you. They're crying as they say it. To your right sit your children. To their right, their own children. Your entire life sits in this room, the most important theater in the world, waiting for the most important movie in the world to begin. The house lights go dim. Your stomach drops. The murmuring of the crowd turns silent as you all lean forward in anticipation. The projector whirrs to life above your heads and shows you all the bright white text you thought you'd never see, words you've been waiting your whole life to read:

"TOM BRADY PRESENTS LL COOL TOM: THE TOM BRADY STORY"

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The Dark Knight

Tue, 22 Feb 2022 08:22:00 +0000

It's TWO CHUNKS DAY! And although we didn't necessarily plan for it, we're happy to celebrate with you by talking about one of our most requested movies: The Dark Knight. It really shocked us, but this movie is actually, like, very good and we really enjoyed it?

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Mini-Monday 160: Itty Bitty Podcast

Mon, 21 Feb 2022 09:30:00 +0000

Oh so you didn't want to be moved to tears by your podcast's intro today? Well we guess you should have listened to a DIFFERENT AND PROBABLY LESS GOOD podcast then. It's the prelude to Two Chunks Day and we're coming at you with some serious energy and excitement. This one's also got an Extra Credit in it but you know how that usually goes.

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Batman Begins

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 09:30:00 +0000

This week, Batman begins to Batman in Batman Begins! And Doz Begins to wish he could walk back some Clooney-related statements from last week, Carter Begins to spread the good news of a beautiful calzony gospel, and Jordan Begins to eat baked fish like a big boy. It's a week of new beginnings is what we're saying.

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Mini-Monday 159: Remembering Sarah Marshall

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 09:30:00 +0000

We may be down a Podboy for the first half of this episode, but that sure doesn't stop us from discussing the Boba Fett finale in grumpy detail. And once we're together again, Doz discovers the horrible truth about one of our most beloved podcast icons. Apparently, he had no idea we've been publicly endorsing a for real, legitimate baby-snatcher.

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Batman & Robin

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 09:30:00 +0000

How ICE of you to download this episode! We hope you have a really COOL time CHILLING with us. This week, we're talking Batman & Robin, and things get a little FROSTY between two of your Podboys. Will they ever see ICE to ICE again? Or are they doomed to live out their days in ICE-OLATION from each other??

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Mini-Monday 158: Frogu

Mon, 07 Feb 2022 09:30:00 +0000

QUIZ: Who's your favorite little guy with magic chain mail? Who's small in stature but large in heart, thrust into the middle of a complicated power struggle he is ill-equipped to handle? Who must choose between a loving familial relationship and dutiful service to the entire world? Who is perhaps best known as "The Guy" from Spy Kids 3-D?

(Answer: Both Frodo and Grogu, minus the "The Guy" part.)

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Batman Forever

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 09:30:00 +0000

We just cannot sanction this buffoonery. This week, we're talking Batman Forever and the many toyetic memories we associate with it, but also, and perhaps more importantly, we're trawling the depths of your 90s baby brain, bringing the detritus of yesteryear up from the briny depths into the light of the sun once more (we make a passing reference to Butt-Ugly Martians and to Swat Kats and even we think that's maybe too deep of a cut).

This episode contains music from Swat Kats: The Radical Squadron, copyright Warner Bros. Entertainment.

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Mini-Monday 157: The Book of Bobandalorian

Mon, 31 Jan 2022 09:30:00 +0000

Just a pretty big "oops" vibe all around on this one, folks. First, Disney accidentally aired a Mandalorian episode as part of their Boba Fett show. How silly! Then, when it came time for us to record about it, Jordan and Doz were on completely different pages for the majority of the game they played, but that's not really all that new. Here's the real kicker and the final straw: one of your dear Podboys forgot to click record when we started, which we've heard is like one of the most important parts of recording a podcast.

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Batman Returns

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 09:30:00 +0000

It's the second week of Batmen, and Batman returns in Batman Returns! If you choose to listen to this episode, we can absolutely guarantee pitch-perfect Penguin impressions. Everybody takes a crack at it and, honestly? Everybody nails it.

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Mini-Monday 156: Night Dream With Me

Mon, 24 Jan 2022 09:30:00 +0000

Dim the lights. Curl up under those covers. Close your eyes and drift off to a world of endless impossibilities with us. A world where Christopher Walken is a prolific voice actor. A world where Doz is excited about the new Lord of the Rings show. A world where we're enjoying The Book Of Boba Fett. Now open your eyes. You feel that? You were Night Dreaming.

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Batman

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 09:30:00 +0000

It's the first (official) week of our Batmen series, and we're kicking things off by dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight with 1989's Batman! We're talking Michael Keaton's perm, his very smoochy lips, Danny Elfman's iconic score, and the intense early-nineties Bat-mania that gripped us all.

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Mini-Monday 155: Vespas IN SPACE!

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 09:30:00 +0000

Have you been feeling like The Book Of Boba Fett was seriously lacking in the Cyberpunk-Gang-Of-Space-Vespa-Riding-Street-Youths department? Have you been feeling like car chases are just too fast, or maybe like Wookiee fights are just too cool? If so, we've got good news! They made a Boba Fett just for you!

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Catwoman

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 09:30:00 +0000

Lots of podcasts might have tried to start 2022 off strong. Like, maybe with a huge pop culture hit, or maybe a cult classic, or maybe something sort of Oscar-y. Well, we've found the only film that fits all three categories and we're excited to present it to you now. We had the immense privilege of watching the stunning tour-de-feline-force that is Halle Berry's Catwoman and we honestly just want you to watch it too.

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Mini-Monday 154: The Book of Boba Fett Chapters 1 & 2; Box Office Ball Season 2

Mon, 10 Jan 2022 09:30:00 +0000

Used all our words in long title. Not have many left. In episode, we talk Boba and also Box Office Ball Season 2. Happy 2022! Not every title be this long probably this year. Hope you enjoy episode!

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Hawkeye E06: "So This Is Christmas?" & Mini-Twenty-Twenty-One-Day

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 09:30:00 +0000

In this much-anticipated, extra-stuffed, shockingly-late episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk, we're the last ones in the world to tell you what we think about the Hawkeye finale! We're also inviting you to just sit with us a moment. Breathe in and out. Watch the sun of 2021 dip below the podcast-horizon and reflect on the year with us. And then be thankful that our New Year's resolution is to never record an episode with iPhone headphones again.

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Spider-Man: No Way Home

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 09:30:00 +0000

It's finally here! Our Spider-Men series concludes with the release of Marvel's Spider-Man: No Way Home! This record-breaking flick also broke all of our expectations in the best possible way. We had no idea when we planned our journey through the live action Spider-Mans (Spiders-Man? Spider-Men?) just how much No Way Home would serve as a sort of conclusion to each of those films. So go ahead. Stop reading this. Start listening! Please? Thanks!

THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME. I MEAN IT FEELS OBVIOUS BUT THERE, WE SAID IT.

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Hawkeye E05: "Ronin"

Mon, 20 Dec 2021 09:30:00 +0000

It's the penultimate episode of Hawkeye, and our favorite big boy is back, baby! We're spending the last of our joy celebrating a great performance by Via Farmaga/Vanna Familia/Vera Farmiga, and then it is cruelly ripped away from us by Extra Credit.

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 04:50:23 +0000

And thus, we conclude our journey through the cinematic Spider-Men not with a bang, but with a whimper. This week, we're talking about the decidedly not amazing The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and the cinematic crossovers that never were. But, for the first time in four years, we do get some Giamatti on the show. And that makes it all worth it.

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Hawkeye E04: "Partners, Am I Right?"

Mon, 13 Dec 2021 09:30:00 +0000

Welcome back! It's the fourth episode of Hawkeye this week. We're talking cliff hangers. We're talking Uncles. We're talking FloPugh. You're gonna love it. Promise.

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The Amazing Spider-Man

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 09:30:00 +0000

The Garf is here. This week, we're discussing the presumptuously named The Amazing Spider-Man and, if we're being totally honest, radioactive spiders aren't the only thing spitting venom this week. We're coming into this one with some major spicy heat and some opinions that we're honestly not sure if we share with anyone else.

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Hawkeye E03: "Echoes"

Mon, 06 Dec 2021 09:30:00 +0000

It's the third episode of Hawkeye, and we've reached deep into our quiver to deliver you this podcast arrow. We're talking about all your favorite moments from "Echoes": the mysterious Uncle, the Lethal Weapon-ness of our two leads, and the Imagine Dragons concert that we wish we could go to.

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Spider-Man 3

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 09:30:00 +0000

Now dig on this! It's the moment we all knew would come and the one we all hoped to avoid. We're talking about Spider-Man 3 this week and it's...certainly a podcast episode. To call this movie a mess would be charitable. But to call this a fun episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk would be accurate! So slip on your gooiest black suit and slide your finger right over to that play button, hot legs.

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Hawkeye E01: "Never Meet Your Heroes" & E02: "Hide And Seek"

Mon, 29 Nov 2021 09:30:00 +0000

Hawkeye is finally here, and this week your Podboys are taking a look at the series premiere! We're talking about the first two episodes of Hawkeye, dropping in a tasteful sprinkle of comic book trivia. and garnishing with a generous helping of wild speculation.

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Spider-Man 2

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 09:45:00 +0000

It's week two of Spider-Men and we're talking about a certified classic this week! Take a listen as we talk Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 2. This episode's got everything you could want -- an analysis of Tobey Maguire's particularly emotive face, insights into our individual psyches as a result of months (sometimes years) of therapy, and detailed explanations of all the times superhero movies have made us cry. Come have a totally normal and very cool time!

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Mini-Monday 148: State Of (Topher) Grace

Mon, 22 Nov 2021 09:30:00 +0000

It's the last regular Mini-Monday of the year, so you KNOW we're playing Extra Credit. We're guessing credits for the cast of the Amazing Spider-Man franchise...with one notable exception. He's been waiting in the wings for his moment to shine, and he just might be this game's saving Grace.

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Spider-Man

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 09:30:00 +0000

Slip into your spandex and spin some webs, because it's time for our new series, Spider-Men! This week we're taking a look at the first of the cinematic Spider-Men to ever begin Spider-Manning, and we're talking all about 2002's Spider-Man starring Tobey Maguire. We've got all the cheese, all the camp, all the weirdly heartfelt reflections on the impact of this movie, and all the completely unnecessary "well, actually in the comics" tangents you could ever want.

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Mini-Monday 147: That Good Old Classic Extra Credit Feeling

Mon, 15 Nov 2021 09:30:00 +0000

In this week's Mini-Monday, the Podboys get pretty majorly snubbed for an award, and they play one of the most heart-breaking rounds of Extra Credit ever to grace this podcast feed. But don't worry! Along the way, the boys discover the true identity of the Yellow M&M so, it's all good? Probably?

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Eternals

Tue, 09 Nov 2021 09:30:00 +0000

This week, we're taking an easy breezy blast through 7,000 years of human history and talking about Eternals, the latest offering from the MCU. And much like the Eternals themselves had to wait for seven millennia to discover the true purpose of their mission, you, dear listener, will have to suffer through an overly long and bloated introduction that will make seven minutes seem to stretch to seven millennia. Just another example of that immersive podcasting style you know and love from Two Chunks And A Hunk.

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Mini-Monday 146: The Return Of Nikstlitslepmur

Mon, 08 Nov 2021 09:30:00 +0000

We believed we were done dealing with the Creature. We thought him banished, chained beneath the world far from the light of the sun. For twenty three weeks we knew peace, a blessed life free of the Creature's game, until one day, as before, we felt a sort of coldness. A shiver down our spines. Impossibly, from beneath the world we heard the haunting sound of the Creature's impish laugh, made all the more horrifying by the fact that it seemed to be...playing in reverse? We could hear (or somehow, feel) the Creature approaching. Ever closer, ever laughing. And we cursed the arrogance with which we regarded the Creature's defeat some twenty three weeks ago. For it was now apparent that we three were witnesses to The Return Of Nikstlitslepmur.

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Us

Tue, 02 Nov 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Happy October 33 to all you ghouls andAnd thus, Chunktober II draws to a close with the final movie in the series, Jordan Peele's Us. Thanks a zillion to everyone who cast their votes to determine which movies would make up this series (and we're very sorry if we maybe don't feel one hundred percent exactly the exact same way that you clearly do about one movie that got lots of votes in the poll)!

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Mini-Monday 145: The Ur-Actor

Mon, 01 Nov 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Our work is complete and now we may rest. We’ve stumbled upon a rare and valuable treasure, and by no effort of our own no less. Just as the ancients received fire from Prometheus that they might challenge the gods, we have received knowledge of the existence of an actor that could change our very perception of greatness. Fifty five IMDb credits in fifty five years can only mean one thing: this is the person for whom we’ve been waiting. And now, he has arrived. Our work is complete. Now we may rest.

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The Haunting of Hill House (Bonus Episode)

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 08:33:00 +0000

A very Happy HILLoween to all you beautiful ghouls and goblins! Enjoy this SURPRISE BONUS entry in our Chunktober II series where we talk about The Haunting Of Hill House. Spoiler alert: two thirds of us absolutely loved it and the remaining host shares the songs he sang to himself in order to make it through this very scary show.

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Dune

Tue, 26 Oct 2021 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk (or is it Two Nerds And A Jock?), we review Dune! We're here to answer your burning questions, like: Was it everything we hoped it would be? Did we understand what was happening? Did Denis deliver? How much cooler are you if you don't read the book first?

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Mini-Monday 144: Carter's Birthday Bash

Mon, 25 Oct 2021 08:30:00 +0000

It's Carter's birthday, and Jordan and Doz will cry if he wants them to. After a brief taste of normalcy at the beginning of this episode, the joy in the mouths of two of your Podboys turns to ash as they are forced to confront their greatest fear: the longest version of Extra Credit they've ever played. Their only hope to make the game manageable rests in their ability to correctly answer questions in a Carter Quiz. This is our Squid Game.

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It

Tue, 19 Oct 2021 08:30:00 +0000

It's week three of Chunktober II, and we've been subjected to a veritable circus of horrors. Good thing old mister Pennywise the hilarious clown is here to cheer us up! Take a listen as we discuss 2017's totally normal and not at all completely bananas It! Boy that title just never looks right in a sentence.

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Mini-Monday 143: The Shortest Movie Titles Of All Time

Mon, 18 Oct 2021 08:30:00 +0000

In this Mini-Monday, the Podboys put their thinking caps on and try to list as many short movie titles as they can. Their subconscious minds try to help out but definitely do not understand the assignment. They also step out onto the pitch for a discussion about the Ted Lasso season two finale, and they close out the episode with some good old fashioned Rumpelstiltskin. And then, just when it seems the episode is over, Jordan and Doz receive news from Carter that could change everything.

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Midsommar

Tue, 12 Oct 2021 08:30:00 +0000

It's festival season here on Two Chunks And A Hunk, and we'd LOVE you to accompany us to a super chill, super normal, super not a death-cult celebration in this Midsommar episode. You guys pulled a sneaky one on us when you voted this into our Chunktober II series. Your votes created a series-within-a-series, so this second episode of Chunktober II is also the final episode in our Complete Works Of Ari Aster series. Way to smash two noggins with one hammer!

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Mini-Monday 142: Buster Poindexter And His Podboys of Blue

Mon, 11 Oct 2021 08:30:00 +0000

This week's Mini-Monday is coming in hot, hot, hot! We've got a very special (totally legitimate) sponsor for a portion of our show and they're really bringing the heat. We're talking about a franchise that may or may not have burned some bridges with the Podboys, an actor who gave a fire performance in one of our favorite new shows of the year, and some films that might just be the spark to truly ignite the fall and winter box office season.

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Hereditary

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 08:30:00 +0000

It's the first week of Chunktober II, and we're getting scared right to death right away. We asked you all to choose the movies we'd review for this series, and you started us off with Hereditary. Take a listen as we break down this very upsetting movie that YOU made us watch.

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Mini-Monday 141: Cool Kids

Mon, 04 Oct 2021 08:30:00 +0000

'Sup nerds? You do that math homework we told you to? Good, set it right there on our three rad skateboards. And what's that jingle in your pocket? That wouldn't be lunch money would it? C'mon now. Let us take that off your hands for ya. We sit with the Cool Kids now.

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The Town

Tue, 28 Sep 2021 08:30:00 +0000

It's the last episode of Heist To Meet You, and we're bringing it home with good old Ben. This week, we're talking all things The Town (and lots of things not The Town too), but mostly, this episode just exists as a platform for Carter to bring two of his wildest ideas to our attention: Jeremy Renner has Stewie Griffin eyes, and Ben Affleck might just be the Bowser of acting.

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Mini-Monday 140: We Won Extra Credit But Stay Cool, Everyone

Mon, 27 Sep 2021 08:30:00 +0000

This is just another totally normal and predictable episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk! Very similar to every other episode and nothing at all weird or new or noteworthy about it! In this plain episode we play some Synops-Us and it goes very regular! We also play Extra Credit and we do win at it but we are trying to stay very chill about it! It is fun to win at it and we like doing that, so we will definitely try that again next time!

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National Treasure

Thu, 23 Sep 2021 20:00:00 +0000

It's week two of our Heist To Meet You series, and in this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk, we're reviewing everyone's favorite heist (???) film, National Treasure. Come on this journey with us. Have the courage to gaze deeply into the abyss. Turn your sight toward the very maw of madness, the ever-flowing fountain of frenetic acting choices, the inscrutable Nicolas Cage. And if you gaze long enough, maybe, just maybe, the abyss will gaze right back.

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Mini-Monday 139: Spider-Home? No Way, Man!

Thu, 23 Sep 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Well, we're officially the last people on earth to talk about the Spider-Man: No Way Home trailer! We're talking nostalgia baiting, we're talking digital de-aging, we're talking 2007's much maligned Spider-Man comic arc One More Day; we're talking surprise cameo appearances. Mainly what we want to say is we're talking, which is like one of the main things you can expect from a podcast to be honest.

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Ocean's 11

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 08:30:00 +0000

It's the first week of our new series, Heist To Meet You, and we're celebrating the heisty-est movie of all time, Ocean's 11! Take a listen to find out exactly how much we love Don Cheadle's great accent work and learn some exclusive trivia about Brad Pitt's role that you won't hear anywhere else.

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Mini-Monday 138: Extra Credit 2

Mon, 13 Sep 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Extra Credit is back! And it's even harder! And we have to guess Matt Damon's top IMDb credits for the third time in a month! And we don't remember them! We're very excited about our favorite game.

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Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 08:30:00 +0000

This week, we're headed back over to the MCU for Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings! And wouldn't you know it, we also keep bringing up master choreographer Kenny Ortega, in a recurring joke that is funny to only us. We hope you enjoy anyway!

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Mini-Monday 137: Whatcha Not Streamin'?

Mon, 06 Sep 2021 08:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk, the Podboys play a very agreeable round of A Star Was Born, but then tragedy strikes. In a stunning reveal, our very own Doz lets it slip that he is currently streaming.....nothing. At all. His wish is that you would respect his privacy during this difficult time.

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Good Will Hunting (with Dan Koch)

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week we're taking a look at Good Will Hunting, and we're joined in our virtual pod studio by none other than Dan Koch! Dan hosts the You Have Permission podcast and he is a doctoral student in counseling psychology, so (in a stunning departure from our formula) we've actually got a real expert on our hands.

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https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/you-have-permission/id1448000113?mt=2

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Mini-Monday 136: Extra Re-Credit

Mon, 30 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +0000

He's really done it this week, folks. Carter's cooked up the truest humiliation in the cruelest game ever played on Two Chunks And A Hunk. Listen as Jordan and Doz play Extra Credit again, using the same actors as last week. It's a bloodbath.

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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Tue, 24 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week, your Podboys are taking a look at the seminal classic, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, as a continuation of our look at movies dealing with counseling and mental health. So this one's definitely more of a "what not to do" kind of vibe. Sit back and relax (or if you're driving, sit forward vigilantly) and let Doz's perfect Jack Nicholson impression usher you into our magical world of podcast make-believe.

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Mini-Monday 135: For Whom The Bell Bong-Bongs

Mon, 23 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Listen! In the distance! Echoing across the skies, it's claxon cry piercing the podcast! A great bong-bonging rends the air! It is Extra Credit, and our judgment is at hand.

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The Departed

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 08:30:00 +0000

This week on Two Chunks And A Hunk, we're shipping off to Boston to talk about The Departed (and no we didn't lose our legs). We're taking you behind the curtain and showing you what life is really like when you have mob in the afternoons and evening, and we're just absolutely butchering a beautiful Boston accent along the way.

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Mini-Monday 134: Dune Go Breakin' My Heart

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week, we are united by one common question. One unknowable truth, its comprehension slipping through our fingers like sand: Will Dune break box office records or will it only break our hearts? Please tell us, because we have no idea.

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Rocky

Tue, 10 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The closing ceremony of our Olympicks: Carter's Choice series has begun. But look! Who's that running up our podstairs? Why, it's Rocky, of course! Complete with Carter's flawless impression of Sylvester Stallone by way of Peanut Butter Elvis.

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Mini-Monday 133: How To Eat A Woozle

Mon, 09 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Listen, folks, Jordan's in his twenties. Just a regular old twenty boy, doing regular old twenty boy things. Sometimes, when you're in your twenties, you say things that maybe you don't want your grandkids to know you said. Things that you're ashamed to realize act as a pretty accurate representation of the whole of your conversations at this particular point in your life. So take a listen to today's Mini-Monday to for sure ruin Jolly Ranchers (and for maybe ruin Jordan) for yourself. Unless it's the future and you're Jordan's grandkids. In that case, go play with your holo-yo-yos and your cyberballs. Grandpa's about to say some wild stuff.

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Bend It Like Beckham

Fri, 06 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +0000

It's the penultimate episode of our series Olympicks: Carter's Choice, and we're spending it entirely across the pond. Break out your football kit and dust off those boots, because it's time for us all to Bend It Like Beckham! But not before we heroically solve the worldwide water pressure crisis. You're welcome.

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Mini-Monday 132: I'm Cat Superman

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +0000

It's Mini-Monday once again, and this week your beautiful Podboys are making some bold predictions. Listen in awe as we flawlessly and completely accurately predict the exact course of the entertainment industry over the next five to ten years. We're talking Star Wars, we're talking Young Dom Toretto, we're talking Bloodborne. But more than all of that, we're talking about our favorite Redwall character, Cat Superman.

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The Karate Kid

Tue, 27 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +0000

It's the second week of Olympicks: Carter's Choice, and this week we're stepping into the Willis Dojo for an episode dedicated to the Karate Kid. You'll be proud to know that after nearly half an episode's worth of training, Jordan uses his newly honed karate skills to conjure a made-up restaurant out of thin air. It's truly a sight to behold and may even be the ultimate feat of karate.

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Mini-Monday 131: Box Office Ball Rides Again!

Mon, 26 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +0000

It's a big big Mini-Monday for your three favorite Podboys. This week, we're celebrating the launch of an all-new iteration of everyone's favorite fantasy-style film game: Box Office Ball. This season, your Podboys are joined by some friends from the Patron-exclusive Discord in the first ever Box Office Ball league! Take a listen as Jordan, Doz, and Carter break down their picks, their strategies, and their hopes for box office domination.

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Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Once every four years, athletes the world over gather for the love of sport. Mettle is tested. Rivalries are formed. Records are shattered. The human body is at once celebrated and pushed to its very breaking point. And somehow, in spite of all that, we're spending the first week of our Olympicks: Carter's Choice series talking about a be-mulleted Kevin Costner in certified stinker Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves.

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Loki E06: "For All Time. Always."

Mon, 19 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Well wouldn't you know it -- just when our heroes reach the castle at the end of time, we've reached the episode at the end of season one of Loki. Join your Podboys three as they discuss Loki episode 6, "For All Time. Always". Check out our thoughts on THAT new character as well as predictions for future MCU content!

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Black Widow

Tue, 13 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Grab your popcorn! We're going to the movies because Marvel's back bay-bee!! This week, your favorite Podboys are talking about Black Widow and the conversation might be a little bit spicier than anticipated.

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Loki E05: "Journey Into Mystery"

Mon, 12 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The penultimate episode of Loki is here, and we're talking all(igator) about it! Join us for this discussion of Loki Episode 5, "Journey Into Mystery", as we journey headlong into the official fan clubs of Richard E. Grant, the Thanoscopter, and The Mighty Throg.

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Crazy Rich Asians

Tue, 06 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +0000

And thus the summer draws to a close with the final film of Summer of Love 4. Join us as we bid adieu to summer the only way we know how: by celebrating the lavish and totally achievable lifestyles of Crazy Rich Asians. We hope you've enjoyed this series (and particularly our new power-ballad theme song) as much as we have!

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Loki E04: "The Nexus Event"

Mon, 05 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk, we're talking all about episode four of Loki, The Nexus Event! We also reveal our own unique time prisons, we take a trip to the Norse myth nook, and Carter spreads his beautiful baby butterfly wings and soars into the sky.

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F9: The Fast Saga

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Rev up those engines! Fill your tank with downhill juice! And don't forget to grab whatever brew you like out of the cooler (as long as it's a Corona). This week, we're talking about F9 and feeling....underwhelmed? Take a listen as we roll our brains into the garage and take a peek under our hoods to see what exactly we're feeling about this completely bonkers movie.

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Loki E03: "Lamentis"

Mon, 28 Jun 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Don't you just hate it when you get stuck on a moon crashing into a planet (or is it a planet crashing into a moon?) because your TemPad got smooshed when you were thrown from a train after accidentally getting drunk on space booze while your new friend (who might actually be you from another timeline) took a quick nap? Listen as your podboys break down this extremely relatable situation from "Lamentis", Episode 3 of Loki!

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About Time

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The Summer of Love continues, and it truly is Time 4 Love this week. We're talking about About Time and we really feel that it's about time that it's the time we talked about About Time, honestly.

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Loki E02: "The Variant"

Mon, 21 Jun 2021 08:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk, we're talking all about the second episode of Loki! We're talking about THAT major reveal at the end of "The Variant", and we're speculating wildly about what it means both for the show and for the MCU as a whole. Plus, we make just a little bit of time to discover What's In The Box.

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Tue, 15 Jun 2021 08:00:00 +0000

It's Week 3 of Summer Of Love 4: Time For Love, and it has come to our attention that we will be fighting soon. We must admit we are a little shocked to see you here, still standing after your apparent victories over the other evil ex-podcasts. But still, we trust you'll find this episode to be a more than worthy foe. Listen to us discuss Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, and please try not to punch us so hard we turn into coins. We're saving up.

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Loki E01: "Glorious Purpose"

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 08:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk, we review the series premiere of Loki! We're dissecting all of the biggest moments from "Glorious Purpose" and even engaging in a bit of totally crazy speculation about the future of the series (it's all Mephisto, everything, all of it. Mephisto all the way down.)

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When Harry Met Sally

Wed, 09 Jun 2021 02:00:00 +0000

It's Week 2 of Summer Of Love 4: Time 4 Love, and the loving's just begun. This week, the Podboys are offering up their thoughts on When Harry Met Sally, starring the incomparable Carrie Bradshaw. In this episode, Doz podcasts (foolishly) without his optical enhancements, Jordan celebrates a romantic milestone, and Carter finds the perfect metaphor.

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Mini-Monday 124: Magoo Robbie

Mon, 07 Jun 2021 08:00:00 +0000

In this bite-sized episode, Carter celebrates our last Mini-Monday before Loki by surprising Jordan and Doz with a game of Extra Credit. Will our Podboys finally crack the deep and dark secrets of the IMDb algorithm? Will they experience the elusive joy of an Extra Credit victory or must they once again hang their heads in defeat? (If you've listened for a while, you DEFINITELY know the answers to these questions, but just humor us and listen to the show.)

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To All The Boys I've Loved Before

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 08:00:00 +0000

It's finally here! The first episode of Summer of Love 4: Time 4 Love, and we couldn't be happier that you've joined us. We've got a new (temporary) theme song but we promise we're still the same old Podboys you've loved before. This episode features special guest appearances by a tiny baby Hulk, Michael Caine, and the sudden realization of our country's adoration of Abraham Lincoln. So, something for everyone we guess.

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Mini-Monday 123: Nikstlitslepmur

Mon, 31 May 2021 06:15:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we probably owe all of you an apology. Straight up, this episode contains the scariest sound we've ever created. When we recorded this episode it seemed like a great goof to reverse the Rumpelstiltskin audio bumper. We honestly had no idea how deeply terrifying it would be. Hope you all like the episode!

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Shrek

Tue, 25 May 2021 06:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Shrek with some of that trademark NightEnergy™, Doz craves Bagel Bites, Carter pulls a prank, and Jordan overcomes an inconceivable physical adversity.

This episode contains spoilers for Shrek. Obviously.

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Mini-Monday 122: Money Men-Day

Mon, 24 May 2021 06:00:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, The Podboys get a sneak peak at some early reactions for F9, but more importantly, Jordan and Carter make a startling discovery about their moms.

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How To Train Your Dragon

Tue, 18 May 2021 06:45:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review How To Train Your Dragon, Jordan offers Doz a gift (and he rejects it), and Carter dons his wizarding robes once more.

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Mini-Monday 121: The Name Game

Mon, 17 May 2021 21:00:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we discover that when you play The Name Game, you win or you die. Set your expectations accordingly. We also play Extra Credit, so it's an all-around fun episode for Carter only.

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Tangled

Tue, 11 May 2021 06:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Tangled, Jordan attends a wedding, Carter definitely has a Super Dump, and Doz makes a bold bet on Ron Pearlman.

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Mini-Monday 120: Forever After

Mon, 10 May 2021 06:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we bemoan the fact that a major movie studio doesn't consult us before cutting new trailers, we work together to generate the definitive synopsis for a few Pixaren't films, and we double-check the usability of some classic Synops-Us creations.

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Big Hero 6

Tue, 04 May 2021 04:24:14 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Big Hero 6, we sort of don't care about the Li'l Hero 4, and we find out how many sleeps there are until Christmas.

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Mini-Monday 119: Mini Mundee

Mon, 03 May 2021 06:00:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, you'll never guess what's back! That certified classic Mini-Monday content is back and it's just as the-same-as-it-used-to-be as ever! All your old favorites are here again: A Star Was Born, Rank You Very Much, and a brand new game that turned into a very nearly heated debate about how famous Tom Cruise is!

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Despicable Me

Tue, 27 Apr 2021 06:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks and A Hunk: we review Despicable Me, Doz learns a terrible truth about his closest friends, Jordan pitches a bad movie, and Carter gets a crash course in toothology.

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The Falcon and the Winter Soldier E06: "One World, One People"

Mon, 26 Apr 2021 06:30:00 +0000

In this Marvellous Mini-Monday, we review The Falcon And The Winter Soldier finale, Episode 6: "One World, One People", Carter owns a time-displaced action figure, and Doz and Jordan have a bone to pick with exposed ears everywhere.

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Ice Age

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk, we start off our new series (The Pixaren't Six) with a review of Ice Age! And if you've been listening to our show for a while, you won't be surprised to learn that we spend a lot of time doing a Ray Romano voice. What will surprise you is just how bad at it we are.

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The Falcon And The Winter Soldier E05: "Truth"

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 06:15:00 +0000

In this Marvellous Mini-Monday, we review The Falcon And The Winter Soldier Episode 5: "Truth", Carter flexes his comprehensive comic knowledge, Jordan breaks Carter's heart by sharing a shameful television secret, and Doz finally reveals his neti pot truth.

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Zack Snyder's Justice League

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 06:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Zack Snyder's Justice League, and we do run a little longer than our normal runtime, but the episode's not in 4:3 so we think it evens out.

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The Falcon And The Winter Soldier E04: "The Whole World Is Watching"

Mon, 12 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

In this Marvellous Mini-Monday, we review The Falcon And The Winter Soldier Episode 4: "The Whole World Is Watching". We also play Extra Credit, and it is presented in its entirety as a testament to our creative vision.

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Godzilla vs. Kong

Tue, 06 Apr 2021 05:10:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Godzilla vs. Kong, Jordan steps on a verbal skateboard, Doz takes a nice long sip of Chekhov's Whiskey, and Carter does some Chorigami.

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The Falcon And The Winter Soldier E03: "Power Broker"

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

In this Marvellous Mini-Monday, we review The Falcon And The Winter Soldier Episode 3: "Power Broker". But perhaps more importantly, we finally and definitively learn the name of the city of Madripoor. Or at least we try.

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Pacific Rim

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 07:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Pacific Rim, we might actually ruin your Alexa if you play this out loud, and we are visited once again by his royal highness Diego Del Gorbo.

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The Falcon And The Winter Soldier E02: "The Star-Spangled Man"

Mon, 29 Mar 2021 06:30:00 +0000

In this Marvellous Mini-Monday, we review The Falcon And The Winter Soldier Episode 2: "The Star-Spangled Man" and we are struck with awe and wonder as we unveil your Spring Delirium champion.

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Godzilla: King Of The Monsters

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 07:50:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Godzilla: King of the Monsters, we finally get to talk about Kyle Chandler after all these years, and Carter (against all odds) overcomes the hiccups.

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The Falcon And The Winter Soldier E01: "New World Order"

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000

In this Marvellous Mini-Monday, we review The Falcon And The Winter Soldier Episode 1: "New World Order" and we watch in awe as our Spring Delirium combatants duke it out to arrive at the championship match.

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Kong: Skull Island

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 08:25:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Kong: Skull Island, Carter finds the perfect quote, Jordan performs some light vehicular maintenance, and Doz has a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Time.

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Mini-Monday 112: Spring Delirium 2021, Pt. 1

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 06:10:00 +0000

Mini-Monday has returned (at least for a week) and my goodness how it's grown! In this very-nearly-regular-sized episode, we celebrate another triumphant return. Spring Delirium is back and wilder than ever. Listen as we burn through the first two rounds and whittle our bracket down to the Elite Eight!

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Godzilla (2014)

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 09:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Godzilla, we are openly critical of Muto morphology, and we finally reveal What's In The Box.

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WandaVision E09: "The Series Finale"

Mon, 08 Mar 2021 08:30:00 +0000

In this Marvellous Mini-Monday, it's all over, people. With the release of WandaVision Episode 9: "The Series Finale", absolutely every question has been answered. There are no more loose ends, no sequel teases, and we'll never see Wanda again.

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Silver Linings Playbook

Tue, 02 Mar 2021 08:05:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Silver Linings Playbook, Carter describes the Best Scene To Kiss Your Future Wife To, and we play some Extra Credit.

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WandaVision E08: "Previously On"

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 09:45:00 +0000

In this Marvellous Mini-Monday, we review WandaVision Episode 8: "Previously On", we learn to see Purple (or perhaps Red), we take a crisp sip of our Arctic Berry Avenger, and several of our predictions are dashed upon the rocks of reality.

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The Hunger Games

Tue, 23 Feb 2021 09:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Hunger Games, we reveal the ultimate weapon in the Games (it's Beyblades), and Jordan and Doz are roommates again.

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WandaVision E07: "Breaking The Fourth Wall"

Mon, 22 Feb 2021 09:00:00 +0000

In this Marvellous Mini-Monday, we review WandaVision Episode 7: "Breaking The Fourth Wall", Carter finally does a ComicBook, we play a truly riveting round of Synops-Us, and we make some bold predictions that we guarantee will make us look quite stupid in only a matter of weeks.

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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 08:20:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, we play some Extra Credit, and Jordan falls madly and deeply in love with the Topo.

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WandaVision E06: "All-New Halloween Spooktacular!"

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 08:55:00 +0000

In this Marvellous Mini-Monday, we review WandaVision Episode 6: "All-New Halloween Spooktacular!". In this episode, we raise hell along with all our demonspawn friends, we argue about what is or isn't (and what should or shouldn't be) included in our definition of multiverse, and Doz just won't shut up about Indiana Jones.

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Nightcrawler

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 04:28:26 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Nightcrawler, we talk a lot about Jake Gyllenhaal's transformation into a Hell Lemur, and Jordan discovers both the most pristine and the sweatiest audio environment.

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WandaVision E05: “On A Very Special Episode”

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

In this Marvellous Mini-Monday, we review WandaVision Episode 5: "On A Very Special Episode" and we definitely talk about it. You know, the thing, the REALLY BIG thing that happens in this episode? The one that when you watched, you were like "DANG WHAT A BIG THING THIS IS ON MY TV RIGHT NOW." That one? Yeah we talk about it.

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Training Day

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 09:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Training Day, we answer some Washington Quashtions, and we eat an avocado without crying.

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WandaVision E04: "We Interrupt This Program"

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 09:45:00 +0000

In this Marvellous Mini-Monday, we review WandaVision Episode 4: "We Interrupt This Program", we finally take the time to celebrate some Stars that got Born, and Zoom thinks we're music.

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Fargo

Tue, 26 Jan 2021 10:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Fargo, Jordan offers a grim prognosis for the future of buffet dining, Doz invents the food truck, and Carter's hankering for a tonally bizarre Lord Of The Rings spinoff.

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WandaVision E03: "Now In Color"

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 06:00:00 +0000

In this Marvellous Mini-Monday, we review WandaVision Episode 3: "Now In Color"! Carter discovers that Google is useful for WandaVision reviews, Doz tries (and fails) to silence his inner Star Wars nerd, and Jordan is holding out for a Charmed revival.

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Donnie Darko

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 06:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Donnie Darko, we put chapstick on all our posters, and we learn that we are in the presence of Spurlin' Bee Royalty.

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WandaVision E01: "Filmed Before A Live Studio Audience" and E02: "Don't Touch That Dial"

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 06:30:00 +0000

In this Marvellous not-so-Mini-Monday, we review the WandaVision season premiere! We're talking about everything that happens in the first two episodes, and we're just as confused by it as you are. We also play a game of Synops-Us, and the resulting products are, predictably, quite bad.

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Remember The Titans

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 06:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Remember The Titans, Carter explains how to know when football does a good job, Jordan promises several folks a kiss, and Doz lets it slip that he might have seen Thomas And The Magic Railroad in theaters.

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Mini-Monday 103: The Final Monday

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 06:00:00 +0000

In this bite-size Mini-Monday, we bid adieu to an old friend the only way we know how: by losing Extra Credit and talking about the most confusing children's television show of all time.

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Godmothered

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 07:45:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Godmothered. we bemoan the fact that we're not reviewing Elf or Enchanted, and Carter demonstrates his automotive self-sufficiency.

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Mini-Monday 102: Grumpy Lumpy Mean Green Christmas Machine

Mon, 21 Dec 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this bite-size Mini-Monday, it's beginning to look a lot like Synops-Us. Gather round the blazing Yuletide fire and listen as we spin yarns starring angels, bank employees, and a certain grumpy lumpy mean green Christmas Machine.

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Happiest Season

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Happiest Season, Jordan makes peppermint hotdogs, Doz makes a meat Swiss roll, and Carter makes sure we all get along.

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Mini-Monday 101: Golf Sommeliere

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this barely-bite-size Mini-Monday, we attempt to break down the absolutely massive list of Disney announcements from last week. But it's hard work, so just like any other hard working boys, we blow off some steam by hitting the links.

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Christmas On The Square

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we travel all the way to Fullerton to review Dolly Parton's Christmas musical, Christmas On The Square. This movie's got all the classic holiday traditions you know and love -- a rhinestoned angel who undoubtedly smells of hairspray, a whole smattering of songs you'll instantly forget, a father who blasts out impressive vocal runs in his daughter's hospital room, and a Christian pastor named Pastor Christian.

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Mini-Monday 100: Mini Onehunday

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this special Mini-Monday, we're celebrating one hundred Mini-Mondays with the return of a long-forgotten game and the Voltronification of two bonafide classics. And if you've listened to even one of the past ninety-nine episodes, you can probably predict exactly how these games will go.

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Feliz NaviDad

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this, the perhaps most-anticipated episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Feliz NaviDad, Melissa Joan Hart's new Lifetime film that bears a suspiciously similar title, lead actor, and general premise to the joke film we wrote two years ago. We know which version we prefer.

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Mini-Monday 99: Feliz Navi-Dad [A Two Chunks And A Hunk Original Film]

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we're going back to the very beginning. Deep in the primordial podcast past, we wrote a fake Hallmark movie called Feliz Navi-Dad about a single parent finding love over the Christmas season. And now, in this two thousand and twentieth year, Lifetime has made a movie called Feliz NaviDad about a single parent finding love over the Christmas season. Join us for a trip down memory lane as we revisit our original pitch for Feliz Navi-Dad in anticipation of our review of Lifetime's Feliz NaviDad.

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High School Musical

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 07:17:40 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review High School Musical, Carter makes the new worst joke ever on the podcast, and Jordan and Doz fight about the perfect crime.

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Mini-Monday 98: Widdle Wednesday 2

Wed, 25 Nov 2020 17:27:30 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday (or is it a widdle bitty Widdle Wednesday?), we play Movie Golf (Lower Score Wins) and we're playing for all the marbles. The winner gets to decide which streaming platform each Podboy will have to choose a movie from for our next series!

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Smart House

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Smart House, but most importantly, we each take turns putting our feet in our mouths and saying the worst things we've ever said on our podcast. We've got that Night Time Recording energy in this one, and we may never recover.

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Mini-Monday 97: Movie Golf (Lower Score Wins)

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 06:10:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we do some work for the James Bondiverse (that may have already been done), we play a riveting round of Movie Golf: Lower Score Wins, and we disagree about our first date story.

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Zenon: Girl Of The 21st Century

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 06:15:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Zenon: Girl Of The 21st Century, Jordan makes nachos, Carter can't skate, and Doz does a good talk.

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Mini-Monday 96: Hugely Popular Nineties Sitcom

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Extra Credit robs us of our mental faculties and leaves us grasping at straws when trying to remember the name of a Hugely Popular Nineties Sitcom. Don't worry though, we do manage to come up with about a dozen wrong names for the That's So Raven Sequel.

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The Luck Of The Irish

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Luck of the Irish, but mostly we spend a fair amount of time talking about talent shows, lip synching, and Trader Joes.

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Mini-Monday 95: Rabit Troll

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play journey down some seldom-traveled Rabbit Trolls, we wonder if NASCARS have horns, and we bring you the latest salacious details of our blood feud with Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

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Hocus Pocus (Bonus Episode)

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 05:00:00 +0000

In this SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Hocus Pocus, we find our Halloween spirit, and Carter refuses to drink coffee.

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The Silence Of The Lambs

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Silence of the Lambs (finally giving Carter a chance to talk about his favorite movie), we do lots of bad impressions (but it's no skin off our backs), and we discover that Buffalo Bill has been working on secret projects for Marvel and for Fashion.

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Mini-Monday 94: Extra Credit Strikes Again

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play some Extra Credit. If you've listened before, you know how it goes. We cleanse our palates with some Rumpelstiltskin (a game that we literally can't lose), and we find out the exact boundaries for the size of a monster.

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Get Out

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Get Out, Jordan is very interested, Carter sings some acoustic guitar, and Doz discovers the ugly truth about Zordon's popularity.

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Mini-Monday 93: Jon Favreau's Wild Ride

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 06:20:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, he slips through our fingers like water. We know he's there, at the fringes of our vision, the very perimeters of our perception, manifesting as a shimmering mirage that vanishes when we try to look more closely. We hear him whispering, calling to us across space and time, yet we are unable to listen. But you should listen. To this podcast. So you can hear us royally beef it at A Star Was Born.

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It Follows

Tue, 13 Oct 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review It Follows, Doz eats his spinach, Carter's running out of jumps, and Jordan suffers a potentially life-threatening injury at the hands of a Sour Patch Kid.

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Mini-Monday 92: In Which The Podboys Have A Disastrous False Start

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the energy we've brought to the intro is all kinds of weird. You'd think after three years it would all be muscle memory, but that is clearly not the case. We're demonstrably flustered, we're shouting, and we're singing weird songs (which now that we write it out sounds like a pretty classic Mini-Monday).

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The Shining

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this spooktacular episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Shining, we come up with several different metaphors (all at once) to assess the ScareFactor of a movie, and fully one third of us is physically incapable of doing a Jack Nicholson impression.

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Mini-Monday 91: Competitive Costuming

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Jordan and Doz test their monster mettle against one another in the competitive task of costume compilation, and we celebrate the spookiest season with our spookiest soundbite.

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Knives Out

Tue, 29 Sep 2020 05:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Knives Out, we celebrate some special anniversaries, and Mister E. makes his grand exit by giving away some merch.

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Mini-Monday 90: Axe Off

Mon, 28 Sep 2020 05:00:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we each reveal our top four ensemble casts, we continue to heap (mostly undue) praise at the feet of Fast and Furious, and the face off (or rather, axe off) that we've all been waiting for is finally here.

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Zodiac

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 05:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Zodiac, we think we caught the real Zodiac (or maybe that's just the placenta effect), and we get really bummed out about Dermot Mulroney.

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Mini-Monday 89: Get Haunted!

Mon, 21 Sep 2020 05:00:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter does a perfect impression, we "BAM" up a classic Mini-Monday game, and we make some bold and, frankly, long overdue changes to the Oreo brand.

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The Fugitive

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Fugitive, we wear special shirts for Twenties Boys, and we offer our definitive and unchanging opinion about fast food chicken.

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Mini-Monday 88: In Which We Whisk You Off On A Wild West Adventure

Mon, 14 Sep 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In the distance, you hear hooves thundering toward you. You squint, barely able to make out three silhouettes on horseback, each wearing a comically over-sized ten gallon hat. As their features come into focus, you recognize these boys. They're the three podcasting-est, prospectoring-est podboys you've ever seen. And they're here to whisk you off on a wild west adventure. One that will last literally less than a minute. They're also gonna introduce a new game and finally beat an old one. Saddle up, pardners.

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Gone Girl

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 05:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Gone Girl, we reference Brink! again (we know you were worried it wouldn't come up), and we finally learn how to be funny after all these episodes.

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Mini-Monday 87: iDracula

Mon, 07 Sep 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the boys encounter fearsome monsters at every turn. They are nearly "chalmped" by a Duneworm, their homes are aggressively improved upon by Tonathan Jaylor Jhomas, they are propelled through space and time by Adam-Sandler-With-That-Remote, and just when they believe they have completed this ghoulish gauntlet, what horror should greet their eyes than that grim visage of the bat-bitten fiend known only as iDracula.

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Clue

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Clue, we discover the artistic merit of a well-timed balloon fart, and we are introduced to a mysterious man with phenomenal cosmic powers.

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Mini-Monday 86: New Game, Same Story

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter introduces a brand new game. Which you'd think would be exciting, right? A new game, brimming with new possibilities; the promise of potential victory finally within our grasp. Yeah, right. If you think that we're going to be good at this new game, you haven't been paying attention.

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Les Misérables (with Katie Peslis)

Tue, 25 Aug 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we are joined once more by our good friend Katie Peslis to review Les Misérables, we force Katie to start her own podcast, and we celebrate hatch chile season by getting a li'l spicy.

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Mini-Monday 85: Oops! All Games! (with Katie Peslis)

Mon, 24 Aug 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this not-very-bite-sized not-very-Mini-Monday, someone got their games all in our podcast! This episode of Mini-Monday is chockablock full of games! We're talking wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling, sea-to-shining-sea. Which, now that we're writing it down, probably isn't all that different from a regular Mini-Monday.

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The Sound Of Music

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Sound Of Music, we are caught in young Chris Plummer's mystifying aura, and Jordan is ruthlessly and relentlessly bullied by Carter and Doz.

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Mini-Monday 84: Roll Swap

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the unfathomable power of a cinematic switcherooni is positively pouring from our Freaky-Friday fingers. With just a few simple words, we can transform an ordinary movie into an extraordinary one by simply swapping two of the actors. Or, maybe we will ruin a classic. We'll let you be the judge of that.

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The Greatest Showman

Tue, 11 Aug 2020 05:20:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Greatest Showman, we visit the first ever Chuy's Tex-Mex, and we introduce you all to our good friend Bank Darryl.

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Mini-Monday 83: Duckcession

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 05:30:00 +0000

Life in Duckberg is no longer like an aeroplane for adult brothers Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck. They have been named the sole inheritors of their deceased Great-Uncle Scrooge's vault -- namely the vast oceans of golden coins contained therein. When their Uncle Donald attempts to strong arm the brothers, his former wards, out of Scrooge's will, the Duck family begins to crumble. Will these birds of a feather continue to flock together, or are the quacks in the bedrock of their family too deep to repair? Tune into Duckcession to find out, and tune in to Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode!

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La La Land

Tue, 04 Aug 2020 05:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: it's another day of sun as we review La La Land, we're treated to another lovely Singnopsis from our friend Katie Peslis, and we get dangerously close to a "that's awesome" train.

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Mini-Monday 82: What Dreams, Dreams, Dreams Are Made Of

Mon, 03 Aug 2020 05:00:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we're excited to announce the most anticipated movie of all time. We're just so unbelievably jazzed for the Grown-Up-Adventures of SharkAdult and LavaWoman. We will finally learn that sharks are the opposite of lava, and we even hear that LavaWoman will break her famous vow of silence. It's nice to know that in truly wild and unprecedented times, we've got totally normal and necessary films to look forward to.

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Mary Poppins (with Katie Peslis)

Tue, 28 Jul 2020 05:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Mary Poppins with some help from our good friend Katie Peslis, we're treated to our first ever Singnopsis, and meet Mary's dirty pal Bert.

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Mini-Monday 81: Katie's Here! (with Katie Peslis)

Mon, 27 Jul 2020 05:00:00 +0000

Okay, here's the deal. This episode is decidedly NOT "Mini". In really any way, shape, or form. But we hope you'll forgive us when you hear our special guest! We had such a fun time hanging out and playing games with the one and only Katie Peslis in this episode!

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Dunkirk

Tue, 21 Jul 2020 05:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Dunkirk, we refuse to leave home without our bellybags, and Carter's Nana comes to visit.

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Mini-Monday 80: Jants

Mon, 20 Jul 2020 05:00:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we're gonna ask you to go on a journey with us. Close your eyes. Now picture jorts. The denim ripples and dances in the summer wind. Now picture the denim growing longer, longer, and longer still until finally, playfully, it touches the very ground upon which we stand, billowing just slightly out of reach of the soles of your shoes. Congratulations, friends, your jorts have become jants.

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Interstellar

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Interstellar, we find our Eater's High, and we uncover the lasting secret to a perfect Michael Caine impression (put literally anything in your mouth).

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Mini-Monday 79: The Coin Flip

Mon, 13 Jul 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we've finally come to terms with what kinds of podcasts really pull the big numbers, and we caved to the pressure. We've officially morphed into an actual-play coin flip podcast. Join us for a thrilling adventure in collaborative storytelling, but please bear with us while we get a handle on the gameplay mechanics.

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Inception

Tue, 07 Jul 2020 06:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Inception, Jordan has a French-impression-missed-connection, and we find the least interesting movie quotes.

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Mini-Monday 78: The Topo Chico Mystery

Mon, 06 Jul 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we've hidden exactly one piece of descriptive imagery referring to that sparkling-est of waters, Topo Chico. And trust us, you'll never be able to guess what it is. Sure, there will be times when you think you've solved it, but trust us when we say it's an idea too dangerous and too powerful to be conceived of merely by chance. We also play Extra Credit in this one.

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The Prestige

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Prestige, Doz gives himself an At-Home DIY CT Scan, Jordan tricks the boys into talking about sandwiches during Shoutnouncements, and Carter learns something new about David Bowie.

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Mini-Monday 77: Box Office Ball, Season 3

Mon, 29 Jun 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we're drafting our teams and managing our expectations for Box Office Ball Season 3! Also, we just can't seem to be certain of anyone's name in this episode. Can't pronounce them. Can't remember them. Names just aren't our thing this week.

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Insomnia

Tue, 23 Jun 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Insomnia, we apologize ahead of time for some truly terrible Ray Romano impressions, and we discover that a full two thirds of your Podboys have unhealthy fruit eating practices.

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Mini-Monday 76: Mulan Luge

Mon, 22 Jun 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we're slipping and sliding down the icy slopes of ancient China to bring you another half-hour of Chunky podcasting. This week, we're learning to collaborate while playing Synops-Us and we're introducing a new segment called What's In The Box where we read our mail. It's much more exciting than it sounds.

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Memento

Tue, 16 Jun 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Memento, we quote the same line over and over (or maybe that's just our short-term memory acting up), and we are visited upon by three Sonics the Hedgehog.

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Mini-Monday 75: Kangaroo Jack 3

Mon, 15 Jun 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, it's about time you become acquainted with our true feelings about Kangaroo Jack. We here at Two Chunks HQ believe that it's the greatest piece of cinematic art of the past century. It's influenced us so profoundly that we're titling our episode after a passing reference to a heretofore un-imagined entry in that beloved franchise. We're also writing this description in Australian to celebrate. Mate.

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Widdle Wednesday

Wed, 10 Jun 2020 10:00:00 +0000

Because you just didn't have enough Two Chunks to listen to this week, here's a quick little (sorry, "widdle") bonus episode! Enjoy this conversation about our fantastic portraits by our friend Tyler and learn how we see ourselves in those movie characters!

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The Princess Bride

Wed, 10 Jun 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Princess Bride to close out the Summer Of Love, baby. Buckle your swashes right up and prepare to return to a time when both men and swamps were, in fact, swamps. Fire swamps, that is.

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The Princess Diaries

Tue, 09 Jun 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Princess Diaries because it's the Summer Of Love again, baby. Take a listen as we regale you with tales of Darn Julie Andrews and be amazed as we discover the shocking truth about Billy Joel's presence in The Matrix.

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Mini-Monday 74: Crilly Bistol

Mon, 08 Jun 2020 05:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we introduce you to another beloved character in our Two Chunks menagerie, kindly grocer Crilly Bistol. We also play Extra Credit in this episode, but if you've been listening for a while, I'm sure you can guess how that goes.

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Mini-Monday 73: There's A Goop For That

Mon, 01 Jun 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we help out our gal Gwyneth and offer her a totally great slogan, free of charge. Also in this episode, we goop you some of the juiciest celeb gossip this side of the tabloid rags, we each voice our goops about HBO Max, and we finally decide to stop letting that gooping rat Stuart Little off the gooping hook.

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Mars Needs Moms

Tue, 26 May 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Mars Needs Moms and we're gonna be honest: we struggle to find even one positive thing to say. Instead, we focus on the important work of this podcast, the work that only we can do, and we chart a course to a bolder, more complete understanding of the definition of the human butt.

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Mini-Monday 72: Quibi Presents "A Tale Of Three Jeffs"

Mon, 25 May 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we really stick it to Quibi. I mean totally roast them. We invent the single most interesting and appealing show of all time, and then we still don't subscribe to Quibi in spite of our amazing imaginary show. We're not sure if they'll ever recover from this.

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47 Ronin

Tue, 19 May 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review 47 Ronin, we pine wistfully after a movie that shall never exist, and we meet Jordan's good friend, Nigel.

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Mini-Monday 71: Good Potato Salad

Mon, 18 May 2020 06:35:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we've been slaving away in our podkitchen and we've whipped you up a batch of what we daresay might be the best potato salad you've ever downloaded. In a reference to a euphemism we're all very familiar with, we hope this potato salad is not bad, but in fact that it's actually quite good, which we all know is the most desirable type of potato salad there is.

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Monster Trucks

Tue, 12 May 2020 06:10:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Monster Trucks. Usually we write something funny here, but this time we will stick to facts. This movie stars two actors in their late twenties playing high school seniors, it's based on an idea from a four-year-old child, and it's a soft prequel to Pixar's Cars.

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Mini-Monday 70: I Love TikTok Stars

Mon, 11 May 2020 06:15:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we invite you to join us for our favorite after school snack. You've come home after a long day of fourth grade and you're absolutely famished. And then it hits you. That smell. The ooey, gooey goodness of a salty savory treat. It's TikTok Stars, fresh out of the oven.

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Jupiter Ascending

Tue, 05 May 2020 06:15:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Jupiter Ascending, we stare in bewildered fury at an inscrutable performance from Eddie Redmayne, we are transfixed by horrible visions of a speed skating space wolf-elf, and mostly we just take pity on all these actors that have to live with the fact that they were in this movie.

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Mini-Monday 69: Synops-Us

Mon, 04 May 2020 06:25:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter introduces a brand-new game that requires unparalleled synchronization between Jordan and Doz. They must join as two halves of one brain, united in their single-minded pursuit of the perfect synopsis. We will let you judge if they ever got there.

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Monsters, Inc.

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 06:05:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Monsters, Inc. but mainly we are sandwich crazy. Just absolutely nuts for those hearty, bready treats. Take a listen as we three sandwich-weavers turn mere minutes into something that feels like hours via detailed descriptions of every facet of sandwichcraft. If you somehow make it through our sandwich gauntlet, the rest of the episode is pretty great too.

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Mini-Monday 68: Silver Screen Smash

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 06:15:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, NINTENDO WHO!? That's what you'll be saying when you hear us play our super new game that totally smashes the video game it's based on, bro. We also play that scary Rumpelstiltskin clip again and we're very sorry about it.

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The Incredibles

Tue, 21 Apr 2020 15:57:07 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Incredibles, Carter anticipates gastrointestinal distress, Jordan has a strong opinion, and Doz is a big grump BUT his throat makes a funny noise so it's actually all fine.

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Mini-Monday 67: Breakfast Nachos

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 08:15:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the boys have done it again, bringing you all the perfect breakfast bonanza to quell those quarantine qualms. With an idea so revolutionary, so clearly inspired, you'd think they'd talk about it earlier in the episode instead of right at the very end. I guess you'll just have to listen through some Stars That Got Born and a particularly contentious edition of Rank You Very much to get to that craveable content you're here for.

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Toy Story

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 08:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Toy Story, we witness the moment a young neighbor boy's perception of reality is utterly shattered, and are joined by a very sad musical guest.

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Mini-Monday 66: Carter's Insect Adventure

Mon, 13 Apr 2020 07:35:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we finally get some of that sweetly deserved R&R. Spring Delirium is in your hands now, so we're just gonna chill. In this one, we catch up on the News, Carter catches a bug, and we might catch our lucky break in Extra Credit (or we might not -- you know we suck at that game).

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Finding Nemo

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 07:32:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Finding Nemo, we behold the horrifying visage of a human designed by machines, and we make lots of great ocean puns. They're really terrific and not at all contrived. I mean seriously the best puns ever you guys.

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Mini-Monday 65: Spring Delirium, Pt. 4

Mon, 06 Apr 2020 07:21:00 +0000

In this not-so-bite-sized not-so-Mini-Monday.....okay, look, we're not gonna sugarcoat it. You caught us. This barely qualifies as a Mini-Monday. It's more of a Maximum-Monday. In our defense, we had lots of actual, legitimate, important business to take care of in this episode, and two of our three hosts just couldn't seem to agree on anything at all. We're also like ninety percent sure that Allison Janney makes an appearance in this episode, but who can really be sure if she's in something at all?

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Inside Out

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 17:22:59 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Inside Out, we talk about the best raccoon you could possibly owe money to, and we discover what It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas, My Hero, and Bella Notte have in common.

This episode contains spoilers for Inside Out. Obviously.

NOTE: In the back half of this episode, you may hear some echoes in one of our mics. Don't be alarmed. Those are just the Shadow Hosts from the Dark Dimension trying to get on our podcast. They probably won't be back.

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Mini-Monday 64: Spring Delirium 2020, Pt. 3

Mon, 30 Mar 2020 08:15:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we ride to the rescue of a ruinous Madnessless March with another installment of our equivalently enthralling bracket-based character-competition, Spring Delirium. We also introduce a new game (called Re-Role: The Derek Project) after we hear about some Stars That Got Born.

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Up

Tue, 24 Mar 2020 08:27:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Up, we shine a spotlight on our least spotlighted team member, we can't say anything at all at the same time as each other, and we bring you all the latest science regarding the difference between valleys and canyons. I know, you're not even reading this any more because I've made it sound so good that you're already listening.

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Mini-Monday 63: Spring Delirium 2020, Pt. 2

Mon, 23 Mar 2020 08:15:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we venture once more into the fray. No distance shall keep us apart. We may be confined to our homes, but the sport-shaped hole in the heart of March grows ever more ravenous. Once more, we three podwarriors stand shoulder to shoulder. We stare into the beast's great maw and brandish our bracket-based sport-like game. We charge forward, once more unto the breach.

So all that to say, here's another episode of Spring Delirium.

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Coco

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Coco, we're weirdly fixated on all these very hard bone lips, and we attempt to determine once and for all whether a person's bones are spiritually whisked away to the Land of the Dead when they die or if it is more of a physical transmutation from earth bones to spirit bones. Strap on your science hats and dive in with us!

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Mini-Monday 62: Spring Delirium 2020, Pt. 1

Mon, 16 Mar 2020 08:21:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we have answered the call. There was a great void at the heart of March, and it grew ever-deeper by the day. The people tried to satiate its hunger, but still it devoured endlessly, relentlessly. March Madness was no more; the NBA itself in shambles. But only one podcast was courageous enough to gaze into the void and declare it powerless. "No more shall you devour the Sports of Men," the great podwarriors cried. "No more will your hunger consume our bracket-based competitions. We shall answer the call."

Anyway, Spring Delirium is back and we super hope you enjoy it.

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Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Tue, 10 Mar 2020 08:18:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Jordan becomes an American hero, Carter gets a (singular) boot, and Doz offers us his most perfect impression yet.

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Mini-Monday 61: Peter Jackson's King Kong In The Trunk

Mon, 09 Mar 2020 08:34:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, you won't believe what got caught In The News. But that's not all! Extra Credit is back (featuring Damien Chazelle’s most secret smash hit), and we find out which states in this great nation are the most Mater.

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Lethal Weapon

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Lethal Weapon, we are greeted by a good henchfriend from Nakatomi Plaza, and Carter introduces us to his good friend Chris.

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Mini-Monday 60: It's The News Time

Mon, 02 Mar 2020 08:25:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, it's the news time on this one as we catch folks In The News. Also, Rumpelstiltskin is back and so is that dang creepy rhyme and giggle combo. Know that we are sincerely sorry and also know that we are not going to stop including that.

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First Blood

Tue, 25 Feb 2020 08:42:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review First Blood, we have a little synopsis switcheroo, and Jordan invents a bespoke action hero for your ears only.

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Mini-Monday 59: Totally Twinsane

Mon, 24 Feb 2020 08:32:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play Friend, Franchise, or Free with the cast of The Batman, but most importantly, A Star Is Born features the truly momentous astronomical discovery of our first ever binary solar system!

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Die Hard

Tue, 18 Feb 2020 08:25:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Die Hard, we spend a long time (most of Shoutnouncements actually) talking about birds, and Carter graces your ears with perhaps the most accurate impression in the history of our show.

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Mini-Monday 58: Credit Line

Mon, 17 Feb 2020 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter introduces a new game. And we know what you're thinking: "Whatever the new game is, there's no way they're as bad at it as they are at Extra Credit." And, in a way, you're absolutely right. We are much, much worse.

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Baby Driver

Tue, 11 Feb 2020 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Baby Driver, we reference Peter and The Wolf and My Fair Lady AGAIN, and we are visited by Kevin Conroy (or is it Al Pacino?).

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Mini-Monday 57: The Trinity of Jasons

Mon, 10 Feb 2020 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the first stars of 2020 are born! We also attempt to create a national monument for our podcast and Carter introduces a brand new game!

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The Martian

Tue, 04 Feb 2020 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Martian, we present the first ever live portion of our program, and we know exactly three flowers.

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Mini-Monday 56: The Big Supe

Mon, 03 Feb 2020 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play Extra Credit. It is lots of fun for everyone involved and we really enjoy all the time we spend playing that very good and totally not impossible game. Special guest stars include Woody Harrelson, Sam Elliot, and the worst laugh Jordan's ever done.

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The King's Speech

Tue, 28 Jan 2020 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The King's Speech, Jordan's true accent is revealed, and we draw unfathomable amounts of power from our vitamins.

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Mini-Monday 55: Thissideup

Mon, 27 Jan 2020 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we begin our journey to Thissideup, where all cats are free! Along the way, we get caught In The News, we play some Rumpelstiltskin, and we offer some Yasses and Passes.

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Bridesmaids

Tue, 21 Jan 2020 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Bridesmaids, we celebrate our grandson Adam's birthday, and we discover that someone has replaced Doz with a certified, genuine Cranky Old Grouch. Listen at your own peril.

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Mini-Monday 54: Joaq The Line

Mon, 20 Jan 2020 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Jordan and Doz will play Extra Credit. They foolishly assume it will be a joaq in the park, but the truth will roaq their world. It's as if there is some sort of mental bloaq keeping them from taking stoaq of all the movies they know. Tune in for the boys' most shoaq-ing half hour of podcasting yet.

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A Quiet Place

Tue, 14 Jan 2020 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review A Quiet Place, we ask the big toot question about this movie that everyone is too afraid to ask, and you know we gotta make a Big Tuna joke. We just gotta.

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Mini-Monday 53: Box Office Ball, Season 2

Mon, 13 Jan 2020 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we draft our teams for Season 2 of Box Office Ball, we invent a new (terrible) children's television show, and we do an atrocious French accent.

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The Star Wars Holiday Special

Tue, 31 Dec 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this special Life Day episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Star Wars Holiday Special and we honestly just can't even handle it. Take a listen IF YOU DARE.

This episode might contain spoilers for all of Star Wars? Obviously.

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Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker

Tue, 24 Dec 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this gigantic, SPOILER-FILLED episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker, we find a way to introduce Captain Hook's first mate into the Star Wars canon, and Carter discovers an alternate (better??) actor to play the Skywalker Saga's most formidable villain.

This episode contains spoilers for all of Star Wars and ESPECIALLY SPOILERS FOR RISE OF SKYWALKER. Obviously.

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Mini-Monday 52: You Want, You Wish

Mon, 23 Dec 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play Extra Credit one last time (this decade), we look ahead to the Golden Globes, and Doz forgets that there aren't 53 weeks in a year.

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Solo: A Star Wars Story

Tue, 17 Dec 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Solo: A Star Wars Story, we get cool nicknames that we use as last names, and Carter's teeth are good.

This episode contains spoilers for all of Star Wars. Obviously.

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Mini-Monday 51: Avengers of Justice

Mon, 16 Dec 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Marvel Studios gets caught in the news, we play Extra Credit and it goes exactly how you'd expect, we rank the films of the Skywalker Saga, and Jordan gives Carter and Doz a Christmas present.

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Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Tue, 10 Dec 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: The Last Jedi, it gets pretty spicy in the studio (but not, like, as spicy as it could have been (but still pretty spicy)), and Jordan prepares for a party.

This episode contains spoilers for all of Star Wars. Obviously.

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Mini-Monday 50: Mr. Worldwide's Neighborhood

Mon, 09 Dec 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, it's a beautiful dale in the neighborhood, Jordan and Doz discover their Voltron name, and get caught in the Trachtenbeam.

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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Tue, 03 Dec 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Carter discovers an unfortunate celebrity twin, and there are entire planets made of delicious black bean dip.

This episode contains spoilers for all of Star Wars. Obviously.

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Mini-Monday 49: Amanda Seyfried's Birthday Surprise

Mon, 02 Dec 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we celebrate the birth of some Stars (and Carter has a Seyfreudian Slip), we play another round of Rumpelstiltskin, and Doz lies about a Disney song.

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Tue, 26 Nov 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: The Force Awakens, we fall into a deep Dave hole, and we learn our Star Wars names.

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Mini-Monday 48: Sir Barbara Caine

Mon, 25 Nov 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we are joined by the talented Two Chunks House Band for our intro, we introduce a scandalous new segment, and we discover a truly startling facial connection the weight of which we are not equipped to bear.

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Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith

Tue, 19 Nov 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, Jar Jar's presence in this film is hotly debated, and we raise unanswerable questions about The Emperor's facial anatomy.

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Mini-Monday 47: Owen The Cable Guy

Mon, 18 Nov 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we get a quick Box Office Ball update (as well as some news about Season 2), some Stars are Born with a Funky New Twist, and we attempt to unravel the mystery of the cinematic home of Schrödingers Irishman.

NOTE: There is an audio glitch right at the beginning of this episode. You missed Carter saying the word "of". To be fair, he doesn't really sound all that impressive saying that word so you didn't miss much.

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Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones

Tue, 12 Nov 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones, you can rest assured we do some Anakin impressions, and we run some ads that we don't get paid for.

This episode contains spoilers for all of Star Wars. Obviously.

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Mini-Monday 46: Crumpets At Midnight

Mon, 11 Nov 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we touch our heads, shoulders, Neeson toes; we play some Star Wars Prequel Trilogy themed Extra Credit; and we take a deep dive into some of Ewan McGregor's lesser known films.

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Additional music from https://filmmusic.io
"Discovery Hit" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Tue, 05 Nov 2019 07:30:00 +0000

In this accidentally-longer-than-usual episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, Carter does the best impression on our show so far, and we take our Star Wars spiciness to the next level.

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Mini-Monday 45: Sky High (with Mike Trozzo)

Mon, 04 Nov 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this not so mini Mini-Monday, we are joined by our Famous, Mike Trozzo! We review Sky High, we play a famous edition of Rank You Very Much, and we are regaled by Mike's stories of stunts and wrap books!

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Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi

Tue, 29 Oct 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi, we have some (potentially??) very spicy opinions, and Carter sings "Jedi Rocks" several times.

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Mini-Monday 44: Chunkoween

Mon, 28 Oct 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized, SPOOKY Mini-Monday, we celebrate Chunkoween (spookily), we play a spooky edition of Rank You Very Much, and we tell the spooky stories of our spookiest movie experiences.

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Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Tue, 22 Oct 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, we catch a glimpse of those elusive Muppet feet, and Doz almost beefs his Super Pump.

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Mini-Monday 43: Al Gore Rhythm

Mon, 21 Oct 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we move our bodies and our souls to the Al Gore Rhythm, we play some Star Wars Original Trilogy themed Extra Credit, and Yass or Pass introduces us to the greatest movie of all time.

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Star Wars: A New Hope

Tue, 15 Oct 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: A New Hope (henceforth known as "Intergalactic Hootenanny"), we make some startling connections between a certain Jedi Master and a certain Microsoft Word paperclip, and we can't stop calling things iconic.

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Mini-Monday 42: Extremely Vile, Shockingly Evil, and Incredibly Close

Mon, 14 Oct 2019 08:45:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, some Stars are finally Born again and Martin Corscese faces off against Samuel L. Jackson!

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Joker

Tue, 08 Oct 2019 08:45:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Joker (with some potentially spicy opinions), we find out what DC actually stands for, and we make big promises about Zimbabwe-related merch.

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Mini-Monday 41: In This Corner

Mon, 07 Oct 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we compare Disney+ and Apple TV+, we give some recommendations in Yass Or Pass, and Carter brings us a new game called In This Corner!

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Cutthroat Island

Tue, 01 Oct 2019 08:30:00 +0000

THIS BE THE FINAL WEEK OF OUR SERIES "SHIVER ME SEPTIMBERS" -- PLEASE REMAIN SEATED UNTIL THE SHIP IS FULLY DOCKED!

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Cutthroat Island; we join pirates Bean-Knifer, Chain Hand, and Wesley Willy Billy Shaw on a high-seas adventure; and we find out where boatbugs come from.

This episode contains spoilers for Cutthroat Island, but this movie is SO BAD, so us pirates don't care if it's ruined for you.

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Mini-Monday 39: Conversation Starter Water Cooler Conversation Talker

Mon, 30 Sep 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In Mini-Monday, Carter make new game with long name that use all our words. None left for episode description. We also say Whatcha Streamin' and talk about Emmys.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Tue, 24 Sep 2019 08:30:00 +0000

THIS BE WEEK THREE OF OUR NEW SERIES "SHIVER ME SEPTIMBERS" -- KEEP SCRUBBIN' THE DECK!

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, we briefly check in with Area 51, and we can't hide our pirate eyes.

This episode contains spoilers for Pirates of the Caribbean, but us pirates don't care if the movie is ruined for you.

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Mini-Monday 38: Peter, The Vanilla Boy

Mon, 23 Sep 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we are finally free of the Curse of Paradise, but we don't leave the island without being reintroduced to the most vanilla boy ever. We also play Extra Credit, and you already know how it goes.

This is the last episode of Chunks in Paradise, but you can still tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode!

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Hook

Tue, 17 Sep 2019 08:30:00 +0000

THIS BE WEEK TWO OF OUR NEW SERIES "SHIVER ME SEPTIMBERS" -- HOPE YE GOT YER SEA LEGS.

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Hook, Captain Cotillion does away with the previously adhered to social structures inherent in the introduction to our podcast episodes, and we do the Pirate Swish.

This episode contains spoilers for Hook, but us pirates don't care if the movie is ruined for you.

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Mini-Monday 37: We're Still Bad At Games (Reprise)

Mon, 16 Sep 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, it's the same game-song and second game-verse on Paradise Island. Jordan and Doz continue to fail Extra Credit while some of our most beloved Paradisians fail at falling in love.

This is the seventh part of Chunks In Paradise. Seven weeks? Really? Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode!

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Muppet Treasure Island

Tue, 10 Sep 2019 08:30:00 +0000

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In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Muppet Treasure Island, we receive our pirate names, and we struggle to remember the names of both Muppets and classic literary characters.

This episode contains spoilers for Muppet Treasure Island, but us pirates don't care if the movie is ruined for you.

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Mini-Monday 36: The Longest Minute

Mon, 09 Sep 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we are still stranded on Paradise, but honestly we hardly even mention it. JPJ catches a fish, Derek leaves, and we forget to set a timer for a game that we are bad at.

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Mean Girls

Tue, 03 Sep 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Mean Girls, Carter makes a bad October joke, and we invent new pirate-themed pool tricks.

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Mini-Monday 35: We're Still Bad At Games

Mon, 02 Sep 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we can't seem to escape the Isle of Paradise! JPJ has a meltdown, there's some wedding drama, and honestly we're so bored of all of it! Also in this episode, we play Extra Credit and it goes exactly how you think.

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Dead Poets Society

Tue, 27 Aug 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Dead Poets Society, we reveal our totally nautical September series, and we accidentally become a food podcast.

This episode contains spoilers for Dead Poets Society. Obviously.

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Mini-Monday 34: Baked Earth

Mon, 26 Aug 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we standeth transfix'd on the beaches of Paradise yet again, pining after love long sought. We gaze in awe as young lov'rs falleth in and out of relationship with one anoth'r, two beautiful men wage candied war for the affections of their lov'r, young mistress Demi finally maketh a decision, and our fine host Carter hast writ a very goode verse to commemorate the occasion.

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Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Tue, 20 Aug 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Ferris Bueller's Day Off, we're joined in the studio by The Boss himself, and we talk about Beethoven (the dog not the man) a surprising number of times.

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Mini-Monday 33: Not Movies, Shows

Mon, 19 Aug 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we find ourselves on the sandy shores of Paradise once more! Confident Cam completely collapses! JPJ soliloquizes a Shakespearean sonnet to a transfixed Tayshia! Nicole is caught between kindly Clay and contentious Christian! All this and more in this episode!

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School Of Rock

Tue, 13 Aug 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review School Of Rock, we create a new stage show starring The Rock and Jack Black, and we are VERY cool teachers.

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Mini-Monday 32: Hoop (Like Dunking)

Mon, 12 Aug 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we spend another SPICY week in Paradise! Blake is only after WiiSports! Demi is filled with secret wisdom! JPJ yarfs up some tacos! All this and more in this episode!

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Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

Tue, 06 Aug 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Hobbs & Shaw, we return to a very special Corner, and Carter makes the best classic American literature reference on our podcast to date.

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Mini-Monday 31: Chunks In Paradise

Mon, 05 Aug 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we are excited for this year's season of "Bachelor In Jordanpatrickwonders", Disney makes every dollar concievable, and Jason Statham teaches us how to swooze a romantic partner.

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How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days

Tue, 30 Jul 2019 08:05:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, we haphazardly slip in and out of a McConaughey voice, and Jordan gives the other boys the worst sign-off prompt.

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Mini-Monday 30: Campfire Friends Crew

Mon, 29 Jul 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we are maybe the last movie podcast to cover this year's Marvel Studios SDCC Hall H presentation, we unveil our campfire friends crews, and Carter casually drops the biggest revelation in the history of our podcast about a minute before the episode ends.

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The Proposal

Tue, 23 Jul 2019 07:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Proposal, we get very sidetracked talking about soap, and Carter learns how ages work.

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Mini-Monday 29: Funny Froot Loops Bird

Mon, 22 Jul 2019 07:30:00 +0000

In this larger than usual Macro-Monday, we begin our program with a special musical guest, we continue to fail at Extra Credit, and we review The Lion King (2019)!

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Hitch

Tue, 16 Jul 2019 07:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Hitch, we eat some What's-Up-Doc-Carrots, and Jordan discovers that the gravitational pull of Keanu Reeves is too great to resist.

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Mini-Monday 28: We Missed The Boom

Mon, 15 Jul 2019 08:30:00 +0000

After a week ablart, the Two Chunks boys are back to warm your blart with an all new bite-sized Mini-Monday! Let Jordan, Doz, and Blarter help you get a head-blart on your week as they check in on Box-Office Ball, play The Nameless Game, and miss the Boom entirely.

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Spider-Man: Far From Home

Tue, 09 Jul 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Spider-Man: Far From Home, we chew some cinnamon rolls directly into our microphones, and we reveal our chunky eating habits.

This episode contains spoilers for Far From Home, Endgame, and pretty much every other Marvel movie too honestly.

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Mini-Monday 27: The Boys With No Beans

Mon, 08 Jul 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the Two Chunks boys foolishly show up to record having consumed little to no coffee. Behold as these beanless boys bravely bumble through a special, all-games episode (and boldly brew up a new game along the way).

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500 Days Of Summer

Tue, 02 Jul 2019 08:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review 500 Days Of Summer, we try (unsuccessfully) to get a handle on the exact definition of a grill, and we spend more time than you might expect attempting impressions and talking about imaginary seafood restaurants.

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Mini-Monday 26: Done At Barbo

Mon, 01 Jul 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we celebrate the return of A Star Was Born, we present the definitive list of numerically named movies, and we accidentally give some free promotion to what sounds like the worst movie we will never see.

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Sweet Home Alabama

Tue, 25 Jun 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Sweet Home Alabama, we find ourselves engaged to the 35th United States President, and Doz gets very angry at McDreamy.

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Mini-Monday 25: Reverse Parking Miss Daisy

Mon, 24 Jun 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we take a trip down to the sweet cinematic South, we give some more recommendations in Yass or Pass, and we flex our good and strong Sports Boy muscles!

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Sleepless In Seattle

Tue, 18 Jun 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Sleepless In Seattle, we brag about our self-care routines, and we discuss our love for Nora Fephron's nephron Zatch Fefron.

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Mini-Monday 24: Dumb About Decades

Mon, 17 Jun 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter discovers the game that Jordan and Doz are the least skilled at, we introduce Yass or Pass, and we get our video game on in honor of E3!

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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

Tue, 11 Jun 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, the whole eating trash thing comes up again, and we debut the second trailer for our next series.

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Mini-Monday 23: Praise God For Beef!

Mon, 10 Jun 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter makes a superheroic mistake, we introduce the world to one of our favorite games, and we we praise God for all this delicious beef!

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Arrival

Tue, 04 Jun 2019 08:03:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Arrival, Jordan does a bad Woody Harrelson, Doz is reminded of his culinary sins (again), and Carter gets a cramp. Like a really, really bad one. It would be funny if we weren't so worried.

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Mini-Monday 22: The Crystal Ball

Mon, 03 Jun 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we return to Ro-Tel, we gaze into our very fancy Crystal Ball, and we fall in love (all over again)!

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Alien

Tue, 28 May 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Alien, Jordan is attacked by frozen soda, and the worst airline captain in the whole world navigates us through one of our show's most turbulent transitions.

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Mini-Monday 21: Our FIVErite Films

Mon, 27 May 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we revisit Box Office Ball before diving headfirst into our five favorite films! Or, as a really funny person would say: our FIVErite films! We hope that very funny title doesn't cause you all to bust a gut too hard to enjoy this episode!

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Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

Tue, 21 May 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, everything is coming up Doz, and two thirds of us improvise a movie tagline on the spot in perfect synchronicity.

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Mini-Monday 20: That's A-Podcast!

Mon, 20 May 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-size episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk, we take a trip across the (Mediterranean) pond to experience the sights and sounds of Mother Italia. You'll see the ancestral homeland of one of cinema's greatest Stars and you'll hear us talk about the final episodes of some famous "programmi televisivi", all as part of a guided tour by our beautiful country's most famous plumber.

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Prisoners

Tue, 14 May 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Prisoners, Jordan puts on chapstick, Doz is reminded of his past culinary sins, and Carter lies about a Blu-Ray.

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Mini-Monday 19: Ro-Tel It On The Mountain

Mon, 13 May 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-size episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

Ro-Tel it on the mountain
Spicy takes everywhere
Ro-Tel it on the mountain
(And we play a Star Was Born)

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Gladiator

Tue, 07 May 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Gladiator, Carter visits Rome with his best friend Mr. Scott, but most importantly we kick it up a notch with Gemeril Lagasse. Bam!

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Mini-Monday 18: The Great Pokémigration

Mon, 06 May 2019 08:34:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play the worst round of A Star Is Born yet, we take a look at some movies that were theatrically underappreciated, and we win or we die as we play the Game of Groans.

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Avengers: Endgame

Tue, 30 Apr 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this spoiler-filled, Hulk-sized episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Avengers: Endgame, Doz eats trash, Carter punches a pet, and we all play Thortnite.

This episode contains MAJOR spoilers for Avengers: Endgame. Obviously.

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Mini-Monday 17: Avengers: Pregame

Mon, 29 Apr 2019 08:28:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we reveal our next series, we spoil Game of Thrones (up to Season 8 Episode 2), and we DON'T spoil Avengers: Endgame!

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The Lion King (1994)

Tue, 23 Apr 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Lion King (1994), we are joined in the studio by Deep Voice Jordan and his many impressions, and we become acquainted with the tragedy of Timon Berkowitz the Fatherless.

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Mini-Monday 16: Marvelous Medium Monday (Nights)

Mon, 22 Apr 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this slightly-larger-than-bite-sized Mini-Monday, we celebrate some beautiful baby Stars, we give you a second IgnoRant, and we talk all things Marvel in anticipation of Avengers: Endgame.

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The Emperor's New Groove (2000)

Tue, 16 Apr 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Emperor's New Groove (2000), we marvel at the many voice credits of the Good Man, and we are blessed with the presence of Sting and his wife Stang.

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Mini-Monday 15: IgnoRant

Mon, 15 Apr 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we reveal your Spring Delirium Champion, we recall once more the joy of holding a newborn Star in our arms, and we give you one and a half IgnoRants for the price of one.

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Mulan (1998)

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Mulan (1998), we encounter The Babyman, and Donny Osmond does some Good Music.

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Mini-Monday 14: Daenarius Targaryen's Muscle Chris Mix-Up

Mon, 08 Apr 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we announce the participants in the Spring Delirium Championship, we rank some stars so bright they only need one name, and Carter has trouble remembering which Chris is which.

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Tarzan (1999)

Tue, 02 Apr 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Tarzan (1999), we are graced with the musical stylings of the Collins brothers, and Doz makes the worst pun in the history of our podcast.

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Mini-Monday 13: Spring Delirium, Pt. 2

Mon, 01 Apr 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we painstakingly eliminate sidekick after sidekick, ever ruthless in our quest to arrive at the Final Four. Beliefs are tested. Friendships are broken. The Goof Troop is fractured.

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Hercules (1997)

Tue, 26 Mar 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Hercules (1997), Carter does a French horn noise, Jordan does a Thwomp from Super Mario noise, and Doz does the noise of someone who doesn't know what songs Michael Bolton didn't write.

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Mini-Monday 12: Spring Delirium, Pt. 1

Mon, 25 Mar 2019 08:32:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we make our way through the first round of Spring Delirium.

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Aladdin (1992)

Tue, 19 Mar 2019 08:42:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Aladdin (1992), we blow the lid off the relationship between Iago and Jafar, and we are joined by our first ever live studio audience.

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Mini-Monday 11: The Disney Villenn Diagram

Mon, 18 Mar 2019 08:00:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we unveil The Disney Villenn Diagram, but only after Jordan and Doz learn Carter's last name.

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Captain Marvel

Tue, 12 Mar 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this spoiler-filled episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Captain Marvel, we take a deep dive into the ways we visualize time, and Doz deeply hurts Ben Mendelsohn's feelings.

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Mini-Monday 10: Mike McClane's Pokey Throat Water

Mon, 11 Mar 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we celebrate the birth of some rare March Stars, we discuss Amazon's new Lord of the Rings series, and we promote our favorite types of pokey throat water.

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Green Book (2019 Best Picture Winner)

Tue, 05 Mar 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Green Book, we choose sides in the forthcoming trashcan wars, and Jordan invents the worst ever character during Shoutnouncements.

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Mini-Monday 9: Sports Gets Ranked!

Mon, 04 Mar 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we spend time talking about the funny Bazinga thing Sheldon says, we rank some sports movies, and we introduce a new segment, I Have A Bad Feeling About This!

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Run The Tide

Tue, 26 Feb 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Run The Tide, we protect the plate (we totally know what that means), and we almost get arrested by the Fart Police.

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Mini-Monday 8: Diego Del Gorbo

Mon, 25 Feb 2019 08:20:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, it's all about the Oscars. Our podcast has been invaded by the glitz and the glam of the biggest night in movies. We also get a Box Office Ball update and celebrate the Birth of a very special Star.

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Abduction

Tue, 19 Feb 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Abduction, Carter returns from the Magic Stinkdom, and we discover the identity of the true Burger King.

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Mini-Monday 7: The Grammys

Mon, 18 Feb 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, it's here. It's what you've been waiting for. The official* 2019 Grammys Analysis Podcast. Also in this episode: some wickedly talented stars are born and we rank the Batmans.

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*very unofficial

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The Adventures Of Sharkboy And Lavagirl 3D

Tue, 12 Feb 2019 08:45:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Adventures Of Sharkboy And Lavagirl 3D, we grow "all kinds" of fins, and we dunk all over a second grader who has written more movies than we have.

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Mini-Monday 6: The Ranking of the Punchboys

Mon, 11 Feb 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we're coming to you live through a mouthful of Walmart donut, and we spend some time ranking The Punchboys.

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn [Part 2]

Tue, 05 Feb 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review the second part of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, we talk about CGI Röneeesme face, and Jordan and Doz give Carter the best/worst surprise of his life.

This episode contains spoilers for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn [Part 2]. Obviously.

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Mini-Monday 5: I Stream Of Disney

Mon, 04 Feb 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we celebrate some Stars That Were Born and we help you pick a streaming service, all while being thoroughly spooked by another night time recording session.

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn [Part 1]

Tue, 29 Jan 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review the first part of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, we visit the WiiSports Resort, and we must name our imaginary daughters according to the Renesmee Naming Convention.

This episode contains spoilers for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn [Part 1]. Obviously.

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Mini-Monday 4: Our First Supernova

Mon, 28 Jan 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play Funbers, some Stars Are Born (and one goes supernova), and we talk about our favorite actor, Roomba.

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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Tue, 22 Jan 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, we join Jaden and Willow to become New Age Vamps, and we learn about the A's and the B's of WiiSports.

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Mini-Monday 3: Cartha Kent and Buffalo Beeanu

Mon, 21 Jan 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we earn some Box Office Ball points, we discuss the new Far From Home trailer, and we discover that we can't do Keanu impressions. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode!

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The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Tue, 15 Jan 2019 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Twilight Saga: New Moon, we analyze the animorphing powers of werewolf jorts, and we read the most bizarre actor biography to ever grace the pixels of IMDb.

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Mini-Monday 2: Meet Mr. Brody

Mon, 14 Jan 2019 08:15:00 +0000

In this bite-size episode, we celebrate A Star Was Born and we meet Mr. Brody, the Cranky Critic!

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Twilight

Tue, 08 Jan 2019 08:12:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Twilight, we watch Vampire Baseball ("three stakes and you're out"), and we explore an alternate reality in which the role of Edward Cullen is played by both Tommy Wiseau and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Mini-Monday 1: Box Office Ball

Mon, 07 Jan 2019 08:15:00 +0000

Welcome to the first ever Two Chunks And A Hunk Mini-Monday! In this bite-size episode, we lay out the structure for Mini-Mondays going forward and we draft our teams for the 2019 season of Box Office Ball!

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Feliz Navi-Dad [A Two Chunks And A Hunk Original Film]

Tue, 25 Dec 2018 06:30:00 +0000

Merry Christmas from Two Chunks And A Hunk! We wrote you a Hallmark movie, wrapped it in beautiful audio, and placed it in your podcast feed. Unwrap and enjoy "Feliz Navi-Dad"!

When Molly Anderson moves to the quaint little town of Aurora, Washington, she must choose between her cooking show and her burgeoning relationship with Aurora's most eligible bachelor, Kevin Garcia. Will Molly be able to please network executive Rob Fillet and also make it to Kevin's Christmas parade on time? Tune in to find out!

This episode contains spoilers for our completely made up movie, Feliz Navi-Dad. Obviously.

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Every Christmas Has A Story

Tue, 18 Dec 2018 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Every Christmas Has A Story; we chronicle the adventures of Hallmark Hagrid, Aunt Becky, Bargain Mike Rowe, and Ballace Shawn-Breslin; and Carter plays Pokémon GO.

This episode contains spoilers for Every Christmas Has A Story. Obviously.

Check back on Christmas Day to hear the Hallmark Movie we wrote for you!

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Journey Back To Christmas

Tue, 11 Dec 2018 08:40:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Journey Back To Christmas, our Diamond Boy gets sidetracked by Taylor Swift on the way to a bite-size mini-muffin, and we get into a heated philosophical debate about the true nature of time travel.

This episode contains spoilers for Journey Back To Christmas. Obviously.

Join us for more installments of Deck the Hallmarks every Tuesday in December!

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Christmas Under Wraps

Tue, 04 Dec 2018 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Christmas Under Wraps, we get our pendixes removed, and we have a wonderful time in Alaska with DJ, Billie Bangs, and Andy Claus (just like you do sometimes, grandpa).

This episode contains spoilers for Christmas Under Wraps. Obviously.

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Do You Believe In Magic? [Series Wrap]

Thu, 29 Nov 2018 08:30:00 +0000

Thanks for tuning in to our bonus episode! We have loved reviewing Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings and we're excited for our next series!

Don't miss "Deck The Hallmarks: Two Chunks And A Hunk Presents Southern Living Presents Three Of The Top Hallmark Channel Original Christmas Movies Of All Time"!

This episode contains just so many spoilers for Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings. Obviously.

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Tue, 27 Nov 2018 08:45:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk: we review Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Parts I and II); we take a listen to the new single from our favorite band, Airbrushed Mannequins; and we discuss the latest trends in purgatory fashion.

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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Tue, 20 Nov 2018 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk: we review The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, we offer you some travel tips for your time in Magic Kingdom, G-Bones falls in some marinara sauce, and Jordan and Doz have a falling out JUST AS IT WAS PROPHESIED.

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Tue, 13 Nov 2018 07:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk: we review Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, we play the slughorn, and we take a li'l bite of pastry with our new father, Scrub Daddy.

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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Tue, 06 Nov 2018 08:25:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk: we review The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, we get in trouble for cursing in middle school, and we get our civic booties out to perform our civic duty by voting for some guy's dad.

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Tue, 30 Oct 2018 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk: we review Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, we are offended by a terrible performance from Daniel Cradcliffe, and we are truly spooked to our very souls.

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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Tue, 23 Oct 2018 11:11:44 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk: we review The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, we just really don't want to miss even one thing, and we learn some truly life-changing information about one of our favorite actors.

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Tue, 16 Oct 2018 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk: we review Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, we learn to be responsible when impersonating Voldemort in front of a bathroom mirror, and we stop by Objectification Station on our way to re-dancetroduce ourselves to a fiery-feathered friend.

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Birthday Chunkstravaganza

Wed, 10 Oct 2018 08:30:00 +0000

Join us as we celebrate our first birthday by taking a walk down memory lane in this SPECIAL MINI-EPISODE of Two Chunks And A Hunk.

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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Tue, 09 Oct 2018 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk, we review The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies.

We also offer our official stance on a popular Instagram filter, and we are invaded by a horde of Dumb Diesels.

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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Tue, 02 Oct 2018 08:45:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk,

we review Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,

we fiercely debate what kind of grandfather Dumbledore is,

and we witness the very worst Shrek impression in the history of the spoken word.

This episode contains spoilers for Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Obviously.

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Tue, 25 Sep 2018 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

- we donate to the most inspiring charity, Boings for Bombur

- we explore an alternate universe in which Bilbo is played by Martin Short and Sting is played by Sting

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Tue, 18 Sep 2018 08:45:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

- we sing some magical country music, courtesy of Toby Keith and Magic Willie Nelson

- we hear the majestic cry of the phoenix

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Tue, 11 Sep 2018 10:45:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

- we sing large portions of the Lord of the Rings soundtrack

- we discover where Gollum has been keeping the Ring

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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Tue, 04 Sep 2018 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

- we make special accommodations for our friends across the pond

- we are visited by Jimmy Stewart

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The Turbochunked Vinsane Diesel Audio Experience

Thu, 23 Aug 2018 08:30:00 +0000

In this special mini-episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- We say thanks

- We announce stuff

- We do a dumb voice

This episode contains no spoilers but it does contain SO MUCH VIN. Listener discretion is advised.

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Fate of the Furious

Tue, 14 Aug 2018 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Fate of the Furious after a VERY SPECIAL GUEST INTRO

- we pay a visit to Eyebrow Rock

- we play Nuclear Football

This episode contains spoilers for Fate of the Furious. Obviously.

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Furious 7

Tue, 07 Aug 2018 08:45:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Furious 7

- we are treated to a very special performance by Cardboard City

- we keep doing that dumb Vin Diesel voice

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Fast & Furious 6

Tue, 31 Jul 2018 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Fast & Furious 6

- we meet Sven Miesel and Mr. Kyle Karona

- we comission a very convoluted bespoke action figure

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A Magical Announcement

Tue, 24 Jul 2018 17:08:32 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk, we present a very magical announcement!

NOTE: This episode was originally (and accidentally) published in it's unedited form. This is the edited version, with all of our deepest and darkest podcast secrets removed in favor of a more streamlined listening experience.

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Fast Five

Tue, 17 Jul 2018 08:45:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Fast Five

- we spend a lot of time with Candy Necklaces and a small amount of time with Los Lonely Boys

- we explore the alternative identities of Dwayne Johnshon and the implications of Fetal Power Acquisition

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Ant-Man And The Wasp

Tue, 10 Jul 2018 09:30:00 +0000

In this FIRST EPISODE of Two Chunks Only:

- we review Ant-Man And The Wasp

- we also review Rhinocerous-Dung-Beetle-Man and Skeet-O

- we explore further connections between the universes of Ant-Man and The Santa Clause

This episode contains spoilers for Ant-Man And The Wasp. Obviously.

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Fast & Furious

Tue, 03 Jul 2018 07:45:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Fast & Furious

- we spend a lot of time doing a Vin Diesel impression that sounds more like someone blowing bubbles in pudding

- we visit the Golfing Ranch

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The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift

- we do the Sumo Titty Scramble

- we are visited by three Donkey Kongs

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2 Fast 2 Furious

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review 2 Fast 2 Furious

- we discover the one true use for trout milk

- we reveal Shaquille O'Neal's hidden cameo

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The Fast And The Furious

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review The Fast And The Furious

- we repeatedly flex our car knowledge muscles

- we pronounce "tousle"

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Pride & Prejudice

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 08:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Pride & Prejudice with returning Guest Hunk, Carter Willis

- we take a quick break to discuss Pokémon and Geology

- we are surprised by The Predator

This episode contains spoilers for Pride & Prejudice. Obviously.

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10 Things I Hate About You

Tue, 29 May 2018 09:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review 10 Things I Hate About You with returning Guest Hunk, Carter Willis

- we make just so many Shrek jokes

- we chronicle the love life of the Roastmaster General

This episode contains spoilers for 10 Things I Hate About You. Obviously.

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The Notebook

Tue, 22 May 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review The Notebook with returning Guest Hunk, Carter Willis

- we discover the secret origins of Colonel Sanders' recipe collection

- we count a thousand ducks

This episode contains spoilers for The Notebook. Obviously.

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Crazy Stupid Love

Tue, 15 May 2018 11:30:00 +0000

Welcome to Week 1 of the Two Chunks Summer Of Love! Please join us in extending a Chunky welcome to our guest Hunk, Carter Willis!

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Crazy Stupid Love

- we join the Goosepack

- we discover some startling connections between Dirty Dancing and Footloose

NOTE: In this episode, Doz super pumps twice. Confidently, which is weird. You'd think he would notice that stuff.

This episode contains spoilers for Crazy Stupid Love. Obviously.

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What's Next?: An Announcement

Fri, 04 May 2018 11:30:00 +0000

A special announcement episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk. We're hitting you with one sad, one glad, and one neutral.

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Avengers: Infinity War

Tue, 01 May 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this SPOILER-FILLED episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Avengers: Infinity War

- we watch as our heroes battle Squidward, Big Boy, Hobgoblin, and Lady Steppenwof

- we discover that the seventh and most secret Infinity Stone

This episode contains SO MANY SPOILERS for Avengers: Infinity War.

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Wouldn't It Be Nice?

Thu, 26 Apr 2018 11:30:00 +0000

Welcome to a very special episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk! We're making Infinity War predictions!

This episode contains no spoilers.

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Thor: Ragnarok

Tue, 24 Apr 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Thor: Ragnarok

- we chronicle the adventures of Surf Bro from Space

- we are Hela-bent on getting back to the Die-Heart-Of-It-All

This episode contains spoilers for Thor: Ragnarok. Obviously.

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Spider-Man: Homecoming

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Spider-Man: Homecoming

- we share some opinions about Miss Peregrine's Home For Wayward X-Men

- we analyze the science behind R Reactors

This episode contains spoilers for Spider-Man: Homecoming. Obviously.

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Tue, 17 Apr 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

- we are mesmerized by a stunning performance from Kurt "Heavyweights" Russel

- we listen to the latest albums from two world-famous bands, Berhert and Space Corona

This episode contains spoilers for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Obviously.

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Doctor Strange

Tue, 10 Apr 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Doctor Strange

- we proudly present to you the greatest brain digger of all time

- we discuss the dangers and difficulties of Noodle Hands

This episode contains spoilers for Doctor Strange. Obviously.

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Captain America: Civil War

Tue, 03 Apr 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Captain America: Civil War

- we discuss the most valuable commodity of all time: Cap Smoochies

- we promote My Name Is Emo, the hottest new band of 2018

NOTE: Doz forgot to super dump. Do not panic. The rules have not changed and he has been disciplined accordingly.

This episode contains spoilers for Captain America: Civil War. Obviously.

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Ant-Man

Tue, 27 Mar 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Ant-Man

- we uncover Earth-shattering parallels between this movie and a Christmas classic

- we follow the promising career of a very talented young rat

This episode contains spoilers for Ant-Man. Obviously.

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Avengers: Age of Ultron

Tue, 20 Mar 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Avengers: Age of Ultron

- we discuss the most powerful wrestling move of all time, the Pale Drive

- we launch everyone into space for Ragnarok

This episode contains spoilers for Avengers: Age of Ultron. Obviously.

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Guardians of the Galaxy

Tue, 13 Mar 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Guardians of the Galaxy

- we join legendary outlaw Queter Pill on a swashbuckling adventure across the galaxy

- we do a bit of free promotion for your local Dark Aster dealership

This episode contains spoilers for Guardians of the Galaxy. Obviously.

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Tue, 06 Mar 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Captain America: The Winter Soldier

- we develop an idea for a line of Winter-Soldier-themed homes for farm animals

- we discover that we are each afflicted with Old Timer's

This episode contains spoilers for Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Obviously.

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Black Panther

Thu, 01 Mar 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this SURPRISE episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Black Panther

- we enjoy the adventures of international superspy James Wakand

- we spend a lot of time identifying the difference between a Black Panther and a Geometric Tiger

This episode contains spoilers for Black Panther. Obviously.

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Thor: The Dark World

Tue, 27 Feb 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Thor: The Dark World

- we learn that henchies gonna hench

- David recommends his favorite movie of all time, Sam Cheney's Infinite Playlist

This episode contains spoilers for Thor: The Dark World. Obviously.

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Iron Man 3

Tue, 20 Feb 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Iron Man 3

- we witness another Marvelous case of Floating Head Syndrome

- we get math-ty

This episode contains spoilers for Iron Man 3. Obviously.

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The Avengers

Tue, 13 Feb 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review The Avengers

- we do Loki a favor and greatly simplify his plan

- we talk about what happens when superheroes get bonked

This episode contains spoilers for The Avengers. Obviously.

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Captain America: The First Avenger

Tue, 06 Feb 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Captain America: The First Avenger

- we spend large amounts of time talking about Cap's large amounts of chest

- we discuss the dangers of choosing to fly a plane full of bombs during a World War if your name is Steve

This episode contains spoilers for Captain America: The First Avenger. Obviously.

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Thor

Tue, 30 Jan 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Thor

- we make some truly Thorrible puns

- we shake that Laufey Taufey

This episode contains spoilers for Thor. Obviously.

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Iron Man 2

Tue, 23 Jan 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Iron Man 2

- we discover just how much blood is in the vodka

- we take a brief journey into a parallel universe populated entirely by law enforcement officials

This episode contains spoilers for Iron Man 2. Obviously.

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The Incredible Hulk

Tue, 16 Jan 2018 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review The Incredible Hulk

- we continue our journey through the house that Eric Bana built

- we discuss the ideal placement of a flashdrive to get maximum esophagus contact

This episode contains spoilers for The Incredible Hulk. Obviously.

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Iron Man

Tue, 09 Jan 2018 11:30:00 +0000

The Infinity Countdown has begun! One MCU movie per week until Avengers: Infinity War!

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Iron Man

- we become Agents of S.N.I.E.L.D.

- David mentions Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. We know. We're very sorry anyone brought it up.

This episode contains spoilers for Iron Man. Obviously.

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A Very Freddy Clausmas

Tue, 19 Dec 2017 11:30:00 +0000

In this VERY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EPISODE of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Fred Claus

- we review A Very Freddy Clausmas (our experience watching Fred Claus for twenty four hours straight)

- we are very very sleepy

Merry Chunkmas to you all. See you in 2018!

This episode contains spoilers for Fred Claus. Obviously.

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The Santa Clause 3

Tue, 12 Dec 2017 11:30:00 +0000

In this SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EPISODE of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review The Santa Clause 3

- we experience Workshop-Chaos based discomfort

- we discuss the viability of a "magic" hug

This episode contains spoilers for The Santa Clause 3. Obviously.

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A Christmas Announcement

Fri, 08 Dec 2017 23:12:52 +0000

A special Christmas announcement from Two Chunks And A Hunk.

Join us for A Very Freddy Clausmas!

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The Santa Clause 2

Tue, 05 Dec 2017 11:30:00 +0000

In this SPECIAL CHRISTMAS MINI EPISODE of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review The Santa Clause 2

- we mourn the loss of the former Mrs. Claus

- we accidentally create a new podcast premise

NOTE: During the first few minutes of this episode, one of the Chunks accidentally gives two different super dumps. Do not be alarmed; the rules have not changed. Rest assured that the proper disciplinary actions have been undertaken. This is why he is a Chunk and not the Hunk.

This episode contains spoilers for The Santa Clause 2. Obviously.

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The Santa Clause

Tue, 28 Nov 2017 11:30:00 +0000

In this SPECIAL CHRISTMAS MINI EPISODE of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review The Santa Clause

- we discuss Charlie's horrifying promise to "go into the family business"

- we love Neil

This episode contains spoilers for The Santa Clause. Obviously.

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Justice League

Tue, 21 Nov 2017 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Justice League

- we weigh in on the Great CGI Lip Debacle of 2017

- we discover the secret seventh member of the League

We want to give a huge thank you to Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Richardson, TX for opening up their facilities (i.e. bathrooms) to us! Alamo is seriously the best; if you want to see a movie, definitely do it there.

This episode contains SO MANY spoilers for Justice League. Obviously.

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Green Lantern

Tue, 14 Nov 2017 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Green Lantern

- we accidentally say the word "fart" a LOT towards the end

- we pledge allegiance to the Grantern Corps

This episode contains spoilers for Green Lantern. Obviously.

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Superman Returns

Tue, 07 Nov 2017 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Superman Returns

- we start a Space Jam podcast, a math podcast, and a Harry Potter podcast

- we vigorously debate the merits of cheese

This episode contains spoilers for Superman Returns. Obviously.

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Wonder Woman

Tue, 31 Oct 2017 11:30:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Wonder Woman

- we review Chris Pine's lips (spoiler: we're overwhelmingly positive)

- we brainstorm the ethical and moral complications of weaponized helium

This episode contains spoilers for Wonder Woman. Obviously.

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Suicide Squad

Wed, 25 Oct 2017 00:34:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Suicide Squad

- we learn that we need gangsters to love us better

- we repeatedly do bad impressions of Harley Quinn

This episode contains spoilers for Suicide Squad. Obviously. The Suicide Squad and all related characters are property of DC Comics.

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Batman v Superman

Tue, 17 Oct 2017 19:45:00 +0000

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Batman v Superman

- we talk about the most important discovery Batman has ever made

- we discover Superman's final and most secret power

BvS Fan Trailer https://youtu.be/U4U4he3GgC4

This episode contains spoilers for Batman v Superman. Obviously.

Audio from Batman v Superman is the property of its creators, used here under fair use. Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman and all related characters are property of DC Comics. Daredevil, Wilson Fisk, and all related characters are property of Marvel Comics.

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Man of Steel

Tue, 10 Oct 2017 20:15:00 +0000

Welcome to our inaugural episode!

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk:

- we review Man of Steel

- we talk a lot about shirtless Henry Cavil

- we discover the true source of Superman's power

This episode contains spoilers for Man of Steel. Obviously.

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