Return to the Telepod(cast)

RIPley: Suffering through Alien 3 (1992) and Rediscovering Joy in Alien: Resurrection (1997)

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 19:52:17 +0000

Part two of the Alien two-parter--Kevin and Bryce discuss Alien 3 (1992) and Alien: Resurrection (1997) before pitching ideas for an Alien sequel, reboot, or remake!

Subterranean Homesick Alien (1979) + Aliens (1986)

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 13:02:00 +0000

In the first half of a two-parter, Kevin and Bryce discuss the first two Alien films.

(Cabin) Fever When You Hold Me Tight: Cabin Fever (2002)

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 11:00:00 +0000

Kevin and Bryce discuss Cabin Fever (2002) dir. Eli Roth and its sequel Cabin Fever:2: Spring Fever (2009) dir. by Ti West and pitch potential remakes/sequels for the franchise.

Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On: Friday the 13th

Mon, 27 Feb 2023 15:00:00 +0000

This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss the long-running Friday the 13th franchise, then pitch each ideas for new entries.

Merry (Black) Christmas! (1974, 2006, 2019)

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 15:00:00 +0000

This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss the 1974 cult classic, Black Christmas, as well as the 2006 remake and the 2019 reboot.

Trigger Warning // Sexual assault: 33:50-1:06:05

Texas Chainsaw Massacre & Hellraiser (2022)

Fri, 16 Dec 2022 14:00:00 +0000

This week, Kevin and Bryce review the recent reboots of two iconic franchises in both spoiler-free and spoiler-full detail.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre:

Spoiler free: 0:00-11:39
Spoilers: 11:39-28:30

Hellraiser:

Spoiler free: 28:30-36:06
Spoilers: 36:06-55:35

The Shoulder Pads Stay on During Hellraiser (1987)

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 14:00:00 +0000

This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Clive Barker's 1987 classic, Hellraiser, and its 1988 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

Stay tuned for a bonus episode covering Hellraiser (2022) coming soon.

Call of Pazuzu: The Exorcist (1973)

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 17:00:00 +0000

This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss William Friedkin’s 1973 classic, The Exorcist, and its 1977 sequel, Exorcist II: The Heretic, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

We Gotta F*** the Clown: Stephen King's It (1990)

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 13:00:00 +0000

This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Tommy Lee Wallace’s 1990 miniseries It, and its 2017 and 2019 remakes, It Chapter One and It Chapter Two, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

Bonus Episode: Kevin & Bryce’s Halloween Picks

Mon, 10 Oct 2022 13:30:00 +0000

This week’s episode is a collection of Halloween recommendations from Kevin and Bryce.

Watch:

What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

Begotten (1989)

The Wolf House (2018) & Mad God (2022)

Eraserhead (1977)

The X-Files: Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose (1995)

Read:

Wisconsin Death Trip by Michael Lesy

Infidel by Pornsak Pichetshote

The Phantom Rickshaw by Rudyard Kipling

We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson

I Felt a Funeral in My Brain by Emily Dickinson

Play:

Yume Nikki (2018)

Limbo (2010)

Who’s Lila? (2021)

Resident Evil 4 (2005)

Her Story (2015)

Listen:

SALEM - King Night

clipping. - There Existed an Addiction to Blood

The Caretaker - Everywhere at the End of Time

Merzbow - Pulse Demon

My Silent Machine

Bonus:

Troll 2 (1990)

Holiday in Estonia: Orphan (2009)

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 12:57:00 +0000

This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Jaume Collet-Serra’s 2009 film, Orphan, and its 2022 prequel, Orphan: First Kill, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

The Owen Wilson Bulge: Anaconda (1997)

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 12:45:00 +0000

This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Luis Llosa’s 1997 cult classic, Anaconda, and its 2004 sequel, Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

Pathological Daddy Lust: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 13:30:00 +0000

This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss the 1920 German Expressionist classic "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" directed by Robert Wiene. They also discuss both the 2005 remake of the same name and the 1989 quasi-sequel "Dr. Caligari."

ACAB: Cube (1997)

Mon, 13 Jun 2022 14:00:00 +0000

This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Vincenzo Natali’s 1997 cult classic, Cube, and its 2002 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

Freddy Threw the First Brick at Stonewall: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Mon, 30 May 2022 13:59:00 +0000

This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Wes Craven’s 1984 classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and its 1985 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

Hi Mom and Dad: The Ring (2002)

Mon, 16 May 2022 14:00:00 +0000

This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss the Ring franchise, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

So Much Fluid: The Fly (1986)

Mon, 02 May 2022 14:00:00 +0000

Kevin and Bryce discuss David Cronenberg’s 1986 remake of The Fly and its 1989 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

Too Dummy Thicc: Halloween (1978)

Mon, 02 May 2022 13:59:00 +0000

In this episode, Kevin and Bryce discuss John Carpenter’s 1978 classic, Halloween, and its 1981 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.

Chainsaws and Booty Shorts: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

Mon, 02 May 2022 13:58:00 +0000

Welcome to the first ever episode of Return to the Telepod(cast)! This week, Kevin and Bryce discuss Tobe Hooper’s 1974 classic, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and its 1986 sequel, then pitch each other different directions the story could have gone.