Zooted Thinkpad Posse

The Romeo Challenge

Fri, 15 Nov 2024 10:44:00 +0000

We’re back with another entry in the ZTP journal! We assess each other’s “distress language”, tackle a hypothetical conundrum one might face as a Didfy party attendee (sort of), talk about Bow Wow’s comments regarding Didfy legal woes, and debate whether or not Bow “Shad” Wow is a legend. There’s lots of fun to be had on this one!

Recorded late October.

Music

Bow Wow - Bounce With Me

Golden Mean - Orbit Trip

Jessica Pratt - Get Your Head Out

Souljaboy & Bow Wow - Marco Polo

JD Weld

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 10:45:00 +0000

Welcome back to the the luxury listening experience you're used to here at ZTP HQ! This is a politics-heavy episode after all the stuff that has happened over the last month. But first- some thoughts on Chuck E. Cheese pizza...

Then we get around to talking the Trump assassination attempt, the implications of the JD Vance VP pick, whether or not Kamala is a hottie, and a lot of other random thoughts spurred by recent events.

Recorded: 7/22/24

Tunes

Ghostface Killah - Assasination Day

Excessive Dapman - Beatstrumental #1

Ramon Speed - Amputee

Courtney Love (Lois Maffeo) - Motorcycle Boy

Multipolaritea (ft. Jin the Ninja)

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 10:30:00 +0000

Dap is back from vacation and finally done editing this episode with powerhouse guest Jin the Ninja! Jin gives us a little background on who he is, and how he came to think (and believe) the way he does. Next we speak about the hot topic of Multipolarity, covering everything from the basic definition, on to the implications of the idea and whether it's based in the reality of today's geopolitics. We cap off talking about Scoob's Discord drama, Jin's favorite video games, and some of the tasty tea recipes from his personal brew book.

Jin's Links

Threshold Saints Podcast (and other podcast projects Jin has worked on)

Jin's Twitter -- Threshold Saints' Twitter

Tunes

Weekend - Coma Summer

annonXL - Way Down

Pocari Sweet - Pink Girl

ONI INC (feat. 7xvn) - Hentai Bounce

The King of Lolcows

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 10:55:00 +0000

We're back with a fun one! We started out talking a bit about the latest in Diddy news, then got into an engrossing profile of the infamous Cyraxx. Cyraxx, a multi-hyphenate superstar, has led a crazy life online over the years, providing tons of entertainment for his fellow netizens. Join us as Scoob breaks down this complicated figure (more to come in the series).

Recorded 5/28/24

Tunes

Heavenly - Cool Guitar Boy

Toro Y Moi - Tamalak

Leslie Winer - He Was

The Germs - Lexicon Devil

#JesterPapi

Tue, 07 May 2024 11:30:00 +0000

Hey everyone! We kick things off cautioning you all against thirst-liking on Instagram, before getting to the Drake/Kendrick "beef" (17:00). Eventually we get into the Amanda Seales interview on Club Shay Shay (57:52), figure out whether Dapman is a contrarian (or just a weirdo? 1:19:20), and close off with a chat about the People's Joker, and the student protests against Israel's ongoing war.

Tunes

Entombed - Wolverine Blues

Common - The Bitch in Yoo

Yuck - Georgia

Wiz Khalifa - Rowland

Recorded 5/1/2024

Latina Hotties and Righteous Coffees (pt 2 with $pendy)

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 10:20:00 +0000

We're back with part 2 of the hangout with $pendy O Williams! We got started talking about J Lo's latest film forays, and ranked our top 4 latinas. Then we got to talking about $pendy's forthcoming coffee company, Homeschool Coffee Co. (21:08), and how homeschooling was pivotal in helping her family overcome the cruel indifference in public schools. We then get into why you shouldn't let whatever the day's biggest doom and gloom narrative is stop you from starting a family (28:10), and all the joy that can come from parenthood. We close out talking thrift shop flipping (46:46).

Guest Links

Homeschool Coffee Co.: Website -- Twitter Account

Home School Legal Defense Association

$pendy's Twitter

$pendy's great episode talking homeschooling with Thots & Prayers

Tunes

The Brian Jonestown Massacre - Who?

The Persuaders - Trying Girls Out

Tei Shi - Go Slow

Girls - Laura

Yee Haw With the Cigarettes (ft. $pendy O Williams) pt. 1

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 10:30:00 +0000

We got a big timer here folx... a classy vintage curator, mom extraordinaire, retired scenester, who is probably your favorite "lowbie" on Twitter... $pendy O Williams (@kitesrfun)!

In part 1 we start off with a bit of background on $pendy's early days in the Bay Area music scene, and more music takes on Beyonce's yeehaw album (38:22). Then we moved onto Joe Brandon's War on Menthol, and our great ideas for any nicotine/tobacco brand out there who would like to sponsor the show (54:39). We cap things establishing bar jukebox etiquette and get into how a bar needs to properly curate the 'box to solidify their identity (1:11:26). Part 2 will be great as well, so stay tuned.

$pendy's Links

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kitesrfun

Homeschool Coffee Co.: http://homeschoolcoffee.com/ https://twitter.com/texascoffeeco

First Here Comes the Backklash Appearance: https://backklash.substack.com/p/here-comes-the-backklash-ep-7-commit?utm_source=publication-search

Tunes

GG Allin & the Jabbers - Don't Talk to Me

The Softies - Good Bye

Isaiah Rashad (ft. Jean Deaux) - Menthol

Miss Kittin & the Hacker - Frank Sinatra

Recorded: 4/6/2024

Freak On... Freak Off (Part 1)

Fri, 29 Mar 2024 12:00:00 +0000

We get started with some (at the time) breaking news- Diddy getting taken down, then dig into the bizarre life of Twitch streamer "Destiny". We cap off with the latest on TikTok sickos and how they tie in with the greater Hollyweird cabal, covered inpart throughout the the Quiet on Set docuseries. Part 2 coming soon!

Tunes:

Yabby You - Heads A Roll (Dub)

Craig Mack - Flava in Ya Ear

Children of the Corn - Biscuits and Burgers

Frankie Cosmos - Shadowy

Leroy Hutson - So in Love With You

Presidential Fit Check

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 12:00:00 +0000

Thank goodness for the fastest mixing turnaround we've ever managed! We get into the Air 45s, and debate if they'd stand up to a good ol' street tussle, review the Bad Boys Club and the Zeus Network as a whole (44:47), dig into the resurfacing (via the "Biracial Lounge") of the Great Quadr00n Poet (1:24:00), and finish off talking about the TikTok librarian Mychal Threets (and whether men need to all wise up and sport facial hair as a collective- 1:41:13). This is a fun one!

Tunes:

June Carter & Johnny Cash - Jackson

Butthole Surfers - The Shah Sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave

Debra Laws - Very Special

Recorded: 2/25/24

Dig Dug: Crown Heights Remastered Port

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 17:01:00 +0000

Happy new year to one and all! We're back!

First, we catch up on the "J tunnels" in NYC, then close out with a quick chat about the uproar over Pitchfork (and talk about how it was actually kind of useful, despite the hate people [including us] piled on it).

Will start leaving song credits now to avoid repeating anything. Don't snitch to the Publishing Overlords!

Wayne Wonder - No Letting Go
The Raincoats - Off Duty Trip
Baths - Aminals

Recorded: 1/26/24

Holiday (Christmas) Special

Sat, 30 Dec 2023 09:35:00 +0000

Hey everyone! Chill end of the year episode here… We decided to get things started with a quick chat on whether white gfs can be “Coretta Scott King” material, then (30:59) songs and musicians everyone liked that we couldn’t get into, then (1:23:42) we get to before going into our top Christmas movies and songs.

happy new year!

Recorded 12/21/23

Mid Girls: Remix

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 12:30:00 +0000

We're back with a really fun episode! Getting started off with the latest in the Smith family saga, with it being revealed that Will allegedly was getting his back blow out in front of his assistant (3:21). Then we go on a tangent about Austin Powers & the Beyonce classic Carmen: a Hip Hopera (21:38). Next (28:00) we get into the Mean Girls reboot (remake?), & whether we have ideas for potential remakes that wouldn't suck. Then we cover Amy Schumer's meltdown over the Hamas attack (50:21), digging into how unfunny she is. We close off talking about Isr@el's lies (1:17:35), & whether the deep state is stupid or just thinks we're stupid (1:21:31).

Recorded 11/15/23

Some info about Amy Schumer's (likely) record of stealing other comedians' jokes

Carmen: a Hip Hopera in it's entirety

The Preeminent Scholars of Pinkett-Smith Thought (Part 1)

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 15:01:03 +0000

We're back with a scorcher, mostly having to do with the couple none of us can get enough of! The Smiths have had us in a frenzy!

We start early with some chatting on Zoomer (or Gen Alpha?) jokes (7:50). Next we get into the things Jada Pinkett-Smith has said about Tupac on her press tour to promote her new memoir, Worthy (22:23). Then we get to her relationship woes with Will Smith (1:06:10), before I go on a bit of a rant about the undeserved hate Libras receive (1:14:19). This was a fun one!

We have a part 2 coming soon where we speak a bit more on Will Smith himself, and the degree to which he is to blame for his own "cucking". Stay tuned, because we'll be doing an episode on the memoir itself!

Trav-lor is Pro Black Business

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 17:00:00 +0000

After a jam packed week we get started talking about the "Excessive Dap Man" appearance on Here Comes the Backklash (0:09:31 [link below]).

Next up is an short Hamas attack reaction (0:11:20), followed by discussion on- whether or not Doja Cat is "a literal fascist" (0:20:10), The Kelce x Swift fake relationship & the degradation of football (0:43:35), the latest on our modern-day Romeo & Juliet- Blueface & Chrisean Rock (0:59:15), a half-assed For All the Dogs album review (1:16:12), & how annoying Earl Sweatshirt is (1:19:01).

Recorded: 10/7/23

Guest spot on Here Comes the Backklash: https://backklash.substack.com/p/episode-38#details

Views From the 6th Gamerstation

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 09:25:00 +0000

Welcome back everyone!

In this episode we speak about: getting too high, Lauren Boebert's night to remember at the theatre, Drake's song with SZA (and if he's creepy? to be explored further in the future), Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis' letters in defense of Danny Masterson and how we think the public should respond when these stories break, and a little sports talk at the end.

I want to get ahead of the allegations now... the "poc" host is NOT the one with the bad fire alarm battery!!!

Thanks so much for supporting us you guys

Pt2: 2 Peat (w/ DJ POOLHOUSE)

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 02:15:00 +0000

Welcome to part 2 of our episode with DJ POOLHOUSE! Here we got one song a piece to represent what we listened to in high school, with some biographical context added on. Music featured by: Cr@ss, Lil W@yne, & Ju1cy J! We also got to do a rapid fire round with POOLHOUSE of either-or-s including Deep House vs Classic House, and George Clinton vs James Brown. We had a bunch of fun with this one!

Links:

https://backklash.substack.com/

https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/here-comes-the-backklash-5400228

@NuganHandVEVO on Twitter

Pt1: Paint the Town with Big Girlz (w/ special guest DJ POOLHOUSE)

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 09:30:00 +0000

Hey everyone! We've got a verrrrrrry special episode for you today. DJ POOLHOUSE of HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH fame (links below) sat down with us for a musical tour de force! This is part two of a double feature with our first guest!

We talk about Doja Cat's rabid fans, "Cultural Satanism", Lizzo possibly being a rogue warrior taking on the Music Industry Sickos (?), and rap titan Melle Mel taking on the White Boi champ Eminem on the 5oth anniversary of hip hop. Part 2 will be a scorcher where POOLHOUSE and the crew get autobiographical over some high school-era musical favorites.

Links:

https://backklash.substack.com/

https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/here-comes-the-backklash-5400228

@NuganHandVEVO on Twitter

(She's) In Defense of Cuckolding

Sun, 16 Jul 2023 22:03:39 +0000

Sorry we've been gone so long! We're back, and bursting (pause) with scorching hot conversation once again.

Talking about Colleen Ballinger grooming Zoomers and apologizing through song, Adam22 unleashing a BBC on his wife, and how crazy the weed is nowadays.

Blue Waffle With A Cherry On Top (Bonus)

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 19:24:09 +0000

We spoil you cause we love you!

In this one we cover shock sites/memes and rank them based on a few criteria we never defined clearly. Strap in, cause we'll be doing more of these!

Doo Doo Donny

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 19:05:00 +0000

Welcome back! We update you all on our recent reads, WWE updates, epic subreddit r/bengarrisoncumedits, a quick discussion of the lessons learned from "COVID", the NeoCon World Order and Troskyists, & President Poopy Pants

Sucka A$$ Will Smith

Mon, 03 Apr 2023 13:20:00 +0000

After multiple test episodes we're finally here! Welcome to the Zooted Thinkpad Posse meetup where we'll (hopefully) all get together weekly to talk about internet nonsense, pop culture gossip, news, and culture. Welcome to the gilded few- the Thinkpad users.

We talk about the Philadelphia water breakdown, 6ix9ine getting beat up (and recapping when Big Papi had those losers in the DR beat up), the Subway Jared documentary, "dissident" podcast drama on Twitter, Chris Rock, Milf Manor, and our upcoming book review.