Clever Name Podcast

Living Like A Screech Owl - Clever Name Podcast #271

Mon, 05 Jul 2021 02:41:44 +0000

Jack is out living his passion of breaking into abandoned buildings, Martin is back from the brink of death and Ryan remembers his childhood as a screech owl solving mysteries in his town. Canada is creating Vaccine factions and more hate speech laws. All this plus a man factures his penis on this weeks Clever Name Podcast

John McAfee Memorial - Clever Name Podcast #270

Sun, 27 Jun 2021 19:38:01 +0000

Martin got clinton'd and Jack is getting his 7th vaccine so Ryan is flying solo and is paying tribute to the man the myth and allegedly shit enthusiast John McAfee, the creator of McAfee Antivirus. Listen along as we find out all there is to know about the insane life of John McAfee.

Stuck Fetish - Clever Name Podcast #269

Sun, 20 Jun 2021 00:29:39 +0000

People are shooting each other over road rage and front kicking homeless woman, stuck fetish is a lucrative career path and Ryan is still struggling with his bulimia. Ryan took candy from a pedophile when he was a kid and wants to be a tree when hes dead. All this an more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. Tune in live on Twitch at 4:20pm every Saturday to join in on the show.

Shit n' Slide - Clever Name Podcast #268

Sun, 13 Jun 2021 06:55:25 +0000

The biggest slip and slide in the world has an out break of diarrhea, Ryan has bulimia, we discuss Ryan's devastating lost in backyard boxing and our review of hungry bitches the movie. All this and much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. If you want more CNP watch live every Saturday at 4:20pm EST for almost an hour more show or get it all on clevernamepodcast.com

Backyard Boxing - Clever Name Podcast #267

Sun, 06 Jun 2021 03:43:16 +0000

We prepare for the backyard boxing even we have going on tomorrow. Who can can say the n-word is solved through a YouTube video. We find out what people are doing when they are supposed to be working and listen to a man who was bitten in the face by an alligator

Drunk Jack - Clever Name Podcast #266

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 17:18:37 +0000

Jack drinks, Ryan hates fun and Martin loves pizza biased domestic assault. This and So much more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast

Shock Pictionary - Clever Name Podcast #265

Sun, 23 May 2021 19:15:12 +0000

Ive got a pussy, you've got a dick, lets do it quick is banned in Russia. We play Shock Pictionary with the live chat and we find out if you can break brick with dicks. All this and more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast

Im A Dick...Im Addicted To You - Clever Name Podcast #264

Sun, 16 May 2021 05:27:16 +0000

2:44 Martins love for Simple plan is exposed. 11:16 Martin wants a simple plan tattoo and Ryan is just the man for the job. Ryan give his recap of Kong Vs Godzilla. 33:25 Howie Mandel makes porn.

Rules Of Consent Ft. David - Clever Name Podcast #263

Sat, 15 May 2021 06:20:00 +0000

Non Consensual Fingering, getting high on rotting meat, pooping in bags and vending machine pizza with Dan Z.

Pooception - Clever Name Podcast #262

Sun, 09 May 2021 05:37:42 +0000

The return of the Ryans wrist lump. We play Guess What's in My Hole 00:31:53 Jack blows our minds with an incredible guess 00:40:37 We find out what a penis plug is and its awful 00:42:01 Buddy Penis Plugs so you can use it with a friend. 01:01:03 What was stuck in peoples butt in 2020 1:16:07 We learn about Pooparoo toys. We play buddy plug price is right 01:30:28 failed ending 01:32:19 Bingo

Gay Martin Jumps The Shark - Clever Name Podcast #261

Mon, 03 May 2021 13:00:00 +0000

Gay Martin send dozens of emails and we try to decipher the madness. Crystal loses her weed and Ryan finds it for her. We find out that grenade shaped sex toys are a thing including one with a butthole you can have sex with. The first baby is born with 3 dicks and we find the world most indestructible homeless man.

Puerto Rican White Supremacist - Clever Name Podcast #260

Sun, 25 Apr 2021 19:34:30 +0000

2:09 Jack opens the show with more important questions about cake. 10:37 Not only can you squirt milk out of your eye if you snort it, some girls can squirt milk out of there armpits. 15:15 Jack checks his whiteness and things get out of hand (you can probably skip this part). 27:10 Gay martin is back and we try to decipher his latest email. 37:23 We pick our fight of the night fast food edition. 1:01:50 A company in Winsor, Canada is banning people from their store if they have gotten the vaccine until 2023. 1:10:01 We find out that putting the right music behind meaningless statements makes it sound important. 1:22:26 Stonk tips

Dick and Cake Dilemma - Clever Name Podcast #259

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 13:30:00 +0000

Jack has a pressing question that he found on tiktok. 4:36 Martin had a job interview last week and it went perfectly. 7:31 We crush the answers of the top interview questions. 19:27 We watch three fight videos and pick this weeks fight of the night. 29:31 We listen to the metal version of WAP while a lady pees off a balcony on to a busy sidewalk in eastern Europe. 45:40 The pandemic hasnt shut down the Indian Dung Throwing festival because India believes in freedom.

He Finna Pull Out The Glick - Clever Name Podcast #258

Mon, 12 Apr 2021 14:00:00 +0000

Dan Z is back after having his eyes open to the flat earth and we get to listen to a man on the verge of shitting his pants for an hour. We learn about the wonderful world of onlyfucks.com when Dan signs up for an account. A man has sex with an Elmo doll and its caught on camera and toys cost 700 dollars now a days. Lastly we finna pull out the glick when we pick the fight of the night.

Whos The Pedophile - Clever Name Podcast #257

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 18:06:25 +0000

I always have to write a description and i take a lot of time doing it even though its riddled with spelling errors. Does anyone even read this? Does this actually make you decide whether you are going to listen to this podcast? I think youd be more interested in a book if that's the case. This is audio experience so reading this has been a waste of your time and you could have been 2 mins deep in the podcast by now.

Turd In A Box - Clever Name Podcast #256

Mon, 29 Mar 2021 14:00:00 +0000

5:35 Jess is back with another shitty video and we check out horny kinky boy.com. 9:32 We check out the listing where you can buy a real shit in a box. 14:50 A guy makes real guns look like nerf guns. 16.36 Martin knows how to use guns because "You play call of duty you know how to handle a gun". 22:35 NASA wants to store cum on the moon. 30:00 Global warming makes your dick smaller so now its important. 39:15 The case of the shrimp in the cereal. 46:10 A man figures out how to heat his house with a bitcoin mining machine.

Soap In Your Eyes Fight - Clever Name Podcast #255

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 14:00:00 +0000

1:14 The amount of fake genitals on amazon is astounding including ones with a man wearing a fake vagina masturbating. 6:34 Ryan has had a lot of brain damage which explains so much. 16:03 Martin thinks he can fight of a murderer while taking a shower and having soap in his eyes which starts a heated debate. 24:11 we watch the video of the streamer (OG geezer) gets stabbed and robbed in an IRL stream. 49:46 A grounds crew member steals a plane and flies it around while chatting with the air traffic controller. 1:09:47 Martin loves things in the shape of penises. 1:10:51 A guy test drives a BMW to go rob a bank to pay for the BMW. 1:24:27 Soap fight intro

Naked Girls Masturbating On Cars - Clever Name Podcast #254

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 18:52:09 +0000

1:54 We are now competing with the Obama and Bruce Springsteen podcast and Ikea Podcast. 11:17 Some people in the world like to get the balls stomped on until they rupture for sexual gratification so we watch that. 25:05 Raging three hour erection may be a side effect of Covid-19. 28:07 Ad Break. 31:55 Police respond to a naked woman masturbating on a car. 49:31 Ryan loves streaking in front of police. 1:05:03 Get ready for the Canadian Fighting League.

Jackashi 69 - Clever Name Podcast #253

Mon, 08 Mar 2021 05:30:00 +0000

2:53 Everyone's favorite racist Puerto Rican drops some bars for us. 13:00 Ryan almost get rona and smashes and runaway car all in one day. 23:07 Quick recap on how to suck your own dick. 25:42 Ryan's puss bag removal service is open for business, taking appointments now! 30:09 All you have to do to me successful is to do stuff that people hate then die and everyone will call you a legend, So that is Ryan's Plan. 35:42 We listen to the new hit single "you got the vaccine" by Darryl DMC from Run DMC. 44:11 China raped US diplomates with Covid swabs. 52:45 Cardi Bs tits are not what they are cracked up to be.

Phat Ass Basketball - Clever Name Podcast #252

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 19:54:12 +0000

I already wrote a description and it was deleted. I'm not doing it again

Cumpaste - Clever Name Podcast #251

Mon, 22 Feb 2021 14:30:00 +0000

1:49 We play the first round of Clever Name Podcast Bingo with the fans in the live chat. 9:00 Its Martins Birthday and so he gets to spin the gift wheel to win a prize. 14:00 We listen to the the polish happy birthday. 18:00 We discuss the financial benefits of spraying Gorilla Glue in our hair as a second gorilla Glue Girl emerges. 29:28 We find out what's going on with Bam Margera from Jackass and why he is not going to be in Jackass Number 4. 44:24 We watch Jess' Shitty video of the Week and learn how versatile cum is. 49:59 We look at the case of a woman who was impregnated by a strong breeze. 55:48 A woman has her ass eaten by a bear. 1:03:02 Boxing on roller sates in the 1930's

Walt Disney Is An Anti-Semite - Clever Name Podcast #250

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 05:30:00 +0000

0:30 The pre podcast podcast is way better then the actual podcast so visit the http://clevernamepodcast.com to watch the before and after the show shenanigans.10:19 The process of creating the Canadian Fighting leave is underway. 19:56 Black history month assignments have changed ALOT since we were in school. 34:15 A man fights off three robbers with a while at gun point. 44:40 Walt Disney is an Anti Semite and that is why Gina Carano is in trouble. 48:57 We watch TWO Jess's Shitty Videos Of The Week. 55:14 Ryan whines about some shit. 1:01:45 Ryan has a dream to be like his idol Norman Greenbaum

Flat Earth Dave - Clever Name Podcast #249 Ft. Dan Z

Sat, 13 Feb 2021 02:11:50 +0000

Flat Earth Dave joins Dan and I to open our eyes to the Heliocentric lies we have been feed our whole live. If you think we are a spinning ball flying through a vacuum Dave is here to convince you otherwise. He explains everything from ice walls to plane travel to why gravity doesn't exist. This did not go how we expected.

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Fuck One Racing - Clever Name Podcast #248

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 01:31:31 +0000

1:50 Ryans complains about his job and some concerning story about work. 10:10 We show our entries into the vagina drawing contest. 29:03 Anal covid tests are a thing and now our home town is testing our sewage to trace cases of Covid 19. 41:25 Clever Name Bingo is now up and running on clevernamepodcast.com. 45:30 We watch Jess's Shitty Video of The Week. 52:22 We watch the Fuck 1 championship where girls ride moving sex machines around a race track. 1:04:36 A woman is shot after she stabs a police officer and keep fighting. 1:13:39 Lastly Piss Rags

The Balldo - Clever Name Podcast #247

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 14:00:00 +0000

3:40 Ryan is getting closer the his Tom Selleck Mustache and is again pushing Martin to go for the Jared Leto Jesus look. 8:19 Ryan has disgusting neck hair that Martin wants to pluck because "it would be fun". 13:15 We are officially entering the "know your vulva challenge" where you draw a picture of your vagina to win some CBD tampons. 21:39 Vaccination make you gay according to a definitely closeted homosexual rabbi. 34:25 The Canadian Fighting League is in pre production and we will be having a one armed boxing fight on ice skates in the near future. 42:34 We try to find Martin his dream job of doing nothing. 53:49 Ryan asks his girlfriend if she will try the ball dildo or "balldo" with him and we watch some instructional videos and reviews

Piss Rags And Ice Boxing - Clever Name Podcast #246

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 14:00:00 +0000

Ryan has a problem with piss driblets after he pees and we go down the piss rags for dabbing your dick after you pee vortex. Ryan in now working on his own line. Some lady in the UK finds out that Gwyneth Paltrow's pussy candles are explosive and we find a whole line for dick, ball and cum candles you can buy right now. We play 3 of Jess' Shitty Video of the Weeks and Ryan works to set up the next backyard fighting event. From that the Canadian Fighting League was born, taking the best parts of hockey (the fighting) and trading the hockey gloves for boxing gloves.

Hacked Cock Lock - Clever Name Podcast #245

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 14:00:00 +0000

The Puerto Rican White Supremist Jack survived after giving out is email to and offering to sext with Gay Martin. Weeks ago we found out about a chastity belt that connects to the internet to be locked and unlocked. Now hackers have held a man ransom by demanding bitcoin to unlock his belt. Jess's Shitty Video of the Week comes the closest it ever has to making Ryan puke. Ryan is ready for the robot apocalypse to take him and start the inevitable crumbling of society. Finally get ready to play along with CNP bingo next week.

Puerto Rican N-Word Pass - Clever Name Podcast #244

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 14:00:00 +0000

Before the show Jack is getting loose on acid and now we have our pre and post show podcast videos on Clevernamepodcast.com. Ryan is feeling good about the podcast this week and is motivated to make 2021 the best year for us. Gay Martin sends some more emails so we decide to call him. Jack try's to take over and it devolves into acid fueled madness. Jack makes the mistake of giving out his email and now is flooded with Gay Martin Dick Pics. And finally Jack tried to prove to us that Puerto Ricans are allowed to use the N-word.

Horse Choppa - Clever Name Podcast #243

Mon, 04 Jan 2021 14:00:00 +0000

New year, new studio, new round of crippling depression. Everyone is sad so Ryan's sad and Gay Martin is being extra creepy. Anthony Sullivan tries to sell us the horse chopper and Martin is buying. Our unpaid intern Jess's Shitty video of the week is getting closer and closer to making Ryan puke so we do a double feature and Ryan has a special gift to show Martin for the end of the show.

Last Show Of 2020 - Clever Name Podcast #242

Mon, 28 Dec 2020 14:00:00 +0000

We are LIVE the day after Christmas! While all your favorite podcasts are on vacation its our time to shine. We quickly figure out the pound for pound power level rankings and it turns out Jesus would destroy Goku. Martin tries to get better at describing things through shock therapy we have a re match for the title of speed hentai drawing champ. Lastly we dive deep into the new KFConsole that has just been announce. The first gaming console with a chicken warmer and Martin lays down a huge bet.

Speed Hentai Drawing - Clever Name Podcast #241

Mon, 21 Dec 2020 14:00:00 +0000

After a rollercoaster of a week on the Vietnamese improv charts Clever Name Podcast skyrocketed to number 2 then dramatically fell to 16th. To combat this downward spiral we compete in the first speed hentai drawing contest and Jack from the Just Conversation Podcast picks a winner. Martin just came back from shredding the gnarr on the slops and probably cracked his ribs. We listen Gay Martins latest ramblings and he has a special message just for Martin so Ryan cant listen. And Ryan's life is falling apart in the pursuit of a luxurious mustache.

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Vietnamese Improv - Clever Name Podcast #240

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 05:22:35 +0000

This week on the number 5 podcast on the Vietnamese Improv charts the winner of the great stash off is decided by the guy with the greatest mustache we know, Hugo. We call Hugo and he sings us some songs and tells us some stories to bring Martin out of his depression. We listen to some insane Gay Martin audio and try to decide if we want to take the Covid Vaccine.

Fuck Me With A Plunger - Clever Name Podcast #239

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 18:15:40 +0000

Ryan is crushing the Great Stash Off with a thick luxurious mustache Tom Selleck would be jealous off. Gay Martin made some sort of weird music video and we do a full recap of the hit series Sex Factor. We make our picks to be the next big porn star and watch the highlights from the full season.

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The Great Sex Factor Shaman Stash Off - Clever Name Podcast #238

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 14:00:00 +0000

The First Clever Name Podcast Stash Race has officially started and Martin will shave his face to see if he can grow a mustache thicker than Ryans, while Ryan has a month head start. Jack From The Just Conversation Podcast joins us to be our "Young Jamie" and is critical in helping Ryan find his new favorite show "Sex Factor" where 8 amateur guys and 8 amateur girls compete in a house to be the next big porn star. We check out the contestants and pick our favorites to win. Tune in next week to find who won. Ryan is a certified Dr. Shaman and is ready to take Martin on a vision quest with DMT. We close off with Jess's Shitty Video Of The Week and its horrible.

Trans Awareness Week - Clever Name Podcast #237

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 14:00:00 +0000

Its Trans Awareness Week and we decide to spread some education and it almost breaks Martin. Ryan is a certified MD after performing an asperation of his wrist and we watch the video. We try to justify horrible things and check in on what the homeless encampment is doing in Washington. Finally we start planning Martins Spiritual Ayahuasca journey. Full Uncensored Videos on clevernamepodcast.com

The First Podcast - Clever Name Podcast #236

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 14:00:00 +0000

Aaron joins us to re-listen to our very first podcast we ever recorded. We slowly find out it was much worse than we could have ever remembered and we spiral into self doubt and shame. Once we are done torturing ourselves with cringe, we fill Aaron in on the Gay Martin saga and listen to more of his rambling audio. Lastly we dive deep on the Gay Martin/ Straight Martin conspiracy.

Fuck Me Self With A Potato - Clever Name Podcast #235

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 14:00:00 +0000

Ryan is afraid to walk alone at night because a man in a polar bear suit could be around any corner. Gay Martin is pissed at Ryan's incompetence and has gone silent but we read through the backlog of rambling emails trying to understand his creepy insanity. We watch Jess's shitty video of the week and we have exclusive audio of an Irish woman fucks himself for a potato.

Mitochondria Is The Powerhouse Of The Cell - Clever Name Podcast #234

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 17:21:08 +0000

Martin and Jess have teamed Ryan is attacked my a crazy guy in polar bear costume at his works parking lot. We listen to more Gay martin audio that is more confusing then ever and we do our first official Jess's Shitty Video Of The Week. Finally we learn that the mitochondria is the power house of the cell.

Change My Mind Farts and Fans - Clever Name Podcast #233

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 13:30:00 +0000

Ryan hates fun, Halloween and holidays in general because everyone is just a spooky poser. We find out Ryan defiantly banged his high school English teacher and we are pretty sure Gay Martin is a pedophile. Mighty bean technology is being used to examine buttholes with a new robot. Mcbroken is an app that tells you if McDonalds ice cream machines are working and we blow the lid of the Gayce Riot that is about to go down in the penguin community.

Shock Spelling Bee 3- Clever Name Podcast #232

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 13:00:00 +0000

Martin has been released from quarantine and ready to discuss wtf happen while he was gone. We recount the last live stream on twitch when we were convinced something bad happened to our unpaid intern jess and we go through the evolution of smoking indoors and Gameboys. Then its time for the third semi annual shock spelling bee. This time we both have shock collars on and get shocked every time Ryan spells a word wrong. We do so much other stuff on this action packed show but if you've read this far youd probably enjoy listening cause its way easier.

Selling Panties Online - Clever Name Podcast #231

Sun, 11 Oct 2020 16:44:44 +0000

Martin is still in quarantine so long time fan and unpaid intern Jess fills in to talk about her lucrative used panties business. Enjoy the fun while Jess licks and chews on her microphone while getting increasingly drunk and Ryan struggles to figure out what going on. Turns out vibrators, dildos and butt plugs with cameras on them are a thing but who would have guessed they are easily hackable. A guy invented the Bluetooth chastity belt and guess what, it can be hacked and locked permanently. And finally baby shark is the highest level of torture weapon

Full Celebrity Cancel Pool - Draft 2

Sun, 11 Oct 2020 00:30:00 +0000

The second round of The Celebrity Cancel Pool Draft. We pick from a massive catalog of celebrities who we think may be canceled in the next 6 months, to see who can rack up the most points. If your pick gets accused of something that could get them canceled then you get 20 points. If your pick puts out an apology video or statement then you get 50 points. If your pick gets canceled you get 100 points. And finally if your pick gets charges against them then you get 200 points.

The One With All The Memories - Clever Name Podcast #230

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 02:43:44 +0000

Aaron is back to co host a show like the old days because Martin has been Quarantined for the next 2 weeks. Ryan solves corona virus with zorbs and Aaron is a party pooper that never wants to have fun like jumping out of 30 foot high windows with a towel as a parachute. We remember some of the classic moments from the show and we watch the original backyard boxing fight. Cute girls get extra slack when they fuck up and a kindergarten teacher tattoos his eye balls and get fired for it.

Full Celebrity Cancel Pool - Draft 1

Sat, 03 Oct 2020 13:30:00 +0000

Here is first round draft of the full Celebrity Cancel pool. We pick from a massive catalog of celebrities who we think may be canceled in the next 6 months, to see who can rack up the most points. If your pick gets accused of something that could get them canceled then you get 20 points. If your pick puts out an apology video or statement then you get 50 points. If your pick gets canceled you get 100 points. And finally if your pick gets charges against them then you get 200 points.

Me Too 2 : You Get Canceled Too - Clever Name Podcast #229

Mon, 28 Sep 2020 13:30:00 +0000

We are back after our virtual trip to Shrekfest 2020 and we have learned a lot. Mainly that we were right about it being a festival of people who like to get drunk, dress up like Shrek and have weird public sex. Martin has a heroin addict serial killer hunting him down in the middle of the night and ends up saving his life. martin has to Quarantine for the next two weeks because of the Polish revolution. The Celebrity cancel pool is September 27th live on twitch and the competition is heating up. A guy tries to break into Ryans house and its not even Gay Martin.

Down The Wrong Pipe - Clever Name Podcast #228

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 13:30:00 +0000

To Be Continued from last week. We listen to the rest of the manifesto of gay Martin but first we try to find out exactly what we are in for this Saturday by watching the Shrekfest 2020 promo video. We listen to John Lennon's cover of All-star by Smash mouth and then watch some stuff go down the wrong pipe.

Raped By A Polar Bear - Clever Name Podcast #227

Mon, 14 Sep 2020 14:00:00 +0000

Straight Martin is pushing for two podcasts a week because Gay Martin sent us so many videos and audio files we cant fit it into one episode. We spent almost the whole podcast going through Gay Martins manifesto including his master plan to rape me in a polar bear costume then move to a nice house on the lake.

EA Street Badminton Edition - Clever Name Podcast #226

Mon, 07 Sep 2020 18:44:53 +0000

We are back from camping and sore from playing hardcore competitive badminton, which gave us the million dollar idea of making EA Street Badminton Edition. We are making time to watch Shrek retold, a terrible homemade remake of Shrek the movie. Martin says it would be easy to eat a baconator in 40 seconds but then backs out of doing it. Ryan wants to be weekend at Bernie'd after hes dead and gives martin full ownership of his corpse. Lastly Ryan takes a hard stance on animal rape.

Smashing My Webcam - Clever Name Podcast #225

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 14:00:00 +0000

Continuing the rapping with some Hillary duff and Ashley Tisdale inspired bars. Martin does know about George Bush doesn't care about black people. We are one of the top donors for shrekfest 2020 and how we have our website hyperlinked on there webpage and thats a terrible idea for them. The webcam crashed for the last time on this show and we take it out back and office space printer that bitch.

Rapcast Feat. Gay Martin - Clever Name Podcast #224

Mon, 24 Aug 2020 13:00:00 +0000

We write and preform raps written by Gay Martin and straight Martin writes a rap about Ryans love for Hillary Duff. We are reminded that Ryan cant read and we have the first installment of the Gauntlet Speed Run. Remember to make you horrifying video compilations and send them to me at clevernamepodast@gmail.com and we will react to them on the show.

Dogcast - Clever Name Podcast #223

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 13:30:00 +0000

Gizmo and Taco start their podcast Clever Name Dogcast by talking about toilet paper pieces that get stuck your asscrack for an excessive amount of time. Martin eats a whole onion and then some gay rap battles happen. Its a really jam packed show.

The Cluster Fuck - Clever Name Podcast #222

Tue, 11 Aug 2020 02:00:00 +0000

Martin is in a Futurama head jar while Ryan is losing his mind because he doesn't know how to run a podcast. If you enjoy audio AND camera problems then this podcast is for you. Its like someone said "hey let try podcasting" and they have no fucking clue what they are doing. But its not that, its actually the 222 episode of a show that has had multiple sponsors and a one point was a pretty good show I swear.

Solving World Hunger - Clever Name Podcast #221

Mon, 03 Aug 2020 06:10:19 +0000

Martin is at home in his polish school and we finally get Hugo on the phone to tell us some stories about Pablo Escobar. Martin is challenged to a wrestling match by gay Martin to find out who is the one true Martin. The guy who robbed Ryan when he was younger reached out and wants to connect. Finally we guess whats in peoples butts and solve the worlds food crisis.

Fartnite - Clever Name Podcast #219

Mon, 20 Jul 2020 14:00:00 +0000

We finally read the worlds number one comic book Fartnite. Prepare to enter the brown-eye of the s---storm! The kid-tested, Drake-approved cultural phenomenon of the century gets the Keenspot parody treatment in this explosive first issue of FARTNITE! Experience the flatulent adventures of a motley crew of unknown soldiers forced into a Battle Royale where all the weaponry is powered by their own super-charged farts. Whether you're currently a grade-schooler or just a grade-schooler at heart, FARTNITE is gonna be a gas!

Lets Shoot Stuff Into Space - Clever Name Podcast #218

Sun, 12 Jul 2020 04:30:00 +0000

Martin really doesn't want Photoshop contest where the best Photoshop of martin wins every week. Ryan solves global warming, space travel and inter-space diplomacy. We check out dragon girls ass after an ass life and we completely forget about fartnite.

Should I Cut Open My Wrist - Clever Name Podcast #217

Sun, 05 Jul 2020 04:30:00 +0000

Martin is now running the show and thats why the video quality is flaming trash but when new management takes over there will be some hiccups. We discuss operating on the disgusting fluid bag growing on my wrist. We go through the best "solutions" to my problem. We listen to metallicAI creating new Metallica songs with AI. Then we find the greatest unknown comic book in the history of man "Fartnite"

Eating Pig Shit and Piss - Clever Name Podcast #216

Sun, 28 Jun 2020 04:30:00 +0000

We are finally here to watch the disgusting video of a man eating a shit covered poutine while we eat lunch. We talk about the generous gift Purolator gave me for risking my life during the pandemic. My microphone turns to absolute aids and I couldnt tell you why. All and all 6 out 10, would do again.

Mike Does Whatever He Wants - Clever Name Podcast #215

Sun, 21 Jun 2020 14:27:51 +0000

Mike from Bass Grifters is here to take over the show and make some prank calls that make everyone uncomfortable. I really couldnt tell you want happened it was kinda a blur.

Martin The Vapist - Clever Name Podcast #214

Sun, 14 Jun 2020 04:30:00 +0000

Martins vaping is getting out of hand and we have to put a stop to it the only way that I know how. Watching government sponsored anti vaping ads. So now that martin in 100% vape free we watch a German lady pee on stuff in a grocery store.

Welcome to an American Crossover - Clever Name Podcast #213

Mon, 08 Jun 2020 02:34:27 +0000

This Clever Name Podcast/ Welcome to an American crossover episode is brought to you by Truck Nuts for Hats. Social distance circles are spray painted in the parks of Canada. Christian is working on the incestual documentary we've all been waiting for. Plus Ryan reads a beautiful poem.

Starting A Band If Anyone Wants In - Clever Name Podcast #212

Sun, 31 May 2020 04:30:00 +0000

Anthony from Mizcast is here mainly to be disgusted by the gross syrup brewing in my wrist. Inevitably that lead to suggestions of getting a hook for a hand. Now we are in a band together "Stabbing Assholes". Truly a journey we went through.

Can You Just Not Wear Deodorant - Clever Name Podcast #211

Sun, 24 May 2020 02:01:17 +0000

I have long time listener Skyler on the show and he tries to explain the electric universe to my as if Im seven. Then we have a complex discussion about whether or not you need to wear deodorant (you do). Lastly we stumble on the internet sensation slinky Josh and my life is changed forever

This is not a podcast, you dont have to listen to this

Sun, 17 May 2020 21:53:27 +0000

its not a podcast

Who Is Glitch Fredberg? - Clever Name Podcast #210

Sun, 10 May 2020 18:45:20 +0000

Who is Glitch FredBerg? Or Patrick Micheal? sheamus mckillian? Whatever he calls himself hes has a terrible podcast and stand up youtube page. We watch some of the sweet content on this channel and see if we can latch on to gain a little of his extra success. Also some guy downloaded a bunch a child porn cause he was bored, but thats unrelated.

Quitting The Podcast To Become President - Clever Name Podcast #209

Sun, 03 May 2020 04:03:36 +0000

Martin is now the producer of the show and as his first job he has to talk me off a ledge. Struggling with the podcast compounded with life problems are making it harder to do the podcast every week. Martin has to convince me no to quit. Then we talk about all the guns that have been banned in Canada and how that makes us want them twice as much. Also a lady brews her own alcohol in her bladder and cant stop pissing beer.

5G, Manholes And Corona - Clever Name Podcast #208

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Jack Thomas is back and is ready to get us to a level of wokeness we could never achieve on our own. First he tells us about how you cant prove 5g towers arnt causing Covid 19 so we should burn them all down. Then we find out that a comet is heading to earth and the only one who can save is Bruce Willis. Dasani is so gross that people would rather not have water than drink it. And finally, manholes covers are being stolen in China so now it is punishable by death.

Stuttering John Podcast Fraud Pod - Clever Name Podcast #207

Sun, 19 Apr 2020 01:16:11 +0000

Stuttering John has a podcast. Who is a Stuttering John? No one really remembers. We try to uncover that mystery and who could possible be listening to this shittastrophy of a podcast. This show he has Jason Ellis, the only saving grace to this episode, on the show so he can sit there and listen to John talk about himself. We listen to this so you dont have to.

UFC #249 Battle for Epstein Island - Clever Name Podcast #206

Sat, 11 Apr 2020 16:30:00 +0000

Christian and I have officially started a new podcast called Welcome To An American. Mainly just a propaganda for truck nut for hats. Check out the new podcast on most places you get podcasts or on Clevernamepodcast.com. Then we talk about the big swinging dick of the week Dana White attempting to create a real life mortal kombat by taking all the fighters on the upcoming card to a remote island for cage fighting. We also find out about a new toilet that can take pictures of your butthole and what bigfoot has been doing during the Quarantine.

Clever Name Podcast #205 - Bigfoot Is Taking His Land Back

Sun, 05 Apr 2020 14:35:24 +0000

We found the guy who cured corona virus. With a few simple steps you can do at home you to can cure the nasty virus according to the Belarusian president. Plus we find that the person that is benefiting most from the virus is Bigfoot. Hes roaming freely without fear of running into humans and hes getting more confident. And a company is donating all of its fetish supplies to help fight corona. Jam packed episode.

How To Cure Everything, Including Gayness - Clever Name Podcast #204

Sun, 29 Mar 2020 01:56:39 +0000

Jack is back to tell us how to change our lives, cure our gayness and debate the percentage of apple juice in my apple juice. Jack tells us all about how "jilly juice" is a crock of shit but he has the cure to everything behind a pay wall. Let him be your Tyler Durden

Semen Is Very Versatile - Clever Name Podcast #203

Sat, 21 Mar 2020 21:00:00 +0000

Martin is here to show off his new nazi haircut and drop some semen based knowledge. Everything from strangers injecting people with their semen in public to and man growing a homunculus with his semen from a chicken egg. We find out how Martin is dealing with Corona virus and Ryan has an unwanted passenger in his car.

Truck Nuts But For Hats - Clever Name Podcast #202

Sun, 15 Mar 2020 04:30:00 +0000

Welcome to the newest business venture of the clever name podcast corp. Truck nuts but for hats. Its a simple concept with big implications. The worst part of leaving your massive lifted pick up truck is that know one know how much of an alpha you are because they cant see your truck nuts. Now that problem is solved! With this simple addition to your hat people will never question how much of an alpha chad you truly are. Get yours now before supplies run out

Cool Cars and Cupped Farts Feat. Yanni - Clever Name Podcast #201

Sun, 08 Mar 2020 05:30:00 +0000

Dan is back to talk about his ocean city trip and the trouble its created with the city. Dan is basically the star of Restoration Garage which is in its 6th season and is carrying Discovery Channel at this point. We talk about the second coming of cupped farts and how we can monetize them. We watch a video of how crazy it is the drive in a foreign country and listen to the pant moistening sounds of Yanni, all on episode 201 of Clever Name Podcast

My Mom Reads Erotic Fan Fiction - Clever Name Podcast #200

Sun, 01 Mar 2020 05:30:00 +0000

For the 200th episode I have finally achieved my podcasting dream of receiving erotic fan fiction from "Jessica Taylor". To add an extra layer of embarrassment I have brought my mom on the show for the first time. She reads and critiques my erotic fan fiction, we talk about embarrassing childhood stories and I finally get an answer to whether or not I was an accident. All this an more on the 200th Episode of Clever Name Podcast.

That Young Young and That Stank Stank - Clever Name Podcast #199

Sat, 22 Feb 2020 20:10:59 +0000

Tony has finished up down the pipe and is here to teach us about how to be american again. Christian takes over for Tony and we cover everything from how sweet Tommy Lees hog is, to Micheal Rappaports lucrative Cameo career, President's grooming children, the npc in the simulation are are glitching out and much more on this episode of Welcome To An America

Oops Lost Your Job So Time For More Gay Porn - Clever Name Podcast #198

Sun, 16 Feb 2020 03:30:00 +0000

So Martins got no job or maybe he does, no one really knows anymore. So his obvious next step is gay porn so we look at his playgirl spread for last weeks issue. Then we reminder the time Ryan banged Dans mom and look at the photos followed by Dan pissing in his own mouth. Real action packed show. Dont wanna miss this one.

Make Canada Great For Once - Clever Name Podcast #197

Sat, 08 Feb 2020 23:58:22 +0000

Id like to formally welcome you to an American. We have Christian here to tell us why Canada and all other countries are lesser than American. We deconstruct some Canadian conspiracies including Canada harboring Sasquatch and the Queen stealing kids.

Polish Nuclear Ants WILL Take Over The World - Clever Name Podcast #196

Sun, 02 Feb 2020 05:30:00 +0000

Martin is here to help shed some light on the magic that is Hugo our co worker. We do our best to describe the walking meme we work with every day. Then we try to decide what will happen for the 200th show and if we come up with the right questions Ryan will bring his mom on the podcast. Also a new fan has started photoshopping people from the podcast into gay porn and Ryan is very enthused. Then we read an R/amitheasshole post from Reddit where step siblings have been dating for years. Martin has his own am i the asshole story and we talk about the gang of nuclear cannibal ants roaming Poland

Ryans Story On Rslash:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipa0KsyBViA&t

How Much To Eat Your Ass - Clever Name Podcast #195

Sun, 26 Jan 2020 05:30:00 +0000

Blake is back and forgot how to use a microphone! One major question will be answered, how much would it cost to get your ass eaten by a man. Then we figure out if Blake is an asshole. Spoiler, he is. Then we dive into r/amitheasshole on reddit. we wrap up by finding the first video of Furrys not being degenerates and a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina.

Guess What Happens Next and The Ultimate Teacher Student Sex Story - Clever Name Podcast #194

Sun, 19 Jan 2020 05:30:00 +0000

The Backyard fighting champ and giant penis Raff is back and is ready to play Guess What Happens Next! A game sent in by a fan named Epsen. We watch the first part of a video and try to guess what coming. If you are a ninja turtles fan you may be a bit disturbed but you wont be disappointed. Then we talk about the crazy teacher student relationship that has ever come out. This teacher is a stripper, pornstar claims to have had sex with her student over 100 times and thats just the half of it. Strap your self in for a while ride.

More Buckets Of Shit and Fraud Pod Info - Clever Name Podcast #193

Sun, 12 Jan 2020 03:00:00 +0000

Aaron is back and we talk about the next fraud pod that is out now. We arnt going to do this in a full podcast anymore and will just be on clevernamepodcast and youtube. We discuss the most recent episode one the 9 minute podcast. Then we look into ordering a life like wearable cat heads from Japan. After we watch a video of a drunk man fighting an uber driver and then a police officer. Finally more buckets of shit are thrown and we were here to report on it.

Pizza Is American, Welcome To An American - Clever Name Podcast #192

Sun, 05 Jan 2020 05:30:00 +0000

Id like to formally welcome you to and American. In case you didn't know yet pizza is American. No one cares about pizza outside of American style pizza because its garbage. Italy pretends it owns pizza but their pizza tastes like licking a toe. Merica. Also Canada doesn't know how to milk. Bagged milk is weird and Canada needs to accept it. Looking at boobs makes you live longer. Your welcome. If you want to know where the septic tank trucks bring your poop? well you have found the right podcast. You can thank us later.

Cartoon Character Fight Thermometer and Ryan Losing His Job - Clever Name Podcast #191

Sun, 29 Dec 2019 11:30:00 +0000

Im pretty pissed off because my place of employment has decided to royally fuck me over. Martin is here to make sure I dont kill myself or going all Columbine of them. After a rage fueled rant we play with the "fight thermometer" and figure what animated characters would kick our ass. Lastly, penis fish. and lots of them. More shows like this on clevernamepodcast.com

Its Okay To Be White With A Transgender Asian Couch - Clever Name Podcast #190

Sun, 22 Dec 2019 05:30:00 +0000

Jack Thomas from the just conversation podcast is back to talk about the positive things in life. Specifically global warming, getting herpies and taking a shit after you've already showered. Then we read important news stories like the Japanese department store that asked their employees to where a name take the displayed when they are on their period. This and so much more on episode 190 of Clever Name Podcast

UFC 245 Usman vs Covington - Clever Name Podcast #189

Sun, 15 Dec 2019 00:28:37 +0000

Christian is back to talk about Ufc 245 on Saturday December 14th. We break down the fights and pick the winners. Play along and pick your winners and see if you can beat us. Mike perry vs Geoff Neal, Peter Yan vs Uriah Faber, Marlon Moreas vs Jose Aldo, Amanda Nunes vs Germaine De Randamie, Max Hollaway vs Alexander Volkanovski and finally Kamaru Usman vs Colby Covington .We also discuss walk meme Mike Perrys nose and a father who left his son on the side of the road for watching gay porn.

How Much Shit Is On Your Toothbrush - Clever Name Podcast #188

Sun, 08 Dec 2019 02:56:14 +0000

Blake is back and we are talking poop. First another news story about someone throwing liquid poop on someone 3 different times. Then breaking news about how hand dryer are spraying your hands with poop. Then we find out the Mcdonalds self serve kiosks have poop on them. plus there is probably poop on your toothbrush. Mostly shit talking on this episode of Clever Name Podcast

How Is Andy Dick Famous, Clone Pets and Cops Fight An Amputee - Clever Name Podcast #187

Sun, 01 Dec 2019 03:25:16 +0000

Christian from the Bass Grifters Podcast and we work on finding how the fuck Andy Dick became famous and wtf is Queer Duck The Musical is. Then we talk about the man who tricked nurses into thinking hes a handicapped teen so he could have his dipper changed. Cloned pets, cops fighting an amputee and much more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast

Homeless Hot Diarrhea and How To Have an Open Relationship - Clever Name Podcast #186

Sun, 24 Nov 2019 00:54:54 +0000

Martin is back and we start to discuss open relationships when Crystal joins the show and explains the rules. Then we learn about romance scams from the story of an elderly woman who was in a wheelchair, getting tricked in to sending money to a man who pretended to be in a relationship with her online. We also learn about the increasing homeless attacks in LA including a woman who got hot diarrhea thrown in her face. This an much more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast

How To Not Kill Yourself With The Clinton's - Clever Name Podcast #185

Sun, 17 Nov 2019 02:36:59 +0000

Aaron is back to learn how the Clintons make problems disappear. We look at all the people who caused problems for the Clintons who wound up dead. We talk bing porn, Don Cherry, and our favorite Youtubers. All this and more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast

The Dick Cheese Challenge - Clever Name Podcast #184

Sun, 10 Nov 2019 03:01:42 +0000

Martin is back because its time to do the dick cheese challenge! but first we talk about a vegan who uses sperm to giver her energy, watch the craziest cop videos, read a study claiming men are funnier than woman and seeing if we can tell the difference between a plant based burger and a normal burger.

Dwarf Tossing And Ball Crossing - Clever Name Podcast #183

Sun, 03 Nov 2019 04:30:00 +0000

Christian from the Bass Grifters podcast is back and we are talking dwarf tossing. Can you do it? Should it be a crime? Who is doing the dwarf tossing? We try to answer the hard hitting questions. Then we find a story of a man who had a hernia rupture into his scrotum causing it to grow to 12 inches long. All this and more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast

Tits On My Balls 2 - How To Do The Jokes - Clever Name Podcast #182

Sun, 27 Oct 2019 04:30:00 +0000

Kevin Masterson from the critically acclaimed My Morning Talk Show Thing With Kevin is back for a second time. We try to find new bits for the talk show and ways to increase its mass appeal. This is a hilariously awkward show fueled by tequila, marijuana and terrible chemistry.

Too Podcast For This High - Clever Name Podcast #181

Sun, 20 Oct 2019 04:30:00 +0000

Blake is back and we are sampling some of the goodies sent to us from full spectrum farms. We eat edibles smoke dabs, joints and bong tokes. Even ate some Phoenix Tears. This show is going to go off the rails and get out of hand so enjoy. If you want to try some products from full spectrum farms then use code: freeshatter for a free gram of shatter with your purchase.

Completing The Gauntlet While Eating Lunch - Clever Name Podcast #180

Sun, 13 Oct 2019 04:30:00 +0000

Martin is here to run the gauntlet for real this time. The gauntlet is 20 videos that get increasingly worse and horrifying. Although Martin cheated and looked up on of the worst videos we decided to see who can make it the furthest. To step it up a notch we decide to eat lunch.

Horrorgasm, Dick Pics And A Russian Dog Boy - Clever Name Podcast #179

Sun, 06 Oct 2019 02:28:30 +0000

On this episode I have Napoleon (@lucid_nap) from Creeping Wave and Umind podcast and we find out what horrorgasm is and weather or not furries will be there. After we learn about a Russian boy who was raised by dogs. Then we hear more about the epidemic of dick pics in dm and why guys think will ever work. Lastly we talk dreams and what is possible when you can control them.

Running "The Gauntlet" and Fake News Or Florida News - Clever Name Podcast #178

Sun, 29 Sep 2019 04:30:00 +0000

We have a few technical issue with mics and pat being too high but on this episode we have Pat and Jeff come back to pay some games. We first find out if jeff was lying about being able to tell if a girl is hot just by looking at her eyes. Then we play fake or florida where pat and jeff have to guess if a story is a real news story from florida or a made up piece of fake news and compete for prizes from stash club. Then we run the gauntlet which is a series of increasingly brutal videos to see who taps out last.

Shocking Spelling and Stalker Song - Clever Name Podcast #177

Sat, 21 Sep 2019 21:18:08 +0000

Aaron is here to listen to more stories of Ryan getting more sexually aggressive messages from a fan which we turn into a rap song. Then Ryan takes part in the third bi annual shock spelling bee and gets very frustrated. Then we talk crusty eyes and getting unwanted phone numbers.

Clever Name Podcast #176 - Paintball and Gender Dysphoria Test

Sun, 15 Sep 2019 04:30:00 +0000

Ufc champ and huge dick Raff is back on the show after we have successfully filmed our paintball event. We take our first look at some of the footage of Raff getting lit up with paintballs dressed in an inflatable dick suit. Then we take a look at the gender dysphoria test and Ryan finds out if he should become a woman. Lastly, General Chow made a game where we try to spot the trans woman.

Clever Name Podcast #175 - Girls With Crazy Eyes and Suge Knight

Sun, 08 Sep 2019 04:30:00 +0000

This week Ryan has on Blake from the Professional Amateurs Podcast and we talk stalkers and girls with crazy eyes. This is because Ryan has been receiving a bunch of dick pics from a crazed fan. Then we discuss the the acquisition of Death Row Record by HASBRO.

Clever Name Podcast #174 - A Huge Dick On The Show

Sun, 01 Sep 2019 12:30:02 +0000

We just started and embarrassing story contest and we read some of the first entries. If you want a chance to win send your stories to clevernamepodcast@gmail.com . Then, Raff joins us and we play with David, another producer candidate, making him google some interesting things that might have him on a government watch list. Then we talk about the paintball gantlet that Raff will be running soon and he tries on his giant inflatable dick suit for the first time.

Clever Name Podcast #173 - Worst Way To Die Bracket

Sun, 25 Aug 2019 10:02:15 +0000

Dan Z. is back on the show to talk ladder matches and is determined to prove Ryan is a gay porn star. Then we start determining what is the worst way to die. including freezing to death, starving to death, burned alive and bamboo torture.

Clever Name Podcast #172 - Producers and P-Flaps

Sun, 18 Aug 2019 00:30:00 +0000

Aaron is back to talk about everything from aging vaginas to underground furry bestiality rings. But first we have are trying to find a producer for the show, so we have our first candidate, Christian, join us today. Christian is tested by trying to find videos and images in under 30 seconds and it devolves quickly to a point wear his computer is probably on a list somewhere.

Clever Name Podcast #171 - UFC 3, Shooting Raff With Paintballs, Guess The Sound and Best Cod Bracket

Sun, 11 Aug 2019 04:30:00 +0000

The champ is here to talk about the next backyard fighting event and figure out who should fight. Then Raff volunteers to get shot with paintballs for money. After, we play guess the sound where we listen to sounds and guess at from 3 disgusting answers. Lastly, with the first look at the new call of duty modern warfare, we find out what cod has been our favorite.

Clever Name Podcast #170 - Area 51, Canadian Mafia, and Car Crashes

Sun, 04 Aug 2019 10:28:55 +0000

Dan Z is back and we are talking area 51. Should we raid it? can we go? and how far away do we have to be to watch bu not get shot.Then we talk about the mobsters that were arrested recently and there is a connection to Ryans family. The highway was shut down recently and it created havoc in our town. We look at some of the pictures from the accident.

Clever Name Podcast #169 - Milfs Are Crazy

Sun, 28 Jul 2019 04:30:00 +0000

Jeff and Pat are back and today we are talking milfs. Are milfs fun to date? Are they crazy in bed? Will they eat whip cream off your dick? all this an more answered on this weeks podcast.

Clever Name Podcast #168 - How To Abortion with Jack Thomas

Sun, 21 Jul 2019 04:30:00 +0000

Jack Thomas from the Just Conversation Podcast joins me to discuss the craziest views on abortion I have ever heard. Find out what happens when the government gets get to have control of unwanted fetuses on this episode of clever name podcast.

Clever Name Podcast #167 - Spenny And Tom, Skateboard Contest and Germaphobe Test

Sun, 14 Jul 2019 02:30:00 +0000

Spenny and Tom are back on the show and we discuss the skateboard contest they competed in over the weekend. Then we find out how much of a germaphobe Spenny is including a story of when Tom spit gum directly into his mouth. We end the show with a story of a beaver and a man who loves it a little too much.

Clever Name Podcast #166 - Hate Comments And Consent Quiz

Sun, 07 Jul 2019 04:30:00 +0000

Aaron joins me to read some of the funniest of the hate comments we received recently and we get school on how wrong we are about waman. we find some comments from a fan? who has some interesting views on Ryan. Then we go over some questions from a colleges consent quiz that students were required to pass to receive their grades.

Clever Name Podcast #165 - Losing Jobs and Prostitution (FIXED)

Sat, 29 Jun 2019 20:00:00 +0000

Jack is back and he is talking about what happened with him over the last few weeks. If you have been following along then you know that jack has had some issues with showing up to work and now is seems he has been "relieved of his duties" as of right now. Then was talk about the prostitution ring that was being run around the corner from my house and how exactly a transaction would take place.

Clever Name Podcast #164 - Raptors Parade Shooting and much more

Sun, 23 Jun 2019 04:30:00 +0000

Jeff and Ryan are back on the show to talk about the recent NBA championship parade that happened recently and Ryan happened to be there and witnessed the shooting first hand. Then we talk about our sex life, health care and WTF Drake is doing.

Clever Name Podcast #163 - Can You Still Sell Weed After Legalization?

Sun, 16 Jun 2019 14:46:59 +0000

I have my old weed dealer on the show to talk about how things have changed after the legalization and it soon devolves into stories from selling weed, including the time he was robbed at knife point down the street from my house.

Clever Name Podcast #162 - Boxing Recap, Blowjobs, Anal and Girls Wreck Everything

Sun, 09 Jun 2019 04:30:00 +0000

Today we have Raff Pat and Jeff come on the show to recap the boxing event and we watch the full edited video for the first time. This is a 3 hour long show where we touch on everything from blowjobs and anal sex to conservative politics and much much more.

Clever Name Podcast #161 - The Fighter and The Kid #450 (Fraud Pod)

Sun, 02 Jun 2019 04:30:00 +0000

Ryan starts the show by giving a gift Aaron. After Aaron and Ryan listen to clips from the worst episode of TFATK podcast that has ever been recorded. Episode #450. They are joined by the girls from Call Her Daddy podcast and things take a hard turn for unfunny and unlistenable.

Clever Name Podcast #160 - Pat Vs Cinnamon Backyard Boxing After Math

Sun, 26 May 2019 23:15:10 +0000

Pat and Shane go over some of the footage from the second of two fights in our backyard boxing event. Pat VS Cinnamon

Clever Name Podcast #159 - The Red Pill, Boxing Event and Strange Addictions

Sat, 18 May 2019 21:17:20 +0000

Aaron is on to talk about the boxing even that We will be hosting next weekend and we go through everything you need to know to watch and what will happened during the fights. Then Ryan has taken the red pill and starts spewing conservative talking points until Aaron calls him out. Then we play guess the strange addiction game where we watch some of the strangest videos from the show Strange Addiction.

Clever Name Podcast #158 - Fake Or Florida News

Sun, 12 May 2019 14:42:12 +0000

Ryan has been kicked off of youtube again and is concerned that it could be permanent. So Ryan will be focusing on making a new website to include all of the videos that have been removed from youtube including the uncensored versions. Dan is back on the show and we play everyones favorite game "Fake Or Florida!". This is where I read a ridiculous new head line and you have to guess if its fake news or a real news from Florida. Lastly we discuss the boxing match that is happening may 25th and watch a little bit of the last fight.

Clever Name Podcast #157 - Pat and Tanner Test The Boxing Ring

Sun, 05 May 2019 14:10:23 +0000

Today I have Pat Raff Ryan and Tanner on the show to talk about the upcoming boxing match. We discuss the rules the amount of rounds and some twists to make the fight more interesting. After, we go outside to test the boxing ring and pat and tanner do two rounds of sparing. Lastly Pat, Tanner and I breakdown the footage from the fight.

Clever Name Podcast #156 - UFC 2, Fight Ideas and Does Pat Know It

Sat, 27 Apr 2019 20:22:12 +0000

Raff, another friend from my work is on the show to talk about the the upcoming backyard fighting event UFC 2 where he will be fighting a much taller guy. We start talking about when and who will be fighting and start to come up with fight ideas. To wrap up with play a game of does Pat know it where Raff and I guess whether Pat knows something.

420 PARTY Bong Pong and Toke Or Dare - Clever Name Podcast #155

Tue, 23 Apr 2019 22:01:38 +0000

I have my friends over to play bong pong where instead of drinking when a cup is sunk, you take a toke. Then we play the fan favorite "Toke Or Dare" where you either take a toke or throw a dart at the dartboard of dares. Dare include taking a shot of newfie screech, get waxed and wear the shock collier. After everything is done we decide to watch gross videos while we are all super high.

Clever Name Podcast #154 - Tinder Whores and Work Place Injuries

Sat, 13 Apr 2019 22:36:06 +0000

We start the show by talking about the time we have almost been severely hurt at work because Ryan had a very close call the day before. Then we talk about dick pics and who wants them and who is sending them. Then we find out about a underground pimping service Dan may or may not be the king pin of where girls on tinder pay guys to promote their premium snapchats. Lastly we try to find the worst song by doing the worst song bracket.

Clever Name Podcast #153 - Did Jack Do Meth Again?

Sun, 07 Apr 2019 04:30:00 +0000

Jack is back to talk about his ongoing saga with sobriety. We find out if he has gone back to using meth or any other drugs and we also find out how his trip on acid with $7000 went from the last episode.

Clever Name Podcast #152 - Fraud Pod 3 (Girls Gotta Eat)

Sun, 31 Mar 2019 16:55:23 +0000

This is the third edition of Fraud Pod, where we listen to clips from top ranked "comedy" podcasts that seem to get way more success then they deserve. On this show Aaron and Dan join me to listen to "Girls Gotta Eat" a highly ranked "broad pod" where girls talk as filthy as possible in place of actual jokes. The episode we listen to is titled "How Cum" ..... Yeah

Clever Name Podcast #151 - Dan's BJ Palace Part 2 ft. Spenny

Sun, 24 Mar 2019 04:30:00 +0000

This is part two from last weeks episode with Dan and his drunk driver issue. For the second half we also have Spenny on the show to talk about story from the past. Including Dans blowjob trailer, Road trips and much more. Some names may have been changed.

Clever Name Podcast #150 - "Drunk Guy Park On My Lawn"

Sun, 17 Mar 2019 04:30:00 +0000

Dan is back again and today a drunk guy in a trunk smashed through his front yard and left his truck on his lawn. We try to call him and you wont believe what happened. Then we go over some conspiracy theories that we missed last time. more trailer park news and a phone call from Spenny plus much more on another long episode of Clever Name Podcast

Clever Name Podcast #149 - Neo Gets SOBER.... Sorta

Sun, 10 Mar 2019 05:30:00 +0000

Neo/Jack/ Whatever we are going to call him now is back on the show and we talk about him being newly sober... sorta. He has been quitting meth for a few days now and then relapsed. He decided that he would continue to do other drugs and just focus on quitting meth. He has been successful so far but just recently found some acid. He took the acid a little while before recording this so be ready.

Clever Name Podcast #148 - Weed In Space, Crazy Conspiracy Theories AND WAY MORE (3 Hour Episode)

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Last week I was unable to put out a new show. To make up for it this weeks episode is 3x longer then normal. I have Dan(@shit.rat) back on the show to talk more conspiracies. But first we talk about the recent discovery of meteor with THC on it. Then we go through a list the the most insane conspiracy theories and get Dans opinions. On this episode we talk about everything from politics to duck dick and everything in between and this could be my favorite episode, let us know your thoughts and what you want to see next.

Clever Name Podcast #147 -Dab Contest Crystal Vs Pat + "Poop Was Everywhere"

Sun, 17 Feb 2019 21:52:23 +0000

We had our selves a good old fashion Dab Contest! Crystal (My Gf) and Pat (my Co worker) smoke increasingly larger shatter tokes until one person quits. Then we do this show. After 10 mins of talking without the mics being turned on we actually start recording and recap the Dab Off. Then we start talking poop. A man on plan gets a flight attendant to wipe his ass so we talk about the time Crystals cleaned another persons poop in a public restroom.

Link to the Dab Contest Video:

https://youtu.be/BT1jItOLfDk

Clever Name Podcast #146 - Meth Withdrawls, Getting Clean And Asshole Gets Karma

Sun, 10 Feb 2019 16:26:24 +0000

Neo/ Jack is back on the show and he is claiming that he is clean and sober. We find out how long and what the with drawls are like. Then we talk about tattoo and make plans for Neo/jack to get a tattoo live on the show. Then we talk about when some asshole stole $700 from me as a teenager and we find out what has happening with that asshole because he happens to be in the local newspaper.

Clever Name Podcast #145 - Fraud Pod (Lady To Lady)

Sun, 03 Feb 2019 17:15:36 +0000

Today I have Aaron back to listen to another one of the TOP COMEDY PODCASTS IN ITUNES. Yet again it is unbelievable that anyone could listen to this because we almost have a melt down trying to listen to this so called "comedy podcast" Lady To Lady. This podcast is made up of 3 unlistenable female comedians with a special guest every week. Strap in for a contender for the worst podcast ever.

Cars, Conspiracy, Cocaine and Hookers with Dan - Clever Name Podcast # 144

Sun, 27 Jan 2019 05:30:00 +0000

Today I have Dan (@shit.rat) on the show and we talk about his life working on cars. He had a 1965 VW beetle and 1955 VW beetle that he worked on customizing and we take a look at some pictures. Then we talk about some high school stories including running from the cops and girls from our school doing cocaine with the trailer park boys. Lastly we find out what crazy conspiracy theories Dan believes in including MK Ultra, 911 and Paul McCartney is Dead.

Clever Name Podcast #143 - Guess What Happens Next??? (NSFW!)

Sun, 20 Jan 2019 15:50:39 +0000

Pat Is back to prove a point and that point is that he can smoke a massive dab without puking. Will pat throw up from an almost two inch dab? Then we watch some video and try to guess what happens next. (THIS IS VERY NSFW) Then we show the video we have made for our new sponsor Stash Club. MAKE SURE TO USE CODE: cleverstash for 10% off

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See what we saw with the UNCENSORED VERSION: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c445afbd6cd6

Clever Name Podcast #142 - Meth, Strippers and Getting Stabbed with Neo

Sun, 13 Jan 2019 12:25:41 +0000

Today we start the show with some technical difficulties but after that is sorted out we have Neo/Jack back on the show and he has more stories. We talk about everything from why he has missed work, why does he have 12 stitches in his hand and some crazy story about going to the strip club last weekend. As usual Neo delights us with more stories of doing meth(Tina) and we get more information on what happened when a man tried to drug him.

Clever Name Podcast #141 - Teachers Who Fuck Their Students

Mon, 07 Jan 2019 23:59:56 +0000

Today on the show Crystal an I play everyone's favorite game " Did They Fuck A Kid". This where we try to tell if a teacher ha had sex with their students from a picture of them. We go over the hottest teachers who have had student sex scandals in 2018 and last year may have been the craziest year for teacher student sex yet.

Clever Name Podcast #140 - Call Her Daddy, Worst Podcast Yet

Sun, 30 Dec 2018 05:30:00 +0000

We start a new segment called Fraud Pod where we expose some of the most over rated podcast out right now. We start this off with one of the worst podcast ever created, "Call Her Daddy". Most would rather listen to paint dry if they weren't hot chicks. We listen to clips from their most recent episode and try desperately to stay awake.

Clever Name Podcast #139 - O.I.C.U.R.M.T. and Brown Sugar

Sun, 23 Dec 2018 02:49:50 +0000

Spenny is back on the show to talk about his new song and video "O.I.C.U.R.M.T." We also have the actual weed that we smoked in high school called brown sugar and we try it again for the first time in more then 10 years.

FULL NEW SONG HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GomMDgjL0zo

Clever Name Podcast #137 - Tits On My Balls (Kevin Masterson)

Sun, 09 Dec 2018 05:30:00 +0000

Today we have Kevin Masterson the creator of Tits On My Balls and thebombdotcomdotcom.com on the show. We discuss everything from working on movie sets to making short films to if you got your dick cut off, how you would have sex? Follow Kevin on instagram: @titsonmyballs and youtube: titsonmyballs

Clever Name Podcast # 136 - Worst Ass To Eat With Pat

Mon, 03 Dec 2018 21:39:36 +0000

I have my friend Pat on the show and we try to figure out who would have the worst ass to eat. Then we talk about your poop and if your are doing it right.

Clever Name Podcast #135 - Weed Delivery

Thu, 29 Nov 2018 18:20:35 +0000

We got a package from budexpressnow.ca so I decided to sample all of it in 20 mins. Spoiler: I get Really high!

Clever Name Podcast #134 - Crystals Back With Threesome Talk

Fri, 23 Nov 2018 02:18:40 +0000

Crystals back! and we start the show by thanking our friends at BudExpressNow.ca and look at the black Friday deals they have until Monday. Then we talk about how Ryan and Crystal have been doing over the last 7 months. Finally we talk about threesomes, why we want to have one and how make it happen.

Clever Name Podcast #133 - Weird Racist Video and Jail Time

Tue, 20 Nov 2018 15:28:26 +0000

we watch a new rap video people are calling racist and we talk about the insane jail time people get for crimes

Clever Name Podcast #132 - Lost Light 2

Thu, 15 Nov 2018 21:55:44 +0000

We have lost is back on and we have our best interview yet

Clever Name Podcast #131 - The Weirdest Animal Sex

Sun, 11 Nov 2018 16:53:48 +0000

Today we have more issue with youtube and almost have our channel taken away until Ryan starts to fight back. Then we talk about the weirdest types of animal sex and watch some videos on giraffes hyenas and otters. Then we talk about this day in history.

Clever Name Podcast #130 - Sex and Meth with Neo

Thu, 08 Nov 2018 05:30:00 +0000

Ryan has Neo back on the show after he had a night of getting black out drunk and forgetting a whole day. Then crazy stories are told about GHB molly bathsalts meth sex and rape.

Clever Name Podcast #129 - Guess The Celebrity Ass and Two Year Anniversary

Sun, 04 Nov 2018 16:16:50 +0000

We start the show with a new intro with ex pro skateboarder and radio personality Jason Ellis. Then we talk about the rash of copyright issues and video removals that have been hurting the show. Here is a link to the most recent video that was removed :

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b6101dfcc69e

Then we play the classic game Guess The Celebrity from a picture of their ass. The rules are complicated, we try to guess the celebrity from just a picture of their ass. We continue doing our show on patreon.

Clever Name Podcast #128 - Is It A Dick Game and Ryan's Embarrassing Childhood Videos

Mon, 29 Oct 2018 15:20:59 +0000

We start todays show by celebrating the fact that we got over 1000 downloads this month! Then we play a game that dan created called "was it a prison weapon or suck in someones dick". We follow it up with another game involving penises called "is it a dick" where we guess if a blurry picture is a penis or something else. Ryan Talks about crying at an Adam Sandler song and we watch one of the "movies" Ryan used to make as a child.

Clever Name Podcast #127 - Ryan Hurt His Masturbating Hand and Embarrassing Old Video

Thu, 25 Oct 2018 19:25:03 +0000

Ryan does a solo show with no guest and he has hurt his hand. This means he cant play the new call of duty or masturbate and this struggle is ranted about. Then, out of boredom Ryan decided to shave his ass and has some revelations about his ass. Talks of another contest then Ryan play and old video he made from his child hood that makes him very embarrassed.

Clever Name Podcast #125 - Lost Light

Thu, 18 Oct 2018 04:30:00 +0000

Ryan talks to part of the band Lost Light and discuss everything from the struggle of being in a band to opinions on pocket pussies.

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Clever Name Podcast 124 - Boxing Match Recap and The Best Blowjob Ever

Sun, 14 Oct 2018 14:59:36 +0000

We give a detailed recap of our boxing match Unfit Fight Club: Going Hard In The Yard. Then we discuss our friends relationship and how it irritating it is so we take bets on when they will break up. We also talk about getting the best blowjob ever and what lengths we would go to get it. Lastly we announce our official tshirts and we are giving them away to our few fans supporting us on patreon.

Clever Name Podcast 123 - Neo On Doing Meth and Getting Arrested

Thu, 11 Oct 2018 21:14:29 +0000

Ryan does his first solo show and brings on a guest. Neon is here to talk about his crazy drug experiences and the joys of doing meth. This is until he starts going through pretty bad with drawls and gets very uncomfortable.

Unfit Fight Club: Going Hard In The Yard - Clever Name Podcast 122

Sun, 07 Oct 2018 20:44:18 +0000

This is the audio from the first backyard boxing event Unfit Fight Club: Going Hard In The Yard.

Clever Name Podcast #121 - Amazon Gift Card Winner, Last Thursday Show, More Boxing Hype

Thu, 04 Oct 2018 04:30:00 +0000

This will be the last Thursday clever name podcast. We will still have a show once a week on Sunday and Ryan will be doing a show by himself or with guests. Then we gift away the $50 amazon gift card to Billh103. He has 2 shows to claim it. Ryan pitched and idea to the plot device podcast that they improved on their show.Ryan talk about his sickness and his penis and lastly we talk about Ted Kennedy and how he drowned a girl.

Clever Name Podcast #120 - The Truth About Herpes and Boxing Hype

Mon, 01 Oct 2018 08:50:53 +0000

We go over some of the updates with the boxing fight including what our ring will look like, outfits rules and who has bailed on us already. Then we Talk about what will happen to our Thursday show and what the future holds. Lastly we discuss herpes and give out the cold hard facts about the disease. The truth will shock you.

Clever Name Podcast #119 - Boxing Fight Rules and Text Messages Trolls

Thu, 27 Sep 2018 04:30:00 +0000

We go over all the rules for our boxing match on October 7th. This included who the judge, the ref, the announcer and the commentator will be. Then Ryan goes over what he does when someone texts him by mistake. Lastly we try to guess what is being sold in commercials.

Clever Name Podcast #118 - Cocaine And Hot Chicks with Special Guest Zach

Sun, 23 Sep 2018 04:30:00 +0000

Dan is absent so Ryan has Zach back on to catch up and see what he has been up to since the last time he was on the show. We talk about super hot chicks doing cocaine, shaving your ass, Dan and Ryans upcoming boxing fight and Zachs last appearance on the show.

Clever Name Podcast #117 - One Episode A Week? Dans Pee And More

Thu, 20 Sep 2018 04:30:00 +0000

We talk about Dans pee and its color and why he does it in a ziplock bag. Then we discuss Ryans dog and his lump on his neck. Then we figure out if we should go to one show and week and ask you for your opinion. We update you on the amazon contest and lastly we talk about Mexico legalizing public sex.

Clever Name Podcast #116 - Do Kids Cost More Than Fun with Justin Babin

Sun, 16 Sep 2018 12:52:13 +0000

We have our friend Justin Babin on the show to talk about having kids at a young age. Then we play a game where we guess what raising a kid is more expensive than. This includes trips to Vegas, Cars, Hookers and even slaves.

Clever Name Podcast #115 - Best Non Drug To Get High With

Thu, 13 Sep 2018 04:30:00 +0000

We go over a few news stories including Dominos pizza having a shit scandal and also the scientific study that shows red bull and vodka turns you into a douchey frat bro. The we try and find out what is the best non drug to get high with and determine a winner.

Clever Name Podcast #114 - Walmart Or Prison and What Does My Weed Dealer Know

Sun, 09 Sep 2018 18:25:46 +0000

We play a game with stories from walmarts and prisons and see if we can tell the difference. People listening live got entered in our amazon contest. Then we play and old game with Ryans weed dealer called "Does George Know It" and we see whats inside of a dealers head.

Clever Name Podcast #113 - Smegma and Uncircumcised Vs Circumcised

Thu, 06 Sep 2018 04:30:00 +0000

We discuss Dans dick cheese or what it will now be called, Smegma and we find out the pros and cons of having Smegma. Then we transition into the great circumcision debate and find out once and for all why is better uncircumcised or circumcised. Then was talk step mom porn and how its affecting masturbation. Ryan tries out his new sunglasses with a camera and talks about how floride and xrays are killing us. Lastly we discuss the new show Paradise Pd.

Clever Name Podcast #112 - The Truth About Red Hot Chili Peppers And Anal Cunt Songs

Sun, 02 Sep 2018 11:48:53 +0000

We start the show with a new intro and ryan talks about how sick he is and how his brain is not working today. The we spend some time going over the absolutely insane stories from Anthony Keidis's book "Scar Tissue". This includes drug dealing, smuggling money, having sex with under age girls and having sex with his dads girlfriend at the age of 12. Then we do a retrospective on one of the best bands of all time Anal Cunt. Some of the songs are hitler was a sensitive man, recycling is gay, 311 sucks, wind chimes are gay, van full of retards, limp bizket think they're black but they're just gay And i just saw the gayest guy on earth.

Clever Name Podcast #111 - Hate Comments and Why Would You Punch A Baby Game

Thu, 30 Aug 2018 04:30:00 +0000

We start the show by answering why Ryan gets so sad about the show at times by reading all the hate comments we get. Then we play The why would you game where you have to come up with a reason why you should do something awful on the spot. And lastly we come up with questions to ask my grandparents if they would be on the show.

Clever Name Podcast #110 - Black Salami Full Video and The Truth About Disney Movies

Sun, 26 Aug 2018 12:54:47 +0000

First we star my talking about a video we just found out call Black Salami and a new song called bend your dick. So we decided to share this video with you. If you want to see the uncensored video heres the link:

The we talk about our new favorite musician "Fuckface Unstoppable" which turns out to be Bam Margera. After, Dan finds a news article about a man who stole 218 dicks and kept them in jars with embalming fluid. Then we add some more people to the amazon gift card contest, even giving some entries away live. Finally we talk about the weird truth behind some of your favorite Disney movies including Pinocchio, Snowwhite, Winnie The Pooh and Tangled.

Clever Name Podcast #109 - Drunk Or Baby and Headline Mad Libs

Thu, 23 Aug 2018 04:30:00 +0000

We talk about pornhub taking more of our videos for talking about offensives things. Then we play Drunk Or Child where Ryan reads a story and Dan guesses if its was a child or a drunk person. Lastly we read news stories with one word taken out and try to make our own headlines. This includes a man who smears BLANK on a teenage girls face in public.

Clever Name Podcast #108 - Fuck, Marry, Kill (Your Mom, Your Dad, Your Sister)

Sun, 19 Aug 2018 13:47:13 +0000

We talk about the secret 3rd persons involved in the show every episode. Then we play fuck marry kill with foods and other weird stuff including Nintendo, ps4 and n64 and ketchup mustard and mayonnaise.

Clever Name Podcast #107 - Roasting and Medical Questions

Thu, 16 Aug 2018 04:30:00 +0000

Dan had the idea to roast each other so we give it our best shot. The we talk about dan shitting himself at work and Ryan saving an old lady. Then we answer the medical questions the scientific community has been dying to have answered.

Clever Name Podcast #106 - Worst Stuff To Masturbate To

Sun, 12 Aug 2018 13:22:50 +0000

We start the show by addressing the fact that another one of our videos has been banned from Youtube, Episode #44. We find out that FIFA is the one who put the copyright claim against us. Then we announce the next two entries into the $50 Amazon gift card give away. Then its time for the worst stuff to masturbate to bracket where we have 8 of the weirdest stuff people jerk off to on pornhub and we match them up against each other to find what is truly the worst. Finally we talk about Dan and his feelings about the show and if we wants to continue.

Clever Name Podcast #105 - Embarrassing Things About Ryan

Thu, 09 Aug 2018 04:30:00 +0000

To start the show today we got another intro from our friend Jeff who made our last intro. If you need something made, hes an awesome guy and would be happy to help. You can contact him here:

After we play two lies and a truth where all the answers are really embarrassing things Ryan didnt want to admit yet. Then we talk about our friend and his girlfriend and what we dislike about it. Then we wrap up with some news about a baby killing nurse, a guy who tickles butt holes and a couple finding a naked man with a hatchet in their bed.

Clever Name Podcast #104 - Dan Gets Waxed

Sun, 05 Aug 2018 15:33:11 +0000

Today we have two more entries into our amazon gift card contest and we play another round of Does Dan Know It. This time if Dan gets to many questions wrong he gets waxed in uncomfortable areas. Then Ryan talks about hate speech at work. Lastly we talk about some Fake News and a man who slept naked in a strangers bed with a hatchet.

Clever Name Podcast #103 - Crazy Japanese Porn Or Game Show AND Fake Tits Or Real Tits Game

Thu, 02 Aug 2018 04:30:00 +0000

Today we announce that our show will be on PornHub and to kick that off we do a two games that could never be shown on youtube. We first play a game where we guess weather a clip is from a Japanese game show or a crazy Japanese porn. Its a very hard game. Then we play Fake Tits Or Real Tits where we guess weather tits are fake or real. That game might be just for us.

Clever Name Podcast #102 - Pornhub Shows and Guess The Drug News

Sun, 29 Jul 2018 04:30:00 +0000

We got sent a new mic from and Ryan opens it on the air. Then we talk about a huge fan Seaman Mike who is starting to help out the show to help us improve. After we talk about Pronhub and the our next show will be uploaded there uncensored so it will not be live. Lastly we play Guess The Drug, where we read a story about a guy on drugs and we try to guess what drug they were on.

Clever Name Podcast #101 - Pee Problems, Amazon Gift Card Contest and Playing Video Game In The Bathroom

Thu, 26 Jul 2018 04:00:00 +0000

Dan talks about his uncontrollable boners and what he should do about it. Ryan talks about the new contest for a $50 amazon gift card. If you want to enter leave an entertaining comment and our favorite from each episode is entered into the draw. We also talk about the new hats Ryan has made and is giving them away to anyone who wants them.The we talk about pee problem and Ryans issue with peeing at work.

Clever Name Podcast - #100 (Bonus Itunes Show) - Dan Sings, Ryan Does Mumble Rap and The Beatles Are Weird

Sun, 22 Jul 2018 09:00:00 +0000

This is bonus 100th episode! If you wan to see Dan get a Tattoo go to our Youtube page https://www.youtube.com/clevernamepodcast

We get dan to sing songs that he doesnt know and he butchers some classics. Then we listen to mumble rap and try to understand what the kid are into. We also do our best rendition of some popular mumble songs. Lastly we talk about the odd meanings behind songs we all know including one that makes you think differently of a Beatles classic.

New Studio, 100th Episode Talk, Going to Get A Tattoo And Future Show Info - Clever Name Podcast #99

Thu, 19 Jul 2018 08:00:00 +0000

We got a brand new computer because Ryan has been working so much and finally paid off his debt. Now our studio looks half way professional. We talk about what we will be doing for our 100th episode and there will be 2 episodes. 1 FOR ITUNES ONLY and 1 FOR YOUTUBE ONLY. Entirely different shows but you get 2 100th episodes! Ryan talk about how he fucked up at work a lot then was given even more responsibility and told he was doing a great job. Lastly we get to Dans tattoo that we will be getting TODAY. We scramble last minuet to think of a back up tattoo if we cant afford the Iron Sheik. Then we leave to get tattooed. Our 100th episode for YOUTUBE will show our journey to get Dans Tattoo

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Clever Name Podcast #98 - Bad Ideas For Dans Tattoo and The Future Show Info

Sun, 15 Jul 2018 15:26:43 +0000

Today on the show we talk about the new show times AGAIN and we try to figure out what to do with our Youtube channel. Dan is getting a tattoo for our 100th episode so we try to figure out what he is going to get and we come up with some pretty terrible ideas!

Clever Name Podcast #97 - Whos More Canadian Eh

Tue, 10 Jul 2018 17:59:58 +0000

We tried to figure out what Dan is going to get tattooed for our 100th episode and we have many Chris Hemsworth related options. After we find out whos more Canadian buy answering a few questions. Then we have a news story and a boy inserting a usb cable into his penis.

Clever Name Podcast #96 - Bill Cosby Or Harvey Weinstein Game

Sat, 07 Jul 2018 01:18:58 +0000

Ryan was cleaning the basement apartment that he rents and found something strange. The we play the Billy Cosby or Harvey Weinstein Game. This is where we guess if a celebrity was sexually assaulted Cosby or Weinstein.

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Clever Name Podcast #95 - Is Ryan Smarter Than An 8th Grader?

Tue, 03 Jul 2018 23:25:16 +0000

First we talk about the people who messaged Ryan about peeing in the sink and we watch a video of a girl who claims drinking dog piss will cure acne. Then we talk about or 100th episode and dan says he will get a tattoo. We started making suggestions for what that should be and we want you to come up with more. Then Dan has made Ryan a Grade by Grade spelling test starting at 1 and stopping at 8. If Ryan fails then he has to get shocked with a dog collar until he get it right. Lastly we go over the stories fans send in about masturbating and we find that Dan masturbates with an odd lubricant.

Clever Name Podcast #94 - Peeing In The Sink And Gross Sounds

Fri, 29 Jun 2018 08:00:00 +0000

Ryan talks about where he likes to pee and gives us way too much information. Then we play a game of guess that sound where we play audio of mostly gross sounds and try to guess what it is. Lastly we rant about taxes and our show.

Clever Name Podcast #93 - Chuck E Cheese Or Bar Fight

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:18:18 +0000

Ryan bitches about Youtube again then we play a classic game of Bar fight or Chuck E Cheese Fight. This is where we guess if a fight happened at a Bar or a Chuck E Cheese. Its much harder than you think. After that Ryan tells a horrifying story that happened close to his house involving baby ducks and its a tear jerker.

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Clever Name Podcast #92 - Steven Seagal's Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 08:45:39 +0000

Today we watch the movie that moved Steven Seagal to tears it was so good, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory. In this hilarious movie involves former U.S. Navy SEAL Casey Ryback (Steven Seagal) has left the armed forces to lead a quiet life as a chef in Denver. While taking time off from his new job, Ryback decides to go on a scenic train trip with his niece Sarah (Katherine Heigl). When the arrival of evil genius Travis Dane (Eric Bogosian) and an international team of hijackers interrupts their relaxing journey through the majestic Rocky Mountains, Ryback must get involved and save the day.

This maybe the funniest movie we have ever seen and if you have not seen it your missing out on a great time.

Clever Name Podcast #91 - Rapping and High News

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 08:45:28 +0000

We start the show with a new intro that Jeff made for us. Here is his information if you like what you hear

Jeff at Autotelic Music

https://autotelic.bandcamp.com/album/podcast-themes-intros

contact info: jeff.fajans@gmail.com

Then Dan believes he could rap a better intro and takes a crack at at it. After that we get high and read news stories including a man who "slipping the the shower" and got a shower head stuck in his ass, A teen refusing medical treatment because her doctor is black, I guy who drunkenly cut a strangers lawn and got a DUI.

Clever Name Podcast #90 - Am I The Father Game and Sex Myths

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 08:41:39 +0000

On todays show we talk about Ryans Girlfriend got a new tattoo and how she felt about our last episode. Then we play Am I The Father game by playing a clip from a Maury and try to guess whether or not the man in each clip is in fact the father a kid hes denying. After we go over some common sex myths that people believe are true.

Clever Name Podcast #89 - Are You A Pedophile Game!!

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 13:03:27 +0000

We play everyone's favorite game "Is Dan A Pedophile?" This is were dan has to determine if a girl in a picture is old enough for him to find them attractive. Then we talk about what happened to our Patreon, our show being moved from soundcloud to Libsyn and when the paintball episode will come out.

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Shock Jenga And Guess The Intervention Drug - Clever Name Podcast #88

Sun, 03 Jun 2018 18:05:14 +0000

We got a shock collar and that means we have to use it. We are playing shock Jenga. While one person has the shock collar on and trying to play Jenga the other will have the remote. After that dan has put together a game with intervention clips.

Clever Name Podcast #87 - Gross News And How To Suck Your Own Dick Part 2

Mon, 28 May 2018 00:14:02 +0000

We are talking public pooping. A lady who is shitting in front of a persons house on three different occasions. Then a woman who shits in a coffee shop and throws it at the employees. After we find the real way to give yourself a blowjob and watch some horrifying videos.

Clever Name Podcast #86 - Spenny X Slimco And Tommy B Freestyle Battle

Sun, 20 May 2018 21:54:43 +0000

We have the pleasure of having our old friends from back in the day Spenny and Tom on the show and we reminisce about high school, getting arrested, stealing weed plants and getting high as fuck. Then Dan and Spenny have the freestyle battle to end all freestyle battles. Who will win this round?

Clever Name Podcast #85 - Woman Gets Baby Stuck In Vagina

Sun, 13 May 2018 16:00:02 +0000

On Todays show we talk about restaurant revenge stories where cooks and waiters do horrible things to peoples food. Then the mystery of who has been pooping in the football field is solved. After that we find out how a woman got a baby stuck in her vagina. Lastly we find out that a woman is trying to sue her parents for making her so damn ugly. If you want to support us make sure to follow us on patreon : https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast

Clever Name Podcast #84 - Painful Spelling Bee

Mon, 07 May 2018 00:49:01 +0000

Ryan talks about the terrible headaches he has been getting over the last few days. The Dan came came up with a game because Ryan is so bad at spelling. Ryan has to spell simple everyday words and if he is up able he gets shot with the most powerful airsoft gun we have.

CLever Name Podcast # 83 - Mexican Diarrhea And What Heppened To Ryan

Sun, 29 Apr 2018 23:52:09 +0000

If you want more of the show make sure to subscribe to our patreon for daily shows and more!: https://patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Ryan and Dan start off the show discussing their bet to see if Dan would get diarrhea or not in Mexico. Dan loses the 50 dollar bet because he could not contain his inevitable ass piss. Then they start talking about how much of a ginger Dan is and then their moms big tits ! Then somehow they start talking about Dan's diarrhea situation again and they both guess how much weight Dan gained from his Mexico trip for the week ! It turns out Dan only gained a weak 4 pounds. Afterwords they try and figure out why it's disrespectful to call your parents by their names and how Ryan accidentally called his teacher daddy. Then they get into detail about Ryan's confusing feeling about his girlfriend.

Clever Name Podcast 82 - Everything You Need To Know About California With Dear God Its Me 30

Thu, 26 Apr 2018 23:53:13 +0000

Dan is on vacation so I had the pleasure of having Rikki and Charley from Dear God Its Me 30 podcast back on the show. We discuss the many things about California that are strange or interesting. Things get fun when we talk about donkey shows at the end.

420 Show - Weed Cures Everything

Sat, 21 Apr 2018 21:41:41 +0000

420 Show - Weed Cures Everything by Ryan

Clever Name Podcast 56 - Steven Seagal Is A Liar

Wed, 18 Apr 2018 18:53:42 +0000

We finally decided to do one show a week! Dont worry we'll be putting lots of extras out and clip, including our 4:20 episode out on Friday. This show is all about Steven Seagul and what (if any) statements hes made are true. We find the facts about all of Mr Seaguls claims like did he have a sex slave? is he Italian? or Is he a GOD.

Clever Name Hour Podcast #25 - Crystal Shoots Us

Sun, 15 Apr 2018 20:11:13 +0000

We have crystal on the show today and she is hosting a game. We play a Price Is Right Style game where the person furthest from the correct answer gets shot with heavy rubber bullets. Crystal takes pleasure in shooting us multiple times until we have a winner. The Ryan and Dan do their new signature segment "Fake New" where we debunk fake news stories and find the true ones.

Clever Name Podcast 55 - UnWet Dreams And Pizza Ordering Vibrator

Wed, 11 Apr 2018 22:13:13 +0000

We start the show by talking about Ryans weird dream about masturbating. Then we discuss the greatest invention of all time. The Pizza Ordering Vibrator. Its a dildo that orders pizza for you. If you want the exclusive stuff no one gets to see click here: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast

Clever Name Hour Podcast #24 - Guess The Song And A Hospital Trip

Sun, 08 Apr 2018 21:16:17 +0000

Ryan and Dan start off the show by getting pissed off about their previous recording that went to shit ! They didn't realize until their 1 HOUR recording was done that the audio was choppy and unusable ! Then they ask the listeners if they would rather have 1 awesome show a week that they would spend a lot of time on or keep everything the way it is with 2 shows a week. Afterwords they get into a game where Dan has to listen to song he kind of knows and sings the little bit he knows while Ryan guesses the song ! Dan sings songs from the 70's all the way up to 2010. Some of the songs were jukebox hero by foreigner, tic tock by Kesha and I'm just a kid by simple plan ! After that game, Ryan talks about how he discovered something funny/ interesting ! It's called sologamy, which is the marriage of one self to... them self. Ryan and Dan talk and make some jokes about that ridiculous ogamy. Then Ryan shares a few stories about how shit his week is going so far. It starts with him locking his key in the work truck right at the end of his day, then he goes to drive his car and it doesn't start ! Then he finds out that his girlfriends dad is sick and he's usually the guy who looks after his car AND THEN like mentioned earlier he finds out that the show 1 hour show didn't record properly ! Poor guy. After that Ryan closes off the show talking about how he had to get a fish hook out of his toe !

Clever Name Podcast 54 - Watching Ryan Trip On Salvia

Wed, 04 Apr 2018 22:13:01 +0000

We watch the video of ryan high on salvia

Clever Name Hour Podcast #23 - The Worst Salvia Freakout Ever

Sun, 01 Apr 2018 19:33:05 +0000

If you want to see the full salvia video click here, but be warned it is graphic: https://www.patreon.com/posts/is-ryan-going-to-17882183? Today we talk about ryans weird childhood experiences and dan tries to guess what is true. Then we discuss a news story were a man had diarrhea on a roller coaster and a guy who got super gonorrhea. Then Ryan smokes a toke of salvia and this get scary.

Clever Name Podcast 53 - The Episode Dan Didnt Want Released!

Wed, 28 Mar 2018 23:30:52 +0000

This is the episode Dan did not want you to see. He thinks this inst funny and Ryan wanted to let you guys decide. Let us know what you think in the comments

Clever Name Hour Podcast #22 - WTF Will Dan Say Game

Sun, 25 Mar 2018 18:17:35 +0000

Ryan amps up a future twitch stream he's going to do where he streams for 12 hours plus ! We try and figure out how he can do it with as little breaks as possible so for food he would have to get delivery and for washroom breaks he would just piss in a jug ! Afterwords, Ryan and Crystal play a guessing game against each other to see if Dan knows the answer or not ! Dan gets asked questions like what are the 2 elements in H2O, who was named after the month of July and what is a brothel ! While Dan tries to figure out his answer, Ryan and Crystal try and figure out if Dan knows it or not while Dan is listening to loud music. If they guess that Dan doesn't know it and he doesn't know it then they get a point ! Ryan is the winner Rolf the game and shuts down Crystal on her winning streak !

Clever Name Podcast 52 - 5 Crazy Customers Stories

Wed, 21 Mar 2018 17:44:55 +0000

Ryan and Dan start off the show by talking about their ancient technique and ways they used to masturbate as kids. Ryan use to resort to masturbating to small sex scenes in movies while Dan would masturbate on the family computer ! It was a dark time for both of them. Afterwords, they both get into how shitty of customers they both had while working customer service jobs. Ryan even finds some bad customer stories from the internet such as customers threatening the lives of employees and their children because they can't get their prescription, angry ladies screaming at fast food employees because their missing one item even though they spend over 85 dollars and drunk dickheads trying to start a fight with employees ! Then Ryan and Dan pitch a Raping Superhero for a silly upbeat comic.

Clever Name Hour Podcast #21 - Jason X Best Review Ever

Mon, 19 Mar 2018 18:54:36 +0000

Ryan and Dan start off the show by talking about the movie they reviewed earlier that day, Jason X ! The movie is about some asshole serial killer ( Jason from Friday The 13th ) who goes to the future and kills almost everyone he sees because he's a dick. The movie starts off by Jason getting frozen and then rediscovered 400 years later by humans from another planet. They find out that Jason is worth a lot of money so they try to revive and unfreeze him. Little did they know that he's killed over 100 people and doesn't give a fuck ! Keep in mind that the majority of the movie is on a space ship and the explorers are trying to get Jason to a space station to trade him off. So Jason unfreezes and starts doing what he does best, sneaking up on defenceless people and killing them in a badass way ! Jason's first victim on the space ship was a girl by herself in the room guarding him who looks like Howard Sterns wife. So she gets her face frozen by liquid nitrogen and then Jason smashes it on the counter ! Then he walks over to a room where a couple are making out and then he stabs the guy with a machete and pulls it out from the handle side of the machete ! Then he walks away and leaves the girl because I guess it was too easy of a kill or he couldn't think of a cool way to kill her so he sadly walked away. At this point other crew members on the ship are catching on that Jason escaped and is killing people ! So there's a change of plans, kill Jason ! His next target is the pilot who gets brutally murdered by the machete ! So now there's no pilot... for the rest of the movie. Then like hours later the ship crashes into the space station and blows up the massive station and the ship makes it out without a dent somehow. So while the ship is ghost riding without a pilot, Jason is still on the loose ! The only people on the ship with killing experience are 4 army members, who happen to split up on the search for Jason. So obviously Jason absorbs 170 + bullets and kills all of them ! One of the guys lands on a massive upside screw and get death spiked. One of the crew members finds him and reports back to the rest of the team saying " he's totally screwed ! " The crew members find out that they can't kill Jason so they try and escape by calling a space uber. So the few remaining crew members plant dynamite all over the ship and escape with the space uber pilot ! As soon as they get far enough they blow up the ship and unfortunately didn't do shut to Jason because he starts flying through space rift at the uber ship ! One of the few remaining people has sacrificed himself by putting on a space suit and jumping out to attack Jason ! The movie and Ryan and Dan's show ends by them talking about Jason falling down to earth like a flaming meteor !

Clever Name Podcast 51 - Amazon Gift Card Winner And Angler Fish

Wed, 14 Mar 2018 18:20:49 +0000

Ryan and Dan start off the show by announcing the winner for the twitch contest ! Congratulations BackoisWacko ! Then they figure out who's the biggest douche bag on the show. The previous episode was undecided because Ryan fought with Dan about Ryan sending an unsolicited dick picture to his girlfriend ! Turns out that his girlfriend DID in fact want the penis picture which means Ryan did not get the douche points which means Dan's the biggest douche ! Afterwords, Ryan reads a beautiful story about a man masturbating with an angler fish stomach ! Ryan doesn't think this guy should be embarrassed because as a child, Ryan would fuck and hump everything in his house !

Clever Name Hour Podcast #20 - Whos A Bigger Douche

Sun, 11 Mar 2018 14:32:49 +0000

We started todays show talking about our new biggest fan. A girl who went above and beyond for the show ;). Make sure to listen to find out what happened. Then we talk about our contest that is still going on to win a $20 amazon card. Make sure to follow us on twitch to enter. Then we find out once and for all who is the bigger douche on the show. In an epic battle for douche supremacy, only one can be the loser. Last we discuss the fact the Canada has changed its anthem to be more politically correct. Watch Us On Twitch Here: twitch.tv/clevernamepodcast Support Us On Patreon If Your Awesome: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Check Out Our Website For All Stuff Clever Name: clevernamepodcast.com

Clever Name Podcast 50 - Tortureing Dan!!

Wed, 07 Mar 2018 20:56:08 +0000

Watch Us On Twitch Here: twitch.tv/clevernamepodcast Support Us On Patreon If Your Awesome: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Check Out Our Website For All Stuff Clever Name: clevernamepodcast.com Dan gets called out for the 5th and final time for not asking random people questions for the show so now he has to pay the consequences ! Ryan and Crystal let Dan pick 3 out of 5 punishments that he has to do ! These include shot of hot sauce, delete battlefield for a month, hacky sack to the sack, get a Hitler mustache drawn on his face and/ or to smoke a dab ! So Dan decides to start off with a simple Hitler mustache to please the world with, definitely not offensive. Then he goes for the shot of hot sauce ! It takes him 3 tries to down it all because it is so hot ! Then he closes it off with a shot to the nuts with a hacky sack !

Clever Name Hour Podcast #19 - Attempted Murder, Stds And Advice

Sun, 04 Mar 2018 16:50:08 +0000

We start the show talking about a woman who tried to murder a girl who looked like her to steal her identity, with a cheesecake. We do the draw for our Gaming gift card and we announce the winner. Then we talk about our next contest to win a $20 amazon card. All you have to do is watch us on twitch to earn points! Then we finish our discussion on STDs from our last show with the grossest stories imaginable. Then to wrap up the show with some advice for the internet, if you have any questions you would like answered leave them in the comments, dm us or email clevernamepodcast@gmail.com

Clever Name Podcast 49 - Ryan And Crystal's STD Story

Wed, 28 Feb 2018 19:55:50 +0000

Ryan and Dan are joined by Crystal today and they start the show off by addressing their unsuccessful twitch channel. Then Ryan lays it out on Dan when he doesn't go out AGAIN and ask random people questions ! So if Dan doesn't do it this time he's going to have to spin the punishment wheel ! Afterwords, Ryan talks about his reoccurring fart piss problem again. Then that somehow segways into Ryan and Crystal talking about there shared STD ! Romance story at its best. Ryan gets his first STD; which happens to be Chlamydia, and he gets " treated " with penicillin at the hospital. Ryan also gets his first allergic reaction when penicillin is introduced to his system, so he had a good day basically. Watch Us On Twitch Here: twitch.tv/clevernamepodcast Support Us On Patreon If Your Awesome: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Check Out Our Website For All Stuff Clever Name: clevernamepodcast.com

Clever Name Hour Podcast #18 - Dreams, Dick Problems And Devild Advocate

Sun, 25 Feb 2018 17:14:49 +0000

If you want to sign up for our contest for a gaming gift card of your choice, go to Clevernamepodcast.com enter your email. ending Tuesday February 27th. We start the show by talking about how dan STILL has not gone out on the street to ask questions. SO because he didnt we came up with more and worse questions. If you have any questions youd like Dan to ask strangers on the street LEAVE THEM IN THE COMMENTS. Then we analyze Dans dreams and we find out that he doesnt know who he is but he does know hes homophobic. Ryan then talks about his dick problems and wants to know if others have the same issue. Then we wrap up the show with the devils advocate game. This is were Ryan finds the good in the bad and the bad in the good.

Clever Name Podcast 48 - We Are Out Of Food And Getting Walked In On

Thu, 22 Feb 2018 22:54:19 +0000

Ryan and Dan start off the show by freaking out about a commercial they saw on tv ! The commercial was talking about a shortage of meat in the world and for people to stop eating meat on Mondays. Fuck that noise, Ryan and Dan talk about going out with a bang ! Then they talk about how they're so thankful for their fans and all of their support, They also talk about how a fan is going to send them a gift and they joke about it being a bomb ! Afterwords, they read stories about people getting walked in on by their parents while having sex ! One person posted about his mom walking in on him while he was jizzing on his girlfriends face !

Clever Name Hour Podcast #17 - Describing Porn

Sun, 18 Feb 2018 16:35:40 +0000

Dan will have to go out on the street and and embarrass himself because you guys commented and said you wanted it. Next Ryan talks about a Rush concert he went to when he was younger. He was kicked out for smoking weed and meet a strange man out front. Ryan describes the events that transpire. Then we get to the best part of the show when Dan and Ryan watch porn from Porn hub and try to describe them the best they can. This gets very gross so be warned. Lastly Ryan gets his devils advocate skills tested by trying to tell you the best parts of horrible things and the bad parts of good stuff.

Clever Name Podcast 47 - Germans Are Dying From Masturbation

Wed, 14 Feb 2018 21:10:07 +0000

Comment if you want to see Dan do some man on the street interviews. Today we talk about the study that was released saying that 100 Germans are dying every year from masturbation. We discuss the stories resealed in this article. After we look at a snowmobile driving with no driver in Newfoundland. That's not all! We also tell you what the cure for baldness is!

Clever Name Hour Podcast #16 - Dan's Two Lies And A Truth & Sex Advice

Sun, 11 Feb 2018 18:12:29 +0000

Today we do Dans Two Lies and A Truth and Ryan and Crystal compete. The loser will have to go down on the winner. A heated battle ensues. Then we give the best sex advice known to the internet by answering the craziest sex questions we could find. Remember to follow us on Twitch to watch our live streams daily: twitch.tv/clevernamepodcast And enter our contest to win a gaming gift card by signing up for our news letter at clevernamepodcast.com

Clever Name Podcast 46 - Password

Wed, 07 Feb 2018 20:38:35 +0000

Ryan, Dan and Crystal are starting off the show talking about the old game show Password ! They plan on reincarnating and playing the game for their show. Before that game starts they sincerely thank the Patreon donators and all supporters for the show ! They also talk about the disappearance of one of their favourite fans Zach. If anybody finds him dm Clever Name Podcast. Afterwords, they start playing g the password game ! How the game works is one person ( Ryan ) gives one word hints to the contestants ( Dan and Crystal ) to try and get them to say the password ! Some of the passwords are Panda, pubes and cock ! It's turns out to be a close game and Crystal get the win with guessing Meth ! Then Ryan has an idea for their next show to be a newlyweds game ! Stay tuned for that !

Clever Name Hour Podcast #15 - Who Is More Manly

Sun, 04 Feb 2018 16:18:47 +0000

We start the show by talking about an underage girl who was charged with distributing child pornography of herself. Then Ryan gives and update on his new job. A breaking update coming out of California. House parties are being illegal and to "bros" go to congress to stop this injustice. After that we tell you who is more slutty by pitting to slutty stories against each other and we determine who is the bigger slut. Lastly we spend find out who is the most manly on the show.

Clever Name Podcast 45 - Weridest Places To Masturbate

Wed, 31 Jan 2018 20:09:41 +0000

We have a new contest for a gaming gift card and all you have to do is sign up for our mailing list at clevernamepodcast.com. Then we talk about crystals hand and how she hurt it. If you want to see her hand you can watch it here on the main page of our website. The we spend the rest of the show talking to the weirdest places people have masturbated.

Clever Name Hour Podcast #14 - Impressions And Crazy Girlfriends

Sun, 28 Jan 2018 17:13:48 +0000

Ryan and Dan start off the show by talking about Dan's disgusting pimple on his face. Then Ryan talks about how he cheated to get his drivers test ( sucked the guys dick ) and we all had good chuckle. Somehow that conversation transitioned into senior discounts being a thing because grandmas can't cum anymore. Which led to 2 dicks going in one hole and if that made the guys gay for touching dicks. Anyways, after that we do a well thought out introduction to Ryan's girlfriend being on camera for the first time on our show ! Then Dan gets excited for the next part of our show where he has to do impressions, in which he claims he's the best at ! While Dan does his impressions, Ryan and Crystal go head to head to try and guess who Dan is impersonating ! Some of Dan's impressions he did were Shrek, Gilbert Gottfried, Batman and Bill Clinton ! He even does a Morgan Freeman impression, which he struggles at because he's scared of black people ! What a scamp. The score becomes 6 all and Dan thinks a a quick impression to decide the tie breaker ! Crystal takes the cake and we move on to a segment called Bad Girlfriends. Before that segment starts, Crystal shares a story about a stalker who loved her so much she wanted to kill her and wear her skin ! What a silly goose. We then find some of the worst girlfriend story's ever ! This includes story's about girlfriends and ex girlfriends cutting their wrists, framing their boyfriends for assault, killing their boyfriends cat, breaking and entering and more ! Then we close the show talking about fucking dogs, jerking off, streaming video games and Dan touching Crystals boobs !

Clever Name Podcast 44 - Getting A U-haul DIRTY

Wed, 24 Jan 2018 23:48:28 +0000

Ryan starts the show with a story about a man who was charged with sexual assault for touching a girls breast during consensual sex. Then Ryan discusses the events that took place with crystal in a uhaul. The owls dying because of the marijuana boom is talked about and lastly we talk about another man burning down his house by trying to blow torch a spider.

Clever Name Hour Podcast #13 - Crazy Ex Girlfriends, Penis Problems And Ryans Work

Sun, 21 Jan 2018 21:28:35 +0000

Dan talks about his peeing issues and we are now streaming on twitch not youtube. Ryan Talks about zits in weird spots and what is going on with his work. Lastly we go over ryans ex girlfriend and the crazy girlfriends on the internet.

BONUS SHOW !!! Clever Name Podcast 43.5

Thu, 18 Jan 2018 22:57:44 +0000

We didnt want to stop our show so we made and extra show this week. Right after our last show we recorded this. Ryan talks about his "homework" that he had to do. Also how he has found a new "religion"

Clever Name Podcast 43 - Youtube And Shit

Wed, 17 Jan 2018 20:18:09 +0000

Youtube is fucking us again because they removed one of our videos for sexually explicit content and nudity. Now we can no longer live stream on youtube and if this happens again then we could be banned entirely. Then Ryan smokes a dab from his new bong and we discuss green poo.

Sports Quiz Crystal Vs Dan And Glory Holes - Clever Name Hour Podcast #12

Sun, 14 Jan 2018 18:02:29 +0000

Crystal is on the show today and we have a competition. We want to find out who knows more about sports Dan or Crystal. Ryan created a quiz with Baseball, Football, Hockey and Basketball questions and we find out who knows more about sports. Dan gets the first question and it is "how many points is a touchdown worth". Dan changes his answer multiple times but eventually gets the right answer of 6. Dan knowing very little about sports pulls ahead by a few points going into the second round. The second round involves guessing sports team names. Crystal is able to tie the game up and the score goes back and forth. The final question is worth 2 points and Dan is down by one point. For the win the question is in hockey where are the coyotes from. Dan's answers " Florida" which is incorrect. Crystal answers "Arizona" and wind the game. Dan is beaten by a girl in a sports quiz. Ryan smokes some weed and Crystal leaves. Then Dan and Ryan discussed what is happening on patreon. Donations have been deleted and then reappearing and they are confused. After Ryan talks about the comment from a fan noobking. The comment is about how he hooked up with is cousin and they were dry humping and he came in his pants. Lastly Ryan is upset about people deleting comments that are interesting. One comment was a questions that takes up the rest of the show. "If you were sleeping and you woke up and a guy was sucking your dick but it's the best blow job of your life". Dan's would be upset and get mad. Ryan on the other hand would pretend it's a girl and pretend to stay asleep. Crystal comes back on and calls bull shit on Dan. The rest of the show is spent convincing Dan he would enjoy a blow job from a guy through a glory hole. Full show on Itunes Google play and Youtube Sports Quiz Crystal Vs Dan And Glory Holes - Clever Name Hour Podcast #12

Clever Name Podcast 42 - How To Have Sex

Wed, 10 Jan 2018 20:50:45 +0000

We talk about our new goal of 5000 subscribers by this time next year! Then we give the internet the sex advice it desperately needed by answering any question about sex.

Clever Name Hour Podcast #11 - Youtube Or PornHub Comment

Sun, 07 Jan 2018 17:08:55 +0000

We open the show with a news story about a new video game about called Harambe Kong. Then we give an update on ass play and crystals long nails. We have a conversation about if guys had vaginas. Then We play the PornHub Or YouTube Comment Game. This is where dan reads a comment from ether pornhub or youtube and Ryan has to guess where it came from. Its harder then you think. Finally Ryan tells an embarrassing story from his childhood that he really did not want to tell.

Clever Name Podcast 41 - Crystal Talks About Sex

Wed, 03 Jan 2018 20:57:35 +0000

Crystal is on the show again! We start the show talking about an man who got is testicle bitten off during "passionate love making". Then we ask crystal questions we all wanted to know and it turns very dirty.

DarkNet Price Is Right With Crystal - Clever Name Hour Podcast # 10

Tue, 02 Jan 2018 19:52:45 +0000

We talk about a man with a 19 inch penis and his every day struggles. Then Dan has to spin the punishment wheel. Lastly we get Crystal on the show and play Dark Net Price Is Right where we guess the price of illegal things you can buy on the internet.

Clever Name Podcast 40 - What Got Stuck In Someones Butt

Wed, 27 Dec 2017 21:35:56 +0000

We talk about Ryans unfortunate morning and how we have fixed our live streams. If you want to watch our show live subscribe to our patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Then we play the game "Is it a Bad Tattoo or Something Stuck In A Butt" and Dan is an expert.

Christmas Show 2017 *Live

Tue, 26 Dec 2017 14:24:31 +0000

Ryan gives dan a gift then we talk about why we dislike Christmas. Then we answer some questions the internet has about Canada like "Is Canadian an easy language to learn". We close with some new stories about at home circumcisions and alien sex.

Clever Name Podcast 39 - High News With Cow Shit Powered Cars

Thu, 21 Dec 2017 04:11:34 +0000

We do our favorite segment "High News" where Ryans gets really high and we go over the most important news stories.

Clever Name Hour Podcast #8 - Condoms, Odds Game And Sex Advice

Sun, 17 Dec 2017 18:17:13 +0000

We talk about our first condom experiences and talk about the stickers we sent out. Then Se play the odds game where we try to guess what has better odds then the lottery. Finally we give some much needed sex advice to a fan who sent in a question for us.

Clever Name Collaboration - Dear God Its Me 30

Sun, 17 Dec 2017 12:11:07 +0000

Here is the show Ryan did with 2 girls from California that do a podcast about being in their thirties. This starts a bit slow but becomes one of our funniest interviews.

Clever Name Podcast 38 - Crystals Revenge And Dans Gets Gross

Wed, 13 Dec 2017 20:40:18 +0000

Crystals on the show again and we talk about the show that Ryan recorded with 2 girls from California that will be released tomorrow. Then Crystal says she has a better story then Ryan and one Ups him.Then Dan gets really drunk at a house party.

Clever Name Hour Podcast # 7 - Dan Smokes Boner Weed, Worst Thing You've Ever Done, High News & More

Sun, 10 Dec 2017 19:17:55 +0000

Dan is ready to smoke the weed that is supposed to make you horny and we see what happens. Then we see if the worst things we have ever done can stand up to the worst things the internet did. Then we do our best segment High News.

Clever Name Podcast 37 - Weed That Gives Erections

Wed, 06 Dec 2017 21:51:11 +0000

We wanted to get salvia for Ryan to smoke on the show. We sent Dan out to find some and he came back with something called "Dutch Magic Bud". We found that its an aphrodisiac and we try to get dan to smoke it.

Clever Name Hour Podcast # 6 - Girlfriend Shit Story, Ginger Judge And Things The Internet Named

Sun, 03 Dec 2017 23:50:01 +0000

We talk about Ryan's ex girlfriends shit story and why you should keep your shit private. Then we do Dan signature segment "Ginger Judge" when we go over some crazy court cases. Then Ryan found a list of things that the internet named including the gushing granny's and Hitler did nothing wrong.

Clever Name Podcast 36 - We Prove Evolution

Wed, 29 Nov 2017 21:24:27 +0000

Guess the tits !! if you can guess whos boobs we used for crystal in our last episode and we will send you a sticker. Big foot vs Yeti, who will win? Are they the same thing? We will find out. Then we talk about the weirdest thing we have masturbated to.

Clever Name Hour Podcast #5 - What Chick Will My Girlfriend Fuck

Sun, 26 Nov 2017 17:53:22 +0000

We talk about our new logo and mascot. Also we talk about sucking the wrong dicks. Then we have Crystal on the show and we play "Who will my girlfriend bang" where Ryan and Dan guess what girls Crystal would have sex with.

Clever Name Podcast 35 - Can We Get Sponsored By A Porn Shop

Wed, 22 Nov 2017 23:41:58 +0000

Dan has the idea that we should be sponsored by a adult movie store or a sex shop. Dan records himself trying to get him us sponsored and embarrassing him self in the process.

Clever Name Hour Podcast #4 - Weed Vs Alcohol, Parenting Advice And Sucking The Wrong Dicks

Sun, 19 Nov 2017 23:34:32 +0000

0:08 Dan drinks and Ryan smokes 2:35 Drinking vs smoking game 5:50 Ryans addicted to weed 1149 What makes you stupider ? 20:45 Smoking when in your parents house 23:47 The best parenting advise ever given 25:20 Dans a sex offender 28:55 Problem child 32:00 Sucking the wrong dicks 37:00 Pregnant bitches 38:43 Ryan is snorting babies 44:17 Underage sexts 48:52 You gotta suck the wrong dicks to find the right dicks.

Clever Name Podcast 34 - Jerking Off In Front Of Women

Wed, 15 Nov 2017 20:25:24 +0000

Ryan pees his pants and we try to find out why. Then we discuss the rumors about Louis CK and we have some interesting ideas.

Clever Name Hour Podcast # 3 - Instagram Model Or Teacher Who Fuck Students

Sun, 12 Nov 2017 21:41:54 +0000

0:10 Would you fuck your teacher 0:53 Hot teacher talk 5:15 Instagram or teacher who fucked students 13:14 Sex at bible camp 37:57 Would you fuck a midget 40:27 Russian Rapper 45:03 Whats up with Ryan's Butt Hole 50:00 Dans Gross Face

Clever Name Podcast 33 - Analyzing Zach Blowing Himself

Wed, 08 Nov 2017 21:00:35 +0000

Its been a year since the Ryan and Aaron Show started and we talk about the old shows. Cod is back and we change the game play to WWII. Dan got a new mic and we talk about zachs story from episode 32.

Clever Name Hour Podcast 2 - Heroin, Noses, Broken Bones And Holding Dicks

Sun, 05 Nov 2017 13:56:07 +0000

This is our second hour long podcast and now we have face cam too. We talk about new equipment broken bones and drugs. 0:12 Intro bong toke 0:22 How do you hold your dick? 4:57 New show ideas 7:02 Ryans nose and broken bones 21:24 Buzz Feed Game 38:02 Drugs and alcohol 44:59 Using heroin when your 80

Clever Name Podcast 32 - Sex Advise With Zach

Wed, 01 Nov 2017 19:12:18 +0000

Zach (Tin tim) is back on the show and has an amazing story about how to give a blowjob. Zach has been in the military for months now and is ready to talk about it.

Clever Name Podcast 31 - Ass To Mouth

Sun, 29 Oct 2017 23:02:12 +0000

We talk about the porn we watch and who is in it. Then we talk about ass play and how to do it. Ryan shares his own experiences.

THIS IS THE FUTURE OF OUR SHOW!!??!

Fri, 27 Oct 2017 16:04:42 +0000

0:15 What the fuck are we? 3:15 Donald Trumps butt hole 6:50 Tits is how we get popular 15:10 Crystal joins 21:25 Crystal gets on mic and talks about ass play 31:10 Ryan pitches a porn podcast 32:00 Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson 35:55 Meat spin contest 40:00 Strippers on the show 42:00 You are the winner 44:00 Dan's afraid of back people!

Clever Name Podcast 30 - Winner Of The Dumb Contest

Wed, 25 Oct 2017 21:33:35 +0000

We finish the dumb game where we find out who is dumbest on the show by who has done the dumbest things.

Clever Name Podcast 28 - Crystal Is A Lesbian

Fri, 20 Oct 2017 20:51:53 +0000

We talk about our dicks and crystal. Crystals has some new experiences with girls and Ryan is unsure how he feels about it. Lastly we talk anal sex and how you get it done.

Clever Name Podcast 27 - Jon Quit Or Is That A Joke

Fri, 20 Oct 2017 20:45:37 +0000

We explain what happened to Jon. We go over the fight Ryan and Jon had and we talk about the best show we ever recorded.

Clever Name Podcast 26 - High News

Fri, 20 Oct 2017 20:40:56 +0000

We do our signature segment High News. This is were Ryan gets high and reads the news.... very complex. This time we talk about a drunk duck and a meth masturbation.

People Are Real Dumb - Clever Name Podcast 25

Sun, 08 Oct 2017 20:12:12 +0000

We try and episode where we don't use any game play and just use our face cam. We answers some of some very dumb questions and Dan tells the best story he has every told.

Guy With 2.2 Pounds Of Gold In His Butt - Clever Name Podcast 24

Wed, 04 Oct 2017 19:26:35 +0000

Dan is gone again so Jon and I go over some important news. Including Lego ISIS sets and drunk canoeing.

Clever Name Podcast 23 - Very High Pube Shaving

Sun, 01 Oct 2017 22:01:51 +0000

Dan inst on the show today and Ryan and Jon get very high. Then we talk about shaving habits and sexting. Then we answer some high questions.

Clever Name Podcast 22 - 2 Lies And A Truth

Wed, 27 Sep 2017 20:27:07 +0000

This is the first of our three part shows for 2 lies and a truth. This is where we tell on true story and two fake stories and this time its Ryans turn. If you want to see this episode with a face cam go here: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast

Clever Name Podcast 21 - Jerking Off

Sun, 24 Sep 2017 20:09:30 +0000

We basically talk about jerking off the whole show. We also have a new addition to the show, our friend Jon who will join us from time to time.

Clever Name Podcast 20 - Ginger Judge

Wed, 20 Sep 2017 21:28:48 +0000

This is our new segment ginger judge where we rule on the dumbest court cases

Clever Name Podcast 19 - Threesome Story

Sun, 17 Sep 2017 20:18:36 +0000

First Ryan gets upset that we didn't reach our goal on the last video. Then Ryan had a left over story from our last show and it is a good one. We find out how Dan got cock blocked and whats going on with Ryan's dog Taco.

Clever Name Podcast 18 - What Is The Lie

Sat, 16 Sep 2017 23:50:42 +0000

IF THIS VIDEO GETS 22 LIKES WE WILL POST OUR FACE CAM VIDEO!! We talk about dirty underwear and when you should change them. Then we play two lies ad a truth with Dan and Crystal. Where we try to guess what is fact and what is a lie.

Clever Name Podcast 17 - The Worst Porn Catagory

Sun, 10 Sep 2017 23:40:07 +0000

We made a bracket of all of the worst porn categories and we try to find out what one is the worst. This includes menstruation porn, scat porn, feltching and many more. Let us know what you think the worst one is and let us know if we missed any.

Clever Name Podcast 16 - The Laws Of Porn

Wed, 06 Sep 2017 19:30:03 +0000

First we find out what are the top porn categories. Then we find out what is illegal in porn and discuss weird laws surrounding porn from around the world.

Clever Name Podcast 15 - Pubes And Ryan Gets Embarrassed

Sun, 03 Sep 2017 20:19:41 +0000

0:20 We talk about about Dan's pubes and we find out once and for all if gingers have red pubes. 8:02 We read a fan the best fan embarrassing story so far! 10:13 Ryan's Embarrassing Story 16:13 Talking about strip clubs and cum

Clever Name Podcast 14 - Embarrassing Stories

Wed, 30 Aug 2017 21:26:27 +0000

We talk about a possible face reveal and the Call of duty WWII. Then we tell some embarrassing stories some involving Dan ass.

Clever Name Podcast 13 - Google Family Fude

Sun, 27 Aug 2017 19:45:20 +0000

I have Crystal and Dan on and we play Google Family Feud where we guess the top Google auto fill answers. Crystal and Dan go head to head, see who is the best at guessing the dumb things people have Googled!

Clever Name Podcast 12 - Important Info And Slut Game

Wed, 23 Aug 2017 21:44:20 +0000

Fast forward to the game - 14:02 Dan is here to stay and we go over what we will be doing over the next few weeks. Then we play the slut game where we find would who is a bigger whore

Clever Name Podcast 11 - New Co-Host?1

Sun, 20 Aug 2017 22:14:00 +0000

I ran out of call of duty game play so Dan gave me some game play from battlefield. Then we go over some casual encounters to see who is looking to fuck in our neighborhood

Dear Daniel - Clever Name Podcast 10

Sat, 19 Aug 2017 14:05:02 +0000

I try a new replacement for Aaron, my high school friend Daniel. We answer some dumb questions including are thy lesbians or Lebanese and do Canadians look like Americans.

Crystals Fucked Up And George Game - Clever Name Podcast 9

Thu, 10 Aug 2017 21:17:47 +0000

Crystal and I go over why I haven't made a show in awhile and we hear about Crystals fucked up back. Then we play Does George Know It, where we find out what my drug dealer knows

Best STDs - Clever Name Podcast 8 -

Tue, 01 Aug 2017 23:49:54 +0000

Crystal and I try to find out what STD is by putting them head to head and see what one you would most like to have. Aid vs Herpies, Crabs vs Scabies. What is better?

Would You Rather And TLC Game With Crystal - Clever Name Podcast 7

Mon, 24 Jul 2017 22:18:33 +0000

Some fans have sent in some would you rather questions so I get Crystal to answer them. Also we play the TLC game where we guess what TLC shows are real.

This Is The Show - Clever Name Podcast 6

Wed, 19 Jul 2017 19:53:24 +0000

Just going over a few show things and talking about some stories. This includes one of my good fans turning into our number 1 troll.

Pedophile Songs - Clever Name Podcast 5

Thu, 13 Jul 2017 22:38:31 +0000

I fond a few songs that have a very rapey vibe and yet are still big hits. So this is my top 7 creepy songs about having sex with under age girls.

Clever Name Podcast 4 - Fucked Up Missed Connections and High News

Sun, 09 Jul 2017 14:43:13 +0000

I fly solo on this show so I go through some of the missed connections near my town and some of them are pretty fucked up. I also do the critically acclaimed bit "High News".

Ryan And Aaron Show 66 - Whats More Douchey

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 20:32:37 +0000

We find out what is more douchey

Ryan And Aaron Show 65 - What Guy Would You Fuck

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 20:29:56 +0000

Ever wondered what guy youd want to fuck. Me either, but we are sill going to find out

Ryan And Aaron Show 64 - Ryans Story And Porn Terms

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 20:26:53 +0000

Ryan got caught. Doing what? Youll have to find out

Ryan And Aaron Show 63 - The George Game

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 20:23:58 +0000

George is a crazy dude and we are going to find out what he knows. You'll be shocked at what he doesnt

Ryan And Aaron Show 62 - Porn Searches Mp3

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 20:21:22 +0000

What are the top porn searches in Russia? We are here to find out

Ryan And Aaron Show 61 - Shock Geography Test

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 20:19:11 +0000

Aaron asks Ryan geography questions and when hes wrong he gets shocked

Ryan And Aaron Show 60 - Age Of Concent

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 20:16:32 +0000

We find out the age of consent for countries around the world

Ryan And Aaron Show 59 - Supply Drops and Rap

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 20:13:57 +0000

Ryan And Aaron Show 59 - Supply Drops and Rap by Ryan

Ryan And Aaron Show 58 - What Is The Best Game System

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 20:11:08 +0000

The best console will be determined now

Ryan And Aaron Show 57 - Is It Gay

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 20:08:44 +0000

We try to find out whats gayer

Ryan And Aaron Show 56 - MWR And Have You Ever

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 20:06:12 +0000

We talk about modern warfare and we play another game of have you ever.

Ryan And Aaron Show 55 - WTF Happend To My Car And Sound Fx

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 20:03:20 +0000

Some crazy shit happened to Ryans car and hes pissed

Ryan And Aaron Show 54 - Fast Food Game

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 20:00:30 +0000

We try to figure out what fast food restaurant make what crazy burger

Ryan And Aaron Show 53 - Return Of The Online Arguments

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 19:58:21 +0000

We brought back online arguments where we decide who wins online debates

Ryan And Aaron Show 52 - Would You Rather Again

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 19:52:13 +0000

We play the fan favorite Would You Rather and it gets crazy.

Ryan And Aaron Show 51 - What Celebrity Did It

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 19:50:36 +0000

Ryan found some crazy stories about celebrities and we guess who did it.

Ryan And Aaron Show 50 - 50th Episode And Have You Ever

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 19:47:02 +0000

Its our 50th episode so we decided to get to know each other better so we asked each other have you ever?

Ryan And Aaron Show 49 - When Crazy Old Ladies Attack

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 19:42:48 +0000

Ryans house is under attack by crazy old ladies

Ryan And Aaron Show 48 - CaptinThunder Fuck

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 19:39:09 +0000

Ryan And Aaron Show 48 - CaptinThunder Fuck by Ryan

Ryan And Aaron Show 47 - Rant About Cod + Tips On Getting All Camos

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 19:30:32 +0000

Ryan rants about cod and the challenges in the game. He gives some tips of how to finish everything.

Ryan And Aaron Show 46 - The Worst Of Porn

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 19:27:04 +0000

We recap some of the grossest stories from porn sets told by porn stars

Ryan And Aaron Show 45 - Parents Are The Worst 3

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 18:29:42 +0000

We read the worst stories from the worst parents

Ryan And Aaron Show 44 - Drunk Texts

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 18:28:26 +0000

We read some drunk texts

Ryan And Aaron Show 43 - Stick Your Dick In It

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 18:26:19 +0000

We see what people have stuck their dicks in

Ryan And Aaron Show 42 - F Marry Kill

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 18:23:28 +0000

We play a game of Fuck Marry Kill with people and things

Ryan And Aaron Show 41 - Florida Is Fucked Up

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 18:21:14 +0000

We talk about some the the most fucked up stories coming out of Florida

Ryan And Aaron Show 40 - Who Would You Fuck Bracket

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 18:19:10 +0000

We have to choose who we would fuck from the girls we least want to fuck

Ryan And Aaron Show 39 - Medical Advice With Doctor Aaron

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 18:11:35 +0000

We give all the advise to all the people seeking medical advise on the internet

Ryan And Aaron Show 38 - Cod Brackets And Show Poll

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 18:06:36 +0000

We find out what is the worst Call of Duty of all time

Ryan And Aaron Show 37 - Dick Horror Stories

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 18:02:08 +0000

We are talking dick stories this time

Ryan And Aaron Show 36 - Vagina Horror Stories

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 17:55:18 +0000

Lets talk bout horrifying vagina stories

Exclusive Podcast Number 1 - Aaron Finds Love In Prison

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 17:51:41 +0000

This is our first exclusive podcast where this is just for the fans on ITunes and Google Play. We try to find Aaron a some one to date in prison

Ryan And Aaron Show 35 - Would You Rather Part 2

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 17:45:14 +0000

part 2 of would you rather questions

Ryan And Aaron Show 34 - Would You Rather

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 17:41:46 +0000

We play a game of would you rather but with some of the grossest questions ever.

Ryan And Aaron Show 32 - Best Questions On Yahoo Answers Part 2

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 17:35:28 +0000

Part 2 od the best questions on yahoo answers

Ryan And Aaron Show 33 - Potatos and Show Stuff

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 17:33:43 +0000

we talk about the grossest story involving a potato and a vagina and then get some show stuff done.

Ryan And Aaron Show 31 - Best Questions On Yahoo Answers

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 17:30:47 +0000

People ask dumb questions on yahoo answers and we are here to answer them.

Ryan And Aaron Show 30 - Missed Connections

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 17:25:09 +0000

Listen to us talk about some hilarious posts on the site missed connections

Ryan And Aaron Show 29 - Sex Stories Part 2

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 17:21:30 +0000

This is part 2 of us going over internet sex questions

Ryan And Aaron Show 28 - Sex Stories Part 1

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 17:18:34 +0000

Part one of the funniest / grossest internet sex stories

Ryan And Aaron Show 27 - Dating Profiles

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 17:12:32 +0000

We talk about some dating profiles that you'll defiantly want to hear about.

Ryan And Aaron Show 26 - Porn And Funny 911 Calls

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 16:49:39 +0000

We talk about girls from high school doing porn and some of the funniest 911 calls.

Ryan And Aaron Show 25 - Weird Price Is Right

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 16:46:28 +0000

We try to guess the price of the more ridiculous items for sale on amazon.

Ryan And Aaron Show 24 - Intro Contest & More

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 16:42:46 +0000

We start our intro contest.

Ryan And Aaron Show 23 - Guess The Crime

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 16:39:50 +0000

We try to guess the crime from the criminals mug shot.

Ryan And Aaron Show 21 - Nutella Burger

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 16:33:56 +0000

We go over emails and try a nutella burger we talked about on a previous show

Ryan And Aaron Show 20 - Parents Are The Worst 2

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 16:29:37 +0000

We talk about some of the worst stories from parents ever

Ryan And Aaron Show 19 - Zombies and Airsoft

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 16:23:45 +0000

We go over zombies in infinite warfare and talk about some stories while playing airsoft.

Ryan And Aaron Show 18 - Crazy News Stories

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 16:02:38 +0000

Ryan And Aaron Show 18 - Crazy News Stories by Ryan

Ryan And Aaron Show 17 - Walmart Audio

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 15:58:08 +0000

We go over some of the funnier stories about the customers of Walmart.

Exclusive Podcast Number 6 - Locksmith Stories

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 14:36:39 +0000

This is our sixth podcast and we have a guest. Alex the locksmith joins us and we talk about some of the crazier stories he has had while working. This includes a suicidal man and a crackhead in a trailer. Let us know what you think and maybe we'll have him back.

Exclusive Podcast Number 5 - Mandella Effect

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 14:33:14 +0000

Have you ever wondered why its The berenstain bears and not the berenstien bears or why C3p0 has a silver leg yet no one remembers it that way? Probably because we are living in an alternate universe from when we grew up.

Exclusive Podcast Number 4 - Black Dynamite

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 14:19:13 +0000

We review the movie Black Dynamite! If you haven't seen it I strongly recommend it. This movie covers everything from small dicks to president Nixon and why the orphanages are full of heroin.

Clever Name Podcast 3 - My Girlfriend Crystal And Tinder

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 14:10:51 +0000

I go over some new stuff that will be coming out soon and the starting of the Clever Name Podcast's Patrion. Sign up and show your support: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Next I talk to my girlfriend Crystal and we go through some funny tinder profiles to see if she wants to upgrade from me.

Zack Gets A Blowjob - Clever Name Podcast 2

Sun, 02 Jul 2017 13:49:37 +0000

Zach joins me on the show and he has recently got his first blowjob but we soon find out that there is much more to the story. Things get pretty funny so I hope you enjoy it. If you want to get on the show all you need is an idea for a good show and to send it to me or twiiter (@clevernamepod) or email CleverNamePodcast@gmail.com

Votes And High News - Clever Name Podcast 1

Sun, 02 Jul 2017 13:44:28 +0000

I go through all of the votes for the new name and the new show name is "Clever Name". The number on pick was "shit show" but it was taken but so many people. I also discuss the intro song vote and start the intro video vote. Lastly I do a new recurring segment "News while I'm Baked"

I Date Crazy Girls

Wed, 28 Jun 2017 17:36:50 +0000

A woman yells in a doctors office because she wants a white doctor. Also I talk about my crazy ex girlfriend and it makes you wonder how someone could be so insane.

What The Fucks My Name

Wed, 28 Jun 2017 15:26:18 +0000

I need a new name for this show, so whoever comes up with the best name sends it to me will win a T-shirt with offensive things on it. Also I need you guys to vote on what I should do for my shows either live streams or keep doing the Ryan and Aaron Show without the Aaron. Lastly I will be taking Skype calls in up coming episodes so follow me on twitter @RyanAndAaron and add me on Skype Ryans Show.

I Guess It's Over

Wed, 28 Jun 2017 15:16:48 +0000

Aaron decided today that he does not want to do the show anymore, so I explain what happened and what happens now.

Exclusive Podcast Number 3 - Salvia and Cod Talk

Fri, 10 Mar 2017 21:52:49 +0000

This is our third exclusive podcast and this time is salvia talk. We discuss some of the experiences we have had smoking or being around people who smoked salvia. Also we discuss call of duty and the challenges in the game. Our exclusive podcasts are designed to be more open, where we discuss a topic and ramble. If you have a topic youd like us to use message us @RyanAndAaron on twitter or Ryanandaaronshow@gmail.com

Exclusive Podcast Number Two - Aaron Finds Love With Prisoner

Sat, 11 Feb 2017 01:34:04 +0000

Aaron needs to find love, so naturally we went to loveaprisoner.com and checked out some of the ladies. We pick some of the best candidates and play a dating game. We go through the profiles and Aaron picks the one he likes best.

Ryan And Aaron Show 22 - Internet Sex Advise

Tue, 20 Dec 2016 00:18:05 +0000

We give sex advise to some of the funniest, grossest, most fucked up sex questions asked on the internet. Including the most disgusting masturbation story ever told.... Enjoy!