Drunk Valorant

Ep 137: The LAST Episode of Drunk Valorant??

Sat, 18 Oct 2025 17:15:44 +0000

Thats right... or is it? Who fucking knows. We havent posted in a while and things are winding down. But maybe we'll be back again. What's not winding down is Hunter's hatred for patch 11.08. Join us to hear doomer takes on the game we all hate, from a bunch of hardstuck silver players who think they should be plat! Just like old times babyyyy!

Ep 136: Masters Toronto

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 14:23:15 +0000

Coming in to recap one hell of a tournament, the boys are joined by Swaniac this week to discuss the trip, the tourny, and the motherfucking train!!! Choo choo!!! Plus a brand new agent challenge and probably some other shit too.

Ep 135: How we Beat the Worst Team in Valorant

Mon, 19 May 2025 17:29:03 +0000

It's been a while. But come with us as we shit talk our way through the Premier season, discuss the end of VCT split 1, and oh, were there some Tejo changes?

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Ep 134: Is Yoru Too Good?

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 23:21:20 +0000

A couple years ago you'd be asking what the fuck was wrong with me for posing that question. This week (well, last week because we're slow) we talk about the patch notes, changes to Kay/O, Yoru, etc. I don't know, it was a long time ago. But its probably a bunch of bullshit.

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Ep 133: The Wrong Way to Smoke

Fri, 21 Mar 2025 16:05:00 +0000

And you should trust us cause we're in Gold. But at least we watch people who are better than us talk about it too. This week we discuss our updated Waylay takes, how the phantom is actually not total shit, and of course how to yell at your controller for not smoking properly.

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Ep 132: I Got Waylay'd Last Night

Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:50:11 +0000

yeah, I immediately double-dashed into site... not my best performance. On another note, a new Agent has ben added to the game! Waylay comes in hot with some crazy shit, and some entirely underwhelming shit. Plus there was a huge patch with a ton of other changes we are going to talk about.

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Ep 131: Is the Stinger the Best Gun in the Game?

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 22:47:38 +0000

Cass is out here just totally GLAZING Hunter with these topics this week. Is the original stinger better than a phantom or vandal? Like holy shit if this pod was recorded a couple years ago Hunter would be out of his mind. Also are alt-fire guns useless? and whats happening with this Bangkok tournament we know nothing about?

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Ep 130: State of the Agents Address

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 23:20:00 +0000

All three of us are back this week with a long-winded discussion on all things Valorant 2025. Drama in the 100T camp? Is Deadlock all of the sudden really good? But most importantly, do we know the real names of the Agents? (No, the answer is no)

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Ep 129: Hey-yo to Tejo

Fri, 10 Jan 2025 01:02:05 +0000

With Chase carousing down south, SwaNiac joins us as in welcoming the new Columbian initiator as he makes an explosive entrance. Has Riot finally returned to releasing agents that aren't a huge disappointment at launch? And are they trying to Flex on the playerbase by releasing something no one wants and using that to increase the price of weapon skins (no, that's fucking ridiculous)? We're so (2/3) back baby!

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Ep 128: Regen Shields Meta

Sat, 16 Nov 2024 23:52:44 +0000

Its like light shields meta, but more expensive! Probably, we don't know anything about it yet, but we sure will give you some opinions on it. Plus Phoenix changes, some other shit, and a taste of off-season pro tournaments.

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Ep 127: All My Homies Hate Clove

Fri, 18 Oct 2024 05:59:21 +0000

Today we learn of Cass' hatred of Clove, or maybe just Clove players? We talk about some insane NA drama, the start of the VCT OFF//SEASON, and the upcoming changes to Sunset (RIP Cypher). We know you missed our long-winded and uninformed blabbering, hopefully we can keep doing this more consistently!

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Ep 126: Chamber Astra Meta is Back

Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:30:16 +0000

5 stars that us lowly gold players will never see in one of our lobbies. But at least Cass is excited about teleporting a couple more meters. Join us again this week as we discuss the update, beer, and probably a bunch of other stuff I've forgotten about at this point.

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Ep 125: C9 is Below Replacement

Sun, 08 Sep 2024 02:00:00 +0000

DVP is back with another edge-of-your-seat, gripping, beyond entertaining episode of complete speculation and shitty takes. Starting with a new VLR rating that we seem to have heard before.... our thoughts after playing a couple games with Vyse, and a roster-mania segment including a player tier-list that is 100% objective and factual.

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Ep 124: Champions Has My Head in a Vyse

Thu, 29 Aug 2024 18:00:00 +0000

That's a wrap on VCT 2024 folks! Now I can fall back asleep and dream of a world where Sen won it all....

This week were coming in with a lot to talk about, all of champs and its insane results, and the new agent Vyse. Join us as we argue about all the shit we don't know yet, and develop the econ meta for the new Valorant.

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Ep 123: Your Champions Return

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 03:55:00 +0000

Okay it's been a while... and we have reverted to being absolute dog shit at Valorant. Back in the common ranks of Silver, we take on topics of map pools, skin reviews, no mic rants, and of course our pics for Champs 2024.

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Ep 122: Swallowed by the Abyss

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 19:45:00 +0000

(Note: This episode went live with the wrong audio file, and was a duplicate of episode 121. If you are seeing this message, it should be fixed. The responsible party has been stoned) New map is released, news to Cass apparently who couldn't find time to even take a look over in Japan. Too much sake. Join us as we discuss our first takes on Abyss, along with a possibly broken Iso buff and underwhelming Neon.

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Ep 121: Three Timezones, Two Remaining Teams, and One Massive Patch

Sun, 09 Jun 2024 01:16:43 +0000

The three hosts represent Pacific, Eastern, and whatever timezone Japan is in as Cass patches in from vacation. Shanghai has birthed some very cool storylines, but the patch preview from Riot steals the show. Neon stonks are sliding precipitously upwards, Iso is also looking like less of a total throw to pick, Reyna gets a strange sidegrade, and Raze and Clove get knocked down a peg.

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Ep 120: Dark Clouds Over Shanghai

Fri, 24 May 2024 20:49:45 +0000

Trouble is brewing at Rito HQ as they attempt to placate the masses who are fuming at the current map pool, lack of a replay system (coming soon since 2020), and the current agent meta. Desperate to curry favor with the playerbase, Riot mixes up the map pool, shows a WIP replay system, and bribes Chase, Cass, and guest Blate45 to shill for their anti-fun Raze satchel nerf (details TBD). After Hunter 1v3 clutches against the rest of the gang, we move on to giving some of the least informed Shanghai takes available, and sprinkle in a healthy dose of bemoaning Riot's pro play structure.

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Ep 119: A Snake Bite in my Ass

Fri, 03 May 2024 02:00:00 +0000

The Riot devs finally took a cue from this podcast and implemented pretty much exactly what we said to nerf Viper. Too bad they didnt listen to the whole episode and they fucked up Cypher at the same time. The moral of the story: listen to DVP.

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Ep 118: Removing a Viper's Fangs and Making Iso Less Isolated

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 21:35:24 +0000

We craft a compelling case for Riot to hire us as we fix the current agent meta. Dissecting the current kits of all agents who need some love or have had way too much of it, we concoct ways to keep us ranked demons happy while also helping the pro meta. Chase also returns in this episode to defend his honor as a primary smoker, trying to keep a certain upstart Clove main from stealing his primary function on Brim. In my unprofessional opinion, I think we really cooked with some of these ideas.

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Ep 117: Kitchen Nightmares

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 22:00:00 +0000

The legendary Duby returns for the first time since episode 4 to help us look at each of the under-performing agents with an "I can fix her" mentality, leading to the same outcome as when that saying is normally used, which is an "I am making her worse" result. It gets heated in the kitchen as we debate whether we are cooking up some delicious Truffle-based recipes or disgusting Surstomming (the fermented Scandinavian fish).

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Ep 116: Clove Still Needs to Smoke

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 06:20:00 +0000

Turns out, all you duelist mains now playing clove to fill, you still need to play SMOKES. Cass also explains his smoothest brain take on how to use the Bulldog... as someone who never uses the bulldog... nice.

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Ep 115: Clove is in The Air

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 05:55:00 +0000

Holy shit. Now we can int and it doesn't even mater? This gives Hunter wayyy too much power. Clove has entered the game and we're gonna talk about it. As well as recap the NA supremacy that happened over in Spain last weekend.

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Ep 114: Is Valorant a Card Game?

Fri, 22 Mar 2024 14:04:04 +0000

Building team comps and shit like that. Cass takes us on a wild journey though the world of Valorant vs deck building games. At least Hunter and Chase did their homework... right????? Plus what we want to see done to Viper (no, not like that) and we discuss the banana man drama.

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Ep 113: Flashes Are Useless

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 06:21:37 +0000

No more being bloinded by your teammates because the verdict is in: flashes are bad. You heard it here second folks, turns out you can still shoot when you can't see anything. Tune in as we discuss how flashless comps work in the pro league, and how they definitely DONT work in your ranked games.

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Ep 112: Never Buy a Rifle

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 07:47:45 +0000

Cass comes back from Australia with his head still upside down, claiming some people should never buy a rifle.... not cause your aim is dogshit (which it is) but for econ? Plus a recap of a very wild Kick Off tournament for VCT, and some SEN fanboys are in the chat.

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Ep 111: The LOUD Ramblings of a Madman

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 04:26:53 +0000

Hunter wasn't able to find a time to record with Cass and Chase this week, but he wasn't going to let that stop him from thoroughly glazing Loud for their impressive takedown of Leviatan. Loud have pushed the meta before, and Hunter is here on the bleeding edge to tell you about the changes that are coming to pro Valorant in the wake of this game. Tune in to hear him struggle to maintain his sanity while talking to himself for 1.5 hours, barely able to even drink due to the awkward pauses it creates in a solo podcast.

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Ep 110: Sentinels are Overrated?

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 02:04:14 +0000

Our man Blate45 is back this week to talk about the first few matches coming out of NA VCT. SEN city is poppin with a huge loss to Loud, 100T + Boostio are kinda cracked, and we finally see the superteams of NRG and Lev on stage for the first time. A lot has happened, we saw some of it, so lets goooo.

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Ep 109: This Week in Valorant

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 05:45:00 +0000

This podcast was honestly so all over the place I have no idea what to call it. We talked about skins, and icebox, and Altered Carbon? Fuck, did we even have topics for this week? Cass? Plus a short intro to the upcoming pro season, before we really dive in next week!

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Ep 108: Exactly Why Breeze is the Worst Map

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 05:35:00 +0000

Of all the topics in all the world, how is it we keep talking about this one? Because fuck breeze. Fuck halls being open, but also fuck it being closed. Why does this map exist? We're gonna talk about it. And some other things sprinkled amongst the rage.

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Ep 107: The Skye's the Limit

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 06:00:00 +0000

Or should I say WAS the limit... Seems like Riot is taking their hate for Oceania even further with the recent patch. Everything already wants to kill you down there, no need to kill their agents too. Join us as we discuss all things Skye nerf. Who benefits? Who is mad? Who can finally pop their birds without letting them expire?

Also a bit too much NFL talk.

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Ep 106: Like a Hotdog Down Breeze Halls

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 07:41:16 +0000

Literally how useless I feel on that fucking map, it's disgusting. But Riot has apparently completed their renovations on halls and will be reopening shortly. Also more of the never-ending talk of light shields, and how the Outlaw has affected the meta, and wrapping up with the lack of pro games in the upcoming season. We want more Val.

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Ep 105: Better Late Than Never?

Sat, 20 Jan 2024 03:34:13 +0000

With some time under their belts to evaluate the Outlaw, will Cass and Hunter fall victim to its propaganda or push back against the hype train? Cass also initiates a session of cathartic yelling at the sky about Rito's greedy and soulless battlepass.

Oh, and where is Chase? Turns out he subscribed to light shields meta IRL, and didn't hear about the Outlaw being added while on vacation. He stepped off the plane to go home and immediately got one-tapped in the chest through his light shields. Rip :(

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Ep 104: The Rise of the Outlaw

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 22:12:08 +0000

Should Riot "outlaw" the players who only ever buy a single gun in a comp game? Well they certainly aren't going to, and everyone is going to be rocking this shorty/marshall/op hybrid at the beginning of this act. Tune in to hear Blate45 join Cass and Hunter as we discuss just how strong the new gun will be, and stick around for yet another round of speculation on how the new map changes will make your ranked games worse.

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Ep 103: Ultflation

Thu, 21 Dec 2023 15:35:11 +0000

Valorant looking like Venezuela with the prices of these Ults nowadays. But could it be good for the game? Or is Riot truly just anti-fun? Plus, wrapping up this season of Premier, and our current thoughts on Gekko and Iso.

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Ep 102: We on an Eco

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 07:55:00 +0000

The boys are broke, will anyone ever sponsor this podcast? Highly unlikely, but we can make the best of it. Speaking of ecos, this episode we talk what to do when your team cant afford the rising price of eggs... and Vandals... Balls to the wall? Or smoke a blunt and wait for them to push your shorty?

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Ep 101: Is the Guardian the Best Gun in the Game?

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 07:54:04 +0000

The infamous SilverCam aka "Ball Sweat" joins us this week to spew some guardian propaganda for your listening pleasure. Also on the metaphorical script, accessibility controls explained by people wholly uninformed on the topic and some of the most fun gimmicks in the game.

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Ep 100: A Century of the Drunk Valorant Podcast

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 03:39:29 +0000

Might feel like a century, I can't believe y'all still listen to this shit. But we've done it. 100 episodes in the fuckin bag. Tune in to hear all of the zero extra effort we put into this particular episode!

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Ep 99: Stuck in the Silver Trenches

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 06:25:52 +0000

Honestly this podcast was so off topic I wonder if there were even topics to begin with. We talked about the hell-hole rank of silver for a bit, but the rest? God knows. I'll let you find that out for yourselves.

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Ep 98: Cypher Meta Incoming?

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 06:54:42 +0000

After a week or so of being whisked off to the Gulag, how does Iso stack up? There were also a few bonus Cypher buffs for Cass to drool over. Does it make him better than KJ? Remains to be seen.

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Ep 97: The Outlaw

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 18:50:00 +0000

What'd this? Rumours? Unsubstantiated claims? Why don't we talk about that for 2 hours. A new gun has entered the fray, maybe... Will it destroy the meta as we know it? Also we discuss what maps are in DESPERATE need of a redesign.

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Ep 96: Rule #2 Double Tap

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 05:40:00 +0000

Iso do not want to play this character.... Shit is that joke going to turn away too many listeners? Whatever, just 1v1 me about it. Time to take stock of Valorant's latest agent who won't see any pro play. Plus speaking of pros, DVP Premier team is basically pro now.

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Ep 95: Smokes Get Some Sparkle

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 18:47:23 +0000

With the PBE changes top smokes coming, there's really only one important question... How does this make sense in the lore? Or at least Cass seems to thinks that's important. Plus a discussion of the Discord polls gets HEATED.

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Ep 94: Off Angles and Off Topic

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 14:18:25 +0000

How to peek in Valorant and probably still get one tapped by their Omen. Plus a bunch of weird tangents, a look at tracker stats, and a ramble about CS2.

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Ep 93: Who Clears The Rat?

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 01:43:40 +0000

The rats are among us. Hiding around every corner. And your Jett doesn't give a shit.... Whose job is it to clear angles when pushing onto site? And, what would the game be like if no ultimates existed? RIP Phoenix.

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Ep 92: Report All Smurfs

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 18:36:04 +0000

Smurf? Report. Aimbot? Report. Kinda hurt your feelings in All Chat? Report. Probably won't do anything though so why bother. Should Riot be more willing to give out bans than they are? Also is the phantom underpowered or just underutilized?

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Ep 91: Is Omen Ult Better Than Yoru TP?

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 05:34:27 +0000

Bit of a shorter episode this week, post premier games ya know how it is (we're fuckin tired). But still get up to our random shit talking, cinematic tier lists, and the long awaited very-little-info discussion of Sunset.

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Ep 90: Knife Kills and Emotional Damage

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 06:30:00 +0000

This week we have a whole slew of random shit, none of it is what we promised to talk about, but some of it might be mildly interesting. More deadlock, more Breeze, more VCT Drama. All in a 2 hour package.

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Ep 89: JETT Mains Are FURIOUS about this ONE Simple Nerf

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 18:32:07 +0000

"To be clear, in Project A, shooting matters. You don't kill with abilities. Abilities create tactical opportunities to take the right shot." And since then, Riot has done their best to adhere to the words of that tweet. By removing anything that a player may consider "unique" or "fun". Join us this week as we discuss the lengthy changes coming in the next act, the results of Champions, and run out of time before getting to Sunset.

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Ep 88: Next Act Will Be A Breeze

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 23:53:01 +0000

That's right, your least favorite, long sight-line, "go A" simulator map is BACK. Will the changes be a good thing, or will they allow the defenders to fucking roll every time? Join us plus our Aussie friend Arctek as we discuss the map changes and probably some more wrong shit about Champions.

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Ep 87: Light Shields Meta is Here

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 05:55:00 +0000

Fuck full shields, why are you spending 600 extra creds to be 1 tapped? Join the boys plus guest as they discuss shields, updated agent win rates, and recap VCT Champions group stage. No way NRG gets grouped right? RIGHT????

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Ep 86: Hunter Solves AFKs

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 04:05:20 +0000

We're back again this week with Hunter and Chase taking over the show for the first while. Talking new ways to queue into games, Chase's unwavering desire to win, and some more shit as we waited for Cass. Eventually we do get to talk gun stats for VCT and go over the Discord server's official map ranking.

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Ep 85: Our Preferred Locales to Die (again) at

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 04:36:57 +0000

On a podcast known for heated disagreement, is it possible that our bad takes align on something? We learn that Cass pretends that 1/3 of Icebox doesn't exist, Chase needs to break the Geneva Convention in order to survive Pearl, and Hunter has no interest in learning "the meaning of the word." Also we are treated to the grand reveal that really no one was looking forward to: what agent Hunter is going to main for the rest of the act.

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Ep 84: A Bad Op is Better Than a Good Vandal

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 17:00:00 +0000

Blate45 and Cass were spewing some bullshit like that, idk I was a few beers in at that point and kind of lost the conversation. Pretty sure we also talked about how deadlock could be underrated and how Cass can't wait until Valorant Mobile is released. This podcast was a day late and a Hunter short, so excuse me if the audio sounds like ass.

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Ep 83: Proof The Shorty Was OP

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 05:25:00 +0000

Hunter destroys SHORTY nerds with FaCTs and LOgiC. But was he just the shorty nerd himself all along? Also Deadlock is a bit different than these idiots thought a couple weeks ago, so time to reevaluate the worst agent in the game.

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Ep 82: You Are SO Deadlock

Tue, 27 Jun 2023 05:40:00 +0000

Much like many of our "conversations" on this podcast, Deadlock is here to stay. Hope your cocooned in bed or crouched in a corner while listening so you can get the whole experience. Also TDM talk continues with some actual PBE experience.

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Ep 81: Cass Hates TDM

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 03:29:38 +0000

He should honestly just go back to playing COD if he loves it so much. This week we focus on the new team deathmatch, new maps, and all the (very little) info we have on that so far. Mostly just arguing about spawns though. Plus what is the most satisfying non-kill related thing in Valorant?

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Ep 80: Valorant 2

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 05:01:23 +0000

A classic late night pod session leads to Chase being too tired for Cass's shit. Thankfully Hunter is there to talk about what a re-release of Valorant might look like vis a vis CS2. Plus tier 2 gets a run down. Lots of 2s now that I think of it.

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Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 79: Tokyo Here We Come

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 05:22:27 +0000

I wish, if anyone want's to pay for us to go to Masters Tokyo hmu. I'll give you a guest spot on the pod. Speaking of guest (or host now?) Blate45 is still here to talk about the shit they apparently didn't get to last podcast. The pro scene, Platchat watch out!

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 78: A Patch To Forget

Tue, 30 May 2023 04:41:47 +0000

By forget, I mean I (Chase) did not appear in this episode and currently have no idea what they talked about. Probably some patch notes, weeb shit, maybe how PRX is gonna dominate with double duelist? idk. Blate45 is here again though so that's cool probably!

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 77: If You Can't Use Jett Knives... Quit

Tue, 23 May 2023 04:55:00 +0000

Okay maybe don't quit... Jett is fuckin hard. But do you need to be good with your main's utility? Also the long debate on Phantom vs Vandal gets answered by Riot themselves... The Vandal is better at one taps.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 76: Trading Ults and Taking Elevators

Tue, 16 May 2023 01:00:00 +0000

Big Tony returns this week to recap his Fade journey last act, get SUPER specific on trading ults in the pro meta, and explore some ideas we have for new map gimmicks.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 75: The Only Premier League That Matters

Tue, 09 May 2023 00:50:00 +0000

The Drunk Valorant Podcast takes on the pro meta, IGLs, set plays, and still losing but in a coordinated fashion. A recap of how the first 3 Premier games have gone, Cass unsuccessfully trying to shit on Hunter, and all that shit you love to hear.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 74: Master Blate

Tue, 02 May 2023 05:27:01 +0000

Fresh off an astounding 13-6 Premier loss, the boys bring on blate45 aka trebblehead, an ascendant who can solve all our shitty aim problems. But instead of that, we debate how to nerf Killjoy. Also we finally get to know how Hunter lived through the last act without uninstalling Valorant (Hint: it wasn't solo queuing Sova)

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 73: Hunter.gg

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 02:32:38 +0000

Tired of Tracker.gg telling you you suck ass when really you've top fragged your last 5 games and your team is dogshit? Hunter has the solution. Plus we round up the act of playing these godforsaken insta-locks with a recap and final thoughts of how much RR we lost.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 72: Is Jett Good or Just Easy to Play?

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 01:24:05 +0000

Get to Gold with these 542 easy tricks! Or just play Reyna I guess. Also is Riot actively trying to block our vision in game? Or are people just dumb? That's a good one.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 71: Teleporting to Hell

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 23:40:00 +0000

Riot bought some new fuzzy handcuffs... I mean restraints... I mean... Bind is back! That joke was a bigger stretch than the new entrance to B site. Also we talk more about our agent challenge.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 70: Should Sage be Boring to Play?

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 03:47:54 +0000

Its time for a little State of the Agents. This week we discuss the current power of the agents, and how they should be changed. Riot take notes please... KJ, Sage, Harbor, whatever other random bullshit we talked about for 2 hours... it's important I promise.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 69: nice

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 02:27:29 +0000

nice.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 68: How to Hate Playing Valorant FAST

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 03:35:00 +0000

Its been a week of short 1-13 games, bottom fragging nightmares, and griefing all our team comps by instalocking... Welcome to the act of playing like complete dogshit. Tune in to hear how Cass is enjoying Op-crutch Cypher, Hunter is the Hunter, and Chase dies in the first .02 seconds of each round.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 67: 15 Minutes Could Save You 15% or More Spike Plants!

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 05:32:51 +0000

Not all Gekkos are created equal. Some dart across the floor, some sell you car insurance, and one in particular can plant the god damn spike for you. Hold on to your tail as we go through Riot's latest agent release, and be ready to 3-stack with your buddies Flo and the Allstate hands...

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 66: The Biggest Tony of Them All

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 03:43:59 +0000

You've heard rumors, ramblings, the occasional shit talking, but the day has arrived. Bronzes rejoice and let the BMing begin, because Big "Utility in Hands" Tony is here to tell it how it is. No bullshit this episode, only pure unadulterated HOT takes. Enjoy.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 65: Breaking Yoru With One Simple Trick

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 18:02:25 +0000

The boys are back where they belong, Hunter in Baltimore, Chase in Silver, and Cass, well Cass never left. This week we break down the agent changes to Raze and KJ, track down some "bugs" in the pro scene, and discuss how to make Yoru viable in the least amount of changes.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 64: Together at Long Last

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 06:42:23 +0000

Hondyssey has made the long and treacherous journey out West. Battling United Airlines shitty service, overpriced plane whiskey, and fending off swarms of beavers on mooseback to reach the Great White North... or more like the great rainy westcoast... But he made it! Time to discover better beer, low ping to Oregon, and how long TheSaladSauce can talk in person.

Make sure you're in the discord to get access to what might be the first ever VIDEO podcast from Drunk Valorant!

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 63: The Podcast From Down Under

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 05:53:57 +0000

Grab your nearest jar of Vegemite, watch out for Drop Bears, and munch on a Tim Tam, cause Arctek is here from the land where women glow and men plunder! Without the aussie-hating Cass around to spoil the party, the rest of us discuss some of Arctek's latest agent ideas, a stinger meta that got spoiled by Riot WHILE we were recording the podcast, and plenty more.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 62: Spewing Anti-Ghost Propaganda

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 01:50:00 +0000

These guys, I leave them alone for one week and they go shitting all over the best pistol round buy in the game... or is it? Plus, Cass tries to tell two brim players where smokes should go. You hate to see it.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 61: Getting Cancelled and Banned for Eye Tracking

Mon, 23 Jan 2023 22:00:00 +0000

Chase has decided to journey to a certain blue duelist's homeland IRL to see if he can answer the burning question of why Yoru exists in the game. This leaves Cass and I, Hondyssey, to set the stage for another year of NA drama in the pro scene and pose some absurd hypotheticals about eye-tracking and how it could or shouldn't be used in Valorant.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 60: Chamber Gets Placed in Iron

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 21:35:00 +0000

The new episode has arrived, and we all suck ass at Valorant still. No surprise there. What is surprising though is how hard chamber got fucked in the pro meta. As Green Day once said... Good Riddance.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 59: Instalocking Reyna on Lotus

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 07:35:00 +0000

Might be jumping the gun a bit here... but we're too excited to throw eachother on random ass agents. Tune in to see who each of us is required to instalock in Act 2. Also our first thoughts on Lotus and some super loud spinny doors.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 58: Dupont Goes Iron to Radiant with Skye Dog ONLY

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 03:40:00 +0000

No shit, he actually did that? Feels bad man. Dupont joins the pod as a surprise guest! Now listen to the four of us talk over each other debating content creators, map insta-losses, and Illusive picking up Reyna... shit what did I agree to?

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 57: Killjoy is Broken

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 02:10:00 +0000

Who would've thought KJ would be the big winner from patch 5.12? Fuck, can't wait to get captured after forgetting my aftershock is now useless. This episode we go over what ACTUALLY went down in the latest patch, and she's a big one. Strap in and Strap-on.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 56: Bind My Hands and One Tap Me

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 03:26:33 +0000

The day has come. The day we have all been waiting for (except probably Cass). And that day happens to be the day AFTER we recorded this podcast. So here we go discussing chamber nerfs, maps being removed, and a "smurfing update" whatever the hell that means. The speculations are wild, did we get anything right? Doubtful.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 55: Smurfing on Radiants

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 00:23:52 +0000

Is it possible to smurf in a radiant lobby? What would happen if you held your classic like a gangster? Should you be able to flip people off? All this and more on this week's episode of "three guys talk about a computer game".

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 54: Team Comps Revamped

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 04:45:42 +0000

This episode we take a look all the way back to episode 8, and re-do our ideal team comps on every map. But this time, like some martinis, with a twist.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 53: Drone or Dive?

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 04:11:56 +0000

Chase needed to do homework, so he procrastinated extensively this episode by arguing about team composition, drinking games, and anything else that came up. Plus an extra special announcement from Hunter that has us all sliding for joy.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 52: Holy Shit We Made It

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 21:53:28 +0000

It's our first birthday, and yes we expect gifts. 52 whole episodes later and Hunter still buys the stinger, Cass still has a massive ego, and Chase won't fucking peek. A lot may have changed in Valorant, but our skill level sure hasn't. Thanks for listening to over 100 hours of our shit.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 51: Who Wants to 5 Stack?

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 00:18:11 +0000

Tournament mode finally coming out... if you live in Brazil. We don't so y'all have fun with that I guess. Cypher buffs coming down the pipe too? Our thoughts on what might be coming soon in the Valorant world, and why the Odin is a bullshit gun.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 50: "Your Eco is Weaker than your Ego"

Tue, 25 Oct 2022 19:15:00 +0000

As Harbor is making more of a ripple than waves... and Pearl is still an instant lose for the DVP crew... we have plenty to bitch about. Despite some technical difficulties and losing the entire beer segment of the recording, we're still kicking and almost at 1 year of sucking ass at Valorant!

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 49: Harbor Making Waves

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 19:15:00 +0000

Welllllllll...... here we go again talking about shit a week ago that we know a lot more about now. Think back to those days last week where all you had was a short teaser on Harbor and had NO idea what his abilities might be. Thank you, and enjoy our rambles.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 48: Tracker is Bad For Your Health

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 16:55:00 +0000

A day late because I was too busy eating Thanksgiving dinner yesterday... But this week the boys discuss: How should the PBE be used? How much info is too much info in game? And what are our hopes for the next agent?

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 47: Low Econ and Liam

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 04:55:00 +0000

Liam joins the pod as another guest from the Discord! So get in that shit and hop in voice chat sometime. Join the four of us as we talk about... things I totally remember from a week ago. Oh, something about things we hate?

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 46: BLOINDED

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 03:00:00 +0000

That's what you aussie folks sound like. don't @ me. This week we pick up where we left off on the State of the Agents, talk about a lot of things that Cass can't dodge, and a new QOL(?) change coming up.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 45: Killjoy Turret Shenanigans

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 04:57:08 +0000

A week late to the drama? Well... not when we recorded this a full week ago! We give our takes on the contentious ending to the XSET-FPX game, we talk about gaming chairs, we talk about agent stats, what more could you want?

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 44: Hunter is Mid

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 04:20:00 +0000

The infamous Laagy returns to the podcast as Drunk Valorant's first repeat guest. Here to discuss the most scorching takes on mid-tier ults and give Illusive a Champions 2022 play-by-play. Plus a bunch of other shit I'm forgetting because I had a few sours during the recording.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 43: We Will Never See The Champions Trophy

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 02:15:00 +0000

Partly because no org in their right mind would sign ANY of us... and partly cause I ain't ever getting 25 kills and top fragging...

Don't think we can talk about a small feature on a single phantom skin for over an hour? Watch us.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 42: Team Comps and Tropical Drinks

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 00:14:12 +0000

This episode we tackle the agents we WISH we could play, but probably won't pick up. It's hard to keep the boys on topic, and to keep Cass from spewing Operator propaganda, but regardless we pump out the CONTENT.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 41: Do I Make You Randyyy? Yeah

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 18:10:13 +0000

Randyyy joins the podcast this week to discuss the collegiate Valorant scene and explain to a bunch of clueless people how college e-sports works. Plenty to talk about there before we launch into a contentious and much too long skin discussion, and wrap it up with some more Pearl.

Go follow @Its_Randyyy18 and @OUEsports on Twitter

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 40: Sentinels Sign the Drunk Val Trio

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 18:31:13 +0000

In a shocking move last week, Sentinels cut their entire valorant roster and signed the completely unknown TheSaladSauce, Illusive, and Hondyssey to lead their rebuild. Now its up to Cass, Chase, and Hunter to discuss what role they'd like to play on a pro team, and disagree on whether we are in the middle of a shift away from the star OPer meta.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 39: Public Beta Males

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 04:15:00 +0000

A whole ass episode about shit that's not even in the game... yet. The boys catch up on the PBE changes, mostly Chamber, but others too I guess. Plus a bonus discussion on why Split was removed instead of Bind.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 38: Subtweets and Retakes

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 02:55:00 +0000

HOT controversy in the Valorant scene! So hot that Chase has no idea any of it has happened, but we'll catch you up on the drama and wild action going on in the world of Valorant, Apex, and... college football?

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 37: The 3 Stack is Back

Wed, 27 Jul 2022 05:15:28 +0000

Illusive has returned and he's chasing down the PRX hype from Copenhagen. We also talk about our uneducated and preemptive takes on Pearl, and square off over the meta impact of reactive vs proactive agents (wtf does that even mean). We're back, baby!

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 36: Vacationing on Breeze

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 02:02:05 +0000

With Chase still away and substantial Valorant updates coming few and far between, Cass and Hunter concoct a devilish scheme to remain interesting and relevant: not giving any hint in the description of this episode as to what they talked about. Is there some bombshell topic in Episode 36 that is too saucy to describe? Or is Hunter at the beach and doesn't remember anything he and Cass talked about? You'll have to listen to find out!

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 35: A Marshall in a Bind

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 23:05:33 +0000

With the illusive Chase claimed by the void of vacation, TheSaladSauce and Hondyssey return to the roots of the DVP: Cass and Hunter staying up way too late and having way too involved debates. We brainstorm changes to a map that many people wish was removed instead of Split and debate which second-round purchases piss us off the most.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 34: Hondyssey goes AFK

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Missing the glue which holds this pod together, two brave souls soldier on through the trenches of teammates who don't talk and the dangerous power creep of new agents. Will they survive? Only time will tell.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 33: Pearl Necklaces and Chamber Nerfs

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 05:20:00 +0000

"It is no more easy to make a good picture than it is to find a diamond or a pearl. It means trouble and you risk your life for it."

- Vincent Van Gogh

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 32: Skin Gambling Will Bankrupt Us

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 03:13:19 +0000

Are you a betting man? Heres how to hold em, fold em, and when to run. Plus an agent, and some shit talking on initiators. What more could you ask for? But actually though... what do you want???

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 31: Nipple Hitboxes and RPGs

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 04:05:00 +0000

At this point I think it's valid for Riot to hire us full time as developers, and I can't believe it hasn't happened yet. This ep we move away from agents and onto the guns we want to see added to the game. Now go tell us how broken or stupid these are...

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 30: Low Ping, High Laagy

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 15:27:08 +0000

Our first guest from the DVP Discord! You know the name, you know the Omen plays, its Laagy. Join the 4 of us as we read a literary masterpiece from Reddit, and discuss a contentious soapbox about the competitive scene.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 29: The Hot List

Tue, 31 May 2022 04:15:45 +0000

The first episode where we literally don't talk about the game at all... We hit the important shit, like how attractive are all the agents? That is content right there. Then we play some fantasy pro Valorant, so tune in.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 28: The State of The Union

Tue, 24 May 2022 03:50:00 +0000

We really don't talk about ourselves enough, I hear you, and I like discussing how great I am too. SO here we go... This episode we talk about the state of the game, our ranked experiences, shit we like and dont like, just like a true POTUS. Then a bit of tiebreaker talk and "Fade" away at the end.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 27: Sage... Except She's a Surfer Chick

Tue, 17 May 2022 05:09:20 +0000

*AUDIO FIXED*

We now have to rely on other people for our content! Listen to shitty agent ideas straight from the discord server, and possibly a couple good ones too.

Per usual, Cass also has some dumb pistol round strat to talk about too.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Music Credits: Endgame by Bossfight, Empty Bed by Saint Punk

Ep 26: Sentinels Suck

Tue, 10 May 2022 05:20:00 +0000

... And not only the professional Valorant team.

On this agent balance episode we get into why sentinels are the most underpowered agent class, and really just rehash everything we've been ranting about for a month on every agent.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 25: "I Can't Hear Shit"

Tue, 03 May 2022 02:50:00 +0000

"I can't hear shit" is the #1 most said line in comms since Fade's release, I guarantee you. Join us for a wrap up on Hunter's Yoru grind, complaining about Fade's fucked good ult, and addressing the Sova/Chamber nerfs.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 24: Sunwoo "Jett" Han, Forever in Our Hearts

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 06:50:00 +0000

A sad day for assholes who insta-lock Jett and think they can peek anything they want for free. As for the rest of us? FUCKING FINALLY.

Obviously this episode focuses on the Jett nerf and other character balance in the game. Including Sova, before we knew the nerfs coming his way... RIP.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Bonus Episode: Showdown in Reykjavík (Masters 1)

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 02:46:48 +0000

Do you have to watch all the games of a tournament to have an opinion on it? Hopefully not, because we sure haven't. In this bonus episode we eventually pronounce our uneducated guesses of who will emerge victorious, we simp over Paper Rex's f0rsakeN, and we praise the level of fierce competition between regions in this worldwide showdown.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 23: Sacrifice The Body

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 01:15:00 +0000

Imagine this: You get into a fight, you have dogshit aim, but you live... now you're 1hp in a 2v4... what do you do? We don't have the answer, but we try to talk about it. Then everyone's favorite skin pack review and why you always lose in a 5-stack.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 22: Agent Ideas pt 2

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 21:50:16 +0000

A little late this week for some audio issues, but do not fret, lots of beer and lots of new agent ideas are headed your way. Plenty of talk on the ranked vs pro agent meta too so buckle up and be ready for some bullshit.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Ep 21: Boof Loves Phoenix Walls

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 02:31:56 +0000

Back to your regularly scheduled programming with a special guest, Boof! Having guests on who are better than us makes us feel more legitimate no cap. The four of us go at it on what the worst piece of util in the game is, a lot of talk on why 100T is dogshit, and a whole bunch more.

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Bonus Episode!

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 18:00:00 +0000

**This episode was posted as an April Fools joke, but if you play Elden Ring and want to actually listen to it, be my guest**

We know you're bored with the same old shit we've been spewing for 20 weeks. Join us for a taste of the new direction for Drunk Valorant.

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 20: Smoke Players Aren't Allowed to Have Fun

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 03:35:00 +0000

At least, apparently Riot thinks that. Give me my 2nd stim back please! We talk about the Brim stim nerfs, and then Cass has some dogshit idea about kill rewards for eco weapons. I'm sure he'd be happy to know if you agree with him, so hit us up in the discord!

Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 19: Who's the Most Fun Agent?

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 18:23:09 +0000

Wait, people have fun playing this game? This episode is a grab bag of smaller topics ranging from gambling addictions, to shorty hacks, to how your main isn't very fun to play.

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Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 18: Give Spike to Your Duelist

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 05:10:00 +0000

Who should be spike bitch? Didn't realize this topic would be so contentious... We even make a tier list! That, and some thoughts on the new Icebox that the game seems to not want us to play at all.

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Ep 17: Brimmy Stimmy go Brrrrrrrrrr

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 02:00:00 +0000

You can call Riot JUUL, 'cause they're getting kids hooked on smoking. Patch 4.04 coming in with HUGE controller changes, and boy are we gonna talk about shit we don't know for 2 hours! Plus Hondyssey's first thoughts on the new Yoru grind.

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Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 16: One Person Died? Better Save Your Gun

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 04:25:53 +0000

We are apparently hurting for content... this episode kicks off with a segment on last week's outdated pro matches, including a lengthy debate on save rounds and what the right calls are. Of course, all done with very little actual information. Followed up by some proof we're all hardstuck bronze, and a segment on new shit we want to see from Riot.

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Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 15: Practice Makes Perfect

Mon, 21 Feb 2022 23:15:00 +0000

Holy shit the Brim buffs are GAME CHANGING. Right? Please? Is anyone out there? Please buff Brimstone........

Even with a shitty character, how do we warm up and get those crispy 1 taps? How will Hunter make it to Plat? Plus, what should riot do about AFKs?

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Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 14: Yoru is my Valentine

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 02:00:00 +0000

Roses are red. Yoru is blue. His new decoy will flash the fuck outta you.

Welcome to the Yoru spectacular, presented by your one and only Yoru main, Hondyssey. The time for shit talking is over... or is it?

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Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 13: Astra Sucks Me Off (The Spike)

Mon, 07 Feb 2022 21:00:29 +0000

We know what you want to hear, an opinionated and subjective discussion on Skins for 20 minutes. Then into which single piece of utility is the best in the game, or really, which utility pisses us off the most? And wrapping it up, some short discussions of the TSM-T1 scandal, and whats the most satisfying thing to do as your main?

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Ep 12: ELO Hell

Mon, 31 Jan 2022 21:50:00 +0000

Why the hell are we still in bronze? What are golds doing better than me? Actually, what tf is the difference between low and high ELO??

All that, plus some talk about new game modes and the never ending discussion of eco weapons.

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Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 11: Teabagging and /r/RoastMe

Wed, 26 Jan 2022 22:00:00 +0000

**Sorry for the audio issues, our main recording got corrupted**

Kicking it off with a massive tangent on gun balance and eco weapons, this episode was supposed to focus on all the BM you shits do in my ranked games. Followed by a roast of each host's gameplay, not that this needed a topic since we do it every episode anyway...

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Ep 10: Back in Bronze???

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 23:24:45 +0000

Fuck. Well, there goes my grind to Gold... We're finally back from break with our thoughts on Episode 4, Neon, the broken Ares meta, and why don't people play smokes???? Plenty of ranting, terrible takes, and everything you missed from the drunk val pod.

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Ep 9: Duby

Tue, 28 Dec 2021 20:05:00 +0000

A special holiday edition, where we dont talk about the holidays at all! Our resident Iron Raze main Duby joins the pod. More MAD-libs and a soapbox to remember.

Ep 8: It's Okay to Instalock

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 08:25:00 +0000

As long as you're locking these agents... This week we discuss what team comps are the best for each map. We agree on just about, well, nothing. But we sure do talk about it.

Ep 7: No Comms? No Problem

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 06:10:00 +0000

People take this game seriously? News to me. Episode 7 comes out swinging with our thoughts on RR, MMR, and a bunch of other meaningless acronyms. Plus, what will happen now that VCT is over?

Ep 6: Too Hot to Handle

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 04:30:00 +0000

*AUDIO FIXED* Is the stinger too powerful? This week the boys have some HOT takes in store for you. That, and as always a lot of dogging on Cass for his terrible opinions.

Ep 5: My Neighbor Kotaro

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 05:05:00 +0000

WE HAVE FRIENDS. For the first time we are forcing someone to hang out with us for 2 hours. Kotaro joins the pod with plenty of Trulys, opinions on pistol round, and how to derank from plat 2 to plat 1 fast!

Ep 4: We Should be Valorant Devs

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 01:16:31 +0000

It's week 4 and the boys come prepared to talk about new agents/abilities they want to see in Valorant. This episode has it all, drinking, zombies, and.. Kyle?

Tune in to find out.

Ep 3: Will Chamber Replace Jett?

Mon, 15 Nov 2021 19:55:00 +0000

What's that? You want less organization and more careless rambling? Perfect. This episode features our pre-release opinions of Chamber, which map is the worst in the game (*cough* breeze *cough*), and how smurfs affect us all.

Ep 2: The Frenzy is Better Than the Stinger

Mon, 08 Nov 2021 08:25:00 +0000

Episode 2 is here, and despite a plethora of audio issues, it's here to stay. This episode features a heated stinger vs spectre debate, a few of TheSaladSauce's worst opinions, and a couple more drinks than last time.

Enjoy.

Pilot: riot pls nerf yoru

Tue, 02 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Our first ever episode! The boys go over every agent's kit and argue over what changes should be made, all while becoming increasingly intoxicated.

Thanks for listening, hopefully we will show more improvement in podcasting than we do in this godforsaken game.

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