Always Be My Sisters

Mary Has A Little Lamb

Thu, 16 Jan 2025 08:00:00 +0000

This week’s episode is all about unexpected visitors. When Mary the neighbor girl stops by to visit, it isn’t just her presence that’s a surprise. It’s the guest she’s carrying in her womb that has the girls in shock. Another scary visitor is Blanche’s pen pal, Merrill, who has been released from prison early and will do whatever it takes to meet Blanche. So come along as we talk teen pregnancy stats, Dan Quayle, and the worst Godzilla, in Mary Has A Little Lamb.

Have Yourself A Very Little Christmas

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 08:00:00 +0000

Happy Ho Ho Holidays, it’s two weeks after Christmas! After the girls exchange gifts with one another, they all decide to help Rose and her church serve meals to the hungry. They’re shocked to see children come in for a warm meal, and even more shocked when Stan-ta Claus joins them. So bring along your jingle bells, football phones, Matt McCoys, and lark recipes as you Have Yourself A Very Little Christmas.

Ebb Tide

Thu, 16 May 2024 07:00:00 +0000

When Blanche gets a call from Big Daddy, she is, per usual, more concerned with her goings-on than what her father needs. A choice she lives to regret when Big Daddy passes away the next day. This sends Blanche into an ebb tide and onto a plane to Georgia, with Dorothy by her side. As she deals with that, Rose is dealing with Sophia- who has become a boarding room manager, bartender, and party host. There is a lot on everyone’s Citrus Ball Queen plates, so let’s get to it with today’s episode, Ebb Tide.

All That Jazz

Thu, 02 May 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Today’s title comes from a musical. I’m not sure if it’s from All that Jazz- the 1979 movie about Bob Fosse’s life or from Bob Fosse’s 1975 smash, Chicago. It was probably chosen because in today’s episode, Michael Zbornak pays his mother a surprise visit. During which she learns his life is basically falling apart and he’s even quit his gig playing sax in a band. So come along as Dorothy learns about tough love, Blanche learns about the Rough variation, Rose fights back- again- and Sophia remains the old one in today’s episode All That Jazz.

Comedy Of Errors

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 07:00:00 +0000

When Dorothy’s high school friend passes away, she starts to evaluate her life and the goals she set for it. The bummer train doesn’t end there! Rose is unliked by a co-worker, Blanche is being audited, and Sophia is still the old one. Come along as we talk Polident, Palmolive, and stand-up in Comedy of Errors.

That Old Feeling

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 07:00:00 +0000

When Blanche is visited by her brother-in-law, she’s swept off her feet..by her imagination. Because Jamie is so much like her late husband George, it’s hard for her to see the difference in the men. While she’s dealing with the potential of becoming Mrs. Devereaux, Rose and Dorothy are dealing with a stubborn Sophia who keeps stealing cars to go on unapproved joy rides. So, come along as we talk Password, car phones, and Mr. Magoo in That Old Feeling.

Not Another Monday

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 07:00:00 +0000

This week is all about the circle of life. While the girls deal with the Lillistrand baby, his winky, and an ear infection, Sophia is dealing with her elderly friend, who feels her cycle has come to an end. It’s not the easiest conversation, but it’s an important one. Listener discretion that today’s episode will contain talks of suicide, how to get help, and also upsettingly, Garfield.

Dancing In The Dark

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 07:00:00 +0000

When Rose finds a man who makes her heart sing and her feet swing, she’s as giddy as a school girl. Or maybe I should say as giddy as a college student - because her new beau Miles is a college professor! As impressive as that is, the intelligence difference has Rose feeling self-conscious and unlovable. Even when Blanche and Dorothy try to help, it doesn’t and Rose gives up on finding love. It will take persistence from Miles and support from her friends for Rose to finally understand how unique and lovable she really is. So join us as we talk Shostakovich, Miles, and the disappearance of Glen Miller in today’s episode, Dancing In The Dark.

Love Under The Big Top

Fri, 22 Mar 2024 07:00:00 +0000

When Dorothy ends up dating a hotshot lawyer, she thinks she may have found the one. But when he opens up about his true life’s passion, she isn’t sure they have the stuff to make it long-term. So come along as we join a protest, discuss bycatch(so I’m warning you now), turning Irish, and being Kenough in today’s episode, Love Under The Big Top.

Rose Fights Back

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 07:00:00 +0000

When Rose learns she will no longer be receiving Charlie’s pension- she starts to panic. The worry is understandable. Without that money, she doesn’t know how she’ll buy food, clothes or most importantly, how she’ll stay living with her girls! So come along as we meet Enrique Mas, Enrique Mas, Beth Grant, the Gremlin, and more in today’s episode Rose Fights Back.

The Accurate Conception

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 08:00:00 +0000

When Blanche and her daughter Rebecca 2.0 have a visit, it seems they’ve made that awkward transition from child/parent relationship to parent, child, adult friend relationship. That is until Rebecca announces she’s made a major life decision that rubs Blanche the wrong way. As the days go on, Rebecca hopes her mother can be open enough to accept her choices, but it won’t be that easy. So join us as we visit a sperm bank, talk about long rubber gloves, and scream for the governess in The Accurate Conception.

Sick And Tired Part 2

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 08:00:00 +0000

It’s part two of our season 5 opener! Still feeling sick and tired, Dorothy visits even more doctors, but this time, she’s believed! Finally getting answers, Dorothy is ready to celebrate. Another housemate feeling celebratory, and perhaps more than a bit loopy is Blanche, who claims she has finished her great American novel. But she also claims egg yolks in a bag are eyeballs, so she’s not in a place to be trusted. In the end, Dorothy gets to give a bit of a comeuppance, Sophia gets to give a spit take, Rose gives Blanche a what-for, and Blanche, well, she screams. So join us now for part two of Sick and Tired.

Sick And Tired Part 1

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 08:00:00 +0000

When Dorothy comes down with a mysterious illness, she begins the epic journey of diagnosis via multiple opinons. Sadly for Dorothy, she’s an unwell woman in 1989. So every male doctor she’s seen has dismissed her claims as being due to either old age or a mental health issue. But she won’t give up and neither will Sophia- the protective mother always by her side…helping. While Dorothy deals with all of that and Rose supports her, Blanche is busy pursuing her destiny as a romance novel writer…even if she hasn’t written a single word. Come along as we go to the doctors, a BBQ and New York City in Part 1 of Sick and Tired.

We’re Outta Here Part 2

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 08:00:00 +0000

We’ve made it to part 2 of the two-part season finale! Join us as we wrap up season 4 with some visits to seasons 1, 2, and 3. This journey will take us to Gone with the Wind, Suzanne Somers, Bob Hope, Anita Bryant, screaming chickens, Swept Away, and Ellen Burstyn! Through all of this, there really is only one question- will Blanche sell the house? Let’s find out as we finish the season with We’re Outta Here Part 2.

We're Outta Here Part 1

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 08:00:00 +0000

It’s the end of the season, almost, and it’s a clip show! How dare they end the season with not just a clip show made up of old clips, not original ones like Bedtime Stories or Rites of Spring. Oh no, it’s a TWO PARTER! Now that’s just rude. But it’s fun to revisit some of the best times from the past 4 seasons. Even if it’s just clips will we have a great time, of course! So let’s get to dancing, praying and showbiz chickens in part one of We’re Outta Here!!

Foreign Exchange

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 08:00:00 +0000

When Sophia’s old friends come to town, they have some exciting news- their daughter is getting married! They also have some surprising news- their daughter isn’t the woman they brought with them, it’s Dorothy! This is devastating to the Patrillo women who are left wondering if they’re actually related to each other. Will they take a blood test? Will our hearts collectively break learning they aren’t? Will Blanche ever learn how to make her body sexy at her dirty dancing class? Will we be able to purchase Rose’s athletic dancewear line? All of that and more in today’s episode, Foreign Exchange.

Rites Of Spring

Thu, 25 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

When the girls realize it’s almost time for their friend’s summer kickoff party, they then also realize they need to get into shape for said party. As they sit around the table commiserating, they try to come up with new ways of losing weight quickly by revisiting other attempts they’ve made at improving their appearance in the past. So join us as we join the girls as they give aerobics a try, seek self-esteem with a new hairdo, and reject a new way of thinking- brought to them by Stan. Will the girls lose the few pounds they feel they need to? Will Sophia find her missing pound? Will we, as a culture, ever stop valuing ourselves based on our appearance? All of that and more in today’s episode, Rites of Spring.

Sophia's Choice

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

When Sophia learns her friend has been sent to a care facility that makes Shady Pines look like the Ritz-Carlton, she goes into action. But helping a friend who needs to be taken care of takes more than goodwill. Will Lillian become a permanent resident on Richmond Street? Will Rose get arrested for adult-napping? Will Blanche’s boobies become bigger, bouncier, and more bountiful? All of that and more in today’s episode- Sophia’s Choice.

Little Sister

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

When Rose’s little sister comes to town, she’s not excited. She’s always felt like her sister had it out for her. That she was building a campaign against her so Rose would be left out. The girls don’t believe her, or that her sister is fooling with Blanche’s beau. Will Rose be vindicated? Will her sister get busted? Will Sophia ever find Dreyfus the dog after losing him? All of that and more in today’s episode- Little Sister.

High Anxiety

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

After Sophia accidentally disposes of Rose’s medication, everyone learns she’s been addicted to prescription medication for 30 years! So it’s time for the girls to band together and support their friend. Even though Sophia and Dorothy have a pizza commercial to shoot in the morning, they’re happy to stay by Rose’s side to get through the night. Their intentions are good, but will they help cure Rose’s addiction, and will Dorothy and Sophia kickstart their acting career with their commercial? Will we learn more about the video equipment in Blanche’s room? All of that and more in today’s episode, High Anxiety.

Till Death Do We Volley

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

When Dorothy hosts a reunion party, she’s most excited to see her old emotional sparring partner, Trudy. Once Trudy arrives, the Girls are surprised to see Dorothy’s competitive side- it’s kind of nasty and intense. Even more surprising is when Trudy drops dead while they’re playing tennis. Will Dorothy ever recover enough to host her party? Will Blanche or Sophia present a meaningful story? Will Rose stay mad at Dorothy forever? All of that and more in today’s episode, Till Death Do We Volley.

Fiddler On The Ropes

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

When Rose makes the mistake of trusting Sophia with a very important task, it’s no surprise it doesn’t go as expected. Instead of opening an investment account, Sophia comes home with a boxer- and we don’t mean of the dog variety. The girls are soon convinced that they’ll make, not just their money back, but a significant profit- so they agree to manage the fighter. Things are all on track until they learn that Kid Pepe is a multi-hyphenate. Will Pepe throw the fight to save his hands and his chance at getting into Juliard? Will the girls get their money back? Will we ever understand how they can sleep in such restrictive sleepwear? All of that and more in today’s episode- Fiddler On The Ropes.

You Gotta Have Hope

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Dorothy is in charge of putting together her women’s club's biggest fundraiser of the year, and so far, it’s not going great. She can’t find talent or even a host. To help her friend, Rose promises to provide her the host of all hosts, Bob Hope! The girls are confused yet humor Rose’s fantasy about her famous father but are eventually left frustrated by her childish daydreaming. Will Dorothy’s event go well? Will Blanche start giving tours of the golf club locker room? Will Bob Hope show up as his daughter expects? All of that and more in today’s episode, You Gotta Have Hope.

Two Rode Together

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

When Sophia’s best friend passes away, she’s left feeling sad and lonely. The death has Dorothy contemplating the presumably short time she has left with her mother. Desperate to connect and share quality time, Dorothy takes Sophia on a vacation. But instead of amusement park rides and hats with ears, Dorothy wants to take Sophia down memory lane. Forcing Sophia to reminisce is actually forcing her away and Dorothy needs to do some damage control. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose have been left to their own devices and are constructing a children’s book of their own, or at least they thought they were. Will Blanche and Rose ever get their book or greeting card line off the ground? Will Dorothy realize she can’t be THAT selfish with her nostalgic needs? Will Sophia ever get off the ground and into space…mountain? All of that and more in today’s episode- Two Rode Together.

Valentine's Day

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 07:00:00 +0000

It’s time for another holiday and another clip show! When all of the girls, well, everyone but Sophia have their Valentine’s Day dates canceled, they wind up commiserating over ice cream and stories of Valentine’s passed. Will we learn what happened to these dates? Will the girls ever try going nude again? Will they buy some condoms condoms condoms? We’ll find out all of that and more in today’s episode, Valentine’s Day!

Love Me Tender

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 07:00:00 +0000

When Dorothy has a date with Eddie, she hopes the only thing that comes from it is a swift ending. But after a night of passion, she decides to pursue a strictly physical relationship. The question is, will that be enough to keep her satisfied, or is Sophia right and she’ll eventually want more? In the meantime, will Blanche and Rose be supportive of their Little Pals, even if that means going to the slammer? We’ll find out all of that and more in today’s episode, Love Me Tender.

The Impotence Of Being Earnest

Fri, 13 Oct 2023 07:00:00 +0000

When Rose and Ernie start dating, everything seems peachy. Soon though, the other shoe, among other things, drops and she has a decision to make. With help from her friends, Sophia, Blanche and Dorothy- who are busy being concerned about Sophia’s possible involvement in a mafia hit- Rose hears all arguments: Stay with Ernie, showing him patience and understanding or dump him and find a man with the working ability…to communicate. Will Rose and Ernie overcome this hard obstacle? Will Sophia get nailed…for murder? Will Blanche and Dorothy ever leave the kitchen? All of that and more in today’s episode- The Impotence Of Being Earnest.

Blind Date

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 07:00:00 +0000

When Blanche finally meets a good guy, she becomes the apple of his though she fails to see what he sees in her. Keeping themselves busy, Sophia, Rose, and Dorothy have become coaches for a pee-wee football team. But is the weight of the sport too much for the girls to bear? Will Blanche set her sights on love? Will Sophia lead the team to victory? Will we ever learn how Dorothy didn’t know about the generations-old flu cure? All of that and more in today’s episode, Blind Date.

The Auction

Sun, 01 Oct 2023 07:00:00 +0000

When the ladies are fed up with their leaking roof, they try to devise a plan to compile finances to get it fixed. But the roofer is a doofer, their money is funny and their luck is…far from great. Learning a pretentious and rude artist might be dying soon, they decide to invest their money in a painting of his to make the money needed for a roof. Unsurprisingly, things don’t go as planned. Will the roof get fixed? Will Jasper Dekimmel survive? Will Blanche learn she can just wash a towel? Oh my god. Did she never wash that towel?! Anyway, all of that and more in today’s episode, The Auction!

Stan Takes A Wife

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 07:00:00 +0000

When Stanley surprises the girls with not only a visit, but the news that he’s getting hitched they are, at least at first, supportive of his third trip down the aisle. But when Sophia has a health scare and Stan steps up, Dorothy’s feelings change. It’s not that she doesn’t want him to get married, it’s that she wants him to be with her! Will Dorothy disrupt Stan’s nuptials? Will Stan reciprocate those feelings? Will we ever learn why Jimmy ditched Blanche? All of that and more in today’s episode, Stan Takes A Wife.

Scared Straight

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 07:00:00 +0000

When Blanche’s brother comes to town for a visit, she does what she always has- sets him up on dates. Those dates never seem to work out, and Rose is the only one willing to listen to Clayton to learn about his type. When his “type” turns out to be much different than anyone expected, lies are spread, friendships are broken and the house is left in chaos. Will Clayton come clean to his sister? Will Rose clear her name? Will Sophia die on Saturday night? Will that peephole make other appearances? Find out all of that and more in today’s episode- Scared Straight.

Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 07:00:00 +0000

When the girls are the recipients of a windfall via a winning lottery ticket, they can’t wait to celebrate. But perhaps they should have because now, they’ve lost the ticket. A mad search ensues, including a thrift shop, Michael Jackson, an auction, and a homeless shelter. After the saddest montage, the girls have learned their lesson. Without further ado, we present, Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket.

Sophia's Wedding Part Two

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 07:00:00 +0000

After a not-often-heard Betty White voiceover, we’re welcomed to the new episode with a recap of the last. So…on the last episode of Always Be My Sisters…

Sophia hates Max.

Sophia learns the truth.

Sophia loves Max.

Sophia marries Max.

Quentin danced for Sophia and Max.

Now begins part two of Sophia’s Wedding. Will she and Max make their dreams come true, or will their love go up in flames? Or is that Dorothy who's still lighting up her cigarettes? Or perhaps the heat is coming from Blanche’s loins. So many questions and so much heat, so let’s talk about all that and more in today’s episode, Sophia’s Wedding Part Two.

Sophia's Wedding Part One

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 07:00:00 +0000

When Sophia’s best friend passes away, she’s forced to confront a mortal enemy in order to pay her respects. That enemy is her friend’s widow, Max. Sal and Max had been business partners before Max lost everything on a bad bet. But when Sophia learns the truth about the situation, will her feelings towards Max change? In the meantime, Rose and Blanche’s Elvis fan club has them asking Dorothy to not be cruel, as he is always on their mind. Will Sophia and Max make up for lost time? Will Blanche and the wedding planner become best friends? Will we talk too much about Quentin Tarantino? Find out all of that and more in today’s episode, Sophia’s Wedding, Part One.

Bang The Drum, Stanley

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 07:00:00 +0000

When Stanley shows up out of the blue to take Dorothy and Sophia out to a ballgame, the girls know something is up. And they’re right- Stan is more broke than usual. Before he can cry and beg for financial support, Sophia is stuck with a foul ball and gets wrapped into one of his long cons. Will Sophia and Stan get busted for their big lie? Will Rose or Blanche be chosen as the Jellicle Cat? Will the burger kid get more acting gigs? All of that and more in today’s episode- Bang The Drum, Stanley.

Yokel Hero

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 07:00:00 +0000

When Blanche and Dorothy decide to help Rose get the award they know she deserves, they go a little too far, lying about her achievements. So, when Rose wins said award she’s surprised to say the least. As time goes on, their lie begins to snowball and they have no choice but to tell Rose the truth. Will Rose still be St. Olaf’s Woman of the Year? Will Blanche ever get that house call from Doctor Weston? Will Sophia’s flashing spoil all the food? Find out all of that and more in today’s episode - Yokel Hero!

The One That Got Away

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 07:00:00 +0000

It’s a whirlwind of an episode today as we follow two major stories- first, Rose and Dorothy may have had a close encounter of the UFO kind. Then, we follow Blanche on her quest to mark Ham Lushbaum off her lover’s list. Will the girls get confirmation they saw aliens? Will Blanche and Ham make a naughty sandwich? We’ll find out all of that and more in today’s episode, The One That Got Away.

The Days And Nights Of Sophia Petrillo

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 07:00:00 +0000

When Sophia dares to leave the house during a rainstorm to complete her daily task of procuring a nectarine from the grocery store, Rose, Blanche and Dorothy are left to their own devices. While Rose worries not only about wasting a day but about Sophia’s personal life, Dorothy is preoccupied with being sarcastic and eating cookies, and Blanche is extraordinarily horny. Little do they know, Sophia is doing much more than buying a simple piece of fruit. Will the kitchen shelves ever get re-papered? Will Sophia speak nicely to anyone she encounters? Will Wayne come by and help…relieve Blanche of what’s ailing her? Find out all of that and more in today’s episode, The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo.

Yes, We Have No Havanas

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 07:00:00 +0000

It's a new episode at the start of a new season! As we step into season 4, we follow Dorothy to school where she has a surprise student. Then, Blanche's beau has a surprise sidechick. Will Dorothy help her student earn their degree? Will Blanche and Sophia make amends before it's too late? Did Coco heal from his heart surgery? Will I come up with a theory surrounding Ava Brown giving Rose a disease? Yes, yes I will. Oh, as for the other stuff, we'll find out now with the season 4 premiere, Yes, We Have No Havanas.

Mother's Day

Thu, 18 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

We’ve come to the end of the season, therefore it’s time for another clip show! Today, we’ll be enjoying stories of Mother’s Days past. From Blanche’s mother remembering how much of a scamp she was to Rose’s mother being an imposter to Dorthy being her own grandmother, we have a lot of stories to share. So let’s get to the show and celebrate the end of season three with Mother’s Day!

Mister Terrific

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

I know. I know. We’re at the "Empty Nest" episode of season 3. But please stay with us, because we know he isn’t Terrific, but we think we are! So hang on as tight as a leotard as we venture into the darkest depths of The Golden Girls with Mister Terrific. We’ll see Blanche in a tizzy about a bed, Dorothy awkwardly judging and hosting a kiddy show and Rose falling for a man and off a ledge. Let’s get to ripping it apart already, with today’s episode- Mister Terrific.

Mixed Blessing

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

When Dorothy’s son Michael shows up unexpectedly, he’s got big news. Not only is he around to visit, but he’s getting married. And on top of all of that, his fiance is Black. At first Dorothy feels love is love, but when she learns her daughter-in-law-to-be is twice Michael’s age, well, now she has a problem. Almost as big of a problem as Blanche and Rose’s race to lose weight before a romantic weekend with their beaus. Will Dorthy ever accept Lorraine into her life? Will Blanche and Rose conquer beauty? Will someone explain to me why this is such a beloved episode? All of that and more in today’s episode- Mixed Blessings.

Rose's Big Adventure

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Hoping to solve the issue of the bedroom shuffle whenever they have a visitor, the girls are remodeling the garage into a guest room- but it’s going about as well as their bathroom project, so they’ll need to find someone to help. While Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia are busy with the construction, Rose is dealing with her own issues. Like how her boyfriend Al has become a big old lump of boring since his retirement. Will Rose be able to help Al find some excitement in his life? Will the girls get the garage turned into the guest room of their dreams? Will that man ever get rescued after falling off the boat? All of that and more in today’s episode- Rose’s Big Adventure.

Larceny And Old Lace

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

When Sophia starts dating Rocco, Dorothy is put in the position of playing strict parent. When it’s believed Rocco robbed a bank, things get even hairier. But that isn’t the only drama going on at the house on Richmond Street. Blanche and Dorthy have not only found, but READ Rose’s diary! With such personal invasion, will Rose be able to trust the girls again? Will Dorthy be too busy busting Rocco to worry about Rose? Will Blanche’s perm continue to get taller? All of that and more in today’s episode- Larceny And Old Lace.

And Ma Makes Three

Thu, 14 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

When Sophia’s friend moves far away, she’s left feeling friendless. That feeling won’t last long however, as Dorothy has come to her rescue, inviting Sophia to join her on her dates with new beau, Raymond. But having your mother join as a third wheel is difficult at any age. So after weeks of dating as a threesome, Dorothy is given an ultimatum- alone time with Raymond the boyfriend or keeping her mother company. Will Dorothy join Ray on a romantic trip to the Bahamas? Will Sophia invite herself along or read the room? Will it be Rose or Blanche that becomes the new fashion show chairman for the Tinkerbells? All of that and what the crow said in today’s episode- And Ma Makes Three.

Golden Moments, Part Two

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

It’s time for another clip show, but this time, I think the writers, and honestly, Coco and I were needing a break, as the clips are all replays from episodes from the last 3 years. So we’ll do our usual, walking through the story, then throw back to our old episodes and the moments the girls are recalling. Come with us now as we stroll down memory lane in Golden Moments Part Two.

Golden Moments, Part One

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

It’s time for another clip show, but this time I think the writers were needing a break, as the clips are all replays from episodes from the last 3 years. So we’ll do our usual, walking through the story, then throw back to our old episodes and the moments the girls are recalling. Come with us now as we stroll down memory lane in Golden Moments, Part One.

My Brother, My Father

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

When Sophia’s brother Angelo stops by for a quick visit, everyone has a role to play in presenting lives that he, a priest, would find acceptable. But god’s will has other plans, trapping the lot of them in the house while a hurricane washes over. Will Angelo find out all the secrets everyone is keeping? Will everyone else find out Angelo’s secret? Will Blanche go by Sister Victoria, as she has panty related secrets? Find out all of that and more in today’s episode- My Brother, My Father.

Grab That Dough!

Thu, 16 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

When Sophia receives tickets for the ladies to appear on a game show, they’re devastated to realize they only have 12 hours to get across the country. Maybe they should go as it could be worth it if they win big. But after a mix-up at the hotel, a purse robbery, team swaps and a lot of soup- they realized perhaps they should have taken the lost tickets as a sign to just stay home. Thank goodness they didn’t, because it gives us one of the funniest, most quotable episodes of the series. So make a fist so we can, Grab That Dough! All of that and an interview with my friend and Wheel Of Fortune winner, Emily Rowney.

Dorothy's New Friend

Thu, 09 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

When Dorothy feels she’s fallen into a rut, she goes out of her comfort zone- and it pays off when she makes a new friend. But when said pal, Barbara, meets Rose and Blanche, there is immediate friction. No matter how many times they all hang out, trying to be friends for Dorthy’s sake, they just can’t get along. Will Dorothy see the dark side of Barbara the girls are warning her about? Will Dorothy choose to attend: a writer’s party or a costume party? Will Sophia and Morrie get freaky with that ruffled tux? Find out all of that and more in today’s episode, Dorthy’s New Friend.

Blanche's Little Girl

Thu, 02 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

It’s a rare visit from one of Blanche’s children this week, when her estranged daughter Rebecca comes to town. With their communication being limited the last 4 years, Blanche can only guess as to what Rebecca has to say or show her after all that time. When Rebecca the model arrives and no longer has her runway figure, Blanche is shocked. Even worse, Rebecca’s reason for the visit is to show off her new man and soon to be husband, Jeremy. When his verbal abuse gets to be too much for the girls, Blanche feels compelled to say something, but the fear of losing her daughter has her biting her tongue. Will Jeremy get the beating he deserves? Will Rebecca discover her self worth? Will Sophia, Blanche and Dorthy realize how big of jerks they had been? Let’s find out as we cringe through the episode, Blanche’s Little Girl.

The Artist

Thu, 26 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

When the world’s greatest Hungarian sculptor comes to town, Blanche is elated to have him at her museum. She’s even more delighted when he requests she pose for him, as inspiration for his newest work. As judgmental as Rose was towards Blanche’s nude modeling, she doesn’t hesitate to join in when her presence is requested by the artist. But that’s not the end of the upsetting news for Blanche. How can she land the artist if even Dorthy is his muse? So who will Lazlo choose for his sculpture? And will Sophia be able to prank her nemesis at the center or blow all of her jokes on Dorthy? Find out now, in The Artist.

Charlie's Buddy

Thu, 19 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

When a man arrives to visit Rose, she’s delighted to learn he knows of her because he was friends with Charlie. Spending time with him, she begins to enjoy revisiting old memories she had avoided. But does sharing a history mean they should be sharing their lives? For Buddy it does- which is why he invites Rose to move in with him. But Rose isn’t sure if she loves him or loves remembering Charlie. Before she can decide, Dorthy learns something concerning about Buddy. Will Rose move to Boston? Will Blanche and Dorthy find a dress for the upcoming fundraiser? Will the FCC order the flesh dress to be censored? All of that and more in today’s episode, Charlie’s Buddy.

Three On A Couch

Thu, 12 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week, the girls have simply HAD it with one another, so they’ve decided to seek professional help. Going to therapy, they each share the annoying traits that have them all at each other’s throats. Sure Blanche is selfish, Rose is Dumb, Dorthy’s annoyingly productive and Sophia is always sharing her wisdom- but does that mean they shouldn’t live together? According to the doctor, it does! So, will the girls break up? Will the OH Boy’s of this episode ever end? Will Sophia finally start getting paid for her stories? Today we’ll be discussing all of that and more in- Three On A Couch.

The Audit

Thu, 05 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

When Dorothy learns Stan has screwed up their taxes, leading to an audit, she’s furious. When she learns he spent $2,500 on a ring for her, she’s less so. But that anger comes roaring back when the IRS demands a fine be paid or the ex’s will face jail time. Will Dorothy be able to come up with the money? Will Blanche and Rose become fluent in Spanish? Will Sophia have more than three lines? All of that and more in today’s episode- The Audit.

A Visit From Little Sven

Thu, 28 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

On his way to meet his soon to be wife, Rose’s cousin Sven is making a stop in Miami before going to St. Olaf. Unfortunately, Rose gets called into work and Blanche is stuck taking Swin around town. But when she uses him to make a beau jealous, the message gets jumbled and Sven is in love- but not with his bride- with Blanche! Will Blanche be able to let Swin down easy? Will Sophia talk Dorthy into letting her get her driver’s license? Will Big Sven and Big Sven 2 correct the situation? All of that and more in today’s episode- A Visit From Little Sven

Brotherly Love

Thu, 21 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

When Stan’s brother comes to town for a visit, he’s quick to get Blanche’s attention - once she learns he’s a doctor. When the two find they have nothing in common, the date ends for Ted and Blanche, but just gets started for Ted and his ex-sister in law, Dorthy! Will Blanche ever forgive Dorthy for stealing her date? Will Dorthy really get engaged to another Zbornak? Will Rose EVER fall asleep?! All of that and more in today’s episode- Brotherly Love.

Strange Bedfellows

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

When the girls decide to support their local candidate for city council, they all work together to get Gil Kessler to the top of the poll. But when it’s printed in the paper that perhaps Blanche has been working on a pole of a different kind, Rose and Dorthy are quick to shun her. Will Blanche be able to prove to her friends that there was no affair with Gil? Will Sophia ever figure out Gil’s secret? Will Dorthy and Rose ever make a proper apology for their abhorrent behavior? All of that and more in today’s episode, Strange Bedfellows.

Letter To Gorbachev

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

When Rose writes a letter in hopes of ending the Cold War, she is shocked and delighted to learn it reached the desk of a world leader…and they want to talk to her! There’s just one little problem…They think the letter’s author was a child. Will Rose claim ownership of the letter? Will Sophia figure out a talent for the talent show? Will Dorthy get to make a snowman in June? All of that and more in today’s episode- Letter to Gorbachev.

Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

When Rose’s dear Aunt, who she can’t stand, passes away, her duty to give the eulogy brings her biggest fear to the forefront. Hoping to get support from her best friends, Blanche and Dorthy agree to join her for the funeral…the location of which brings up not only Dorthy’s, but Blanche’s fears, too! Will the girls make it to the funeral…alive? Will Rose overcome her fear of speaking? Will Dorthy rip the armrest out of the plane? Will Blanche figure out what to do with all those bald men? All of that and more in today’s episode, Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself.

The Housekeeper

Thu, 24 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

When the girls feel they have too much on their plates to keep up with the house work, they decide a housekeeper will be the solution to all of their problems. After sorting through the applicants, they happily hire Marguerite. But soon, their own biases’, racism and fears show themselves when things start going too well with Marguerite’s help. Then, they go really bad after she’s fired. Will the girls break the curse? Will Marguerite forgive the girls? Will we ever get to know the full story of the crow that landed in the backyard? All of that and more as we buckle up for a mountain of Oh Boys, it’s time for, The Housekeeper.

Bringing Up Baby

Thu, 17 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

When Rose inherits a Baby that oinks more than it cries, the deal they've made to co-parent goes out the window. All of that changes when they learn Baby the hog comes with one big payout. Will the girls earn that $100,000 or just live with the debt on their credit cards? Let's find out in today's episode, Bringing Up Baby.

One For The Money

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +0000

When Sophia decides she could make a fortune bottling and selling hose water, the scheme only serves as a reminder of all of the other get rich quick scams the girls have attempted through the years. Taking us back in time, Blanche, Rose, Dorthy and Sophia walk and dance us through their failed attempts, leaving us wondering- will Sophia bypass all local laws and sell her hose water? Will Rose’s dance double ever show her face? Did everyone at the elopement die of salmonella? All of that and more, in today’s episode, one for the money.

Old Friends

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 03:18:30 +0000

When Blanche accidentally gives away Rose’s cherished teddy bear, it becomes a war between a Rose and a Daisy. As they tackle the saga of Fernando, Sophia is kindling a new friendship with Alvin down at the boardwalk. As Blanche and Rose battle Daisy, Sophia and Alvin battle cognitive deterioration. Will Fernando come home in one piece? Will Sophia ever finish that scarf? Grab your tissues, it’s time to meet some Old Friends.

Empty Nests

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Darkness falls across Richmond

It’s the end of the second season

People named Renee and George

Will terrorize y’all’s neighborhood.

And whosoever Chuck shall be

Leaves us saying “oh Boy-ee”

As we feel like we’re in hell

With the always ringing doorbell

The foulest guest is Oliver

The funk of forty-thousand lovers

And grizzly details of a prostate

Have us wishing we could leave this place

And though you fight to stay awake

Your body can not rest

For no Golden Girls fan can enjoy

The evils of Empty Nests

A Piece of Cake

Thu, 17 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

When it comes to birthdays, everyone has a story, and when it comes to clips shows, no one does it better than the girls. Come with us as we join Blanche, Rose, Sophia and Dorthy as they take us through time- to memorable birthdays full of ha has, tears and surprises in today’s episode- A Piece of Cake.

To Catch A Neighbor

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

When there’s a ringing of the doorbell, the girls are shocked to find two detectives on the other side of the door. They aren’t there to arrest Blanche for whatever it was Frida Claxton sent in complaints about- No, they have shocking news. Their neighbors are thieves and they need to use the house for a stakeout. Besides the tension between the McDowells and the Gals, the tension between Dorthy and Detective Al could be cut with a knife. Will the stakeout lead to an arrest, Will Al and Dorthy get together? Will this George Clooney kid ever get an acting career? All of that and more in today’s episode, To Catch A Neighbor.

Son-In-Law Dearest

Thu, 03 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

When Dorthy learns her daughter Kate is coming for a visit, Dorthy’s sure Kate will bring exciting baby news. Sadly, the news is that her son-in-law has been unfaithful, leaving her daughter in tears. Coming to Kate’s rescue, Dorthy has to find the right balance of being protective of her daughter and respecting her boundaries and choices. All of this transpiring while Blanche educates Rose on the hilarity of I Love Lucy. Will Dorthy butt out of her daughter’s business? Will Rose end up LOVING Lucy? Why didn’t Desi play Desi? All of that and more in today’s episode, Son in law dearest.

Diamond In The Rough

Thu, 27 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

When Blanche’s banquet beau exhibits behaviors that are below her standards, she has a decision to make. No, not what band to hire. No, not what venue to rent. No, not even what caterer to use. She has to decide if her high-falutin ways are more important than having a partner that is caring, helpful and devastatingly good looking. Let’s find out if Blanche gets over her judgements or if she makes a huge misJake in today’s episode, Diamond In The Rough.

Dorothy's Prized Pupil

Thu, 20 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

When Dorthy’s student wins a writing contest, it isn’t only positive attention the award brings. Sure, it’s a great opportunity for Rose, Blanche’s vinderfrugen to plan a party, but they learn Mario is in the united states illegally, and might be deported. The only thing Dorthy can do is talk Mario into facing the courts for a judgment day, not hide away in the movies like a running man. Will Rose’s servitude really clear her guilt for losing Blanche’s earrings? Will Dorothy be able to help keep Mario in the country? Was that a 69 joke?! All of that and more in today’s episode- Dorthy’s Prized Pupil.

Whose Face is This, Anyway?

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

When Blanche feels her age has caught up with her beauty, she becomes desperate for plastic surgery. As each girl makes their case as to why she should or shouldn’t get work done, we’re taken on a journey of highs, lows and Stepps. All of the back and forth has us asking- will Blanche go through with the surgery? Why don’t the women remember the work they’ve had done? What grade did Rose get in her film class? All of that and more in today’s episode, Whose Face is This, Anyway?

Long Day's Journey Into Marinara

Thu, 06 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Playing on the title of the play, Long Day’s Journey into night by Eugene O'neill, today’s episode brings us the saga of two Sicilian women and a piano-playing chicken. When Sophia’s sister Angela makes another trip across the pond, she starts looking for places to live. But with Angela’s perceived thievery, curses soon go flying. Will Count Bessie ever get her groove back? Will Tony have to go to the hospital for bag injuries? Will we ever learn where that garage chicken came from? All of that and more in today’s episode- Long Day’s Journey Into Marinara.

Forgive Me, Father

Thu, 30 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

When Dorthy develops a crush on a coworker, the girls can’t help but to push her into asking him out. When he finally comes to the house for dinner, he has quite the surprise for Dorthy. After learning his true identity, she may have to make some serious, moral decisions. Will Dorthy save her soul from eternal damnation? What else can priests do besides take off their clothes? Will anyone be held responsible for the rigged Bingo game? All of that and more in today’s episode, Forgive me, Father.

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Bedtime Story

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

When the girls double book hosting duties for visiting family, they have to come up with a sleeping arrangement plan. This won’t be easy, but they're willing to eat through the night until they solve the problem. Reminiscing about past sleeping arrangements, the girls take us on a journey through the years, leaving us asking- what side of the bed does Blanche really sleep on? When does Dorthy go to work? What’s Floppo’s situation? All of that and more in today’s episode- Bedtime Story.

And Then There Was One

Thu, 16 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

When the girls are left with the prospect of becoming mothers again after a baby is abandoned in their care, they have a lot of questions. Will they be better parents this time around? Will their love for this child make-up for the love their own children didn’t receive? Will Alisha realize she mixed up this week’s episode with the baby for that other episode with the baby in last week’s outro? All of that and Sophia’s tale of runner woes in this week’s episode- And then there was one.

Before And After

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

After a few weeks with her in the background, we finally get a Rose episode. Surviving what she believes is a near death experience, Rose has decided to stop living her life for others and to start living it for herself. But she takes her newfound gumption to the extreme, starting her life over. Will Joanie ever get her wedding cake? Will Rose shoot one of the many vases in her new home? Will Sophia ever get to eat life? All of that and more in today’s episode- Before and After.

The Actor

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

When a sexy new actor rolls into town to play the role of leading man, he takes his act off stage and into the bedroom of every woman in Miami. While Sophia is off serving pirate food and pirate fashion, the girls all fall under the spell of Patrick Vaughn. Will the non-speaking townsfolk speak out against Patrick’s indiscretions? Will Dorthy still have enough contact solution? Does Blanche’s iris pickup line always work like that? All of that and more in today’s episode- The Actor!

The Stan Who Came To Dinner

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

When Stanley Zbornack requires heart surgery, he not only needs emotional support, but recovery support as well- and Dorthy is just the sucker to fulfill those needs. But as time wears on and Stan wears on everyone’s nerves, Dorthy’s love and understanding are pushed to the limit and she must decide if it’s time to kick the baby bird out of the nest, or get her butt kicked by the roomies. Will Blanche end up with Rob or Bob? Will Dorthy and Stan rekindle their romance? Will Rose tell us what the hell she’s been up to in the kitchen? All of that and more in today’s episode- the Stan who came to dinner.

Sisters

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

As Sophia’s birthday creeps closer, the anxiety surrounding her surprise present reaches unreasonable proportions. While she spends all her energy trying to trick Rose, Dorthy and Blanche are busy hiding the gift- Sophia’s sister Angela, who has flown in from Italy. But with an unspoken feud still raging between them, the surprise only backfires. Will Rose slip up and spill the beans? Will Angela and Sophia make up? Will we ever understand why the girls love talking about veal so much? All of that and more in today’s episode- Sisters

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Twas The Nightmare Before Christmas

Thu, 11 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Twas the nightmare before Christmas and all through the house, no pearl earrings were given, just some sort of spout. Blanche’s stockings were torn, not handled with care, in hopes that soon Mr. September would be there. Sophia was ready to get to the ‘port, but first a hostage situation she would have to abort. With Dorthy in her boxy sweaters and Rose being a sap, they rushed on their planes, hoping to take a nap. When what to their horrified ears did they hear? A storm is a’comin’, no flights shall depart here. On the way to Albert’s they ran out of gas, but no need to worry, the cheesecake is gratis. Join Dorthy, Sophia, Blanche and Rose as they try to celebrate Christmas after being dealt blows. So dash away dash away dash away Hare, it’s time we go on a surfin’ safari- in today’s episode. Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas!

We will also be joined by Deb McMahon an expert hostage negotiator. For more on how to handle a hostage situation, please visit https://crisisnegotiation.us

Love, Rose?

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 07:00:00 +0000

When the girls talk Rose into sending in a personal ad, she’s disappointed by the lack of results. Then, after a few weeks, the perfect man appears in her inbox and it seems like happily ever after might be attainable. But that’s not before the girls break some devastating news. Will Rose become the next Mrs. Issac Newton? Will Sophia go out with Willie? Will Someone please tell me how to spell Saskatchewan? All of that and more in today’s episode- Love, Rose?

Joust Between Friends

Thu, 28 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

When Dorthy gets a job working with Blanche, all hell breaks loose when Blanche’s jealous side comes out. But Dorthy has more than Blanche’s banquet to worry about- Rose has brought home a stray dog, and she hates dogs! Will Rose ever find the dog’s owner? Will Dorthy accept Blanche’s apology? Will Sophia pick a werther’s or one of those strawberry things when she has a hard candy? All of this and more in today’s episode- Joust between friends!

Vacation

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

When the gals decide to get out of Miami, they have quite the adventure awaiting them in the islands. Sophia can’t be worried about not going, she’s got a romantic adventure of her own to worry about. All of the excitement leaves us wondering- Will the girls survive being shipwrecked? Will Sophia make a love connection? Will somebody punch Winston the 3rd in the p-face? All of that and actual survival tips from expert Tom Brown the 3rd in today’s episode, Vacation!

For more information on how to get back to, respect and survive in nature, please visit TomBrown3.com or follow his instagram at Tom_Brown3. A big thanks to Tom for taking his time to speak to us and share his wealth of knowledge!

Family Affair

Thu, 14 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

It's a collision of Nylund's & Zbornack's - in multiple ways! When Rose's daughter and Dorothy's son each come for a visit, everyone gets more than they bargained for. Will Michael and Bridget make it official? Will Rose and Dorothy make-up? Will everyone in this house just grow up and move on? All of this and more in today's episode, Family Affair.

Big Daddy's Little Lady

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Big Daddy is back and he has big news- He’s getting hitched! That announcement elicits all sorts of excitement, but it’s short-lived as soon as Blanche learns the age of her soon-to-be Step-mommy. Will Blanche and Big Daddy make up? Will Dorthy and Rose be the new Lennon/McCartney? Will Sophia ever get a date with a widower? Find out those answers and more in today’s episode- Big Daddy’s Little Lady!

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Isn't it Romantic?

Thu, 23 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

When Dorthy’s college friend Jean comes for a visit, it’s all fun and games until feelings get involved. After losing her partner Pat, Jean finds the same kindness, comfort and dairy farming past in Rose. But Jean’s feelings are more romantic than Rose expects. Will Jean confess her love to Rose? Will Sophia’s porn addiction affect her health? Is Blanche part chicken? Let’s answer all those questions and more in today’s episode- Isn’t it Romantic?

It's a Miserable Life

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Determined to save a 200-year-old tree in their neighborhood, the girls start gathering signatures for a petition. But when the landowner where the tree is located wants it torn down, serial killer Rose strikes again. Will Frida Claxton be buried in a potter’s field? Will Rose ever get caught for her murder spree? Will Blanche really show off her orator skills in public? All of that and a special guest appearance from Melissa- @Mod_Mortician to talk all things death planning on today’s episode- It’s A Miserable Life!

Today's Golden Goody is from @Mod_Mortician. Follow her on insta and TikTok for an education in death preparations, then buy some of her "Cremate the Patriarchy" swag!

Take Him, He's Mine

Thu, 09 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

When Dorthy has a date but Stan is desperate for support, she pawns her ex onto her bestie, Blanche. But when she and Stan hit it off, Dorthy is surprised at the number of emotions she starts to feel. Will Dorthy tell Blanche what’s really bothering her? Will Blanche accept her apology for her doo-doo behavior? Will Rose and Sophia lose their thumbs selling potato-based sandwiches? Let’s find out the answers in today’s episode- Take him, he’s mine.

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Ladies of the Evening

Thu, 02 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

When Blanche wins tickets to meet Mr. Burt Reynolds, the house explodes in celebration. But that quickly changes when Sophia learns she won't be attending due to lack of tickets. This decision starts a domino effect that will leave Dorthy, Blanche and Rose behind bars and Sophia rubbing elbows with celebs. Will the ladies ever get out of jail? Will Rose inspire Meg the sex worker to change her ways? Is sex work real work? Yes to all of those. Oh, but lets' get to the episode anyway to talk about guest stars, Burt Reynolds and pet psychics in this week's episode- Ladies of the Evening!

End of the Curse

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

When Blanche thinks she's pregnant, she goes to the doctor only to learn the news is much worse. She's going through "the change"! But what of Blanche will change? Will she lose interest in hitting on any man in her vicinity? Will she overcome her depression with the help of the gals? Will the male minks decide to settle down in Miami and open a cafe? Let's explore these topics and more in today's episode "End of the Curse".

Always Be My Clip Show: Season 1

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Welcome to a very special episode of Always Be My Sisters! Just like those delightful clip shows the girls were known for, we’ve decided to celebrate the end of season one with a clip show of our own! So join Coco and Alisha as we talk about our favorite moments from each episode and share fun facts within fun facts before we kick off season two next week!

The Way We Met

Thu, 12 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

We’ve come a long way, baby- we’re to the end of the first season of Golden Girls! To celebrate the occasion, the ladies are walking us through the memories they share surrounding how they met and became roommates. So let’s hop in our DeLorean’s and go back in time to see what brought our favorite ladies together, what obnoxious piece of meat almost tore them apart and why you shouldn’t watch Psycho before bed- all of that and more in today’s episode, The Way We Met.

Big Daddy

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

We all have our hopes and dreams. Some are attainable and reasonable, some push our personal boundaries and may even affect the comfort of those around us. When Blanche’s father, Big Daddy comes to town for a visit, he has a surprise for her- he’s gonna be a country singer. This news doesn’t leave Blanche excited for Big Daddy, instead, she’s concerned for his mental health. While Blanche battles her father, Sophia battles the neighbors when their tree falls into the lanai. Will Sophia’s evil eye cast a spell? Will Big Daddy make it as a singer? Will Rose ever stop talking about her dad in a mayonnaise costume? Let’s find out together in today’s episode “Big Daddy”

Blind Ambitions

Thu, 29 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Before we make our way out of season one, we get to meet another of Rose’s family members. Her sister Lily has come for a visit but not is all what it seems. Recently losing her sight, Lily is first refusing before becoming overly-accepting of assistance. With family, guilt and feeling unsure as to what to do, will Rose move to Chicago to be Lily’s caretaker? Will the rest of the ladies have a successful garage sale? Should they have just discussed layaway before trying to sell their precious items? Let’s dig deep into our emotions and boxes of junk for- Blind Ambitions. For helpful information for anyone facing vision loss or if you’re in the position of Rose and aren’t sure how to help a family member, we’ll also be having a conversation with Swatha Nandhakumar from the American Council for the Blind who will help us understand boundaries, how to help and what she thinks about blind representation in the episode.

Job Hunting

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

We’re almost to the end of the first season and while so far we’ve been getting to know our girls and moving forward with storylines, we’ve made it to the episode where it feels like we’ve traveled back in time. Back to a time where hair and make-up didn’t know what they were doing. When the Lobster pan was still over the sink and where no one knows what is going on. Grab your yellow curtains and cheap wigs kids, it’s time to go “Job Hunting”

The Flu

Thu, 15 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Well, well. If it isn't one of the controversial episodes that was pulled from the air last year. No, not because of mud masks, but because of the theme and title. With all the stress we've been feeling, it made sense that Hallmark didn't want to air an episode showing three older women... at home, on the couch, struggling through a respiratory illness. But now we're vaxxed, full of facts and ready to eat snacks while walking you through today's episode, "The Flu" or as it was originally titled- "Flu Attack"

Adult Education

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The Golden Girls are hitting a heavy subject today. It’s the mid-80’s and sexual harassment is a

phrase barely in use, but leave it to the ladies to be groundbreaking trailblazers about such a

sensitive subject. As Blanche finds a path that works for her as far as ‘seeking revenge’ goes,

Dorthy and Co. are on a desperate hunt for Frank Sinatra tickets. Somebody will end up in jail

while somebody else reminds us that, the best revenge is your paper. All of that and a

longenhodden in today’s episode, Adult Education.

Second Motherhood

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week it's all about the ladies taking control. With Rose and Dorothy taking it upon themselves to put their skills to the test by renovating one of their many bathrooms, while Blanche works on recognizing and holding personal boundaries and expectations with her new wealthy beau, Richard. We're learning how to be strong, feminist queens in today's episode, 'Second Motherhood'!

The Operation

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

When Dorothy suddenly finds herself in the hospital, waiting to go under the knife, her childhood fears rear their ugly head. Sure, no one wants to wear a gown that exposes their bums, but Rose and Blanche are counting on Dorothy's dancing feet for their upcoming dance recital! Will Dorothy follow through with the procedure? Will Blanche overcome her own fear and perform in front of others...outside her bedroom? Will Sophia see a platypus chopping shoes in the clouds? Let's find out in today's episode, The Operation.

Nice And Easy

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

When Blanche's niece Lucy comes to Miami for a visit, she quickly shows interest in seeing the sights. And by sights, I mean men. And by seeing, I mean sleep with. What is Blanche to do with a young woman that has clearly been inspired by her own actions?! It's time for a tough talk. No, not with Blanche's niece. With the rogue mouse that is tormenting Dorothy. Let's explore sexuality and Murophibia in today's episode- Nice and Easy.

The Truth Will Out

Thu, 10 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

It's back-to-back Rose-themed episodes with 'The Truth Will Out'. When Kirsten and Charley, Rose's daughter and granddaughter respectively, come for a visit, Rose is nervous about what dark family secrets might be discovered. While going through Roses' will, Kisten finds out some shocking information that just might destroy this mother-daughter relationship. Join Alisha and Coco as we dissect Kirsten's mean genes, discuss personal bequeathments and find out if Blanche should go into private dickey work.

In A Bed Of Rose's

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

When Rose brings home a new boyfriend for their first night of passion, her intense lovemaking once again strikes the heart of her lover. But Al may be hiding more from Rose than a bad diet. Today we'll be talking about the episode, 'In a Bed of Roses'.

That Was No Lady

Thu, 27 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

When Dorothy starts dating a married man, Blanche and Rose start to play the devil and angel of her conscience. But she might want to think twice before listening to the devil in disguise, Blanche- as she is busy trying to sell Rose a junker of a car. Will Dorothy start listening to her Ma's advice? Will Rose get stuck with a lemon? Was Jesse or Dominic faster? Find out in today's episode, That Was No Lady!

A Little Romance

Thu, 20 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

When Rose starts dating a co-worker, the girls can't wait to meet him. But when Rose keeps making excuses as to why her new fella can't come over, Blanche takes things into her own hands and has him over for dinner. When we meet Dr. Johnathan Newman, we're exposed to inclusive television, some of the cringiest interactions ever, and Alisha's all-time favorite scene in the Golden Girls series. Will Rose and Dr. Newman work through their differences or will we be left dreaming of their happily ever after?

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The Custody Battle

Thu, 13 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

When Dorthy's sister comes to visit the ladies, she turns the whole house upside down when she declares she's taking Sophia back with her to California. With Rose and Blanche busy practicing for an upcoming play, Dorthy is struggling to have a real conversation about her wants and needs with her Ma. Will Sophia leave? Will Blanche get the part of Lady MacBeth? Is Rose actually haunted by a ghost?! All of that and an insightful conversation with MY Ma, Shelley, in Today's episode, The Custody Battle.

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Stan's Return

Thu, 06 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

They had 38 years together, but Stan and Dorthy's relationship has been rocky to say the least. So when Stan comes to Miami for business, the girls are shook when the line between 'ex' and sex is blurred. Will Stan and Dorthy rekindle their romance? Will the girls ever decide where to go on vacation? Will they ever finish that entire jar of mustard? All of that in more in today's episode!

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The Heart Attack

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

After Sophia over-indulges at a dinner party, it seems her age and heart have caught up with her. As the ladies contemplate their own death, Alisha and Coco discuss their own end-of-life plans, the time Alisha's brother had to go to the ER for gas, and why you shouldn't go for a walk in a storm.

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Blanche And The Younger Man

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

What an episode this is! Blanche and her younger beau - not to be confused with Anderbeau Johnson. As Blanche works herself to the bone to impress a younger man she meets at the gym, Rose has to learn the hard way that just because her mother is older doesn't mean she's going to be dependent on her daughter or not live her life to the fullest. In addition to these topics, we'll also be talking all things May/Decemeber romance with my friend, Dr. Kelly Yokum!

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The Break-In

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Missing jewels. A secret gun. A shattered vase! After the ladies are robbed after a Madonna show, they each experience the trauma differently. From being scared by a security sales man, to being chased by a parking attendant, this is a stressful episode. So grab your mink stole, and hold on tight as we learn the fate of Blanche’s jewels and talk with Amy from SimpliSafe to learn about how to really feel secure in your home- whether or not with a system.

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The Competition

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

With friendships, trophies and airfare on the line, The Competition promises to bowl you over with excitement! As Sophia shares a secret love, Dorthy, Rose and Blanche are entangled with the Neilson twins. Join Alisha and Coco as they take you down memory lane, and share the history of Chef Boyardee along with the traits of those with 'murderer's thumbs'. All that and more in today's episode!

On Golden Girls

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

When Blanche's young and rebellious grandson comes for a visit, all hell and rat tails break loose. Between stowing away on an airplane and rocking out to slow-mo Black Sabbath, David comes through the house like a hurricane, leaving a path of agest jokes in his wake. But when David takes it too far, Sophia responds with a slap across his face. Blanche is in a tizzy! Rose has disabled farm pet stories! Sophia is looking for the melon baller! And Dorthy is...taking French?

All of that and an insightful conversation with child abuse expert Dr. Jennifer Engler from the York College of Pennsylvania!

The Triangle

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Grab yourself a sloe gin fizz and heat up a Mama Celeste pizza, it's episode 5! In today's episode, we learn just how quickly romance can cloud your judgement- especially when it involves a lech. After Blanche accuses Dorthy's new beau of making a pass at her, the house is divided and friendships are ended. Don't worry, it's Rose and her polaroids to the rescue!

We're also joined by the author of the Official Golden Girls Cookbook, Christopher Styler! He'll share his recipe for a sloe gin fizz and his love letter to the girls.

You can get a copy of Christopher's Golden Girls cookbook by visiting the 'Golden Goodies' tab at AlwaysBeMySisters.com!

The Transplant

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Nancy Regan's decorator! Overly-crunchy Fritos! Inbred marriages? All of these topics and so many more will be talked about in today's episode- 'The Transplant'. Alisha and Coco will also be joined by Leslie Brock from Donate Life Northwest to discuss the pros and cons of kidney donation!

Rose The Prude

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 08:00:00 +0000

In episode 3, we celebrate Harold Gould's acting range, learn that Rose might be a murderer, and find out if the two of them end up 'rocking the boat'. In addition to cruising through the synopsis, we're also joined by Dr. Gail Saltz who shares with us what might be considered too much information about our grandparents' sex lives.

Guess Who's Coming To The Wedding

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Two episodes, two weddings! In episode 2, we learn why you should elope if your parents don't get along, discuss the 'whoopsie' of Dorthy and Stan's marital math and learn that you shouldn't be so hard on podiatrists.

The Engagement

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 08:00:00 +0000

It's the pilot episode of the Golden Girls...and of Always Be My Sisters! In this episode we meet (and say 'goodbye' to) Coco, are introduced to all the Girls and learn why you should wait more than two weeks before marrying somebody.

Featuring an interview with Mary Turner Thomson, author of "The Bigamist".

Trailer!

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 18:22:00 +0000

A sneak peek at what is to come on Always Be My Sisters!