Alex is finally leaving Wolverhampton to head back to Bangkok.

We have some plans for the next season of the podcast and will return after a couple of weeks.

As for this week you can expect more of the usual rubbish:

• Woman loses glass up herself
• How to survive a plane crash
• Farmer sets fake egg trap
• What Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds was really about
• Why you need to stay up to date with the woke brigade

See you in Bangkok!

Great episode all in all. Next week will be the last episode of Season 1 so enjoy it whilst it lasts!

Snoop Dogg finally embraces his true calling and the Piano Knob is on the loose.  

Learn a new scam (can’t fail) and even get some dating advice, plus learn how to approach people on the street.

Evidently this week is jam packed with useful information so don’t say we aren’t both informative and funny.

Could write more but just listen. 

Alex

Class as usual.

If your son gets dog poo on his face. DON'T take a photo and get the story on BBC news. Poor Jakey.

Anyway in other news:

• Security guard finishes lazy artist's $1,000,000 painting
• British rugby players slag off the Superbowl
• Sir Captain Tom Moore's granddaughters taking £250,000 for management costs
• A lot of people seem to be defending Mason Greenwood, Kurt Zouma, and Ian Watkins. We read their comments.

Todd gives some advice for anyone trying to get into politics.

We discuss the real reason for the fallout between God and Satan.

Todd does his best Bee Gees impression.

Alex gives us some great ideas for businesses including a metaverse sex-machine.

Then we finish off with some inspirational quotes and

Controversial topics discussed:

• Religion
• Pedos
• Abusive relationships
• Race issues
• Weight issues
• The C word

Who knew salmon and plastic could set the mind racing?

Not gonna lie, salmon talk takes up a fair segment of this podcast but believe me it’s worth it.

In other news, you can’t give us a poor rating or we’ll sue you for defamation.

• Is it wrong to listen to R Kelly?
• Is it okay to put cows in the matrix?
• Is it rude to call people without asking?
• Is Todd a bitcoin whale?
• What is the definition of madness?
• Is parkour a good hobby for the elderly?

We're just asking questions.

We discuss why Thai wrapping paper is rubbish, what celebrities really think of Jeff Bezos and why Japan is giving away Gorilla Poo oranges for free.

Alex comes up with a nice little story about a naughty boy with a huge magic hammer and Todd tells us about the time he boiled an egg for 40 minutes.

Mad episode really.

Serious topic: how do you protect little kiddies from online trolls who claim that Santa isn't real? We discuss.

We also warn you of the dangers of going to see a blabbermouth dominatrix.

Some classic Far East news, talk of robot world domination, and rappers who go soft in their old age.

All in all a cracking little episode really.

Enjoy.

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Why are countdown prizes so s#!t?

Why don’t teachers use those whistle things that only the kids can hear?

As you can see we get pretty deep this time so only tune in you are prepared to engage your brain.

This is more Donny Darko than Rocky….

And what’s wrong with marrying animalsThey’ve got souls too!

We find out how many sugars Todd has in his Lucozade, that Alex can outsmart a Raven, and whose Mom is the best.

Disclaimer: Yet another section has been cut out after Todd decided to go off on a controversial tangent but don't let that ruin things for you,

Press play and enjoy.

If you're not a fan of cowboys and complaining then you will probably like it anyway, so still listen.

Alex opens and closes Pandora's box when Todd loses his head whilst discussing "woke" culture and we learn some valuable lessons from the innocence of youth.

We discuss how bloody ungrateful animals are but also how to use them to make money.

Swings and roundabouts and all that.

Most of the podcast is taken up by us moaning about how much we hate British trains.

Yeah.

Have a listen.

Heads up - we don’t like Marvel or DC 😱 (shut up they’re rubbish).

More importantly, are bars of soap a thing of the past?

And does Newcastle United's new part own Amanda Staveley look like a supervillain?

Oh and don’t listen if you’re a fan of puppet shows. We think they’re rubbish too.

Our new "African News" section is good this week so listen out for that.

We also have a tip for being healthy with bacon sandwiches.

The Burglary in Bangkok story is getting mental and we stumble across yet another scam.

Don’t get too excited though, there is a lot of rubbish in there too (there’s not really. That’s just a sales technique so you’re pleasantly surprised when you listen).

So listen.

This episode is probably better than Shakespeare if you ask Alex. If that doesn't get you up for it then our impromptu poetry definitely will.

Good news: No dogs this week.

Bad news: Alex's Google home thingy-ma-jig interrupts, what is otherwise, a seamless podcast.

Be sure to listen out for that and don’t say we don’t spoil ya. Oh, and we talk about a scam even we'd be proud of.

All in all a good solid effort this week. Tune in.

Oh yeah I do, the next installment of a burglary in Bangkok. Be there or be square

Plenty of weird news, as usual, an alternative story of how the universe was created, a new comedy game, and the general rubbish that you have come to expect from this show.

Listen!

After our false start (professional as always) find out what we’d do if we witnessed a real burglary In our new dungeons and dragons style story. And a little more where that came from.

OCP is also the only podcast (that we know of) that has a dedicated section for scamming people. So tune in just for that.

Some off-the-cuff marketing ideas from Todd, and Alex discusses his thoughts on how versatile the word "badger" is.

You down with OCP? (Yeah you know me)

Shout out to our teachers who said we would never achieve anything; what do you call this?

A quick recap for those at the back:

• Don't bring your BMW to Birmingham
• Rugby fans aren't all they seem to be
• China's lost its head (again)
• We talk about the world's hypocrisy with gingers
• Discuss the naked baby in the swimming pool issue

And plenty more where that came from next week.

Topics of conversation include:

• Terrorist fashion (as can be seen from the title)
• Tom Cruise gobbling curries
• Eel facts (actually a good one this week)
• More rubbish news but that's not really our fault

Just listen to it anyway, I'm not going to sit here and beg you to, you know. If you want to listen then please do. Enjoy it. If you have no interest in it then stop wasting my time. Just leave it and go and listen to one of those polished podcasts like on the BBC or something.

I talk about my trip to London, which was rubbish, and we somehow end up back onto the usual coarse topics...

A cheeky little scam to get free peas from ASDA as well as a money-making scheme for old coins.

And of course the next chapter of the story featuring Tyson Fury and Eddie Hearn

• An ant would be a rubbish pokemon
• Transphobia is a fear of transport
• India is the worst nation per person at sport

If that wasn't enough to whet your appetite, Ronald McDonald makes a guest appearance (mad). We guarantee no other podcast has all of THAT this week... And more. And more.

Just listen.

Please.

Please listen.

Although if you haven't listened to any of our other episodes then listen to those first to catch up and also bump up our download statistics. It should only take approximately half a day.

Nice one.

Meanwhile, the modern pentathlon may offer us all a route into the Olympics and we discuss the meaning behind the word yolo and a scanner.

There’s loads more class stuff too, and we never lie sooooo...

Alex scores 0% in his challenge and we are getting scarily good at film ideas.

Whatever, just listen.

Hear about Todd's anal procedure on his wammals as well as his new slightly unusual pet.

Alex does a bit of singing so you might want to fast forward through that bit.

There's also the usual rubbish chat about made-up toss like the Easter Bunny and Jack Frost.

To be honest it does sound rather crap doesn't it?

Maybe just read a book instead.

Todd is a bit down about the football, well Alex is too but he has some good news as well.

Nes is a bit thin on the ground but we do have an update on the Rugy League bum fingerer.

So yeah. Have a little listen. May as well hadn't ya?

Oh and have you ever had a finger up your bum? Bums, Billy and Katie not doing it for you? Then tune in anyway to hear the latest way to scam yourself a fortune.

Don’t miss it....please

We tried to balance it with a mention of Love Island however so we are doing our best.

Few marine facts and Todd tells you how to survive a shark attack.

We discuss 90s vs 2000s (football is also mentioned in this section) and Alex comes up with some movie ideas on the spot.

Anyway. It's coming home!

Probably not. You probably don't even know what that means. Well stay tuned to find out as we take you through some key Black Country phrases.

On top of that, find out how ants have been getting stronger, UFOs have been hiding and discuss the age-old question:

Was Robin Hood a good bloke?

That sounds good don't it?

Find out how to get rich with Alex's supermarket scam along with his review of Aldi's latest range.

And finally, you can enjoy the next installment of Sir Alex and Todderick is a bloody one.

Class.

Learn how to train your dogs as well as enjoy renditions of famous songs in the style of Eric Cartman.

The next chapter in the epic tale of Sir Alex and his Squire Todderick awaits you.

Press play and join us.

The boys start a new story after the finale of Boob Boy and Tree Man last week.

Of course some Far East News.

Quick game of Good Person Bad Person and some educational points for those who are into that sort of thing.

Sound alright?

And if you want to hear about some top-quality freestyle rapping, Todd's on the case.

How does that sound for ya?

• A quick game of the old classic "Good Person Bad Person".
• Overrated/Underrated quick-fire round.
• Some information about some people are jumping over babies and tossing toddlers out of buildings.
• Some Nob News involving cats, unfortunately, no Far East News this week)
• New film idea: Kung Fu Frightening
• How to get high for 6p
• Next chapter of Boob Boy and Tree Man

And that's all for free. We're not asking a penny from you.

Listen to all of that and more on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.

Alex has managed to get access to an exclusive clip from the upcoming Beatles documentary "Get Back" which he plays on the podcast.

Hear Todd's amazing regional accents and also some facts about vacuum cleaners, bonobos, and some other random, but largely useless topics.

How does that sound for ya?

Listen to all of that and more on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.

• Plank
• Rabbit
• Fossil
• Head
• Cat

Alex debates some hot topics and we hear about the Mexican man whose dog was being investigated by the police.

Do you know what kills more people: Falling out of bed or fishing?

Find out on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.

It's bloody mental!

• Kids finding monsters at a swampy lake.
• A new mirror that tells you the truth no matter how fat you are.
• Koalas who are going about committing crimes.

Mad really.

Find out on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.

Get advice as to what to do when your sports presenter idol tells you to f*** off in the supermarket.

Find out which of these news headlines is real:

• Badger claims squatters rights in Dorchester

• Homicide victims rarely talk to police

• Trolls called me a bad mum for breastfeeding my boyfriend but feeding my son powdered milk

Find out on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.

At what age could you still win a fight to the death with a poodle?

Why are China conducting anal tests on Japanese citizens?

Find out on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.