Millennial Rewind

Dungeons & Dragons (2000)

Sun, 05 Mar 2023 05:45:00 +0000

Oh boy, this one was rough to get through... This month we're reviewing the severely underfunded adaptation of the TTRPG Dungeons & Dragons, and asking some very important questions - How did they get Jeremy Irons to do this? Why did you do this movie, Jeremy Irons? Who hurt you?

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How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

Sat, 04 Feb 2023 16:30:00 +0000

Do you love romcoms featuring morally-bankrupt, privileged white people deceiving each other? Then you'll love this month's episode!

Get in the mood for Valentine's Day by watching Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson play garbage human beings and wondering why the hell Kathryn Hahn, Bebe Neuwirth, Thomas Lennon and Adam Goldberg don't have bigger roles.

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Starship Troopers (1997)

Sat, 07 Jan 2023 18:15:00 +0000

COME ON YOU APES, YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?! Well if you join the Mobile Infantry, probably not. This month we review the Paul Verhoeven sci-fi satire Starship Troopers.

With an authentically Argentinian cast including Casper van Dien, Denise Richards, Dina Meyer, Neil Patrick Harris, Clancy Brown, Jake Busey and Michael Ironside, you will definitely like to know more.

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The Santa Clause (1994)

Sun, 04 Dec 2022 11:00:00 +0000

This holiday season we're reviewing another Christmas movie with horrific existential implications, Disney's classic The Santa Clause

Starring Tim Allen, it's the story about a terrible father who inherits a curse to appease the capricious whims of his bloodthirsty son. Seriously. Have a listen to find out more!

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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1993)

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 07:00:00 +0000

It's morphin' time! This episode we go back to the beloved teens with attitude and their trusty robots vs. monsters show from the early 90s. The episodes we review have it all - bad dubbing, beetus bowls and chunky chickens. Seriously, to call this show campy would be an insult to camp.

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Hocus Pocus (1993)

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 12:00:00 +0000

Sisters!! In honor of Halloween and unnecessary sequels 30 years after the original, we're reviewing the Millennial nostalgia-bait Hocus Pocus.

Starring Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Najimy, this is one movie only a brainwashed child could love.

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Spider-Man (2002)

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Does whatever a Spider-Man can!

That's right, this episode we're taking a look the original Marvel juggernaut movie about your friendly neighborhood Arachnid-Person. Starring Toby Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Willem Dafoe, James Franco and J.K. Simmons, this movie showed an entire generation of moviegoers the amazing things the could do if they happen to get snacked on by a genetically-modified spider.

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Mission Impossible (1996)

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 14:00:00 +0000

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to listen to our review of the original Mission: Impossible movie. Adapted from the classic TV series, its theme song slaps harder than a disgruntled Oscars guest.

Starring Tom Cruise, Jon Voight, Jean Reno, Ving Rhames, Emilio Estevez and Vanessa Redgrave and directed by Brian de Palma, this movie has more mask reveals than you can shake a piece of exploding gum at.

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Shrek (2001)

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 07:00:00 +0000

It's the anti-fairytale that kicked off a cultural juggernaut: Shrek starring Mike Meyers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow. Prepare for adventure as Nick guides you from the eyeball-filled swamp, to the pleasantly-oppressive Duloc...and beyond! Along the way, Jules stands firmly for the plight of marginalized, bullied, and displaced fantasy creatures everywhere. Meanwhile, Jon relates a little too well with the oppressors.

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Deep Blue Sea (1999)

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This episode we're diving down into the Deep Blue Sea. The sharks can cure Alzheimer's. Samuel L. Jackson is awesome as always. Thomas Jane is secretly Aquaman. And LL Cool J has the best pet bird in film history.

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Postman Pat (1981/1991)

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 13:00:00 +0000

We're taking a holiday in the English countryside to ride along with Postman Pat (and his black and white cat)! Delivering disappointing parcels through the all-too-quiet village of Greendale, Pat interacts with all-too-pleasant residents Reverend Timms, Ted Glen, Mrs. Hubbard, and umm..."Sam Waldron", all of whom are part of an evil stop-motion scheme. Will Pat be able to uncover the truth, remove the curse affecting Greendale, and still complete his rounds? Only time will tell!

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Friends: Season 1 (1994)

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

We're skipping work for the day to grab some coffee with Friends! Stuffed with odd euphemisms and heavy sarcasm, it's the iconic sitcom that made Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer household names. So come along as we rediscover how to be there for you...if you know what we mean.

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Godzilla (1998)

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Roland Emmerich strikes again with 1998's Godzilla! The big, bad, sea monster has come to New York City and is ready to...start a family? Starring Matthew Broderick, Kevin Dunn, and Jean Reno, this baffling action flick really wants to make coffee funny. So grab a pile of fish and get ready for questionable takes on nuclear fallout, reptile biology, and what makes an island isolated.

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Independence Day (1996)

Fri, 01 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Today is our Independence Day...episode! Roland Emmerich clearly has a destroying America fetish, because this won't be the last movie he does it in. Starring Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman, Randy Quaid, Judd Hirsch, Adam Baldwin, Harvey Fierstein and Mae Whitman, this movie still slaps (aliens, that is) years later. Also, how many ways can Nick say "Vivica A. Fox"?

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Toy Story (1995)

Thu, 16 Jun 2022 08:31:04 +0000

It's Toy Story! Tom Hanks and Tim Allen star in this soft existential horror that's probably fundamental to your childhood. Join us in our attempt to understand why anyone likes Woody. Maybe it's the tea...

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Jurassic Park (1993)

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 11:30:00 +0000

We spared no expense making this episode. With Jurassic World Dominion coming out, we thought we'd go back and watch Steven Spielberg's original dino blockbuster.

Starring Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Richard Attenborough, Samuel L. Jackson and Wayne Knight, the special effects hold up surprisingly well.

Hold onto your butts...

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Legally Blonde (2001)

Fri, 20 May 2022 08:10:00 +0000

Exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy, and happy people just don't get into podcasting.

That's right, this episode we're reviewing the feature-length blonde joke Legally Blonde. It's the movie that made Reese Witherspoon a star, with Luke Wilson, Selma Blair, Victor Garber, Jennifer Coolidge and Ali Larter rounding out the cast. Plus *checks notes* -- Raquel Welch? That can't be right...

Seriously, they'll apparently let anyone into Harvard Law School.

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Baywatch: Rescue Bay (1994)

Fri, 06 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

We're finishing our anniversary with a return to the beach! In its fourth season, Baywatch gets meta before that was even a thing. Episode 18 "Rescue Bay" has Creepy Honeymoon Guy return to give Hoff and crew their greatest challenge yet... filming a show about lifeguards!

Join in as Baywatch literally tries to tell us why we like it. You'll also get to learn the many ways casting decisions strain relationships, and how kite string snaps your hold on reality!

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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 20:00:00 +0000

MORTAL KOMBAT!!! It's out anniversary episode, and to celebrate where it all began we're reviewing the sequel to our very first episode. With almost none of the original cast and cinematography clearly inspired by Power Rangers, there's so much craziness that we have to discuss. Enjoy!

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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)

Fri, 08 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

YER A WIZARD, HARRY! Yeah, yeah, we know it's supposed to be the Philosopher's Stone, but we live in America and legally we have to go with the butchered title.

The movie that put Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint on the map, it has an insane who's-who of British actors including Maggie Smith, Richard Harris, Alan Rickman, Robbie Coltrane, John Hurt and our favorite leprechaun Warwick Davis.

Join us on a magical journey where we find more evidence that it really is awesome to be a protagonist.

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Air Bud (1997)

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Millennial Rewind adds a little more madness to your March with Air Bud! This classic, featuring Michael Jeter and Bill Cobbs, tells the tale of a boy (who may or may not be in high school) trying to cope with loss in a town devoid of good pet diets, due process, and newspaper editors.

Oh, and a dog joins a basketball team for three minutes.

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Leprechaun (1993)

Sat, 12 Mar 2022 05:52:00 +0000

Grab your pots of gold and Irish stereotypes, it's time to review the camp-tactic horror film Leprechaun!

Starring Warwick Davis, this was Jennifer Aniston's first feature film before she was on Friends. It's the story of a movie slowly learning that it's OK to leave the basement set you overpaid for. And a murderous leprechaun.

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Batman & Robin (1997)

Fri, 25 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Sick of modern dark, gritty Batman movies? Journey back in time with us to an era when they were just cheesy, campy toy commercials with no artistic value as we review Batman & Robin.

Directed by Joel Schumacher, this was George Clooney's first major feature film. With Arnold Schwarzenegger, Uma Thurman, Alicia Silverstone and Chris O'Donnell, this movie has more terrible ice puns than you can shake a frozen stick at.

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Jackass: The Movie (2002)

Fri, 11 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

In this episode we ponder the age old question..."Why? I mean, just...WHY?!?!" It's Jackass: The Movie starring Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Wee Man, and the rest of the gang. Also special guests Henry Rollins, Tony Hawk, and Oscar-winning writer Spike Jonze?!

Come test your faith in humanity with Millennial Rewind's first documentary review. That's right, Jackass actually counts as a documentary!

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Groundhog Day (1993)

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

You're definitely going to want to listen to this episode, it's a DOOZY. This time around we're reviewing the 90s classic Groundhog Day.

Starring Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell, Chris Elliot and Stephen Tobolowsky, it's a feel-good horror movie (yes it is a horror movie, shut up) and probably the greatest holiday film of all time. Also, try and see if you can spot Michael Shannon.

So grab some rocky road ice cream and watch out for that puddle, it's time to go on a joyride with Punxsutawney Phil.

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Scream (1996)

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Do you like scary movies? With the new sequel coming out, Nick and Jon take a stab at the original horror movie homage/slasher comedy "Scream".

With an incredible cast including Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Matthew Lillard, Rose McGowan, Jamie Kennedy, Drew Barrymore and Skeet Ulrich (we finally learned who that is!), this is Wes Craven's love letter to classic slasher films.

So burn some stovetop popcorn and break out your finest corn syrup, let's do this thing.

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Resident Evil (2002)

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

We started this year with a Paul W.S. Anderson movie, and by golly we're going to end it with one. This episode we finally venture into the 2000s with the not-quite-an-adaptation of the hit video game Resident Evil.

Starring Milla Jovovich and Michelle Rodriguez, this movie takes us back to a time when the people actually trying to stop the spread of a deadly virus were considered the good guys. Ah, the good old days...

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The Matrix (1999)

Fri, 17 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Grab your fetish outfits and superfluous firearms, it's time to enter The Matrix. Directed by the Wachowskis and starring Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, and Laurence Fishburne, this movie blew minds with its revolutionary special effects back in the day.

Nick and Jon cut through the thick metaphors to see if it still holds up, and inadvertently discover who REALLY did 9/11.

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Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)

Fri, 03 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This episode, at Jon's insistence, we watched the Christmas so-called film Santa Claus: The Movie. It's the story of a movie searching for meaningful stakes or a compelling plot and failing miserably. Also something about Santa's origin story and a New York City orphan.

It's got John Lithgow as a sleazy toy tycoon, Dudley Moore (Arthur) as an elf that doesn't look like and elf, and David Huddleston (The Big Lebowski) as Santa Claus. This movie is so bad Nick and Jon are no longer friends.

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The Indian in the Cupboard (1995)

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Whelp, this episode was uncomfortable to make. We watched the 90s kids film The Indian in the Cupboard, the story of a young boy who gets a cupboard that turns toys into real people. With this power that no child should wield, he keeps a Native American man as a human pet. It only gets worse from there...

Given that Franz Oz, Frank Mashall and Kathleen Kennedy were involved with this movie, you think they'd have been able to get some better actors. Or pay for a better script.

We're joined by our hilarious buddy Art Hall. He's an actor, writer director and co-host of the podcasts "That Was Disappointing" and "Subversive Cinema". Check him out below:

That Was Disappointing…

www.thatwasdisappointing.com

Subversive Cinema

https://subversive-cinema.captivate.fm/listen

Art's Website

www.arthallonline.com

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Ghostbusters (1984)

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 07:00:00 +0000

When there's an 80s movie that you need reviewed, who you gonna call? Millennial Rewind!

This episode we review the undisputed comedy classic Ghostbusters. With an insanely talented cast including Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd, Harold Ramis, Sigourney Weaver, Ernie Hudson and Rick Moranis, if you haven't quoted this movie you've probably been living under a rock.

Dan Akroyd talking about his belief in the supernatural while marketing his vodka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwJmNaR_4hk

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The Addams Family (1991)

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Cara mia! This week we review the creepy and kooky 90s revival of The Addams Family. With a star-studded cast including Anjelica Huston, Raul Julia, Christopher Lloyd and Christina Ricci, this movie is an absolute gem. Seriously, we spend half the episode quoting Morticia.

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Goldeneye (1995)

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This episode we get suave and sophisticated with the first of Pierce Brosnan's James Bond films, Goldeneye. For many Millennials, this was their first 007 movie, as well at their favorite Nintendo 64 game.

Does it hold up after all this time? Probably about as well as the N64 game... You'll see.

Also, Rob Boffard joins us again to have a little more of his childhood ruined forever.

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The Sopranos: Season 1 (1999)

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Just in time for The Many Saints of Newark, this episode we review the first season of the groundbreaking prestige drama series The Sopranos.

With an incredible cast led by the late, great James Gandolfini and Edie Falco, this show redefined what TV could be. Can three nobody podcast hosts find anything to make fun of in this amazing show?

Grab some gabagool and listen to find out!

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Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)

Fri, 10 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This episode we review the live-action Disney film Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey, the story of three pets running through the woods and not much else.

Michael J. Fox plays a dog, Sally Field plays a cat, and Robert Hays (Striker from Airplane!) plays "you're not my real dad!"

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She's All That (1999)

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Take off your glasses and forget how stairs work, because this episode we're reviewing the late-90s rom-com She's All That.

Get nostalgic over the Sixpence None the Richer song Kiss Me, and marvel at this movie's insane cast including Freddie Prinze Jr., Rachael Leigh Cook, Matthew Lillard, Paul Walker, Dulé Hill, Usher, Gabrielle Union, Lil' Kim, Kevin Pollak, Tim Matheson, Elden Henson, and *checks notes*... Oscar winner Anna Paquin?

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Candyman (1992)

Fri, 13 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week, we review the early-90s horror film Candyman, based on the short story by Clive Barker. Starring Tony Todd and Virginia Madsen, most people think that it's about the power of urban legends and a commentary on race and class. However, sophisticated viewers know it's really about Ted Raimi continuing his exploration of the erogenous zones of the 90s.

Also, feel free to play this episode's drinking game where you take a shot every time we mispronounce "Cabrini Green" (don't do this, you'll die).

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G.I. Joe: Season 1 (1985)

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

WITH A MIDNIGHT RACE!!! This is one of the many crazy lines you'll hear in this episode. Join the guys as they review the 80s kids toy commercial G.I. Joe.

Jules and Jon have a blast, and Nick insults the childhoods of two-thirds of this podcast's target audience. It's a bold move, we'll see if it pays off.

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Space Jam (1996)

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Come on and SLAM! This week the guys review the 90s classic Space Jam. This movie pairs up Michael Jordan with the Looney Tunes to play a basketball game against aliens in order to save Bugs Bunny and the gang from, uh, slavery...

Joining us this week is author Rob Boffard (AKA Jackson Ford) as our first ever guest. Marvel as Rob slowly breaks down and has his childhood ruined. Also, Nick screws up his last name despite being told several times how to say it correctly.

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Top Gun (1986)

Fri, 02 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week, the guys take you to the Danger Zone and review the 80s military recruitment film Top Gun. It's got all the fighter action you crave and enough shirtless dudes to turn the Cold War hot.

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Predator (1987)

Fri, 18 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week, the guys review the classic Arnold Schwarzenegger action sci-fi film Predator. Between the hip-fired machine guns, the gradually disappearing shirts and midair arm wrestling, it's pretty much guaranteed to turn you into a Sexual Tyrannosaurus.

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Baywatch: Season 3 (1992) - Part 2

Fri, 04 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The show so nice we did it twice. This time around the guys review some regular episodes from Baywatch, and in the process learn about 90s erogenous zones and the power of basketball to solve brutal murders.

Also, Jon forgets how the show's opening formula works, and Jules mixes up the intros for The Odd Couple and Sanford and Son while Nick fails spectacularly at realizing this.

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Baywatch: Season 3 (1992)

Fri, 21 May 2021 09:00:00 +0000

In this episode, the guys review the two-part Season 3 premiere of Baywatch that introduced Pamela Anderson. It's got the Deliverance crossover you didn't know you needed, and apparently all LA County lifeguards are undercover Navy SEALs.

***More dated COVID references. We're going to stop doing this, we promise.***

LA County lifeguards make over $200k a year: https://abc7.com/lifeguard-pay-los-angeles-county-how-much-do-la-lifeguards-make-forbes-reporter/10464500/

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Small Soldiers (1998)

Fri, 07 May 2021 09:00:00 +0000

This week we review the pun-tastic 90s kids movie Small Soldiers with Tommy Lee Jones, Kirsten Dunst and Denis Leary. Jules reveals his secret chicken-finding powers, Nick gets weird about tank representation and Jon can't even with Act Three. **We recorded this weeks before release, so vaccine references might be out of date.**

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Rugrats: Season 1 (1991)

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 09:00:00 +0000

The guys take you back to the Golden Age of Nickelodeon and review some of their favorite episodes from the first season of the hit 90s kids show, Rugrats. We're just glad our parents paid more attention to us than Tommy's did.

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Mortal Kombat (1995)

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 09:00:00 +0000

Just in time for the new movie, the guys break down one of the best video game movie adaptations of all time, Mortal Kombat. And honestly, that's not saying much.

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Welcome to Millennial Rewind! (Intro)

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 09:00:00 +0000

Welcome to Millennial Rewind. Each episode, hosts Nick, Jules and Jon take a not-so-sentimental look at the movies and TV shows that were around when Millennials were growing up.

In this brief intro episode we tell you a bit about the show, what our dynamic is like and do our best to convince you not to listen.

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