Dave & Darren's Top Five Things

Walk The Bat

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 21:51:00 +0000

Dave wants us to believe Chili and Cinnamon Rolls is a thing. Florida man attempts to conceal drugs in his fat rolls.

Off To The Pigeon Races

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 21:27:21 +0000

Blaming the dog for your own flatulence is a jerk move. A bidding war broke out over a racing pigeon. That moon rock was just petrified wood.

Geese And Ravens And Badgers (Oh My!)

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 22:56:09 +0000

We learn about the Native American Zodiac and Darren chimes in on Reddit's AITA.

It Was The BURST Of Times?!?

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 13:16:17 +0000

Was this podcast written by monkeys? No. There's election fraud in the New Zealand Bird of the Year contest. Who will replace Alex Trebeck?

Female Sandwich Inspector

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 01:36:44 +0000

The Toy Hall of Fame announced the Class of 2020. The Chicken Sandwich Wars are about to have a new combatant.

Election Day Spooktacular 2020

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 00:13:32 +0000

Walmart is firing their robots. Jon Lester spent a ton of money on beer this weekend.

The Russian Abe Froman

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 21:16:21 +0000

Someone thought Play-Doh that smells like coffee and Mom Jeans was a good thing. Russia's "Sausage King" was killed in his sauna with a crossbow.

The Full Contact Leopard Encounter

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 18:21:33 +0000

Florida Man pays $150 to have his face eaten by a leopard. They're postponing the Cheese Championships. Rat filled sinkholes are an issue in NYC.

Crockpot Drama

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 22:00:20 +0000

Some of these Crockstars need to be taken down a peg or two! Finally SOMEONE says it!

Svengoolie

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 11:40:25 +0000

A family vacation stalls when detectives alert a woman that her husband was going to kill her. Rich Koz joins us to talk about Frankenstein Vs The Wolfman.

Thai Python's Flying Toilet

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 22:03:04 +0000

Fishermen are asking a real life mermaid to knock it off. Santa won't be getting the vaccine before the rest of us.

Florida Lawyer Needs Another Florida Lawyer

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 10:03:00 +0000

Qubi is done. It turns out DYI castration in an Oklahoma cabin in the woods is a bad idea.

Ranch Boy And The Underwater Terminator

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 20:16:19 +0000

The Great Pumpkin won't be on regular TV this year and Darren has some questions about the Terminator Franchise.

Get Rich Quick Flipping Huge Skeletons

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 21:02:49 +0000

People are getting rich quick flipping giant skeletons. Authorities have broken up a million dollar flying squirrel smuggling operation.

The Robots of Hazzard

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 16:18:01 +0000

We've got an update on that insane Anchorage story. Sharon Stone is done dating and Spank has a gig on the West Coast.

Ghost Pepper Donuts & Bacon Masks

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 22:51:35 +0000

Would people be more likely to wear masks if they were made out of bacon? Things are getting CRAZY in Alaska.

The Investment Sandwich

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 20:45:06 +0000

Any tears today? There's new rules for the Moon and exciting opportunities in the fast food futures game.

Patron Saint And The McRib

Tue, 13 Oct 2020 11:59:22 +0000

Millennials take a lot of abuse but one of them is close to becoming a saint. Darren has McRib thoughts to share.

Tippecanoe And Tyler's Grandson Too

Fri, 09 Oct 2020 16:59:20 +0000

The grandson of our nation's 10th President has passed away. Darren wants KFC to bring back their rolls and Dave wants to find a T-Rex.

A Few Broken Cookies

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 22:13:40 +0000

Darren has an important consumer tip for a Michigan grocery store. Turkey farmers are adjusting for our upcoming weird Thanksgiving.

Sexy Mail In Ballot

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 16:57:25 +0000

On this episode of Dave & Darren's Top Five things we're talking about topical Halloween costumes, randy pizza delivery guys and WiFi enabled chastity devices.

What A Way To Make A Livin'

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 00:16:29 +0000

Dolly Parton might pose for Playboy and squirrels are starting to eat cheeseburgers.

Do It For The Gram

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 16:25:30 +0000

Conan The Barbarian is getting a TV show. We're facing the end of Spicy McNuggets. An Australian politician suggest kids give up the beach in favor of back breaking work for the selfies.

The Trucker Salute

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 21:38:36 +0000

The DVD player and iPad in the back seat of you car might be damaging morale on our nation's highways. Darren still hasn't watched The Other Guys.

I Wanna Be A Prison Baby

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 10:44:41 +0000

Get ready for an all new season of Prison Break with a tale of a helicopter skyjacking. We also discuss baseball pranks and shrimp cocktails...IN SPACE!

Professor In An Elevator

Mon, 28 Sep 2020 18:06:20 +0000

Oh, good morning, Professor! Going dooooooown? Today's episode finds us discussing shark livers, gorilla alarms and the Internet of Things.

A Mutual Disdain Based On Respect

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 17:15:25 +0000

Lots of guest stars on this episode, plus we discuss Halloween candy, mud baths and how to save money while visiting Vietnam.

Free Donkey Ride

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 09:35:33 +0000

Steal a bull, get a free naked donkey ride. We also learn about the deadly hazards of...black licorice?!?

But Can She Play An Instrument?

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 11:54:40 +0000

This episode features marital rating cards, our return to the moon and a sandwich that has half-eaten by Richard Nixon.

That Chipmunk Isn't ALL Bad

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 16:37:06 +0000

An NFL player accidentally gave a fan his wedding ring. Police are looking for a chipmunk that held up a pharmacy at gunpoint.

Feral Pig Bomb

Mon, 21 Sep 2020 22:04:35 +0000

Because there wasn't enough to worry about, the government is warning us about killer super pigs.

He Can't Play The Piano

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 17:40:30 +0000

A California man is suing Starbucks for injuries he claims were caused by their tea. Dave's still trying to close the beaches.

Betty Davis We Love You

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 22:38:58 +0000

The TP shortage forced stores to import from Mexico. And the Hoverboard Dentist is going to jail for 12 years.

We Need To Destroy 7 Billion Tickets

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 18:18:18 +0000

Chuck E. Cheese has a ticket problem on their hands. An East Coast beer may been on local shelves next year. We've got breaking fried chicken news.

Superman And Robin

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 02:00:35 +0000

Adam West IS Superman? Carol Baskin can't dance but OJ actually played pretty well today.

The Haunted Toilet Is Here

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 10:08:48 +0000

We've got an update on that lock of President Lincoln's hair plus a request to dig up Warren G. Harding and a Japanese folk tale about a haunted bathroom.

Robot Promises and Shark Netting

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 21:32:09 +0000

Good news! We don't have to worry about a robots rising up to kill us because one of them wrote a letter to the editor and promised they won't do it. Sharks on the other hand...

Ellen's Game Of House Traps

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 23:03:22 +0000

Working for Ellen at home sounds like a nightmare. Stealing copper from a live wire ends badly.

Dear Mr. Tinder

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 21:56:00 +0000

Jerry Lewis didn't care where the money came from. Sweet Eileen used to torment the Telethon. Tinder banned a user because he photoshopped a Baby Yoda on his pic.

They Call Me Mr. Ding Dong

Fri, 04 Sep 2020 01:18:46 +0000

A WWII Vet is going to get the Juicy Fruit coffin he's always dreamed of. An Australian has invented a new side hustle: Coffin Confessor.

I'd Like To Speak To The Manager

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 14:26:47 +0000

It's long past time we retire the "speak to the manager" routine. "Dancing With The Stars" will feature a contestant who may have killed her husband.

The Corn Dodger

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 10:46:32 +0000

Jetpacks are flying too close to airports, honeybee venom may help cure breast cancer and Abe Lincoln had a sweet tooth.

Like A Cigar

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 21:50:52 +0000

Dave thinks he wants to join the kayak cult. A West Virginia man wants TO BE A BABY!

Autopilot Lion Attack

Sat, 29 Aug 2020 03:17:35 +0000

On this episode we meet a man who calls himself the Indiana Jones of the Dutch Art World.

Family Matters

Thu, 27 Aug 2020 17:58:10 +0000

One today's show we talked about video games, high end peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and a couple of guys who loved their mothers.

Dinky Ones

Wed, 26 Aug 2020 23:46:00 +0000

We're back (after dealing with some equipment issues and skipping audio)with tales of new dating apps, German speed cameras and coconut religions. Enjoy!

Bicycle Bob Rides Again

Sat, 15 Aug 2020 13:28:42 +0000

A 95-year-old bicyclist just rode his 100,000th mile. Darren's not impressed.