The David Eagle Podcast

Shine Up Your Oboe And Skin Out Your Pumpum

Fri, 08 May 2026 00:35:11 +0000

This week, more innovative games and challenges for you to get involved in. We discuss imperial measurements, I wonder around a park talking about my genitals, there’s a lengthy dissection of the traditional folk song Matty Groves, and I inadvertently sabotage another comedian’s gig with some unintended slapstick. I'll get around to writing a desff

Featuring Felicity Finch (AKA Ruth From The Archers) And The Unthanks

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 19:51:23 +0000

In November we (The Young’uns) hosted an event in Middlesbrough to celebrate our fortieth birthdays and twenty years gigging together. This week’s podcast features a little interview we did with one of our famous fans, Felicity Finch, who plays Ruth in BBC Radio 4’s The Archers. There’s also an appearance from North East folk band The Unthanks, who treat us to a very surprising performance, giving us an exclusive sneak preview of their exciting new album.

Cockney Gospel

Fri, 24 Apr 2026 14:28:25 +0000

This week we meet The Jesus Geezers, a cockney gospel band. Ellie has a weird dream about me and Billy Bragg. I unearth my childhood diaries. And I recount my unusual experience with an A-list celebrity in a cupboard.

Door Dramas, pool panic, and Prepubescent Paranormal Perplexities

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 16:05:57 +0000

Ellie and I return with semi-regular feature spammer time. There’s the clockwork-regular contribution from star pupil Olivia. Tales of door-based debacles and rude awakenings involving guns, explosions, sirens, and a duck. Plus paranormal experiences involving kids and a cat. I narrowly avoid being punched, and I inadvertently cause chaos in a swimming pool and get myself into hot water with some peeved parents. And of course it’s the reveal of our boundary-pushing mystery sound contest.

Featuring Jason Donovan And An Arse-scratching Squirrel

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:50:15 +0000

This week, I have an odd experience at a urinal. I blind a computer programmer. Ellie has a medical mishap. There’s a poem from the perspective of a piece of chewing gum. We take a walk in the park where we chat about my meeting with Jason Donovan, plus there’s more goose news, and we meet an arse-scratching squirrel; you’ll have to listen to discover if the squirrel is scratching its own arse, or the backside of me or Ellie. We’ve been looking after our ten-year-old nephew this weekend and it’s certainly been eventful. We have our first listener complaint and I enlist the services of Frank Skinner to defend my honour. Our street becomes embroiled in a bin-based drama. Plus, in yet another example of paradigm shifting podcasting, there’s a mystery sound competition. And more chat about Vegetables, Biscuits, Birds And Le Creuset.

Chapters:

(00:00:00) Coming Up, Plus Some Toilet Humour

(00:01:58) The Bastard Thing’s Crashed!

(00:20:48) William The Conqueror And The NHS Phone Service

(00:30:51) From Booing To Chewing

(00:34:57) Featuring Jason Donovan, Some Goose News, And An Arse-scratching Squirrel

(00:50:07) Listener Complaint

(01:04:52) Weird Woman At Gig

(01:09:01) Mystery Sound Competition And Some Street Drama

(01:23:18) More Chat About Vegetables, Biscuits, Birds And Le Creuset

Barbers, Biscuits And Birds

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 15:40:09 +0000

Ellie’s fame is on the rise, and she receives a potential new career opportunity. I am surprised to find myself doing a stand up gig in a sex club, which was a very weird experience indeed. This week’s games involve guessing vegetables, identifying birds, and more biscuit-based fun. Ellie has an encounter with another blind man. A trip to the barbers gets unexpectedly political and also sexual. I’ve got some gossip involving Jasper Carrott and Iron Maiden, and there’s another surprise song in the park.

Chapters

(00:00:00) - The Intro Bit

(00:02:37) - Ellie’s Fifteen Seconds Of Fame

(00:09:43) - I Find Myself Performing In A Sex Club

(00:26:22) - Guess The Vegetable

(00:31:06) - Ellie’s Tram Drama

(00:33:33) - Brazen Barber Banter

(00:54:40) - Jasper Carrott, Iron Maiden, Le Creuset And Sonic The Hedgehog

(01:12:42) - Professional Window Doodler

Pom Pom Nipples

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 17:35:39 +0000

Ellie sees an odd and intriguing tattoo. I experience a footwear farce. I get accidentally insulted by an enthusiastic audience member. Ellie has more shelf news. I attempt to create a dance hit by sampling the radio. My recent stand up gig takes a very unexpected turn. We hear once again from the Nottingham swingers, and one of our regulars, Olivia, is back, and she’s got thoughts and a challenge.

Warning: Contains Pelvic Thrusting.

Chapters:

(00:00:00) – The Bit where I Tell You what’s Coming Up

(00:01:42) - Footwear Farce, Tattoo Talk and More Shelf News

(00:16:15) - A Silly Song, a Wee Chat and a Walk

(00:22:50) - Weaponised Blind Kids

(00:26:58) - Home Taping Is Making Music

(00:30:47) - I Am Alan! Custodian of the Light!

(00:42:38) - Swingers Revisited and Olivia’s Challenge

(01:01:01) - Amazing Feet

I Smell Woman

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 22:27:57 +0000

A comedy gig is derailed by a soap opera style scandal. My park walk this week takes an unexpected turn, as I come into contact with some errant drama students. I sing a song about a sexually frisky dog, and take you on a dramatic London adventure, involving a flirtatious train traveller and an incident at the National Portrait Gallery. Ellie celebrates International Women’s Day with some feminist-themed book recommendations. There’s another example of a technological regression masquerading as technological progression. I inadvertently insult a divorcee and confuse an audience with a non sequitur about apple crumble. Find out what Ellie’s been doing to cause her thighs to ache, and how I’ve been keeping Ellie’s mother up at night. Plus we revisit our feature Ellie skinner’s ON The Shelf, and play a variety of surprise games.

If you'd like to see the video of me being humped by a dog, you can find it here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnJWxV4gFxQ&t=17s

Stick Man Oh Stick Man, Beware of the Goose

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 13:00:25 +0000

I get rather lost in a park, where I commentate on a tennis match and have a Whitney Houston-based encounter. We have stand-up clips from Bradford and Doncaster. We’re in London, listening in to conversations between sweary students and argumentative pensioners. There’s a new feature, Ellie Skinner’s On the Shelf, and the return of the catchily named Technological Regression Masquerading As Technological Progression. And yet another guide dog story.

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - Innuendo, Electrodes, and George Ezra

(00:04:48) - In the Park, Talking to My Nipples

(00:26:28) - In Bradford With an Antisocial Woman

(00:35:22) - In London With Sweary Students and Argumentative Pensioners

(00:40:39) - In Doncaster With an Arrogant and Incompetent Comedian

(00:58:10) - Ellie Skinner’s On the Shelf

(01:03:25) - Technological Regression Masquerading as Technological Progression: I Wanna Take You to the Game Bar

(01:09:04) - The Guide Dog and the Plumber

Forgive Me Daddy, I’ve Been a Bad Boy

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 12:12:37 +0000

We scientifically validate whether Ellie was happier on her wedding day or on her trip to Ramsay Street in our feature Neighbours or Nuptials. It’s the return of Cassette Roulette, where I make a rather shocking and harrowing find. Ellie teaches me a new activity in the bedroom and tells us about the time she was a stripper. I head to Bath, where I follow Nigel Farage. We go on another crime-solving walk and experience a near miss at the hands of some Hillsborough hoodlums. There’s another guide-dog story, and I get an unexpected house call.

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - It’s Tosh Time!

(00:03:12) - Neighbours or Nuptials

(00:14:19) - Bizarre Bottle-Based Behaviour in Bath

(00:24:33) - Another Guide-Dog Story While Washing the Dishes

(00:30:50) - Ellie Was a Stripper and a Song About a Chicken

(00:37:00) - Please Forgive Me Daddy, I’ve Been a Bad Boy (00:54:42) - Cassette Roulette and Tangents About UK Garage, Dentists, and Bread Makers

(01:16:20) - Spicy Spells and Religious Rounds

In the Bath With Guns N. Roses and Vera Lynn (Feb 12-18)

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 12:50:29 +0000

We are approached by the daughter of a dictator in Spammer Time. Join me in the bath for an explosive experience, and I conduct an experiment involving cold water and Vera Lynn. I’ve been back on the dark web to unearth some lost musical treasures, and this time it’s an unheard gem from Guns N. Roses. We go for a walk to try and thwart a murder. There’s a couple of stories about guide dogs, and we read a few of your comments and listen to some rather weird phone messages.

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - It Started With a Blow

(00:04:52) - Spammer Time: The Dictator’s Daughter

(00:10:15) - In the Bath With Guns N. Roses and Vera Lynn

(00:26:47) - Guide Dog Stories

(00:31:08) - Guns N. Roses: Welcome to the Bathtub

(00:36:33) - Shakespeare in the Kitchen

(00:47:34) - The Walking Detective

(01:01:06) - Tonsils, Teeth, and Tossing

Pensioner on the Pull: Featuring Special Guests Emanuel, Piss Nose, and Dribble (Feb 5-11)

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 12:00:01 +0000

My gig in Somerset takes an unexpected turn when a heckling pensioner becomes rather flirtatious. Ellie has a run-in with a call centre scammer and is assaulted by a roast dinner on the streets of Sheffield. New exciting features include the catchily named Technological Regression Masquerading As Technological Progression, and What’s That Biscuit. Plus, more 100% accurate celebrity impressions from Ellie.

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - Food Farce, Flatulence, and Flirting

(00:16:38) - The Reek of Geek

(00:35:38) - Scammer Time

(00:39:10) - Technological Regression Masquerading as Technological Progression

(00:44:40) - Happy Hardcore Dishwashing

(00:49:52) - David Eagle: The Cartoon

(00:52:50) - Mogrosides and Matrimonial Musings

What Do You Get When You Cross Little Richard with Spike Milligan?

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 07:45:26 +0000

From the podcast that brought you the exclusive first plays from Gina G and Lou Bega, this week we hear an unreleased song from Little Richard as he pays homage to his hero, Spike Milligan.

We feature clips from The Young'uns live at Middlesbrough Town Hall and Winchester Cathedral. Join me for some meditation with a twist, play along with Ellie's Fame Game, and, to prove that we do listen to your feedback, we finally bring you into our bed.

Chapter Markers

(00:00:00) Jan 29 - Join Us In Bed

(00:11:58) Jan 30 - Meditation With A Humorous Twist

(00:15:09) Jan 31 - Enter The Mind Of Tutti Frutti Sue

(00:19:41) Feb 1 - Out Of The Bath And Into The Cathedral

(00:33:01) Feb 2 - Little Richard And Spike Milligan On The Dark Web

(00:35:55) Feb 3 - Strange Post-Gig Encounters

(00:40:47) Feb 4 - Ellie's Fame Game

Ellie becomes embroiled in a gambling scam In Laos(Jan 22-28)

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 07:45:32 +0000

This week’s podcast features confusing conversations with computers. Henry II and Simon Cowell have a difference of opinion regarding the musical merits of farting. My idiosyncratic performance of Flight Of the Bumblebee gets a cold reception. And Ellie goes to Laos, where she meets with Dominic Monaghan who’s recovering from an altercation with a lizard, and becomes embroiled in a gambling scam.

Chapters

(00:00:00) Jan 22 - Two-take Wonder

(00:06:36) Jan 23 - King Henry II, Simon Cowell, And Farting

(00:19:46) Jan 24 - Exorcist Runner

(00:34:30) Jan 25 - Gaslit By A Computer

(00:52:40) Jan 26 - Bottle Banter

(00:59:04) Jan 27 - Kitchen Sink Drama

(01:07:52) Jan 28 - Ellie Becomes Embroiled In A Gambling Scam In Laos

Featuring The Exclusive First Play Of Lou Bega’s Mambo No. 6 (Jan 15-21)

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 07:45:58 +0000

This week we share anecdotes about Louis van Gaal, Miles Jupp, Elis James, John Robins, Fern Brady and George Ezra. We join Bob Dylan in a youth hostel, and we receive an email from Lou Bega, with his brand new song. Plus Ellie tries to contact Joe Cocker, but to no avail, because he’s been dead for twelve years.

Chapters

(00:00:00) Jan 15 - ON A Plane With Louis van Gaal

(00:13:17) Jan 16 - Fern Brady Didn’t Look At My Crotch

(00:21:52) Jan 17 - IN A Youth Hostel With Bob Dylan

(00:28:40) Jan 18 - An Email From Lou Bega

(00:33:52) Jan 19 - I’ve Got a Hole IN My Hooter

(00:41:28) Jan 20 - What’s The Time Mr Eagle?

(00:48:14) Jan 21 - Ellie Tries To Contact Joe Cocker

Widowed Women Shouting At Bees - Jan 8-15

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 07:45:57 +0000

You rejoin us in the middle of our holiday in Marrakesh, where we become dramatically stranded in a ford, meet a funky imam, and pit three Moroccan teas against each other in our first non-European Herbal Tea Of The Week.

Plus, I perform for a group of swingers, get attacked by two birds, and have another interesting backside-related experience—those three things aren’t related. We also enter the world of Angela, from the song Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega.

Chapters:

(00:00:00) Jan 8 - Ford Farce

(00:16:38) Jan 9 - Funky Imam

(00:28:00) Jan 10 - Herbal Tea Of The Week From Marrakesh

(00:41:40) Jan 11 - Enter The Mind Of Angela

(00:48:18) Jan 12 - Paradise Studios

(00:52:47) Jan 13 - In Which I Perform For A Group Of Swingers

(01:00:16) Jan 13 - Shit The Bed

Snort The Lemon Bath Bomb And Dance To The Honking Geese – Jan 1-7

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 20:09:44 +0000

We’re back. The plan is to record something every day and then release weekly.

This week: Join me in the bath with a pair of geese, a call to my bank takes a sordid and confusing turn, and Ellie and I have some weird massage experiences. Plus, we go abroad, but I don’t know where we’re going.

Find out where we land and what we do in the first in a new weekly series of The David Eagle Podcast. It’s better than a bald head.

Chapters:

(00:00:00) Jan 1 - Better Than a Bald Head

(00:06:50) Jan 2 - In The Bath With Two Geese

(00:17:27) Jan 3 - The Backside Massage

(00:26:41) Jan 4 - Wash It, Dry It, Smash It

(00:33:29) Jan 5 - The Eagle Has Landed. But where?

(00:43:21) Jan 6 - Human Baklava

(00:54:22) Jan 7 - Henna Hassle

Live From A Nuclear Bunker in Slovakia. Fun Absolutely Guaranteed

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 17:42:02 +0000

The David Eagle Podcast returns with a bumper bunker-based Herbal Tea Of The Week, as we visit a tea house in Slovakia, situated in a bomb shelter. Six teas from six different countries go to war, but which one will be triumphant. Plus we talk about various recent stand up comedy gigs, including playing to a room of screaming, crying babies, performing for the military, and a surprisingly harrowing experience in Coleshill, Birmingham. And we conclude matters with a lovely little Slovakian soundscape. Enjoy, and we promise to be back a lot sooner than twenty-seven months.

Merry Gigsmas

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 16:33:25 +0000

Last weekend The Young'uns did a very mini Christmas tour and here is a compilation of clips from those gigs, in a podcast hilariously titled Merry Gigsmas.

The Wedding

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 12:37:00 +0000

We weren't planning on playing clips from our wedding on the podcast, primarily because we thought it would be boring for you: "I do" "I Will" "to have and to hold" etc etc. But then the wedding turned out to be a bit more exciting than anticipated. Listen to find out why.

Liz Truss Alarm clock

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 12:11:36 +0000

We head back thirty years to my eighth birthday in Cassette Roulette; we learn about a mad Victorian scientist's experiments with monkey testicles in Ellie Skinner's Weekly Animal Penis fact; and we visit Biscuit And brew Tea House in Nottingham for Herbal Tea Of The week. Plus I reveal the Fine Young Cannibals' dirty little secret, we hear of a highly unusual fetish and I collaborate with two twelve-year-old girls to create a death metal song.

Featuring Matthew Crampton and The Reincarnated Soul Of Little Richard As a Panda

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 07:32:00 +0000

We're joined by our good friend, the velvet voiced author and
raconteur Matthew Crampton. He hosts our first animal penis fact quiz,
live from Folk East Festival in Suffolk. He also accompanies us on our
London tea based adventure for a multifaceted Herbal Tea Of The Week.
Plus there's a very weird Spammer time courtesy of eliza carthy and yet another
harrowing journey story.

Mr. Pie And The Cryogenics

Thu, 18 Aug 2022 12:02:00 +0000

This week's The David Eagle Podcast is all over the place, in both senses of the phrase. I return from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival having met some interesting characters including a chatty undertaker and a teenager in the woods with a rather confusing proposition. I have a near-death experience in Loughborough, cause chaos in a swimming pool in Sheffield, and Herbal Tea Of The week comes live from Tea Sutra Teahouse in Newcastle. IN Cassette Roulette we meet Mr Pie, and Ellie learns some harsh home truths in our feature spammer time.

Grant Baynham

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 19:49:00 +0000

This week we celebrate the life of one of my musical comedy heroes, Grant Baynham, who passed away on July 29th. Here you can spend forty minutes in his company as he regales us with songs, stories and silliness, plus he even takes part in everyone's favourite feature, Herbal Tea Of The week.

Why In Tarnation Are You Dressed As An Austrian Shepherdess?

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 14:31:00 +0000

We're back in the studio with the return of regular features. Spammer time, where we meet a rather flirtatious IT teacher; Cassette Roulette provides us with some very weird and intriguing 90s radio clips, and Ellie Skinner's Weekly Animal Penis Fact turns its attention on the fox. Plus, another harrowing journey story, I become a role model for kids and we discover my unusual stage walk-on ritual.

Gig Diary 1. Introducing Jimmy, The Pornographic Audiobook Recording Fetish Club Blues Singer

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 13:54:00 +0000

Come with me on a comedy road trip as I travel From Hull down to Brighton, performing comedy to pensioners, students and even a room full of babies. Step this way for jokes, anecdotes, an array of highly unusual heckles, plus a collection of colourful characters including a very keen doorman, an unscrupulous cemetery officer, a B&B owner with a penchant for pranks, and of course Jimmy the pornographic audiobook recording fetish club blues singer of birmingham.

Out With The Old (2021 Podcast Highlights) Part 2

Sat, 01 Jan 2022 10:00:00 +0000

Happy new year. Here's part 2 of our podcast that features some highlights from 2021. Two animal themed quizzes starring folk musician Alex Cumming and comedian Paul Silky White; my dance hit inspired by an angry Australian bloke shouting about his penis; the story of my first foray into stand up comedy at the age of five; and a very weird radio show from my fourteen-year-old self.

Feel free to chuck some pennies into our podcast PayPal pot at davideagle.co.uk

Out With The Old (2021 Podcast Highlights) Part 1

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 01:02:00 +0000

A selection of podcast highlights from 2021. Spot popping, Princess Margaret erotica, Phil Nichol plays an adult quiz "courtesy" of our anti-social neighbours; there's an epic, surreal military-based drama, weird Christian music, and more.

Part 2 is released New Year's Day.

Feel free to chuck some pennies into our Podcast PayPal pot at davideagle.co.uk

Happy new year.

Christmas 2021

Sat, 18 Dec 2021 13:56:00 +0000

It's our Christmas podcast, featuring a Christmas Miracle courtesy of a seasonal Spammer Time, some ramshackle Christmas rapping, a Christmas quiz (with a special guest), A Christmassy cassette Roulette, Christmas animal Penis facts, a festive Herbal Tea Of The week, and lots more.

Why Is There A Norwegian Architect In My Bed?

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 16:36:00 +0000

It's quite a quiz-heavy podcast this week. Test your 90s music knowledge, are you more intelligent than the average listener to a late night Teesside radio quiz show? And can you deduce the film that I am recreating with my incredible acting skills? Other questions included in this week's podcast: why is there a Norwegian architect in my bed? Are there any teenagers called Nigel? And have you ever made love in a swimming pool? There's more genital talk courtesy of Ellie Skinner's Weekly Animal Penis Fact and a rather strange genital-based Spammer Time.

Oh Pussy cat, What have you done? Oh Cursed Beast, Why Do You Come?

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 19:17:00 +0000

Nowadays David Eagle is a respected and indeed revered songwriter, with such classic hits to his name as Killing My Dog for Satan and What A C**t. This week we get an insight into his songwriting genius as we listen into the process of his fifteen year old self creating a new song from scratch. This is a must-listen for budding songwriters, or even established songwriters looking to up their game. Plus of course there's more animal penis facts (as is our duty) , a disturbing spam email and Ellie tries her hand at gangster rap.

Nocturnal Noises And Perfect Pooping

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 15:37:00 +0000

David has an awkward pistachio nut based incident with comedian Tom wrigglesworth. We receive a video from a listener featuring some rather odd night-time noises which may or may not be inspired by my anecdote on last week's podcast about the time I accidentally made a sex tape. Plus more odd spam emails and a new exciting feature with a new exciting jingle.

Prokofiev's On The stereo, Things Are Getting steamy!

Sun, 24 Oct 2021 21:56:00 +0000

Join me in the kitchen for two tales of tube-based altercation, and the story of that time I made an accidental sex tape.

The Kardashians In Cumbria, Captioning Confusion and Cold Cuppa Culminations

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 13:14:00 +0000

Featuring Boney M news, a very moving tribute to John Challis. A triplet of teas culminates our Herbal Tea Of The Week series, but only one tea can be crowned king of the cold brews. Plus more desultory DJing, captioning confusion and a cornucopia of characters, including our new Australian podcast producer and the return of Tom from the 90s Ford Jennings North East radio commercial.

What Do You Get When You Cross Frank Spencer With a Labrador Retriever?

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 21:06:00 +0000

Can a monitor lizard love you? Can trains fly? And what do you get when you cross frank Spencer with a Labrador Retriever? It might well be our cold brew series, but nevertheless things are really hotting up in Herbal Tea Of The week. Plus eccentric DJing, weird radio commercials, unusual impressions, and a story about a dog infiltrating our theatre show

Spatula Spanker

Mon, 06 Sep 2021 01:01:00 +0000

We are invited to join the illuminati, Ellie gets into a street fight, and we receive some surreal sex education from a weird old woman.

Featuring A Surprise Appearance From Boycie

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 10:17:00 +0000

More train travel tribulations, a nerdy shoutout, a disturbing infomercial, the FBI get in touch, and how will this week's cold brew herbal tea fare?

Cruel Britannia

Mon, 09 Aug 2021 21:47:00 +0000

At 11pm on Saturday 31st July I was turfed out onto the street by Britannia Sachas Hotel in Manchester, despite having booked and paid for a room. They had sold my room on to someone else at a higher cost. Last week I devised a plan to gain my revenge on Britannia Hotels. I wrote a song about them, contacted the newspapers, sent emails, Facebook invites and tweets to fellow folk singers and comedians in the Manchester area. The idea was for us all to flash mob the hotel with my song. Hundreds of people expressed an interest in joining me. Manchester Evening News said they wanted to cover the event. This podcast is a recording of what occurred when we travelled to Manchester to picket Britannia Sachas Hotel with my song of protest. How many people would join me, and will the newspaper reporter turn up to cover it? Find out in this instalment of The David Eagle Podcast.

Wind Your Posse Down To Hell Hell Hell!

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 17:11:00 +0000

More tales from being on the road doing stand up comedy. Last week's adventure was nearly being beaten up outside a rough Kent pub. This week I am unexpectedly turfed out onto the rainy streets of Manchester late at night. IN complete contrast to that, we celebrate the return of our ability to once again smell and taste by sampling and reviewing a herbal tea. We have yet another Arch Bishop Of Canterbury story, and there's my most personally embarrassing Cassette Roulette yet.

My most surreal stand up gig ever (in which someone threatens to kick the shit out of me)

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 02:18:00 +0000

This week I did my most surreal stand up gig by far, and fortunately for you I recorded it. So press play and join me in a rough rowdy pub in Kent for the "highlights", one of which being a bloke threatening to kick the shit out of me.

How Do I sign Flobalob? (With Comedian And taxi driver Trevor Bickles)

Fri, 23 Jul 2021 16:58:00 +0000

Covid-based isolation isn't enough to keep me and Ellie from recording a podcast. We've miced up separate parts of the house to talk some more about testicles and to bring you your favourite features, Cassette Roulette and Spammer Time, but not Herbal Tea Of The Week because we can't smell or taste anything. This week's guest is comedian and taxi driver Trevor Bickles who recounts three of his most memorable taxi journeys, and you'll never guess who he's had in the back of his cab.

Turf Chopper

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 17:40:00 +0000

The bad news is I've got Covid so I've had to cancel all my festivals and gigs until the 24th July. The good news is that you are still allowed contact with me through the medium of podcast. So listen in for some gig anecdotes, including the tale of the rather harrowing experience my dad had during one of my stand up nights.

Baa! Baa! Baa! Delilah (With Paul Silky White)

Fri, 02 Jul 2021 17:02:00 +0000

This week, a gay animals themed quiz; Elton John based dog puns; dodgy radio adverts; more stories of harrowing journeys, and more penis trivia; plus all your favourite features: Herbal Tea Of The Week, Cassette Roulette and Spammer Time.

Hatch Hunt And Hoodlum Hoax

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 21:55:00 +0000

It's the final Potato News. Never mind Euro 2020, if you want high drama and compelling competition then check out this week's Herbal Tea Of The Week. We go down a rabbit hole due to a mysterious message left on an answerphon twenty-seven years ago; and the police get involved.

Lock Up Your Grandmothers! Phil Nichol Is Back In Town

Fri, 18 Jun 2021 15:07:00 +0000

Phil Nichol returns to sample a herbal tea with us, tell a tale of a cold call confrontation, and shares two stories of harrowing journeys. Plus the penultimate Potato News, and there's a surprise appearance from Ann Widdecombe.

Baboons' Bottoms

Fri, 11 Jun 2021 22:01:00 +0000

This week I've been doing online school workshops during the day and stand up gigs on the night, and surprisingly my best heckle came from a primary school child. Hear all about that, a clip from my surreal stand up gig in Liverpool, an epic tale of train travel trauma, Ellie has been secretly recording me, plus the regular features and lots of miscellaneous chat.

Ruddy Bonkers

Fri, 04 Jun 2021 20:28:00 +0000

Back in the studio this week after a week of stand up comedy gigs, including a rather odd one in Liverpool where I had an altercation with five drunk loud-mouthed girls. The story of that, plus incongruous radio adverts; there's a bit of slapstick in a cupboard, epic flailing mouth trumpet solos, and the return of an old faithful feature with a bit of a twist.

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations with That Dog. Plus I Have An Awkward Toilet Moment With Comedian John Robins

Fri, 28 May 2021 12:05:00 +0000

Finally, I'm back out gigging, and I have plenty of stories to share. So this week I go for a walk by the river to impart those tales to you, but get a bit sidetracked by Millwall FC supporting birds and rampant dogs.

F**k The Hippo (Featuring Jay-Z)

Thu, 20 May 2021 11:59:00 +0000

This week's podcast is full of contrast and contradiction. While it may be our most angry, sweary episode, it's also probably our cutest, sweetest episode, as I recount a tale about my teddy bear Bingo, and how it led to my first comedy performance at the age of five. There's altruistic rapping, a spot of embezzlement, and can our glorious socialist potato-based utopia prevail?

Bingo For Guide Dogs

Fri, 14 May 2021 10:30:00 +0000

Warning, there's nothing erotic going on, and we have the video to prove it. There's rhubarb frolics, I release a damp squib over Christina Aguilera, and when it comes to potatoes I don't have it in me. There's Comical Columbian Commentary, a half-arse music quiz, and we receive a cryptic proposition from the International Monetary Fund.

With Boff Whalley From Chumbawamba

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 17:03:00 +0000

Chumbawamba are globally ubiquitous for their song Tubthumping, appearing on numerous one-hit-wonder compilation albums. But Chumbawamba are no flash in the pan pop group. They were a band for thirty years from 1982 to 2012 and Boff Whalley was there for it all. Enter the crazy multifaceted world of Chumbawamba in this instalment of The David Eagle Podcast.

National Tea Day Special ( with Tina Gloggengieser from Hoogly Tea)

Wed, 21 Apr 2021 14:31:00 +0000

It's National Tea Day and The David eagle Podcast is more than ready to rise to the occasion. We've got tea facts, tea jokes, tea-themed audio clips and a variety of tea themed items, including the final instalment of our epic Herbal Tea battle; who will be crowned ultimate champion tea? plus there are more controversies and dramatic announcements to bring you as the integrity of our tea-based journalistic skills is once again challenged by the listeners. And we have a tea-related chat with Tina Gloggengieser from Hoogly Tea.

Rainstick Warfare

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 12:28:00 +0000

This week we set ourselves the challenge of getting through an entire episode without resorting to smut or euphemism, but can we pull it off? (And that's not a euphemism.)

Is redemption in the offing for Teapigs in our penultimate Herbal Tea Of The week? What are the latest results of our psychological scientific potato-based experiment, and why have the Ghost Busters got involved? What is housed on this week's mystery cassette? This podcast description merely contains the questions; the podcast contains the answers, plus lots more.

I Worked ON My Penis For An Hour; Hear What Happened

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 14:28:00 +0000

This week features two exclusive David Eagle mixes; one from my fourteen-year-old self remixing the Sugababes with blackadder, and the other being my latest soon to be number one dance hit inspired by an angry Australian, entitled My Penis. In this episode I let you listen in as I work on my penis, before revealing what my hour of experimentation produced. I play a child shouting insults at a sack of potatoes in the name of psychological scientific research, I have an awkward moment with a plumber, and there's more drama, controversy and a shocking announcement in Herbal Tea Of The week.

From Periods To Potatoes (With Kathryn Crosweller From The Charity Women and Girls)

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 11:05:00 +0000

On 17th April I'll be taking part in a festival to raise money for the charity Women And Girls who provide sanitary protection in India. We'll be chatting about the festival and the work of the charity with Kathryn Crosweller. But don't go thinking that just because I'm doing a charity gig that I'm all nice and cuddly, because this is also the podcast where I hurl insults at a sack of potatoes, Birdhouse are back to battle for supremacy in Herbal Tea Of The Week, but can they once again reclaim their championship status and knock Hoogly Tea's Ginger Biscuit blend off the top spot? And this week's Cassette Roulette contains some profound philosophy from a fourteen-year-old me.

Army Vs Cake Shop

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 17:58:00 +0000

An epic radio drama from my eleven-year-old self; a multifaceted edition of Potato News, I recount a story of being inadvertently kidnapped, Hoogly Tea once more enter into the fray to vie for supremacy in Herbal Tea Of The Week, and it's the concluding instalment of what's The Time Mr eagle, but will I be able to beat my personal best?

Jackie’s Chunky Bits

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 14:00:00 +0000

Featuring a spontaneously generated penis-inspired dance hit, reminiscences from the women's institute, and we introduce a new character: Swifty McVein. Plus regular features, Cassette Roulette, What's The Time Mr Eagle, Herbal Tea Of the week, and of course, Potato News!

Horrible Orange Jammy Licked Disk

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 16:16:00 +0000

Featuring some startling Henry VIII news, a salacious son of a Bishop, rants about printers and wires, unusual merchandise ideas, we conduct an experiment in bed, and we receive some highly odd and mysterious voice messages.

Compost Capers, Cassette Craziness and Cuppa Controversy

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 13:14:00 +0000

We take a little listen to a never-heard-before exciting new modern Christian compilation album. We get a surprise in bed from a sheep. There's a comprehensive scientific study into psychic ability in What's The Time Mr Eagle. We address your accusations of herbal heresy. Prepare yourselves for our most dramatic Potato News yet, and find out what secrets are housed on this week's mystery cassette.

Christian Dubstep

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 18:08:00 +0000

This week, as a special treat, we bring you a much shorter podcast, nevertheless we cram in all the usual features, Potato News, Herbal Tea Of The week, Cassette Roulette and What's The Time Mr Eagle, plus Ellie tells us about another of her near-misses, this time involving Noel Edmonds.

Prepubescent Porny Owls

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 14:00:00 +0000

This week features a tale of traumatic train travel, some erotic singing from my teenage self, and a conclusion to the epic ornithological debate.

IN which Ellie very nearly stars in a Hollywood film

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 15:00:00 +0000

Ellie very nearly stars in a Hollywood film alongside Nicole Kidman and Matt Lucas. We get yet another celebrity endorsement. In addition to regular features Cassette Roulette, Herbal Tea Of The Week and What's The Time Mr Eagle, we introduce a new exciting item, Potato News. Plus, ornithological debates, and quite a bit of nakedness.

Songbird Smackdown

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 17:03:00 +0000

Folk musician Alex Cumming takes part in our new quiz, hosted by a parrot. There's an anecdote about Rob Brydon, an epic game of What's The Time Mr Eagle, we unearth another old tape recording in Cassette Roulette, and can T2's Chaing Mai Chai knock Pukka's Matcha Chai off the top spot in Herbal Tea Of The Week?

Bald Eagle

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 16:49:00 +0000

Rants about women drivers and the French (not by me or Ellie I hasten to add), although there are some angry outbursts from me to look forward to. What do Rufus Hound, Miles Jupp and Mika have in common? We effortlessly move from sea shanties to bathroom cleaning tips via a monkey, share intimate recordings from our bedroom, and I recount the story behind my baldness. Plus the return of regular features, What's The Time Mr Eagle, Cassette Roulette and a return of an old favourite from podcasts past, Herbal Tea Of The week.

Xenophobic Radio, Esoteric Rapping, And Shanty Tales With Jim Mageean

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 20:06:00 +0000

Since we last spoke, sea shanties seem to have become a massive global phenomenon, which is very odd to see, given that I've been in a band singing shanties for the last fifteen years. I chat with shanty stalwart Jim Mageean from the Keelers who recounts tales of travelling the world singing shanties and the surreal adventures which being a shanty singer has led to. Plus, the return of Cassette Roulette, an exciting new game, what's The Time Mr eagle, and I have an existential crisis, and get a surprise from Miles Jupp.

Animal Penis Facts And Princess Margaret Erotica With Phil Nichol

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 15:06:00 +0000

Welcome to a new weekly podcast series. This week my fiancée Ellie and I are joined by comedian, actor and musician Phil Nichol, who takes part in a very odd quiz. Ellie tests out her unusual Christmas present on me. We play an old tape recording from my childhood in our feature Cassette Roulette. Plus there's an anti-social neighbours update and an erotic encounter with Princess Margaret. Warning: the following podcast is probably not family friendly, unless you are a particularly openminded/dysfunctional family. If you feel amenable to giving a little donation to help support the podcast then you can do so at davideagle.co.uk Thank you, enjoy.

Merry Clipsmas!

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 17:34:00 +0000

I am the ghost of clipsmas past, and I bring you a compilation of Christmas clips from The David Eagle Podcast. Featuring: a Christmas play I made when I was a student in 2004; erotic bath-based Christmas cracker fun; we hear from a man with a prurient interest in Christmas trees; there’s Christmas music, including some songs I made when I was a child; and lots more.

The Satanic Gothic Metal Halloween Special

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 15:45:00 +0000

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 60. Gone In 60 Minutes

Fri, 22 May 2020 17:47:00 +0000

It's the 60th and final episode of the Eagle Is Stranded! And over the next 60 minutes we look back on some highlights from the series.

The Long Goodbye, Including Paranormal Recordings, Muffin Making And Some Lacklustre Duetting

Thu, 21 May 2020 22:19:00 +0000

In Conversation With Psychic Medium Sam Pirt

Wed, 20 May 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Find out more about Sam Pirt here and Sam's husband, the artist FRANCESCO JACOBELLO here and Sam's band The Hut People here

Knob News And Weeble Woes

Tue, 19 May 2020 21:26:00 +0000

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I Speak With A Professor Of Robotics About His Outlandish New Creation

Mon, 18 May 2020 23:21:00 +0000

Dawn Chorus Special

Sun, 17 May 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Dawn Chorus Special

Dead Mouse News, Kitchen Drama And Yet Another Shocking Announcement

Sat, 16 May 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Dead Mouse News, Kitchen Drama And Yet Another Shocking Announcement.

Macbeth, Tolkienesque Herbs, ~And X-Rated Webcam Nostalgia

Fri, 15 May 2020 22:17:00 +0000

I am Blackmailed Into Making A Shocking Confession

Thu, 14 May 2020 20:09:00 +0000

Disclaimer: the following episode of The Eagle Is Stranded! may not be suitable for the casual listener, as it is particularly self-referential, even by my standards.

With Comedian And Songwriter Boothby Graffoe

Wed, 13 May 2020 20:25:00 +0000

Today we chat with award winning comedy stalwart Boothby Graffoe about all sorts of trifling miscellany.

The Midnight Ramble

Tue, 12 May 2020 18:26:00 +0000

Come with us on a midnight walk through rural Sheffield, discussing personal nocturnal memories and dramas, 2 Unlimited, and everyone's favourite conversational topic … Yes, that's right, Paul Temple! Plus, can you identify the mysterious creatures from their eery noises?

Windows Installation Drama, Malaysian Curry And A Rant About Trainline

Mon, 11 May 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Windows Installation Drama, Malaysian Curry And A Rant About Trainline

What Do You Get When You Cross Frank Sinatra With A robot?

Sun, 10 May 2020 21:31:00 +0000

1940s Radio Porn, Nonsensical Transcriptions, Incendiary Clocks And An Intimate Moment With A Horse

Sat, 09 May 2020 18:47:00 +0000

I Play The Accordion And Sing For Our Socially Distanced VE Day Street Party

Fri, 08 May 2020 21:12:00 +0000

Featuring A slow Gin Tasting And Some Morris Dancing Themed Stand Up

Thu, 07 May 2020 20:59:00 +0000

We Hear Exclusive Audition Tapes For An Exciting Forthcoming Death Metal Animal Based Reality TV Show, Stable Of Filth

Wed, 06 May 2020 20:46:00 +0000

Death Metal Farm

Tue, 05 May 2020 20:32:00 +0000

A Glimpse Into The future At My 50-Year-Old Buddhist Monk Self, Plus Exciting Farting Martin Cold Shower News

Mon, 04 May 2020 20:18:00 +0000

Tinkling For The Trussell Trust; Bottles, Bollocks and Bara Brith Based Banter; A Brief Bit Of James Fagan; And Some May-Themed Folk Singing

Sun, 03 May 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Tinkling For The Trussell Trust; Bottles, Bollocks and Bara Brith Based Banter; A Brief Bit Of James Fagan; And Some May-Themed Folk Singing.

In Conversation With Rotherham Raconteur And Folk Singer Songwriter Ray Hearne

Fri, 01 May 2020 23:00:00 +0000

In Conversation With Rotherham Raconteur And Folk Singer Songwriter Ray Hearne

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I Get Naked For A Second Time On This Podcast Series, And Become A Motivational Speaker / Cult Leader

Fri, 01 May 2020 18:52:00 +0000

Featuring The Long Lost Embargoed Song From Gina G

Wed, 29 Apr 2020 23:00:00 +0000

The Long Lost Embargoed Song From Gina G.

The Plights Of An Erstwhile UK Garage MC

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 23:00:00 +0000

The Plights Of An Erstwhile UK Garage MC

Are You English? Don’t Touch The Fish!

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 20:48:00 +0000

Featuring Our First Game Of Cassette Roulette, And An Anecdote About Jackfruit

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 21:56:00 +0000

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Featuring A Clip From My Stand Up Gig Where An Audience Member Very Audibly Fell Asleep

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 10:00:00 +0000

Featuring A Clip From My Stand Up Gig Where An Audience Member Very Audibly Fell Asleep

Featuring An Improvised Yodeling, Beatboxing, Farting Gina G, Paul Temple Based Song; Plus Anecdotes About Banking, Online Pub Quizzing, And Innuendo Centred Arts TV Programming

Sat, 25 Apr 2020 18:21:00 +0000

More Late Night Drunken Singing From Our Anti-social Neighbours, Tips On Extricating Yourself From a Brawl, Plus Some Advice For Eminem (because he probably listens)

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 19:38:00 +0000

Someone Gets Nobbled

Thu, 23 Apr 2020 18:49:00 +0000

Warning: My Most Angry, Swear-Laden Podcast Ever

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 11:00:00 +0000

Warning: My Most Angry, Swear-Laden Podcast Ever.

We Cook A Stir-fry, review a Lager, And Play An Exciting Revolutionary New Game, Free Or Premium?

Tue, 21 Apr 2020 20:32:00 +0000

Another Yodeling Special, By Popular Demand (well, sort of)

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 18:52:00 +0000

Yodeling Special

Sun, 19 Apr 2020 11:00:00 +0000

Yodeling Special.

Trendy Wood Pigeon, Paul Temple And Bee News

Sat, 18 Apr 2020 11:00:00 +0000

Trendy Wood Pigeon, Paul Temple And Bee News.

Cactus Update, Bee Based Intel, A Horny Pigeon, A Jazz Chicken And A Scatting Lamb, Sponsorship News And Bread Tasting

Fri, 17 Apr 2020 11:00:00 +0000

Featuring A Cactus Update, A Request For Bee Based Intel, A Special Appearance From A Horny Pigeon, A Jazz Chicken And A Scatting Lamb, Some Sponsorship News And Our First Bread Tasting Segment.

Our Most Revelatory Gina G News Update Yet

Thu, 16 Apr 2020 17:37:00 +0000

The David Eagle Podcast continues to fulfil it's contractual obligation to keep the world up-to-date on the latest news of former popstar Gina G. Today's Gina G news update features a series of shocking revelations.

Sex On The Beach, Lamb Stats And A Parable

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 18:29:00 +0000

A Misguided Overly Elaborate And Way Too Lengthy Improvised Commercial

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 11:00:00 +0000

An Overly Elaborate Lengthy Improvised Commercial.

I Embark On An Unwanted Drama-Filled Adventure With An Angry Drunk

Mon, 13 Apr 2020 11:00:00 +0000

I Embark On An Unwanted Drama-Filled Adventure With An Angry Drunk.

We Play A Game In Bed

Sun, 12 Apr 2020 18:34:00 +0000

It's day 20 of The Eagle Is Stranded! Plus it's Easter Sunday,. So obviously today's podcast needs to be extra special. Join me and my fiance Ellie in bed.

An Open Letter To My Anti-Social Neighbours

Sat, 11 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

An Open Letter To My Anti-Social Neighbours.

A Conversation With The Beer Faerie

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

A Conversation With The Beer Faerie.

Bullshit Sandwich

Thu, 09 Apr 2020 21:05:00 +0000

Today's episode of The eagle Is Stranded! is specially dedicated to and uniquely designed for regular listener and contributor Sarah. But the rest of you can still listen too.

Sex, Syntax And Sommeliers

Wed, 08 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Sex, Syntax And Sommeliers.

I Attempt To Break A Record

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 19:34:00 +0000

Curry Cooking And Contretemps

Mon, 06 Apr 2020 20:06:00 +0000

And Now, Over A Year After It Was Originally Advertised: Two Harrowing Stories Of Journeys To And from Stand-up gigs

Sun, 05 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

And Now, Over A Year After It Was Originally Advertised: Two Harrowing Stories Of Journeys To And from Stand-up gigs.

Where Eastern Spiritual Practice, 90s Pop And Bodily Emissions Come Together To Create Harmonious Synergy

Sat, 04 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Two days ago The Eagle Is Stranded announced it was “your official home for Gina G news.” Yesterday we brought you the thrills (and in some cases the spills) of Fart Yoga. Today’s podcast unites those two disparate worlds of gas-inducing yoga poses and 90s pop artists to create an unlikely but beautiful musical collaboration, exclusive to The Eagle Is Stranded and The David Eagle Podcast.

Fart Yoga

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 20:53:00 +0000

Day 11 of The Eagle Is stranded sees me pushing the boundaries of podcasting even further, as I record myself undertaking various yoga moves designed to induce farting. Why not join in at home by following the instructions at https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321556 … Continue reading →

Your Official Home For Gina G News!

Thu, 02 Apr 2020 19:05:00 +0000

Cactus Resuscitation News Plus More On Gina G And Paul Temple

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Cactus Resuscitation News Plus More On Gina G And Paul Temple.

Gina G And Genetically Modified Sheep

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 17:43:00 +0000

The Shocking Truth Behind A 1940s Tea Addict

Mon, 30 Mar 2020 18:41:00 +0000

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 6. A Cup Of Tea And A Chat

Sun, 29 Mar 2020 19:09:00 +0000

A more sedate instalment today, but by no means a less worthy addition to the Eagle Is stranded canon. Join me and my fiance Ellie for a cup of tea and a chat.

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 5. By Timothy!

Sat, 28 Mar 2020 13:00:00 +0000

By Timothy!

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 4, Lumpy Soup And Radio 4

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 13:00:00 +0000

Lumpy Soup And Radio 4.

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 3 (The Naked In A Bath Getting A Haircut From My Fiance Special)

Thu, 26 Mar 2020 16:40:00 +0000

Today’s podcast episode title speaks for itself. Join me as I sit naked in a bath while my Fiance Ellie gives me a haircut.

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 2 (Avoidance Tactics)

Wed, 25 Mar 2020 18:03:00 +0000

Day two, and my housemates have already decided they would rather give our daily family walk a miss. They said they had to do some work, but I suspect it might be due to the fact that I spent the last one commentating on the entire thing for this podcast. So I head out alone, except there are pesky people everywhere, meaning most of my walk consists of me diligently avoiding people whilst of course providing comprehensive commentary. But do I manage to keep more than two metres away from my fellow walkers? Find out in today’s dramatic instalment of The Eagle Is Stranded!

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 1

Tue, 24 Mar 2020 18:41:00 +0000

A few people have asked for some podcasts from me over this time of lockdown. When I say “a few,”, I really do mean a few, but still, I’m very egocentric and so have decided to attempt to release a podcast a day.

Warning: This Blog Post Contains Violence, But No Scenes Of A Sexual Nature. Sorry, I’ll Try Harder Next Time

Sun, 01 Sep 2019 16:07:00 +0000

America! The aliens Are Coming

Thu, 15 Aug 2019 22:09:00 +0000

Behind The Scenes At The BBC Radio 4 Comedy Award

Mon, 05 Aug 2019 01:21:00 +0000

On 3rd July I took part in heat 3 of the BBC Radio 4 Comedy Award. In this podcast I impart my experience of the competition, I report on how I fared, and we compare my broadcast set with the recording I took on my phone.

BBC New Comedy Award News and Another Groping Story

Wed, 19 Jun 2019 21:00:00 +0000

BBC New Comedy Award News and Another Groping Story.

Reginald D Hunter, Boothby Graffoe, Tom Wrigglesworth A Mystery Hydepark event and BBC Documentary News

Fri, 10 May 2019 21:00:00 +0000

Talking To The wall

Tue, 16 Apr 2019 22:00:00 +0000

Today we welcome our latest member to the Dollop family, comedian Arthur Smith. Plus, find out why I've been talking to walls and putting clothes on inanimate objects.

Taking A Poke Around Inside The Sexual Happiness Goody Bag

Mon, 15 Apr 2019 21:00:00 +0000

Today’s Dollop features anecdotes from the Bath Comedy Festival after show party, an improvised poem about cheese, and we reveal what’s in the Love Honey Sexual Happiness Goody Bag, handed out to Bath Comedy Festival New Comedian competition finalists. Dedicated to this week’s Dolloppee Of The Week, Sarah.

Live From Bath Comedy Festival’s New Comedian Of The Year Final

Sun, 14 Apr 2019 22:10:00 +0000

Today's Dollop comes live from Bath Comedy Festival's New Comedian Of The Year competition final in which I am taking part. It started out with over 200 acts, and I've made it to the last ten, but can I take the crown?

It’s Not So Fun To Stay At The YMCA

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 22:06:00 +0000

Today's Dollop comes from Liverpool, as I make another incendiary journey to perform some standup at a community run night that tackles the subject of self-image; perhaps an odd booking bearing in mind that I can't actually see myself, anyone or anything.

Featuring Bros and the Pink Panther in a shower

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 22:18:00 +0000

Swooning tractor drivers, awkward selfie moments, unlikely mashups and more in today's instalment of David's Daily Digital Dollop.

Dollopee Of The Week

Mon, 08 Apr 2019 21:00:00 +0000

The David’s Daily Digital Dollop mailbag is stuffed full with your comments, whether that be your thoughts on the many and varied subjects covered in these Dollops, witty wordplay, or warnings about the forthcoming Jewish World Order. In today’s Dollop I read out some of your comments from last week and award one Dollop commenter the coveted prize of Dolloppee Of The Week.

Pop Goes The Eagle Presents… Bad Boy

Sun, 07 Apr 2019 18:33:00 +0000

Today's Dollop features the first song from my pop music alter ego Pop Goes The Eagle, entitled Bad Boy.

Live from a Fire-Filled Toilet In Hartlepool

Sat, 06 Apr 2019 20:23:00 +0000

Join me and the family on a walk through Hartlepool, featuring a Yorkshire relaxation CD, a singing train conductor, a cake recipe and a spot of toilet arson.

A Grope In The Dark

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 18:17:00 +0000

In today's Dollop I reveal how I fared in Bath Comedy Festival's New Comedian Of The Year competition. Plus, more importantly, did I accidentally sit on someone's face last night?

Going Stair Crazy In Bath

Thu, 04 Apr 2019 21:41:00 +0000

From Northampton we move to Bath, via Leeds and Manchester as my navigation woes continue. But will I get to finally tell you those promised two stories? Or do yet more distractions present themselves?

Live From A Freezing Wet Piss-filled Underpass in Northampton

Wed, 03 Apr 2019 16:05:00 +0000

Today's Dollop comes live from a freezing wet piss-filled underpass in Northampton. But it's not as romantic as it sounds.

The Curse Of The Caveat

Tue, 02 Apr 2019 17:10:00 +0000

Due to a technical fault, it looks like David's Daily Digital Dollop is actually back, and seemingly here to stay, until a resolution can be found.

April Fool’s Day Announcement!

Mon, 01 Apr 2019 21:07:00 +0000

It's April Fool's Day and I have an announcement, but is it an April Fool or genuine? Find out what the announcement is by listening to this blog post, featuring a singing love-lost taxi driver.

The Young’uns VS Mary Poppins

Fri, 22 Feb 2019 16:29:00 +0000

There’s Snow, Smoke, Without Hire

Sun, 03 Feb 2019 16:58:00 +0000

Christmas Crackers, Counterfeit Kettle Comedy, And Tasteless Text Tones

Tue, 15 Jan 2019 17:21:00 +0000

Cerys Matthews And Sexy Fish

Tue, 08 Jan 2019 17:28:00 +0000

Blogging On A Bike

Sun, 30 Sep 2018 16:25:00 +0000

Jasmine And The Jazz Men

Thu, 13 Sep 2018 21:00:00 +0000

Here’s a little audio blog from The Regent’s Park in London, in which I get accosted by a saucy duck, we discover some shocking news about Google, and we learn all about a jazz singer with a rather checkered past.

I Beat The Frog, But Can I Beat The Gong?

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 19:13:00 +0000

After my victory at Manchester's comedy competition, Beat The Frog, I travel to London for the famous King Gong comedy competition, where I come up against my most ruthless and brutal audience yet. But can I survive the five minutes without being gonged off.

Fax Finding Mission

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 18:47:00 +0000

Celery Nibbling, Elderly Lady Maiming, And Errant Viscous Liquid Disposal

Mon, 14 May 2018 22:11:00 +0000

Eagle vs Frog (part 3)

Tue, 08 May 2018 16:48:00 +0000

It’s the third and final part of Eagle vs Frog, recounting my dramatic adventures into the world of gladiatorial standup comedy competitions.

Eagle vs Frog (part 2)

Mon, 07 May 2018 22:03:00 +0000

This is the second part of a three part audio blog series, Eagle vs Frog, talking about my formative standup comedy attempts.

Eagle vs Frog (part 1)

Sun, 06 May 2018 13:00:00 +0000

Last Monday I attended the gladiatorial standup comedy competition, Beat The Frog, at Manchester’s Frog and Bucket comedy club. In the third and final part of this audio blog series, released this Tuesday, I will recount what unfolded on that night. But first, in parts one and two, I regale you with tales of my very first standup comedy attempts.

Fields Of Wheat

Tue, 13 Jun 2017 17:30:00 +0000

So, from last week’s blog post about Theresa May and the police, we seamlessly segway to a song involving Theresa May and the police, or a member of the Police, at least.

Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye, Let’s Not Be ‘Avin You

Mon, 05 Jun 2017 17:38:00 +0000

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 10. Calling Cooper

Tue, 10 Jan 2017 22:36:00 +0000

The concluding part of our reel-to-reel tape based detective story.

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 9. Who Is Ken Cooper?

Mon, 09 Jan 2017 22:29:00 +0000

We’ve come along way with this investigation. Today we focus on the owner of the Reel-To-Reel recorder, Ken Cooper, as we go from barely knowing anything about him, to discovering a great deal. Hopefully there’ll be a final part, in which we get to chat with some of the people who were on this recording, made 55 years ago, but for now, here’s the penultimate instalment of our reel-to-reel based mystery.

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 8. Who Is Little Cooper?

Sun, 08 Jan 2017 22:24:00 +0000

Today we are thrown a bit of a curveball regarding David Cooper, yet we nevertheless seem to be edging ever closer to uncovering the people behind this mysterious old reel-to-reel recording.

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 7. The Cooper Conundrum

Sat, 07 Jan 2017 22:19:00 +0000

Thanks to Abby for providing us with the various revelations in today’s episode of our investigation.

The Reel-To-Reel deal. Part 6. Is Private Frazer a Red Herring?

Fri, 06 Jan 2017 22:14:00 +0000

Continuing the investigation into a mysterious reel-to-reel tape recording from the 1960/70s. Does the tape belong to the late Ken Cooper, father of the late David Cooper? Will Steven Mainprize reply to my email and provide us with valuable information? And is Private Frazer a red herring?

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 5. The One And Only, David Cooper

Thu, 05 Jan 2017 22:10:00 +0000

Following yesterday’s dramatic revelations, our investigation continues, as we hopefully start edging closer to finding out more about this mysterious reel-to-reel recording, and the people behind it.

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 4. Calling Steven Mainprize

Wed, 04 Jan 2017 22:05:00 +0000

Part four of our investigation to track down the people involved in a 1960s/70s reel-to-reel tape recording. Yesterday, we uncovered a major clue, in the form of some names. One of the names was Steven Mainprize. A Google search led to a couple of possible matches, one of which was Stephen Mainprize, owner of Mainprize Upholstery. So today, I gave that Steven Mainprize a call, and this is what happened.

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 3. In Search Of Steven Mainprize

Tue, 03 Jan 2017 22:02:00 +0000

Our investigation continues, as we try and track down the people involved in an old reel-to-reel tape recording which has accidentally ended up in my possession.

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 2

Mon, 02 Jan 2017 21:54:00 +0000

Ready to do some detective work? As we take a trip back in time and attempt to solve a mystery, by listening for clues held on an old reel-to-reel tape.

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 1

Sun, 01 Jan 2017 23:45:00 +0000

In 2008, my friend Ben went to a car boot sale in Scarborough, where, For some strange reason he decided on a whim to buy an old reel-to-reel tape recorder. When he got the recorder home, he noticed that there was a tape inside the box. The contents of that reel-to-reel tape launched us on an unexpected journey of discovery, as we investigate the recording, making some rather exciting and dramatic findings. You too can join us on this adventure, as we travel through time and piece together the mystery of this old recording, in this ten part series, entitled The Reel-To-Reel deal.

Around The Dollops In Eighty Minutes

Sat, 31 Dec 2016 14:00:00 +0000

As 2016 draws to an end, so does David’s Daily Digital Dollop. In this, the final Dollop, we spend eighty minutes revisiting some Dollop highlights, before finally saying goodbye to this ridiculous and stupidly crazy project.

I Saw Your trousers fall Down

Fri, 30 Dec 2016 19:48:00 +0000

Featuring my final Dollop in the bath; another childhood composition; a very touching and respectful tribute to Nana from the Royal Family; I kill off Aled Jones; there's an improvised drama about Father Christmas having to fill out a risk assessment form; My namesake is back and he's stealing my women; my niece Lucy returns to say goodbye and create a few more Dollop jingles; and the final dollop anecdote concerns a rather awkward disabled children's Christmas party.

Let Me Kiss Your Baubles

Fri, 16 Dec 2016 21:22:00 +0000

This week: Christmas sketches, self-composed Christmas songs and some observations about how to improve Christmas carols. I am interviewed by a child Dollop fan. And as this project draws to an end it's time to say goodbye to a couple of classic Dollop characters, my housemate Ben and his girlfriend Elsa. We do our last Dollop from the kitchen and my last walk through rural Sheffield. It's getting emotional.

Featuring A Homophobic farmer, An Angry vengeful father Christmas, A Sex therapist, And An Experimental Japanese Punk band from Norwich

Thu, 08 Dec 2016 18:14:00 +0000

This week I find some old recordings which include a drama I created at uni about a rather odd father Christmas, and some weird clips of late night radio talk shows in the 90s. We also go on a walk through rural Sheffield and meet a farmer with some very dubious jokes and even more dubious opinions.

Escape To the Vestry

Fri, 02 Dec 2016 15:47:00 +0000

This is the week where I introduce you to my new girlfriend, plus there are plenty of shower antics to tell you about. Are those two things linked? You'll have to listen to find out. Plus join me on a train and a couple of toilets for tales of childhood trauma and wedding weirdness.

I Get screamed at By A Workman And nearly get killed by a hairdresser

Thu, 24 Nov 2016 12:52:00 +0000

This week we have some workmen in the house and they are making me feel rather intimidated by their confident manliness, however I have a clever plan to appear much more manly in their eyes; and no, it doesn't involve getting naked, Chloe. There's another self-composed song: a pun-laden missive from a heartbroken maths student. Plus more lip biting news, more ideas for David's Daily Digital Dollop the Musical, and I nearly get killed by a hairdresser.

Paradigm Shifting Metaphysical Revelations And Novelty Gifts For Vegans

Fri, 18 Nov 2016 14:10:00 +0000

This week I have more odd dealings with call centre staff and there are more anecdotes from our week working in primary schools; I come up with some innovative ideas for Vegan based Christmas presents, And I accidentally involve myself in a paradigm shifting metaphysical experiment that will shake the science world to its very core. Plus I get naked quite a lot and divulge some rather intimate personal secrets.

Featuring A satanic dog, A wicked Old Pig, A cannibal, A Murderer, An Adulterer And some Nursery Children

Fri, 11 Nov 2016 00:05:00 +0000

This week I sing a song about satanic canine sacrifice, I ramble about reincarnation, I rant about my dad's new phone, create a little sketch involving William Wordsworth, chat about cannibalism adultery and murder, and entertain a few children along the way.

Hip Hop For Babies And Voices From The Beyond

Fri, 04 Nov 2016 20:23:00 +0000

This episode is a rather spooky one as we enter the week of Halloween. There are mysterious voices captured on some of my audio recordings, but who do they belong to and what are they saying? Could they be communications from the afterlife? We take an unexpectedly spooky walk through rural Sheffield, and I have a near-death experience. Plus more exciting interactive games, one in the pub, the other in Sainsbury's.

Confessions Of a Blind Man

Sat, 29 Oct 2016 17:06:00 +0000

Lots of soul searching and personal revelations on this week's episode as I confess to a crime that I've up until this point never revealed to anyone, plus tales of drunken debauchery involving a married taxi driver. We play a rather raucous parlour game, conduct some highly scientific research and there's another song from my teenage self.

I Get caught In someone's Garden Playing the Accordion with My Penis Out

Sat, 22 Oct 2016 15:48:00 +0000

This week The Young'uns are back in school writing songs with children and we have plenty of anecdotes to impart. And after a hard day's teaching we like to relax by going to the pub to record ourselves making jokes about dead celebrities and drunkenly singing Catholic Hymns at the top of our voices in the street.

Featuring A Studying Lion, Some alcoholic Cobras, Angry Sheep, Dogs And Cats, and Some copulating Tortoises

Sat, 15 Oct 2016 13:44:00 +0000

This week we travel from a Lancashire curry house to an old mill in Preston via a travelodge corridor, rural Sheffield, a Scarborough pub, a Manchester flat and an Adriatic fishing village, confusing neighbours and angering animals as we go. Plus there's yet another new exciting interactive kitchen based game to play: What's In My Cupboard?! And you'll be pleased to hear that we once again revisit the subject of WIFI enabled kettles, because we haven't talked about that enough yet.

Islamic extremism VS Morris Dancing

Fri, 07 Oct 2016 23:12:00 +0000

An exciting roller-coaster of an episode as we flit from Portugal to Hartlepool, spending time in the company of garrulous taxi drivers, drunken hens and flirty golfers, discussing all manner of topics such as who decided how we assimilate animal and vehicular sounds in speech, with a bit of locker room banter and some experimental arty ambient music.

I Experience A Very Unfortunate Incident with a Combine Harvester

Sun, 02 Oct 2016 19:50:00 +0000

My new binaural microphones arrive and to celebrate we go on some walks through rural Sheffield, confusing and intimidating the locals as we go. The Dollop gets a new exciting and completely original theme tune; plus more ideas are coming in for David's daily Digital Dollop The Musical as I begin work on a song all about my dollop regarding killer domestic robots. I also unearth a song from my thirteen-year-old self about a very unsettling relationship.

A French song about breast feeding

Tue, 27 Sep 2016 18:01:00 +0000

This week: more train anecdotes; I con a con artist; I sing some spontaneous songs as we prepare for David's daily Digital Dollop The Musical; and there are more interactive games for you to enjoy.

My Housemate's Pierced Penis

Wed, 21 Sep 2016 16:20:00 +0000

This week there's plenty of phone based drama, including stories of cold callers, teenage prank calls, and call centre confusion. Plus join me in the kitchen for some exciting games including Where's My Sponge and what Am I Washing.

Let's Talk about socks

Wed, 14 Sep 2016 14:47:00 +0000

This week you are invited to play a game of Design Consultants courtesy of a fellow David eagle; More cutting edge topical humour as I analyse the children's song about the old lady who swallowed a fly; I have an awkward chat about socks with a man on the train, and there's some Indian food based puns to look forward to.

Office Hockey

Wed, 07 Sep 2016 16:42:00 +0000

This week includes an argument with a very swearey angry Northern Irish vegan, we attend a cringey Christian concert, as well as an epic IT based battle.

I Am Not A Xenophobic Salmon Eater

Wed, 31 Aug 2016 13:54:00 +0000

This week I play a recording of my seven-year-old self, we discover the comedic power of plumbs, we get an unusual request at a folk festival, and the Dollop series is touted to be big in Japan as we are set to sign a lucrative deal with Japanese Television.

Daniel Wet Himself Today

Wed, 24 Aug 2016 23:28:00 +0000

This week you get to join me in bed and in the bath. Plus we listen to some of my childhood musical compositions including a song entitled Daniel Wet Himself Today.

The Future's Bright Because The Present's Oranges

Fri, 19 Aug 2016 19:53:00 +0000

We meet yet more interesting characters whilst walking in rural Sheffield, including a married couple with a grudge against their neighbour and an apparent cure for blindness. Yes it might be august but that doesn't stop me doing a monologue all about Father Christmas. And who will win in the battle between the mugger and the Dadaist poet? Find out in the 33rd omnibus edition of David's Daily Digital Dollop.

You'll Never Lick The beaver, But Would You Like To feel My feature?

Sat, 13 Aug 2016 16:31:00 +0000

This was the week in which I did not pull an OAP Morris dancer, but I do fraternise with a senior French woman; I investigate the weird and wonderful world of football chants, and get stopped on one of my walks by a very garrulous character with an unusual proposition.

A Pissing Farting Horse In Canada

Sat, 06 Aug 2016 18:39:00 +0000

Before we say goodbye to Canada there's just time for a quick horse ride. Then we're back in England for live dish washing drama and more supermarket anecdotes.

In Bed With A Drunk Gassy Over-sensitive Vegetarian Frenchman, And An Angry Old Meditater

Fri, 29 Jul 2016 17:03:00 +0000

More Canadian capers as we meet some very idiosyncratic characters in youth hostels, take an unusual bus trip with a load of pensioners, and intimidate families picnicking in a park. Plus we enter the mind of a bear, and who wants to kiss a dog?

Our Canadian adventure Involving Guns, gangsters, Bumper Boat Battles, Hostile Hitch Hikers And Hot tubs

Thu, 21 Jul 2016 14:36:00 +0000

This week you join me in Canada, on tour with The Young'uns. It's a highly dramatic instalment that sees us engaging in water warfare; we are awoken by gun shots, screams and cries of "gangsters! Gangsters!" And we get caught in a life threatening storm with some dubious Spanish hitch hikers. But it's not all high drama, as we do manage to find the time to have a bit of a relax in the hot tub.

I get Fictionally Mugged, genuinely Burgled, And Potentially Conned. Plus There's a Love Story Involving Two Computer Fonts

Tue, 12 Jul 2016 11:12:00 +0000

This week I get fictionally mugged, genuinely burgled, and potentially conned. Plus there's a love story involving a couple of computer fonts.

Brexit, Beggars And Belgian Banter

Sun, 03 Jul 2016 18:18:00 +0000

In the week that Britain votes to leave the European Union, The Young'uns head to Belgium to do some gigs. What could possibly go wrong?

Featuring Everyone's Favourite Hospital Radio DJ, stun Gun Robson

Sun, 19 Jun 2016 16:17:00 +0000

This week I am surprised to find myself being impersonated, I get hit in the face repeatedly by a soaking bush, I do a hilarious phone prank on an Indian restaurant, and we hear some old reel-to-reel recordings.

My Discovery Channel Demo Tape

Tue, 14 Jun 2016 17:41:00 +0000

This week we're talking to animals from beyond the grave, I produce a demo tape for the Discovery Channel, and we enter the murky world of music copyright law where pop stars are being sued by cats and doorbell manufacturers.

I Go To Prison

Thu, 09 Jun 2016 16:22:00 +0000

So much excitement this week, as I walk to the co-op, cook a soup, and find myself in pri

I Meet Michaela Strachan At The Pub

Sun, 05 Jun 2016 14:58:00 +0000

This week I share anecdotes from our appearance on the BBC nature TV programme Springwatch Unsprung.

"You've Had A feather down My Pants For the Last Five Minutes!"

Tue, 31 May 2016 11:48:00 +0000

This week we're in Suffolk. Join me on a nocturnal nature walk, and in the pub with The Young'uns and folk band Honey And the bear; Plus Michael McIntyre has a run-in with some gangsters and I meet a rather interesting lady who nibbles my toes and sticks a feather down my pants.

talking Tits, tea And Time Lapses

Fri, 27 May 2016 22:33:00 +0000

This week we're in the pub with the BBC Springwatch team ahead of our appearance on the show in a few days. There's also more exciting anecdotes from Sainsbury's, and a story about a tremendously timid tea salesman.

I Pull A Sixty-year-old Man In Norfolk, Enrage Cyclists IN Scarborough, And Conduct A Social Study On the Walkers Of Sheffield

Mon, 23 May 2016 17:27:00 +0000

I pull a sixty-year-old man in Norfolk, enrage cyclists in Scarborough, and conduct a social study on the walkers of Sheffield.

We enter a world Of Highly Evolved Fish And Feline Overlords

Sun, 15 May 2016 15:30:00 +0000

I read an extract from my university diary; we go on our first binaural walk through the streets of Sheffield; I re engineer some famous literary works; and there's an improvised drama about a wayward chef.

Robot Builders, Naked Gardeners And Kilt Clad Cameramen

Fri, 06 May 2016 11:37:00 +0000

Robot builders, naked gardeners and kilt clad cameramen.

We very Nearly Start a communist Revolution At an Old People's Home

Sat, 30 Apr 2016 21:07:00 +0000

This was the week of the BBC Radio 2 folk Awards, and we head to the Royal Albert Hall to see if we can defend our title as Best Group for a second year running. There's anecdotes from our appearance on the Simon Mayo show, I psychologically damage a deaf child, there's a rant about Boris Johnson and Nigel farage and some acerbic observations about sandwiches.

Featuring A drama About A Harassed Lift Music Composer, Plus More Tales from Our tour

Thu, 21 Apr 2016 14:12:00 +0000

WeeFeaturing A drama About A Harassed Lift Music Composer, Plus More Tales from Our tour.

Pop Parody Tourette's

Thu, 14 Apr 2016 13:13:00 +0000

This week I very bravely open up about my unusual secret disability; I conduct a college workshop over the phone from a hairdressers; there are tales from on tour with The Young'uns, and more jingles from my eleven-year-old niece Lucy.

Hang On, We're Having A few Teething Problems With The Beat But Don't Leave The club

Wed, 06 Apr 2016 20:49:00 +0000

We enter April, and after three weeks of Australian adventures you'll be pleased to know that we're finally back in England for more exciting supermarket based anecdotes.

My Adolescent Melodramatic Musical Set Inside A University Library, Plus More Tales From Australia

Wed, 30 Mar 2016 20:05:00 +0000

Featuring My Adolescent Melodramatic Musical Set Inside A University Library, Plus More Tales From Australia

Young Nuns Down Under

Wed, 23 Mar 2016 11:42:00 +0000

Our Australian adventure continues.

The Pissing Howling Dog Lady From Down Under

Wed, 16 Mar 2016 19:42:00 +0000

March 2016 sees me and my folk band The Young'uns touring Australia. It therefore becomes increasingly challenging to write, record and release daily blogs due to busy schedules, travel and patchy WIFI. But that isn't enough to stop me. Week 11 of this project brings tales of horsey hitch hikers, howling pissing dog ladies and a fictional meeting with the Queen.

Self-Composed Metal Songs About Psychos, Murderers, And Vegans

Thu, 10 Mar 2016 16:00:00 +0000

Enter the mind of my teenage self as I present you with some of my metal songs covering such subjects as psychos, murderers and vegans. Sheffield and Rotherham do battle, I fondle a couple of rings, and we dollop from yet another exciting location: this time it's Heathrow Airport as I head to Australia.

Mavis Crumble's Fart Game And A Limerick About A Leak

Sat, 05 Mar 2016 16:36:00 +0000

Featuring Mavis Crumble's Fart Game and a limerick about a leak.

Featuring Peter Kay, David Cameron, Jeremy Corbyn And Tony Blackburn

Fri, 26 Feb 2016 20:39:00 +0000

Featuring Peter Kay, David Cameron, Jeremy Corbyn and Tony Blackburn.

God Attends A Leadership Course

Fri, 19 Feb 2016 17:13:00 +0000

This week I showcase three very different songs and have yet another run-in with God,

I Get Naked And Experiment On Some Cats

Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:31:00 +0000

As we enter February, the challenge to write and record a blog everyday becomes a lot more difficult and fraught with obstacles. Nevertheless I bravely and defiantly soldier on to bring you stories of cats, cupboards and kettles, the tale of my embarrassing sleep walking incident, and a very awkward moment with a girl on a train.

Featuring A Genuine Real Ghost

Fri, 05 Feb 2016 15:37:00 +0000

This week there's plenty of paranormal activity, I learn a startling bottom-based fact courtesy of a Beastie Boys forum, and I share a bed with some quirky Australians.

Dyslexic Gay Hungarian Plumber

Thu, 28 Jan 2016 15:43:00 +0000

More erotic fiction, more song parodies, and I adopt some unlikely roles including an aeroplane pilot and a dyslexic gay Hungarian plumber.

Anal Cavity Search

Thu, 21 Jan 2016 12:16:00 +0000

Featuring a crazy old dog lady; Song parodies courtesy of Leona Lewis and George formby,; I get caught up in a riot, have a fight with a robot and am given an anal cavity search - what a week!

A Surreal Spy Drama, Erotic Fiction, And A Sci-fi Story Of A Dystopic Future World

Thu, 14 Jan 2016 22:20:00 +0000

Featuring A Surreal Spy Drama, Erotic Fiction, And A Sci-fi Story Of A Dystopic Future World

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week1. Lock UP Your Virgins

Thu, 07 Jan 2016 18:00:00 +0000

In 2016 I released a podcast everyday for that year. The project was called David's Daily Digital Dollop. In a bid to streamline this podcast I have deleted the 366 daily episodes for 2016 and am replacing them with weekly omnibus editions. Enjoy the first week's worth of Dollops, featuring a rather colourful pub landlord, a chat with a member of the church Of The Flying spaghetti Monster, a blagger's guide to football chat, a warning for virgins, and I have a run-in with God.