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Strange New Worlds S2E7 "Those Old Scientists"

Sat, 29 Jul 2023 16:00:00 +0000

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bruce-campbell-podcast/id1660690303

Real News

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 19:00:00 +0000

we discuss strike-breaking tactics, trump possibly getting indicted for Jan 6, prisons without air conditioning, a mysterious drug-resistant fungus in WA, and a prison colony

Strange New Worlds S2E6 "Lost in Translation"

Fri, 21 Jul 2023 17:00:00 +0000

you're slowly losing your mind? here, have a phaser

TNG S2E4 "The Outrageous Okona" (feat. The Bruce Campbell Podcast's Nate + Tyler)

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 19:00:00 +0000

comedy is dead. rest in piscopo.

Comrade Brit is joined by Nate and Tyler from The Bruce Campbell Podcast and Animorphin Time to discuss Star Trek kinda, but mostly Joe Fucking Piscopo.

Bruce Campbell Podcast:

Animorphin Time:

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Strange New Worlds S2E5 "Charades"

Sat, 15 Jul 2023 21:35:49 +0000

Strange New Worlds S2E4 "Among the Lotus Eaters"

Sat, 15 Jul 2023 20:11:39 +0000

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Strike Captain's Log (feat. Carlos Cisco)

Sat, 15 Jul 2023 17:00:00 +0000

we interview WGA Strike Captain and Star Trek Discovery Writer Carlos Cisco about the strike, AI, solidarity, Bar Association (DS9), and Author, Author (VOY)

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Listener Questions

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 19:00:00 +0000

you ask, we answer

Real News

Sun, 02 Jul 2023 16:00:00 +0000

we discuss the wagner/russia situation, the supreme court striking down affirmative action in college admissions, NYC school lunch corruption, Bill Cosby sued by 9 more women for r*pe, medicare fraud, snake smuggling, some british guy drinking himself to death, and the final chapter on jeffrey epstein's suicide

Strange New Worlds S2E3 "Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow"

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 19:00:00 +0000

Jack Kerouac - On the Choad

Soy Trek

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 19:00:00 +0000

tarot is just sports for witchy girls, crooked media, marc maron, fearing carrot top at full strength, outsmarting the predator, what culture has the cleanest buttholes?, chiropractors are fake, Brit gets conned for weed, jacking off in a piss shit room, and the worst smelling bathroom

Trek News

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 19:00:00 +0000

prodigy got cancelled. shit sucks.

Real News

Sun, 25 Jun 2023 19:00:00 +0000

We discuss the Oceangate Titan, the Canary Islands migrant boat disaster, The Supreme Court breaking native treaties, and the great Orcanizing.

Strange New Worlds S2E2 "Ad Astra per Aspera"

Sat, 24 Jun 2023 19:23:38 +0000

pike's hair winks at the prosecution

Soy Trek

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 19:00:00 +0000

brit's neighbor gives them part of a dead owl

Real News

Mon, 19 Jun 2023 19:00:00 +0000

News for the 3rd week of June, 2023. We cover the downfall of the racist, transphobic D&D company, the Reddit Blackout, public internet, ticketmaster regulation, the impending UPS strike, and Depression in the US.

Strange New Worlds S2E1 "The Broken Circle"

Sat, 17 Jun 2023 07:00:00 +0000

i need a medically induced handjob

One Small Step: A Star Trek Fan Production

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 19:00:00 +0000

pat gets paranoid about his neighbor seeing him eat pie incorrectly

Soy Trek

Mon, 12 Jun 2023 19:00:00 +0000

baby gronk is the new rizz emperor

Real News

Sat, 10 Jun 2023 19:00:00 +0000

second week of June, 2023

A Test of Time: A Star Trek Fan Production

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 19:00:00 +0000

sounds like the worst prog rock album of all time

Trek News

Mon, 05 Jun 2023 19:00:00 +0000

star trek news for the first week of June, 2023

Real News

Sat, 03 Jun 2023 19:00:00 +0000

first week of June, 2023

The Human Adventure: A Star Trek Fan Film

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 19:00:00 +0000

dicks and swords swingin baby

Garfield Jokes

Tue, 30 May 2023 19:00:00 +0000

protocols of the odies of zion

Outraged: A Star Trek Fan Production

Sun, 28 May 2023 19:00:00 +0000

when the blueface allegations come back to bite you

Borg Hunters: A Star Trek Fan Production

Thu, 25 May 2023 20:00:00 +0000

I have his DNA sample. You should get it out of my mouth.

Know Your Host: Brit

Tue, 23 May 2023 20:00:00 +0000

Pat interviews co-host Britain Ryan Strah

Know Your Host: Pat

Mon, 22 May 2023 21:30:00 +0000

Comrade Brit interviews co-host Pat Hoey

Star Trek Beyond (pt. 2)

Tue, 16 May 2023 19:00:00 +0000

krall-ing in my skin, these wounds they will not heal

Star Trek Beyond (pt. 1)

Fri, 12 May 2023 19:00:00 +0000

sulu's gay! sulu's gay! (for seven to twelve seconds)

Star Trek Into Darkness (pt. 2)

Tue, 09 May 2023 19:00:00 +0000

soldier of foreskin

Star Trek Into Darkness (pt. 1)

Sun, 07 May 2023 03:00:00 +0000

put some bleach in an asshole, gimme a bendy straw, i'm havin a birthday

Star Trek (2009) [pt. 2]

Tue, 02 May 2023 21:00:00 +0000

vulcan pool boy ass pussy

Star Trek (2009) [pt. 1]

Fri, 28 Apr 2023 07:00:00 +0000

eugenics roddenberry

TAS S01E10 "Mudd's Passion"

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 21:00:00 +0000

you look like that boy Angus (1995)

Picard Finale "The Final Generation"

Fri, 21 Apr 2023 07:00:00 +0000

there once was a man named soong

with a dick so big it filled a room

it go so hard, it hit picard

and made a new kid in his womb

TAS S01E09 "Once Upon a Planet"

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 22:00:00 +0000

bones manifests a plantation

Picard S03E09 "Vox"

Fri, 14 Apr 2023 07:00:00 +0000

inshallah the borg cube shall fall

TAS S01E08 "The Magicks of Megas-Tu"

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 07:00:00 +0000

STRAWNG FINGERSSSS

Picard S03E08 "Surrender"

Fri, 07 Apr 2023 07:00:00 +0000

that's the thing about positronic cum; it never dries

TAS S01E07 "The Infinite Vulcan"

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 07:00:00 +0000

knuckle hair is the pepper of greek food

Picard S03E07 "Dominion"

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 20:00:00 +0000

maybe lore,

maybe soong,

goodnight data,

goodnight moon

TAS S01E06 "The Survivor"

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 07:00:00 +0000

brought to you by winston cigarettes

Picard S03E06 "The Bounty"

Sun, 26 Mar 2023 06:10:16 +0000

jackhammering the semen out of jim kirk's dead body at daystrom

TAS S01E05 "More Tribbles, More Troubles"

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 07:00:00 +0000

maybe the whole galaxy kinda like a gumbo

Picard S03E05 "Impostors"

Fri, 17 Mar 2023 07:00:00 +0000

diamond in the rough trade

TAS S01E04 "The Lorelei Signal"

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 07:00:00 +0000

urn fulla cum, jim

Star Trek Wikifeet

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 07:00:00 +0000

we review the wikifeet ratings of star trek casts from tos-ent

Picard S03E04 "No Win Scenario"

Sat, 11 Mar 2023 07:37:03 +0000

two in the pink, one in the great link

TAS S01E03 "One of Our Planets is Missing"

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +0000

life is like a box of chocolates: brown and covered in pee

Picard S03E03 "Seventeen Seconds"

Sat, 04 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +0000

putting a portal on your dick and the other portal on your dad's dick so you can impregnate your mom with...alright, I don't know. we're losin' it.

Listener Questions

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +0000

we dig into the mail bag and answer all your questions

TAS S01E02 "Yesteryear"

Mon, 27 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

jerking off my dad and putting his sperm in my dick so I can fuck my mom and get her pregnant with myself...to the future

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Real News Feb Week 4 2023

Sat, 25 Feb 2023 22:00:00 +0000

recession on its way, biden gives more shit to ukraine, trump dunks on the libs in east palestine, and dudes who lift heavy stuff have more sperm

Picard S03E02 "Disengage"

Fri, 24 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

this is shaw trek now

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TAS S01E01 "Beyond the Farthest Star"

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

strategic defense chandelier

Picard S03E01 "The Next Generation"

Sat, 18 Feb 2023 07:36:06 +0000

The Guard of the Unknown Shuttle

Star Trek: Nemesis Subspace Transmissions

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

all the deep production notes about Nemesis and how much everybody hated it

Star Trek: Nemesis (Pt. 2)

Sun, 12 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

B-4skin

Star Trek: Nemesis (Pt. 1)

Fri, 10 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

the maiden voyage of the Enterprise-DSLs

Star Trek: Insurrection Subspace Transmissions

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

all the production notes and behind the scenes facts about star trek: insurrection you could fit in all your holes and then some

Star Trek: Insurrection (Pt. 2)

Sun, 29 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

boo cookie party

Star Trek: Insurrection (Pt. 1)

Sat, 28 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

f-word murray abarham

Trek News Jan Week 4 2023

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

strange new worlds gets an enby, the hageman bros. discuss the future of prodigy, george takei getting fucked by the fairness doctrine, and we talk about how scott bakula is a chill discreet mfer with a nice butt

Real News Jan Week 4 2023

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

alec baldwin charged with manslaughter, twitter's advertising revenue dries up, mike lindell loses a bunch of money over election conspiracies, charities are actually not great, and some typical republican union busting

Star Trek: First Contact Subspace Transmissions

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

every single production detail about First Contact. ever.

Star Trek: First Contact (Pt. 2)

Mon, 23 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

suck the puke dick

Star Trek: First Contact (Pt. 1)

Sun, 22 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

definitely starring cch pounder as lily

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Trek News Jan Week 3 2023

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

the section 31 spinoff finally gets an update (kinda?), Discovery poorly explains dumb things from Picard, and Majel Barrett will no longer be the voice of Star Trek computers

Real News Jan Week 3 2023

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

all presidents are bastards, andy dick is a bastard, elon musk is a bastard who accidentally funded nazis, d&d is a bastard, peru is a bastard, UFOs are pretty cool, Rick AND Morty are bastards, but the dude who killed shinzo abe is REALLY FUCKING COOL

Star Trek: Subspace Generations

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

dear star trek captains: stop trying to be action stars. you are old.

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Star Trek: Generations (Pt. 2)

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

let's give a kneeling ovation for the chronicles of ribbon

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Star Trek: Generations (Pt. 1)

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

featuring Alan Ruck as Captain Fuck

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Enterprise S4E4 "Borderland"

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 20:00:00 +0000

we watch one of the augments sucks Arik Soong’s soul out through his dick

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Trek News Jan Week 1 2023

Sun, 01 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

RIP to mudd's woman maggie thrett, fusion energy is on the horizon, and the ways in which SNW has retconned TOS

Real News Jan Week 1 2023

Sat, 31 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

southwest airlines fucks up because, you guessed it: capitalism, and federal prisons finally have to have working security cameras (but there's no penalty if they don't)

Prodigy S1E20 "Supernova Pt. 2"

Fri, 30 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

when it comes down to it, quentin tarantino is just the roman polanski of feet

DS9 S4E24 "The Quickening"

Mon, 26 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0000

where the hell is duncan mccloud?

Trek News Dec Week 4 2022

Mon, 26 Dec 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Is quentin tarantino directing a star trek miniseries?, is julian bashir returning to trek?, which language is harder: na’vi or klingon?, was mork from ork in the trek universe?, trek invents sliding doors, updates on the new Sisko comic, and we critique somebody else’s year end list

Real News Dec Week 4 2022

Sun, 25 Dec 2022 23:00:00 +0000

we discuss the winter storm coming down on america, britain explains the broken bail system, scotland does a solid for trans rights, a tesla on autopilot causes an autopileup, facial recognition technology and what it means for the punitive state, and asking your local city counsel for a public sex dungeon

Prodigy S1E19 "Supernova Pt.1"

Fri, 23 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

hit us up with your favorite anal numbers!

TAS S2E4 "Albatross"

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

don't stop i'm about to guard

Trek News Dec Week 3 2022

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

star trek's first woman director dies, quark gets a corgi, training an algorithm to understand tamarian, terry matalas hires a dude from 12 monkeys to captain the titan, we all want star trek: o'brien, the roddenberry foundation paints some satellites or something, and truly one of the dumbest articles ever comparing star trek tos to...the capitalist economy

Real News Dec Week 3 2022

Sun, 18 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

chewing gum soup, trump sells $4.4mil of nft ‘trading cards’, anti-vaxxers more likely to get in serious vehicle accidents, a possible fentanyl vaccine, scientists discover the snake clitorus, elon suspends jouralists from twitter for *checks notes*…journalism, and a hilariously bad understanding of leftists’ view of capital by a…world war 2 historian?

Prodigy S1E18 "Mindwalk"

Sat, 17 Dec 2022 09:45:00 +0000

captain britain challenges alexander the great to a dick sucking contest in sto-vo-kor

Avatar 2: The Way of Water

Fri, 16 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

spoiler alert/3 word review: cameron. don't. miss.

TNG S4E17 "Night Terrors"

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

13 reasons worf

Trek News Dec Week 2 2022

Sun, 11 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

the original saavik kirstie alley dies, michelle yeoh named time's icon of 2022, discovery season 4 releases on bluray, lower decks nominated for critics choice award, jurati isn't coming back to picard, a local theater in ohio does a star trek christmas play, and what went wrong with nemesis

Real News Dec Week 2 2022

Sat, 10 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

wnba star brittney griner is released in exchange for 'the merchant of death' while hundreds of thousands sit in jail on nonviolent drug offenses, the warlock defeats the werewolf advocate hershel walker in a huge victory for big dracula, san fransicko decides killer police robots aren't as rad as we know they are, nato sucks (but so does everything else), tgifraud days fake mozzarella sticks, the US is just four weapons manufacturers in a trench coat pretending to be consumer capitalism, and we weigh in on the hunter biden laptop twitter thing.

Prodigy S1E17 "Ghost in the Machine"

Fri, 09 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

in which the magic school bussy flies through the holedeck gape tunnel

TNG S1E1 "Encounter at Fartpoint"

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

ohhh, manual docking? i thought you wanted me to dock with emmanuel. whoops

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Trek News Dec Week 1 2022

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

no more star trek events in europe?, the battle between takei and shatner continues, the only race klingons are afraid of, the future of physical media, wrapping up the picard auction, and captain britain wages war on r/startrekmemes for allowing their community to become unsafe

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Enterprise S4E4 "Borderland"

Sun, 04 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

we watch one of the augments sucks Arik Soong’s soul out through his dick

Real News Dec Week 1 2022

Sun, 04 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

the current rail labor situation, the army planning to pay millions to influence kids through video game streamers, and jp morgan becoming a megalandlord

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Prodigy S1E16 "Preludes"

Sat, 03 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

could god microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn’t put his dick in it?

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Lower Decks S1E3 "Temporal Edict"

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

lower decks could really use an evil gay baby like family guy

Trek News Nov Week 4 2022

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

production wraps on discovery season 5, star trek spirits launching romulan rye and vodka, star trek first contact music coming back to picard, adam savage spends a lot of time this week with star trek props including for the picard auction, murf's voice actor talks murf, and reading series: who's a better first officer: riker or spock?

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Real News Nov Week 4 2022

Sun, 27 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

the club q shooting and recognizing the victims and heroes fighting hate, the crypto market is a failing fantasy, black friday strikes in britain, child prostitute ads legalized in canada (for cops), and the border and labor crisis collide

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Prodigy S1E15 "Masquerade"

Sat, 26 Nov 2022 08:15:00 +0000

we write, produce, direct, watch, and review the micropenis claus starring tim allen (2022)

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Picard S1E4 "Absolute Candor"

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

a promise is a prison. so get in my promise dungeon

Trek News Nov Week 3 2022

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

star trek mission seattle canceled, a charming jonathan frakes interview, william shatner hates his former castmates, the ongoing picard auction, and we ask: is star trek suffering a similar burnout to star wars?

Real News Nov Week 3 2022

Sun, 20 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

the impending doom of twitter, herschel walker talks vampires vs werewolves, republicans take the house, the pentagon fails its yearly audit (as usual), the national adderall shortage, and the very real threat of cis christian groomers

Prodigy S1E14 "Crossroads"

Sat, 19 Nov 2022 11:11:00 +0000

murf grows a new foreskin, just like in the crossroads with britney spears

TNG S1E23 "Skin of Evil"

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

you've never been fisted before?!?!?!

Trek News Nov Week 2 2022

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

we discuss vw's 12mph captain's chair, the picard season 1&2 auction, the future of star trek 4, and robert beltran's probably bad politics

Real News Nov Week 2 2022

Sun, 13 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

we discuss the results of the midterm election, rip gallagher, alex jones ordered to pay $473 million more lol, and everything funny happening with worlds worst poster elon musk

Prodigy S1E13 "All The World's a Stage"

Sat, 12 Nov 2022 08:25:08 +0000

captain kirk shatners the bed. again.