The Rapscallion Rapport

Episode. 073 Magnets how do they work anyways? w/ special guest

Fri, 13 May 2022 02:38:41 +0000

On this episode we are saved from a greasy old young Jamie trying to get us to show him our......Magnet Mike is our guest and he's special.

Episode. 072 We start without Cam

Fri, 06 May 2022 02:13:30 +0000

Hey there fella.... You lonely?..... Good.

Episode. 071 69+2 Fingers

Fri, 29 Apr 2022 00:42:31 +0000

A day of tinkering and dinkering

Episode. 070 Once more into the void

Thu, 21 Apr 2022 15:23:36 +0000

The future is looking mostly Jamie.

Episode. 069 We weren't ready for this

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 14:05:29 +0000

HEYYYYY how's it going? Its episode 69 but in all actuality, it should be at least ep. 100. At this point it could just be considered masturbatory or maybe we are just trash historians trying to etch our own little mark on the great gold record of humanity. #freeJamieonreddit

Episode. 068 Great M8

Sun, 20 Mar 2022 04:52:54 +0000

Jamie out here

Episode. 067 Jude's Law

Mon, 07 Mar 2022 15:38:06 +0000

IT is what it is. Like murphy this will fallow a soul to the ends of the earth!

Episode. 066 Whoopie did nothing wrong?

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 02:49:06 +0000

We dont talk about Whoopie no no no.......

Episode. 065 An ode to Patsy Montana

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 20:57:33 +0000

woohoo 65 baby!

Episode. 064 A memorial sticker on a back window

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 02:19:58 +0000

Pretty much a part 2 of last week's woof is all I'm going to say.

Episode. 063 Anne Frankley my dear I don't give a damn

Mon, 10 Jan 2022 03:37:44 +0000

Jamie convinced the boys to come together for a early prostrate exam. He was so believable until the seaman.

Episode. 062 Cam is in a better place

Mon, 29 Nov 2021 16:18:30 +0000

Traumatic trauma traumatizing the traumatized

Episode. 061 A Father son type a thing

Sat, 20 Nov 2021 03:48:54 +0000

Its a episode, Its here! Enjoy it.

Episode. 060 New Intern

Tue, 09 Nov 2021 01:43:54 +0000

Something new something old something blue something bold. Seeing if we can teach an some new tricks to our friend.

Episode. 059 King Coach on Top 69!

Mon, 01 Nov 2021 23:54:14 +0000

Ever wonder how Tom Brady got where he was? Thats where King coach on top comes in. ol Billy Bell

Episode. 058 Flowers of the Masturbatorium

Sun, 24 Oct 2021 03:03:25 +0000

In this day and age everything is digital it not like you can hide your nudies under a stump or mattress. Fun ep this week hope you enjoy!

Episode. 057 THOTS and Prayers

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 05:07:34 +0000

Lets give it a rip bud

Episode. 056 Cherokee Bussie (Hot Ohio Nights Chronicles)

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 21:35:49 +0000

It plays like a gross Girls Gone Wild VHS Cams youth was a quagmire of drugs and debauchery, not to be envied but to be studied and learned from.

Episode. 055 Geoffrey Epstine and the Prisoners of Lil St. James

Thu, 09 Sep 2021 04:50:18 +0000

Books am I right? Well we'll see about that.....

Episode. 054 Sexual Predators vs. Illegal Aliens

Sat, 28 Aug 2021 04:33:45 +0000

Woof well this one is not bad.... Glass is half full kinda livin enjoy!

Episode. 053 George Hard. R. Martin (w/ special guests)

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 03:56:49 +0000

Our cycles are off this month gonna do a 14 day stretchy at work so the scheduling is wonky. So enjoy we have 2 guests on this very funny ep. 10 out of 10 would eat here again!

Episode. 052 Squirteen Candles

Fri, 13 Aug 2021 02:16:27 +0000

Late again... that's cool I guess... Chasing a Rapscallion around in the summer is like trying to catch a greased pig. In this episode we have on a real rotation of guests some are super cool and others are just pretending to be cool just to be a real serious DB. You cant really tell whom I speak about but its like hey I can hang. I've been warned that language will be used but still after all that because hey its 2021 and its a reequipment to warn about speech and your still going to have a breakdown and get upset and just be really cool. Welcome to the future.

Episode. 051 No Name But Still Important

Sat, 24 Jul 2021 04:23:14 +0000

Ok its been a little bit, just letting you marinate on our last 50. Hahahaha

Episode. 050 Dick Stainy

Fri, 09 Jul 2021 01:37:31 +0000

Its late but still just ok. Welcome back to the 50th ep of the most illustrious podcast in the northern most reaches of New England. That makes us sheltered and afraid of everything. We make due mostly by staring longingly into each others eyes begging, daring, wanting, one another just to give in and kiss the other. Just your typical norther east coast weekday. How about that weather sheesh.

Also we have Dylan making his 20th appearance and Jamie to remind us that cum still is a thing and that pretty cool

Episode. 049 Bohemian Fapsody

Wed, 30 Jun 2021 15:10:58 +0000

Wow what a great episode so close to 50 boyzzzzz. please enjoy and share any problems, concerns, or comments in any of our social media platforms.

Episode. 048 Designer Drugs, Designer Clothes, Claymation House

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 14:40:24 +0000

Fresh people So fresh it hurts, Daddy got used to sitting on like 5 eps. Now we bring you hot, moist, sticky eps and by ep 50 we will be back to videos.... so dig in tear us apart just like the country!

Episode. 047 The life of Pie, not PI

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 19:20:24 +0000

hey HOW ARE YOU. THIS IS A CALL TO ACTION! If you read this description please go to one of our many social media locations and let us know how you feel about our pod. we get lonely (mostly Cam) and we need you.

This episode is fun nice little banter but idk if your listening soooo that's cool I guess.

Episode. 046 Forest Gumpadilla

Wed, 09 Jun 2021 17:03:50 +0000

Low and slow this week boys. I think Daddy David was recovering from more of his arcane studies of Dark Hippy Magic. He puts his life on the line every weekend just to have a better understanding of their evil practices. So sit back and enjoy the mindless ramblings..

Episode. 045 Stayin' Alive

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 16:12:16 +0000

Episode 45 Ladies and Gentleman we are here for a slow burn ep today.. If you stick around we hear from some of our most favorite people. We get stock advice from a mortician. Chicken tendie advice from a nuggie dippin god! Oh what fun we have Thank you all for the listen. Have a great day.

Episode. 044 A Sanctimonious Man

Tue, 25 May 2021 02:32:30 +0000

Welcome back to another week. Thank you for listening and go give us a fallow on any of the shitty social media thats out there.

Episode. 043 Cam Smells Burnt Toast and His Face is Droopy

Wed, 19 May 2021 18:17:48 +0000

Welcome back we got some exciting news, we are going to return to youtube. We will also be starting a reddit today hopefully by tonight.

This weeks episode Cam does a lot more reminiscing on past experiences cleaning out so many skeletons. Thank you as always for listening.

Episode. 042 Sunday, Bloody Sunday

Tue, 11 May 2021 16:03:19 +0000

Welcome back to the Rapscallion Rapport. This week we get into Dave's secrets life outside of the podcast. Well to say the least he got into some dark hippy magic (scary stuff we almost lost him) Just like Indiana Jones he took advantage of being a white anthropology in a far off land and got everyone sick.

Episode. 041 Dad Bods and Hot Rods

Tue, 04 May 2021 18:58:03 +0000

Welcome welcome welcome. This week we had yet another great episode for you all. Just sit back and let the soothing of Cam sing some shitty song about some dirty river or something. have a great week!

Episode. 040 40 oz. to Freedom of Speach

Tue, 27 Apr 2021 18:12:46 +0000

This week is a good time for all. The opening scene is when we enter a dusty old road side bar. Walking in we see Cam playin pinball slamming his pelvis into the machine as soon as he sees you. Looking down the bar sipping what looks like an appletini is a thicc boi, Jordan. He looks at you, winks, and then goes back to his bev. Then, from the corner like a fierce American bald eagle, the sexiest man alive, smooth like baby; it's David. He stares you down, spits out his tooth pick, and takes a shot of 2% HOMO milk. He slams an elbow into the jukebox and CCR starts playing "it aint me, it aint me, I aint no fourtunate son.

Its on old man, what do you do?

They all start to surround you with furry and lust in their eyes.

You get a flash back of Nam. Not that you went to war but that vacation you took back in 2003. You told Sharon it was business, "yeah the business of lady boy f@ckin!'"

Episode. 039 Low Brain Activity

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 10:30:00 +0000

Hello!? This week we Chat about some of ore thoughts on restaurants and some dark places we've gone to. Pretty much nobody deserves a human to cook and/or served them anything. Have a wonderful week!

Episode. 038 Star Whores: A New Pope. With Extra Special guest Jeff Sharp

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 16:45:00 +0000

Hello todays episode we explore what the future of media will look like with all of the licensing issues.... Jeff stops by to lay down fat knowledge.

Episode. 037 Where the Red Fern Blows

Tue, 06 Apr 2021 18:07:04 +0000

This week we talk Geography. All around the world and back.... Man what an adventure your about to embark on. Dave's past life comes up when he would sell his body to feed his family. Yeah kinda serious stuff guys. Kisses to the bois B=D

Episode. 036 Feed Me Your nostalgia

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 17:44:32 +0000

Thank you for listening. This week we speak on what basic ass things rustle our jimmies. Its kind of a low and slow ep because the bois were hungies.

Episode. 035 Cam the Craftsman

Sun, 28 Mar 2021 15:44:42 +0000

Episode 35 is really a milestone for no one but that means its for everyone.

In this episode Cam really opens his third eye of knowledge so David and I may lap it up. Its a fun time you'll learn nothing.

Episode. 034 Useful Idiots

Wed, 24 Mar 2021 14:24:25 +0000

Hey its episode 34 congratulations for making it. We are just talking about smooth brain thing as pre usual. Enjoy

Episode. 033 The Poon My Harsh Mister

Sat, 20 Mar 2021 12:25:00 +0000

A deep dive, a chronical of David's syce

Episode. 032 That Aint Me Dabe

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 00:52:21 +0000

Hey there how ya doin'. In this episode we talk about Ted Cruz wetting/misting his eggs as written from a legitimate media source. Many other thing aws

Episode. 031 Apocalypto Now!

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 05:00:00 +0000

In this weeks episode we talk about some pretty cool things guys.

Episode. 030 But Doctor Dave What about my Tenis?

Wed, 03 Mar 2021 01:13:45 +0000

Thanks for listening.

In this episode we talk about a lot of smart thing like we do every week. so get ready strap in and be mildly annoyed. Enjoy. Also tenises

Episode. 029 A Harem of Camron's

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 15:39:54 +0000

Thanks for being here.

This was a weird one. Something in the air this night edging like crazy. lets see how it goes maybe we should start a website. Trashy episode though I mean we can do better! not really its good you downloaded it

Episode. 028 Just another Chevy Commercial

Fri, 19 Feb 2021 05:45:03 +0000

Thanks for the listen. Pass it around.

In this episode sing and listen to the Chevy Commercial for about 6 min straight so if thats not your bag then skip to around 7 min. After that its just chaos its fun give it a try.

Episode. 027 The Green Mile Effect

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 16:10:00 +0000

Thanks for listening share with someone who wont be super cranky hearing our voices.

In this episode we talk about the what ifs of dropping something in a parking lot. You end up in prison getting your kidney stones sucked out John Coffee style.

Episode. 026 Frenemies at the Gates

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 15:00:00 +0000

This episode is a long one like all the others so strap in.

Episode. 025 pt. 2 Corporate Entanglement

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 00:22:01 +0000

Welcome To part 2. really go listen to part one for full context but since your here this ones about listening to some choice 80's toons from post eagles band members and a whole lotta random. Water cooler talk (there wrapped it back around to the corporate thing from the name of the episode.....Damn im good)

Episode. 025 pt. 1 Corporate Entanglement

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 00:15:46 +0000

Today we discuss what companies might offer you to keep you in their grips. Just remember the car, the wife, the house? Hmmmm

Episode. 024 pt.2 The Oregon Trail

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 20:26:06 +0000

A lot was discussed and the boys got a little edgy. Thats what happens when the tips dont touch for a long period of time. It is what it is. Enjoy!

Episode. 024 pt.1 The Oregon Trail

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 19:56:42 +0000

Thank you for joining us on this adventure we noticed you are plump so if it grows cold we shall eat you. Jk we talk about bad food on the trail then take a sharp turn into aliens fallowed by a giant chunk of time talking about Star trek. On a serious note thank you for listening even if only for a moment. Would you like to draw the first straw to be eaten?

This really could have been named anything though.

Episode. 023 pt.2 Usual Suspects

Sun, 24 Jan 2021 05:00:00 +0000

Dave recount being cat fished by an old co worker who used to beat Belgium prostitutes while we console him. He plays a hell of a victim.

Episode. 023 pt.1 Usual Suspects

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 21:54:06 +0000

Dave recount being cat fished by an old co worker who used to beat Belgium prostitutes while we console him. He plays a hell of a victim.

Episode. 022 Try Hard

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 19:02:00 +0000

On todays episode we try hard. Dave is still recovering from his week old trauma. Remastering classic art, getting into archology to be a creep like Indiana Jones

Episode. 021 Boys Get It Done pt.2

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 21:00:00 +0000

China, old movies, investment advice. Also some cat asmr.

Episode. 021 Boys Get It Done pt.1

Sun, 10 Jan 2021 04:04:47 +0000

China, old movies, investment advice. Also some cat asmr.

Episode.020 EMTY HOUSE

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 22:08:35 +0000

Uncle Joey and Uncle Jesse are the only ones left as they have to fill the rolls of everyone whos gone. The only way to pay rent is rock n' roll and stand up prop comedy, and selling goofy drugs as San Francisco falls deeper and deeper into hell.

Good conversation but its got some girth to it so enjoy

Episode. 019 BATTLEFIELD GIRTH pt. 2

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 19:13:02 +0000

It's the year 3000 A.D., and the Earth is lost to the alien race of Psychlos. Humanity is enslaved by these gold-thirsty tyrants, who are unaware that their 'man-animals' are about to ignite the rebellion of a lifetime. Pt.2 more of the same just a wrap up

Episode. 019 BATTLEFIELD GIRTH pt. 1

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 18:59:10 +0000

Episode. 0018 Requiem for a Cream

Sun, 20 Dec 2020 05:50:55 +0000

We talk a little bit of this and a little bit of that

Episode. 017 The Wooder Shortage pt.2

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 03:34:28 +0000

Just talking about the world and Pokémon and so many topics its hard to really pin point what to describe to you so enjoy!

Oh yeah

In this episode we also stress test a random store in a simulated black market water sales and potential shortages.

Episode. 017 The Wooder Shortage pt.1

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 03:27:04 +0000

Just talking about the world and Pokémon and so many topics its hard to really pin point what to describe to you so enjoy!

Oh yeah

In this episode we also stress test a random store in a simulated black market water sales and potential shortages.

Episode. 016 LOT LIZARD SIMULATOR

Wed, 25 Nov 2020 18:40:10 +0000

This weeks episode is about choices like the ones a young 10 ft. tall lizard girl named Cam has to do to get by in this poor excuse for a world. listen to her story.... Or not its probably not that at all.

Episode.015 Like A Rock

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 15:43:58 +0000

An epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, This Chevy commercial tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love and volcanos.

In other words, a story about two gay cowboys.

Episode.014 The Grandest Canyon

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 15:09:50 +0000

Want to join our University its pretty chill everyone is welcome. We got magic undies and chickee nuggies

Episode. 013 The Imaginarium of Doctor Camnassus

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 00:39:36 +0000

In London, the sideshow troupe of Doctor CAMnassus promises the audience a journey to the "Imaginarium", an imaginary world commanded by the mind of Doctor CAMnassus, where dreams come true.

In all seriousness though, we are all just figments of Camron's imagination so live it up we all just exist in a mad mans noggin!

Episode.012 Spooky Episode

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 17:44:00 +0000

When three rappers want to get even with a pimp, they accidentally unleash a leprechaun who goes on a killing rampage in tha 'hood.

Its a dark one lets see how it goes we gave Cam the power of the fog machine and he made sure there was plenty of atmosphere.

Episode. 011 Proud of Your Boys

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 19:21:08 +0000

In this episode we talk about nothing just general trash. We meet Jordan who brings absolutely nothing to the conversation so thats cool. We also learn where the proud boys got they're name from (hint:) its super cool.

Episode. 009 Votes for Sale

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 22:13:50 +0000

How much would you charge for your vote? Dave's probably 300-450$ Cam 30-75$ but Jamie is so fucking patriotic that his vote would go for 40,000$ is it worth that though?

Episode. 010 Wake Me Up When Simptember Ends

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 21:57:02 +0000

Fedoras have come and passed

Neck beards can never last

Wake me up when Simptember ends

I'll drink the water straight from your bath

Smell your hair and coom way to fast

Wake me up when Simptember ends......

Well the boys try to get to the bottom of conflict by starting a conflict with Jamie. Jamie doesn't take a fight lying down no sir he's not French he's actually Jewish!

Its been a strange summer. I also discovered the sound board and it gets annoying!

Episode. 008 Jamie's STD Test Results

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 19:24:17 +0000

We were all a little on edge this episode patiently waiting for the test to be read out loud. but Dave was a special kind of nervous thats because Dave is carrying Jamies lovechild and gave him the clap. the boys also manage to piss off Jamie off almost every step of the way......enjoy

Episode.007 Horse race, Hurricane Erin, 9/11 w Jamie

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 15:17:54 +0000

Always good to go down the rabbit hole, especially with an experienced spelunker of wonderland....Jamie....We get into a lot of different topics so remember to never forget.

oh yeah and Dave really thinks we landed on the moon?!?!

Episode. 006 "Speedy Delivery" ft Jamie

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 14:44:47 +0000

The seaman saga continues in this episode wise Jamie bestows the boys with information that would enable Cam and David to "Johnny Appleseed" their genetics across the united states. This is our endgame......Or not.

Also a special guest we got a visit from a Gypsy that made David disappear for a long time then Cam defeated the gypsy in mind karate. the curse lifted Dave returned and the creature was forced to unclog the lavatory and restore balance to the universe

Episode. 005 Metallurgy, Meta-magic, and Mortuaries

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 14:38:47 +0000

In this episode Cam and Dave sit down with close friends and fellow rapscallions Bark-flesh and John Stark. Viral brain illness, angel lust, and life after a coma are just some of the topics we cover.

Episode. 004 Ep.004 Zerphy in the Rye: A stumble in the Life with Chris Chabot

Sat, 05 Sep 2020 04:27:56 +0000

First part the guys learn everything you need to know about CBD farming very educational. Second half is a small eulogy for Zach Zerphy some music some stories some history.

Episode. 003 Spanking a bear with the bible. ft. Jamie

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 03:27:52 +0000

In this weeks episode Our resident guest try his hand at teaching the bois a thing or two about the holy bible. The act of bear spanking is also brought up and we learn to not feed the bears but spank them ever so gently. If your not a christian you should read the book and it'll make you turn the other cheek on your religion. P.s. Mosses was kind of a dick.

Ep.002 The Hangover

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 04:40:38 +0000

Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.

Not Really Cam was hungover Dave's being Dave. The conversation goes places and its fun.

EP. 001 Are you my dad?

Thu, 13 Aug 2020 02:47:50 +0000

To kick things off we have Father of the year candidate Jamie on his NPE (non parental event) after he started using genetic programs like 23 and me. Its late its messy its a perfect first. subscribe and become a rapscallion!