Swifties Anonymous

#24. The Last Time + Holy Ground

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 13:36:23 +0000

In this episode, the girls discuss Snow Patrol, The Fray, Jonas Brothers, and other mid-2000s bands, and eventually get around to talking about The Last Time and Holy Ground.

Holy Ground in the Live Lounge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpT6Ua3FIp8&ab_channel=BBCRadio1VEVO

Questions? Comments? Concerns? We wanna know! Email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com!

#23. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together + Stay Stay Stay

Fri, 20 May 2022 13:00:00 +0000

Are the girls actually sponsored by JCPenney? Will Kristen do her Harry Styles impression again?? What do they think of the songs WANEGBT and Stay x3?? Slap that play button to find out!

As always, send your questions, comments, complaints, hot takes, or personal anecdotes to swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com!

#22. 22 + I Almost Do

Sun, 08 May 2022 16:08:50 +0000

In this episode, the girls get in their feelings about no longer being in their early twenties and reminisce about early 2010s hipster culture. Yeah, we get real nostalgic in this one.

Got any very specific memories to overshare?? We wanna hear them! Email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com!

#21. All Too Well

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 12:50:15 +0000

In this very special episode, Jess and Kristen are joined by their good friend Brit to discuss the legendary track five All Too Well. What do they think of this song? Is there anything at all they dislike about it?? Will Kristen do her Harry Styles impression again?? Find out now!!

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Hot takes? We wanna hear 'em! Email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com and/or follow us on instagram @swiftiesanonymouspodcast !

#20. Treacherous + I Knew You Were Trouble

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 15:25:50 +0000

Was dubstep ever cool or just immediately outdated? Is Harry styles a bad boy or a little old puffy haired British man? What do the girls think about Treacherous and I Knew You Were Trouble(.?)? Find out in this episode of Swifties Anonymous! (Now on Instagram @swiftiesanonymouspodcast)

As always, tell us your thoughts at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com!

#19. State of Grace + Red

Fri, 18 Mar 2022 14:08:50 +0000

In this episode, Jess and Kristen invent a new segment while discussing the first two songs on Red. They also have lots of fun facts to share and strong opinions on Maseratis.

Do you have strong opinions on Maseratis? Or anything at all? Send us an email at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com!

#18: Time For Red

Fri, 04 Mar 2022 13:37:03 +0000

In this episode, Jess and Kristen discuss Joni Mitchell, Max Martin, Mark Martin, James Taylor, and more. How do any of these people relate to the Taylor Swift album Red?? Slap that Play button to find out!

Red liner notes: https://genius.com/Taylor-swift-red-liner-notes-annotated

Did we miss anything in this Red overview?? Let us know! Email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com!

#17. Speak Now - Bonus Tracks + Album Wrap-Up

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 13:20:00 +0000

Will Jess and Kristen ever stop talking about John Mayer? Who are their favorite superheroes? What do they think of the songs Ours, If This Was Movie, and Superman?? Find out by slapping that play button now!

Have any Swifty Theories(TM) to share? Send them our way and we'll mercilessly ridicule them! (Just kidding but it might be funny if we did. Anyway email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com)

#16. Speak Now - Part 7

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 14:00:00 +0000

In this episode, Kristen attempts a fake message from our sponsors while Jess's mic explodes, also the girls get pretty morbid talking about celebrity deaths in small aircraft accidents. They also discuss the songs Last Kiss & Long Live!

What are those hats that Taylor always wore during the Red era? If you know (or even if you don't) let us know at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com!

#15. Speak Now - Part 6

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 14:00:00 +0000

Thank you for coming to Kristen's TED Talk about how Innocent is actually about John Mayer and NOT Kanye West. The girls also talk about the song Haunted.

As always, please submit any hot takes to swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com !!

#14. Speak Now - Part 5

Fri, 07 Jan 2022 15:44:40 +0000

In this episode, Jess & Kristen discuss Owl City, Jonas Brothers, and the Taylor Swift songs Enchanted & Better Than Revenge.

If you want us to be funnier, please send us some better jokes at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com !

#13. Speak Now - Part 4

Tue, 28 Dec 2021 02:09:13 +0000

In this episode, the girls discuss some cringy memories (and whether pictures can corrupt those memories), Noble Jones (the carpenter), and Noble Jones (the director). Oh and also there's some mention of Taylor Swift songs in there somewhere? Possibly The Story of Us and Never Grow Up?? Slap that play button to find out!!

Once again, I am asking you to email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com

#12. Speak Now - Part 3

Sat, 11 Dec 2021 18:34:57 +0000

Things get a little too real this week as Jess & Kristen discuss the songs Dear John & Mean. Who could these songs possibly be about?? Find out by slapping that play button now!!!

Do you love this podcast? Do you hate it? Let us know at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com ! (pls don't actually send hate mail tho)

#11: Speak Now - Part 2

Sat, 27 Nov 2021 17:42:59 +0000

Which song was written in an airplane bathroom? What would a Taylor + Bjork collab be like? What do Jess & Kristen think of the songs Back to December and Speak now?? Find out in this episode of Swifties Anonymous!

If you're reading this, you're legally* obligated to email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com

*for legal reasons, that's probably not actually true but still please email us

#10: Speak Now - Part 1

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 14:51:17 +0000

It's finally Speak Now Time and the girls are READY. Slap that play button to hear Jess & Kristen's thoughts on the songs Mine and Sparks Fly!

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Suggestions? Hilarious anecdotes involving the music of Taylor Swift?? We wanna know! Email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com !!

#9: Taylor Swift - Part 3 + Album Wrap-Up

Sat, 30 Oct 2021 21:48:21 +0000

Finally, the girls return to where it all began - Taylor Swift's debut album, "Taylor Swift". Listen to Jess & Kristen's thoughts on Should've Said No, Mary's Song (Oh My My My), Our Song, I'm Only Me When I'm With You, Invisible, and A Perfectly Good Heart. Yeah, it's a lot.

Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Hot Takes? Over-the-top Praise?? We wanna hear it! Email us at swiftiesanonymous@gmail.com !

#8: Fearless - Part 5 + Album Wrap-Up

Sat, 23 Oct 2021 00:29:46 +0000

Who were Jess & Kristen’s first celebrity crushes? What’s more boring than a dark grey t-shirt?? What do the girls think of the songs Come In With the Rain, Superstar, The Other Side of the Door, and Today Was a Fairytale??? Find out in this episode of Swifties Anonymous (Swifties Anonymous’s Version)!

#7: Fearless - Part 4

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 00:44:24 +0000

In this episode, Jess and Kristen plan their first public apology (in the form of a screenshot of the Notes app on Twitter) while discussing The Best Day, Change, Jump Then Fall, and Untouchable.

#6: Fearless - Part 3

Fri, 17 Sep 2021 18:14:35 +0000

In this episode, the girls pitch their next two podcasts, spoil season 2 of the WB show Gilmore Girls, and discuss the next four songs from Taylor Swift's sophomore album Fearless (2008).

#5: Fearless - Part 2

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 17:28:46 +0000

In this episode, the girls have several flashbacks to the mid-2000s while discussing Evan Rachel Wood, how much SNL they definitely don't watch, and VH1 You Oughta Know Artists. They also talk about the songs Hey Stephen, White Horse, You Belong With Me, and Breathe.

#4: Fearless - Part 1

Mon, 05 Jul 2021 17:25:00 +0000

Jess and Kristen discuss Fearless, Fifteen, and Love Story. Also discussed in this episode: messenger bags vs backpacks, the only two soap operas that exist, and the best place to enjoy a nice ginger ale.

#3: Taylor Swift - Part 2

Sat, 12 Jun 2021 14:31:21 +0000

Jess and Kristen discuss A Place in This World, Cold As You, The Outside, Tied Together With A Smile, and Stay Beautiful. They also discuss The Grammys and Harry Styles, and more Harry Styles.

#2: Taylor Swift - Part 1

Sat, 29 May 2021 01:22:24 +0000

Jess and Kristen discuss Tim McGraw (the song), Picture to Burn, and Teardrops On My Guitar. They also discuss Tim McGraw (the person), iPods, and the need for proper PPE in Science Class.

#1: The Journey

Wed, 19 May 2021 02:20:40 +0000

Two longtime Swifties describe the invisible string that tied them to the music of Taylor Swift over the years.