The DDF Show

Ed of Typical Pinoy Crap | DDF Conversations

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 16:44:36 +0000

Ya'll know 'Typical Pinoy Crap' for sure. It's the Facebook page with cute characters spitting triple-A truth bombs one comic at a time. What if Jollibee came up to you and questioned your tendencies to be a manipulative sadboi? That sums up how TPC's comics will knock some sense into you. They'll even give you a hearty chuckle while it happens. The DDF Show sits down with TPC's admin, Ed, to talk about how the page got started plus some creative tips for content creators, and where Filipinos will probably go as a country sa 2020 ends. So whip out your wallet, subscribe to our Patreon, and listen in to The DDF Show!

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The DDF Halloween Episode

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Happy... eh, you already know the drill. The DDF Show tries to make a Halloween episode. What does that mean, you ask? Well, Lucky Manzano hosting Minute to Win It with ghosts, first of all. We also got a new civil rights proposal that might shake this country to the core. So light up those candles, stop lacing that chocolate with LSD and listen in to The DDF Show!

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Pinoy and Porn

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 22:00:00 +0000

Rolling with the Pandemic and the isolation it brings has surely been hard for some Filipinos. Of course, what's a better way to spend all that free time than on porn? Before you wince, consider this: The Philippines claims to be a conservative, Catholic country, but Filipinos spent the second-most time on Pornhub in 2019. What kind of effect will Covid-19 have this year? We don't know, but we'll talk about the ties that bind Filipinos and porn. So stop huffing that glue bottle, reschedule your trip to the salon, and listen in to The DDF Show!

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Alphecca Perpetua of Podcast Historias | DDF Conversations

Fri, 09 Oct 2020 11:14:55 +0000

How can you make something popular? A famous man who’s now in jail once said, “It’s all in the presentation.” But how do you present a podcast to people who’d rather be looking at Dolomite sand memes? Podcast Historias’ answer is to play loose; no hard and fast rules. Know what you like, see what they like, and roll with both. The DDF Show sits down with the show’s host, Alphecca Perpetua, to talk about music, arts, sciences, a little bit about sex (hihi), and the realities of running a podcast from the biggest city in Visayas. So drop that anime body pillow, make sure you haven’t misplaced your Shimakaze Figma, and listen in to The DDF Show!

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Simpological Studies: Filipinos and the Emergence of Simps on the Internet

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 11:41:05 +0000

Bruh why u a simp? The word 'simp' has become so popular that Pewdiepie's editor allegedly simps for Belle Delphine. But here in the Philippines, do we even know what a 'simp' is? Well, the self-declared professors of Simpology at DDF University will illuminate your understanding! Let program director Dr. Mico Abarro and head professor Dr. Jim Kendrick Buenavista impress you with their fake Ph.D.'s and true knowledge on the nature of simps. So stop saying 'Salamat, Shopee', buy a pregnancy test to go with that PCR test, and listen in to The DDF Show!

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Dungeons and Dragons with Roy Fernandez | DDF Conversations

Sat, 12 Sep 2020 03:02:43 +0000

Want to go on an adventure but can't get out because of the lockdown? Then break out a pen and some D20 dice -- we're talking Dungeons and Dragons with player and dungeon master, Roy Christian Fernandez. He'll give us (and you) the basics on playing the classic tabletop RPG and how it can become anything from an epic adventure to simulated domestic violence. So dust off that old grad photo, no Filthy Frank's not coming back, and listen in to The DDF Show!

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Pedo Bear Learns to Rap, Yeet 9 Year-Olds on Fortnite | DDF Sideshow

Sat, 05 Sep 2020 13:51:45 +0000

One day you see your neighbor playing Fortnite on his iPhone. You rememember the spat between Epic Games and Apple, but it doesn't concern you. You're worried about how your neighbor seems to enjoy chatting with kids on the game. You then catch him firing up something on his smart TV - it's that new French film 'Cuties' on Netflix, featuring twerking 12 year-old girls. You can't take it anymore, so you call the NBI to arrest him. While waiting, you listen to Michael Pacquiao's bars. They sound pretty decent, the beginnings of what could be an active rap carreer.

All this and more in the next episode of To Catch A Predator... what do you mean I was supposed to write copy for The DDF Sideshow that wasn't part of the contract brah, yo what the-

Also in this episode:

- Kim Chiu's classroom

- More Xander Ford

- Talent and how the internet makes you famous

- Mico's magic mixtape

- NordVPN and Raid Shadow Legends BUY THEM NOW

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Freelance and Online Business with Gerald De Torres | DDF Conversations

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 15:41:49 +0000

With the threat of The Varus in the streets and lay-offs happening left and right, many Filipinos are making the shift to two things: working from home and setting up online businesses. But how do you go about doing that? Gerald De Torres is not only a seasoned work-from-home employee, he’s also the owner of his own online beard care shop Gaffer Manila. In this episode, we talk to him to find out how to not only survive the online shift, but thrive amid the pandemic. So get a hobby, stop chatting that girl you met on Omegle, and listen in to The DDF Show.

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Mikerapphone Chronicles with Mike Caleda | DDF Conversations

Fri, 14 Aug 2020 11:17:37 +0000

When Youtube was starting out, the local Youtuber scene seemed thin. Sure the service had 4k video, but things to laugh at were few and far between. Then a user named Mikerapphone picked up his house telephone, jammed a random number in, and thought a crank call video would be a good idea. Many other people thought so too.

Mike Caleda has since left Youtube, but re-uploads of his beloved videos circulate the site like a persistent case of VD. But the man himself is still around, offering piano jazz, livestreams and your odd old game review -- in the spirit of the same guy you’ve been watching all those years ago.
So get your debit card, give the attorney the money he needs to transfer your cash prize, and listen in to The DDF Show.

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A Fairy Tale Gone Wrong: Marlou "Xander Ford" Arizala

Fri, 31 Jul 2020 12:06:43 +0000

Xander Ford is a controversial name these days. He is no stranger to controversy; he was polarizing right from the get-go. But before he was Xander Ford, he was Marlou Arizala -- a boy who rode the social media wave to showbiz, despite the ridicule his facial features gained him online. Then the chance of a lifetime came, and he stepped forward to improve his looks and, maybe, his life. But as we already know, this fairy tale doesn’t have a good ending. More so because it continues up to this very day. So save your cash, remember taxation is theft, and listen in to The DDF Show.

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Dildos for Everyone: Why Delivery Fraud is Bad | DDF Sideshow

Fri, 24 Jul 2020 15:10:33 +0000

Well shit; looks like we’re having another sideshow after all.

How far are you willing to go for something that you believe in? Maksym Kryvosh from Ukraine took 13 people in a bus hostage so his president would plug a Joaquin Phoenix film, while Ted Kaczynski sent bombs to plug his novella. Trolls can send 300,000 pesos worth of dildos to your house, and Alice Dixon might be planning the next installment of the Blair Witch Project.

Other things in this episode:

- Sex with a ghost

- Forcible licking of urinals

- Being reincarnated as a Filipino

- New Bilbid Prison Bodies

- Paying for fastfood with e-payments

- Raffy Tulfo and bakit tuloy ang kaso

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Working on Victor Magtanggol with Kurt Ferrer | DDF Conversations

Sat, 18 Jul 2020 08:26:04 +0000

Victor Magtanggol, one of the critically bashed tv-shows from GMA with a budget as high as it's ambition. On this episode, we talk to the show's lead visual designer Kurt Ferrer, as he gives us the inside story of an over-ambitious project whose target audience was never even us to begin with. Oh and, also get a glimpse of great local art and Warhammer 40k . If you've watched it for the memes, or if you've watched it because your parent's did, then pull up your pants, put on your face masks and listen in on the DDF show

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Police Fishermen | DDF Sideshow

Sun, 12 Jul 2020 03:40:35 +0000

Jeepneys, Police Fishermen, Stupid implementation of Ordinances, and a Zombie Karen. All coming up today on the pilot episode of The DDF Sideshow!

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Kulto-mania: Local Cults in the Philippines

Sat, 04 Jul 2020 00:56:49 +0000

With most of everything seemingly going down the drain due to the Coronavirus, no doubt religion is among the many things people have looked on to for guidance during these times. But what if your newfound religion praises something other than one of the established gods? Like an old man who’s still alive spiritually? A national hero? Or a dead man who used to be a president? That means you’re... totally not in a cult. Nope. Not at all. So load your Lasgun, pray to the God-Emperor of Mankind, and listen in to The DDF Show.

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I Met My Girlfriend on Pornhub | DDF Conversations

Sat, 20 Jun 2020 04:20:22 +0000

Finding true love seems to have become both easier and more complicated in the time of Coronavirus. Going outside to meet new people has been eschewed for virus-free dating apps on the internet. But we’re probably right to say that Pornhub isn’t the first app that comes to mind. Enter ‘Adonis Gold’, a man who not only trawled the website for love, but has attracted not just one, but two of its ‘content makers’. The DDF Show sat down with Mr. Gold to talk about how he managed to keep his relationships together, how dating has changed in our internet-focused times, and whether love can bloom... on a porn site. So put away that note, save the can of Baygon for another day and listen in to the DDF Show.

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Tatong Jurolan of IMBURNAL | DDF Conversations

Sat, 06 Jun 2020 03:51:25 +0000

We think the Philippines isn’t exactly the first place anyone would expect to have a heavy metal scene, but lo and behold -- not only do dedicated metal bands exist here, but the scene is also thriving. The DDF Show got a hold of Tatong Jurolan, vocalist and guitarist of Bukidnon metal band ‘IMBURNAL’, and we talked with him about everything ranging from the state of metal here in the Philippines to Jim Carrey’s alleged love with Cannibal Corpse (the band, not an actual Cannibal Corpse. But that would be metal as fuck). So tighten those guitar strings, get that black leather jacket and listen in to the DDF Show.

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From Habulan to Half-Life: Growing up with Video Games

Sat, 23 May 2020 16:06:21 +0000

In our first episode (Noose96 actually made it this time), we talk about how we veered away from playing traditional street games as children to playing video games as manchildren. What triggers kids to throw away old classics like 'Sekyu Base' and 'Langit-Lupa' for digital deals like Call of Duty or DOTA? What are zoomers playing these days? Are we out of touch because we traded our video games for soul-sucking office jobs? Load that shotgun, settle that divorce and listen in to the DDF show.

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Video Games and Weaabos (With Papa Nut)

Sat, 16 May 2020 11:25:01 +0000

In our first (0'th, since Noose96 wasn't around) podcast, we'll talk about video games before veering headlong into a discussion of weaboos. Are there really weaboos as we see them on the Internet? Or is that image just the outdated perception of a bunch of 20-something year-old guys? Get on a chair, get gardening or go jogging and listen in to the DDF podcast.

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The DDF Show Official Intro

Sat, 02 May 2020 04:49:20 +0000

The DDF Show's Official Intro music.

Music: Complicate Ya
Mixed and Edited by: moforazzii

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