RedCircle VERIFY_TOKEN_33b46dc3-70b2-4116-bc9b-8f6c089f848e -- Rendered At Fri, 16 Oct 2026 11:40:40 +0000 Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast https://redcircle.com/shows/anarcho-biblicalist-podcast en-US All rights reserved. Jordan and Juan The Bible is the most influential book in the world. It's the basis of the belief systems of billions of people worldwide and it has shaped everything from law codes to culture to even most people's very conceptions of the world. But how many of us have actually read it all? In this podcast, two dashing rogues known only as Jordan and Juan read (almost) every word of the Bible. Coming from a far-left viewpoint, our brave hosts will dive into what the Bible really says and highlight its most absurd and surreal stories. But will they be able to tolerate the copious amounts of depravity contained within? 33b46dc3-70b2-4116-bc9b-8f6c089f848e The Bible is the most influential book in the world. It's the basis of the belief systems of billions of people worldwide and it has shaped everything from law codes to culture to even most people's very conceptions of the world. But how many of us have actually read it all? In this podcast, two dashing rogues known only as Jordan and Juan read (almost) every word of the Bible. Coming from a far-left viewpoint, our brave hosts will dive into what the Bible really says and highlight its most absurd and surreal stories. But will they be able to tolerate the copious amounts of depravity contained within?

]]> episodic no Jordan and Juan jandjbiblepodcast@gmail.com true full Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 13: God Wants A Holiday Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 13: God Wants A Holiday 13 Jordan and Juan In this episode, join our Co-hosts Jordan and Disappointment MK.2 as they watch God shamelessly drag the Israelites through various contrived challenges just so that he could start a holiday in honor of himself.

]]> <p>In this episode, join our Co-hosts Jordan and Disappointment MK.2 as they watch God shamelessly drag the Israelites through various contrived challenges just so that he could start a holiday in honor of himself. </p> 82ffe588-f318-42d3-bfa6-2ee59debe57c https://redcircle.com/shows/33b46dc3-70b2-4116-bc9b-8f6c089f848e/episodes/442ca9dd-c8ad-4257-b245-53bc7ecb9e6b Sat, 27 May 2023 21:30:46 +0000 3853 false full Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 12: Aaron’s Miraculous Rod Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 12: Aaron’s Miraculous Rod 12 Jordan and Juan In this Episode, our co-hosts Jordan and Minute Pecker endure Moses's attempts to sway the hardened and throbbing heart of the Pharaoh in order to free the Israelites from Egypt.

]]> <p>In this Episode, our co-hosts Jordan and Minute Pecker endure Moses&#39;s attempts to sway the hardened and throbbing heart of the Pharaoh in order to free the Israelites from Egypt.</p> d85d9b3b-4e41-464d-87c4-cf83f47e10fd https://redcircle.com/shows/33b46dc3-70b2-4116-bc9b-8f6c089f848e/episodes/30091e20-fc24-4a84-bc85-587a3508e54d Thu, 04 May 2023 21:16:10 +0000 3684 false full Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 11: Moses Brown Frees the Slaves Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 11: Moses Brown Frees the Slaves 11 Jordan and Juan We are back! So is God after he forgot he left an entire group of people to suffer in the middle of Egypt. Now he will send his best warrior, his unquestioning vessel, to go into Egypt and save them on his behave.

]]> <p>We are back! So is God after he forgot he left an entire group of people to suffer in the middle of Egypt. Now he will send his best warrior, his unquestioning vessel, to go into Egypt and save them on his behave. </p> 0af6c0c6-8b37-407d-a57a-dc53f0d0cefa https://redcircle.com/shows/33b46dc3-70b2-4116-bc9b-8f6c089f848e/episodes/f29f1ac3-8d33-46df-9406-59de35137208 Fri, 21 Apr 2023 15:36:10 +0000 3234 false full Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 10: Damn, Israel Really Hates His Kids. Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 10: Damn, Israel Really Hates His Kids. Jordan and Juan In this Episode, our Co-hosts Jordan and El Pene Petit learn just how much Israel really hates his children and how he manages to steal others' children.

]]> <p>In this Episode, our Co-hosts Jordan and El Pene Petit learn just how much Israel really hates his children and how he manages to steal others&#39; children. </p> 68bc3515-6013-44d3-a60d-cba12dab8f32 https://redcircle.com/shows/33b46dc3-70b2-4116-bc9b-8f6c089f848e/episodes/0b1bbd20-bfd2-409e-a761-8b06c8b9735c Sun, 01 Jan 2023 22:45:17 +0000 4841 false full Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast- Episode 9: Joseph Strikes Back! Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast- Episode 9: Joseph Strikes Back! 9 1 Jordan and Juan Today, our Co-Host Jordan and Cosa Pequeño return to our favorite Cat-maid Joseph to see how he commits' psychological torture on his brothers and enslaves all of Egypt.

]]> <p>Today, our Co-Host Jordan and Cosa Pequeño return to our favorite Cat-maid Joseph to see how he commits&#39; psychological torture on his brothers and enslaves all of Egypt. </p> a2b8e5b1-1a5c-4081-bf81-6091346b22a3 https://redcircle.com/shows/33b46dc3-70b2-4116-bc9b-8f6c089f848e/episodes/28b95936-aa67-406c-907c-2c99e70d0e59 Sun, 11 Dec 2022 19:36:21 +0000 4684 true full Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast- Episode 8: Middle Manager Mishaps! Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast- Episode 8: Middle Manager Mishaps! 8 Jordan and Juan In this episode our co-hosts Jordan and Minie Peen bare witness to Joseph's realization of the Egyptian Dream. From a lowly pathetic member of a rich, self sustaining family to a chad of a Slave and overseer to the Pharaoh.

]]> <p>In this episode our co-hosts Jordan and Minie Peen bare witness to Joseph&#39;s realization of the Egyptian Dream. From a lowly pathetic member of a rich, self sustaining family to a chad of a Slave and overseer to the Pharaoh. </p> bb04bd3d-66b9-4664-91dd-041563405bc8 https://redcircle.com/shows/33b46dc3-70b2-4116-bc9b-8f6c089f848e/episodes/b34d346c-abec-4f32-af91-a178f777f2dd Sun, 13 Nov 2022 19:35:02 +0000 5087 false full Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast- Episode 7: Kosher Kombat! Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast- Episode 7: Kosher Kombat! 7 Jordan and Juan In this weeks Episode, our co-host Jordan and Dickulus Minimus witness a brutal battle on an unsuspecting hill, revenge on a scale only possible by ancient people with too much time on their hands, and a very, very timely death.

]]> <p>In this weeks Episode, our co-host Jordan and Dickulus Minimus witness a brutal battle on an unsuspecting hill, revenge on a scale only possible by ancient people with too much time on their hands, and a very, very timely death. </p> 8beed16d-0cdd-477d-aac6-3e39e24c7f23 https://redcircle.com/shows/33b46dc3-70b2-4116-bc9b-8f6c089f848e/episodes/6ea3168e-aff5-4881-a6ff-b62f3cc0c9c7 Wed, 26 Oct 2022 00:02:05 +0000 3010 false full Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 6: Don't Talk to Me or My Sons Ever Again Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 6: Don't Talk to Me or My Sons Ever Again Jordan and Juan Jacob, having committed a most Devious Lick against his brother Esau, now sets out to find the love(s) of his life. He will face his match and demonstrate the importance of Birth Control.

]]> <p>Jacob, having committed a most Devious Lick against his brother Esau, now sets out to find the love(s) of his life. He will face his match and demonstrate the importance of Birth Control.</p> 42fadb09-7fe9-48e6-a80d-56ace8703d7f https://redcircle.com/shows/33b46dc3-70b2-4116-bc9b-8f6c089f848e/episodes/10eee2ac-c28e-4a42-a518-a51a86ce3f59 Sun, 09 Oct 2022 22:35:58 +0000 4098 false full Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast -Episode 5: All's Well That Ends Well Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast -Episode 5: All's Well That Ends Well 5 1 Jordan and Juan Wells Wells Wells Wells Wells Wells Wells Wells Wells! - Isaac 4:20

]]> <p>Wells Wells Wells Wells Wells Wells Wells Wells Wells! - Isaac 4:20 </p> 957443c5-a0ac-41f8-98e2-ca2f704db184 https://redcircle.com/shows/33b46dc3-70b2-4116-bc9b-8f6c089f848e/episodes/720fe078-9c1d-4512-8062-d001295c2574 Sun, 11 Sep 2022 20:49:06 +0000 5015 true full Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 4: Intolerable Amounts of Depravity Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 4: Intolerable Amounts of Depravity Jordan and Juan This Episodes follows through the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, which you figured might be the most deplorable things, but oh boy does this book get more gross by the paragraph.

]]> <p>This Episodes follows through the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, which you figured might be the most deplorable things, but oh boy does this book get more gross by the paragraph. </p> 93e4c970-ae49-443f-8014-4ec0ed3da663 https://redcircle.com/shows/33b46dc3-70b2-4116-bc9b-8f6c089f848e/episodes/6e3b9cd4-362e-4446-9e56-176276c6696e Wed, 07 Sep 2022 23:19:39 +0000 5335 false full Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 3: Abram McAfee Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 3: Abram McAfee Jordan and Juan In this Episode, we follow Abram on his anarcho-capitalist journeys across the Middle East. Juan and Jordan read all about how he gathered capital, loved war, didn't pay for labor, and, most importantly, PRAISED GOD!

]]> <p>In this Episode, we follow Abram on his anarcho-capitalist journeys across the Middle East. Juan and Jordan read all about how he gathered capital, loved war, didn&#39;t pay for labor, and, most importantly, PRAISED GOD!</p> 61375ad5-edae-4dd2-b420-d89021d9ebc7 https://redcircle.com/shows/33b46dc3-70b2-4116-bc9b-8f6c089f848e/episodes/709b1091-4d26-4b69-84d2-432161dbc955 Sun, 28 Aug 2022 15:45:31 +0000 5243 false full Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast Episode 2: God Commits Exterminatus Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast Episode 2: God Commits Exterminatus Jordan and Juan In this Episode, God channels his inner Inquisitor and cleanses the world in the most convoluted ways possible. Join us as we read about Cain and Abel, Noah, and the Tower of Babel.


Trey the Explainer video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kpkp2vxX3I&ab_channel=TREYtheExplainer

Noah by the Jubalaires: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx0oU1OnHf8&ab_channel=SbrPL

]]> <p>In this Episode, God channels his inner Inquisitor and cleanses the world in the most convoluted ways possible. Join us as we read about Cain and Abel, Noah, and the Tower of Babel.</p><p><br></p><p>Trey the Explainer video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kpkp2vxX3I&amp;ab_channel=TREYtheExplainer</p><p>Noah by the Jubalaires: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx0oU1OnHf8&amp;ab_channel=SbrPL</p> a42d6e64-6227-439c-8e22-322112ff585c https://redcircle.com/shows/33b46dc3-70b2-4116-bc9b-8f6c089f848e/episodes/b4429334-ed34-481b-9dce-27165a62fc26 Sun, 21 Aug 2022 19:02:02 +0000 4443 false full Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 1: Genesis Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 1: Genesis 1 Jordan and Juan Welcome to the Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast, with our hosts Jordan and Juan. Each episode Jordan reads and explains the Bible to Juan in the least religious and zealous way possible. This episode explores the Bible's creation story(s), and a few of God's misadventures.

]]> <p>Welcome to the Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast, with our hosts Jordan and Juan. Each episode Jordan reads and explains the Bible to Juan in the least religious and zealous way possible. This episode explores the Bible&#39;s creation story(s), and a few of God&#39;s misadventures.</p> 7ff864f2-a4b1-4a6e-80c1-0758c06aaf57 https://redcircle.com/shows/33b46dc3-70b2-4116-bc9b-8f6c089f848e/episodes/e0f63309-21b4-406a-9ea6-979db452d1e1 Sun, 21 Aug 2022 00:24:14 +0000 4500 true