Failure Made Monsters

✖️Ep. 56 Anime Geeks & Creative Streaks (with Slim Da Reazon)

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 01:00:00 +0000

Our guest is good with a mic, a camera, and anime knowledge... sounds like Santino! We welcome our good friend, the multi talented, Slim Da Reazon! Unfortunately, we couldn't stop laughing for an obnoxious amount of the show. Soooo... enjoy!

✖️Ep. 55 Tarantino Burlesque & Electro Swing (with Miss Emmma)

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 23:00:00 +0000

From Quentin Tarantino & Old West inspired burlesque shows in LA to electro swing in the desert, Miss Emmma does it all! We sit down with the Femme-Cee of Desperada & Tarantina to see what makes her tick and shake her hips.

✖️Ep. 54 Shootin and Boot Scootin

Fri, 08 Apr 2022 01:00:00 +0000

(Note: We clearly had some issues with Daynes audio, because technology. Our bad!)

We've been filming and dancing on shady rooftops and graves for 2 weeks. Let's chat about it.

✖️Ep. 53 Pre-Gaming With Whiskey for the Whisky

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 01:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne catch up and prepare their bodies and minds before venturing off to the world famous Whisky A Go Go to watch the homies in Fire From The Gods. True story.

✖️Ep. 52 The Punk Rock Master Chef (with Chef Derrick Fox)

Mon, 14 Mar 2022 20:26:23 +0000

Our guest this week is Chef Derrick Fox, Master Chef Season 6 Runner Up, Drummer, and owner of Epic Mega Cookie Co.

✖️Ep. 51 New Music & Old Movies

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 18:39:12 +0000

Santino & Dayne chat about their new music, old movies, and of course... butt stuff.

✖️Ep. 50 Endless Nights & Vampire Bites (with Father Sebastiaan)

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 17:00:00 +0000

The boys are back for their 50th episode! Joined by master fang smith, published author, and impresario of the Endless Night: Vampire Ball, Father Sebastiaan. Santino & Dayne fill you in (reeeaaal good like) on what happened during their unplanned hiatus, announce new music, and Sebastiaan takes us to vampire school.

✖️Ep. 49 Where Monsters Dream (with Jerry Jacob & Zo Guthrie)

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 20:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne are joined by the creators of “Where Monsters Dream” an immersive experience of art, fashion, tea & antiques in DTLA, Jerry (fashion brand Ito) & Zo (Fox & Moon Tea). We preview a new The Lullaby League track for the store, and answer the burning question... can Jerry get Santino naked on a bicycle with a boombox rolllin around DTLA? Spoiler: No. No he cannot.

✖️Ep. 48 Whats Up Doc? (with Doc Coyle of Bad Wolves & God Forbid)

Mon, 27 Sep 2021 18:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne welcome the one and only Doc Coyle (Guitarist of Bad Wolves, God Forbid, and host of The Ex-Man Podcast)! The fellas chat about how they "fit in" with music, Doc's trajectory and the intense sexy smolder that got him there, and even break out in to full-on song!

✖️Ep. 47 Bad Candy, Music, & Movies (with Scott B. Hansen)

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 01:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne welcome filmmaker Scott B. Hansen to discuss his new horror anthology Bad Candy starring Corey Taylor (Slipknot, Stone Sour) and Zach Galligan (Gremlins). The fellas also chat about Scott's extensive 500+ music video resume (from Willie Nelson to Ice Nine Kills) and their shared fondness for the 90's and early 00's.

✖️Ep. 46 Fire from the Bronx (with AJ Channer of Fire From The Gods)

Fri, 10 Sep 2021 02:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne are back for Season 3 with their first guest AJ Channer, lead singer of FIRE FROM THE GODS as he joins us from on tour with Korn & Staind. The boys discuss AJ's eclectic accent, tour life during Covid, the old NYC music scene, the possibility of unity amidst such division in the US, and of course... Jamaican bedroom prowess.

✖️Ep. 45 The Boys Share A Casting Couch

Sat, 03 Jul 2021 01:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne are reunited IN THE FLESH, and it feels... sooo.... uhh.... personal spacey. Lets catch up on the news in the season finale of Failure Made Monsters before the summer break!

"From p*rnstars to politics" you never know what to expect from Santino & Dayne on Failure Made Monsters! So tune in LIVE on YouTube & Twitch and join in on the live chat to shape the conversation! Find where to watch upcoming and past episodes at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

✖️Ep. 44 Slow & Docile: Tokyo Rift

Sat, 26 Jun 2021 01:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne will spend a little time on the news, Chauvin's sentencing, critical race theory, and entirely too much time debating over which is the superior Fast & Furious film.

✖️Ep. 43 Surrounded by Shirtless Hunks (with Duane Venner)

Sat, 19 Jun 2021 01:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne catch up on the hot topics of the week, discussing the reopening of the world (and California), what really is our "new normal", and matters of Pride Month with special guest, actor Duane Venner!

✖️Ep. 42 The Era Of Bipartisanship Is Over

Sat, 12 Jun 2021 01:00:00 +0000

We catch up on the current events of the week because Moscow Mitch states the obvious (again), Rudy gets caught doing the obvious (again), and other stupid people do more stupid stuff (again) ... plus the boys reminisce about the past and chat about the future as the world opens up.

✖️Ep. 41 OMGod Aliens Abducted Ballots For Bitcoin! (with John Poveromo & Mike Lowther)

Sat, 05 Jun 2021 01:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne chat with comedian/writer John Poveromo & musician/filmmaker Mike Lowther about the oddities of male anatomy, aliens, getting back to gigging, Bitcoin, and how all of those things tie together even though they don't...

"From pornstars to politics" you never know what to expect from Santino & Dayne on Failure Made Monsters! So tune in LIVE on YouTube & Twitch and join in on the live chat to shape the conversation! Find where to watch upcoming and past episodes at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

✖️Ep. 40 Holding Down the Forty

Sat, 29 May 2021 01:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne catch up on the latest news from the week and dive in to some twitter drama Dayne found himself in due to the 2010's top 4 rappers and a long Vegas hangover.

"From pornstars to politics" you never know what to expect from Santino & Dayne on Failure Made Monsters! So tune in LIVE on Friday at 6pm PST / 9pm EST on YouTube & Twitch and join in on the conversation. Find where to watch upcoming and past episodes at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

✖️Ep. 39 Self Made & Hungry (with MC)

Sat, 15 May 2021 01:00:00 +0000

This week we are joined by hip hop artist and founder of Chapo Gang, MC of SelfMadeFam to discuss what its like trying to come up in todays music industry, and how things have changed for artists over the years.

"From pornstars to politics" you never know what to expect from Santino & Dayne on Failure Made Monsters so tune in LIVE on Friday at 6pm PST / 9pm EST on YouTube & Twitch and join in on the conversation. Find where to watch upcoming and past episodes at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

✖️Ep. 38 Flexible in Body & Mind (with Jamie Lee)

Sat, 08 May 2021 01:00:00 +0000

Our guest this week is Personal Development Coach, Yogi, founder of MS. BROWN, and all around worldly human, Jamie Lee!

✖️Ep. 37 Howard Stern Made Me Do it (with Tabitha Stevens)

Sat, 01 May 2021 01:00:00 +0000

This week we are joined by the lovely and perpetually positive, Tabitha Stevens! She is a 25x guest on The Howard Stern Show, 5x guest on Dr. 90210, 2007 AVN Hall of Fame inductee, and a TV, Film, Video actress & producer. "From pornstars to politics" you never know what to expect from Santino & Dayne on Failure Made Monsters so tune in LIVE on Friday at 6pm PST / 9pm EST on YouTube & Twitch and join in on the conversation. Find where to watch upcoming and past episodes at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

✖️Ep. 36 Scummy Little Secrets (with Sidney Scum)

Sat, 24 Apr 2021 01:00:00 +0000

This week we are joined all the way from Berlin, Germany by DJ, actor, and pro domme Sidney Scum! We catch up on current events, then chat about Germany's lockdown, body transformations, geeking out on gaming, and how to continue dominating dudes digitally... or not. Tune in Friday at 6pm PST on YouTube & Twitch. Find all viewing links and past episodes at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

✖️Ep. 35 Eat Wheaties & Make Movies! (with David J. Phillips)

Sat, 17 Apr 2021 01:00:00 +0000

Our guest this week is film producer David Phillps (Amateur Night, Mighty Oak) to chat about how flamboyant Santino is in real life as well as his new upcoming film "Eat Wheaties" starring Tony Hale, Alan Tudyk, Elisha Cuthbert, Sarah Chalke, & more! Join us LIVE this Friday at 6pm PST as we catch up on current events, chat about the stupidity of committing crimes on Venmo, our love for movies, the small world of the film festival circuit, and more!

✖️Ep. 34 Guess who's back? Back again!

Sat, 10 Apr 2021 01:00:00 +0000

After a sudden hiatus, the boys are back in town! Find out why the sudden break, things get deep talking about the passing of the legend DMX, the guys play catchup on the last few weeks, and chat about the latest nonsense of the day.

✖️Ep. 33 Happy One Year Coronaversary!

Sat, 13 Mar 2021 02:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne reflect on one year in the great Pandemy, vaccine news, Dayne's trip back home to Chicago, and angry twitter fax machine tweets.

✖️Ep. 32 Tour Shenanigans & Rare Diseases (with Andrew Plotkin & Jen Roman)

Sat, 06 Mar 2021 02:00:00 +0000

Former tour manager, Andrew Plotkin, joins us this week to talk about hijinks on the road with artists like Chester Bennington, Stone Temple Pilots, Adam Gontier (Three Days Grace), The Dreamers and even our own Santino and his bandScarlet Carson. Plus, early in the show we're joined by rare disease advocate, Jennifer Roman!

✖️Ep. 31 Psychology, Wrestling, & Video Games (with Frankie Rae aka Annie Cruz)

Sat, 27 Feb 2021 02:00:00 +0000

What if we told you we were speaking with a SiriusXM radio host, a Psychology Major, a professional wrestling podcast co-host, a variety Twitch Streamer, a former adult film actress, a gamer, and a cosplayer.... and they were all the same person? Santino & Dayne are once again joined by the multi-talented and multi-faceted Miss Frankie Rae aka Annie Cruz on this weeks episode of Failure Made Monsters!

✖️Ep. 30 Reign in Booze (with Matt Slayer)

Sat, 20 Feb 2021 02:00:00 +0000

This week we prod the podcast purveyor of plastered pornstars, professional person, Matt Slayer, host of "And Now We Drink"!

✖️Ep. 29 Impeachy Keen (with John Poveromo)

Sat, 13 Feb 2021 02:00:00 +0000

Impeachment: THE SEQUEL! Santino & Dayne chat about the current events and work hard to get themselves all canceled with comedian and writer John Poveromo! Tune in LIVE & join the conversation on Friday @ 6pm PST / 9pm EST on Youtube & Twitch.

✖️Ep. 28 Numetal Time Machine

Sat, 06 Feb 2021 02:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne forgo their usual current event catchup because they simply cannot be fucking bothered to talk about jewish space lasers... and a comment about Santino's visible mall kid must, spins out of control in to an hour plus chat about numetal, hip hop, and other goodies from the early naughts. Join us, wont you?

✖️Ep. 27 The Pump & Dump (with Erin Warner)

Sat, 30 Jan 2021 02:00:00 +0000

Now that Kentucky Fried Voldemort is out of office, we can talk about other things! Episode 27 finds us joined by our friend (copywriter extraordinaire) Erin Warner, to chat about the people of the land sticking it to Wall Street and taking their slice of the pie through the use of numbers and memes. Let's chat stocks, gamestop, wallstreet bets, doge coin, elon, and all that maddddddnessssssss.

✖️Ep. 26 Back At It Like A Crack Addict

Sat, 23 Jan 2021 02:00:00 +0000

We're back to kick off Season 2 of Failure Made Monsters to discuss the month of madness we missed while off the air.

✖️Ep. 25 The End of the Beginning (with John Poveromo)

Sat, 19 Dec 2020 02:00:00 +0000

Well somehow we've managed to do this for 25 weeks straight with no breaks... until now! Join Santino, Dayne with special guest, comedian John Poveromo, for the last episode of 2020! FAILURE MADE MONSTERS will return in January after the fellas have recharged their anger and tried out all the new signature sex moves they've learned about in the first 25 episodes.

✖️Ep. 24 The One Before The Last One of Season One

Sat, 12 Dec 2020 02:00:00 +0000

Dayne and Santino have ONLY TWO more episodes left in 2020, so they're totally playing fast and loose with them and just waiting for the end.. Bite your lip and hold on tight baby, thing get a little messy.

✖️Ep. 23 Dick Eating Ghosts

Sat, 05 Dec 2020 02:00:00 +0000

This week Dayne & Santino talk about Dayne’s face in the photo currently attached to this broadcast where he is clearly performing fellatio on an apparition... plus, crazy court cases, a changing film industry, and our future plans for defiling specters.

✖️Ep. 22 Welcome to the Sideshow

Sat, 28 Nov 2020 02:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne attempt to speak with special guest Max Illidge of 40 Below Summer but experience technical difficulties throughout the broadcast and struggle valiantly to fill the time with nonsense and dick jokes!

✖️Ep. 21 The FreezeHer (with Rocky Russo & Alley Kat)

Sat, 21 Nov 2020 02:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne reschedule their guest and drink away their worries with friends Alley Kat & Rocky Russo while discussing the headlines of the week!

✖️Ep. 20 Bare Butt Cheeks at the Vatican (with Vampirephilia & Andrea Hunter)

Sat, 14 Nov 2020 02:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne play catch up on current events, the 2020 election results, coronavirus, hot dog stand mirages, and exposed butt cheeks at the Vatican! And are joined by our special guest, model and owner of Straight Outta The Coffin, Ashley Pagliuso aka Vampirephilia.

✖️Ep. 19 Special 2020 Election "Coverage" + Alcohol (with John Poveromo & Mike Lowther)

Sat, 07 Nov 2020 02:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne are back with John Poveromo & Mike Lowther for another Failure Made Monsters LIVE 2020 election episode with results, analysis, debunking conspiracy nonsense, Santino going on a tirade, and even more alcohol!

✖️Ep. 18 Special 2020 Election "Coverage" + Alcohol (with John Poveromo & Mike Lowther)

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 04:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne went off schedule for a special Failure Made Monsters LIVE 2020 election “coverage” with guests, results, and copious amounts of alcohol! Aiming to ease your anxiety with facts + shenanigans.

Our Guests: John Poveromo & Mike Lowther

✖️Ep. 17 Ask Ghoulmaster (with Pete Carter)✖️

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 01:00:00 +0000

Just in time for Halloween.. Santino & Dayne sit down with the man of many faces... creator of Ghoulmaster, professional Michael Jackson impersonator (with MJs actual autograph tattooed on to his back!), a photographer, a director, and leader of his own quirky cult, Pete Carter!

✖️Ep. 16 Inverted Vampire Sex (with SHOCKTHEMONSTER)

Sat, 24 Oct 2020 01:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne catch up on the latest news, the final 2020 Presidential debate, Coronavirus spiking like TO on the Dallas star, and NEW MUSIC. They are also joined by good friend, multi-talented artist, and singer of the bands Neon Coven & Mursic, SHOCKTHEMONSTER!

✖️Ep. 15 Toilet Training Selfish Lovers (with Alley Kat)

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 01:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne catch up on the latest news about useless senate hearings, voting tips for LA, announce new Failure Made Monsters music, and later discuss toilet training selfish lovers with model, Alley Kat.

✖️Ep. 14: Ask Her For Her Venmo (with John Poveromo)

Sat, 10 Oct 2020 01:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne welcome comedian John Poveromo to crack entirely too many perfectly appropriate jokes about Pence's small tiny blacked winged unaccompanied conscience and sweet financial bedroom moves.

✖️Ep. 13 The Candy Man (with Brandon Williams)

Sat, 03 Oct 2020 01:00:00 +0000

In lucky episode 13, Santino & Dayne chat about the circus event that was the first Presidential Debate, Trumps Covid-19 October "surprise" diagnosis, and later in the show are joined by model, actor, & recording artist Brandon Williams.

✖️Ep. 12: Guest Roulette! (with The Fans)

Mon, 28 Sep 2020 18:44:16 +0000

Santino & Dayne open up the show to the fans! Links were posted to social media for fans to join the live cast on a first come, first serve basis. The fellas chat with some awesome fans and old friends who hopped on line early to chat about whatever comes up!

✖️Ep. 11: Makers Cream (with Michael Pulley)

Sat, 19 Sep 2020 01:00:00 +0000

Episode 11 finds us joined by actor & model, Michael Pulley also seen showing off his guns all over Instagram and the cover of Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 (true story!).

✖️Ep. 10: The Masseuse Caboose (with Rocky Russo)

Sat, 12 Sep 2020 01:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne are joined by friend of the show and man who is 45% beard, 64% jiggalo, 100% guaranteed to steal your girl and slather her in beard oil, and 13.5% not great at math, Mr. Rocky Russo! Fully interactive and always entertaining, come and cause some trouble with us LIVE every Friday at 6pm PST.

✖️Ep. 9: Baby Wiping Power Rangers (with Kingnyne)

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 01:00:00 +0000

We ask the hard hitting questions with musician and filmmaker Kingnyne about how he digitally set Santino on fire, his sweet Power Rangers ringtone, his new ventures in to film production, and whether or not he approves in eating the booty. Fully interactive and always entertaining, come and cause some trouble with us LIVE every Friday at 6pm PST.

✖️Ep. 8: Batman's Emo Phase (with Marc Aces)

Sat, 29 Aug 2020 01:00:00 +0000

Dealt with some technical difficulties and some received horrible news live on air... but we made it through and had a great chat with Santino's wife Jetson, and the psycho tattooed bartender / bodyguard / film critic, Marc Aces.

✖️Ep. 7: NJ Has Its Own Time Zone (with Clinton Cunanan)

Sat, 22 Aug 2020 01:00:00 +0000

The boys of Failure Made Monsters are joined by lead singer of Another Lost Year, Clinton Cunanan, where he chats about his long term bromance with Santino, playing Sturgis, and how he convinced his bandmate that NJ was in its own time zone.

✖️Ep. 6: Surprise Tattoo! (with Annie Cruz & Payton Sin Claire)

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Retired adult actress, Sirius XM host, and Twitch streamer Frankie Rae (aka Annie Cruz) and adult film star and cam girl Payton Sin Claire join us to chat about gummy bear enemas, double standards, and gaming gaming gaming! PLUS, Payton has a big surprise for our own Dayne The Great.

✖️Ep. 5: Sweet Tiger Leggings (with Jordan Freda)

Sat, 08 Aug 2020 01:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne chat with special guest with Jordan Freda (co-founder of Giant Propeller) about what it was like traveling to another country during this pandemic, his sweet sweet tiger leggings, and other nonsense.

✖️Ep. 4: Unsolicited Dick Pics on Kodak Film

Sat, 01 Aug 2020 01:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne of Failure Made Monsters discuss people sending dick pics to strangers, Trumps favorite 5 word mantra, AOC's absolute boss status, a quick tribute to the late great Regis, and pornstar and friend of show Payton Sin Claire's desire to add a Dayne tattoo next to her Santino tattoo.

✖️Ep. 3: Deep Dish Pedo-Pizza

Sat, 25 Jul 2020 01:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne chat about Dayne's hometown of Chicago, how they'll react to American Gestapo style federal agents snatching up protestors, deep dish pizza, bizarre pedo-code words involving pizza, Kanye's dumb election PR move, and touching stories from our youth. I now realize using "touching" and "youth" in the same sentence as this episode title was a poor decision... oh well, add it to the list.

✖️Ep. 2: I Think We Ain't Done Yet

Sat, 18 Jul 2020 01:00:00 +0000

Santino & Dayne go live to discuss Fox New's fact checking Trump in real time, Protestor Bae's necessary tactics, England's plan to phase in live concerts, Portland Protestors roundup, how great Zach Braff is, and more.

✖️Ep. 1: Origin Story

Sat, 11 Jul 2020 01:00:00 +0000

Welcome to the debut of Failure Made Monsters, an interactive live video podcast with Santino (The MxSFxT) and Dayne (Dayne The Gr8). In the maiden episode, the 2-piece Voltron talk about their debut as FMM, their music video release for "Little Baby Bunker Bitch", the hot political topics of the week, and what inspired them to start down this wild ride.