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        <itunes:author>Scatterbrained Podcast Network</itunes:author>
        <itunes:summary>Scatterbrained is a chaotic comedy podcast where The Hopperator, Sinna &amp; Joseph Portelli spiral into the absurd, the philosophical, and the mildly unhinged.</itunes:summary>
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        <description><![CDATA[<p><span>Scatterbrained is a chaotic comedy podcast where The Hopperator, Sinna &amp; Joseph Portelli spiral into the absurd, the philosophical, and the mildly unhinged.</span></p>]]></description>
        
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                <itunes:title>#9 - Downward Dog Wipe Me</itunes:title>
                <title>#9 - Downward Dog Wipe Me</title>

                
                
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>Unfiltered comedy podcast chaos: Spider-Man conspiracies, Hollywood scandals, and the infamous “downward dog wipe.” Dive into NSFW banter on pop culture, AI influencers, and the weirdest real-life stories.</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Unfiltered comedy podcast chaos: Spider-Man conspiracies, Hollywood scandals, and the infamous “downward dog wipe.” Dive into NSFW banter on pop culture, AI influencers, and the weirdest real-life stories.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2025 14:00:03 &#43;0000</pubDate>
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                <itunes:title>#8 - Ranking The Human Senses</itunes:title>
                <title>#8 - Ranking The Human Senses</title>

                
                
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                <description><![CDATA[<p><span>We rank the five human senses—and things go downhill the moment someone says “taste is useless.” Also: Sinna&#39;s DIY injury story gets graphic, and our superhero side-effect game spirals into body horror.</span></p>]]></description>
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                <itunes:title>#7- Nintendo Says They&#39;re &#34;Just Friends&#34;</itunes:title>
                <title>#7- Nintendo Says They&#39;re &#34;Just Friends&#34;</title>

                
                
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                <description><![CDATA[<p><span>Nintendo says Mario and Peach are platonic—and we’ve got some thoughts. Meanwhile, Hopperator&#39;s McDonald’s trip ends in betrayal, and we unpack the weird brilliance of Amazing World of Gumball. Also: console wars, Castle Crashers hype, and whether gaming exclusives are actually dying.</span></p>]]></description>
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                <itunes:title>#6- We’re Famously Against Lists</itunes:title>
                <title>#6- We’re Famously Against Lists</title>

                
                
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>We kick things off by tearing into list culture, then dive into Nintendo’s username bans, overpriced movie tickets, and aggressive product placement.</p><p>From fast food horror ads to live-action remake rants, nothing’s safe this episode.</p><p>Gaming, media, and internet absurdity—all packed into one chaotic conversation.</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;We kick things off by tearing into list culture, then dive into Nintendo’s username bans, overpriced movie tickets, and aggressive product placement.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;From fast food horror ads to live-action remake rants, nothing’s safe this episode.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Gaming, media, and internet absurdity—all packed into one chaotic conversation.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
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                <itunes:title>#5 - The entire Red Dead Online player base</itunes:title>
                <title>#5 - The entire Red Dead Online player base</title>

                
                
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                <itunes:title>#4- Deer Collisions Crypto</itunes:title>
                <title>#4- Deer Collisions Crypto</title>

                
                
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>We pitch our own scam coin, debate the ethics of honest grifting, and stumble into a conversation about deer-related vehicular manslaughter. The South African refugee story, British wildlife, and weed laws all somehow make it in. It’s a mess—but at least it’s our mess.</p>]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2025 13:00:00 &#43;0000</pubDate>
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                <itunes:title>#3- Scary Discord Moderator</itunes:title>
                <title>#3- Scary Discord Moderator</title>

                
                
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>We joke about launching a fake crypto coin, walk through the mindset behind scams, and laugh at Discord mod stereotypes. From shady age checks to trench coats and anime swords, it spirals fast. Somehow, it ends with us arguing about RGB keyboards.</p>]]></description>
                <content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;We joke about launching a fake crypto coin, walk through the mindset behind scams, and laugh at Discord mod stereotypes. From shady age checks to trench coats and anime swords, it spirals fast. Somehow, it ends with us arguing about RGB keyboards.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
                
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                <itunes:title>#2- Positive Father Figures</itunes:title>
                <title>#2- Positive Father Figures</title>

                
                
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                <description><![CDATA[<p><span>In this episode of Scatterbrained, Sinna gets chokeslammed for a crime he didn’t commit, Joseph relives the agony of singing in class, and Hop just wants someone—anyone—to call dad.</span></p>]]></description>
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                <itunes:title>#1- Lunchly Solves World Hunger</itunes:title>
                <title>#1- Lunchly Solves World Hunger</title>

                
                
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>In our very first episode, Joseph, Hopperator, and Sinna talk Vimeo, plan humanitarian Lunchable drops, and theorize about donut-shaped planets and flat earth lore.</p>]]></description>
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