the Drew World Order

Season Two: Chatty Kathy Preview

Sun, 22 Dec 2019 10:49:09 +0000

The professor destroys the previous bonus episode of his appearance on a dating show but fear not! We have some b-roll footage of the crew doing some planning for the second season of the DWO. Phase II has been initiated and it involves prank calls, skits, scripted improv, knowledge, and hilarious conversations sprinkled throughout. Check us out at www.the-dwo.com and on Twitter @QuantaviusD

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The Professor Tries Dating

Sun, 22 Dec 2019 00:30:19 +0000

In this archived bonus podisode of the unscripted improv involving Anna Wintour, Starfire, Professor Quantavius-D, and Bill Clinton as they appear on a dating show in 2006. Quantavius-D hesitantly appears as the bachelor of the century and shits his way through the contestants as they vie for the heart of a Professor, History of Accounting.......blah blah blah. Conspiracy research often requires the art of the laugh and while this episode was NOT designed to produce laughs but provide context. Context for a weirdo hellbent on pretending he resides within the History of Accounting Department at Cal Berkeley University. LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED: This episode harmed no conspiracies throughout the production of content. No reserved rights for Ted Koppel and Phase II of the DWO was initiated at the beginning of this description by David Copperfield. You are now fully ensconced in the DWO: Paradox of Plop. Check us out on the interweb at www.the-dwo.com and god bless Theodore Koppel III. Merry Christmas to the British and we love you in France!!!

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A Belgium Waffle in Iran

Sun, 15 Dec 2019 14:40:44 +0000

More bonus content from S-A-L 9000, the spinoff show from the Drew World Order found on Castbox's Livecast Feature. Some of our Iranian friends go full Miagi-son on Mr. Drew and use Rastafarian magic in order to hear AC/DC songs from a Kansas perspective. Quite possibly the most ridiculous thing you'll ever hear in a book. Listener discretion advised: NOT FOR CHILDREN and NOT FOR SOME ADULTS. Brace yourself before you ace yourself. Enjoy and Happy Pre-Christmas. The last NOEL is a story you rarely hear. Written by Benny Beham and Sal. Directed by the Bird of Sal, a non-fictional character from Earth.

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Screaming Chuy Show

Wed, 04 Dec 2019 08:13:01 +0000

We have uncovered the lost tapes of a long lost brotherhood between Screaming Chuy, host of the fantastic Screaming Chuy Show, and Drewbert when they were younglings. In this tape you will hear the thunderdome friends discover a computer for the first time and use it to hone in on Kim Jong Un's location, which doesn't make any sense since it would have been Kim Jung Il in charge of North Korea. But nevertheless, tune in to the Screaming Chuy Show as it has quickly become a favorite of the DWO! The Professor is on record as saying, "The Screaming Chuy Show is like Billy Mays and Chuck Norris had a baby that turned into a podcast and then was drizzled with chocolate fondue from Ted Koppel's brunch table and then sprinkled with strawberry peanut shavings from........somewhere or something, shit I don't know. But I know it's fucking good and you should tune in...or I will unleash a firey, uh, nevermind. The Screaming Chuy Show is where it's at so have a listen." That was an actual quote from the Professor! Stay tuned for more collaboration between the DWO and SCS, both hosted by Anchor!

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the New World Order

Wed, 04 Dec 2019 05:40:53 +0000

The illumination of a thousand points of podcasting lights shine on the episode pertaining to the New World Order. This is our culmination episode and the jump off point when we do a soft reboot of the show and recast the Professor. Hear former Presidents, Prime Ministers, and Henry Kissinger (who is somehow still fucking alive) speak with raving reviews on their new secular order of the ages. But wait, not if the Professor and decent human beings of all races, cultures, creeds, incomes, genders, or sneeze preferences unite once and for all to declare, "We'd rather have a Drew World Order." No globalists were harmed in the making of this episode but Ted Koppel remains missing, I think. Help us find Koppel's hairpiece by listening and supporting the Drew World Order at www.the-dwo.com #QuantaviusD #newworldorder #nwo #dwo

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JFK v New World Order

Sat, 23 Nov 2019 02:47:39 +0000

JFK speech on the anniversary of his assassination on deck tonight. Our next episode drops Monday and we are editing it currently! Have a stupendous weekend and God bless Ted Koopel.

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The Irish Ambassador's Prank Calls

Sat, 16 Nov 2019 05:39:00 +0000

The following is unedited content, in its entirety, from the Castbox Livecast portion of the show. The show acquires an Irish Ambassador named Rossco Cobblepot who assists us in the act of prank calls to Kansas City area establishments. Listen to our livecasts @ www.castbox.com by creating an account and subscribing to the Drew World Order. Turn your notifications on and you'll be alerted when the DWO goes live on weeknights! This is completely unedited and raw audio that may not be suitable for the Professor although he does make most of the calls with the Irish Ambassador.

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Deleted Scenes

Wed, 13 Nov 2019 12:00:06 +0000

Parody Karaoke and Elvis Moves in with the Professor. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/trismegistus3/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/trismegistus3/support

(He Drew) a New World Order

Mon, 11 Nov 2019 22:23:41 +0000

A 1958 speech by Robert Welch on the plan for America, with our thoughts sprinkled in and following. A break from the Archons you all have deserved so enjoy this episode on the New World Order before heading back to Archon Land next week for the Archon Finale. Busy day on the DWO so enjoy everything we have dropped today and check us out on the website @ www.the-dwo.com !!!!!

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Cognitive Dissonance

Mon, 11 Nov 2019 18:35:42 +0000

More bonus content as we feature an episode from the Livecasts on cognitive dissonance. We are speaking to ourselves just as much as we are speaking to everyone else. In essence, we are speaking to ourselves almost twice as much as we are speaking to our audience. Plus, I don't own a pedal-stool to speak from nor would I ever find myself on one because those dudes are usually jackwagons. Enjoy some more bonus content and check us out at www.the-dwo.com !!!!!!

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Hi Carol !!!

Sun, 10 Nov 2019 20:16:21 +0000

Bonus content this week includes some thoughts from Drewbert, the outtakes from the Professor, the Toad Girl prank call, and anything else you hear! The outtakes include a younger, drunker version of the two because sometimes it's necessary to discuss anything and everything NOT New World Order. Therefore we offer you some charades into the redundant and "funny" side of the DWO. Check us out on Castbox Livecasts and at www.the-dwo.com!

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Archons - Part III

Thu, 31 Oct 2019 23:55:56 +0000

Part III of the Archon series spotlights researchers conclusions on the Archons, their MO throughout history & into today, the nature of reality, references to the Archons in relation to the Sumerian Tablets, the appearance of the buggers, and their creation of a bubble for the collective population & as individuals. Parasite is a name for these creatures thus we discuss how they do it, why they do it and how you can detach yourself from their persuasion. Raise your awareness and reclaim your perception because they awakening has begun!

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Live-cast Plug

Sat, 19 Oct 2019 09:28:10 +0000

Just some logistics and karaoke. Join me on castbox and the website! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/trismegistus3/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/trismegistus3/support

Archons - The Demiurge

Tue, 15 Oct 2019 07:45:54 +0000

The Demiurge and The Divine Sophia are mentioned heavily in the Nag Hammadi Library. Therefore, we explore the writings and broadcast what the Gnostics had to say about this 'False Gaud' and how a force from the depths of the cosmos hacked the Divine Light, or Source, so that it could ensure it's own survival. Part II of the Archon Arc as we traverse our way through the schism in order to gain gnosis. This is the Archon Arc and the DWO can ensure you that no Professors were harmed during the recording of this podcast.

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The Archons - Part 1

Wed, 02 Oct 2019 18:31:50 +0000

We explore the 1,600 year old Nag Hammadi Texts and the rise of the Archons. What are the Archons and why are they obsessed with humankind? The themes of creativity, intentionality and low vibrational emotions coincide highly with these parasites. Put on your perception goggles because we submerge ourselves deep into the rabbit hole, pursuing information to help us grasp and deal with the current situation on planet earth.

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"Project Pegasus" Sequel

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 19:13:56 +0000

The highly anticipated sequel to Project Pegasus you might name Project Pegasus 'Too.' We continue the extraordinary story of Andrew Basiago and his involvement in DARPA's time travel and teleportation technology. Get your air because The Chosen Ones, meaning you, venture back into the depths of the rabbit hole. This episode blessed and ordained by Professor Quantavius Dee, phD History of Accounting.

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"Project Pegasus" - Part One

Thu, 05 Sep 2019 08:27:45 +0000

Cointelbro attempts some shit on the DWO and infiltration we shall pull thy upon into oblivion. Part One of our discussion on the extraordinary story of Andrew Basiago and Project Pegasus; Donald Rumsfeld and 9/11, Mars, D.U.M.B.'s, time travel and teleportation. Grab your kettle corn and Cherry Italian Ice because you are about to commence a free fall into the vastness of the Rabbit Hole. We can only present the rabbit hole, each individual must decide whether or not to jump. Should you jump, the Chozen shall deliver you home safely on this episode of the DWO: The Chozen. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/support

The Legos of Philosophy

Tue, 03 Sep 2019 04:02:53 +0000

Happy Labor Day (evening) from the DWO! This BONUS content we discuss a section of the book 'Spellbinder's Gift', authored by Og Mandino, as an important philosophical doctrine. We also look ahead to Phase II of the DWO and preview our next episode on Project Pegasus. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/support

Bernie Sanders "Interview"

Mon, 26 Aug 2019 00:26:55 +0000

An interview with someone named Bernie Sanders, Red looks into Alienstock aka "Storm Area 51" and Area 52, and the Professor gets an education in what counts as breaking news. We also tie ancient Egypt to An aka "Great Father of the Sky" in Sumerian lore. This episode dedicated to Cosmo the Beagle and his unconditional love for life. The words of Hunter S Thompson accurately portray the memory of The Cosmo the Assman: "too weird to live but too rare to die" Perception creates reality and we are here to help you remember who you are...who you really are. We are the DWO: The Chosen Ones --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/support

Jeffrey Epstein "Suicided"

Mon, 19 Aug 2019 03:27:20 +0000

Special episode today as we break down the "suicide" of Jeffrey Epstein, as predicted on this platform. The theories floating around and latest developments in Epstein Suicided by Murder. We are the DWO: Niko, Gumby and Lil' Global are primed and ready to cut through the bullshit story in search of the truth. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/support

Enki and Enlil

Mon, 12 Aug 2019 21:21:54 +0000

Bonus content today focuses exclusively on Enki and Enlil as main players in the creation of humanity. We provide a family tree, of sorts, to help sort out who these gods were and therefore, evolving your understanding of our true history. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/support

Our Reptilian Brain (R-Complex)

Mon, 12 Aug 2019 01:28:05 +0000

We feature Lil' Global's world premiere of "On A Boat" and "Wake Up" woven into the discussion contained herein, as it relates to the New World Order: the Reptilian Brain, Monoatomic Gold & DNA, 2020 Presidential Election, Professor Guantavius-Dee (PhD History of Accounting), Christ & The Winter Solstice and more! Laugh along the way as we make fun of Mr. Drew for smelling like Ted Koppel and Red pranks a lucky gentleman prized with winning a free dildo from the state fair! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/support

Annunaki

Mon, 29 Jul 2019 01:01:39 +0000

Sumerian Tablets discussed and the picture associated with the episode is from HW Bush lying in state. Pay close attention to the men guarding his casket. HW funeral was a ritual. HW was an Archon. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/support

Red Shock Radio Too

Sun, 21 Jul 2019 03:18:42 +0000

Niko Masters Red-Shock Radio for the alliance of non compliance. Belly buttons and their stink factor, inquiries on a Gumby, and the Professor! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/support

Red Shock Radio: Kansas Bound

Sat, 06 Jul 2019 00:09:32 +0000

The DWO goes into hyperspeed as Niko Masters joins the show to discuss the war on terror, cryptocurrency, North Korea, some cronies in DC all while giving Dorothy the NY makeover that Kim Kardashian always wanted. This is the new DWO and what is done in the dark will be brought to the light! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/support

Operation Northwoods

Fri, 14 Jun 2019 18:24:51 +0000

Allow me to expand on my credentials as an agent of disclosure regarding a New World Order and then we shall beam ourselves into the nature of time, 9/11 and all the randomness in between. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/trismagistus/support

Drew World Order (Trailer)

Thu, 13 Jun 2019 18:24:51 +0000

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