0:02:30 Into the weird

0:11:15 Quatum illusions

0:18:00 The Squad pulls over to deliberate

0:22:35 Roll to solve the puzzle

0:28:10 I would be willing to not die on this mission

0:29:20 Tethering is hard

0:35:40 "Plug me into the rock!"

0:40:50 stethoscope to rock "It's not good..."

0:42:55 Requiem of memories

0:59:30 What the A.I. doin'?

1:05:15 Back to the autopsy

1:12:35 Might defense? On my fragile A.I.?!

1:18:35 Deeper... Further still

1:20:40 Just out of reach...

1:23:40 I just need to... control it...

1:25:10 It needs to be done

1:29:00 Do we jump off the precipice?

1:37:00 A decision has been made

0:02:10 A New Dawn... and its breakfast time!

0:22:00 Before we drop, we gotta prep!

0:31:00 What happens on the ship stays on the ship

0:42:25 Hi Dean!

0:43:45 and were LIVE IN 3..2..

0:45:30 POV you are asked about your past in public

0:48:25 "What are you doing jaqline?" - mark 2025

0:50:40 Just look at that view

0:54:00 Uh-oh...

1:01:30 0.0 problem has been temporally resolved

1:05:00 Dads!- I mean, Captian and Security Officer! I saw something scary!

1:10:40 Just two friends working together to install updates! I swear!

1:19:45 The fruits of our labor

1:24:10 OOOOO you were called to the princibles office!

1:34:25 The Plan

1:40:45 its time to take off! (is the house burning down?!!?)

0:07:45 whats the plan?

0:12:00 A pirates life

0:23:35 The self-defined interloper reaches in

0:35:25 A.I puts on the mask

0:44:10 The stone man softens

0:57:55 Just dumb leveling details (peron.ai? New abilites?? overclock????BELTS?!?!?)

1:22:45 after one year... there is a party!

1:27:00 "I died with this guy!"

1:34:00 Starts with an apology

1:37:00 just having a normal conversation!

1:43:00 WELP

1:45:50 Karaoke with a surprise!

00:01:38 - Recap McRecollect

00:03:38 - Gameplay begins

00:14:57 - Mark enters the arms race

00:35:14 - Astro just needs somebody to talk to

00:51:41 - Mark is the FBI

00:55:05 - The standard for men is so low these days

00:56:09 - Mark is so high that he knows things nobody's told him

00:58:50 - This is how I approach all questionable decisions in my life

01:15:30 - Cleo discovers clapping in lo fi

01:24:38 - Astro has like 23 NPCs on this ship he could have interesting RP convos with and instead he makes Josh RP his goldfish

01:40:51 - Astro obeying the docs orders is so unusual he has to literally declare that it is happening

02:07:28 - Mission accomplished

02:07:35 - ...With some loose ends, anyway

00:02:08 - The slow regard of silent things

00:06:33 - Mark wakes up to the bright lights

00:08:47 - It's like gene is just a tool to Mark

00:09:33 - Mark's head remains firmly attached to his shoulders

00:11:09 - Mike is hella paranoid now

00:12:24 - Mark gets a couple flashbacks

00:13:22 - Mark is like a gene in a bowl. If gene is his name

00:14:12 - We're not in kansas anymore

00:15:07 - The gang does a quick brainstorming sesh

00:16:01 - Mark says what we're all feeling in life

00:16:51 - We cut to Ronan who is distinctly NOT in the medbay

00:18:54 - Ronan has an emotion

0:05:00 The gang fights a tesla android

0:11:30 pulling ship dad into the loop

0:15:30 back to our regularly scheduled combat

0:20:50 so about that missing person...

0:26:00 HMMMMMMMMMMM....

0:29:15 Timey Whimey Spacey wacey lore bits

0:33:30 ...I KNEW IT

0:39:00 Mark is DONE.

0:46:00 the table of distraction!

0:48:30 Dean the HERO?! and he's badass??!?!!

0:51:15 POV - your boss asks for you to stay behind after the meeting

0:53:30 the search continues...

0:56:00 uh-oh!

1:11:30 The call is coming from inside the skull!

1:13:50 just victor thigs in medbay

1:18:00 What you got there Dean? ... a smoothe?

1:24:00 0.0 ...when you supposed to be just an ai

1:29:00 time for the who and what and where.

1:33:00 Episode end! 3 session debrief ("you're cool!", "no YOU'RE COOL")

1:50:50 Character growth moments?

0:05:10 Time to Investigate!

0:12:30 Face to Face with the unknown...

0:15:00 ...And it is UPSET!

0:22:30 Emergency stop

0:24:37 Back to the Meat Bags

0:32:15 Basic Diplomacy

0:33:47 Search and Destroy

0:37:20 We're on the Way To Life Support!

0:41:10 Cleo you good?

0:42:00 Welcome Back JAQLINE & our journey continues (to life support)

0:44:25 Hey Victor!

0:47:10 And We Are Back Together-ish

0:54:10 Wait a Minute...Who Are You?

0:58:10 Maybe We Should Let Everyone Else Know...

0:59:35 Once you let the genie out of the bottle...

1:04:30 HE HAS A GUN, oh and they make a plan I guess

1:10:00 Deputy Business! & some import info I guess

1:14:50 OH NO, THEY HAVE BODIES

1:16:10 And Were Done! (whoops)

1:16:50 And Were Back!

1:19:10 Roll Initiative!

1:22:38 JB What Have You DONE

1:28:50 Its An AI Party! and we get a lead on the missing person

1:35:55 More AI! 1:42:00 Remember...

1:48:50 ...No Androids!

1:57:30 I think Astro will be okay with it

1:59:10 well if you didn't re-roll everything!

2:00:50 TREVOR!!!!

0:02:30 Who died? What happened again?

0:07:20 That's right! Talia is missing!

0:10:59 This time in Bottom Ship: Mark is a mood, Jaqline is stalking, And Astro is not following medical advice

0:18:20 The first steps into the mystery...

0:28:00 ...Leave echoes where they should not...

0:33:00 ...And paranoia climbs.

0:36:50 Maybe we should tell the ship dad someone is missing

0:41:45 "We may, OR MAY NOT, have someone missing on board..."

0:49:10 Drop squad! ASSEMBLE!...(you good, Astro?)

0:57:30 Will Cleo forget this? All signs point to yes!

1:00:30 Back to assembling! its a challenge!

1:11:35 AAAAAAAH, that was strange

1:14:55 Cleo can't forget if its no longer relevant!

1:16:00 Back to strange things

1:18:25 A meeting of minds

1:23:00 The Drop Squad investigates the crime scene FINALLY

00:00:25 - Introductions

00:01:17 - Gameplay begins

00:05:43 - Talia makes Mark a new man

00:09:56 - "What could possibly go wrong" is our team motto

00:14:37 - All the time, 60% of the time

00:16:37 - "I scan the pregnant wall"

00:20:42 - But what if we didn't

00:24:23 - Mark gets too confident, the GM steps in

00:30:54 - Mark has never felt so alive

00:38:02 - Sometimes, the GM giveth

00:42:22 - Everything is above JAQLINE's pay grade

00:44:45 - And, the GM ... giveth more? That can't be good

00:45:15 - There it is.

00:49:24 - Astro and Ronan are just hanging around]

00:55:16 - Impact

00:58:39 - a desperate ploy

01:04:34 - Wake up, Link

01:07:41 - Picking up the pieces

01:13:56 - JAQI tries to make a move

01:15:36 - Mark makes another interpersonal 180

01:22:02 - Cleo literally talking to hear herself talk

01:26:05 - JAQI has to tell the principal what happened

01:35:54 - Back to the medbay

01:43:16 - Mark finds out everybody knew but him

01:49:53 - Ronan has a talk with the doc

02:03:19 - Astro invites his friends over

00:00:00 - Start

00:00:30 - Introductions

00:01:34 - JAQLINE gives a brief recap, I mean sends a databurst

00:03:49 - Gameplay begins

00:06:59 - Mark takes a closer look

00:11:43 - You want me to dangle WHAT into WHERE?

00:12:14 - Usb-c is HELLA standard

00:16:21 - Last time we did this it was catastrophic but THIS time it'll be different

00:21:10 - Cleo hits us with her catchphrase

00:26:01 - What are we doing here again?

00:27:01 - The gang decides to move on

00:28:43 - Things start heating up

00:29:34 - Cleo tries to um actually and gets um actually'd

00:34:01 - Cleo does a cool

00:36:41 - Cleo with a $5 word

00:37:57 - Ah gross I stepped in some anomaly

00:44:36 - Mark would like a breaky-poo

00:46:56 - Some space-camfire-conversation

00:53:06 - Astro suggests continuing the game

00:55:37 - Josh briefly explains how Cleo's cool new ability works

00:59:27 - Ronan sticks his head in the sand

01:05:41 - Trevor spends a lot of time lawyering up for this skill check

01:08:13 - Tyler is all growed up now and making player intrusions

01:08:26 - Oh no wait he's just taking an action

01:10:44 - Trevor makes a player intrusion fr fr

01:16:26 - We briefly do twitch stuff

01:16:31 - Baby's first "alright hear me out"

01:18:37 - A "non zero" chance of success

01:25:02 - The voice of reason is... the pirate?

01:34:46 - This explains why Mark can't have S'mores

01:36:24 - Ronan and Astro put their heads together to come up with a solution

01:38:36 - Mark finds his spine

01:39:40 - Talia says the words that will go on the next t shirt we sell

00:00:18 - Introductions

00:01:28 - Astro sends a message to home

00:04:22 - The research team are working late

00:07:42 - Mark and JAQLINE do some investigating of their own

00:10:56 - That iconic catchphrase

00:20:42 - Ronan's most significant memory from his last misadventures

00:31:46 - Mark asks a dangerous question

00:34:01 - The drop squad gets back together

00:40:05 - Dragomir Hunt's Helpful Hints :TM:

00:43:41 - The gang shares their wardrobe a bit

00:44:40 - Remember that he said this, listener

00:48:37 - I'm going to get a spritz bottle for Cleo

00:55:26 - Good advice is disregarded

00:59:42 - Mark tidies up around the place

01:08:34 - JAQI begins a promising career as a stormchaser

01:10:45 - Ronan has a plan

01:15:04 - The drop squad rolls out

01:18:29 - Consent is important, kids

01:18:39 - r/brandnewsentence

01:19:13 - mfw I roll badly

01:19:42 - Ronan does some space gardening

01:22:20 - Ronan speaks "SpaceTok" into existence

01:22:29 - A high speed data chase

01:25:29 - Mike the player is getting suspicious

01:26:16 - What's next fam

01:28:00 - We see things through a different lens

01:34:15 - Cleo undoes all the hard work we did creating Victor Meridia's NPC Character Quirk

01:38:00 - Ronan is having a hot chef summer

01:45:44 - Social bubbling for science

01:52:58 - Mark learns about how hard work gets you somewhere

01:54:16 - Out of the gravitational frying pan...

01:55:14 - We all hope desperately that Cleo isn't trying to tell us something about herself

01:55:53 - Dark side of the... rock

01:57:04 - Surely this is not foreshadowing

00:00:00 - Start

00:00:16 - Introductions

00:02:21 - JAQLINE's log, entry number 1 (it's a recap of the last two episodes)

00:04:46 - She's in your clouds taking screenshots. No not like that

00:08:16 - The worlds most useful phone call

00:10:08 - Josh sounds like he's being passive aggressive but actually he just doesn't know the answer so he's literally letting the players make this call

00:11:29 - Just add space tumbleweed

00:12:21 - Ronan goes to Texas

00:13:25 - Leaves from the vine

00:14:47 - Ronan sails the 7... stones?

00:15:43 - Ronan is ascawed of da dawk

00:17:23 - Tyler tries to pull victory from the jaws of defeat

00:20:38 - Tyler realizes he has free will, even here

00:20:50 - Ronan makes a find!

00:24:24 - Astro to the rescue?

00:27:55 - Mike is now responsible for whatever happens next. Good.

00:28:43 - Tyler says the words I say before everything I ever do ever

00:30:33 - Ronan goes spelunking

00:32:45 - Josh says something actually scientifically accurate

00:32:59 - Ronan's in the well?

00:35:23 - Back to the start where we began

00:37:22 - Mark has an honest talk with the Inquiry

00:38:30 - Mike pitches a meme and it still has a better plot than twilight

00:39:16 - Cleo speaks dial-up now

00:40:06 - "Plant Tissue"

00:44:17 - A cave dwelling discovery??

00:45:00 - Astro uses a cypher!!

00:45:14 - What's harder to lift - one pallet-sized Ronan or 100 Ronan-sized pallets?

00:47:30 - Tyler has a dope idea

00:52:04 - "Easy"

00:52:24 - Mark straps in

00:56:28 - Dropship? More like jump ship amirite

00:57:21 - "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"

00:57:56 - ...one giant leap for chef kind

00:58:56 - BAM thumbnail

00:59:31 - Cleo is given all the information she needs to understand the situation, and rejects it

01:04:15 - Ronan gives out some samples

01:04:40 - Nevermind

01:05:06 - Oh no wait yeah he is

01:06:24 - JAQI faces her judge

01:20:05 - JAQI finds a plot detail? Or a red herring? YOU DECIDE

01:23:50 - Mark faces JAQI's judge

01:24:59 - Dean has no time for games

01:25:23 - Ronan makes some house calls

01:32:34 - JAQLINE interrogation round 2

01:41:31 - Mike has too much confidence. We take care of that.

01:47:06 - JAQLINE hits the anime inner monologue

01:51:13 - False... stop?

01:51:53 - Benevloent Astro strikes

01:55:42 - Idk why but everybody whispers for a bit

00:00:10 - Introductions

00:01:09 - The session really "takes off"

00:06:58 - The ride gets a little bumpier

00:08:25 - Cleo did this to Cleo

00:14:04 - We're not in space kansas anymore

00:17:18 - Science requires debate

00:18:16 - Mark thinks Talia is too good to be true

00:20:21 - One small step for chef-kind

00:22:42 - Cleo names the episode

00:24:25 - 3 Guys & A Dropship

00:27:25 - Mark turns this metal box into a home

00:28:34 - Never split the...

00:30:19 - JAQLINE installed a potato

00:30:34 - Ronan Voss heads South

00:33:34 - The Grasslings is the name of my new blues band

00:40:10 - Astro goes north

00:44:13 - "What's the worst thing that could happen" she asks

00:45:17 - Follow the Rock

00:46:46 - JAQLINE hits us with the "This is just like the [insert historical atrocity here]"

00:48:04 - JAQLINE becomes KAREN and whips out her phone

00:51:52 - Ronan is on the move

00:54:49 - Space Pirates are basically the same as other pirates

00:56:41 - Mark is now a switchboard operator

00:59:27 - Talia keeps forgetting to go do her job

00:59:49 - Cleo tries to use actual science knowledge in our science story

01:03:19 - Get the band back together

01:04:53 - Little Rock Big Base is the name of my new hallmark movie

01:06:57 - JAQLINE presents the secondary conflict of the episode the way children's shows do for the kids watching so they know the story

01:09:39 - Astro does more science

01:13:11 - "Research"

01:17:09 - Gotta make a map

01:18:27 - "I'll give it a little tinker"

01:20:09 - Yo this gm is so intrusive tho

01:21:15 - Me when I roll a 2

01:22:21 - JAQLINE notices a thing

01:25:00 - *sigh* there's always one

01:28:00 - Astro is still back at the base

01:31:22 - Zoom and enhance

00:00:19 - Introductions

00:01:32 - We set the scene

00:01:55 - Josh unironically uses the word "pronto"

00:05:39 - Mike can't handle the music

00:06:39 - "I'm fully covered in milk"

00:07:19 - Sometimes the memories hurt the most

00:08:42 - Ronan does not appropriately read the room

00:10:40 - Ronan visits the fabricationist

00:11:59 - Ronan is doing a lot of walking today

00:14:19 - Astro sends ronan back to the kichen

00:15:23 - Mark is de-milk-ified

00:20:21 - JAQLINE gets some sensor practice

00:22:46 - Something's not right with this data

00:32:19 - So much to do, so little time

00:32:57 - Why is Dean so spooky?

00:33:58 - Mark tries to self deprecate and GM doesn't think he did it hard enough so he makes him do it again

00:34:48 - The most surprising surprise of Mark Putty's life

00:36:17 - JAQLINE v0.9 starts collaborating with Adelaide

00:38:31 - JAQLINE is the articulate one for once

00:38:54 - A terrible tragedy bursts through the fourth wall momentarily

00:39:15 - JAQLINE gets to flex

00:43:57 - The plot walks out the door... and Mark Putty stays behind

00:45:15 - Ronan gets booped

00:47:26 - The crew wouldn't be complete without 'er

00:47:59 - The plot is conveniently packaged in a prefabricated steel structure

00:50:52 - Astro Adon checks on the dress code

00:51:03 - Mark finds new and exciting reasons to be afraid

00:52:21 - JAQLINE reminds everyone her descriptor is naive

00:52:43 - My man said "edible purposes"

00:57:11 - A bumpy approach

01:01:00 - The GM lore drops the megacorp that Tyler created to Tyler who has forgotten how it worked

01:02:09 - Tyler says words he will probably have to eat later

01:02:38 - Astro tactfully exits the scene

01:03:01 - Ronan is the soccer mom of the Spirit of Inquiry

01:04:41 - Astro goes to meet with his favorite person on the whole ship

01:07:05 - Sam Nova approaches fabrication the way the US approaches money

01:07:27 - IT'S TOO MANY IONS

01:09:31 - Ronan talks to the doc

01:13:19 - Ronan goes to see JB

01:17:25 - a classic "hold this for me?" prank

01:19:41 - Mark has an original idea about going somewhere new

01:20:51 - Cleo forgets we're like millenia into the future

01:22:05 - This is a strong candidate for a "real scientist reacts" video

01:25:58 - Astro crashes out 01:27:06 - "ability to operate ship" is a hot commodity.

01:27:10 - Ronan expertly de-escalates Astro's crash out (/s)

01:28:57 - Astro is crashing out so hard his voice is replaced with Trevor's

01:32:35 - We get closer to the plot! 01:34:08 - Slow motion suit up montage

00:00:23 - Introductions

00:01:28 - This one starts off a mess

00:01:36 - Trevor creates a new rule at the gaming table - no more snacks.

00:02:03 - Start... again

00:02:16 - This genuinely could not have gone any worse

00:03:52 - Gameplay begins. again

00:04:15 - Brief recap

00:04:51 - The ships least social member does a bunch of social coordinating

00:08:00 - Mark takes a long walk

00:08:45 - JAQLINE shares some advice

00:10:03 - ITS A CLOSED NETWORK ITS TOTALLY SECURE

00:11:04 - A new challenger approaches

00:11:50 - A game within the game

00:12:22 - Ronan boots up the holodeck

00:14:52 - The character selection screen

00:16:31 - A brief overview of how the minigame will work

00:18:36 - JAQLINE places a bet

00:21:56 - Mark gets mad

00:22:22 - "Ronan, start the match"

00:23:04 - Round 1

00:32:09 - Round 2

00:54:19 - Round 3

01:08:49 - Round 4

01:18:45 - Round 5

01:23:04 - The aftermath

01:35:05 - Ronan makes a deal with the devil

01:35:35 - All four players fall in love with the fake space lady

01:36:02 - The devil makes a deal with... Ronan?

01:36:53 - Ronan complicates the deal

01:38:08 - Ronan makes what might be a bad decision

01:39:14 - Astro asks what we're all thinking

01:43:40 - Downtime activity and suspicious incidents for the other players

00:01:39 - Trevor does a recap of C3 E4

00:02:03 - Cleo immediately hijacks the recap

00:04:10 - The gang roasts Josh

00:04:21 - Cleo roasts trevor

00:04:27 - Josh claps back with a compliment

00:04:46 - Cleo admits that she's been operating her own tiny jurassic park as a side hustle

00:06:49 - Gameplay begins with Mark and JAQLINE on the dropship

00:11:10 - JAQLINE gets completely sidetracked making Josh make up how the power grid of the ship works

00:11:36 - Cleo loves the engines. Spaceships are cleos new trains

00:12:09 - Mike meddles

00:13:10 - TREVOR ARM

00:13:12 - Cleo learns how her abilities work

00:15:41 - JAQLINE does some scanning

00:15:57 - JAQLINE nopes out of a trust fall

00:16:29 - Josh valiantly attempts to encourage the players to roleplay

00:17:08 - Josh awakens Cleo's inner XP Goblin

00:18:08 - "Anomaly detected"

00:18:33 - It is revealed that despite creating the NPCs and assigning their voices, Josh can't do Adelaide's voice to save his life

00:19:35 - ANOTHA ONE

00:19:58 - Mark gets high on colors

00:20:53 - Josh accidentally delivers one of the most existentially deep lines he's ever said

00:22:01 - I also ding when I learn something

00:22:37 - JAQLINE summarizes the moral lesson of episode 4

00:22:57 - Helmswoman peters disagrees about the moral lesson of episode 4

00:27:47 - Mark is straight up in your matrix peepin yo data

00:29:48 - Mike puts Cleo in her place

00:30:04 - One of the rolls Mike has ever made

00:30:22 - Mark Putty goes home

00:32:18 - Ronan gets goin

00:34:04 - Cleo jynxes the rest of the session

00:35:38 - Ronan has no g's but he's used to it.

00:36:54 - Ronan's biggest enemy is himself

00:38:47 - Ronan is ready to do the thing

00:41:51 - Ronan attempts to do the thing

00:44:45 - Ronan has a lot on his plate

00:50:18 - A shocking gm intrusion

00:51:15 - Not again. Not like this

00:51:45 - Ronan leaps into action

00:54:24 - Ronana faces a tough decision

00:57:34 - Ronan professes his love for Kiya. Or maybe Tyler does.

00:59:58 - A short 30-minute time skip to an uncomfortable meeting

01:02:08 - The principal's office. You see it.

01:03:48 - When even the gm has a hard time keeping a straight face in court

01:04:11 - Okay but he has a point

01:04:57 - The targeting computer reacts

01:06:12 - Ronan is all green flags today

01:06:42 - Cleo says the quiet part out loud

01:08:24 - Checking back in with the dropship crew

01:11:20 - Mark comes to a conclusion

01:13:04 - A plan is methodically discussed for many moons

01:20:24 - Mark tinkers

01:21:37 - The line between Mark and Mike gets temporarily blurry

01:22:16 - Everyone knows if you add the words "slowly and safely" to any plan it will be both slow and safe

01:23:15 - Adelaide says the quiet part quietly

01:23:47 - That one scene from avengers with the hulk

01:23:56 - lol I made the same joke at the table that I just made writing the chapter titles

01:24:16 - When you accidentally mention your problem with your brother in front of mom

01:28:17 - Ronan deals with his feelings the way all men have dealt with their feelings since the dawn of gunpowder

01:35:00 - A parting of the ways

01:36:23 - When the doc doesn't just give you what you want

01:43:53 - Astro has a heart to heart with the only trustworthy confidant on the ship

01:45:13 - JAQLINE and Mark talk about the moral of today's episode

01:50:53 - Mark stumps JAQLINE

01:52:36 - GM's dog Lupin is a space tumbleweed

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00:01:33 - When last we met

00:03:22 - Mark Palace's Mind Putty. No wait.

00:06:57 - An unexpected visitor in the night

00:12:24 - The deepest conversation

00:18:39 - First kill of the season!

00:22:57 - Astro talks materials with Sam Nova

00:26:37 - GM Definitely doesn't accidentally do Astro's voice

00:28:28 - Mark gets an important call

00:30:59 - Ronan opens the kitchens

00:38:08 - Astro looks out for his fellow crewmate

00:44:22 - Mark has a choice to make

00:48:36 - POV: Ronan

00:50:02 - Ronan tattles on his commanding officer to his buddy

00:52:36 - Tyler attempts to roleplay and is foiled by the technology

00:53:21 - Ronan plays charades

00:54:27 - It's a regular old dropshipping party

00:57:57 - Mark asks Ronan for advice...

00:58:35 - ...and gets exactly what he should have expected

01:01:42 - One of the sentences MIke has ever said

01:04:21 - Astro gets some space

01:09:48 - Astute observers will note that the GM just completely replaced Kyle Smith with Zara Lo with no explanation

01:10:56 - Cleo lawyers on behalf of Trevor

01:11:02 - Cleo is an illiterate lawyer

01:14:03 - Mark and JAQI's big adventure

01:21:12 - 72% of statistics on the internet were made up on the spot... by Cleo

01:21:48 - Mike the player gets lost in the view

01:22:14 - JAQLINE does her best to give helpful encouragement

01:28:28 - Cleo is the beginning of every xbox game where they find an in-game reason to make you choose whether to invert the right stick

01:28:32 - Nevermind she's still just illiterate

01:33:31 - JAQLINE learns an important lesson

01:33:50 - Astro does a work

01:34:46 - Everybody always asks what is speed...

01:39:56 - Trevor takes us all on an emotional rollercoaster

01:44:55 - Tyler uses a stegosaurus

00:00:00 - Start

00:00:10 - Introductions

00:01:13 - Picking up where we left off

00:04:34 - Astro shows some support for the ship

00:07:54 - The most descriptive description of an IT problem ever given

00:08:38 - The most tried and true IT approach

00:09:31 - Tyler recaps session 1

00:10:18 - Tyler recaps session 2

00:13:18 - An awkward elevator ride

00:15:04 - When your boss gets on the elevator

00:18:25 - A frank talk with the crew

00:24:04 - Cleo decides what happens next

00:25:18 - Astro tries to turn on the heat

00:27:14 - Astro is so relieved rn

00:29:48 - Ronan does a medical

00:32:36 - Tyler struggles to take the scotts seriously

00:35:33 - Ronan has problems with security

00:39:43 - Mark goes cortex shopping

00:44:52 - Josh explains a cypher thing

00:45:30 - Mark putty puts up a wall

00:48:35 - Nice to meet you. Again.

00:58:20 - Cleo makes a SUPER sus noise

00:58:32 - Mark takes JAQLINE to meet the captain

01:00:59 - Mark is caught between dad and other dad

01:02:46 - Ronan arrives on the scene

01:05:32 - Tyler's finest moment

01:09:05 - Mark gets a quiet moment to discuss his fears with the captain

01:10:17 - we take a second to be twitch streamers

01:10:30 - back at it

01:16:31 - Mark misses the mark with Astro

01:17:37 - The party you just can't leave

01:18:08 - Mark sets important boundaries

01:20:53 - Mark begins to fray

01:21:06 - Mark snaps

01:21:52 - Things get messy in the mess hall

01:25:33 - Never mess with the code of the naval

01:28:01 - Cleo's finest worldbuilding yet

01:28:47 - The rumor come out

01:30:52 - Astro and Mark have the worlds most momentary moment

01:33:33 - Irradiated ghost peppers

01:38:27 - Astro and Mark share a coffee

01:42:42 - We're still working on trevor's mic awareness

01:42:59 - Mark the therapist

01:43:23 - Oh no wait Astro is the therapist

01:44:28 - Literally the last person we'd expect to enter the scene

01:45:48 - Astro suits up

01:50:51 - A heartfelt apology?

01:52:06 - JAQLINE asks for what now?

01:53:49 - Cleo admits she's just farming Mike tears

00:03:20 - Real friends know when to say sorry

00:09:06 - Alexa play Interstellar

00:11:06 - We recenter ourselves

00:12:44 - When you get to the cutscene before the npc's spawn in

00:14:26 - We compensate for Twitch's inadequacies

00:16:01 - In the words of legendary scholar Marshall Mathers, it's back to the lab again

00:19:00 - This lab has a mole

00:20:21 - Willard tips his cap to the people

00:22:55 - Jake indulges in some revisionist history

00:28:40 - Davroid weaponizes his b.o.

00:50:02 - Frode enters a room

00:52:18 - Cleo hits the uno reverse

00:52:56 - Frode leaves a room

00:59:28 - Some collective map decision making

01:06:53 - Frode enters another room

01:11:00 - The doctor is in

01:20:02 - Frode makes an incalculable mistake

01:20:13 - Because raising the roof is overrated

01:24:47 - A challenge is issued

01:25:15 - Savage wants to reshoot the intro to FRIENDS

01:25:39 - Frode learns the opposite of an important life lesson

01:26:21 - Those things'll heal ya, kid

01:27:08 - Boss fight cutscene boss fight cutscene BOSS FIGHT CUTSCENE

01:31:49 - Cleo has an idea

01:31:54 - Trevor has a better idea

01:32:11 - The next 6 minutes or so cover about 30 seconds of real time

01:35:17 - The boss fight begins in earnest

01:41:17 - It's possible willard is in over his little head

01:43:00 - Jake spends his final XP

01:44:47 - Minions enter the arena

01:48:22 - Frode enters the ring

01:48:52 - Frode splats

01:50:12 - Mike's hands are magic weapons confirmed

01:54:14 - Trevor forgets who's side he's on

01:55:29 - The darkest twist thus far

01:56:38 - If it ain't broke...

01:58:10 - Cleo spends some time trying to negotiate difficulties

02:02:30 - Your friendly neighborhood spiderfae

02:03:49 - Davroid finale gets to do what he always wants to do

02:05:26 - When the boss fight enters it's second stage

02:07:10 - Willard has a front row seat to the rest of the party participating

02:09:05 - Cleo hatches a brilliant plan

02:11:05 - Mike is a man of simple plans

02:12:04 - Savage is seeing doubles

02:13:28 - The most intense string of moments in the whole campaign

02:14:49 - Literally could not have set up this moment better if I'd planned it

02:15:06 - Tyler literally makes Jake "oh shit"

02:15:22 - Davroid's triumph suddenly becomes a horrifying choice he needs to make

02:16:02 - The gang scrambles to find a "third way"

02:16:29 - Still scrambling

02:17:20 - It's not a way out... but maybe it's a way through

02:17:59 - It all comes down to this moment

02:19:08 - ONE. LAST. TWIST.

02:19:21 - More scrambling. More hope for a third way

02:20:00 - Tyler's face really says it all

02:21:10 - Armis focuses on what's really important here at the end of all things

02:22:30 - The farewells and goodbyes and such

00:00:40 - Willard starts us off with a nice round of drinks

00:01:43 - Mike delivers emotionally devastating news in an emotionally detached way

00:02:41 - Frode goes dad mode

00:04:12 - Willard gets to do what he's always wanted to do

00:06:30 - Savage doordashes a frisbee

00:11:21 - Savage enters the fight

00:12:11 - The players begin to consider that they may be screwed

00:15:18 - Frode is nothing if not consistent

00:30:03 - When it comes to intellect, size isn't everything

00:30:38 - ...because XP also matters...

00:31:09 - ...but sometimes even XP isn't enough

00:31:32 - Things look dark for Savage

00:33:23 - Things look dark for the players

00:35:38 - Classic turncoat monologue

00:37:17 - ANOTHA ONE

00:43:51 - Willard hatches a plan

00:48:17 - "Wide cuffs"

00:54:26 - Davroid gets involved

00:56:22 - From the last chapter marker to here has all been one attack

00:57:27 - Reassuring voices on the telephone lines

00:58:09 - Jake is forced to reckon with the fact that his deadly bandito is poquito sized

00:58:40 - Cleo solves physics

01:04:22 - Shale for perhaps the first time in this whole finale actually participates meaningfully

01:10:45 - The Best 1 XP Trevor Ever Spent

01:14:16 - Davroid goes for the head

01:15:24 - Willard goes out the way he came in - serving tea

00:02:47 - Willard's hat = stealth mode

00:04:50 - And we did gameify it

00:07:49 - Mourning is an open door

00:12:38 - Previous campaign players LOVE him

00:14:29 - The players realize they are name-blind

00:17:32 - chunk

00:21:37 - Do golems dream of hatch doors?

00:24:33 - Willard gets a Doomslayer suit up montage

00:31:10 - Pour one out for Frank o7

00:34:44 - Gunked to the wall, having a ball

00:37:24 - They've literally trained for this moment

00:42:12 - Armis and Shale - an old married couple

00:49:11 - Great stomachs think alike

00:54:40 - Willard Unleashed

01:02:25 - Haters will say his nat 20's are fake

01:06:34 - Frode has really always been a Looney Tunes Character

01:10:43 - Oh, Jeffery...

01:12:50 - The most Frode thing that Frode could have said

01:16:58 - Riddle me THIS, Man-Spider!

01:21:53 - Armis and Shale need to get a room

01:29:15 - Haters will continue to say it's fake

01:32:27 - When it feels like the gods laughing at your demise

01:36:03 - Sharknado 17: Gun-nado

01:41:05 - Armis has to say goodbye

00:08:02 - Gosh I sure hope this mission briefing doesn't get rudely interrupted

00:10:37 - We will call back to this joke more than you expect

00:12:27 - The final bumper and intros of Campaign 2...

00:14:43 - Snap back to reality

00:16:49 - Please don't clip this out of context

00:20:59 - Help Tuah, Gunk on That Thang

00:24:29 - Cleanup Keep has fallen...

00:27:02 - Frode thunks of a great idea

00:30:30 - Davroid maths so hard

00:35:01 - When you accidentally board the wrong plane

00:40:13 - Another callback is born

00:43:00 - Flying at the speed of gunk

00:46:22 - Why did the Cleanup Crew cross the bridge?

00:51:46 - Armis spends XP like it grows on XTrees

00:53:46 - We learn Josh's complicated GM encounter formulas...

01:00:38 - The least reassuring reassurance

01:06:46 - There are two wolf spiders inside Armis...

01:10:57 - Willard wants no part in this tomfoolery

01:14:53 - Top 10 Armis Anime Moments

01:19:20 - Don't listen to this part out of context

01:23:39 - "What if there's a fashionable guy in there?"

01:29:06 - Checkov's Willard's Tea

01:34:18 - These boots were made for stickin'

01:39:15 - Willard is VINDICATED

00:04:06 - Our new "talk about gunk" speedrun record

00:09:37 - Pencil collectors exist??

00:13:36 - Birthday Cake Returns

00:19:16 - A bumper intro that you do NOT want to miss

00:21:56 - It's noon, son.

00:27:47 - Davroid does divination

00:32:36 - Armis? More like Are-pissed.

00:38:16 - Willard tells Armis to LOCK IN

00:46:12 - Nothin' like a hug with the boys

00:52:05 - There's always something...

00:57:32 - Davroid was born for this

01:11:12 - Does lamaze, will travel

01:16:44 - If at first you don't succeed, XP, XP again.

01:25:22 - "Hearty Boulder" was Frode's nickname in college

01:33:17 - Lil' Disk's debut mixtape

01:41:33 - NPC's wtih very necessary backstory

01:44:16 - Might be a tracker? I might...

01:49:37 - Horrible Bosses: Uredah Edition

01:56:47 - Armis and Willard catch strays

02:04:29 - Willard REALLY needs to stop promising this

02:10:05 - Frode knows, where you roll, loudly, through the trees

02:17:38 - Unironically the best use of a cypher in this campaign

02:25:10 - Arcs, XP, and outro

00:00:00 - And so we set the scene...

00:05:05 - I'm the map!

00:09:15 - "Fat Bird" was my nickname in college

00:16:32 - Willard is vaguely British now??

00:17:59 - Bumper and player intros

00:20:23 - Frode is the GOAT (trail)

00:25:24 - Armis gets caught up in the improv

00:29:46 - Out of the flying pan, into the nausea

00:32:47 - Rock tuah, smash that thang

00:39:27 - Willard plays a classic iOS game

00:43:31 - A shocking development for Willard

00:49:53 - Davroid owlbarely survives falling off a cliff

00:54:59 - "I have accounced all my gunk"

00:57:50 - Josh just starts adding random traps from different sessions

01:02:24 - There are two Willards inside you...

01:06:20 - WBT failed DARE

01:11:06 - Call of the Owlbear

01:16:28 - "Buy me dinner first!"

01:22:18 - Middle school boys be like

01:27:02 - Willard is a short king

01:33:19 - Entirely too much gunk talk

01:37:52 - The physics totally check out

01:42:52 - The Ground formerly known as Cracked

01:48:19 - I cry evertim Cleo re-rolls

01:53:07 - Smithy wins employee of the month...

01:54:47 - ...the award is immediately rescinded

01:57:57 - Character arcs, XP, and outro

00:03:36 - Davroid notes how to bargain

00:06:00 - Davroid in the "this is fine" meme

00:09:13 - Top 10 Davroid Anime Moments

00:12:48 - Willard is minty fresh

00:14:57 - Chekov's (Frode's) BOMB

00:17:57 - Life Lessons with Willard

00:22:17 - Guard Dude TELLS ALL

00:26:45 - "I sheath my gunkers"

00:30:10 - Frode's student becomes the master

00:32:09 - The Big Bad Lore Dump (TM)

00:36:00 - Armis' alterior motives...

00:39:15 - The most tragic moment of the campaign

00:42:55 - Josh pulls a Top of the Hour Ad Break

00:44:39 - Character intros

00:45:37 - Da big time skip

00:49:54 - Willard and Frode: Trading Places

00:53:55 - Me, drinking copius amounts of Monster

00:57:58 - his nAME WAS MARTIN

01:03:06 - A heavy Martin-tini

01:07:51 - The gang looks for clues

01:14:12 - Davroid is The One

01:18:12 - Don't threaten Armis with a good time

01:21:26 - Flawless Frode logic

01:24:31 - The Raiders of the Lost Armis

01:28:02 - No Time to Hug

01:33:00 - Get down, Mr. Mole

01:38:07 - Frode's fallen form faceplants

01:41:15 - Frode needs a meteorologist

01:46:01 - "I'm just a dribble!"

01:50:28 - The ultimate Cleo double fake

01:55:22 - Armis gets demoted to Production Assistant

01:59:14 - Arcs, XP, and outro

00:00:00 - Previous session recap

00:01:36 - We become goons

00:05:27 - We get a little TOO in character

00:10:32 - "A fistful of fist"

00:12:24 - Bumper intro (with a twist)

00:13:28 - Mike makes a terrible realization

00:14:20 - Player character intros (attempted)

00:16:19 - okAY ITS GAMEPLAY TIME

00:19:49 - Willard's least favorite two things

00:21:07 - Frode is high as a kite

00:24:26 - Frode is baked

00:31:04 - Frode is ob-literary

00:35:44 - Aulen is unhappy

00:38:13 - Sorry, Xothkug is taken

00:43:07 - My my my how the turntables...

00:48:14 - Deal or No Deal

00:51:09 - Willard's identity crisis

00:54:31 - Gunk

00:58:33 - Davroid and Willard: Quantumania

01:00:47 - The Art of the Deal

01:11:11 - Frode's new lease on life

01:16:17 - Aulen catches a stray

01:24:06 - Davroid does deducing

01:29:29 - Davroid can't WHAT??!

01:33:46 - Davroid is high as a kite

01:37:39 - Davroid's due dilligence

01:42:26 - Hotel California type beat

01:46:38 - Armis gets his groove back

01:49:51 - Frode creates Facebook accounts

01:53:09 - Davroid does a deal

01:55:57 - Willard metagames

02:00:16 - The worst trade deal in the history of trade deals

02:04:16 - Frode knows de wae

02:08:31 - Frode is rock Jesus

02:14:20 - A little bit about everything (plumbing)

02:16:10 - Postgame debrief and XP

00:01:08 - Davroid Describes his Doings

00:03:54 - Davroid's fit check

00:06:50 - Davroid's secret pen pal

00:10:44 - Bumper and character intros

00:13:03 - All that work for "not super helpful"

00:16:41 - The Queen finally gives us health insurance

00:17:50 - Frode literally leaves everyone else speechless

00:19:52 - A roof is a hat for a house

00:24:57 - Helpful DM plot reminder!

00:28:12 - Sometimes the 4th wall is really thin

00:29:00 - REALLY thin

00:31:42 - Frode is a Silver Age comic character

00:34:34 - We do not recommend streaking off into the night

00:39:20 - Insects are smart but not strange

00:44:10 - is tHAT a threat??

00:48:14 - Would the real Frode please stand up?

00:52:12 - "That was a Red Herring"

00:56:41 - Iceroad Truckers vs River Monsters

01:01:41 - The most relatable that Armis has ever been

01:08:27 - Keep Hembleyhoo Weird (TM)

01:10:38 - Heeeeeeeere's Lonnie!

01:11:36 - Josh straight up spills a mostly full coke zero on his floor bc he's so commited to the bit

01:15:17 - Frode makes a fine friend

01:20:59 - Willard goes looking for a "fishing adjacent" creature

01:22:56 - We explore the... DEWality of Jake

01:26:05 - Armis - and the audience - loves Lonnie

01:30:01 - Introducing Lonnie Tech Tips

01:34:25 - Suddenly, trout becomes a big deal

01:38:23 - Frode does some networking

01:43:13 - Armis listens to MCR

01:47:37 - Only Armis has seen the film "NOPE"

01:51:45 - Frode asks the important questions

01:56:06 - Willard lives for the weekend

02:01:15 - Frode must be getting deja vu...

02:06:22 - Character arcs and debrief

00:00:00 - Start

00:02:48 - When the tea so good you forget what you were suspicious about

00:08:41 - No, not that Stormy

00:13:20 - The gang thunks

00:19:44 - The gang ALMOST makes a good decision

00:21:04 - Frode figures out why he's been left on read

00:24:20 - Ruby Wardens? More like Poopy Wardens

00:27:26 - Bumper and character intros

00:30:04 - "Oh, there's a PROBLEM!!"

00:33:38 - Frode finds a kewl kat

00:37:42 - Back to more terrible ideas

00:40:23 - Armis finds a scene partner

00:44:52 - The Blindfolded Leading the Blind

00:49:01 - Frode gives the right information at the wrong time

00:52:11 - Frode forgot to thunk

00:56:59 - Another regroup for another haphazard plan

00:59:41 - Frode's got a deal for you!

01:03:37 - Davroid attempts to keep us on track

01:06:54 - The Gang gets Addicted to Sports Betting

01:11:54 - After a whole episode of planning...

01:23:48 - ...the plan completely falls flat on its face.

01:25:44 - "IIIII'm pickin' you up!"

01:29:56 - Frode throws a Hail Mary

01:33:12 - Willard falls with style

01:38:13 - The Great Escape

01:46:17 - The best soundbite this podcast has ever produced

01:50:29 - Keeping Up With the Goonses

00:00:04 - Previous session recap

00:01:54 - Peach tea ritual is best ritual

00:05:40 - Breaking News: Willard Can Be Nice

00:09:35 - Breaking News: Willard Hates Magic

00:13:43 - Frode states the obvious

00:15:13 - Session and character intros

00:17:46 - Have you ever accidentally walked in on a very serious conversation?

00:20:34 - Leaping lizards! Our location has been leaked!

00:24:02 - They're in the trees!

00:26:42 - This is where I would put Frode's voice... IF I HAD ONE

00:30:38 - I wish Frode would stabilize my life

00:33:26 - The world's least enthusiastic group hype

00:37:02 - Armis is our spin doctor

00:38:04 - The world's worst door

00:41:10 - Josh is completely done with the door bit

00:43:33 - Old Spider Yells at Cloud

00:47:26 - Davroid is dyin' to return to Geim

00:51:52 - I felt that

00:57:15 - At that moment, they knew, they had messed up.

00:57:58 - Introducing the Cousins Program

00:59:10 - The oldest trick in the book

01:01:24 - All of our party members are masters of disguise

01:02:56 - Jack and Jork... there are just too many potential jokes here

01:05:37 - The most dramatic consumption of nicotine

01:08:31 - Hats off to Frode

01:12:47 - Frode has an idea...

01:15:17 - ...Frode's idea is a bomb threat

01:18:42 - "Add an unconscious guy to your inventory"

01:19:47 - Mentor? I hardly...

01:22:06 - Inspector, Janitor, Officer

01:26:33 - Storm - the most popular baby name of 2025

01:31:11 - A quick backstory detour

01:34:18 - Armis had a [SPOILER]??

01:42:03 - ARMIS HAD A [CRAZY SPOILER]??!!

01:43:58 - Makin our way to the Bug's

00:00:00 - Start

00:00:04 - Josh's amazing segue (session begins)

00:01:41 - Fire burning on the circus floor, ooowoahhhhoo

00:09:25 - The Gang Fights Evil Pinnochio

00:14:16 - Session intro

00:16:36 - Now let's jump back into tonight's disaster

00:25:20 - Nat 20 always results in innuendo

00:28:04 - Armis isn't the only one making innuendos

00:35:51 - Pixar's UP, starring Frode

00:41:16 - Josh gets in on the innuendos

00:44:47 - 2 Hats 2 Frodeus

00:51:51 - Frode goes Through the Fire and the Flames

00:57:26 - "Leave me alone, Mom!!" -Frode

01:03:37 - Armer? Jaspmus?

01:05:53 - OSHA - Orc Safety and Health Administration

01:12:42 - Davroid can feel it in the air tonight

01:16:51 - Peach tea cures all ills

01:26:18 - Armis and Devroid, Detective Duo

01:36:06 - Somethin' stinks at the circus

01:38:44 - Character arcs and outro

00:00:00 - Session begins

00:03:36 - The Cleanup Crew is eepy

00:07:10 - Davroid is a bad influence

00:10:47 - We say "coordinate" too many times

00:11:57 - Armis does the classic absent father move

00:16:01 - I doubt you'll hear the phrase "secluded gland" in any other podcast

00:19:21 - "I was trying to relax but now I gotta deal with f---ing Frode"

00:23:48 - Willard does not practice what he preaches

00:28:38 - Frode is a literal cannonball

00:37:01 - Armis goes hillbilly handfishing

00:42:12 - Armis unpacks his trauma (the events of the past 5 minutes)

00:45:17 - That's what- never mind...

00:51:12 - Frode says his iconic catchphrase

00:56:00 - I wish Josh was my dealer

01:00:15 - "It was the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals." -Willard

01:03:52 - Frode plays the long game

01:06:41 - The quickest mood swing in TTRPG history

01:08:27 - And so begins the ballad of Jeffery

01:17:49 - Jasper is 100% our disappointed dad

01:23:17 - Willard begrudgingly has a good time

01:27:18 - Frode puts his master negotiating skills to work

01:36:18 - Surely this is not a backstory related plot hook

01:41:14 - Willard just can't escape demi-planes

01:47:41 - Session end and character debrief

00:00:00 - Session begins

00:01:44 - Jazzems sounds like a canned food from the '60s

00:03:54 - The first of many times Frode punches a wall

00:08:27 - Totally not foreshadowing

00:09:04 - The gang goes for a run

00:12:46 - We totally have the Cypher System terminology memorized

00:19:52 - hat fight hat fIGHT HAT FIGHT

00:30:06 - Jasper calls in the Hulkbusters

00:31:17 - The funniest intro segue yet

00:32:47 - Character intros

00:33:53 - Well that went very well

00:38:44 - Cleo: The Ultimate RPG Method Actor

00:40:20 - It was actually quite funny, so I didn't cut the silence :)

00:44:35 - Frode punches a wall again

00:45:34 - Davroid sound remarkably like Trevor suddenly

00:57:08 - "We can do whatever the fffffflip we want"

01:00:21 - Remember that scene in the abandoned bar in Suicide Squad?

01:03:58 - Frode was totally meditating and not napping

01:08:46 - Grubbub's Bubs and Gubs

01:11:08 - Frode punches a third hole in the wall

01:13:48 - Frode dumps ALL of his XP into the fireplace perk

01:20:52 - Armis owns up to his Thrupp up

01:27:09 - So Frode DID take a nap!

01:28:10 - They're putting MICROCHIPS in our POTIONS!!

01:34:00 - Kobyashi Maru 2: Electric Boogaloo

01:36:42 - "Roll a hat check"

01:43:29 - Introducing, the INCREDIBLE ARMIS and the ROCK MAN!!

01:53:01 - The worst magic trick of all time somehow works

01:58:53 - *rat noises*

02:00:34 - Cleo forgets that the action economy exists

02:04:54 - The funniest number of all TTRPGs

02:08:19 - Discord creates some dramatic irony

02:10:12 - XP and character arc talk

02:17:40 - Outro

00:00:00 - Josh's super cinematic intro sequence

00:05:28 - I promise you're not ready for this epic intro

00:06:50 - Remarkably, we don't butcher our own names

00:08:09 - The session REALLY begins

00:09:27 - Davroid sets up the steakhouse

00:12:58 - Davroid gets disappointed

00:15:27 - Willard sticks his nose where he shouldn't

00:22:56 - Jake likes big hats and he cannot lie

00:26:17 - Frode frows down

00:28:31 - Norbin makes a triumphant return

00:35:00 - Josh has a GM power trip and Cleo has Norbin's memory

00:37:38 - Somehow Cleo sweet talks the GM

00:38:50 - The one thing Frode HATes...

00:40:35 - A more gentlespiderly atmosphere

00:42:57 - Mike stops another GM power trip

00:45:43 - Armis thrupps up

00:48:57 - We make a new RPG where Perception is the only skill

00:50:22 - Armis may be a thief but at least he's honest

00:52:06 - What is this? Some kind of... Cleanup Crew?

00:56:19 - Armis falls in love

00:59:31 - "I thought he loved the hat"

01:02:32 - We call it, the Avengers Initiative.

01:08:52 - Frode has a case of the Mondays

01:11:39 - Peach tea cures all ills

01:14:49 - Frode revisits the Norbin Problem

01:21:01 - Geim is an open carry state

01:22:11 - It is I, Devroid Gravelheart!

01:28:24 - Frode EPIC PRANKS the bartender

01:28:57 - Armis just like me fr

01:30:22 - Wow, Willard's weird.

01:33:40 - A more gentlebirdly atmosphere

01:34:35 - No, really, what is this? Some kind of Cleanup Crew??"

01:35:31 - "I wOuLd LiKe To SoLvE tHe PuZzLe" -Frode

01:36:23 - The Kobayashi Maru

01:39:00 - Steal my soul!!

01:43:23 - Oh yeah this happened to my buddy Willard one time...

01:46:08 - Professor X in the Danger Room be like,

01:54:10 - Willard has been thinking about quicksand this whole time

01:54:43 - The best music timing in all of D&D

01:56:09 - Davroid has been training for this his whole life...

02:00:06 - Cleo fails to sweet talk the GM again

02:05:29 - They call him Armis "No Filter" Thrupp

02:08:12 - Outros and character arc talk

02:13:23 - The best Cleo song parody ever make

02:15:33 - Jake's end is near, nbd

00:00:00 - Campaign 2 intro

00:00:46 - Lines and Veils

00:01:51 - 10 truths of modern Uredah

00:08:28 - Let's begin character creation!

00:12:03 - We would never talk about Josh behind his back idk why you would accuse us-

00:15:49 - And Josh was none the wiser...

00:18:41 - Josh ALSO doesn't understand PDFs

00:29:20 - Cleo is aghast at Mike's character creation speedrun

00:34:45 - Mike is Cipider-Man

00:38:41 - Trevor and his bag of tricks

00:40:15 - Jake is still PDF-ing around

00:40:53 - Cleo and Josh speak in cryptic code

00:41:52 - I promise we're almost done with the boring part

00:45:52 - Josh shows off the cool new stuff

00:47:58 - Cypher?! I hardly kno-

00:57:33 - The first ever Cleanup Crew character intros!

01:00:03 - Jake is Willard Taffey, ex-Tumbleweb Sheriff

01:02:22 - Mike is Armis Thrupp, cipider hustler

01:04:39 - Trevor is Devroid Gravelheart, gruff detective

01:06:34 - Cleo is [unintelligble sound] the Forsaken, who really hates hats

01:09:09 - Alright, how do these guys know each other?

01:12:58 - What will be their growth arcs?

01:26:49 - Rumor has it, you should subscribe to wingedbadgergaming

01:27:37 - There armor things to talk about

01:28:20 - We effortlessly break the Cypher system rules

01:29:10 - Session outro

00:15:26 - An unsponsored moment

00:15:43 - Full Campaign Recap

00:48:06 - Intro Video

00:48:54 - Meet the players

00:49:17 - Trevor forgets who he is fr fr

00:49:32 - Wash mocks trevor for forgetting who he is fr fr

00:49:54 - Jake does the bit but like a boxing announcer

00:50:15 - Cleo way outperforms the bit as a boxing announcer

00:51:40 - Gameplay begins

00:52:49 - Oscar award winning sound design from the players

00:53:01 - Oscar award winning death scene from Josh

00:53:39 - Cleo be passin' notes in class

00:54:47 - MOOSE TIME

00:55:02 - The dude abides

00:55:15 - Minis finally on the battlemap maybe we can start the game now

00:56:03 - Jk more minis

00:56:27 - Wash tries to sneak an extra round before we enter initiative order ;)

00:57:50 - Lerodith (and the GM) explain how this thing is gonna work

01:04:49 - Boons & Banes explained for you, the viewer

01:05:27 - Cleo bargains with the chat

01:05:48 - Initiative gets rolled

01:09:08 - Round 1 of the game. If you're trying to skip to when the players start really doing stuff skip to here.

02:07:52 - Radiant damage sound effect by cleo

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The gang looks back on the ups and downs of the Dew Bumblefoot Arc

This episode features collaborators Arievio and Washburnello, who both have their own Twitch channels also!

Featuring:

Josh as Gamemaster

Matt as Fox, Rogue

Jake as Aulen Wedrier, Barbarian

Trevor as Xothkug Hibub, Cleric

Washburnello as Jebedia Peppermint, Wizard